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I'm telling you, the government
has a car that runs on water, man.
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They just don't want us to know,
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because then we'd
buy all the water.
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Then there'd be nothing left
to drink but beer.
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And the government knows
that beer will set us free.
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Hyde, you told us about
that car a million times.
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Can we please talk about
how hungry and horny I am?
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I wish I had a lady
made of pizza,
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or a pizza made of boobs!
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Yeah, hungry, check.
Horny, check.
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It's getting a little old, Fez.
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God, I feel like
I'm Luke Skywalker, you know?
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Remember when he was living on
Tatooine before R2 and 3PO showed up?
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Just working on Uncle Owen's
water farm all day.
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Not even allowed to go
into Toshie Station
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to pick up some
power converters.
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Boring.
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Eric, enough with
the Star Wars crap!
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Whenever you talk
about that stuff, I frown,
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and when I frown,
my skin wrinkles,
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and if I get wrinkles,
my free ride is over.
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And I like my free ride!
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Yeah, we get it.
You're good looking.
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Look, doesn't anybody
have anything new to say?
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So, there's this car
that runs on water, man.
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It runs on water, man!
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Okay, Nina,
I brought you the special.
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One small soda,
one medium popcorn
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and one large Fez,
dark and sweet.
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Fez, you know I've had a lot
of fun hanging out with you.
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Hey, 37 times of fun,
to be exact.
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It would have been 38, but you
know... And then, again, I apologize.
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Now, enjoy your meal. If you
need me, I'll be smelling your neck.
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Fez, I'm starting to feel
like I need some space,
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but I want you to know,
it's not you, it's me.
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Okay. Well, I guess
tonight I'll be doing
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number 12,377 of
the other thing.
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That's sort of gross.
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Hey, it may be gross, but that's
the way I learned how to count.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Six Million Dollar Man.
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That's, like, a $20 jumpsuit
and a $4 haircut.
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Mmm. Where did
all the money go?
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I think we've seen
this episode. Yeah.
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And we were sitting in these
exact same seats when we saw it.
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Actually,
you were sitting over there.
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I remember, 'cause
I could see up your skirt.
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You guys, we do the exact
same thing every day.
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TV, snack, nap. It's...
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You know what?
This isn't a basement,
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this is a nursing home.
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Oh, I know something
new we could do.
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Jackie, Donna, get naked.
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The rest of you guys back off
and give us some room.
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Hello, friends of Fez.
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Hi. Where's Nina?
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Oh, she don't wanna
hang out with me tonight.
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She said she needed some space.
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Ooh!
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Uh-oh.
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That's the same sound
you guys made
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when I told you I was gonna
grow my bangs out.
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Fez, when a girl
says she needs space,
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it means that she's dumping you.
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Oh, no, you don't understand.
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She said it was her and not me.
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Oh!
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That ain't good.
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Oh, what's the big deal?
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Oh, man, I can't tell him.
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This is a job for someone
who's cold, heartless
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and just inhuman.
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Jackie, go for it.
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Fez, when a girl says,
"It's not you, it's me",
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what she really means
is, it's you.
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So, I have really been dumped.
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Yep.
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Here's another tip. When a girl
says she just wants to be friends,
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it means she wants you to do stuff
for her, but she's not gonna put out.
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So, you know,
heads up on that one.
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Yep. Women will screw you
over every chance they get.
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That and breastfeeding.
It just comes natural to 'em.
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So, Haji's girlfriend
finally came to her senses.
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What happened? She
didn't wanna be a fifth wife?
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Haji.
All right.
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Well, it's her loss. The girls in
my Friday night cribbage game
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will be thrilled to have
Fez back at the table.
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You know what? At least Fez
has a social life. Look at us.
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We're hanging out
with my parents.
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Yeah, about that. Feel
free to get the hell out.
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Well, I mean, we
can do better than this.
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You guys, we're gonna
graduate in two months,
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and there is a whole town
out there just waiting for us.
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We just have to, you know,
grab the bull by the horns.
