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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,057 --> 00:00:06,938 Happy Veteran's Day. 2 00:00:07,018 --> 00:00:09,378 Now where have you hidden the chocolate eggs? 3 00:00:11,338 --> 00:00:13,699 Uh, they're everywhere, Fez. Start looking. 4 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:20,100 So, Steven. Isn't Veteran's Day romantic? 5 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:23,221 Oh, yeah. Government pawns and missing limbs. 6 00:00:24,621 --> 00:00:26,581 That's amore. 7 00:00:26,621 --> 00:00:29,942 I know, I know. It's a day for people in love to have fun together. 8 00:00:30,022 --> 00:00:33,303 You know what? All this talk about having fun makes me want to have fun. 9 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:36,703 Hey, let's throw stuff at other stuff. 10 00:00:38,063 --> 00:00:39,984 Man, that's perfect. I've got stuff. 11 00:00:40,064 --> 00:00:41,904 - I'm in. - Let's do it. 12 00:00:44,424 --> 00:00:46,345 So, Steven. 13 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:49,186 Would you like to go to Mr. Forman's barbecue with me? 14 00:00:49,225 --> 00:00:51,586 No. 15 00:00:51,627 --> 00:00:55,387 - As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you. - You know, that's okay. 16 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:59,067 You know what? We can stay in. 17 00:00:59,148 --> 00:01:01,708 No, Jackie. Look, I told you, again and again... 18 00:01:01,788 --> 00:01:05,388 I have no interest in you, and you don't have a chance. 19 00:01:05,469 --> 00:01:08,950 And yet, you keep thinking that I have interest in you, and you have a chance. 20 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:14,630 Wait, did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance? 21 00:01:16,871 --> 00:01:19,871 Okay. You know what? You've forced me to do this. 22 00:01:19,952 --> 00:01:24,432 I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry... 23 00:01:24,513 --> 00:01:26,633 haiku. 24 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:28,553 My heart aches with pain. 25 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:31,554 When I see you, I vomit. 26 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,315 Die away from me. 27 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:39,555 Ouch. 28 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,756 Sayonara. 29 00:01:47,597 --> 00:01:51,797 Donna, never have 17 syllables hurt me so much. 30 00:01:53,918 --> 00:01:55,758 Why would he want to hurt me like that? 31 00:01:55,838 --> 00:01:58,439 Because you're stalking him, Jackie. 32 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:02,120 - No, really, Donna. - Jackie, really. 33 00:02:03,199 --> 00:02:06,120 You are to Hyde what Fez is to you. 34 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,881 That's ridiculous. Fez and I will never happen. 35 00:02:10,441 --> 00:02:12,481 Oh, God. 36 00:02:13,761 --> 00:02:15,842 Steven and I will never happen. 37 00:02:15,922 --> 00:02:17,803 Jackie, it's all right. 38 00:02:17,842 --> 00:02:20,562 You just gotta get over this and be strong. 39 00:02:20,643 --> 00:02:23,923 You're right, Donna. You're right. 40 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:25,843 Oh, how I wish my daddy could buy him for me. 41 00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:29,685 Yeah, I know. I know. 42 00:02:29,764 --> 00:02:31,845 This smell like chocolate to you? 43 00:03:08,152 --> 00:03:11,833 Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS. 44 00:03:15,993 --> 00:03:18,073 Kelso, don't play with the cheese. 45 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:21,554 These damn kids. They don't respect anything American. 46 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:25,795 Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. 47 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:29,476 You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade. 48 00:03:30,556 --> 00:03:32,916 Well, he was only in the National Guard. 49 00:03:32,957 --> 00:03:35,037 It's called Veteran's Day... 50 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:38,958 not... Pansy-ass, National Guard... 51 00:03:39,037 --> 00:03:41,278 Wussy, Pansy-ass Day. 52 00:03:43,239 --> 00:03:45,119 Oh, come on, Red. 53 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:48,520 Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him? 54 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,120 No, I guess not. 55 00:03:53,201 --> 00:03:55,321 You're right, Kitty. 56 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:59,402 You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill. 57 00:03:59,481 --> 00:04:01,722 Hey, Red. Some parade, huh? 58 00:04:01,762 --> 00:04:05,243 Yeah, sure was, till the National Guard got there. 59 00:04:06,483 --> 00:04:09,323 Look, I just came over to invite you to my barbecue. 60 00:04:13,445 --> 00:04:15,284 Your barbecue? 61 00:04:15,365 --> 00:04:20,005 Bob, I have an annual barbecue every Veteran's Day. 62 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:21,925 It's my day... 63 00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:23,846 because I'm a veteran. 64 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,327 Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having a barbecue, and you can't stop me. 65 00:04:33,008 --> 00:04:35,848 Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know you were in the Boy Scouts. 