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Happy Veteran's Day.
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Now where have you hidden
the chocolate eggs?
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Uh, they're everywhere, Fez.
Start looking.
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So, Steven.
Isn't Veteran's Day romantic?
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Oh, yeah. Government pawns
and missing limbs.
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That's amore.
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I know, I know. It's a day for
people in love to have fun together.
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You know what? All this talk about
having fun makes me want to have fun.
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Hey, let's throw stuff
at other stuff.
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Man, that's perfect.
I've got stuff.
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- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
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So, Steven.
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Would you like to go to
Mr. Forman's barbecue with me?
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No.
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- As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you.
- You know, that's okay.
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You know what?
We can stay in.
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No, Jackie. Look, I told you,
again and again...
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I have no interest in you,
and you don't have a chance.
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And yet, you keep thinking that I have
interest in you, and you have a chance.
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Wait, did you just say that you're
interested in me and that I have a chance?
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Okay. You know what?
You've forced me to do this.
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I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through
a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry...
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haiku.
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My heart aches with pain.
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When I see you, I vomit.
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Die away from me.
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Ouch.
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Sayonara.
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Donna, never have 17 syllables
hurt me so much.
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Why would he want to
hurt me like that?
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Because you're
stalking him, Jackie.
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- No, really, Donna.
- Jackie, really.
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You are to Hyde
what Fez is to you.
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That's ridiculous.
Fez and I will never happen.
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Oh, God.
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Steven and I
will never happen.
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Jackie, it's all right.
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You just gotta get over this
and be strong.
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You're right, Donna.
You're right.
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Oh, how I wish my daddy
could buy him for me.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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This smell like
chocolate to you?
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Look.
I'm Paul Stanley from KISS.
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Kelso, don't play
with the cheese.
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These damn kids.
They don't respect anything American.
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Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids
misusing dairy products.
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You're still upset that Bob
marched in the Veteran's Day parade.
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Well, he was only
in the National Guard.
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It's called Veteran's Day...
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not... Pansy-ass,
National Guard...
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Wussy, Pansy-ass Day.
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Oh, come on, Red.
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Are any dirty Commies
less dead because of him?
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No, I guess not.
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You're right, Kitty.
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You know, I'm gonna put away this
uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill.
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Hey, Red.
Some parade, huh?
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Yeah, sure was,
till the National Guard got there.
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Look, I just came over
to invite you to my barbecue.
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Your barbecue?
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Bob, I have an annual barbecue
every Veteran's Day.
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It's my day...
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because I'm a veteran.
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Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having
a barbecue, and you can't stop me.
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Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know
you were in the Boy Scouts.
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Ah.
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Hey, everybody.
This is Chip.
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He's been after me for a while now,
so I just said, "What the hell?"
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- Chip, it's everybody.
- Hey, everybody.
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Jackie, I'll, uh, get you
something to drink.
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Whatever.
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So you're with
this Chip guy now?
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- Yep.
- Huh.
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Why? Do you care?
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No, I mean, if you want
to date this guy, that's cool.
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It is?
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And then Steven said,
"That's cool."
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But not like "cool."
More like he's jealous.
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Jackie, or he just
thinks it's cool.
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Donna, it is so romantic.
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Just like West Side Story.
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Yeah, but without the dancing
and the Puerto Ricans.
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Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican?
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You know what?
I don't know.
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Huh.
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This will show Red. We're gonna
have the best barbecue ever.
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If there's one thing you learn
in the National Guard, it's how to cook.
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Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken.
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Mom, the Formans have
a barbecue every Veteran's Day.
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- I mean, why are we having one?
- Honey, this isn't about a barbecue.
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This is about
your father going bankrupt.
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- Now help me with these chairs.
- What? What are you talking about?
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We need the chairs
for people to sit on.
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No, Mom.
About Dad being bankrupt.
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Your dad's appliance store's
going out of business...
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'cause he can't compete
with Price Mart.
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So he decided to throw
a big barbecue.
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Okay, I'm still
not getting this.
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Oh, your dad wants to be
big shot one last time...
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before everybody discovers
what a failure he is.
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- Oh, my God.
- And please don't tell anybody.
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He's very sensitive
about being a failure.
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Here you go.
Enjoy your burger.
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And thank you for choosing the Formans
for your Veteran's Day celebration needs.
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Kitty, why is everybody
over at Bob's?
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They've got chicken.
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Chicken?