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Okay, but I tell you this
from experience.
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If we're gonna
mess with the bull,
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we'd better have an escape plan.
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Well, what are the
popular kids doing tonight?
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Well, I'll bet they're not
hanging around with their parents
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giving them snarky looks.
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Well, I remember when
the Brady kids got bored,
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and then that fat kid,
Oliver, showed up.
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It just all turned around. They
got in a pie fight and everything.
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You know what? Kelso might
actually be on to something.
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Maybe we should look for
someone new to hang out with.
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All right!
We're getting a fat kid!
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You know,
instead of adding someone,
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maybe you should think
about weeding out a few.
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Like you, and you, and you.
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I'm your son.
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I can't play favorites.
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You know, if you're looking for a
new friend, how about Lance Crawford?
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He's such a nice boy.
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Mom, Lance Crawford and I
hate each other.
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You're just obsessed with getting
his mother's peach cobbler recipe.
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Well, what kind of a woman
keeps a recipe a secret?
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If that recipe were the polio
vaccine, we'd all be in wheelchairs!
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I don't like Lance Crawford.
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He's always staring at me
in this really creepy way.
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And this one time, I saw him
fiddling around in my locker.
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When I opened it, there was a rose
inside, and my gym socks were missing.
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Donna, a little advice. You're
not gonna want those socks back.
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I can't think of anyone new
I wanna hang out with.
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All the girls I know are
either too snobby or too slutty.
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Yeah, I'm not good
with the snobs,
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but slutty's
my bread and butter.
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You know what we need are people
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with stuff to offer,
like Mark Herman.
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He's got that dirt bike.
I always liked him.
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Sold it last week.
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That punk. He's out.
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Hey, Carrie Gerber
has a trampoline.
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Carrie Gerber also
has a big hairy mole.
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I don't wanna be bouncing
around and get tangled up in that.
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Eric? Eric.
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Honey, there's someone here
to see you.
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Mom, if this another one of
Dad's Marine Corps recruiters,
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I'm gonna run away, I swear.
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Lance Crawford? Mom.
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Hello, Eric. Your father
and I were just discussing
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how unrealistically space
travel is portrayed in Star Wars.
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It was a long time ago,
in a galaxy far, far away.
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Look, you either
buy it, or you don't!
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What a lively conversation.
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I'll get some sodas.
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No, please, allow me.
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Why don't you stay here and chat
with Mr. Unrealistic Space Travel.
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Yes, I'd love to explain
the practical impossibility
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of the so-called lightsaber.
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You son of a...
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Red alert, you guys.
Red alert!
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Lance Crawford
is in the building!
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I'm getting the hell outta here!
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Wait, wait.
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What if he sees us sneaking out?
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Oh, Donna, leave one
of your socks behind.
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What? It'll distract him.
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Nina, I thought we were so
happy together. What happened?
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Fez, right now
I'm at a point in my...
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Oh, cut the crap, heartbreaker.
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I want the truth!
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Okay, the truth is
you're too needy.
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Too needy?
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I'm sorry, but a man in
his sexual prime has needs.
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And you are lucky to have
such a stallion at your disposal.
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No, your needs are fine,
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it's your neediness
that's the problem.
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Then why didn't you say that?
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I didn't want you
to make a scene.
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You didn't want me
to make a scene?
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You didn't want me
to make a scene?
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Ha!
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You dump Fez! I dump
fries! There's your scene!
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Here's a dollar.
Sorry about the scene.
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Oh, poor Fez. Too
depressed to leave his room.
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That's it. You guys,
we gotta cheer him up.
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Eric, knock first.
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If Fez is alone, I'm guessing
he's not wearing pants.
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Oh, awesome!
Wait. Let's catch him.
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Whoa!
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Check out all this great stuff.
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Oh my God.
Is that a race-car bed?
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Oh, I call shotgun!
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Hey!
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Oh! Fezzie,
come on out.
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I can't.
I'm not wearing pants.
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Told you!
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Nina told me why she dumped
me. She said I was too needy.
