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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,045 --> 00:00:18,325 Kelso, what's with the gym shorts? 2 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:22,925 Oh, something happened. I had to take my pants off. 3 00:00:23,005 --> 00:00:25,164 Do you shave your legs? 4 00:00:27,284 --> 00:00:31,923 No. It's... They're just... naturally smooth. 5 00:00:33,363 --> 00:00:35,603 Shut up! 6 00:00:35,643 --> 00:00:39,403 Not to worry, Kelso. The Puberty Bunny will visit you soon. 7 00:00:40,922 --> 00:00:43,562 So, lab partner... 8 00:00:43,642 --> 00:00:46,761 I guess you and I are gonna be spending a lot of time together now, huh? 9 00:00:46,842 --> 00:00:48,722 Yeah, Shelly. And, uh, good thing too... 10 00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:51,242 'cause, you know, I just shouldn't be alone around a Bunsen burner. 11 00:00:51,281 --> 00:00:54,960 That is so funny! 12 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,121 Let me go tell my friends you're driving me home. 13 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,200 Looks like Shelly has a thing for Forman. 14 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,279 Yes, and Forman has a thing for Shelly. 15 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,239 And it's in his pants. 16 00:01:09,359 --> 00:01:11,279 Oh, good one, Fez. 17 00:01:14,118 --> 00:01:17,477 Watch. Shelly's gonna invite you over to her house when her folks aren't home. 18 00:01:17,558 --> 00:01:19,918 That's what slutty girls do. 19 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:24,237 So, Eric, my parents aren't home. Let's go to my house. 20 00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:27,357 Huh. Don't you have a girlfriend? 21 00:01:27,437 --> 00:01:29,277 Yeah. That's what's great about it. 22 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:34,956 See, maybe Donna will get jealous and her and Shelly will wrestle over you. 23 00:01:35,035 --> 00:01:39,595 - Kelso, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. - Oh, yeah? Think about it. 24 00:01:46,154 --> 00:01:48,514 - He's mine! - No, he's mine! 25 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:51,834 - I had him first! - You're going down! 26 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,551 Kelso, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard. 27 00:02:54,306 --> 00:02:57,346 Are you sure you don't want to study at my house? 28 00:02:57,425 --> 00:03:00,585 I mean, it's just sitting there all empty. 29 00:03:00,665 --> 00:03:02,705 No, come on, this place was made... 30 00:03:02,785 --> 00:03:06,265 This... this place was made for studying! 31 00:03:08,504 --> 00:03:10,904 Well, okay. 32 00:03:12,263 --> 00:03:14,424 - Hey, Eric. - Hey, Shelly, look. It's my girlfriend, Donna. 33 00:03:14,503 --> 00:03:16,623 Hi, girlfriend Donna. 34 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:20,183 Hi, Donna. 35 00:03:20,222 --> 00:03:24,102 You know, Eric, we'll do this later, when we can be alone. 36 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:28,181 To study. We were just studying. 37 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:31,981 - Eric, you got to hear this... - We were just studying, Donna, that's all. 38 00:03:32,061 --> 00:03:34,901 Eric, I'm telling a story here. 39 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:38,700 Kelso was running through the cafeteria and there were these mashed potatoes on the floor... 40 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:42,260 She's just my lab partner! So, mellow out! God! 41 00:03:44,579 --> 00:03:46,820 Uh-huh. So, Kelso slips on the potatoes... 42 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:50,179 slides into a pole with his legs spread, totally wracks himself. 43 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:52,899 And everybody starts throwing their carrots and their cheese at him... 44 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:56,018 chanting... "Tater nuts! Tater nuts!" 45 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,218 It was awesome! 46 00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:04,377 So, wait. Even though I'm spending time with Shelly, you're not jealous? 47 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:08,457 I'm sorry, but you and Shelly? 48 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:15,056 - What does that mean? - It means that she can have anyone. 49 00:04:15,136 --> 00:04:18,456 And what does that mean? 50 00:04:18,495 --> 00:04:21,335 - Oh, you're sweet. - Get off of me! 51 00:04:24,815 --> 00:04:26,655 Well, there's the little patient. 52 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,415 So, how'd it go at the doctor's? 53 00:04:29,494 --> 00:04:31,733 Well, let me put it this way. 54 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:35,453 If a horse is in good shape, they say it's healthy as me. 55 00:04:36,893 --> 00:04:38,772 Uh-huh. 56 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:43,372 And did they say something about your pants being on fire, liar, liar? 57 00:04:45,812 --> 00:04:48,532 - No. - I just got off the phone with Dr. Leggett. 