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Here you go.
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Two chops, two strips.
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Run me my meat!
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Yes, Chef!
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I used context clues
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to figure out you
needed more steaks.
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Uh, would you put these out
and stop saying, "Yes, Chef"?
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Yes, Chef.
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Sorry, Chef.
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Quite a yardecue
you're throwing.
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Oh, babe, we had
to celebrate.
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I mean, the Fuse Box
is finally in the black.
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Hallelujah!
Look, not that black.
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Your profit was only $611.
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That's still a profit.
Well, yeah.
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Then you decided
to go and celebrate
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and buy a thousand-dollar grill.
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Oh. Ooh! No negative talk
around my grill, Tina.
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And by the way, I wouldn't
eat that potato salad.
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Miss Kim made it.
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The only thing worse
than the aftertaste
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is the taste-taste.
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I thought it was egg salad.
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Hey, get away from that.
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Dave, do you have
any Worcestershire
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in one of your 19 pockets?
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No, but I've got
something even better.
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Check this out. Cruelty-free,
low-sodium, small-batch,
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locally-sourced, artisanal,
heart-healthy rub.
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Oh. Wow.
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You say it's artisanal?
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Yeah, yeah. What?
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Ooh!
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Still got it.
Hey, Grover?
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Come here.
What do you need, Mr. Calvin?
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Would you run to
the corner store
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and get me some
Worcestershire,
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a bag of ice, and play
my number for me?
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Six, nine, seven.
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Straight or boxed?
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Straight. Go on now.
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I-I'll go with you.
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Uh, Gemma, your son's
a teenager now.
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He can walk to
Cresthaven by himself.
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You're right. Hmm.
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How did I become the mother
of a teenager?
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Well, it was 2010,
and we were riding high
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from that sexually charged
Bonnie Raitt concert.
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One thing led
to another, and...
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Yeah, yeah,
I remember the night.
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I just mean, he's grown so much,
and I don't feel older.
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Although my stomach's
not feeling great.
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Oh, I just had some
of Miss Kim's bread pudding.
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I thought those
were enchiladas.
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It's potato salad,
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and I think
we need to throw that out.
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Gladly.
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Hey, Pop.
Sorry we're late.
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Yeah, we were at Ernie's
at the trivia tournament
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with the Fuse Box staff.
You should have stopped by.
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Well, Marty, I'm not staff,
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and neither are you.
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We're management.
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You shouldn't be
blurring the lines like that.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
What would they have said
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if I didn't show up?
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They would say
that you're the boss.
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Yeah. I'm-I'm not like a...
I'm not like a boss boss.
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I'm a fun boss.
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Malcolm was there.
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Malcolm, tell Daddy
how fun I was.
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Oh, yeah, Pop.
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They were making fun of Marty
all day.
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Not "fun of."
"Fun with."
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Marty. You can't get all
buddy-buddy with the employees.
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Listen, I've been doing this
for a long time,
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and I'm in it to make money,
not be popular.
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Yeah, well, I'm glad
to hear you say that, Pop,
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because from the way
they were talking about you,
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you are definitely not popular.
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Behind!
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Chef, if I may.
You may not.
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Well, I was actually
going to agree with you.
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Oh. Proceed.
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Down at the VA,
we've had a series
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of mandatory three-hour,
healthy workplace seminars,
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which, by the way,
are fantastic.
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In my opinion, they
should be six hours.
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Anyway, what I've learned
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is that properly managing
power dynamics is crucial
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to a healthy workplace.
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Huh. Well, Dave,
you know, for that,
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you get to flip the steaks.
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Yes, Chef.
Thank you, Chef.
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Sorry, Chef.
Sorry, Calvin.
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Oh!
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Y'all finished
my cheesy, three-bean salad.
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Good thing
I got some more.
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Did she just pull that
out of her seat?
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Nasty. Just nasty.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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This is great.
Oh, isn't it?
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No, Marty.
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I see people eating
and chatting
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and hoverboarding
and TikTok-ing,
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but you know what I don't see?
