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Oh, my first X-rated movie.
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I don't know what's going on,
but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.
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Yeah, I'll say. There's at least
nine boobs in this shot alone.
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Guys, I feel bad.
I mean, Jackie finally takes me back...
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and I reward her by sneaking off
to see some trashy porno babes.
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Oh, wow!
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That seems like it would tickle.
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Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene.
It's just two ladies.
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Oh, bravo, nice plot twist.
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All right, guys, I gotta go.
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I don't think Jackie would
like me being here.
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And you should pick up
your dress on the way out.
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Oh, wow!
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Does everyone do that?
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Because I don't do that.
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I just stick to
two or three key moves and...
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God, they don't even
come close to that.
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Oh, Eric, I have not
done anything...
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but even I, had I done anything,
would have already done that.
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Jackie, you know I love you...
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and you know how much
I've changed, right?
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Yeah?
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Oh, what'd you do?
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I went to a stag film.
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But then it turned out
that there weren't any stags at all.
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It was just naked people
having sex.
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Go ahead and punish me.
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No, Michael,
I'm not gonna punish you.
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You were honest with me,
and honesty should be rewarded.
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Wow. I'm not in trouble
and I get a reward?
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Is it a cash reward?
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No, Michael, the reward
is feeling better about yourself.
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Oh.
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Mmm, smells good.
Whatcha making?
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Oh, a little lemon meringue
and pot roast...
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and my sister Paula is coming
and seven-layer salad.
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Ahh. Seven-lay...
Hey, wait a second.
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Red, now please, be nice.
We haven't seen her in almost six years.
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- Yeah, not since she got arrested.
- No, not arrested, detained.
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She showed up in the backseat
of a police car with lights flashing.
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I had to tell the neighbors
that she was the mayor of Cincinnati.
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Oh, there she is.
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You wait. She's gonna hit me up
for money like she always does.
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That's gonna cost me.
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- Oh, my God!
- Kitty!
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Oh, my God!
Look at you!
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I know, I know,
I'm fabulous.
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- Look, huh, at me.
- Oh, my God.
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You're wearing stockings.
Red, she's wearing stockings.
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Oh, oh, and matching shoes!
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Oh, come on, Red.
I know you're dying for a nibble.
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Paula, you're so pink.
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Oh, well, sure, sure.
I gotta match my brand-new car.
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Go ahead, pet her.
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Well, ooh, ooh,
I wanna pet her too.
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Why did you paint it
with Pepto-Bismol?
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It's not Pepto-Bismol.
It's Luscious Blushes.
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And only the top Kathy May
salesperson gets one of these babies.
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So you stole it from her?
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I have all the money that I owe you.
Here it is.
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Oh, my God. You have cash.
Red, she has cash.
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Honey, Red, Red, Red,
really, you don't have to count it.
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Oh, well, of course.
You're family.
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Oh, honey, honey, honey!
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Honesty's cool, man.
It's like I can do anything wrong...
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and then ask for forgiveness,
and then I'm good again.
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I mean, someone should invent
a religion like that.
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Okay, so did anyone besides me
think that some of the guys in that movie...
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were not completely... average?
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Like, you know,
they were way, way...
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above average?
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Well, you don't go into that line of work
when you're below average.
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You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor
girl likes you for your personality.
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What are you talking about?
Those men were completely average.
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In fact, I found the guy
with the mustache downright puny.
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See now, Fez, that's not honest.
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I mean, we all know
you're small in the pants.
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What I'm saying is, is from here on in,
I'm only telling the truth.
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In fact, I'm gonna come clean
to Jackie about everything.
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Fine. You want honesty?
I'll give you honesty.
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We are all small in the pants.
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Kelso, this might be your best idea ever.
You know what?
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You should make a list of all the lies
you've ever told to Jackie, and I'll help you.
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'Cause all's I really want
is for you to be happy.
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Hey, you guys, honestly...
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you don't think Donna's,
you know, bored, right?
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'Cause those guys in the movie,
they didn't do the same move twice.
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And I've done
the same move, like...
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always.
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I'll bet they go to a special school
or something.
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I mean, they're like
doctors at doing it.
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Eric, dinner.
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Oh, no.
Now I have to act normal.
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But I get to eat, yeah!
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- Aunt Paula, you look great.
- Oh.
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And so pink.
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Oh, Eric, you're so cute.
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Here's 20 bucks.
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Aunt Paula is awesome!
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So, Paula, tell me more
about the ship captain.
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Oh, that was just
a fling, you know.
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Didn't you have a fiancé
the last time we saw you?
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Red, now there is no reason
to rehash ancient history, is there?
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No, it's okay. It turned out he lived
on some sort of commune...