58 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:50,691 He said your blood pressure is through the roof. 59 00:04:50,772 --> 00:04:53,771 Well, Kitty, who are you gonna believe? 60 00:04:53,811 --> 00:04:59,090 Some quack doctor or the man who stood by you while you delivered our children? 61 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:02,010 Oh, you did not. You went out for a sub. 62 00:05:04,969 --> 00:05:08,209 Red, from now on, I am going to make sure you eat right. 63 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,609 No meat, no cheese and no beer. 64 00:05:11,649 --> 00:05:14,489 No beer? You... Ohh! 65 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,848 Oh, that's it, Kitty. Ohh! 66 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:23,927 You've killed me. I see the light. 67 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:30,526 What's that, Lord? It's okay to eat meat and beer and cheese? 68 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:33,366 Okay, I'll... I'll tell her. 69 00:05:34,766 --> 00:05:39,805 What that's, Lord? Dry toast and oatmeal. Will do. 70 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:45,885 Man, Donna saw Shelly practically living in my lap. 71 00:05:45,964 --> 00:05:47,925 How could she not be jealous? 72 00:05:49,524 --> 00:05:51,444 I'm hot. 73 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:58,803 It's because you are decent, good-hearted and pure. You know, a sissy. 74 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:05,442 Forman, I think what we need here is some input from Tater Nuts. 75 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,682 Tater Nuts, what do you think, Tater Nuts? 76 00:06:10,081 --> 00:06:14,801 Eric, this... Hey, stop calling me Tater Nuts! 77 00:06:16,601 --> 00:06:21,160 If Donna's not jealous, I mean, it means, basically, you're in the free and clear. 78 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:25,080 She's giving you the okay to cheat. You gotta cheat! 79 00:06:26,039 --> 00:06:30,239 Hmm. Tater Nuts makes sense. 80 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,279 Quit it! 81 00:06:34,559 --> 00:06:37,918 I mean, I could be with Shelly right now, if I wanted to. 82 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,438 So, why shouldn't I? 83 00:06:41,517 --> 00:06:44,717 Because then you will have two women when some people have none! 84 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:49,516 Forget it, Forman. You're not a cheater. 85 00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:53,196 You know, a wise man once said, "Know thyself." 86 00:06:53,276 --> 00:06:56,356 That man's name... was Tater Nuts. 87 00:07:00,156 --> 00:07:05,434 I got to be honest with you, guys. Okay, I... I do shave my legs. 88 00:07:05,515 --> 00:07:07,994 I just... I just like the way it feels. 89 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:14,073 No! Come on now! 90 00:07:15,713 --> 00:07:18,793 Hey, Donna. Look, we're not gonna be able to hang out tonight. 91 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,912 I've got to go to the library with Shelly. 92 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:22,952 Okay, that's cool. We can just hang out tomorrow night. 93 00:07:23,032 --> 00:07:24,953 No, yeah, no. 94 00:07:25,032 --> 00:07:29,351 See, yeah, I'm gonna have my hands full with this project that's due in a few days... 95 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:33,111 so I'll be off alone with Shelly. 96 00:07:34,431 --> 00:07:37,550 She doesn't wear a bra, you know. 97 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,431 Yeah, whatever. Bye. 98 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:44,470 Uh-oh. Farmhand got ahold of the rich lady. 99 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:47,829 Oh, hi, kids. 100 00:07:47,869 --> 00:07:51,749 Your dad's not really a farmhand. 101 00:07:51,829 --> 00:07:54,229 Yeah. It's just a little intimacy game we're playing. 102 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:57,509 - And it's fun! - Yeah. 103 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:03,347 I'm sorry you had to see that. 104 00:08:03,388 --> 00:08:06,267 I'm sorry I had to see that. 105 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:11,226 - Yeah, well, you know, Shelly's waiting for me. So... - Yeah, Eric, you said that. 106 00:08:12,507 --> 00:08:14,706 Okay, bye. 107 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,306 - He usually gives me a kiss good-bye. - Yeah. To be honest? 108 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,505 It kinda grosses me out. 109 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,385 Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly? 110 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:31,224 Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. 111 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:35,544 I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. 112 00:08:36,944 --> 00:08:40,463 Yeah, he's more like a... like a really masculine girl. 113 00:08:43,463 --> 00:08:46,702 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, kind of like you. 114 00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:55,501 Mmm! Lookee, lookee, lookee. Ribs, corn bread and baked beans. 