What?
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People working.
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Our company repairs
electric vehicles.
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The vehicles are over there.
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The people that I'm paying
to work on them
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are over there,
but we don't make money
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until they get together here.
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Dad, for people
in my generation,
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work-life balance is key.
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People work while they play.
That's how work gets done.
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That's not what work is.
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My man.
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Work isn't supposed to be fun.
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That's why they call it "work."
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It comes from the Latin--
"Bustus thy gluteus maximus."
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Morning, Mr. B.
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What up, nerd?
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Courtney.
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, Dad, come on.
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Courtney and I
are old friends.
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We worked together
at JPL for years.
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Well, you're not coworkers
anymore, all right?
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She works for you now.
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This place will
never be productive
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if you keep treating it
like a Dave & Buster's.
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Okay. Dad,
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I am co-owner of this company.
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I have a say
in how things are run.
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And this-this is hardly
a Dave & Buster's.
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Where do you want this, boss?
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A foosball table?
Right over there.
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Take it back to the store.
I'm-I'm the boss.
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I'm the boss.
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Well, I ordered this.
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Take it back.
Got to pull it.
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My man. My man.
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And so I was like,
"Ow, ow, ow!"
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And that's when
I took off my shoe,
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and I realized
it wasn't a pebble.
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It was a Skittle.
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Which you threw away?
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Sure. In my mouth.
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Aw. Why did I even ask you?
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Oh, great. Let's hurry.
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Why?
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It's just that construction
workers aren't very enlightened
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when it comes to women.
Okay.
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Hey, excuse me?
Just ignore them.
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Your cans!
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Wow. Original.
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You want me to grab 'em?
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In your dreams!
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Okay, well,
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your-your peaches fell out
onto the sidewalk.
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Oh, you mean those cans?
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Yes, I will take those.
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Thank you.
Hey, no problem.
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Have a great day, ma'am.
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Ma'am?
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Seemed pretty
enlightened to me.
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What do you know?
You eat candy out of your shoe!
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Really, Dad? A time clock?
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Well, as you say,
we're both bosses.
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So if you decided
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to let the employees have
a foosball table, fine,
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but I'm not going to
pay them to use it.
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So now they clock out
when they start playing,
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and when they're done,
they clock back in.
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Hey, hey!
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Here you go, everyone.
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You guys are all clocked out.
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So as you guys
like to say, turn up.
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You aren't really
doing this.
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What's going on?
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Oh, the cereal bar
is closed.
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If you're not here
by 9:00 a.m.,
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you miss breakfast.
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Dad...
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Cereal is not
just for breakfast.
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Yeah, Mr. B., us
millennials are really
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into hacking
our metabolisms,
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so we eat
a lot of micro meals.
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That's just snacking.
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Your generation can't
rename snacks.
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I know snacks.
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I've been a snacker.
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I'm from a long line
of snackers.
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I keep a snack
in the backpack, Jack.
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♪ ♪
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So, you wanted these men
to hoot at you?
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No, it's gross.
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I just want them to want
to hoot at me.
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I mean,
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when you lose
construction workers...
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Gemma,
listen to yourself.
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I know.
I know it's crazy, but...
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it just seems
like a minute ago,
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I was at a kegger in a cornfield
with my high school friends,
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drunk, dirty dancing with boys,
trying to ride cows.
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Not loving this story.
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What do you mean,
"ride cows"?
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We rode cows.
We were the cool kids.
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But the point is,
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all of a sudden,
here I am getting "ma'am-ed."
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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I remember my first ma'am.
It was tough.
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But I was older
than you, though.
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That's what I'm saying.
But I'm the only one
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who's run a company
before, Marty.
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I know, Dad, but you're
stuck in the past.
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Dave, talk some sense
into your man.
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What's wrong?
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What's right?
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None of his employees
respect him.
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One of them snatched
a donut out of his hand
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and called him nerd.
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Not inaccurate.
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But not appropriate, either.