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Well, isn't that a surprise?
A National Guardsman serving up chicken.
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He's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop
up some onions and mix it in with the meat.
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Why can't we just put the onions
on top of the burger?
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Eric, do you want to win
this thing or don't you?
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Okay, not-crazy Dad.
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- Eric, can I talk to you?
- Uh, not really, Donna. I got to bust hump.
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- My dad wants to crush your dad's barbecue.
- What? Why?
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Well, apparently, my dad believes that
if your dad's barbecue is better than his...
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America will fall
to the Russkies.
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Did you ever stop to think that maybe my
dad's barbecue is really important to him?
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Uh, no.
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Because it's just
a stupid barbecue.
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It's not stupid.
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I'm so sick of your dad.
He's such a jerk.
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Whoa. My dad's a jerk?
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Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk,
and he's just copying my dad.
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And your dad didn't even
fight in the war.
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You're just
a National Guard kid.
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Yeah, I said it.
What? What?
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Oh, yeah? Well,
you and Red are going down.
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And you know what else?
I was wrong, Eric.
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Red's not a jerk.
He's an ass, and you're an ass.
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'Cause the ass doesn't fall far from
the ass tree. "What did I say, what?"
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Man, I can't believe Jackie
chose that guy over me.
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- Or me for that matter.
- Yeah, that's true.
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'Cause you're
a good-looking guy.
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Back at you, Kelso.
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Your eyelashes,
they go for, like, miles.
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I've heard that.
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Yeah. I'm what's known
as "man-pretty."
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Bad news, Dad.
The Pinciottis have... these.
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Red, white and blue napkins?
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That clever S.O.B.
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And I cheaped out
and went for the plain white.
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So what, now we surrender?
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Surrender?
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You know, if this were an actual war,
you'd be the first in a body bag.
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Yes, sir. I'm gonna go
refill the ketchups.
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Schlitz.
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Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot guy
you brought with you?
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Back off!
I need him for right now...
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but you can have him
when I'm done, as usual.
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Wait a second, Jackie.
Are you working an angle here? Nice.
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No, there's no angle.
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I just want to see
if I can make Steven jealous.
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So you're gonna sleep with him
a couple of times and see what happens.
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- Yeah, I've been down that road.
- No!
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Oh, you're such a child. Send him
to my room when you're done.
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- So, you and Jackie, huh?
- Yeah, isn't she something?
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- Sure.
- Sometimes, though, I kind of hate it when she talks.
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I hear you.
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And she's always talking.
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But, I figure it's worth it
if I can nail her.
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Huh.
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Yeah, you should probably
think about that, man.
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You know, I mean,
Jackie's kind of young.
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- She only had, like, one boyfriend, so...
- Hey, that's not a big surprise.
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You know, she's a bitch.
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Oh, no.
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- Steven, what happened?
- What?
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Nothing. Just somebody... And then
the guy said "bitch," and there's nothing.
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Oh, my God.
He called me a bitch?
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And you hit him.
And that's what happened, isn't it?
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No.
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Liar. I am the bitch,
and you love me.
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Stop staring at me.
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Quit it.
I'm not this guy.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Steven, I saw what happened.
Is your girlfriend okay?
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My girlfriend?
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Yeah, the-the bossy, little, mean one
you're always hanging around with.
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- Oh, uh, Jackie.
- She's not my girlfriend.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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I don't like her. She's... shallow
and rich and mean and bossy.
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- She's everything that I hate.
- But, Steven, you hate everything.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, it means that maybe you like her...
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'cause I kind of think you do.
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No. How could I like her?
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Because I don't like her.
Because I can't like her.
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Mrs. Forman,
if I like her, shoot me.
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Pow!
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Jackie, get your car.
We're going on a freakin' date.
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Oh, my God.
It's a Veteran's Day miracle.
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Red, white and blue
cheeseburgers.
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Eric, you're a genius.
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Voilà.
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Sparkler dogs.
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God bless America.
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- Freshly squeezed.
- That's fresh.
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Ah, beer in the bottle.
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That's class.
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- The keg is tapped.
- Bend over and kiss it good-bye, Bob.
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Here comes the big one.
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A keg?
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Oh, great.
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Red's gone nuclear.
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This barbecue is over.
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Dad, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?
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We had sparkler dogs.
We could win this thing.
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No. Donna, thanks.
But it's over.
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I just wanted one big blowout.
One last hurrah, you know?