115 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:58,221 Come to Papa! Ow! 116 00:08:58,261 --> 00:09:00,500 Ooh, Papa been slapped. 117 00:09:02,421 --> 00:09:04,620 No, now... now that food is for the kids. 118 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:09,579 But, here, um, I-I boiled you some skinless chicken. 119 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,818 Ew! It's gray! 120 00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:19,299 - Laurie! - I mean, it's gray, yea! 121 00:09:24,218 --> 00:09:26,617 Look, he's already home. 122 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:29,937 I can't believe I was so suspicious. 123 00:09:30,016 --> 00:09:34,376 He's such a good guy. I'm gonna write him a note. A little, "I love you." 124 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:39,375 You know, Michael once wrote me a sexy note. 125 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:43,495 Except, he can't really spell, so I didn't know what I was supposed to do to him. 126 00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:50,134 Oh, my God! 127 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:53,094 Donna, you should not leave your panties in your boyfriend's car. 128 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,614 - I didn't. - Oh. 129 00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,613 Oh! 130 00:09:58,694 --> 00:10:00,613 Oh. 131 00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:08,912 - Is this your card? - No. 132 00:10:08,992 --> 00:10:10,632 - Is this your card? - No. 133 00:10:10,712 --> 00:10:13,351 - Is this your card? - No. 134 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:15,831 Ah, screw you. 135 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:22,111 Hey, Kelso, I had a dream about you last night. 136 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,990 - Really? - Yeah. 137 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:29,190 We were doing stuff, and it was all hot and sweaty... 138 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:33,469 and I just kept calling your name over and over. 139 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:37,829 "Tater Nuts! Tater Nuts!" 140 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,667 Then what? 141 00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:51,546 Hey, Laurie, I found something in Eric's car that I think must probably be yours. 142 00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:55,147 Is that... Oh, good heavens, it is. 143 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,826 I am in the presence of panties. 144 00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:07,264 Donna, please. I don't wear pink panties. 145 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,945 Yeah. She'd have to wear panties to wear pink panties. 146 00:11:12,664 --> 00:11:14,944 Hyde, did you have a girl in Eric's car? 147 00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:18,303 No. Oh, but I did have some nachos in there. 148 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:22,463 And to mess with Forman, I smeared cheese underneath the seat so it'd really stink. 149 00:11:22,502 --> 00:11:24,822 - Did it stink in there? - Kind of. 150 00:11:24,903 --> 00:11:28,742 - All right! - Well, then, whose are they? 151 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,262 Hello? You have not asked me. 152 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,861 Could they not be Fez's panties? 153 00:11:36,901 --> 00:11:40,780 I mean, is that so hard to imagine, Fez in a car with a woman? 154 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:45,100 Whose could they be? 155 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:48,220 All right, Donna, here. I'll figure this out. 156 00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:51,139 I like to think of myself as the Columbo of panties. 157 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:57,779 Yeah. I'd say we're looking at a woman. 158 00:11:59,139 --> 00:12:01,818 Ages 16 to 38... 159 00:12:01,858 --> 00:12:05,337 with a five-figure income. 160 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:09,697 She lives within a four-mile radius of here and is very popular with the gentlemen. 161 00:12:09,777 --> 00:12:12,577 Sure, she is. She'll have sex in a car that stinks like cheese. 162 00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:16,376 So, what you're saying is, they could be Shelly's. 163 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,656 Come on. Forman wouldn't cheat on Donna. 164 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:22,096 Sure he would. Shelly's a tramp. No man can turn down a tramp. 165 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,015 Well, let's find out. Laurie, have you ever been turned down? 166 00:12:27,775 --> 00:12:29,855 Nope. 167 00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:31,854 Oh. Sorry, Donna. 168 00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:37,614 Don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for Eric. 