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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,849 (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE" PLAYING ON STEREO) 2 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,380 Josie's on a vacation far away 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,660 Come around and talk it over 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,780 WOMAN (SINGING ALONG): So many things that I wanna say 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,180 You know I like my girls a little bit older 6 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,420 I just wanna use your love tonight 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,220 Ooh! 8 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,460 Unh, unh. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,363 I don't wanna lose your love tonight 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,365 Unh. 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,020 I ain't got many friends left to talk to 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,205 Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,300 You know I'd do anything for you 14 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,860 Stay the night but keep it undercover 15 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:59,410 I just wanna use your love tonight 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,260 Oh, yeah 17 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,127 I don't wanna lose your love tonight 18 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,980 (TIRES SCREECH) 19 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,404 (THUD & GLASS SHATTERING) 20 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,405 (GROANS) 21 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,811 Shit. 22 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,122 What the hell? 23 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,980 Oh, man. Not another one. 24 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,643 I shouldn't have been looking for my ChapStick, buddy. 25 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,571 You're just stunned, I think. 26 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,020 Yeah. I mean, you got the wind knocked out of you. 27 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,300 I did that on a jungle gym. 28 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,644 Had the wind knocked out of me too. 29 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,060 I'll give you a couple seconds. You'll be fine. 30 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,561 Yeah. 31 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,700 Come on. 32 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,060 Maybe you just need a little... 33 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,801 You want mouth-to-mouth, man? 34 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,820 Maybe that'll help. 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,580 I just... I don't want you to bite my mouth. 36 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,082 (BLOWING AIR) 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,449 There you go. That's helping. 38 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,100 Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man. 39 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,020 Get up on all fours. You can... 40 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,921 (DEER GRUNTS THEN TAMMY SCREAMS) 41 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,620 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 42 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,009 Attaboy! Run! 43 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,620 Look at you go! There you go! 44 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,804 Got a good gait. 45 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,020 Got a good gait. Yes! 46 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,524 (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE" PLAYING ON STEREO) 47 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,366 Your love... 48 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,380 (LOCK CLICKS) 49 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,340 KEITH: Where are my chicken sandwiches, Larry? Come on, let's go. 50 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,180 Somebody get these. Oh, my God. 51 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,860 Tammy, get over here. 52 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,020 You're late again. Do you own a watch much? 53 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,460 I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere. 54 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,460 KEITH: You look like crud. Oh, my God. 55 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,849 Get off the floor. 56 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,140 Tammy, my office. Now. 57 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,928 TAMMY: I'm coming, Keith. God. 58 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:34,167 Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am? 59 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,420 Sucking dick and kissing ass? 60 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,580 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 61 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,420 Excuse me, Keith. We need some more ketchup. 62 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,420 Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America. 63 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,366 - It was English. - That wasn't English. 64 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,500 - Is that blood? - TAMMY: Yeah. 65 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,380 A deer hit my car on the way in. 66 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,740 - You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding. 67 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,140 KEITH: Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later. 68 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,020 Tammy, I'm terminating your employment at Topperjack's. 69 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,540 You've gotta be shitting me. 70 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,460 No, I'm terminating your employment. I need your badge. 71 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,540 What ba...? You mean my name tag? 72 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,700 - Yes, exactly. I need your badge back. - TAMMY: It's not a badge. 73 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,540 It's a name tag, and you made me buy it with my own money. 74 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,780 That's company policy. I need it back. 75 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,080 Well, I need you to stop sweating through your shirts and grossing everybody out. 76 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,660 It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat. 77 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,980 - Not like that. Not like that. - KEITH: It's how it is. 78 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,820 - That shit's medical. - KEITH: Listen! 79 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,500 Tammy, you have already been fired. I have already terminated your employment. 80 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,340 You are at least 40 seconds fired... 81 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,340 so please exit the Topperjack's. 82 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,140 Fine. You know what? I'm gonna give you this. 83 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,380 - Tammy. - TAMMY: I got it here. 84 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,740 - KEITH: It's your middle finger. - No. 85 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,940 Poom. 86 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,580 Read between the lines. 87 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,180 I knew that you were gonna do it, so it's not as good. 88 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,620 - I get it, Tammy. - Poom. You get that? 89 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,420 - KEITH: What is that? - A little version of this. 90 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,241 Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out. 91 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,460 You dick. You know what? 92 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,340 Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits. 93 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,340 - You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick. - Those are Topperjack's supplies. 94 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,260 You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's. 95 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,684 - Oh. - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now! 96 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,060 For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due. 97 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,780 - Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the special sauce. 98 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,340 KEITH: Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers. 99 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,820 Those buns are still good. Just change the hats. 100 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,180 Yeah. 101 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,365 - Yeah, that's what I thought. - I'm calling the police! 102 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:35,860 Uh, just thought you should know that the meat here is real shitty. 103 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,900 - Oh, God. - Real, real, real shitty. 104 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,820 - That's the truth. - That's not true. 105 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,660 That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird. 106 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,780 It's 110 percent chicken. 107 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,580 Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes. 108 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,340 My gut fear, it's mostly dick and beak. 109 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,500 - She's disgruntled. - You know what? 110 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,700 - WOMAN: Oh. - KEITH: Aah, my elbow! 111 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,380 TAMMY: Poom. 112 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,300 Later, loser. 113 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,564 (CHUCKLES) 114 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,443 Oh, are you...? 115 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,620 Shit. 116 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,884 You kidding me? 117 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,322 (METAL CLAN KING) 118 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,202 Aw, man. 119 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,486 Shit. 120 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,540 TAMMY: A little help? A little help? 121 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,940 A little help! Come on! 122 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,020 Yeah, karma. 123 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,841 Yeah, we'll see. 124 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,900 TAMMY: God. Hey, Greg. I'm home. 125 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,060 Think your ringer's off. I've been calling you. 126 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,580 That asshole Keith fired me. 127 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,060 Can you believe that shit? Like, who would wanna work there? 128 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,580 (ON STEREO) How much I feel 129 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,500 Feel for you, baby 130 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,286 What's going on here? 131 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,580 Hey, Tammy. 132 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,003 Wow, you're home so early. 133 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,300 - I'm sorry you got fired. - TAMMY: Shut up, Missi. 134 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,260 Why are you in my house making my husband dinner? 135 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,420 Uh, actually, I made her dinner. 136 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,620 You're gonna get your ass kicked. 137 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,820 You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...? 138 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,660 Ow! Shit. 139 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,100 I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me. 140 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,660 Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth. 141 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,620 You scratched my tongue. 142 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,260 I'm leaving you, Greg. 143 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,604 I'm taking the household money and getting out of here. 144 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,100 God! Nice, Greg! 145 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,260 You have to cheat with the neighbor? 146 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,260 You can forget about me feeding your stupid cats, Missi. 147 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:36,540 - I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch. - For what? 148 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,249 For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for. 149 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,100 Why is there only $63 in here, Greg? 150 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,489 Whatever. I'm keeping all of it. 151 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,980 - Ow! Shit. - Are you okay? 152 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,086 I'm fine! 153 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,131 I feel great. Pervs. 154 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,970 Assholes. 155 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,363 You two deserve each other. 156 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,300 Shit. 157 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,780 Goddamn it. 158 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,780 Just don't touch anything. 159 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,521 And don't let her touch my underwear. 160 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,640 You know, you never made me dinner. Not even once. 161 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,888 And it smells really good too. 162 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,580 Yeah, I'll see you in court! 163 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,780 I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner! 164 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,487 Assholes. 165 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,980 Missi Jenkins is a whore! 166 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,740 And I kicked her ass! 167 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,220 Kicked her stupid ass. 168 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,580 Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you! 169 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,980 Because I won't call you back! 170 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,420 No fucking way! 171 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,220 I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit! 172 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,085 Mom! 173 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,660 Mom! 174 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:03,820 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 175 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,129 TAMMY: Mom, open the door! 176 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,340 Greg's cheating on me, Mom. 177 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,740 - What? - Yeah, I know. 178 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,620 What a jerk, right? 