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Hello? Donna, it's you!
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How's California?
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Have you run into
Johnny Carson yet?
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No. I read
he won't eat corn.
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What? Oh, Eric. Oh, no, no. I
know he wants to talk to you.
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He hasn't heard from
you all summer. I'll get him.
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Eric! Ow!
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Eric. Eric,
are you in the bathroom?
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Yes.
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Well, get off because...
Mom? Mom,
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when this door is closed, it's
my sacred alone time, okay?
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Think of it as church.
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But I...
Mom!
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Fine.
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Gets up at noon, sits
on the toilet till dinner.
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What kind of summer is that?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well,
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you made me lose
my concentration.
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Now I'm gonna have to go
back there in about an hour.
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I just wanted to
tell you Donna called.
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Her number's on the pad
by the kitchen phone.
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What?
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Why wouldn't you say something?
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And I'm staying out of it,
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but if you'd eat a little bran,
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you could've taken
that call yourself.
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Where's the notepad?
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Here.
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Quit twitching.
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What? There's no number.
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Dad.
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Step away from the vehicle.
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Isn't it a little early
for you to be hopped up?
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Empty your pockets. Now.
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Get the hell out of my pants!
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Got it.
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What the hell is wrong with him?
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He has low self-esteem
because you are too domineering.
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Red, you're gonna let Forman
get away with that, man?
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He just felt you up.
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Where's the foot in the ass?
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Unless you're getting too old.
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Shut it.
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And go shave that thing.
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You look like a damn Hungarian.
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It's ringing.
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It's ringing.
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Oh, my God, it's ringing.
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And Eric chickens out again.
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Quack, quack, quack.
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Forman, what's the problem?
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It's just...
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I want to tell her to come
home, that I miss her,
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that I love her. I mean,
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it's too much to say
over the phone.
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Look, Eric,
just write her a letter.
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That's how I broke up
with Michael.
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Yeah. I was able
to take my time
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and come up with
good synonyms for
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"Cowardly, won't-marry-me loser,
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"run-away-to-California
jackass."
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Jackie, I'm charismatic
in person.
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I've got these
awesome hand gestures.
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And I kind of, like, waggle
my eyebrows when I talk.
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Wait. You do that
on purpose?
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Thanks, you guys.
That's helpful.
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You know what?
That's it. I'm going.
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I'll just show up in California
and, like, blow her mind.
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Yeah. I mean,
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when the Empire killed Luke
Skywalker's aunt and uncle,
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did he just call them up?
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No! He hopped on
the Millennium Falcon
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and he paid a little visit
to the Death Star.
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Wait a minute.
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Do chickens go quack,
or did I mess that up?
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I sat at my mom's house for
three hours. Eric still hasn't called.
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Hey, you know what might
make you feel better?
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Playing pinball.
Over there.
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I don't have any quarters.
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Hey, Kelso. You know
what might help me?
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If you could tell me
how you got over Jackie.
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You remember Jackie, don't you?
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Who's Jackie?
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Jackie was my dog.
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She died in
a Big Wheel accident.
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No, Annette, I meant Jackie,
his ex-girlfriend.
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Also dead.
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She's not dead.
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What's going on here?
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Why are you lying to me?
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No, I'm not lying, Jackie.
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Annette! Look, baby...
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Well, my work here is done.
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You want to go to
California to get Donna?
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You can't go to California.
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But I have to tell
Donna I love her,
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and that she should
be back here with me.
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Oh, well, that's sweet.
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I think it would sound
especially good on the phone.
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But don't call till after 7:00
when the rates go down.
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Well, I can't call her.
I mean,
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did Luke Skywalker...
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Oh, would you stop?
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Luke Skywalker this,
Luke Skywalker that.
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I'm sick of hearing
about that little fruit.
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Luke Skywalker is not...
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He and Leia clearly... I...
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Mom, Dad,
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- this is important.
- No.
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No California.
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You know what's important?
School.
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You're gonna be a senior
and you need to buckle down.
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Luke Skywalker
would've buckled down.
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Forman, there's
a flight to California
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in four hours, and you're on it.
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Before you get all gushy,
we didn't pay for it.
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We stole the money
from your secret stash
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in the Scooby-Doo thermos.
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You guys know about Scooby-Doo?
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Well, it was a good try,
but you should have known
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that eventually I would need
to take some cocoa on the go.
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Well, thanks, you guys,
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but my parents will kill me.