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where everyone called him God.
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And there were... there were guns.
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And I really could never figure out
why God would need a gun.
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But there were
some fun parties. Whoo!
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That's hilarious!
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Life has gotten so much better
since I moved to Indianapolis.
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I mean, things move
so much faster in the big city.
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One day you're wondering
if you'll ever find happiness...
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and the next, you're waving
the starting flag at the Indy 500.
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- You waved the Indy flag?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, God, you're the coolest.
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Mom, how funny is it
that while Aunt Paula was at Indy...
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you were probably
at, like, Price Mart.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, who wants pie?
It's meringue.
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Well, enough about me.
Kitty, dear, what have you been up to?
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Well, you know,
it's funny you should ask...
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because we have been
super, super busy.
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Oh, no, she quit her job. She's not
up to anything. It's kind of boring.
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So, did you meet Dick Trickle?
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Eric!
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What? He's a race car driver.
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His name is Dick Trickle.
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Oh, my God, listen to my voice!
I'm so loud!
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Oh, well, will you look at this?
Here's me, captain of the cheerleaders.
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"Most likely to succeed."
"Best laugh."
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Oh, here's Paula.
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What's that on her cheek?
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Oh, she had a little sledding accident
with her face that year.
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- Typical.
- I know.
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Things were so different then.
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Kitty, oh! You so deserve this.
You're the best.
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Oh, aren't you sweet?
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Boy, oh, boy,
Chet sure is lucky.
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He's got the keenest girl in school.
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Oh, stop!
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- Congratulations, Kitty.
- Thanks, Paula.
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I knew you'd win.
You always do.
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- No, not always.
- Well, I want a kiss from the queen.
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Well, Chet, you have been
an awfully loyal subject.
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You guys, I'd like you
to meet my date, Marvin.
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Marvin? Sweetie? Sweetie?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And now, I'm a housewife...
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and she goes on cruises
with Dick Trickle.
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You don't know
what she's not telling you.
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I mean, just because
she's more successful than you...
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doesn't mean that she's happy.
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More successful?
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Well, it's just
that she has so many...
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And she's... she's very...
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Look, money.
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I love it when you do that.
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Good to know.
Good to know.
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And how about when I do this?
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Geez, Eric, what the hell?
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Okay, okay, I'll just
go back up to the ear.
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Get away from me, you pig!
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Where are my pants?
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Wait. Wait, it was an accident.
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Look, I have a feather.
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He did?
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What the heck for?
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I don't know.
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In like what universe
is that sexy?
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Only one... the skinny,
pervert universe.
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It was just so strange.
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I mean, usually he just sticks to,
like, two or three key moves.
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You know, I bet it's because
of that nudie flick they saw yesterday.
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They went to an X-rated movie?
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Didn't Eric tell you?
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No.
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God, why would Eric
go see something like that?
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I mean, is our sex life
so boring...
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that he has to sneak around
and watch other people do it?
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Donna, of course it is.
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It's okay.
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So, um, what's going on here?
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Packing a picnic lunch
for your next African safari?
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No, I thought I'd make
my strudel for the boys.
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It feels nice
having people to cook for.
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Huh.
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Well, um...
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Sounds like your, uh...
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jet-set life
gets pretty lonely, huh?
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- Oh, no, I have lots of friends.
- Oh, right, right.
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But, um, all the friends
in the world...
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don't make up for having to come home
from the Bahamas to an empty house, do they?
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I actually enjoy my privacy.
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Hmm, privacy.
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Loneliness.
It's a fine line, isn't it?
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Okay, Kitty, is something wrong?
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Yeah, something is wrong.
Why are you here?
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Because I missed you.
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And I wanted you to see
that I'm finally okay.
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Okay or better than me?
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Better than you?
Oh, Kitty, you're my sister and...
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Fine. I'm finally a success, and I wanted
to come back and rub your face in it.
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And I did, and I liked it!
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Well, good for you.
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It must have been hard living in my shadow,
because I was popular and you weren't.
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And I had a life and you didn't.
That's right. I said it.
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You heard me.
You were a schlub. A schlub!
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry too.
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Oh, I just... I don't know
what is the matter with me.
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- I know.
- I should be just thrilled...
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that you're finally on your feet,
and instead, I'm just...
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I'm acting like
a jealous little ninny.
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Kitty, would you like a makeover?
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Oh, I really would.
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Okay.
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I-I won't look like a whore, will I?
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No, no, I promise.
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Okay, Jackie.
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There are some things I haven't been honest
about that I feel like you should know.
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Okay.
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Why are they here?
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Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out
that it's not really honesty...
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unless your friends
are allowed to watch.
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So, anyway, I made a list.
