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Okay, here comes Kelso.
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Oh, this is going to be so good.
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But plug your nose, because
it's also going to be foul.
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- All right, somebody put a stink bomb in my backpack!
- Oh!
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And when I find out who,
I'm gonna kick some ass!
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Why must people be cruel?
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Yeah, 'cause now I gotta
go see Jackie smelling like a skunk.
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And Jackie hates skunks,
except for Pepé le Pew.
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And, you gotta admit,
for a skunk, he's pretty romantic.
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Okay, guys, I've got
five stink bombs left.
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Let's go ruin
someone else's day.
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Sorry, guys.
I'm going to the movies with Donna.
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It's like we hardly see each other, now
that she got that job at the radio station.
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Yeah, you're the wife of
a famous radio personality.
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Go bake me a pie, Martha.
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Oh, my God.
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Donna's on the radio.
She's doing the farm report right now.
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And in pork belly news...
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prices have risen to nearly
54 cents per pound.
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Mmm-mmm, bacon!
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Pork belly prices.
How cute is that?
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And I'll be back at 3:00, 4:00 and 5:00with more updates.
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Until then, keep on farmin'.
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Is that okay? I just added that.
I did hit the button.
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Oh!
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She's staying late again?
Oh, God.
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How much fast-breaking pork belly news
can there possibly be?
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That's it.
I'm goin' down there.
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- Well, that conversation's going to go badly.
- How do you know?
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I put a stink bomb in his back pocket.
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You're doin' the rest of the farm reports?
Come on.
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I thought we were goin'
to the movies.
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Well, Janice called in sick, so...
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Why do you smell like butt?
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That is none of your business, okay?
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Okay, Donna, look.
I think we need to talk.
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I think this job is really
cutting into your Eric time.
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My "Eric time"?
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And I'm very concerned
about your diminishing Eric time...
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because it directly affects me,
you know.
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I'm Eric.
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Hey, thanks for
staying late again, Donna.
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You know, you might just
turn this into a full-time gig.
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Hey, I'm her full-time gig.
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No offense.
You stink, dude.
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Here's those tickets.
Enjoy the show.
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- Tickets?
- I know I've been working a lot lately.
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I wanted to make it up to you,
so I got Max...
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to hook us up with Ted Nugent tickets
for everybody!
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The Motor City Madman?
No way!
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Oh, my disappointment is melting...
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into a mixture of
excitement and guilt.
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- Great. That's what I was going for.
- Oh!
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As soon as I saw that skunk,
I knew...
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that I had to capture itand return it to the zoo...
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where it could maybe,
just maybe...
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fall in love like you and I.
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- Oh! Michael, that is so sweet.
- Yeah.
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That's me... sweet.
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So, here we are.
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What to do.
What to do.
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Oh, I know what we can do.
It.
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No, Michael,
I'm not doing "it" in a car.
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Now that we're back together,
I want it to be special.
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I want our second first time
to be magical.
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I can do magic.
Check it out.
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Hmm? Hmm?
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Michael, I'm serious.
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Jackie, I just removed a finger!
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All right, how about this?
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We'll have a special day...
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just dedicated to all the romantic magic
you want.
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That's a great idea.
But you know what would be even better?
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If we did it right now?
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No!
That instead of one day...
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we have a whole week
of romantic magic.
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Well, that would be seven times longer.
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And seven times better.
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And seven times longer.
Yea.
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You know,
our anniversary's comin' up.
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Eighteen years.
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I can still remember
the first time I saw Midgie.
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She was the tallest girl
in chemistry class.
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And Bob was the shortest boy.
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But what he lacked in height,
he made up for in shortness.
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Red, um, remember when we first met?
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Like it was yesterday.
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It was 1952 at a U.S.O. dance.
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Me and my buddieswere blowin' off steam.
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And, suddenly, I saw her.
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She was the mostbeautiful girl in the joint.
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Hiya, dame.
Wanna shake a leg?
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No, thanks.
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- It wasn't a question.
- I think it was, mister.
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Mind if I cut in?
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It's none of your business,
bell-bottom.
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I think you could use
a little punch, leatherneck.
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Oh, you're in big trouble,
Red Forman.
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Huh?
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I said, you're in big trouble,
Red Forman.
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You're thinking of some other girl.
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That's not how we met at all.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Fez, what's in the box?
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Counterfeit concert T-shirts.
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Me and Hyde are going to
sell them after the show.
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Oh, how entrepreneurial of you.
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You see, I figure with the original
concert T's going for $15...
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we sell ours for 10,
I turn a $50 investment into 250 bucks.
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Where'd you get 50 bucks?
I thought you were broke.
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I sneaked it from
your Candy Land stash.
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So if you think about it,
it's all profit.
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Okay, fine.
Can I borrow $50?
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Hey, you wanna see what
50 stolen bucks can buy?
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Fez! It's "Ted" Nugent!
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Uh-huh.
Tad Nugent.
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No, man.
I'm saying "Ted."
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I'm saying Tad too.
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- No, you're not. It says "Tad."
- I know it says "Tad."
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I'm the one who put it on there.
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I don't know why we're fighting.
What's the problem here?