179 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,460 What happened? 180 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,060 I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins... 181 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,660 are having, like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table. 182 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,980 And Greg made it. 183 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,380 Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible. 184 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,300 I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself. I just need to borrow your car. 185 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,860 Why? Where's yours? 186 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,740 Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because a deer jumped out in front of me. 187 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,940 Can I just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town? 188 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,540 I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car. 189 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,740 I don't need you to drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me. 190 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,180 Little prick. 191 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,260 - Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy? - What? 192 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,500 DEB: Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit... 193 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,620 say you're leaving, you never get more than 10 miles outside of town... 194 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,580 you start feeling sorry for yourself, and you come back and throw another fit. 195 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,700 - That's not true. - It's a pattern. 196 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,060 It's not a pattern. 197 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,260 - It is. - That's not even what a pattern is. 198 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,180 A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two. 199 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,660 You just don't know science. 200 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,140 A pattern is a series of things or events... 201 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,700 that repeat themselves on and on, sometimes into infinity. 202 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,900 That's what a galaxy is. It's not a pattern. 203 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,380 - Fine. - God. 204 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,540 If you don't wanna help me, just give me the keys to Dad's truck. 205 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,580 - No. Absolutely not. - Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car. 206 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,180 - No, you're not. She is old and not well. - Then she doesn't need a car. 207 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,820 Right? You answer that. 208 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,220 - Don't go. Tammy. - Grandma, I need your car keys. 209 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,725 Yep, I heard everything, and I am ready to go. 210 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,820 I'm taking your car. I'm not taking you. 211 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,340 - You're not getting my car unless you take me. - TAMMY: No. 212 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,980 - Oh, yeah. What? - DEB: Mom. 213 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,060 - What, you packed a bag? - PEARL: Yeah. 214 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,780 Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere. 215 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,180 I am. I'm just not taking this asshole with me. 216 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,380 Hey. You're not exactly my first choice for a traveling companion either... 217 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,620 but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house. 218 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,540 I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it. 219 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,860 I love you, but I am not gonna die in this house alone. 220 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,807 You're not gonna die here alone. You're gonna die here with me and Don. 221 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,900 - That's a shitty thing to say. - That's a very shitty thing to say. 222 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,100 I meant it in a good way. 223 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,300 - What's a good way? - DEB: Oh, my God. 224 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,660 Never mind. 225 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,340 - Shitty. - Very shitty. 226 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,620 Your doctor says you have to take it easy. 227 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,860 Dr. Lansing is an imbecile. Do we have a deal? 228 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,140 No offense, but no fucking way. 229 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,700 I have $6700 in cash. 230 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,931 Bullshit. Prove it. 231 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,051 Yeah. That's gonna do it. 232 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,820 - DEB: Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose. 233 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,651 DEB: This is ridiculous. 234 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,540 Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride. 235 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,460 - Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills. 236 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,220 - Oh, Deborah, unclutch. - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview. 237 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,580 - I swear to God. - You do what you need to, baby. 238 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,127 Bye, Mom. 239 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,740 Not a good idea. 240 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,740 It's a little swollen. It's okay. 241 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,004 (HORN HONKING) 242 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,620 What's Brookview? 243 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:24,340 It's an old folks' home. Like a prison for old people. 244 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,524 Horrible place. 245 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,131 I don't know where I'm going. 246 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,562 I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls. 247 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,441 Okay. 248 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,010 That was a stop sign. 249 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,802 Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that. 250 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,020 All right, do you think we could just try to be pleasant? What do you say? 251 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,300 - How about a beer? - No. 252 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,441 - Um, whiskey. - Jesus, no. 253 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,740 Oh, my God. 254 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,540 You're pregnant. 255 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,860 I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing? 256 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,060 Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles... 257 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,660 doesn't mean I'm not doing what I'm doing. 258 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,500 All right. I'm sorry. Sorry. 259 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,940 God. 260 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,020 You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer. 261 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,330 Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go. 262 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,900 One little beer can't hurt, right? 263 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,561 (PEARL CHUCKLING) 264 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,647 (BOTH WHOOPING) 265 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,180 (BOTH SHRIEKING) 266 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,340 - Lock the door. - Spin it, spin it, spin it. 267 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,540 I got it. 268 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,620 (LAUGHING) 269 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,121 (SCREAMING) 270 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,060 - TAMMY: Hello, cows. - Ha-ha-ha. 271 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,260 I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows. 272 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,780 I'm gonna fuck you up between two sesame buns. 273 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,020 (BOTH LAUGHING) 274 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,524 Whoa! That's a bump. Aah! 275 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,580 (LAUGHS) 276 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,740 I stuck the landing! 277 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,380 (LAUGHS) 278 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,042 You wanna go ride a cow? 279 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,210 (GRUNTS) 280 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,925 TAMMY: Oh, shit. 281 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,287 - Where the hell are we? - Shh, shh, shh. Come here. 282 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,420 When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer... 283 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,980 right out of my hand at my grandparents' cabin. And there was this one deer... 284 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,380 Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here. 285 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,848 You never did appreciate nature. 286 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,140 Not when it totals my Corolla. 287 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,404 No. Thank you. 288 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,722 How the hell did we even get in here? 289 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,020 Oh, my God. 290 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,460 - You know what? - What? 291 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,860 I think this is some X-Files shit. 292 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,420 - For sure. - I don't know. 293 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,540 You know what? If we die out here, we're just raccoon food. 294 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,500 - Ha, ha. - It's not funny. I saw that on a show. 295 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,500 - Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home. - Home? 296 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,260 - Yeah. Home. - What? 297 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,740 You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town... 298 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,620 and we finally are out of it. 299 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,500 And then one little thing happens, and you just wanna just run on back? 300 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,820 (ENGINE STARTS) 301 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,527 Come on. Let's go. 302 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,844 Fine. 303 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,820 I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter. 304 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,780 - I'm not a quitter. - Yes, you are. 305 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,647 Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this? 306 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,169 - Aah! God, I got it stuck. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push. 307 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,740 - That's it. Little bit more. - It's crushing it. 308 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,500 - That's okay. Crush it. You got it. - I am not a quitter! 309 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,340 - You're a doer. - I am a doer. 310 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,860 That's it. That's it. 311 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,380 (ENGINE REVVING & TAMMY SCREAMING) 312 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,980 You got it. You got it. 313 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,900 - Do it. Do it. There you go. - Aah! 314 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,084 I am not a quitter! 315 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,940 - PEARL: Oh, Shit. - Aah! 316 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,680 Who's a quitter now? 317 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,140 - TAMMY: Aah! - PEARL: Whoa. 318 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,540 TAMMY: Oh. 319 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,485 Sorry about that! 320 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,368 You should wear a helmet. FYI. 321 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,087 Whoa. 322 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,900 - Oh, God. - "Mark Twan National Forest." 323 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,220 - Where are we? - PEARL: We're in Missouri. 324 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,340 We went in the wrong direction. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right? 325 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,205 I know who he is. 326 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,660 Good guy. 327 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,448 He's a good guy. 328 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,980 Okay, Tammy. 329 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,500 - Tammy, listen up. - What? 330 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,940 Well, you're at a crossroads, right? 331 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,180 You could change the trajectory of your whole life. 332 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,820 You've got time. I've got money. 333 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,740 You don't wanna go back to that town. You deserve to have a little fun. 334 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,140 Right? 335 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,300 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 336 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,802 (ALL CHATTERING) 337 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,445 There's no alcohol on the dock. 338 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,380 It's my juice. 