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Hey. What are you guys up to?
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We're spending the weekend
at a hotel.
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What, car sex isn't
good enough anymore?
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I would love car sex.
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Or just sex.
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Or just a car.
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I have to get out of town.
Ever since my dad lost the store...
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he just shuffles around
in a not-completely-closed bathrobe.
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It's really depressing.
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"The Wisconsin Dells'
most romantic hideaway.
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Hunters and truckers
always welcome."
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- That's nice.
- Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack.
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You guys. The weirdest thing
just happened with Pam Macy.
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Kelso, man, she'll do that
with any guy standing in front of her.
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Okay. So, I'm making out
with Pam in the orchestra pit...
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and everything is progressin'
like normal until...
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- What?
- You know...
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the really, really bad thing that can
happen to guys when they're with girls.
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Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in
to buff the floor?
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No.
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Okay.
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Let me put it this way.
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The buffer wouldn't buff.
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Poor Mr. Cooper.
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No, Fez. I think
what he's tryin' to say is...
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the rabbit wouldn't
come out of the hat.
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The weasel wouldn't pop.
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The alphabet soup
never spelled "go."
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Okay! All right! Enough!
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Actually, not quite.
There are a lot of Amish people...
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but they never raised a barn.
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Forman, man,
that was awesome.
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Hey. It just came to me.
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Oh, I get it.
The barn is Kelso's pants.
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Okay! You guys, this is not funny!
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- This is, like, a nightmare.
- Yes. Eric, stop teasing.
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Kelso, I want you to know
that I feel bad for you...
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and that I am sorry...
you are not a man!
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So, looks like I'm gonna spend
the weekend with Kelso... tutor him in math.
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Really.
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Hmm.
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So, you're allegedly
tutoring Kelso in math.
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- Yes, sir.
- Are you good in math?
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What's the square root of "x"?
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- Um, I really can't answer that.
- Aha!
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No. See, "x" is a variable,
so until you define its parameters...
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the only possible answer is a variable...
or "x" if you prefer.
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Is that right?
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Sounds good.
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- Will Michael's parents be home?
- Yes.
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Are they as dumb as he is?
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I can't lie. Yes.
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Yes, they are.
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Right answer.
That was a trick question.
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I know they're dumb.
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So, I can go?
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You can go,
but I'll be watching the news.
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And if anything is vandalized...
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or explodes...
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or catches on fire...
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"x" is gonna equal me
kicking your ass.
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So, anyway, Jackie's, uh,
havin' trouble in school stuff...
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and, uh, I thought I should
stay with her this weekend...
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tutor her in, you know, stuff.
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- Anyone?
- I'm sorry, honey.
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I can't concentrate when
your father's robe is open.
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Leave me alone.
I'm ventilating.
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Okay. See ya Sunday.
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Jeannie, I'm home.
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Oh.
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Hello, Genie Jackie.
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Hello, Master Major Michael.
How was your day?
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Pretty good, pretty good.
But I'm starvin'.
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I've been on the moon all day,
and I missed lunch.
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I can fix that.
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Damn. I love havin' a genie.
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- Well, let's eat.
- Okay.
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Unless you're hungry for
something besides food, Master.
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Actually, I'm havin' a little problem
in this department lately.
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Not anymore.
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Ho-ho! You're
the best genie ever!
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Hello? Pam?
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I'm back!
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You know, Red, with the house
empty this weekend...
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it might be a... a nice opportunity
for a little romance.
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Uh-huh.
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Is that, "Uh-huh,
my passion burns for you"...
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or "Uh-huh, you're
as exciting as an old hat"?
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Well, what kind of old hat?
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How about a hat that's about
to be super P.O.'d?
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Oh. Then the passion one.
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Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer
outta the fridge. You go be lookout.
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You can count on me.
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Hyde, the Formans are home.
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- A little late, Fez.
- It's funnier this way.
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Okay, you two, out.
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Here. Here, you can each
have a Snack Pack.
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Thank you, Mrs. Forman.
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Ooh. Chocolate.
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Okay, Kitty.
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I'm gonna cook you
a romantic dinner.
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So, you go put on
something pretty...
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and I'll warm up the toaster oven.
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Oh, wow. Dinner from
the toaster oven. Ha ha.
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Well, whoop-de-do.
I'll put on my fancy dress.
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Okay. I'm gonna work
on Plan "B."
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Oh, I would.
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This place is awesome.
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I know. There's gotta be,
like, 17 pillows on this bed.
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What's this?
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Oh, my God.