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Because the shirt says "Tad."
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Exactly.
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- But the "A" should be an "E."
- That's not how you spell "Tad."
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No.
That's how you spell "Ted."
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Oh.
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These shirts are useless.
Now Forman's out 50 bucks.
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You know, it's hard enough trying to
remember this without you two staring at me.
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Hey, I could hypnotize you.
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I know!
You could retrace your steps.
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What did you have for breakfast?
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Oh, hi, Kitty.
Uh, you know...
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I was just thinking
about how much I love you.
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- So, you remember yet?
- Yes! No.
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It was November 17, 1953
at a U.S.O. dance.
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I remember because it was the most
important moment of my life!
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Really, Kitty?
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Because in November 1953...
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I was in Korea.
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So I'm pretty sure that
you were talking to someone else.
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Are you sure?
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Maybe-Maybe you came home
for the weekend.
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Not from Korea.
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Oh, great. Now,
neither one of us knows how we met.
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Well, you better get
your thinking cap on, mister.
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Thank you, Wisconsin! Good night!
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- That was the coolest, most bitchin' concert!
- That was so cool!
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- Totally!
- That was cool.
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All right, let's go try and sell
these stupid T-shirts.
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God, Michael,
this was the most magical night.
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You know, during the concert, I rewrote some
of Ted Nugent's songs with your name in it.
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Okay, which one do you like better...
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"Cat Scratch Jackie"
or "Jackie Scratch Fever"?
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I love them both!
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- What do you wanna do now?
- Uh...
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Ooh! We can go around back and watch the
tour buses from behind the chain-link fence.
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- Great idea!
- Hiya, kids. Enjoy the show?
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Are you kidding?
I'm deaf!
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You can say that again, Max.
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Well, you know,
I'm startin' to come down.
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I mean, I'm getting tired.
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Uh, why don't you take this?
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Oh, my God.
A backstage pass.
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Oh, yeah!
Oh, too bad there's only one, huh?
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I'll be back in five minutes, I swear.
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- You're going?
- Well, don't you want me to?
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Of course I do.
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That's why I said,
"Oh, you're going! Yea!"
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You're the best!
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Yeah, that's... Yeah, that's good.
That's nice for her.
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You'll never see her again.
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That's how I lost my first wife.
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Damn you, Donny Osmond!
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T-shirts!
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Get your crappy, misspelled T-shirts!
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Can't enjoy the after-party without
your crappy, misspelled T-shirts!
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I rue the day I took you
under my wing, my foreign friend.
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I'm sorry you feel that way, Hyde...
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but I think that the time
we spended together...
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has taught us each
a little bit about tolerance...
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humanity, friendship.
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Whatever.
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Ew! Michael,
someone blew chunks.
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May I escort you
across the vomit, my lady?
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Why, thank you, good sir.
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I hate them.
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You just bought yourself
a barfy Todd Nugent T-shirt, mister!
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Fez.
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It's Ted!
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Hey, who ordered the redhead?
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Oh, my God.
You're looking at me.
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Ted Nugent is looking at me.
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Oh, my God!Stop looking at me!
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I'm Donna.
I am, like, your biggest fan.
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Hi, Donna.
Meet the other groupies.
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This is Blonde Girl,the Other Blonde Girl...
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Tall Girl,
and the Tall Blonde Girl.
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Well, actually, I'm not a groupie.
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I mean, I love you,
but I work at a rock radio station.
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WFPP, "The Sound."
I do the farm report.
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It's, like, a huge day
for pork bellies.
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You don't care.
Sorry.
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You work for a radio station?
You wanna do an interview or somethin'?
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Oh, my God.
An interview would be amazing.
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Do you have, um,
a piece of paper, one of those, uh...
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Pens.
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Pens. Exactly.
You are the best.
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Okay, first question.
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Um... Uh... Oh, my God.
Why are you so great?
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Hey, guys, have you seen Donna?
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Look, Forman, no offense.
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We got more important things
to worry about here.
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Right.
Good luck in jail, guys.
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You know, I had
a dream like this once.
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Only I was handcuffed
to Cheryl Tiegs...
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and you weren't wearing
your sunglasses.
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It's not just tonight, you know.
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Yeah, she's been blowing me off
more and more.
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And she thinks I'll take it,
but I won't. Uh-uh.
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Can you lift your feet, please?
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Sorry.
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And I'm not listenin'
to your little story...
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so you really need
to stop talkin' to yourself.
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What is wrong with you people?
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Come on! That was great!
What, are you on dope?
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Oh.
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Well, uh, I better go.
My boyfriend's waiting.
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Thank you so much
for the interview, Ted.
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You're very welcome. You wanna stick around?
I'll let you touch the guitar.
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Really?
All right!
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Wait, you mean
your guitar guitar, right?
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Yeah.
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All right!
Ooh!
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Michael, I have to say, this has
really been a magically romantic day.
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Actually, it's after midnight.
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So it is now officially day two...
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of magical romance week.
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- Ta-da!
- Oh, Michael!
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And I've got some great stuff
planned for the rest of the week.
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We're gonna have a picnic,
and I'm gonna cook for you.