339 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,531 (WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 340 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,242 (WHOOPING) 341 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,260 One hand! 342 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,020 - Well, that's not safe. - No. 343 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,340 I am ripping shit up! 344 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,940 Yeah! 345 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,060 Enjoy my spray! Because I'm spraying you! 346 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,260 Slow down! 347 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,980 (TAMMY WHOOPS) 348 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,900 Look at that. She is so brave. 349 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,860 Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot! 350 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,380 Smoking hot! 351 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,580 (WHOOPS) 352 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,402 Might be too hot! Throttle's jammed! Too hot! 353 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,820 Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy! 354 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,980 Tammy! Oh, my God. You scared the shit out of me. 355 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,460 I can't believe this. 356 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,282 Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit. 357 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,940 Are you kidding? Forty-eight hundred dollars? 358 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,340 Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking money from little old ladies? 359 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,020 You break it, you buy it. You're lucky I don't call the police. 360 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,940 That machine malfunctioned on me. You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer. 361 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,380 All right, just stop it, Tammy. Here you go, $4800. 362 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,020 Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it all the time. 363 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,780 I don't believe in credit cards. Cash is real. 364 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,380 You should be charging shit like crazy, because you're old. 365 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,940 - By the time they come to get it, you might not... - PEARL: Go in the car. 366 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,100 - ...still be here. You could be dead. - Get in the car. 367 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,047 - I'm trying to help you with your business. - Get in the car. 368 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,820 - Hey. - TAMMY: Dick. 369 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,300 She's an idiot. 370 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,929 Muscle shirts are for muscles. 371 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,201 I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand. 372 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,860 Four thousand 800 bucks. 373 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,569 "Four thousand 800 bucks." 374 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,611 Pay you back. 375 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,842 There we go. 376 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,180 How much you put in? 377 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,140 Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10. 378 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,180 Ooh, halfsies. 379 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,580 Hey, hang on, I wanna clean out the junk in this... 380 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,860 On the floor. Wait a minute. 381 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,330 There's garbage all over the floor. 382 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,006 You're taking your old-people pills and stuff, right? 383 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,011 Yeah. I don't need them, but, um, I'm taking them. 384 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,780 Wait a minute, let me get up all this junk. 385 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,406 We should frame this. 386 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,731 Okay, come on, get in. 387 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,690 - PEARL: I have to pee. - TAMMY: Why didn't you go at the gas station? 388 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,210 - I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods. - PEARL: Oh, no. No way. 389 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,763 TAMMY: So why do you wanna go to Niagara Falls, anyway? 390 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,300 Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy. 391 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,420 He was gonna take me when I was about 8 or 9. 392 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,940 But he got too busy working. 393 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,980 And then he got too busy getting sick and dying. 394 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,900 - So I never did get to see it. - Oh. 395 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,060 And now... 396 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,180 some 60-odd years later... 397 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,641 I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter. 398 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,700 Don't you think that's pretty special? 399 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,220 I think so. 400 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,540 TAMMY: Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet? Because this is like a therapy session. 401 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,980 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 402 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,211 Hey! Come here! 403 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,967 Yeah? 404 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,969 Look at this thing. 405 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,940 - Do you believe that? - No. 406 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,740 - TAMMY: Right? - PEARL: Right. 407 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,481 TAMMY: It's amazing. America, huh? 408 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,340 - Really, yeah. - Yeah. 409 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,081 It says he carved it with a chainsaw. 410 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,580 - Do you believe that? - I do. 411 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,700 I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw... 412 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,900 and create that kind of artwork, the end. 413 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,980 You just... I think you should just slam that chainsaw down and be like: 414 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,620 "Look What I did." 415 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,100 Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay. 416 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,380 - I like it. - "Okay"? It's majestic. 417 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,940 - Heh. - TAMMY: It's not "okay." 418 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,660 I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous. 419 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,420 - Oh, please. - What've you ever done that's that cool? 420 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,660 - Uh... - Nothing. Short list. 421 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,322 I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon. 422 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,580 - Wait, on his bike? - That's Lance. 423 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,780 I don't care which brother it is. 424 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,620 That's still lame compared to this. 425 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,804 Boo. 426 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,420 I had a six-month relationship with one of the Allman Brothers. 427 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,820 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 428 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,500 Right. Yeah, me too. Heh. 429 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,700 - Bullshit. - Watch your language. It happened. 430 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,247 TAMMY: Oh, my God. 431 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,020 Did you really have an affair with Gregg Allman? 432 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,460 No. With Duane. 433 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,700 Who? 434 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,680 Duane Allman. The brother. 435 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,980 - Did you at least get to meet Gregg? - Of course. I got to meet him a lot. 436 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,180 I was on the bus for most of their first tour. 437 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,841 - What? - PEARL: Yes. 438 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,580 I have to say that's, like, one of the coolest things... 439 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,420 anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever done... 440 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,491 like, going back to when we were cave people. 441 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,220 Probably is, actually. I never thought of it that way. 442 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,724 (SCATTING THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND'S "MIDNIGHT RIDER") 443 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,780 (SINGING) I got to run to keep from hidin' 444 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,300 - Remember that? - That's good. 445 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,420 And I'm bound to keep on ridin' 446 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,340 - And I've got one more - PEARL: One more 447 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,020 Silver dollar 448 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,380 And, like, he goes low. 449 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,700 BOTH: I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no 450 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,900 Ain't gonna let 'em... 451 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,780 Go low. 452 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,980 BOTH: Midnight rider 453 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,420 - TAMMY: Get your chin out. You do it... - Rider 454 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,740 - Not, like, in a weird way. - Rider 455 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,260 (BOTH SCATTING) 456 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,380 - And I got one more silver dollar - One more silver dollar 457 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,940 Little lower. You're off. Listen. 458 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,260 BOTH: Let you, no 459 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,700 Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider 460 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,060 - That's it. Better. Better. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom 461 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,005 (BOTH SCATTING) 462 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,100 You know, one time, I got fingered by Boz Scaggs. 463 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,340 Tammy. 464 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,810 No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs. 465 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,380 - PEARL: Okay. - TAMMY: It's a good bird. 466 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,850 PEARL: Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird. 467 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,380 PEARL: Yes, we're here. We found it. Yep, we're here. 468 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,060 You know what? I can smell it from the parking lot. I think you're right. 469 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,260 She says this is the best BBQ in the city. 470 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,500 Then let's have dinner and get off the phone. 471 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,260 Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks. 472 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,700 - We already checked in to a hotel. - Give me my phone. Bye. 473 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,620 - We'll see you tomorrow. - Bye. 474 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,180 - Love you. Bye. - Don't hit me. 475 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,140 - What are you doing? - TAMMY: Give me my phone. 476 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,540 - We're not going to see Lenore. - Why? 477 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,780 Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time. 478 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,060 Oh, don't be silly. She's an amazing woman. 479 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,660 She's remarkable. She just lives life. 480 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,380 She just grabs it by the horns. 481 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,820 I mean, you could learn a lot from her. If you paid attention. 482 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,580 - Are you...? - What? 483 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,780 - Don't do that. - What? 484 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,660 - Ugh. - What? 485 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,340 What are you, gay for Lenore? You love her so much? 486 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,020 She is my cousin. 487 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,420 My God. Would it be so terrible if I were gay? 488 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,700 I don't care if you're gay... 489 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,580 Can we please just stop talking about your twang? 490 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,003 - I'm very proud of my twang. - Ugh! 491 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,380 (PLAYING "JOHN HEN RY") 492 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,620 Mm, mm. I am loving this brisket. How's yours? 493 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,620 It's really good. I love the bark. 494 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,700 - And I would know because I'm a bark shark. - Mm. 495 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,660 BIG AL (SINGING): Sittin' on his mama's knee 496 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,580 There are some juicy-looking gentlemen in here tonight. 497 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,340 - Ha, ha. - I think we might just get lucky. 498 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,420 - I might. - You might. 499 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,020 Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it? 500 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,740 Yeah. 501 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,580 Ah. You know what? It's too easy for me. 502 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,180 I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room. 503 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,900 - Really? - TAMMY: I don't know what it is. 504 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,290 But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit. 505 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,520 You might in the future wanna say "bees to honey." 