It's a tiny fridge...
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with, like, a million bottles
of tiny liquor.
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And tiny cookies.
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Oh, yeah? Well, in there...
tiny shampoo and tiny soap.
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Donna, I think elves work here.
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I feel so classy.
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I'm stealing all of it.
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Look, Pam, I'm really sorry
about what happened...
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again.
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I must have the flu or something.
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Well, it's not like any flu
I've ever heard of.
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Well, there's lots of kinds
of flu, Pam!
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, well, don't take it so hard.
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Oops. Sorry.
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Look, just don't
tell anybody, okay?
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Oh, Flopsy, I'm not
gonna tell anybody.
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I'm gonna tell everybody.
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Eric.
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Do you know that if you mix Kahlúa and
scotch, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper?
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You're cute.
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Okay.
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00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:09,559
I think you're cute too...
and a little drunk...
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which is gonna make my job
a whole lot easier.
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00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,797
What's that?
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- I guess the guy next door thinks we're being too loud.
- Oh, yeah?
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What...
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Oh, my God.
He just pounded right back.
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Uh, okay. You know what?
Let's just be quiet.
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But then he wins, Eric.
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We need to get the last pound.
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See? We won.
We're not gonna take crap.
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We're gonna give it,
'cause we're fearless.
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Oh, my God. He's at the door.
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Okay, you know what?
I think I have a little fear.
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So, let's just, uh, be really quiet
and pretend we're not here.
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- And maybe he'll just think we're not here.
- Okay.
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Will you cut it out!
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Okay, look, just
stay in here and shush.
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Okay.
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- Eric!
- Dad.
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Hey, it's Big Red.
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Son of a bitch!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Wait. What are you doing here?
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Oh, my God.
Who are you with?
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Your mother, you dumb-ass.
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Okay. I'm gonna make
a deal with you.
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I never saw you.
I don't know you're here.
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Wait. So we're good?
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No, no. You're gettin'
your ass kicked on Monday.
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But for now,
you shut up and stay here.
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If your mother sees you,
my fun time is over.
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Oh, this is just awful!
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Oh. No, hey, cheer up.
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I've been in trouble with Red before.
It's okay.
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No, it's not that.
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It's just seeing your dad
reminded me of my dad.
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Your dad's going away
on nice weekends and having fun...
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and my dad's out of work and sad.
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Plus your robe's not completely closed,
and that reminds me of him too.
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Okay. Okay, you know what?
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Let's turn that frown upside-down.
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That's right. Let's have
super-hot sex, baby.
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And by super-hot sex,
I mean...
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let's talk about your sad feelings.
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Okay, Jackie, I have some really
terrible news about Kelso...
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that will make us both laugh a lot.
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Yeah. I already know. Pam Macy
made this big announcement in gym.
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Jackie, this is where
we both laugh a lot.
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Actually, Fez,
I don't find it that funny.
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I kinda feel sad for him.
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But you hate him.
He totally screwed you over.
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Yeah, but he's grown up
a lot since then.
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And he's suffered,
and I'm over it by now.
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Poor Michael.
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Poor Michael?
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Well, I see I have wasted my time
talking to you. Good day, miss.
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- Wait, Fez.
- I said good day.
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What should we do
with all of this time alone?
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I'll get that.
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I ordered you a special surprise.
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Ta-da!
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00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:07,620
Donna?
Donna is my surprise?
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00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:12,539
Donna? What the... heck
are you doin' here, Donna?
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00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,378
What the heck?
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00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:19,178
Mrs. Forman, Eric is being a jerk,
and I wanted to talk to my mom.
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00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,497
But since she's not here,
can I talk to you?
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00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:24,536
Eric's here too?
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00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:28,656
What on earth is goin' on?
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00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:30,776
What the heck?
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00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:34,216
- Red, what is going on here?
- Oh, I'm just as surprised as you.
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00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:36,735
Oh, all right!
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- Eric and Donna are the noisy people next door.
- And you didn't tell me?
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Hello, Mommy?
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I'm sad!
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00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,972
Donna, where have you...
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Your mother kicked me out.
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Oh, no.
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I said no.
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Guys, I gotta tell you somethin'.
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I'm omnipotent.
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00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:41,485
Huh. This does taste
like Dr. Pepper.
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Told ya.
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00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,483
Hey, you know what?
I think I might puke.
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00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,683
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
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Honey, nobody gets sick
in Mr. And Mrs. Forman's room.
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You know, it is a lovely room.