'Cause I'm gonna kill him! 169 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:41,933 Will somebody please open the door so I can kill Eric? 170 00:12:57,691 --> 00:12:59,770 Hey, there, Red. 171 00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:06,330 Does Mrs. Forman know you're out here clogging your arteries with a double cheese? 172 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,490 Yes. 173 00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:15,609 So there would be... no reason to tell her. 174 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:19,448 Sorry, Red. I don't think I could lie to Mrs. Forman. 175 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,448 'Cause I really, really love her. 176 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:26,967 All right, you blackmailing S.O.B., what do you want? 177 00:13:27,048 --> 00:13:29,367 Sure could use some fries. 178 00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,247 Here. Now beat it. 179 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:33,567 You don't have to be rude. 180 00:13:36,406 --> 00:13:38,286 What if this wasn't even the first time? 181 00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:41,526 What if there have been other girls? Other panties? 182 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:57,203 Eric, where did these panties come from? 183 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:00,163 Uh, gee, I don't know. 184 00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:02,763 But there's nothing in the dresser. Nothing at all. 185 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:22,081 Okay, but at least my closet is panty-free. Donna, you have my word. 186 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,920 Okay, Donna, please, ignore the rope in the middle of the room. 187 00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:35,479 And whatever you do, don't pull it! 188 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,877 Eric, how do you explain all this? 189 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:55,556 Panties! Glorious panties! 190 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,955 Bastard! 191 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:12,874 - Hey, there, Donna. Where are you going? - To The Hub to kick Eric's ass! 192 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,873 Yeah, well, kick it good. 193 00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:19,954 Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric? 194 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,673 Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser. 195 00:15:22,753 --> 00:15:26,273 - Oh, no! - I know, right. Eric's cheating on her. 196 00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:29,672 Jackie, those panties were mine. 197 00:15:31,512 --> 00:15:34,151 You and Eric? 198 00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:37,831 No! Me and... 199 00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:41,031 Geez, you're dumb. 200 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:47,190 Now, remember, we can't have the protons and electrons right next to each other... 201 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,629 because that would just be madness. 202 00:15:49,669 --> 00:15:51,870 Madness, I say! 203 00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:57,309 Oh, Eric Forman, you are just the funniest person I've ever met. 204 00:15:57,348 --> 00:16:01,468 No, I wouldn't go as... Yes. Yes, I am. 205 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:05,147 Doesn't your girlfriend mind you spending so much time with me? 206 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:08,268 Well, no. Apparently, she's thrilled about it. 207 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,187 Well, she's crazy. 208 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:14,066 'Cause if I was your girlfriend, I would want to kiss you all the time. 209 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,026 Really? 210 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:22,865 Whoa! Hey, come on, lady! I'm spoken for! 211 00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:27,425 Wow! 212 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,345 Hey, did we miss anything? 213 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,224 What? God, no. You didn't miss anything. 214 00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:36,944 All right, people! Let's back up! Give 'em some room here! 215 00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:43,383 Hey, Donna, hi, hello. 216 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:46,102 Don't "Hey, Donna, hi, hello" me. 217 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:48,742 I trusted you, and you cheated on me with this slut. 218 00:16:48,822 --> 00:16:50,822 - Uh, Donna, I don't... - Excuse me? 219 00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:53,462 Yeah, I said it. You want some of this? Come on! 220 00:16:54,942 --> 00:16:57,141 - Donna, hey, whatever you think happened... - I know what happened. 221 00:16:57,222 --> 00:17:00,541 - I found these in your car. - Panties? 