66 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,930 Ah. 67 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:47,130 Hey, everybody. This is Chip. 68 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:50,051 He's been after me for a while now, so I just said, "What the hell?" 69 00:04:50,131 --> 00:04:53,412 - Chip, it's everybody. - Hey, everybody. 70 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:55,572 Jackie, I'll, uh, get you something to drink. 71 00:04:55,652 --> 00:04:57,493 Whatever. 72 00:04:59,812 --> 00:05:01,653 So you're with this Chip guy now? 73 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,174 - Yep. - Huh. 74 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:07,134 Why? Do you care? 75 00:05:07,214 --> 00:05:10,175 No, I mean, if you want to date this guy, that's cool. 76 00:05:10,255 --> 00:05:12,215 It is? 77 00:05:12,295 --> 00:05:16,176 And then Steven said, "That's cool." 78 00:05:16,256 --> 00:05:19,697 But not like "cool." More like he's jealous. 79 00:05:19,776 --> 00:05:22,337 Jackie, or he just thinks it's cool. 80 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:24,938 Donna, it is so romantic. 81 00:05:25,017 --> 00:05:26,898 Just like West Side Story. 82 00:05:28,779 --> 00:05:31,459 Yeah, but without the dancing and the Puerto Ricans. 83 00:05:33,579 --> 00:05:36,700 Wait. Is Fez Puerto Rican? 84 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,221 You know what? I don't know. 85 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,141 Huh. 86 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:46,822 This will show Red. We're gonna have the best barbecue ever. 87 00:05:46,901 --> 00:05:51,343 If there's one thing you learn in the National Guard, it's how to cook. 88 00:05:51,383 --> 00:05:54,584 Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken. 89 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,224 Mom, the Formans have a barbecue every Veteran's Day. 90 00:05:59,304 --> 00:06:02,785 - I mean, why are we having one? - Honey, this isn't about a barbecue. 91 00:06:02,865 --> 00:06:05,746 This is about your father going bankrupt. 92 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:08,785 - Now help me with these chairs. - What? What are you talking about? 93 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:12,146 We need the chairs for people to sit on. 94 00:06:13,466 --> 00:06:16,628 No, Mom. About Dad being bankrupt. 95 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,308 Your dad's appliance store's going out of business... 96 00:06:19,388 --> 00:06:21,429 'cause he can't compete with Price Mart. 97 00:06:21,508 --> 00:06:23,669 So he decided to throw a big barbecue. 98 00:06:24,669 --> 00:06:27,109 Okay, I'm still not getting this. 99 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:31,310 Oh, your dad wants to be big shot one last time... 100 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:35,070 before everybody discovers what a failure he is. 101 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:38,151 - Oh, my God. - And please don't tell anybody. 102 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,552 He's very sensitive about being a failure. 103 00:06:48,113 --> 00:06:49,954 Here you go. Enjoy your burger. 104 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:54,355 And thank you for choosing the Formans for your Veteran's Day celebration needs. 105 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,716 Kitty, why is everybody over at Bob's? 106 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:01,195 They've got chicken. 107 00:07:04,036 --> 00:07:06,517 Chicken? 108 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:11,157 Well, isn't that a surprise? A National Guardsman serving up chicken. 109 00:07:13,318 --> 00:07:17,079 He's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop up some onions and mix it in with the meat. 110 00:07:17,159 --> 00:07:19,399 Why can't we just put the onions on top of the burger? 111 00:07:19,479 --> 00:07:23,040 Eric, do you want to win this thing or don't you? 112 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,961 Okay, not-crazy Dad. 113 00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:32,682 - Eric, can I talk to you? - Uh, not really, Donna. I got to bust hump. 114 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:36,282 - My dad wants to crush your dad's barbecue. - What? Why? 115 00:07:36,362 --> 00:07:40,323 Well, apparently, my dad believes that if your dad's barbecue is better than his... 116 00:07:40,404 --> 00:07:43,244 America will fall to the Russkies. 117 00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:47,404 Did you ever stop to think that maybe my dad's barbecue is really important to him? 118 00:07:51,285 --> 00:07:53,846 Uh, no. 119 00:07:53,926 --> 00:07:56,326 Because it's just a stupid barbecue. 120 00:07:57,326 --> 00:07:59,166 It's not stupid. 121 00:07:59,247 --> 00:08:01,327 I'm so sick of your dad. He's such a jerk. 122 00:08:01,407 --> 00:08:03,928 Whoa. My dad's a jerk? 123 00:08:04,007 --> 00:08:08,368 Well, Donna, your dad's a jerk, and he's just copying my dad. 124 00:08:08,449 --> 00:08:11,889 And your dad didn't even fight in the war. 125 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,809 You're just a National Guard kid. 126 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:17,170 Yeah, I said it. What? What? 127 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:19,850 Oh, yeah? Well, you and Red are going down. 128 00:08:19,891 --> 00:08:21,771 And you know what else? I was wrong, Eric. 129 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:24,492 Red's not a jerk. He's an ass, and you're an ass. 130 00:08:24,531 --> 00:08:27,772 'Cause the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree. "What did I say, what?" 131 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:44,655 Man, I can't believe Jackie chose that guy over me. 132 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:46,976 - Or me for that matter. - Yeah, that's true. 133 00:08:47,056 --> 00:08:48,896 'Cause you're a good-looking guy. 134 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,097 Back at you, Kelso. 