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Come on, Dave,
back me up.
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Well, uh, keeping
office dynamics informal
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can foster
collaboration, but...
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leadership does require
a clear organizational hierarchy
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to facilitate decision making.
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Translation:
I'm right, right?
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Yes, Chef.
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You don't understand.
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Courtney and I have been
friends for a long time.
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Yeah.
With benefits.
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Say what?
Huh?
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Malcolm, what kind
of whisper was that?
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Come on, Marty, Pops doesn't
know what benefits means.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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It means pension,
health care, or smashing.
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And I know she didn't
give you health care.
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Look, it-it was
a couple of months ago.
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Courtney and I were out
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for a trivia night
with the gang from JPL.
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Oh, yeah, you know, Pop.
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He made me come
join the team,
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and those geeks didn't
even learn my name.
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Kept calling me
"Sports Guy."
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Malcolm, do you mind?
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I'm just saying,
that's insulting, okay?
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I know more than
just sports--
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I know history,
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I know philosophy, I know
when to sit the hell down.
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Anyway, the contest was
down to the wire,
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and Courtney correctly
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identified
SpongeBob's species:
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Aplysina fistularis.
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Damn. You know,
one thing led to another.
259
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,410
Yeah, I know what it led to.
I have two sons.
260
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,110
The next morning we realized
this wasn't us.
261
00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,350
We're better off as friends.
262
00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:55,450
Yeah, but, Marty, the fact is,
263
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,290
you slept with an employee.
264
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,620
No, no, no, I would never.
265
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,160
I hired her
after we slept together.
266
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,090
Because you slept together?
267
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,430
No, no.
She's a brilliant engineer.
268
00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:09,030
Would it have been fair
to reject her
269
00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,200
because we slept together?
270
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,870
No. No, no, no.
That would be bad, too.
271
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,070
Every version of this is bad.
272
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,240
Malcolm,
just set those over there.
273
00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,310
All right.
274
00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:25,550
Wow, the place is looking good.
275
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,920
Where is everybody?
276
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,690
I don't know. Maybe Marty's
sleeping with all of them.
277
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,060
It's not that big of a deal.
278
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,960
Yes, it is, Tina. It's messy.
279
00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:38,960
There's some lines
that shouldn't be crossed.
280
00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:41,500
Like knowing what
your coworkers look like naked.
281
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,430
Well, no one's here, Dad.
282
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,140
See what you did?
283
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,310
I think it's
see what you did.
284
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,640
People think they can just show
up for work anytime they want.
285
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:56,140
No, Dad, three of our engineers
are at a taco truck
286
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,680
getting breakfast burritos
287
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,450
because you closed
the cereal bar.
288
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,350
And two of our programmers
have job interviews
289
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,850
at another tech company
where they have air hockey
290
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,090
and unlimited cold brew on tap.
291
00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:08,160
See, right there.
Drinking on the job?
292
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,830
That's crossing the line.
293
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,400
Cold brew is coffee, baby.
294
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,700
Where did you read that, babe,
on the Reddit?
295
00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:22,940
Daddy, it's just Reddit.
296
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,980
Hey, Malcolm, great job
at trivia the other night.
297
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,950
It's so great
to finally have a sports ringer.
298
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,750
Because, you know,
your nerd brother is no help.
299
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,950
Yeah, you know what, Courtney?
300
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,960
I am not just a baseball coach.
301
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,360
Mm.
Yeah.
302
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,660
Why don't you try asking me
a smart-person question?
303
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,800
Something intellectual,
like who wrote Dante's Inferno?
304
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:52,230
Well, obviously,
that would be Dante.
305
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,340
Well, that was a bad example!
306
00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:01,840
Ugh. I mean, Marty has
no real food here.
307
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:04,010
I mean, would you look at this?
308
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,110
Just pieces of green paper.
309
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,650
That's seaweed.
310
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,190
And he paid $8.99 for it.
311
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,190
This is nothing
but beach garbage.