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No, Eric, we'll cover for you.
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Yeah. Believe me, I got
no problem fooling whitey.
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Hyde, you're white.
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Barely.
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Eric, if you love her,
you have to go.
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You're right.
I'm gonna do this.
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Damn it, I'm going.
I gotta go pack.
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Hey, let me help. I love
putting together outfits.
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Finally.
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Yeah, I thought
they'd never leave.
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You know, Steven, it was really
nice of you to get that ticket for Eric.
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This usually works a whole
lot better when you don't talk.
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Look, Annette,
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you're way more important
to me than Jackie ever was.
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I mean, you're blonde,
you're beautiful,
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you practically
never wear a whole shirt.
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I'm sorry. It's just the thought
of you with somebody else
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got me really upset.
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I'm really upset.
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Which is why I propose
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that we do something
special and romantic.
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Let's do it.
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Michael, I don't do that.
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I'm a virgin.
What...
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...a coincidence.
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Me, too.
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So let's do it.
Be first-timers, yeah.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go cool off.
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Kelso...
Uh-uh, one second.
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She's cooling off.
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Look. I was wondering if you and
Annette could maybe discuss your plans
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to do it or not do it
when I'm not around.
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But you're never not around.
You're always here.
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You're like a carbuncle.
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Kelso, you don't even know
what a carbuncle is.
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Well, I know it's gross
and it doesn't go away.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
It's just...
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I don't know anybody else.
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And California people
are freaks.
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Like that guy. You can't
smoke that out here!
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I miss Eric.
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That guy even looks like Eric.
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Oh, my God. Eric!
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Donna!
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Kelso, what the hell
are you doing?
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Winning.
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I can't believe
you came here for me.
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Of course I did.
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Donna, I love you.
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And I have so much
to say, but I...
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You guys can French
all you want. I totally won.
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Hey, Red.
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Good day, Mr. Red.
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Wait a minute.
Where's the other idiot?
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Other idiot?
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Do we know another idiot?
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Where's Eric?
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Where's Eric?
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Where are you, man,
and who wants to know?
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The U.S. government,
that's who.
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Like, I read by 1984,
the government
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will have tracking
devices on all of us.
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And after that, they're gonna
jam electrodes in our brains,
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so they can read our memories.
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Damn U.S. government.
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Damn U.S. government?
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Without our government,
you'd be stuck in Siberia now,
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sucking the juice
from a rotten commie potato.
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Let me tell you something.
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If the U.S. government
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decides to stick a
tracking device up your ass,
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you say, "Thank you
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"and God bless America."
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He's so easy.
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And then after Michael
threw up, I told him,
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"You're not supposed to eat
the plastic wrapping."
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And that's how we met.
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Wow. That's...
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That's like Love Story.
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Wow. I wish there
was more to talk about.
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Bye.
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Would you look at her?
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She's so hot,
she could be a robot.
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A robot?
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Whatever. Look.
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You have the van,
and we want to go home.
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No. Uh-uh. I can't
leave Annette. I love her.
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You don't love her.
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I love parts of her.
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I mean, unlike Jackie,
she believes in me.
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Okay, I told Annette
I wanted to be an astronaut
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and she said that
she thought I could.
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To be fair, she wants
to be a lady astronaut.
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I mean, come on, guys. Just
give me a few hours, okay?
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If... Look, this girl is beautiful,
and she believes in me.
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And if I can get her to put out,
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she'll be three out of three.
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But right now,
she's only two out of three.
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And I'm sorry, but 50%
just ain't gonna cut it.
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Okay, look, Steven, these
last few weeks with you
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have been really dirty
and really wrong.
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Jackie, talking is for people
who have something in common.
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Oh, good God.
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You kids switch partners
more than square dancers.
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No, it's not what you think.
We're not together.
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Then what's going on
in my kitchen?
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Eric's in California.
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Jackie, you just
totally burned Forman.
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That was so badass.
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00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:56,014
So, Annette, I'm just saying
that I'm leaving in a couple hours.
261
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,933
So I guess the question is,
262
00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:01,311
what, oh, what can two
virgins do to kill an afternoon?
263
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:06,900
Well, there is something.
264
00:16:06,942 --> 00:16:09,278
But it's kind of wet and dirty.
265
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:11,863
Sold!
266
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,327
Having fun?
267
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,413
No.