135 00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:56,217 Your eyelashes, they go for, like, miles. 136 00:08:56,298 --> 00:08:58,498 I've heard that. 137 00:08:58,578 --> 00:09:01,899 Yeah. I'm what's known as "man-pretty." 138 00:09:04,539 --> 00:09:08,540 Bad news, Dad. The Pinciottis have... these. 139 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:13,221 Red, white and blue napkins? 140 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,701 That clever S.O.B. 141 00:09:16,901 --> 00:09:19,301 And I cheaped out and went for the plain white. 142 00:09:20,742 --> 00:09:23,382 So what, now we surrender? 143 00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:26,623 Surrender? 144 00:09:26,664 --> 00:09:31,544 You know, if this were an actual war, you'd be the first in a body bag. 145 00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:34,424 Yes, sir. I'm gonna go refill the ketchups. 146 00:09:43,226 --> 00:09:45,146 Schlitz. 147 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:53,389 Hey, Jackie. Who's that hot guy you brought with you? 148 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,269 Back off! I need him for right now... 149 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,950 but you can have him when I'm done, as usual. 150 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:05,230 Wait a second, Jackie. Are you working an angle here? Nice. 151 00:10:05,311 --> 00:10:08,191 No, there's no angle. 152 00:10:08,271 --> 00:10:10,231 I just want to see if I can make Steven jealous. 153 00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:13,112 So you're gonna sleep with him a couple of times and see what happens. 154 00:10:13,192 --> 00:10:16,392 - Yeah, I've been down that road. - No! 155 00:10:16,473 --> 00:10:20,994 Oh, you're such a child. Send him to my room when you're done. 156 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:26,875 - So, you and Jackie, huh? - Yeah, isn't she something? 157 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:30,715 - Sure. - Sometimes, though, I kind of hate it when she talks. 158 00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:33,956 I hear you. 159 00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:36,677 And she's always talking. 160 00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:39,717 But, I figure it's worth it if I can nail her. 161 00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:42,558 Huh. 162 00:10:42,637 --> 00:10:45,318 Yeah, you should probably think about that, man. 163 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:47,638 You know, I mean, Jackie's kind of young. 164 00:10:47,719 --> 00:10:51,360 - She only had, like, one boyfriend, so... - Hey, that's not a big surprise. 165 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,359 You know, she's a bitch. 166 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,280 Oh, no. 167 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,201 - Steven, what happened? - What? 168 00:11:03,282 --> 00:11:08,642 Nothing. Just somebody... And then the guy said "bitch," and there's nothing. 169 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:13,443 Oh, my God. He called me a bitch? 170 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:15,683 And you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it? 171 00:11:16,764 --> 00:11:18,644 No. 172 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:24,126 Liar. I am the bitch, and you love me. 173 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:33,967 Stop staring at me. 174 00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:38,448 Quit it. I'm not this guy. 175 00:11:40,249 --> 00:11:42,969 Oh, God. 176 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,811 Oh, Steven, I saw what happened. Is your girlfriend okay? 177 00:11:57,452 --> 00:11:59,372 My girlfriend? 178 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:04,213 Yeah, the-the bossy, little, mean one you're always hanging around with. 179 00:12:04,293 --> 00:12:07,134 - Oh, uh, Jackie. - She's not my girlfriend. 180 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:09,534 Are you sure? 181 00:12:09,573 --> 00:12:11,614 Yes, I'm sure. 182 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:16,455 I don't like her. She's... shallow and rich and mean and bossy. 183 00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:21,056 - She's everything that I hate. - But, Steven, you hate everything. 184 00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:25,537 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it means that maybe you like her... 185 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:28,457 'cause I kind of think you do. 186 00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:31,818 No. How could I like her? 187 00:12:31,899 --> 00:12:34,338 Because I don't like her. Because I can't like her. 188 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,299 Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. 