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Okay, Eric, get a good
look at me in my uniform
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because today,
it's my last day wearing it.
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What? No. No!
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Ah! We never got to do
the trampoline thing.
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Hey, I'm done
with Catholic school.
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And my dad fixed it so I can
graduate at Point Place with you guys.
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My best memories
are under that skirt.
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Hey, Mom?
Where's Daddy? I need $20.
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- For what?
- In an effort to
clean up my act,
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I'm buying my own drinks now.
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Well, he's not home.
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When Eric told him about his little plan to
move away with Donna after graduation,
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your father went fishing.
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- What?
- No!
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What the big deal? You
guys are really freaking me out.
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My dad only goes fishing
when he's, like, super pissed.
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I think something about stabbing a worm
over and over again with a hook is, like,
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therapeutic for him.
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Yeah. He fished for three whole days
when he found out about me and the mayor.
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- What?
- Eric's moving away!
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That's right. And that's
why your father's angry.
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This is your way
of acting grown-up?
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Grown-ups don't just leave the
comfort of their parents' home to...
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To move to a new city,
and start a life!
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Well, maybe not in the 1930s.
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'40s.
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God, you're so young!
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Well, I think this is nuts.
Don't you just think this is nuts?
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The
whole thing is just... Just nuts!
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Mom, I kind of think
you're the one who's being...
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Oh, if you say I'm nuts, you're
going right through that sliding door.
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I don't enjoy telling you this,
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but you just wait
until your father gets home.
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I did enjoy that.
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This is all your fault.
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Yeah. Hey,
Laurie, quick impression.
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Who am I? "Hey, Eric, why don't you
tell Dad you're moving after graduation
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"so he'll kill you, and I can reclaim
my rightful place as the chosen one?"
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Eric, you don't understand.
This time I actually meant well.
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That's what you
said at the county fair
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after you locked me in
the porta-potty with a goat.
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- He was friendly.
- He was horny!
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Hey, Jackie.
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- Michael, what do you want?
- I think the question is,
what do you want?
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And I'm pretty sure
the answer is pink jellybeans.
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Now, they used to be pink and white
jellybeans, but I ate all the white ones
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'cause I know you don't
like things that taste white.
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Okay. Look. Michael, just
because Steven and I broke up
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does not mean I want you
throwing yourself at me.
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Oh, Jackie, this is the
new and improved Michael.
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Okay? I'm not throwing anything at you
except for happy thoughts and jellybeans.
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Like, sex is, like, the
furthest thing from my mind.
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So,
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it's really over
between you two, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think it is.
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- So, why do we
still have clothes on?
- Oh, God. Michael, get out!
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Oh, Jackie, I'm talking about
our emotional clothes.
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Okay, look, I know I've made
mistakes in the past, okay?
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But I've changed, and I just want
you to get to know the new me.
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Yeah, the new you, huh? What
does the new you cheat with,
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every skank who throws
her fat, furry butt at you?
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Jackie, no one I ever cheated
with had a fat, furry butt!
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If anything,
it was one or the other.
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But, look, all that is over,
okay? It's finito, the end-o.
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- I don't believe you.
- Well, it's the truth.
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Okay. Fine, Michael, whatever, okay?
Let's just see how things go from here.
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- Great. Let's get naked.
- Oh! Michael!
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No, like, friendly naked,
like two girls in a sauna.
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You
are such a freak.
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Okay, look, just at least take a jellybean?
Okay? I bought them just for you.
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Well, that was very sweet.
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There you are! Give me back
my jellybeans, you son of a bitch!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, now cross and
uncross your legs.
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Hmm...
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Hmm.
Okay, now make a face like...
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Like, "Oops,
did I do something bad?"
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Okay, now crawl to me.
Good, good.
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Now crawl away from me.
Ooh, sexy.
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Come on, Donna, throw him a bone,
huh? There's only so much satisfaction
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the kid can get from the back
of a pantyhose package.
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Yes, Donna, I have a lot to do.