268
00:16:20,455 --> 00:16:24,084
I mean, these are
our last hours together
269
00:16:24,126 --> 00:16:26,336
and you're not nude!
270
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:31,549
So all you care about is sex?
271
00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:35,179
I thought there was
more to you than that.
272
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,805
But there isn't.
273
00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:41,768
But there is.
I believe in you.
274
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:42,769
Stop saying that.
275
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:43,979
But I do.
276
00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:48,358
Damn. All right.
Start digging the moat.
277
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,380
I was so scared that I'd never
feel like this with you again.
278
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,925
I mean,
279
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,512
Eric, after last year...
280
00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:18,972
Donna.
...I...
281
00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:22,809
About Casey and all that stuff?
282
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,021
I don't care. Okay?
283
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,400
I just want to be with you.
284
00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:36,573
You know, all summer,
I hated California,
285
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:39,534
but now that you're here,
it's, like, amazing.
286
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,622
This is the most romantic
night of my whole life.
287
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,416
Yeah, I know. Me, too.
288
00:17:50,879 --> 00:17:52,672
I have sand in my crack.
289
00:17:54,091 --> 00:17:55,259
Yeah, me, too.
290
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,426
Oh.
291
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,055
Eric, I want to go home.
292
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,819
Hey, Kelso. How was
your date with Annette?
293
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,571
We went to a carnival.
294
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:19,283
I won her six stuffed animals.
295
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,618
Then we shared a giant pretzel.
296
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:24,871
And then I walked her home,
and she gave me a good-night kiss
297
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:26,497
on the cheek.
298
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:30,501
You know, in Wisconsin,
299
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,588
if you win a girl
a giant purple rhinoceros,
300
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,465
she puts out!
301
00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:50,521
So, my folks have
no idea I was gone.
302
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,651
No idea.
You're golden.
303
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:55,777
Ah.
304
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,529
Oh, hey!
Hyde!
305
00:18:59,281 --> 00:19:01,116
You got a beard!
306
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,953
You look so old.
307
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,957
Of course I look old, man.
Party more than you,
308
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,501
worked more, drank more,
and slept with way more chicks.
309
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:14,504
I'm exhausted, man.
310
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,923
Fez, my little man!
311
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,260
How was your summer?
312
00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:23,263
Well, I saw a boob and a half
down by the pool.
313
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,934
Yeah. Pool boob. Nice.
314
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,814
Look. Donna,
I know you're nervous
315
00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:35,192
about seeing people at school
after running away and all,
316
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,652
but I want you to know
it's all under control.
317
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:40,530
I told everyone you
went away to have a baby.
318
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:42,907
What?
319
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,493
Yeah, it was badass.
320
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,536
Oh, yeah, I say "badass" now.
321
00:19:50,332 --> 00:19:51,958
Hi, Daddy.
322
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,462
Don't you "Daddy" me.
323
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:57,564
Although it does sound good
to hear those words again.
324
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:58,798
Bob.
325
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,966
Right.
326
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,968
You're in big trouble,
young lady.
327
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,095
Now, get home.
Now. Move.
328
00:20:07,391 --> 00:20:09,017
Well,
329
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,978
I guess that's what happens when
you disobey your parents, huh?
330
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,944
Hey, why the long faces?
331
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,155
Did you think that I...
No, no.
332
00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:26,243
Funny story. True story. I'm
walking home from the library
333
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,578
and who should drive by?
334
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,997
Kelso and Donna.
335
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,791
Back from California.
336
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,169
Where they were. Not me.
337
00:20:39,589 --> 00:20:41,591
Oh, hey, they know.
338
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,434
What do you have
to say for yourself?
339
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:53,811
I...
340
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,609
I brought you a seashell.
341
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,363
Just get in the house.
342
00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:09,786
Do you have any idea
how much trouble you're in?
343
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,037
Oh, yeah.
344
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:14,499
And it was worth it.
345
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:24,634
Oh, not this again.
I told you, it gives me needs.
346
00:21:26,428 --> 00:21:28,430
Fine. We'll be upstairs.
347
00:21:28,472 --> 00:21:29,847
Too late.
348
00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:33,446
Man, why are we watching this?
It's stupid.
349
00:21:33,477 --> 00:21:34,852
You're stupid.
350
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,854
Man, I've been gone all summer,
351
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,023
and I get back, and
everything is just the same.
352
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,651
I guess nothing ever
changes around here.
353
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,675
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