189 00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,219 Pow! 190 00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:53,422 Jackie, get your car. We're going on a freakin' date. 191 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:04,544 Oh, my God. It's a Veteran's Day miracle. 192 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:13,426 Red, white and blue cheeseburgers. 193 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,546 Eric, you're a genius. 194 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:18,227 Voilà. 195 00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:20,147 Sparkler dogs. 196 00:13:20,227 --> 00:13:22,308 God bless America. 197 00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:25,988 - Freshly squeezed. - That's fresh. 198 00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:29,389 Ah, beer in the bottle. 199 00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:31,830 That's class. 200 00:13:31,909 --> 00:13:36,070 - The keg is tapped. - Bend over and kiss it good-bye, Bob. 201 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,791 Here comes the big one. 202 00:13:41,271 --> 00:13:43,351 A keg? 203 00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:45,272 Oh, great. 204 00:13:45,352 --> 00:13:47,432 Red's gone nuclear. 205 00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:50,033 This barbecue is over. 206 00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:53,313 Dad, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 207 00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:55,674 We had sparkler dogs. We could win this thing. 208 00:13:55,754 --> 00:13:58,795 No. Donna, thanks. But it's over. 209 00:13:58,874 --> 00:14:03,796 I just wanted one big blowout. One last hurrah, you know? 210 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,796 Oh, why didn't I rent the one-man band? 211 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,439 This is the best date ever. 212 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,440 Jackie, we haven't talked in 30 minutes. 213 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:32,080 That's okay. Steven, you don't have to say anything. 214 00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:34,162 I understand you. 215 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,162 - Oh, you do, do you? - Sure. 216 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:39,802 Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking... 217 00:14:39,842 --> 00:14:42,042 "I'm on this date with this girl... 218 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,164 "who really, really likes me. 219 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:48,083 And she's so beautiful." 220 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,404 - Jackie. - Hush. 221 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:55,125 And you're wondering... 222 00:14:55,205 --> 00:14:57,406 "How can I open up to her... 223 00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:01,366 "when everyone I have ever loved have abandoned me? 224 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:03,926 Am I even worthy of love?" 225 00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:10,088 Well, you are, Steven. You are. 226 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,730 It's okay, Steven. It's okay. Know what? Let it out. 227 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:21,650 - Let it all out. - Okay. 228 00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:23,570 It's okay. 229 00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:31,732 - Let's go home. - Oh, come on. I'm kidding. 230 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:35,573 No, this is all right. We can hang out here for a while, okay? 231 00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:39,334 God. 232 00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:41,574 Here, have some of my pop. 233 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,654 Sure. 234 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,617 Okay. 235 00:15:55,697 --> 00:16:00,618 - Well, we've gone through three batches of ambrosia salad. - Three batches! 236 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:04,378 Not since D-day has there been such a complete and glorious victory. 237 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,738 Oh, hi, Donna. 238 00:16:06,819 --> 00:16:08,659 Well, I hope you're all happy. 239 00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:11,540 'Cause you ruined my dad's barbecue. 240 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,261 All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out... 241 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,941 that his store was closing, and he's going bankrupt. 242 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,781 - Wait. What? - Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week... 243 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,542 so congratulations. 244 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,382 Oh, my God. I feel so bad. 245 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:29,663 Well, you should. You ruined his barbecue. 246 00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:33,344 Why would you do that? 247 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:36,745 What? Me? You were... 248 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:40,145 Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran. 249 00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,826 Okay, fine. You know what? Fine. It's all my fault. 