312
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,390
For that price,
I could have bought
313
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,860
a pack of chicken thighs.
314
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,930
Calvin, look, I know
it's hard having a partner.
315
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,370
Like when your dad brought you
into the business
316
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,600
at the Pit Stop.
317
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,700
Oh, do not get me started
about that man.
318
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,170
He was stubborn
and stuck in his ways.
319
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,540
No. Okay, no. I see
what you're doing here,
320
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,210
but this is different. You know?
321
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,880
I was trying to show my dad
322
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,780
how to keep up with the times.
323
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,350
Which is not the same
as me trying to show Marty
324
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,060
how we did things in the past.
325
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,660
It's-it's just different.
That's all.
326
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,030
I didn't say a word.
I know.
327
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,460
But your face is very loud.
328
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,470
Look, Calvin, we're blessed.
329
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:04,070
We just celebrated your first
profit after eight months.
330
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,540
That never happens.
331
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,480
70% of new businesses fail.
332
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,740
So whatever these
little weirdos are doing,
333
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,350
clearly it's working, baby.
334
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,920
So, what, you just want me
to sit back
335
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,850
and let them make me rich?
336
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,060
No, I heard your face.
Don't worry about it.
337
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,230
Hey, Gem.
338
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,740
It's "ma'am" now.
339
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,610
Come on, Gemma,
you are not a ma'am.
340
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:44,150
You are the opposite of a ma'am.
341
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,510
Oh, so I'm a sir.
342
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,380
Thanks a lot.
Okay.
343
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,320
Gemma. Gemma, come on.
344
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,120
So you have a teenager now.
345
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:54,390
So what? You are still hot.
346
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,490
Yeah, you're fire.
You know that?
347
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,230
You look great in yoga pants.
348
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,130
Even now in these
dirty sweatpants
349
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,800
with your-- with
your messy hair
350
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,030
and-and chocolate
all over your face.
351
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,940
Yeah, that's... No. Yeah,
that's right. Down there.
352
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,010
No, now you're--
353
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,540
Now you're spreading it
onto your neck.
354
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,410
Okay, look, stop.
Just stop it, please.
355
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,880
Gemma, the point is,
you are smoking hot,
356
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,250
and those jerks out there
are all wrong.
357
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,650
Hey!
358
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,630
Sorry, that was way more
aggressive than I intended.
359
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,400
Uh, hey, guys, just curious.
360
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,900
Have you seen a gorgeous
blonde woman
361
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,140
go in that house?
Yeah.
362
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,840
Yeah. Well, then, why the hell
haven't you said anything?
363
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,310
I don't follow.
364
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:49,080
Okay, you guys are
construction workers.
365
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,010
You're supposed to
cat call women.
366
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,710
That was my wife, and...
367
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,220
you hurt her feelings.
368
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,720
We're supposed to be respectful.
369
00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,320
No. No, you're not.
370
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,390
Next time
you see my wife,
371
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:06,260
keep the word "ma'am"
out your mouth.
372
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,960
It's not us.
373
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,400
We had an HR seminar
374
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,000
on fostering a healthy
workplace.
375
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,970
Believe me,
your wife is a smoke show.
376
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,470
Thank you for saying that.
377
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,880
Also, dial it back.
378
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,880
Hey, hey, little buddy.
379
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,750
I got to ask.
380
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,690
How did a guy like you
get a woman that hot?
381
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,320
You got to be rich, right?
382
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,060
Are you one of those
crypto guys?
383
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,760
No, I'm not one
of those crypto guys.
384
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,330
I'm very good-looking
and I'm funny.
385
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,070
And financially, I do just fine.
386
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,930
Good for you, sir.
387
00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:46,870
Dave, what are you doing?
388
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,770
Now I don't know anymore.
389
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,270
According to them,
you're smoking hot,
390
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:53,140
and I'm...
391
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,440
I'm just some homely troll.
392
00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:59,510
They called me hot?
393
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,750
Oh, that's sweet.
394
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,250
You guys are pigs!
