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Hey, guys,
guess what I got.
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V.D.?
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No.
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A hundred bucks.
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So... money to treat
your V.D.?
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No. My grandmother
gave me this money.
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See, my mom told her
that she needed to bleach her whiskers...
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and I was like, I go,
"What whiskers?"
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Which is a total lie,
'cause she's got these honkin' whiskers.
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But then it made her so happy
she gave me a hundred bucks.
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Uh, no offense, Michael, but your mom's
not one to talk. I mean... Whoo!
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Hey! My mother
is a beautiful woman.
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- Apologize.
- Sorry.
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- She's nice.
- Whisker face.
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All right, thank you.
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Now we gotta go celebrate
this hundred bucks.
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Let's all go out to dinner...
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Someplace expensive.
Someplace nice.
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Let's go to the Vineyard.
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My new lady love, Caroline,
works there.
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Caroline from the concert?
Have you guys gone out again?
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- No.
- So, have you guys hung out at school?
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- No.
- Talked on the phone?
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No.
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Have you had any contact
with her at all?
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No.
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- So Caroline's your new lady?
- Yes.
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- That's great.
- Thank you.
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There she is.
Isn't she lovely?
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She reminds me of that song
"Isn't She Lovely?"
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Here she comes.
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Here she comes.
Watch me impress her.
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- Hi, Fez.
- Hello, Caroline.
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- I just came over to say hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi! Bye.
- Bye.
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Did you see how I played her?
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- Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner. It was great.
- Yeah, it was delicious.
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Hey, guys, no need to thank me.
I'm happy to do it.
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Okay.
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Everybody ready?
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Uh, don't you
have to pay first?
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- I'm not paying.
- What?
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What, did you think
I was paying?
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- Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money.
- You don't need any.
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People, we are on
a "dine and dash" here.
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Oh, yeah. 'Cause the only thing
better than eating lobster...
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is eating lobster
and hauling ass.
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Let's haul ass.
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Kelso, what the hell
are you thinking?
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You said you'd
take care of it.
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And I took care of it...
by planning the "dine and dash."
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Kelso, we're not doing it.
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Why not? Guys, we're making
memories here.
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Kelso, it's wrong.
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Wrong? Or hilarious?
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Wrong, you dill-hole.
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Or hilariously wrong.
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I like it.
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But then again,
I'm from the underbelly of society, so...
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Uh, yes, excuse me.
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Um, would you please send
your finest imported beer to Caroline...
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and tell her
that when I said "Hi"...
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what I meant was,
"I'll take you like a stallion."
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You got that?
Like a stallion?
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Fez, stop ordering stuff.
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Okay, you need
to chill out, little girl.
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Didn't you hear Kelso?
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The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash
promotion. Everything is free.
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It's not free, Fez.
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"Dine and dash" is when
you run out without paying.
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So it's stealing?
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This isn't going to help me
with Caroline, is it?
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Excuse me.
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Hey!
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That's from me,
you son of a bitch.
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Oh, good, honey, you're home.
Listen.
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The Pinciottis called.
They wanted to have card night tonight, so...
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No, Kitty, you just
call them back, 'cause...
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there's no way in hell that
I'm gonna have card night...
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with the Pinciottis
'cause it's just too much fun.
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Hello, Bob and Midge.
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- What the hell are they doing here?
- I don't know.
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So! Who else needs
a drink real bad?
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Tough day
at the salt mines, Red?
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Oh. When did you get a job
at the salt mines?
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Here, honey.
Play with these.
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Yeah...
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workin' Joe.
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I'll tell ya.
Since my business went bankrupt...
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I got a lot of free time.
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I mainly use it
to nap and cry.
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Well, uh, Bob...
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don't cry on the cards.
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It makes 'em hard to shuffle.
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Michael, I have never dined and dashed,
and I'm not about to start now.
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Uh, well...
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Remember when we went
to nice restaurants...
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and I told you to wait
in the car while I paid?
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Did you ever wonder why
I was running to the car?
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Oh, my God.
I'm a thief.
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I think technically
you're an accessory.
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Which should make you happy,
because you love accessories...
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- earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows...
- Shut up!
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So, did you enjoy your pilsner?
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Did you get the message
about the stallion?
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Okay, look, okay? You can't send beer
to the hostess podium, okay?
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I almost got fired.
So just pretend you don't know me, okay?
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I don't think I do know you,
Caroline.
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Caroline has upset me.
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I can't wait
to dine and dash on her ass...
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her beautiful ass.
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- I'll go first.
- Hyde, we're not doing this.
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And especially not you,
'cause you're on probation.
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- So what?
- So what?
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You get caught, you go to jail,
and I've heard nothing good about jail.
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I haven't done one stinkin' illegal thing
since I got probation.
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So, what, you're mad because you haven't
committed any crimes since your last crime?
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Yeah, so I'm going.