506 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,610 Why? 507 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,980 What is this power? I would like to see this power in action right now. 508 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,140 (CHUCKLES) 509 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,860 - Yeah? You ready? - Yes. 510 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,620 All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen. 511 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,580 - This is gonna be a goddamn clinic. - I can't wait. You show me, girl. 512 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,620 - Pay attention. - Uh-huh. 513 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,220 Go ahead. 514 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,643 I got two. I got two. 515 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,809 You wanna buy me a drink and slide some parts around? 516 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,460 I'm sorry. What? 517 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,180 - Like that? Is that what you want? - MAN: I, um... 518 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,091 - What? - TAMMY: Unh. 519 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,660 Wrong answer. 520 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,403 You wanna buy me some drinks and get up in this? 521 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,527 I'm gonna pass, but thanks. 522 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,940 Well, fuck you, and fuck you too. 523 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,602 Poom! Fuckers. 524 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,540 Stupid. 525 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,220 I think they were together. That must be why. 526 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,900 Oh. Now, that makes sense. 527 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,460 You can't work your magic on that, right? 528 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,700 I mean, I'm magic, but not... 529 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,340 It's cool. I didn't get... 530 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,340 Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice. 531 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,660 - Yeah. Gay it up. - What? 532 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,620 I didn't know. 533 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,860 Here you go. 534 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,900 - TAMMY: Thanks. - To your honey. 535 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,084 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 536 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,140 (BOTH LAUGH) 537 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,860 - Oh. Hoo. - PEARL: Mm, mm, mm. 538 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,860 Now, let's turn your honey back to the music. 539 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,860 TAMMY: "Turn my honey." 540 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,460 Mm. 541 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,246 I just got that. 542 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,780 I just got "bees to honey." 543 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,100 It does sound better than "flies on shit." 544 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,020 - Yeah. - Because "flies on shit" would... 545 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,420 - Mean you're... - Yeah. All right. 546 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,340 I'm gonna keep that cataloged because I use that a lot. 547 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,420 - Okay. - Whoo! 548 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,540 Mm, mm, mm. 549 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,100 (TAMMY WHOOPING) 550 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840 TAMMY: I like your hat! 551 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,500 BIG AL: When he was a new baby boy 552 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,780 Sittin' on his mama's knee 553 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,523 He picked up a hammer And a little piece of steel 554 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,220 Three o'clock. 555 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,940 Got something on the radar at 3... 556 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,540 That's 9. 557 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,860 - Where are you putting your 12? - Straight ahead. 558 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,488 Look at 3. Three, 3, 3. 559 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,380 Oh, boy. 560 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,500 He's coming over. He's coming over. He's coming over. 561 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,420 - All right. - EARL: Hi there. 562 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,780 A little birdie told me you might need some more beer. 563 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,420 Well, that's one smart little birdie. 564 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,820 (EARL CHUCKLES) 565 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,401 You two sisters? 566 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,260 No. She's like 100. 567 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,420 (PEARL KICKS TAMMY) 568 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,447 - Ow. - I'm Earl, and this is my boy. 569 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,620 Howdy. I'm Pearl, and that's my Tammy. 570 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,300 - Hey. - Hey. 571 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,380 - Oh. Good grip. Thank you. - BOBBY: Mm-hm. 572 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,900 What's your name, Good Grip? 573 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,940 - I'm Bobby Tillman. - Yeah, you are. Huh. 574 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,700 Yeah, I am. 575 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,486 Yeah, you are. 576 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,660 What do you do for a living? 577 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,500 I run my dad's farm. 578 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,020 - Cool. - Right. 579 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,620 Hey, Connie, can you bring some shooters over here? 580 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,202 This lady would like to get intoxicated. 581 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,451 - That'll work, won't it? - Oh. 582 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,860 So farm, huh? 583 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,420 BOBBY: Yep. 584 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,220 - Dancing juice. That's what we need. - Thank you. 585 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,088 (SINGING) Hey, babe, here I am I'm a man on the scene 586 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,980 I can give you what you want But you've got to come home with me 587 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,220 I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store 588 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,300 When I get through throwin' it on you You've got to come back for more 589 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,580 Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin' 590 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,220 Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now 591 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,688 - It gets around - Whoo! 592 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,140 (CROWD CHEERING) 593 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,846 BIG AL: All right. 594 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,500 Ha-ha-ha. All right. Thank you very much. We're gonna take a little break. 595 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,740 TAMMY: One more time! 596 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,780 That was amazing. 597 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,220 Whoo! 598 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,420 We gotta take a break! 599 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,140 Whoo! 600 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,380 Oh, my God. 601 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,900 Ha, ha. Oh! 602 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,129 You need a cool-off. Right? 603 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,780 I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there. 604 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,940 Everybody was kind of really just working as a unit. 605 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,900 I kept calling you in. Did you see me? 606 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,860 - You looked great out there. Yeah. - TAMMY: Oh. 607 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,580 - Well, I can move. - Yeah. 608 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,969 Ha, ha. You're so bad. 609 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,300 - Dad. - Mm? What? What? 610 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,780 Don't you think it's time to go? 611 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,140 Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay? 612 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,130 I haven't finished my drink yet. 613 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,540 (EARL LAUGHS) 614 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,220 Now that's gonna take a little bit of time. 615 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,460 (EARL & PEARL LAUGHING) 616 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,860 I'm going to the bathroom. 617 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,060 When I come back, we're leaving. I don't care if you finish your drink. 618 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,460 ALL: Ooh. 619 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,980 (ALL CHUCKLE) 620 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,980 I'm gonna go pick up that hint he just dropped. 621 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,620 (CHUCKLES) 622 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,963 Hey, is this the bathroom line? 623 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,649 (BOBBY SIGHS) 624 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,500 Um, what are you doing? 625 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,162 Just wondering where your wife is tonight. 626 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,563 - I'm not married. - Let's light this candle. 627 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,820 Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do not want your tongue in my mouth. 628 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,260 Then where do you want it, man? 629 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,420 (DOOR OPENS) 630 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,060 No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just... 631 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,131 - You're welcome. - Okay. 632 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,802 Not a chance. 633 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,849 Good set, man. 634 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,100 Thanks a lot. 635 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,100 Just ditching me in there. 636 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,940 Can't find my grandma anywhere. Do you know where she is? 637 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,180 I do, unfortunately. 638 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,365 Oh! God! Hey! 639 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,620 (PEARL GIGGLING) 640 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,980 - PEARL: Just go away. We're fine. - God. 641 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,740 I think she took my keys. 642 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,811 Did you take my keys, Grandma? Are you kidding me? 643 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,500 Come on. 644 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,340 Dad. Cut it... Oh, man. 645 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,660 - PEARL: Ee! - Oh, my God. 646 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,891 - PEARL: Oh! - I don't wanna know what that was. 647 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,561 Ugh. 648 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,060 That's a shitty way to end the night. 649 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,005 You're telling me. 650 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,723 Sorry I, you know, made that... 651 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,129 little pass at you... 652 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,321 - ...in there. - "Little pass"? 653 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,180 - Tsk. - That was kind of aggressive. 654 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,860 Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry. 655 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,820 No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising. 656 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,606 You know. 657 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,020 Honestly, for the night as a whole... 658 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,729 it wasn't the worst thing that happened. 659 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,530 Do I say "thank you" to that? 660 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,220 - Yeah, there's a compliment in there. - In there somewhere. 661 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,846 BOBBY: Oh, God. Don't look. 662 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,300 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - I just told you not to look. Why did you look? 663 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,620 I tried to save you from that. 664 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,205 Because by saying it, it's like an invitation to look. 665 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,340 It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"... 666 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,020 and they put it out, you lean in and you smell it. 667 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,340 You don't smell it. 668 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,780 But you do. You lean in and you smell it. 669 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,580 I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it. 670 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,900 - I can guarantee you that. - I don't think that's true. 671 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,060 (EARL GRUNTS) 672 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,420 - Dad. All right, enough! - PEARL: We're only at first base. 673 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,420 Oh, boy, here comes second. 674 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,764 BOBBY: Dad, this is not fair to Mom. Come on, man. 675 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,460 - "Mom"? - It's complicated. 676 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,380 Yeah, you think? I think so. 677 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,380 - Hey, Grandma! - EARL: Sorry, nobody's home. 678 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,380 - That asshole is married! - Come on, Dad. 679 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,724 - TAMMY: He's married! - EARL: Sorry, darling, the inn is closed. 680 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,500 I'm sorry, but he is an asshole. 681 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,900 I agree. He's a little bit of an asshole. I can't... 682 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,100 (BOTH SIGH) 683 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,380 Will you do me a favor? 