222 00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,980 Aha! So he admits they are panties. 223 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,860 Hey, next time you fool around with someone else's boyfriend... 224 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,940 why don't you take your panties when you're done? 225 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:12,779 Those aren't mine. Mine are white. And cotton. 226 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:16,099 With a little pink rose in the front. 227 00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:25,537 So these are some other girl's panties? 228 00:17:25,618 --> 00:17:28,897 Whoa, whoa! No offense, Donna, but, dude, you're on fire! 229 00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:33,617 You know what, Eric? I don't need this. 230 00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:39,176 Oh, and by the way, your car smells like cheese. 231 00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:46,055 Donna, look, you have to believe me. I have no idea whose panties those are. 232 00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:48,655 Donna, those panties are mine. 233 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:53,534 Eric! Ohh! Ohh! 234 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,174 You are a god! 235 00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:04,453 A god, I say! 236 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,732 Um... Mom... 237 00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:14,251 why were your panties in the Vista Cruiser? 238 00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:17,731 And please be as specific. 239 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:23,370 Donna, when you've been together as long as your father and I have... 240 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:26,970 you need to do creative things in creative places. 241 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:30,250 - Ew! - Ohh! Gads! 242 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,287 Psst. Daddy, here. 243 00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:56,926 Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger. 244 00:18:58,286 --> 00:19:01,726 - Burger? - Yeah. The broccoli burger. 245 00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:06,965 Oh, you are lying! 246 00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:10,044 Well, come on, Kitty. 247 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:14,404 This isn't food. This is what food eats. 248 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,724 Well, but it's good for you. 249 00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:20,844 Well, if it's so good, how come I'm the only one that has to eat it? 250 00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:23,843 Good point. 251 00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,642 Hey, he's the food sneaker! 252 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:40,881 - Eat up! - You wanna mess with me again? You just come on back. 253 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,200 - Say it again. - I already said it. 254 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,719 - Come on, one more time. - You're hot. 255 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,039 - Hot enough to get Shelly? - Hot enough to get Shelly. 256 00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:00,759 - Hot enough to get any girl I want? - Hot enough to get Shelly. 257 00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:06,078 Yeah. That's just good stuff. 258 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:10,117 You know, Eric, you don't have to rub it in. I know I made an ass out of myself. 259 00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:14,837 Well, you know what? That's what you get for taking me for granted. 260 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:18,517 'Cause, Donna, I may be skinny, but... 261 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,675 Yeah, I'm Mick Jagger skinny and that's very in right now. Yeah, it's very hot. 262 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:26,716 Eric, I know you're hot, 'cause you're with me. 263 00:20:32,355 --> 00:20:35,514 Okay. So, what have we learned from all this? 264 00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,634 - Always lock the doors to the Vista Cruiser. - Right you are. 265 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,574 Man, Bob and Midge must really hate me. 266 00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:48,253 'Cause right after having sex in my car, I think they smeared cheese under the seat. 267 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,613 That's just mean. 268 00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:53,932 There. Okay, I think it's safe for human occupancy again. 269 00:20:54,012 --> 00:20:56,532 Uh-oh. 270 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:59,292 Looks like Bob left something in the car too. 271 00:21:02,371 --> 00:21:05,171 Eric, you must sell this car. 272 00:21:05,211 --> 00:21:07,130 Or call a priest. 22185

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