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After this, I have to get Lindsay
Wolfe to sign my yearbook,
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then show her that she's actually signed
a pledge to do it with me three times.
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Why three?
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Well, because the first
time I'll be nervous,
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and then the second time I'll have
to please her because I got nervous,
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and then the third time... The
third time is when I get funky.
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- Jackie...
- No, no. Steven,
I'm not here to see you.
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Okay?
I'm just here to see Donna.
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Look, I told you I'm sorry, and I made
a mistake. Can we just talk, please?
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Talk about what? You cheated on
me. Okay? It's over. I feel nothing.
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Ooh, bitchy.
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You know what? Donna,
I'll just see you next door.
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- Ouch!
- Are you okay?
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Fez!
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Panties! Panties!
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The sacred senior prank where
we vandalize the water tower.
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I've been waiting
for this moment since,
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well, the last time
we vandalized the water tower.
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So, Hyde,
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- gave Jackie some
jellybeans today.
- Who cares?
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Well, you should
because they were pink
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and that is the bean of love.
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And I got her that particular bean
because I never stopped loving her.
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Yeah,
well, you stopped long enough
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to cheat on her with Pam
Macey, Laurie and Annette.
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Who else am I forgetting?
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There
were many others,
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but you cheated on
her with a nurse!
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It was a misunderstanding
that you caused.
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- That's it. Let's go.
- Oh, yeah? I'm ready.
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I hope you got that
nurse's phone number
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'cause you're gonna need it
when I'm done with you.
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Hey, stop it, stop it!
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You two need to grow up and start
painting genitals on the water tower.
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- Fine. I'll be over here.
- Fine. I'll be over here.
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Well, since I have never seen another
man's genitals, I'll have to paint my own.
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In that case,
I'll need more paint.
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And a bigger tower.
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Kelso, what are you writing?
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- "Michael plus Jackie."
- I'm kicking your ass!
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You can't kick
my ass from down there,
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all you can do is punch my ass.
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- Hey, get down!
- Just face the fact, Hyde.
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You're down there and I'm
up here, and I am invincible.
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Kelso, are you okay?
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I think I fell!
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- I'm gonna go check on him.
- Okay.
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Okay, I think he'll be fine.
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Now, let's see.
Where do I begin?
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I want it to look like
it's coming right at me.
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This is
the Point Place Police Department.
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You're under arrest.
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Um...
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I am a painter from
a foreign country,
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and this is my gift to America.
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Get off the water tower!
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People of America,
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I give you Genitals In The Sky.
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- You hear that?
- Sounded like your dad's car.
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Run for it.
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No, you don't. You made your
bed, now you have to lie in it.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
You never make your bed.
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Eric, wait. Listen. If you leave
now, you'll never get back in.
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That means goodbye to
your clothes, your furniture...
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My G.I. Joes.
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We stay.
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Everybody in the living room.
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You're
gonna get it. You're gonna get it.
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Lay it on him, Red.
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While I was fishing,
I had a lot of time to think.
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- That's right!
- And all that
thinking made me very angry.
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Very angry!
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And the fish that were unlucky
enough to cross my path...
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Well, you know how they say
that fish can't feel pain?
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That's a load of crap.
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A big load!
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And I finally
came to a conclusion
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that someone in this room
is not going to like.
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That's you, porky mouth.
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Eric,
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I'm proud of you.
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And that goes double for...
What the hell did you say?
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I did everything I could to
stop you from getting married,
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but you stuck to your guns.
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And I admire that you're
willing to go out on your own.
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You're a man now,
and you have my blessing.
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This is like The Godfather.
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I think you have
to kiss his ring.
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How can you just give in
and let Eric leave home?
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He has defied you over and over.
He's a lying, cheating, conniving liar,
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and I won't let you send
my precious baby boy away!
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Kitty, my mind is made up.
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Eric, we're gonna pay
for your college, too.
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Really?
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Dad, I don't know
what to say to you except
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you're great!
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That's all right, Son.