243
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:54,230
Oh, and we're gonna go
for a ride on a rickshaw.
244
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:03,750
You know what? You are
the most romantic man in Point Place.
245
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,229
Yep.
246
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:10,950
You know, at first,
I thought this was gonna suck.
247
00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:13,429
But now I've really gotten into it...
248
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:15,829
and I'm glad that we're waiting
seven days to do it.
249
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,749
God, Michael,
you really have changed.
250
00:16:18,829 --> 00:16:22,069
You're so different.
251
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,829
And we're different.
252
00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:28,749
Okay, let's do it.
Now!
253
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,708
Whoa. I-I thought you didn't
wanna do it in a car.
254
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,949
No, Michael, you're so irresistible,
I can't wait.
255
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,868
What about the rest of the week?
256
00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:40,068
I mean, I rented a tux
and patent leather shoes!
257
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:46,148
Okay, you guys, come on.
Open up. I've had a really bad night.
258
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:49,348
We need the car, Eric.
259
00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:51,868
We're gonna do it,
and it's gonna be magical.
260
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:02,028
Oh, Red, it's killing me
that I can't remember.
261
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,947
Huh?
262
00:17:04,028 --> 00:17:06,828
Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.
263
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:09,147
But I'll tell you
one thing I remember.
264
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,707
I remember that
you loved Manhattans.
265
00:17:12,787 --> 00:17:14,867
Oh, that's right.
266
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:17,547
That's what I used to drink.
267
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,827
Oh, I haven't had
a Manhattan in 20 years.
268
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:35,546
Oh, boy, that takes me back.
Oh!
269
00:17:38,546 --> 00:17:40,746
Oh!
270
00:17:42,386 --> 00:17:45,986
Keep 'em coming.
Oh, my. I'm as loose as a goose.
271
00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:49,585
Okay, let's do it.
272
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,866
Upsy-daisy.
I need to use the ladies'...
273
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:05,905
- You all right?
- I bumped into your butt and fell down!
274
00:18:05,986 --> 00:18:09,025
Sorry. My pants were, uh...
275
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,665
Hi. I'm Red Forman.
276
00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:14,945
How do you do, Red Forman?
277
00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,864
I'm Kitty Sigurdson.
278
00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:24,945
You bumped into my butt
and fell down?
279
00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:27,424
And that's how we met?
280
00:18:27,504 --> 00:18:29,184
I'm afraid so.
281
00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:32,984
Well, what do you say
if Eric ever asks...
282
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:36,064
we go with the
"I punched out a marine" story?
283
00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:39,424
And I wasn't drinking.
I was reading to the blind.
284
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,383
Sounds good.
285
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:48,503
Oh, my God, Eric.
I have so much to tell you.
286
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:51,864
I actually met Ted Nugent,
and I got an interview.
287
00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:56,544
And I know I said I'd be right back, but...
It was so exciting!
288
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,423
Oh.
Yeah, my night too.
289
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,463
I met the janitor.
290
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,903
And then, I got to see Kelso
take his pants off.
291
00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:09,023
Rock and roll!
292
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,622
Eric, you're mad at me for going backstage
to meet Ted Nugent?
293
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:17,182
No, no. I'm mad at you
because you ditched me.
294
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,423
I didn't ditch you.
295
00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:22,943
This was Ted Nugent.
This was a huge opportunity for me.
296
00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:26,182
So, come Monday, I don't have
to just talk about the farm report.
297
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:30,142
I can talk about the interview,
like... an interviewer.
298
00:19:30,222 --> 00:19:32,582
Well, you know what, Donna?
299
00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:36,102
All I can say is that my mom never
would have bailed on my dad like that.
300
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,382
Yeah, I know.
But they're married.
301
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:43,022
Okay.
302
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,942
Okay, forget it.
303
00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:49,222
Let's just forget it.
304
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,901
You're sorry.
Everything's fine.
305
00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,221
I never said I was sorry.
306
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:02,461
But... you are, right?
307
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,181
I shouldn't have to be.
308
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:09,061
We are free!
At last, we are free!
309
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,900
Yeah. They tried to charge us
with selling counterfeit merchandise.
310
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:14,861
But since Ted Nugent was misspelled,
it wasn't really counterfeit.
311
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,781
It was just stupid.
312
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:23,260
My ignorance of American youth culture
finally paid off.
313
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,300
Hey, Donna, did you get
to meet the Nuge?
314
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,740
Yeah, it was awesome.
I was right there with Ted Nugent.
315
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:31,620
The Nuge!
316
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,740
So, can we go now?
317
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:38,100
Excuse me!
You're ruining the magic!
318
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,200
You going to a clown funeral?
319
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,479
Shut up!
I'm romantic.
320
00:20:56,559 --> 00:21:01,399
- Nice rental, Kelso.
- Joke's on you. I bought it.
321
00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:03,479
Yeah, that's right.
It's mine.
322
00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:06,079
Well, I think
you look handsome, Michael.
323
00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:10,678
Thank you, Jackie.
Hey, Fez, you ever pull a rickshaw?
324
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,399
What's a rickshaw?
325
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:14,799
Come on. It's fun.
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