684 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,900 My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her. 685 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,121 So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick? 686 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,967 Yeah, I think so. 687 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,340 All right. Look. If they come out of there at a certain point... 688 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,820 just give me a call and I'll come pick him up. 689 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,660 Here. 690 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,650 Thank you. 691 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,681 I knew you were into me. 692 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,171 I got your digits. 693 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,460 Sorry, that was stupid. That was dumb. 694 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,940 BOBBY: All right, Tammy. 695 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,300 Thanks for holding down the fort. I appreciate it. 696 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,406 Yeah, I'll watch him. 697 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,860 Appreciate it. 698 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,340 - Thanks. - Good luck. 699 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,207 Thanks. Bye, Bobby. 700 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,460 Bye. 701 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,060 PEARL: Oh! Yes, Earl. 702 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,500 You know who she fucked? Duane Allman. 703 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,940 Yeah, she fucked the wrong Allman Brother. 704 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,100 Enjoy that. 705 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,060 - It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119. - 119. 119. 706 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,500 Could you not do...? Can I just have my shit back? 707 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,500 No, no. Come on. A gentleman always carries a lady's things. 708 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,380 - Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119. - Yeah, great. 709 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,540 So you wanna come in for, um... 710 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,660 - ...some color TV or sex? - Yeah. Mm. 711 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,060 No. We had a deal. 712 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,820 Yeah. Bullshit. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. 713 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,300 You are too old to be this strong. 714 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,980 Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it. 715 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,660 Hey, Tammy. 716 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,460 - We need some ice, baby. Okay? - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl. 717 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,660 - Fuck you. - EARL: Aw. Ow. 718 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,003 - Come on. - TAMMY: Oh. Aah! 719 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,440 Oh, shit. 720 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,180 I gotta... 721 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,569 I gotta pee. 722 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,881 All right. Let's go for B2. 723 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,140 You piece of shit. 724 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,641 (BEEPS) 725 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,287 I paid for you. 726 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,766 Come on, you tasty motherfucker. 727 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,420 Yeah, now who wins? 728 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,160 Me. 729 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,925 Tammy? 730 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,801 Hey, Tammy. 731 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,611 Tammy. 732 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,243 Tammy, what are you doing out here? 733 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,700 Oh. 734 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,123 They wouldn't let me in the room. 735 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,089 You slept outside? 736 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,060 Oh, my God. Here, let me help you up. Come here. 737 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,820 - Thanks. - Yeah. Of course. 738 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,845 Oh. You're all dirty. 739 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,571 She took my keys... 740 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,380 and I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid. 741 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,201 That's why I gave you my number. You should have called me. 742 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,020 Oh, I didn't think you meant that. 743 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,491 I said it. I meant it. Okay? 744 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,540 All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go. 745 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,180 I'm sorry about all this. 746 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,940 Well, I mean, you didn't do it. 747 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,140 I'm the one who's supposed to be keeping him out of trouble. 748 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,540 I don't think you're very good at it. 749 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:40,001 - Ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired. - No, I think you might be right. 750 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,180 Oh, God. 751 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,420 Tammy, what are you doing out here? 752 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,968 All right. Let's go, boy. 753 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,567 Dad. Truck's this way. 754 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,564 Gotcha. 755 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,489 - Well... - Well. 756 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,324 I guess this is goodbye again. 757 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,180 Yep. 758 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,967 I'll take care of that one. You take care of that one? 759 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,524 Okay. 760 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,530 - See you, Bobby. - See you, Tammy. 761 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,407 Thanks again. 762 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,845 Yep. 763 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,480 - SERVER: Get that out of your way. Sure. - I am so hungry. Thank you. Mm. 764 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,780 It's been such a long time since I've had a good servicing. 765 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,740 You know what I mean? Ha, ha. 766 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,811 Pass me the ketchup. Please. 767 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,206 You know, I didn't bring you on this trip to babysit you. 768 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,180 You are on this trip because of me. 769 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,140 Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth. 770 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,780 Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms. 771 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,180 Oh, God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always? 772 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,380 I do. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night... 773 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,260 and letting me sleep outside like a dog. 774 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,420 You're on your second Bloody Mary. It's not even 10 a.m. 775 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,260 This is vegetables. 776 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,700 I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was 10... 777 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,660 and finding an empty room, that's what I blame you for. 778 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,460 You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone. 779 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,180 - Your parents were there. - TAMMY: It's not the same. 780 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,967 You were my best friend, and you just left me. 781 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,980 I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot because I got nipped by a raccoon last night. 782 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,900 All right. Tammy, I know I've done some wrong things in my life... 783 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,540 but you don't know everything. 784 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,620 I know I don't need you, and I don't need your money. 785 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,700 - But I'm gonna take your car. - What? 786 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,740 - Let's see how you like getting left. - Don't you leave me here. 787 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,020 You cannot leave me here. You come back here. 788 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,340 All right, now sit down. 789 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,491 TAMMY: Anybody wanna screw my grandma? Just get her a drink. 790 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,170 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 791 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,900 - Hi, Mom. - DEB (OVER PHONE): Tammy, put Grandma on. 792 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,100 Uh, she's in the bathroom right now. 793 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,180 Tammy, she left all of her pills here. 794 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,820 High blood pressure, heart, everything. She's diabetic. 795 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,580 She cannot go unmedicated. 796 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,340 Do you understand what I'm saying? 797 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,300 - I get that. - Listen to me. 798 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,007 She thinks she can handle it, but she can't. 799 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,740 - Tammy. - Yeah, I know she can't. 800 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,180 - Bye, Mom. - I don't think you do, because you... 801 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,820 Tammy. Don? 802 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,970 Shit. 803 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,962 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 804 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,609 You gotta be kidding me. 805 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,020 One. Two. 806 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,648 One. 807 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,681 - Two. - I told you you can't drink in here. 808 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,100 - PEARL: One. Two. - I'm calling the cops. 809 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,660 - You don't have to call the cops. I got her. - Oh. Well. 810 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,400 Look who came back. 811 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,180 Yeah. I came back. 812 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,180 - You did it, huh? - What? 813 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,740 Drunk by 11. 814 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,005 Mm. Ah. What do I win? 815 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,491 Car ride with me. 816 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,740 Come on. I'm pretty sure you've had enough. 817 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,220 You know, this is real cherry. 818 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,020 And guess what my secret ingredient is. Try some. 819 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,580 Is it whiskey? 820 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,500 No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha. 821 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,540 - All right. Let me just... - PEARL: No. 822 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,220 - TAMMY: Let's go. - PEARL: This is mine. 823 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,260 - I need my beer. - TAMMY: You got beer? 824 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,820 Yeah. I got beer. 825 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,820 - They're still in the store. - PEARL: Bye. 826 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,580 Okay, we're leaving right now. 827 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,607 - Just get the drunk out of here. - TAMMY: You know what? 828 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,660 - All right. Watch it. - PEARL: Oh, hey. 829 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,340 - Hi. Thanks for the beer. - TAMMY: What? 830 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,420 Yeah, nice try. I'm not buying you beer. 831 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,420 No, you don't have to. I already bought it for them because these are my new friends. 832 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,260 This is Jesse. And the girl. 833 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,380 And we have an arrangement... 834 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,885 where I'm getting them the beer, and they're gonna give me a ride out of here. 835 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,980 How? On their bikes? 836 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,820 The fucking old lady promised us a beer, so give it to me. 837 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,420 Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit. 838 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,380 Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady. 839 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,060 Don't say "lady." I'm not that much older than you. 840 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,740 What do you care? If you don't give us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs... 841 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,820 I hope you do drugs. I want you to do bath salts and then eat her face off. 842 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,380 - Just give it to me. - TAMMY: No! 843 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,900 - I'll take that. - Cool it, Jesse. 844 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,300 Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode. I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse. 845 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,340 - I'm not afraid to hit a girl. - Neither am I. 846 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,380 (JESSE & PEARL GROAN) 847 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,407 Get off me! Get off me, you fucking rat! 848 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,380 Yeah, nice jeans shorts. 849 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,660 (SIREN WAILS) 850 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,420 Oh, fuck. The cops! 851 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,220 TAMMY: Hey! 852 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,371 Don't. That's my grandma's beer! 853 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,731 Oh, God. I'm sorry! 