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The list was my idea.
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Thank you for that, Hyde.
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Okay, so let's just get started.
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Um, that picture you saw
of me in kindergarten?
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Those weren't puffy pants.
It was a big boy diaper.
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And that time you came out of the shower,
and you thought you saw a flash?
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I did take your picture.
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This one time you asked me
if you had anything in your teeth?
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And you did, but I said no,
'cause it's funnier that way.
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When we were about to fool around,
and I said that I washed my hands?
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But really I just got done
playing with like six dogs.
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- But that's not as bad...
- All right, Michael, stop!
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Okay, Michael, I think we need
to work on selective honesty.
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Yes, that and basic hygiene.
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Seriously, good God, man.
241
00:16:47,449 --> 00:16:49,329
Okay, Michael...
242
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unless one of your secrets involves kissing
a girl, I don't need to know about it.
243
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:56,966
Okay. All right.
244
00:16:57,046 --> 00:17:00,885
Oh, science fact.
Dogs are cleaner than humans.
245
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:07,761
Oh, you poor pink bastard.
246
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,000
Well, well!
247
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,358
What have we here?
248
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:23,797
All right. I got 20 minutestill my wife comes back...
249
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,716
so, uh, pucker up.
250
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,033
Okay, you two lovebirds.
251
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,953
I'm off.
252
00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:36,072
Oh, bye-bye, Red. Oh!
253
00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:38,551
Oh, Paula, thank you so much.
254
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,631
Oh, oh, Kitty.
255
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,629
What are sisters for, huh?
256
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,829
I'll talk to you
in a couple of days.
257
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:46,868
And you remember what I said.
258
00:17:50,107 --> 00:17:52,266
Oui, oui, ma soeur.
259
00:18:01,822 --> 00:18:04,862
So what's with all the French?
260
00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:08,700
- Did she call me something?
- No.
261
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:12,299
She said, "Search for life to live life,"
which is my new motto.
262
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,218
Paula made me see
that I have been in a rut.
263
00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:18,497
But the good news is, from now on,
I am just going to explore life.
264
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:21,496
But you're...
265
00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:28,813
You're all pretty now with your big red lips.
Isn't that enough?
266
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:31,972
Oh, I love you, Red Forman.
267
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:33,891
And no.
268
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:40,209
All right, fine.
But if you paint my car pink, it's over.
269
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:51,724
Oh, hey, I was
just looking at... Hey!
270
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:56,803
Okay, where did you
get the idea to...
271
00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:03,121
do what you did?
272
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,920
I went to see this movie...
273
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,399
and it was a...
274
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,438
Well, I guess you could
call it an art film.
275
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:14,277
- Eric!
- Okay, fine, Donna. It was an X-rated film.
276
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:17,276
And it just...
There were all these people...
277
00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:20,035
and they were doing all these things
that we've never done.
278
00:19:20,114 --> 00:19:25,193
And it seemed like they really
enjoyed doing this one thing especially.
279
00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:30,551
And I just thought, you know, who would
enjoy doing that one thing especially?
280
00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:32,630
My lady.
281
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,069
Eric, listen to me...
282
00:19:36,149 --> 00:19:38,028
because this is
gosh-darn important.
283
00:19:39,548 --> 00:19:42,587
You don't do that,
not without asking.
284
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,385
So, if I had asked...
285
00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:49,704
The answer's still no!
286
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,942
Are you bored
with our sex life?
287
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:57,741
Oh, God, no.
Just the opposite.
288
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,700
I figured that you
had to be bored.
289
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:03,979
And it was our hundredth time,
and I just wanted to do something special.
290
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:07,498
Oh, my God, you count?
291
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:10,816
No.
292
00:20:11,937 --> 00:20:14,335
Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
293
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:20,134
But do me a favor. Next time
you're gonna do something weird...
294
00:20:20,213 --> 00:20:23,172
gimme a little more warning,
so I can brace myself.
295
00:20:26,011 --> 00:20:28,530
Or tell you to back the hell off.
296
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:34,368
- Right.
- Because no matter how much I love you...
297
00:20:34,408 --> 00:20:36,647
that was unpleasant.
298
00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:44,765
I'm sorry, you guys.
I can't hang out. I gotta go meet Jackie.
299
00:20:47,243 --> 00:20:49,203
Don't look at me like that.
300
00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:52,521
All right, five more minutes,
but that is it.
301
00:20:52,602 --> 00:20:55,840
Come on. Who wants to
show me their belly, huh?
302
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,679
Come on.
Come here, buddy!
303
00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:07,236
Come here, baby.
Who's my little baby, huh?
304
00:21:07,317 --> 00:21:10,195
Who's my little baby?
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