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Am I too needy? Tell me!
I need to know!
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Fez, I'm sorry, man.
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You're the definition of needy.
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Remember, one time, you
called me at 3:00 in the morning
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just to make sure
we were still friends?
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Look, if you wanna
get Nina back,
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you gotta act
like you don't care.
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But I don't know how to do that.
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Well, we can help you.
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Oh! We'll rebuild you like
the Six Million Dollar Man!
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Fez One to Control.
We have lift-off.
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All systems are go.
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Proceeding to eat candy.
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Uh-oh. Emergency! Emergency!
We are breaking up.
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I repeat,
Nina and I are breaking up.
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Fez, a teenager,
a boy with needs.
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
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We can make him more appealing
to Nina, by making him less needy.
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We can make him cooler,
suaver, aloofer.
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"Aloofer"?
Is that even a word?
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We can make it one.
We have the technology.
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Initiate female
reaction sequence.
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Release the girls.
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Hey, Fez, looking good.
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Love the outfit.
Totally bionic.
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You mean nothing to me.
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Oh, no.
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He's no longer needy.
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And because of that,
I want him even more.
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Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
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Terrific job.
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Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
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Whoa. Doctor.
Whoa.
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Oh, I see.
In order to get Nina,
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I have to act like
I don't need her.
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Well, fine.
I don't need Nina.
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I don't need women.
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I don't need anything!
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Oh!
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Eric sure is taking an awfully
long time with those sodas.
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I'm sure it's no
reflection on you, Lance.
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He probably just wants to
make sure a good friend like you
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gets the freshest
soda available.
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I know Eric doesn't
like me, Mrs. Forman.
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I only came over for the chance
to see my beautiful Donna.
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And after I make
my fortune in robots,
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00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,573
I'm gonna come back
to this Podunk town,
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buy whatever flour mill
Eric is working at,
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fire him,
and make Donna my wife.
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00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,913
You're a creepy kid.
You know that?
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Mrs. Forman,
I think we both know
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the real reason you
invited me over here.
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00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:41,173
You're after Mother's coveted
peach cobbler recipe, no?
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00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:44,343
Your mom makes peach
cobbler? I had no idea.
251
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:49,181
Please, let's speak frankly.
252
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,810
I have something you want,
and you have something I want.
253
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,731
We're not in a
position to just give you Donna.
254
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,900
We could give you Eric.
255
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,114
Mother tasted your stuffing at
the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot,
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00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,908
and ever since then
she's wanted the recipe.
257
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,786
I've been instructed
to arrange a swap.
258
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,750
Don't you have any
weird friends to play with?
259
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,918
Friends are for the weak.
260
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,053
Okay, you guys.
Meet Julie.
261
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,723
She's got two horses,
a brand-new Firebird,
262
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and her dad works for Six Flags!
263
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,187
Hello, Julie!
264
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,609
Hey, Hyde.
Love your hair.
265
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,778
You can touch it if you want.
266
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,489
Oh, get lost, skankoid.
We're all full.
267
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:52,953
Damn, Jackie! She's got
a Firebird and two horses!
268
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,956
We could've raced 'em!
269
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,628
All right, that's it. I'm
gonna go ask Jake Bradley.
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00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,021
I know, I know.
We've all been thinking it,
271
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,714
but no one's had
the guts to ask him,
272
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:06,192
'cause he's the quarterback, and
we're just a bunch of jellyheads.
273
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,469
But you know what I say?
I say we shoot for the stars.
274
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,430
And that star is Jake
Bradley! Jake Bradley!
275
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:22,232
All right, Fez. There's Nina.
Now remember, you're a new man.
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00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,401
You don't need her,
or anything else.
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00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:28,405
Got it. I am cooler,
suaver, aloofer.
278
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,990
There you go.
279
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,330
Oh, hi, Fez.
280
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,539
Oh, you wish, baby.
281
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,920
Why don't you take your "Hi, Fez"
act, and try it on someone else?
282
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,964
'Cause I don't need it.