395
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:10,930
Oh, boom! Game, sucker.
396
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,060
Ha ha! Yeah.
397
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,030
I'm going to go back to work.
398
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,600
Oh, really, Courtney?
399
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,140
Now that you start losing,
all of a sudden you got to work?
400
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,740
You know what? I don't like
playing against people who spin.
401
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,680
You damn right I spin.
402
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,710
You gotta spin to win.
403
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Well, this ain't over, spinner.
404
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,790
I think you mean "winner."
405
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:44,130
Well, check you out, Dad.
Embracing the culture.
406
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,730
Oh, I am beating
the culture's ass.
407
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,430
You know, Marty, I see why
you like these people.
408
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,670
They're fun. Right, Calvin?
409
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:56,200
Yeah. You know, I...
410
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,910
could have been a
little judgmental.
411
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:03,110
And on those rare occasions
when I'm not right,
412
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,310
I've learned to defer
to my partner,
413
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,780
who has been doing
a great job, man.
414
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,750
Thanks, Dad.
415
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:13,190
Somebody pinch me.
416
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:17,130
So, who's the pregnant girl?
417
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,260
Who are you talking about?
418
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,000
That girl right there.
The pregnant one.
419
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,800
No...
Is she pointing at...
420
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,870
No, no, no, no.
'Cause she--
421
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,400
she doesn't know
what she's talking about.
422
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,040
I don't know what?
423
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,440
I don't know, guys.
424
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,910
Your mother has an
amazing baby-dar.
425
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,210
It's a weird talent.
426
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,480
We've been trying
to figure out
427
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,050
how to monetize it.
428
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,950
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you saying?
429
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,050
Are you saying
Courtney's pregnant?
430
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,520
Courtney?
431
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,490
That's Courtney?
432
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,630
Yes.
Your Courtney?
433
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,260
Well...
Yes.
434
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,170
Did you-- No, no, no, no.
435
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,730
You better not tell me that
you got that girl pregnant!
436
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,870
Wait a minute.
If you're having a baby,
437
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,410
that means I'm a grandma.
438
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,640
I'm a little nervous.
Yeah.
439
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,610
But I'm excited.
Yeah.
440
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:11,410
So I guess I'm nervous-skited.
441
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:14,220
But I'm very disappointed
in you!
Ow, ow, ow!
442
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,320
I just don't know
how to feel.
Calm down.
443
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,550
Mom, you don't know that.
444
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,790
Well, then, go ask her.
445
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:25,130
Mommy, I can't ask
a woman if she's pregnant.
446
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,230
Well, I can.
No.
447
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,300
Babe. Babe. Babe...
448
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,900
Daddy, please do something.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
449
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,570
Stop, Mama! Mama...
450
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:33,870
Please, please, please...
Please don't.
451
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,710
Hey, sweetie. How you doing?
452
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,340
I'm good, Mrs. B.
453
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,710
Oh. You know,
you have beautiful skin.
454
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,450
You're glowing.
455
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,980
Thank you.
456
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,250
You know, a woman
in the grocery store
457
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,380
told me that yesterday?
458
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,150
I bet.
459
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,550
So, what you got there?
460
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,560
Oh, chicharrones and yogurt.
461
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,560
I know it's weird,
but I can't stop eating it.
462
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,060
Um, you know...
So good.
463
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,960
...I think we
need to talk.
464
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:05,670
Oh. Okay.
Yeah. So...
465
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,170
What is happening in there?
466
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,040
Oh, no, just let your mama
do her thing, all right?
467
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,670
Everybody just chill. Calm down.
468
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:13,310
Everybody chill out!
Just chill out!
But what is happening?
469
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,350
Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
470
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,910
Courtney's crying.
Oh, no. But that
can mean anything.
471
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,490
But your mama's smiling.
Even so. Even so.
472
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,530
Oh, you in trouble.
473
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,600
So you can buy a nine-dollar
bag of seaweed,
474
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,130
but can't buy a
two-dollar condom?
475
00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,310
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