We don't do that here.
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Okay, well, well, this is nice.
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Since we're all happy, Eric doesn't
have to leave three months early.
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He can go to school in
the fall like everyone else.
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We can take a pottery class!
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No, Kitty, he's leaving.
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No pottery class,
no mother-son dancing lessons,
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no trying out for Family Feud.
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But this deal is only good if you stay
focused. If you do something stupid,
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like get Donna pregnant,
you're on your own.
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Then I guess this is a bad
time to give you the news.
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I'm kidding!
I'm just so giddy!
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- So, it's just a sprain, huh?
- Yeah,
it doesn't hurt too bad.
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I guess the best part is I've now
fallen off the water tower in every grade.
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That record will stand
until your son goes to school.
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Thanks for driving me
to the hospital, man.
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Oh, whatever.
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No. Not "whatever."
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I mean, look, you drove me
because we've been buds forever.
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I mean, it's like, why are
we fighting over a girl, man?
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Remember in third grade when
we were both in love with Miss Hamill
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and we fought over her?
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And then after you pulled my head out of
the toilet and I let go of your bean bags,
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we made a pact to never
fight over a girl again.
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Yeah, you're right, man.
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I mean, neither of us
has a shot with Jackie anyway,
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- so I'm stepping back.
- No. No, no. You go
for it, I'll step back.
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No, I'm serious.
Door is open for you.
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No, I'm serious.
The door is open for you.
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I just closed the door for me!
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Well, I'm closing
the door for me,
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and I'm locking myself inside,
and I'm swallowing the key!
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Fine. We're both done
with her. You're my bud.
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You're my bud. Aah!
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I was wondering if that
would work, and it did.
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- Steven! Are you okay?
- Why?
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Well, I heard someone fell off
the water tower,
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- and I thought it
could be you. I just...
- No, it was Kelso.
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Wait. You came down here
'cause you were worried about me.
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No, I didn't.
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'Cause you still care about me.
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Uh-uh.
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- So,
I still have a shot with you.
- No. No, you don't.
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I mean, okay, I don't know.
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Steven, stop staring
at me or I'll kick you.
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Aah!
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Jackie, hope you didn't
come here to make love to me.
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- No, Michael. I...
- 'Cause I'm fine.
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All I need is my buddy Hyde.
236
00:16:07,111 --> 00:16:10,403
And no chick is gonna
come between us anymore.
237
00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:13,402
- Right, Hyde?
- Uh, yeah.
238
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Yeah.
Let's go, buddy Hyde. Aah!
239
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,901
Look at all the apartments
they have in Madison.
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00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:30,109
- This place even
pays utilities.
- Oh, cool.
241
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:33,942
What are utilities?
242
00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:39,567
- I think it's,
like, gas and water.
- Free water?
243
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:42,191
You know what that means.
244
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,566
Free ice.
245
00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,399
What are you two doing?
246
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,566
Oh, we're looking for
apartments in Madison.
247
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,483
I can't believe it. It's, like,
we leave in less than a week.
248
00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:57,232
Are you trying to kill me?
Because that's what you're doing.
249
00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:59,649
You're killing your mother.
You only get one, you know.
250
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,356
Eric, this place has
a washer and dryer.
251
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,814
Wait. A washer and free water?
252
00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:09,206
My God, it's like there's no
reason to ever come home.
253
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,606
You know?
254
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,648
Excuse me.
255
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:20,980
Washer and dryer, Red. They are
going to have a washer and dryer!
256
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:25,104
That redheaded harlot is gonna be
Shout-ing out my baby's grass stains!
257
00:17:28,187 --> 00:17:31,062
What about my last summer
with my youngest child?
258
00:17:31,104 --> 00:17:33,288
I bet you weren't thinking
about that when you went fishing.
259
00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:37,562
I bought sparklers for the
Fourth of July. He loves sparklers,
260
00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:41,352
and now he's leaving, and what are
we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
261
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:47,102
There's a car show in Kenosha.
262
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:49,478
A car show?