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Can I help you?
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- What happened?
- This place is like Alcatraz, man.
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There's no way out.
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So it was either a U.F.O.
Or I rubbed my eyes too hard.
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Okay. Good story, Midge.
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So, Red, how's work?
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Well, yesterday I hired some new guy
down in sporting goods...
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- but I don't know...
- Whoa. You hired a new guy?
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Oh, that's funny.
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I remember when I was doing the hiring
at my store, and you were out of work.
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I hired you...
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neighbor.
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- Listen, Bob...
- No. Midgie?
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- We're going home.
- But I have gin.
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We're playing bridge!
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I can't do it.
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I've gone soft, man.
I'm like Forman.
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It sickens me.
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Mm. So you can't do it.
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I wonder why.
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- Why, oh, why?
- Oh! I know why.
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- Yes, Donna?
- Because it's wrong.
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That's right, Miss Pinciotti.
It's wrong.
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Gee, what a surprise...
Mom and Dad don't want to do it.
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We are not Mom and Dad.
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And we're not leaving
without paying, young man.
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Fine. Fine.
I'll pay for the stupid dinner.
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Now just give me
your stupid keys...
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so I can get my money
out of your stupid car.
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Stupid.
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I don't care if you're
in the freakin' Olympics...
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about to run the freakin'
hundred-yard dash...
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If someone sends you a beer,
you say thank you...
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and drink the freakin' beer.
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Um, Eric?
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Did Kelso leave
his money at home?
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- 'Cause he just drove away in the Vista Cruiser.
- What?
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No. No, he wouldn't ditch us.
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Are you sure?
'Cause as he drove past he was doing this...
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No. Donna, he's kidding.
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He wouldn't ditch us.
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He ditched us!
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I'm sure he's right outside.
I'll go get him.
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- Fez, I don't know.
- Don't worry.
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I'll go and get the money
and come back.
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You can trust me.
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- He's not coming back!
- And we trusted him.
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Foreigners lie.
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna call my dad,
and he'll come pay for our dinner.
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00:11:09,632 --> 00:11:12,392
Okay, but, Jackie,
if you don't come back...
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Eric, please. I'm not immature
like those idiots.
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She is immature
like those idiots!
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I can't believe
I got stuck here with the squares.
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We're not squares!
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Donna, settle down.
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You don't want
to upset your stomach.
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This is bad, man.
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If I'm not fighting against the system,
I am the system.
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Screw it. I'm going.
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Banzai!
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Okay, I can
take the check now.
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Or whenever... or now.
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Uh...
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Two more bananas Foster,
please.
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Eric, what are you doing?
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I'm stalling.
They'll come back.
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Joke's over, you know?
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Best thing about this joke,
it just keeps going and going.
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And not only
did we break the law...
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we screwed our friends
while breaking the law.
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How dumb was he
to give me the car keys?
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I mean,
who here trusts me?
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- No way.
- Not me.
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Thank you.
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You know what?
Stolen food just tastes better.
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Dinner roll?
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Guys, I feel bad
about Eric and Donna.
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Maybe we should figure out
a way to help them.
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Sure, we could do that.
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Or...
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we could ask ourselves,
"How can we make this worse?"
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Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary
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Happy anniversaryDonna and Eric
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With best wishes from Hyde,
Kelso, Fez and Jackie.
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- Oh, this is just terrible.
- Oh, Kitty.
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Quincy's no Columbo,
but he's still pretty good.
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Red, Bob was very upset
when he left here.
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Bob's always upset.
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He's a little girl
in big boy pants.
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Well, why didn't you
offer him a job?
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I didn't want to insult him
by offering him some nothing job.
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Oh, Red, you insult him
every day.
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But that's different.
He thinks I'm kidding.
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Kitty, this is about
a man's dignity.
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Oh, sure, it was...
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It was awful, what happened.
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But let's just
put it behind us...
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and watch Quincy.
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Hey!
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Oh, come on, Red.
How bad would it be working with Bob?
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It's a big store.
You'd hardly ever see him.
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Maybe you could...
You could hide from him.
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He'd find me.
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He always finds me.
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Well, you better
think of something...
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because they are gonna live next door
to us for a long, long time.
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You don't know that.
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He's out of work.
He'll probably lose the house.
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Fine. I'll talk to Bob.
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But you gotta work
on your sense of humor, lady.
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Man, I can't believe
those guys screwed us like this.
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- Well, at least we still have each other.
- You know what? You're right.
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I can't count on much in this crazy world,
but I can always count on you.
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That is so true.
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- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
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Hey!
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Why don't you just
sit your lyin' ass down?
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Eric, don't you trust me?
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Not as far as I can throw you,
and that ain't far.
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How can you say that?
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00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,543
Okay, so I noticed the fire exit
was next to the bathroom.
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Doesn't mean I'd use it.
I happened to notice it, that's all.
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It's very convenient.