283
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:50,636
Nice work, Fez.
284
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,118
Shut up. I don't
need your accolades.
285
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,476
How can you give away
your stuffing recipe, Kitty?
286
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,478
It's the one thing that we have
287
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,647
that's better than
everyone else's.
288
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:05,484
Our house? Crappier.
289
00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,570
Our son? Crappier.
290
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,073
Our stuffing? Better!
291
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,331
Okay, Lance.
Here you go.
292
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,172
Excellent.
Mother will be most pleased.
293
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,050
Oh, you be sure to say hi.
Such a nice lady.
294
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,680
Please, Mrs. Forman, there's
no need to keep up the charade.
295
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:36,598
Fine. She's cold.
Get out.
296
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,604
I just want you to know
that I don't need these fries.
297
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,777
I choose to eat them because
I desire their salty taste.
298
00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:53,114
Please, just take the fries.
299
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,912
You need me to
take them, don't you?
300
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,121
Needy bastard.
301
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,960
Hi, Fez.
Can I talk to you?
302
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:09,130
Oh, you need permission, do you?
303
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:12,551
I think I was a little too
hasty breaking up with you.
304
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,511
Really?
305
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,346
Yes. I like the new Fez.
306
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,515
What about the old Fez?
307
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,934
Not so much.
308
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,478
You know what, Nina?
309
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,522
There's only one Fez,
310
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,649
and that is a Fez with needs.
311
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,755
And if you don't like that,
then we shouldn't be together.
312
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,614
But, Fez, I...
Shh!
313
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,080
Sorry, baby.
It's over.
314
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,959
Oh, and, Nina,
it's not me, it's you.
315
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,133
Ladies of The Hub,
316
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,137
why do we try to act
like we have no needs?
317
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,889
I have needs.
318
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:03,184
For instance, I need a date
for Saturday night. Any takers?
319
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,021
You, blondie. You there,
with the glasses.
320
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,651
What about the redhead
trying to cover her face?
321
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,824
12,378, here I come.
322
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,377
Hey. So, I went
to see Jake Bradley.
323
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,714
You mean Jake Bradley?
324
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,430
Yes. To see if he
wanted to hang out.
325
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,891
And you know what
Mr. Cool Guy was doing?
326
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,560
Just hanging out in his
basement with his friends,
327
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,605
and they were watching
The Six Million Dollar Man.
328
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,027
It was eerie.
329
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,362
Was there a skinny guy
dating this really hot chick
330
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,531
who's way out of his league?
331
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:03,162
You know, there was.
332
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:07,082
Wait. Does this mean we're
not getting a fat kid to play with?
333
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,419
No, man. We don't
need anyone else.
334
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,673
You know what? We've only got
two months until graduation,
335
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,216
and we can't waste
a second of that.
336
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,510
Forman's right.
Let's seize the day, man.
337
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,934
Hey, weren't we supposed
to seize something, man?
338
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,605
You know what the Six
Million Dollar Man should have?
339
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,816
A bionic nose.
340
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,860
You could smell everything!
341
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,531
Guys, all I know, is that we
should really appreciate this,
342
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:43,243
'cause I don't think we're gonna
be able to do this in college.
343
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,581
This peach cobbler is amazing!
344
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,500
Now, who would leave a whole pan
345
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,253
of peach cobbler
just sitting on a counter?
346
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,507
See?
We don't need anyone else.
347
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,594
We have lots of interesting
things to say. Right?
348
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,100
Hey, there's this car
that runs on water.
349
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,144
It runs on water, man!
350
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,244
Careful. I know it looks like a
race car, but it's really a bed.
351
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,369
Please don't make a mess.
352
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,580
The maid doesn't
come until Thursday.
353
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:33,127
Watch it! That is a present
from my cousin in Hong Kong.
354
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,629
Who has been dropping
Milk Duds on my carpet?
355
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:39,007
Who has been dropping
Milk Duds on my carpet?
356
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,845
Screw this.
I'm going to Eric's.
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