854 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,660 - I'm sorry. That... - Uh-uh. 855 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,260 Put your hands up. 856 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,940 All right. All right. 857 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,001 Get your hands up. 858 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,086 Two pens. One half-eaten Roles. One lighter. 859 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,500 Hairbrush. One necklace. 860 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,980 Two bags of trail mix. 861 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,260 Forty-two dollars and... 862 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,220 10, 20... 863 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,644 23 cents. Sign here. 864 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,011 TAMMY: Yeah. 865 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,722 (TAMMY SNORING) 866 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,927 (STOPS SNORING) 867 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,611 (TAMMY SNORTS) 868 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,500 - What are you doing? - You were snoring and then you stopped. 869 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,460 I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing. 870 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,060 I'm sorry. 871 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,780 Well, keep your fingers out of my nose. 872 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,523 No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here. 873 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,660 Well, it's not like you're the worst person in the world. 874 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,561 I mean, you're close, but... 875 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,171 I cheated on Greg. 876 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,044 With the ice-cream man. 877 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,260 You had intercourse with Jerry Miller? 878 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,620 No. I didn't do it With him. 879 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,805 I just let him play with my boobs. 880 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,081 You didn't do it for the free ice cream, did you? 881 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,045 Not at first. 882 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,460 I don't know why I did it. 883 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,780 I think at first, I just wanted attention... 884 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,601 and then I kind of got hooked on Klondikes. 885 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,850 I don't know. 886 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,881 Maybe I'm the worst person in the world. 887 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,804 Oh, I don't think that. 888 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,849 What's worse than Jerry Miller? 889 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,060 I tried to sleep with your father. 890 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,700 What? 891 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,487 I tried to sleep with your father. 892 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,540 Ew. 893 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,940 Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman. 894 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,206 He put me back to bed before your mother got home. Nothing happened. Nothing. 895 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,660 Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking... 896 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,500 and when I realized that I'd stepped over the line... 897 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,500 where I was actually thinking of sleeping with my own daughter's husband... 898 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,608 well, then I just didn't know what could happen and... 899 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,329 That's why I left. 900 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,420 Oh, my God. 901 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,380 - Grandma. - No, don't. Ow. They're fine. 902 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,700 - TAMMY: My God, they look really bad. - They're fine. 903 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,540 - MANNIS: Tammy Banks? - TAMMY: Yeah. 904 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,020 - Let's go. Bail's been posted. - Okay. Let's go. 905 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,220 Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm gonna stay a little bit longer. 906 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,404 Just there's a little, um... 907 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,660 small glitch. 908 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,605 MANNIS: Let's go. 909 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,140 We're charging her with possession of oxycodone. 910 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,100 Well, she's got prescriptions for everything. She's old. 911 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,620 She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her. 912 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,043 Judge set her bail at $3000. 913 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,980 We don't have that kind of money. Jesus, she needs to get out of there now. 914 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,100 You know she's got diabetes and probably tons of other shit. 915 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,900 I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes. 916 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,300 Diabetes is a very manageable condition. 917 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,460 I don't give a fuck about Glen. I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you. 918 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,660 My grandma needs to get out of there now. 919 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,685 Then you better get $3000. 920 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,849 - How am I supposed to do that? - It's not my problem, lady. 921 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,420 - Yeah, thanks a lot. - CURTIS: You're welcome. 922 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,460 - I didn't mean "thank you." - I didn't mean "you're welcome." 923 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,964 You're done here. You better leave while you can. 924 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,980 - Yeah, she did. Yes. - She did? 925 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,460 (PHONE RINGING) 926 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,940 (BOTH LAUGH) 927 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,260 - GREG (OVER PHONE): Hello? - Hey, it's me. 928 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,140 Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...? 929 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,130 (MISSI LAUGHS OVER PHONE) 930 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,726 Is she there? 931 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,890 GREG: Uh, yeah. 932 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,289 Okay, bye. 933 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,340 DEB (OVER PHONE): How much? 934 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,820 - Sixteen hundred dollars. - What? 935 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,420 No, I'm not gonna fund your spring break. 936 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,420 Why hasn't your grandma called me back? 937 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,340 Could you just trust me for once, okay? 938 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,260 Can I just have the money? 939 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,060 What's wrong? Is it Grandma? 940 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,180 - No. I told you she was fine. - Oh, God. 941 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,980 I told you this was a bad idea. 942 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,900 But you didn't wanna listen to me. I hate to say it, but... 943 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,540 I told you so. 944 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,340 I know you're right. But I know how to fix this now. 945 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,500 How are you gonna fix it? 946 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,411 (DOOR OPENS) 947 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,140 Hello? Tammy? Tammy? 948 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,644 I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do. 949 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,049 I can do this. 950 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,180 Be a bad-ass. 951 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,604 I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass. 952 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,242 (POP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY OVER SPEAKERS) 953 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,247 TAMMY: Aah. My finger. 954 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,041 (CLEARS THROAT) 955 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,530 (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT) 956 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,970 Freeze. Nobody move. 957 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,380 (GRUNTS) 958 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,300 - Shit. Don't move. - Okay. 959 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,961 TAMMY: Don't move. 960 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,449 Unh. Dang it. 961 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,460 (GRUNTS) 962 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,928 Don't even think about it. 963 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,020 I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag. 964 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,780 - Okay. - TAMMY: Hey, you. Get out here. 965 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,020 Keep your hands where I can see them. 966 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,580 Hey, just make it... I only need 1600, really. 967 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,620 - You don't want all of it? - TAMMY: No, just 1600. 968 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,380 My grandma's still got 1400. 969 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,740 - Just make it 1650. Round up. - Okay. 970 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,940 TAMMY: You, give me some pies. Give me some of the good pies. Hey! 971 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,340 - What? - TAMMY: Jesus. 972 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,780 I said, give me some of those pies. 973 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,020 Take them from the back so they're fresh. All right, you, go to the other register. 974 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,060 - Get the higher bills. Go. - BECKY: Okay, okay. 975 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,740 TAMMY: Reach to the back, man. 976 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,322 Don't give me shitty pies. You'll regret it. 977 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,122 No screwing around. 978 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,900 I got you both covered. All right? 979 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,220 But excuse me. That's your finger, though. 980 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,500 TAMMY: Is it? Is that just my finger? 981 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,620 I'm not sure. Is it? 982 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,980 TAMMY: Shut up. 983 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,020 I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy. 984 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,060 - Okay. Sorry. Yeah. - TAMMY: Okay? 985 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,020 - Just get pie. You want some pies? - I like pie. 986 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,820 TAMMY: Well, get a pie out for you, get a pie out for... 987 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,300 If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me. 988 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,340 No, thanks. I don't care for them. 989 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,180 TAMMY: Goddamn it. What did we just talk about? 990 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,620 I have a gun on you. I offered you pie. 991 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,380 He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face. 992 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,020 Anything I say, he's gonna like. I ask you. You want some pies? 993 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,980 I like pies. 994 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,140 TAMMY: Come on, that's what I'm talking about. 995 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,380 I feel like we're getting somewhere... 996 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,780 and under different circumstances this would probably work out. 997 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,740 We'd probably be, you know, good pals. Like, see movies and, you know. 998 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,140 - Yeah. - TAMMY: Like, find a hot tub or... 999 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,563 I have one at my apartment complex. 1000 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,300 TAMMY: Oh, man. 1001 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,500 Okay. That would be... 1002 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,731 Fingers crossed we meet up again. 1003 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,620 - Yeah. - TAMMY: All right. 1004 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,900 Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me. 1005 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,860 - I think this is all of it. - TAMMY: Just get over there. 1006 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,647 - Go. Don't walk right toward the gun. - Sorry. 1007 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,540 TAMMY: Put pies in there. Put them in. 1008 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,740 Don't creep up on me like that. 1009 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,620 Larry, seriously. 1010 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,900 - You like apple? - TAMMY: I do like apple. 1011 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,580 But don't make me... I don't wanna have to choose between you. 1012 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,180 Choose Larry. 1013 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,140 TAMMY: Larry, she's telling me to take you out. 1014 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,740 It's just, you're so much older, you know? 1015 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,380 - TAMMY: Oh, my gosh. - I'm a veteran. 1016 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,020 - TAMMY: That's amazing. - BECKY: Yeah. 1017 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,260 TAMMY: I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler. 1018 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,540 Come on, let's go. Today. Get your pies. 1019 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,900 Let's go. 1020 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,927 Larry, it's a real honor. I wanna thank you for your service. 