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Oh, why didn't I
rent the one-man band?
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This is the best date ever.
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Jackie, we haven't
talked in 30 minutes.
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That's okay. Steven,
you don't have to say anything.
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I understand you.
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- Oh, you do, do you?
- Sure.
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Okay, so you're probably
sitting there thinking...
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"I'm on this date
with this girl...
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"who really,
really likes me.
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And she's so beautiful."
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- Jackie.
- Hush.
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And you're wondering...
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"How can I open up to her...
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"when everyone I have
ever loved have abandoned me?
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Am I even worthy of love?"
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Well, you are, Steven.
You are.
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It's okay, Steven. It's okay.
Know what? Let it out.
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- Let it all out.
- Okay.
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It's okay.
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- Let's go home.
- Oh, come on. I'm kidding.
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No, this is all right. We can
hang out here for a while, okay?
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God.
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Here, have some of my pop.
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Sure.
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Okay.
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- Well, we've gone through three batches of ambrosia salad.
- Three batches!
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Not since D-day has there been
such a complete and glorious victory.
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Oh, hi, Donna.
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Well, I hope you're all happy.
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'Cause you ruined
my dad's barbecue.
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All he wanted was one more
good day before everybody found out...
241
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that his store was closing,
and he's going bankrupt.
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- Wait. What?
- Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week...
243
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so congratulations.
244
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Oh, my God. I feel so bad.
245
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Well, you should.
You ruined his barbecue.
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Why would you do that?
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What? Me?
You were...
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Eric, for God's sakes,
the man is almost a veteran.
249
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Okay, fine. You know what?
Fine. It's all my fault.
250
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But, Dad, you, you gotta make
everyone here go next door.
251
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Eric, you're right.
We have got to go over there.
252
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They are our neighbors.
They are our best friends.
253
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Yeah, I suppose.
254
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All right, freeloaders.
Let's move it on over to Bob's.
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- Eric, grab that keg.
- Okay, I'm on it.
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Hey, what's everybody doing here?
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Congratulations, Bob,
you really out-barbecued me.
258
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I gotta say.
You're one hell of a guy.
259
00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:33,315
Oh, Bob.
We just love you so much.
260
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Midge, you told.
261
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:43,677
Look, Bob.
I just want you to know that...
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you've been a real good neighbor
and a real good friend.
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And if you ever need it,
I'm here for you.
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Thanks, Red.
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Oh, but, uh...
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I can't help you
if you cry, Bob.
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- Don't cry.
- These are tears of joy, Red.
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Yeah, that's bad too, Bob.
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Move!
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Come on.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey. What's up? Hi.
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Look, I'm sorry.
273
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:23,524
Everyone came by,
and I know you did that...
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so... thanks.
275
00:18:25,925 --> 00:18:28,165
No, Donna.
I'm sorry.
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00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,686
Look, you know that I wouldn't
have acted like such a jerk...
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if I knew something so terrible
was happening to your dad.
278
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:37,287
No, I know. I know. It's okay.
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- My folks didn't want me to say anything, so.
- Yeah.
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No, I mean. Yeah.
281
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,688
Yeah.
282
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,690
Are you okay?
283
00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:51,650
Yeah, and no.
284
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I don't know.
285
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,573
So...
286
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,693
our first date's almost over.
287
00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:14,094
Yeah.
288
00:19:14,134 --> 00:19:16,774
What'd you think?
289
00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:22,255
It was no worse than bowling.
290
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:25,096
I... I don't hate bowling.
291
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,980
Huh.
292
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,141
Okay.
I didn't feel anything.
293
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:54,622
- Nothing?
- No, I mean, the kiss was hot, but...
294
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,303
Well, did you feel something?
295
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:03,183
Uh, no.
296
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,544
Well, no.
297
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,386
So I guess that's it then.
298
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,947
Turns out you were right
about us all along.
299
00:20:19,026 --> 00:20:20,867
Yeah.
300
00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,707
So what happens now?
301
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,908
I'm not opposed to doing it.
302
00:20:30,948 --> 00:20:32,829
Take me home, you pig.
303
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,229
Yes, dear.
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Fez.
305
00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:46,892
I don't feel so good.
306
00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:48,852
Me neither.
307
00:20:48,892 --> 00:20:51,012
You see a horse?
308
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,573
- Yes, I do.
- Is it pink?
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00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,813
Uh-huh.
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This was the best
barbecue ever.
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