263
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,685
I don't want to go to a
car show in Kenosha.
264
00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:57,059
I want three more
months with my baby boy,
265
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:59,268
and now they're gone
because of your bull!
266
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,892
Way to go, dumb ass!
267
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,433
Ah, it feels good to be back!
268
00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:19,391
Just Kelso and Hyde.
No chick can come between us!
269
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,367
All right. So what do you wanna
do? We can play air hockey,
270
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,182
give Fez a wedgie...
271
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:28,348
Oh, my brother just got a new
stereo, we can throw it off an overpass.
272
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:31,307
Actually, I changed my mind.
I'm gonna get Jackie back.
273
00:18:31,348 --> 00:18:34,390
What? No way. What
about our third-grade pact?
274
00:18:34,431 --> 00:18:37,931
We also made a pact to invent
a formula for invisibility.
275
00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:45,222
- That fell through, too.
- Well... Because you gave up!
276
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,597
Look, Kelso, I never felt this
way about a girl before, okay?
277
00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:56,221
And that pretty much beats our third-grade
pact. I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her.
278
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:58,929
Well, at the hospital, you
said that I could have her.
279
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,220
That was when I didn't think
I still had a shot with her!
280
00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:04,899
Well, you know, for your
information, I still have a shot with her.
281
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:07,011
She accepted my jellybeans.
282
00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:11,303
I don't know what that means,
but you can't have her.
283
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:12,511
You closed the door.
284
00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:14,885
Yeah? Well, now
I'm closing the door on you,
285
00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:17,136
and once again,
I'm swallowing the key!
286
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:20,636
And you're locked inside,
and I'm getting Jackie back!
287
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:25,636
Well, you're gonna lose.
Heh-heh!
288
00:19:25,677 --> 00:19:29,218
Yeah? Well, if by "lose" you
mean "win," then you're right,
289
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,009
I am gonna lose.
290
00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:40,943
Well, thanks a lot for getting
me at the police station,
291
00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:43,133
you two sons of two bitches!
292
00:19:53,716 --> 00:19:55,591
Fez, what happened?
293
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,715
Well, I got arrested. And
they did a background check
294
00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:01,691
and found out that my student visa
expires when I graduate from high school.
295
00:20:01,715 --> 00:20:03,632
What?
296
00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,441
Yeah, now I have to leave the country
after graduation. That's in a week.
297
00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:09,172
And I have to
relearn my native language.
298
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,797
- Good day.
- No, but, Fez...
299
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:30,087
Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the
water tower, we could've helped him out.
300
00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:37,170
They should've x-rayed
your head at the hospital.
301
00:20:37,211 --> 00:20:38,503
They did.
302
00:20:41,169 --> 00:20:43,420
And for your information,
they found nothing.
303
00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:44,794
Mmm!
304
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:52,168
I can't believe our little Fez
is gonna be deported.
305
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,710
God, I wish there was
something we could do.
306
00:20:55,752 --> 00:20:59,752
Maybe I could talk to the
mayor, he owes me one.
307
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,084
Eric, we can't let this happen.
308
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:04,668
If Fez goes back to his country
with those pictures he took,
309
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,167
my panties are
gonna end up on a stamp!
310
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,083
Pop-Tarts? Where's Mom?
311
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,667
She went fishing.
Shut up and eat.
312
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,791
"Dear President Jimmy Carter,
the following is a list of reasons
313
00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:27,707
"why I, Fez, should be allowed
to stay in your great country.
314
00:21:27,749 --> 00:21:31,457
"Number one, I have never gone
number one on your beautiful soil.
315
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,915
"Number two, I have never
gone number two on your..."
316
00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:37,706
Wait, scratch that.
317
00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:41,497
"Number two, Fez is also a word
for a hat. Uncle Sam wears a hat.
318
00:21:41,539 --> 00:21:43,539
"Coincidence? Yes.
319
00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:48,163
"Three, where else am I
going to live? France?"
320
00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:49,330
France.
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