1021 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,500 Here. 1022 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,980 Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel, but it'll keep you warm. 1023 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,405 I'll call the cops in 10 minutes and let them know you're in here. 1024 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,885 Damn it. 1025 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,330 Shit. Come on. 1026 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,804 Oh... 1027 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,810 Come on. 1028 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,380 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1029 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,980 Oh. 1030 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,300 Ow. 1031 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,848 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1032 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,100 Where do I go to bail somebody out? 1033 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,806 - CARTY: Name? - PEARL: Tammy? 1034 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,850 - Where have you been? - What? 1035 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,420 - Uh, never mind. Yeah. - Okay. 1036 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,001 Let's go. 1037 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,700 - Well, slow down, slow down. - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay? 1038 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,220 How did you even get out? 1039 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,500 Well, I called Earl... 1040 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,460 and he very generously had Bobby wire the bail money to the station. 1041 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,610 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1042 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,380 What are you doing with oxy? I mean, whose pills are those? 1043 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,580 Well, they're mine. My foot was hurting... 1044 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,340 and my pills weren't working, so I asked the Robinson boy if he had any. 1045 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,980 - Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer. - PEARL: Uh-huh. 1046 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,740 Oh, no. 1047 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,580 Yeah, he stands on the street and sells drugs in little sandwich bags. 1048 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,020 - Did you think he was a pharmacist? - PEARL: He's organized. 1049 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,700 TAMMY: Yeah, so was Hitler. 1050 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,220 MAN (ON TV): --courthouse grounds over the next two years... 1051 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,300 and upgrade those grounds throughout. 1052 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,580 In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's. 1053 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,620 Two employees were held at gunpoint. Michelle Li joining us live at the scene. 1054 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,780 Oh, shit. 1055 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,940 Authorities are describing this person as 5'2", white, female. 1056 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,540 The robber had a navy T-shirt featuring a bear with "Mahalo" written on it. 1057 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,460 The robber was last seen driving... 1058 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,460 an older-model Cadillac, hauling a Jet Ski. 1059 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,060 The suspect made off with $1600... 1060 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,325 - That's quite a coincidence. Huh? - LI: ...and 13 signature pies. 1061 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,580 Yeah, and she was super bossy. 1062 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,340 But she did give us pies, so that was cool. 1063 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,490 LI: We're certainly glad that you're sa... 1064 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,140 What have you done? 1065 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,610 Sit down. Right now. Sit down. 1066 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,564 Well? 1067 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,340 - Well, your feet were really puffy... - Yeah. 1068 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,060 ...and they looked really messed up. 1069 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,724 I didn't know how else to get that kind of money. 1070 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,460 And I was afraid if I didn't get you out of there... 1071 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,726 something bad was gonna happen to you. 1072 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,450 And I just always screw stuff up, and I didn't wanna... 1073 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,220 - I didn't wanna screw that up. - Oh, sweetie. 1074 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,140 My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh. 1075 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,005 I'm sorry. 1076 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,620 Look at me. You have to take that money back. 1077 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,408 If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself. 1078 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,321 You gotta take the money back. 1079 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,689 You gotta take the pies back. 1080 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,820 All right? 1081 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,980 I can't really take all the pies back. 1082 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,740 Why not? 1083 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,420 Oh, okay. 1084 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,208 - I kind of got into them. - Okay. 1085 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,008 You're more bad-ass than I ever thought. 1086 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,580 I think you take after your grandma after all. 1087 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,570 Hmm? 1088 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,660 All right. 1089 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,260 - We'll fix it tomorrow. - Yeah. 1090 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,489 We'll fix it. 1091 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,140 - I'm not. - Yes, you are. 1092 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,220 - I'm not wearing it. - I just made it for you. 1093 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,260 It's full of grease. Look at this. 1094 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,460 - Can you put it on before someone sees us? - You realize how much it clogs your veins... 1095 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,780 - TAMMY: Put it on. You're killing me. - All right. 1096 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,740 TAMMY: You have to argue about everything. 1097 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,368 PEARL: Oh, that's kind of calming, actually. 1098 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,940 Just throw the money through the window and we'll get out of here. 1099 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,569 TAMMY: All right. Fine. Here we go. 1100 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,380 (SCREAMS) 1101 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,100 - TAMMY: Oh, God. No, I'm returning it. - PEARL: She's returning the money. 1102 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,340 - TAMMY: I'm returning the money to you. - I'm calling the police. 1103 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,060 Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies. 1104 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,820 TAMMY: I'm not robbing you. I'm giving it back. 1105 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,740 God, stop freaking out. Stop crying. 1106 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,500 I'm returning this to you. 1107 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,561 PEARL: Listen carefully. Keep the car running. 1108 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,620 No, just relax. It's okay. Everything's normal. It's cool. 1109 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,180 My, uh, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night. 1110 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,740 She didn't really mean it. 1111 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,460 And here's the money back. No hard feelings. 1112 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,166 Are you the grandma? 1113 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,180 PEARL: Look right here. 1114 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,889 None of this happened. None of this happened. 1115 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,980 Just relax. None of this happened. 1116 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,940 Oh. What are you doing? 1117 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,900 - TAMMY: You said "Come a-running." - PEARL: I said "Keep the car running." 1118 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,940 - TAMMY: You need to be more articulate. - PEARL: I have a bag on my head. 1119 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,660 And by the way, why does mine have no expression and yours has a smiley face? 1120 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,980 TAMMY: It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth. 1121 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,340 PEARL: Oh, I thought it was a mustache and a smile. 1122 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,140 - TAMMY: Just go. Go, go. - PEARL: Come on, let's get out of here. 1123 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,722 TAMMY: Don't be a hero! 1124 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,340 - Hey. - TAMMY: Hey. Where's Larry? 1125 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,900 - He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up. - TAMMY: Oh. 1126 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,300 Just tell him hi. 1127 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,881 Okay. 1128 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,180 TAMMY: Watch the curb, watch the curb. 1129 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,980 (KATHLEEN SOBBING) 1130 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,100 Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm. Somebody go hug her. 1131 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,940 It's okay, Kathleen. 1132 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,442 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1133 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,329 TAMMY: Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha. 1134 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,442 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1135 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,980 Niagara Falls, here we come! 1136 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,700 Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight and then take a right. 1137 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,884 - What? - Yeah. 1138 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,860 PEARL: Oh, Lenore. 1139 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,660 - Hey. - Hey. It's been too long. 1140 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,900 PEARL: Too long. Sweetie, you look so great. 1141 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,900 Aw. It's great to see you. 1142 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,700 - PEARL: Come here. - Aw. Is this little Tammy? 1143 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,220 Look at you. 1144 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,220 Oh. Darling, last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper. 1145 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,940 - Yeah, I'm taller. - LENORE: Yes, you are. 1146 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,100 - You don't remember me, do you? - No, I do. 1147 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,500 - You wanna see some ID? Family album? - TAMMY: Ha, ha. 1148 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,540 - She got a sense of humor? - Yes. Sometimes. 1149 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,420 - Oh, darling. How's your mom? - TAMMY: Good, I think. 1150 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,460 You know, not real thrilled with us at the moment. 1151 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,420 Yeah, Pearly filled me in. 1152 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,380 You knocked over a Topperjack's? 1153 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,940 - Grandma. - Lenore's cool. 1154 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,046 That the vehicle you perpetrated your crime with? 1155 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,900 - TAMMY: Yeah. - LENORE: Okay. 1156 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,260 This is what we're gonna do. Get in there and take everything out. 1157 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,980 Clean everything out of it, all the evidence, okay? 1158 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,340 You're on the lam. 1159 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,260 You're a fugitive from justice. Think about it that way. 1160 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,300 - Jesus. - And we'll pull that trailer off. 1161 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,580 - And I'll pop those plates, okay? - Okay, what do you want me to do? 1162 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,460 Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back down there in that RV, put your feet up? 1163 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500 - I got this covered. - Okay. 1164 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,740 - Alrighty. - All right. 1165 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,241 Ow. 1166 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,260 Four dollars a gallon. 1167 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,460 Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh. 1168 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,260 - I don't think this is such a good idea. - LENORE: I do. 1169 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,860 You wanna go to prison for robbing a store? 1170 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,260 Well, I returned the money. 1171 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,060 Well, I'm not a lawyer... 1172 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,860 but I don't think you want the police getting ahold of this car. 1173 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,805 (GRUNTS) 1174 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,684 TAMMY: Shit. 1175 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,340 I wouldn't stand there if I was you. 1176 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,460 Oh, man. 1177 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,140 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 1178 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,820 Oh, my God. 1179 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,288 - LENORE: Buckle up. - Oh, my God. 1180 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,089 Oh, holy shit. 1181 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:43,282 Oh, I am so happy every time I come here. 1182 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,100 Susanne. 1183 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,660 - Hi. - Hi, Pearly. 1184 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,340 PEARL: Oh, it's so good to see you. 1185 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,140 So good to see you. 1186 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,340 Isn't that precious? 