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Donna, don't you see
what's happening?
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They've turned us
against each other.
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00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:43,022
You're right.
I was gonna use the fire exit. I was!
246
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:45,942
You know why they do this?
Because they know we won't get them back.
247
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,662
We're responsible,
mature "Mom and Dad."
248
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:51,102
We just...
We won't stoop to their level.
249
00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:53,902
Well, damn it, let's stoop to their level
or an even lower level.
250
00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:56,821
Yeah. Oh, I'm with you,
baby, yeah.
251
00:15:59,582 --> 00:16:01,621
There's just one problem.
252
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:05,061
We can't do it from in here.
253
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:11,540
If I don't make it...
254
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,060
tell Mama I'm sorry.
255
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:15,980
Don't talk like that.
256
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,100
You'll tell her yourself.
257
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:39,178
Hey, Bob.
258
00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:41,298
So, taking out
your trash, huh?
259
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:44,978
No, Red,
I'm bringing it back in.
260
00:16:48,337 --> 00:16:50,217
Yeah, Bob.
261
00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:53,097
That's a good one.
262
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,097
Listen, I want to offer you
a job at Price Mart.
263
00:16:56,177 --> 00:16:59,017
- Geez, Red, Price Mart?
- What?
264
00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:02,897
Yeah, that may be fine for you, but you're
talking to a guy who owned his own business.
265
00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:06,256
And ran it into the ground.
266
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:08,776
Okay, I'm, uh...
267
00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:11,016
I'm sorry.
268
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:12,856
Just take the job, Bob.
269
00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:15,415
- No.
- Okay.
270
00:17:15,496 --> 00:17:18,775
That's fine, Bob. There is no job.
Forget it.
271
00:17:18,856 --> 00:17:21,736
Oh, so now you're not
offering me a job.
272
00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:26,135
I just offered you the job,
and you said you didn't want the job.
273
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,774
Well, ask me again.
274
00:17:37,094 --> 00:17:40,614
Oh, cripes.
275
00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:43,894
You want a job
at Price Mart, Bob?
276
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:46,813
I'll think about it.
277
00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:50,653
Go to hell, Bob!
278
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,013
Okay, you guys. Okay.
Good one last night.
279
00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:59,253
You know, ditching us
at the restaurant and everything.
280
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,413
Yeah, we got you
so bad.
281
00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:05,652
You really did.
We laughed and laughed.
282
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,572
To show you guys
we're such good sports...
283
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,932
we made you guys a batch
of special brownies.
284
00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:13,572
Special brownies.
Like the special kind of special?
285
00:18:13,611 --> 00:18:15,972
The best kind of special.
286
00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:23,331
Something's wrong.
I don't feel special.
287
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:25,651
Me neither.
288
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,170
Yeah, I don't think those
were special brownies, man.
289
00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:30,691
Oh, no, no.
They're special.
290
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:34,251
Say, Donna, do you have any more
of that special ingredient we used?
291
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:38,170
Well, I certainly do, Eric.
292
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,450
Chocolate Super-Lax.
293
00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:47,689
- You didn't.
- We did.
294
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:50,849
We so did. Now maybe
you'll think twice before screwing us.
295
00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:53,169
Well, nice try, 'cause I don't feel any...
296
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,807
Oh, no. I am last.
297
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,927
- Ay, no!
- I know.
298
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:22,607
You're surprised to see me, right?
And upset.
299
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,727
- Yes, many things are upset.
- Okay, listen.
300
00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:28,167
Okay, listen, Fez.
About last night...
301
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:31,006
I know you were angry,
and you have every right to be.
302
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:32,926
But you know
what this was?
303
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,846
- Our first fight.
- Oh!
304
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:37,285
And it made us a real couple...
if you can forgive me.
305
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:41,645
- Fine. Move away from the door.
- So we're okay?
306
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:45,925
Good. Now let's make up like a real couple.
307
00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:50,525
You bastards!
308
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,605
Wait, Fez!
Wait up!
309
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:02,684
Okay, you guys.
310
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:06,884
That was a wicked burn.
311
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:14,044
It had all the elements: You didn't see
it coming, parts of it really hurt...
312
00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:20,522
Well, Kelso,
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
313
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,722
Oh, I did.
314
00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:31,762
I got my eye on you two.
315
00:20:31,842 --> 00:20:35,322
You're not gonna burn me
like that again.
316
00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:38,401
- I love our friends.
- Me too.
317
00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:43,941
Hey, Red.
318
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,861
I've been thinking
about your offer...
319
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,261
and I want you to know,
I made a decision.
320
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:51,140
Oh, goody.
321
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,900
But I need you
to ask me again.
322
00:20:56,581 --> 00:20:58,740
Bob, would you, uh...
323
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:01,379
like a job at Price Mart?
324
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,180
Say it like you mean it.
325
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,339
Go to hell, Bob!
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