250 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:49,306 But, Dad, you, you gotta make everyone here go next door. 251 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,587 Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. 252 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,068 They are our neighbors. They are our best friends. 253 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,388 Yeah, I suppose. 254 00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:01,869 All right, freeloaders. Let's move it on over to Bob's. 255 00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:05,710 - Eric, grab that keg. - Okay, I'm on it. 256 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:22,353 Hey, what's everybody doing here? 257 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,914 Congratulations, Bob, you really out-barbecued me. 258 00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:27,234 I gotta say. You're one hell of a guy. 259 00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:33,315 Oh, Bob. We just love you so much. 260 00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:37,315 Midge, you told. 261 00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:43,677 Look, Bob. I just want you to know that... 262 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:47,038 you've been a real good neighbor and a real good friend. 263 00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:49,278 And if you ever need it, I'm here for you. 264 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:51,958 Thanks, Red. 265 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:53,879 Oh, but, uh... 266 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,319 I can't help you if you cry, Bob. 267 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,160 - Don't cry. - These are tears of joy, Red. 268 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,521 Yeah, that's bad too, Bob. 269 00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:08,922 Move! 270 00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,842 Come on. 271 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,483 - Hey. - Oh, hey. What's up? Hi. 272 00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,204 Look, I'm sorry. 273 00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:23,524 Everyone came by, and I know you did that... 274 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,845 so... thanks. 275 00:18:25,925 --> 00:18:28,165 No, Donna. I'm sorry. 276 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:30,686 Look, you know that I wouldn't have acted like such a jerk... 277 00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:34,047 if I knew something so terrible was happening to your dad. 278 00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:37,287 No, I know. I know. It's okay. 279 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:40,048 - My folks didn't want me to say anything, so. - Yeah. 280 00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:42,768 No, I mean. Yeah. 281 00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,688 Yeah. 282 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,690 Are you okay? 283 00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:51,650 Yeah, and no. 284 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,970 I don't know. 285 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,573 So... 286 00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,693 our first date's almost over. 287 00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:14,094 Yeah. 288 00:19:14,134 --> 00:19:16,774 What'd you think? 289 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:22,255 It was no worse than bowling. 290 00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:25,096 I... I don't hate bowling. 291 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,980 Huh. 292 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,141 Okay. I didn't feel anything. 293 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:54,622 - Nothing? - No, I mean, the kiss was hot, but... 294 00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,303 Well, did you feel something? 295 00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:03,183 Uh, no. 296 00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,544 Well, no. 297 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,386 So I guess that's it then. 298 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,947 Turns out you were right about us all along. 299 00:20:19,026 --> 00:20:20,867 Yeah. 300 00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,707 So what happens now? 301 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,908 I'm not opposed to doing it. 302 00:20:30,948 --> 00:20:32,829 Take me home, you pig. 303 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,229 Yes, dear. 304 00:20:40,851 --> 00:20:42,731 Fez. 305 00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:46,892 I don't feel so good. 306 00:20:46,972 --> 00:20:48,852 Me neither. 307 00:20:48,892 --> 00:20:51,012 You see a horse? 308 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,573 - Yes, I do. - Is it pink? 309 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,813 Uh-huh. 310 00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:05,335 This was the best barbecue ever. 23507

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