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Red just saw the brochure
on the counter...
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and then he whisked me up
and he brought me here.
221
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,680
It was very Humphrey Bogart.
222
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,080
Eric did the same thing for me.
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- Sometimes he's really sweet.
- Uh-huh.
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Do you have a bucket?
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00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,799
Room service.
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00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,598
Honey. Honey, pretty girls
do not throw up.
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Oh, no, no. No, no.
I didn't order this.
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00:16:26,557 --> 00:16:29,916
Oh, uh, it was ordered by
a Mr. Red Forman.
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Oh, my gosh.
This must have been his surprise.
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Oh! Flowers, champagne.
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Cashews.
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The most expensive nut,
you know.
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Oh, dear, sweet Red.
I have to go see him.
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- Are you feeling better?
- No.
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Okay, good. Nighty-night.
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00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:06,910
Why is everything doing that?
237
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,669
Hey, Michael.
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I heard what happened with Pam.
239
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,868
And I want you to know, that according
to Cosmopolitan magazine, you're not a freak.
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00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:21,468
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:17:21,548 --> 00:17:23,907
They say that, lots of times
when it happens to a guy...
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it's not that he can't, it's just that
he secretly doesn't want to.
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00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,506
Okay, well, not to criticize...
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00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:32,786
but Cosmo's never seen
Pam Macy naked.
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00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:35,985
Michael, just think about it.
Do you like Pam?
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00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,145
Well, I like parts of her.
247
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,665
Well, maybe that's not enough.
248
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:46,464
And maybe your body's mature enough
to realize that even if your brain isn't.
249
00:17:48,624 --> 00:17:52,023
Okay, well, you know,
if this is about maturity...
250
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,142
then I want nothing
to do with it.
251
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:59,101
Look, Michael,
don't worry, okay?
252
00:17:59,182 --> 00:18:01,301
When you find the girl
you're meant to be with...
253
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,501
you'll be able to do
all the stuff you want.
254
00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:05,661
I promise.
255
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,980
I hope you're right.
Thanks, Jackie.
256
00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:17,739
- I'm back.
- What?
257
00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:24,217
Nothin'.
Good hug!
258
00:18:30,936 --> 00:18:32,776
Out.
259
00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:37,255
But it's my room.
260
00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:39,175
Love ya, sweetie.
261
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:48,133
Donna.
262
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,893
Donna, are you there?
263
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:54,733
Donna, please open the door, please.
264
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,691
Great. I'm locked out
of both rooms.
265
00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:07,570
Well, at least I don't have any pants.
266
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:11,210
I want you to open that door right now.
Our daughter's in there, and she's drunk.
267
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,570
I really shouldn't be doing this.
268
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:17,929
Okay. Then I'll just sue you...
until you're dead.
269
00:19:22,449 --> 00:19:25,688
- You get off my daughter!
- Bob! What the hell?
270
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:27,607
Red?
271
00:19:27,687 --> 00:19:31,127
Ooh! Kitty, what a pretty nightgown.
272
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:33,047
Thank you, Midge.
273
00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:37,046
Could you hand it to me, please?
274
00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:46,845
Look, I'm sorry about
getting all tipsy last night.
275
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,084
Oh, no. Please,
I'm sorry.
276
00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:51,683
- The fight was all my fault.
- Fight? We had a fight?
277
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,323
No.
278
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,923
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
279
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:03,202
Obviously you did something. I want to know
what it is in case I'm still mad about it.
280
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:07,161
Well, okay.
281
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,761
I had said that you were
the most beautiful girl in the world...
282
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,720
and then you got all mad
and said, "Get bent."
283
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,078
Not your finest hour,
but... I still love you.
284
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,198
Wow. You must be really
upset about this.
285
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,558
Um...
286
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,877
kind of, yeah.
287
00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:30,677
Well, come on, Eric.
Let's turn that frown upside-down.
288
00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:33,277
That's right.
Let's have super-hot sex, baby.
289
00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:37,596
Oh, crap.
290
00:20:40,475 --> 00:20:42,835
Well, Genie Jackie,
I am in the mood...
291
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:45,954
for some hot master-genie lovin'.
292
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,034
Oh, I'm sorry,
Master Major Michael.
293
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,994
But what we are going to have
is a warm master-genie friendship.
294
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:53,713
In fact, I am the master now,
and you are the genie.
295
00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,431
Except you will not have
any genie powers.
296
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,351
You will just do as I say.
297
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,791
Now, do my math homework, Genie.
298
00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:11,070
No!
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