1187 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,500 Yes, I do remember you. 1188 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,500 SUSANNE: Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages. 1189 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,540 - Welcome, welcome. - Thanks. 1190 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,140 - Holy shit, you guys are loaded. - Tammy, that is so rude. 1191 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,860 Oh, what? This is like Falcon Crest shit and stuff. 1192 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,780 I thought you owned a pet food store. 1193 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,980 Yeah, well, I own 22 of them. 1194 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,300 - No. - Yeah. 1195 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,780 - Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's? - Merlin's. 1196 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,380 - TAMMY: Why Merlin's? - Because I dig wizards, man. 1197 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,380 - Oh, my God, I do too. I love wizards. - Get out of town. 1198 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,460 I like them because they can blow shit up with their fingers. 1199 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,140 SUSANNE: Tammy, have you ever been to a lesbian Fourth of July party? 1200 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,530 - TAMMY: Not that I know of. - SUSANNE: Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny. 1201 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,180 LENORE: So let's hear this again. I'm fascinated. 1202 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,900 I just... I meant it... 1203 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,820 I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot. 1204 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,700 You know what I mean. 1205 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,900 When I think of what a lesbian looks like... 1206 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,529 - I think of somebody who looks more like... - Like me? 1207 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,340 - Ha, ha. - Personally, I prefer the term "labisian." 1208 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,980 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1209 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,540 - We should talk about that shirt. - Yeah, okay. 1210 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,820 - I love this shirt. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break. 1211 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,140 - What are we gonna do for the party? - Please don't wear that shirt to the party. 1212 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,980 Uh-oh. You're gonna doll me up... 1213 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,580 and then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick. 1214 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,969 (LAUGHING) 1215 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,249 (OVER SPEAKERS) This is the time 1216 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,243 This is the time Now it's time to go 1217 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:24,060 PEARL: Mm. There you are. Look at you. Oh, my gosh. Wow. 1218 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,660 You look so softened. 1219 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,540 Oh. I don't know. Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt. 1220 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,100 It actually looks better on you than her. 1221 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,046 Look at you. Oh, my gosh. 1222 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,445 So nice. 1223 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,780 Well, thanks. 1224 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,500 Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer... 1225 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,980 but I just wanna say something in a super-loving way... 1226 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,448 but could you not get shithouse tonight? 1227 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,367 Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy. 1228 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,420 - I mean it. - PEARL: Okay. 1229 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,460 - So you wanna dance? - No, they'll probably think we're a couple. 1230 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,100 - Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on. - TAMMY: Ha, ha. 1231 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,460 - Look at you. I love it. - Really? 1232 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,962 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1233 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,020 (OVER SPEAKERS) I can't do nothin, girl Without somebody gawkin' 1234 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,220 I used to think that it was me But now I see it wasn't 1235 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,166 (WHISPERS) Pearly! Pearly! Pearly! 1236 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,940 - Oh, I need your help with something. - Is something hurting? 1237 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,140 No, no, no. Oh, my gosh, you're a little sweaty, huh? 1238 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:28,020 - I'm killing it on the dance floor. - I know, you're dancing hard. 1239 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,522 Well, let's just try to glow less. 1240 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,860 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Cool off. Oh, my goodness. 1241 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,362 Look who it is. 1242 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,020 Hey, Tammy. 1243 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,820 - What are you guys doing here? - Pearl invited us. 1244 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,500 Pearly, where's the dance floor and the bar? Not in that order. 1245 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,380 - PEARL: This way, baby. - TAMMY: Grandma. 1246 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,565 - Sweetie, have fun. Bye. - See you later, son. 1247 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,500 Well, that was fast. 1248 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,980 I gotta say, your mom and dad have gotta have a real weird setup... 1249 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,323 - ...because I don't get it. - Heh. 1250 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,620 They've actually been separated for a long time. 1251 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,940 And she's been sick for quite a while... 1252 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,860 and he still takes care of her... 1253 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,140 so it's kind of complicated. 1254 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,860 Yeah. It's probably complicated. 1255 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:18,081 - Anyway... - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you? 1256 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,260 I just put on, like, a shirt and pants. I'm not... 1257 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,100 Maybe a little aftershave? 1258 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,100 Is that what I'm kind of smelling? 1259 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,340 I put on some cologne. 1260 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,260 - You put on man perfume to come and see me? - No, I didn't put on ma... 1261 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,580 TAMMY: Hmm? Ha, ha. 1262 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,220 - I think you did. - BOBBY: Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink. 1263 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,660 It's kind of a vanilla. Like a little... 1264 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,820 It's not vanilla, it's regular. It's just... 1265 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,460 - TAMMY: I don't know. - Come on. 1266 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,380 I know. I know what it is. You smell like a cookie. 1267 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,140 Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie. 1268 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,780 - TAMMY: I think you do. - BOBBY: Come on. 1269 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,780 (OVER SPEAKERS) Now you shouldn't even get into 1270 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,700 Yeah. Oh. 1271 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,900 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 1272 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,209 Yeah. 1273 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,060 (KOOL & THE GANG'S "GET DOWN ON IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1274 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,580 (BOBBY CHUCKLING) 1275 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,740 How you gonna do it If you really don't wanna dance? 1276 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,540 - Does that smell weird? - No. 1277 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,740 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 1278 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,140 - I told you. - Oh! You made me smell it. 1279 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,820 - I told you. - Why did I do that? 1280 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,780 Because I told you, if somebody says, "Does this smell weird?"... 1281 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,500 - I don't wanna hit anybody. - What was that? 1282 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,380 It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha. I mean, a dog biscuit. 1283 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,100 You tricked me, Tammy. 1284 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,284 It's because I'm tricky. 1285 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,740 I actually don't think you're tricky. You're kind of a straightforward person. 1286 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,820 It's one of the things I like about you a lot. 1287 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,765 Oh. 1288 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,140 Thanks for bailing my grandma out. 1289 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,780 It was really nice. 1290 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,681 Of course. But, I mean, anybody would have done it. 1291 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,780 No, not really. 1292 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,940 They wouldn't have. So it was... 1293 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,646 Thanks. 1294 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,489 Thanks. 1295 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,485 Well, I'm glad I could help. 1296 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,180 I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice. 1297 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,100 I don't know. Susanne did this weird clampy thing. 1298 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,940 No, it's pretty. 1299 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,540 You look really pretty. 1300 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,371 Thanks. 1301 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,291 I know this is stupid, but I'm still married. 1302 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,084 And it's a shitty marriage... 1303 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,420 and it's over, but it wasn't all Greg's fault. 1304 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,002 I was kind of an awful wife. 1305 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,420 - You know, I just don't wanna add to the... - No, it's okay. 1306 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,940 - It's, you know... I'm sorry. - No. Don't. 1307 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,420 You're right. I didn't mean to, you know... 1308 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,331 Anyway. 1309 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,460 You know, I get it. 1310 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,860 You know, you get a little taste of Tammy, and then you... 1311 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,660 kind of come clamoring back for more. 1312 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,860 - You get it? Really? Ha, ha. - Yeah. 1313 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,011 I'm like a Cheeto. You can't eat just one. 1314 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,180 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1315 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,140 Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips. That's not Cheetos. 1316 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,780 No, not for me. I love a Cheeto. 1317 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,740 Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two. 1318 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,140 You're gonna wanna see this. Come on. 1319 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,020 - Oh, all right. - Okay. 1320 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,460 - SUSANNE: Come on. Chop-chop. - TAMMY: We're coming. 1321 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,700 Get your asses down here. 1322 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,780 TAMMY: Hey, what did you do with the Jet Ski? 1323 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,020 LENORE: Viking burial. It's trashed. 1324 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,700 Viking burial. 1325 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,220 ALL: Viking burial! 1326 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,405 (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1327 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,500 Okay. Would you like to do the honors? It's your craft. 1328 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,140 Yeah, but you love blowing shit up, so... 1329 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,860 Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it. 1330 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,220 - Go, baby. - Get on, Lenore. 1331 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,820 The tribe has spoken. 1332 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,180 Although we did not have the opportunity... 1333 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,940 to feel your mighty engines thrum between our thighs... 1334 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,540 we salute your watery prowess... 1335 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,441 and we commend your spirit to Valhalla. 1336 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,180 - Valhalla! - ALL: Valhalla! 1337 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,780 (CROWD CHEERING) 1338 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,740 SUSANNE: Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby. 1339 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,287 (ALL CHEERING) 1340 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,860 - LENORE: Viking burial! - TAMMY: Viking! 1341 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,761 Viking burial! 1342 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,580 PEARL: Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody. 1343 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,100 - Oh, shit, Grandma. - PEARL: Hi, my name is Pearl Baizen. 1344 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,420 Excuse me. 1345 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:52,209 And I wanna take this opportunity to thank my cousin Lenore... 1346 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,260 and the beautiful Susanne for this kick-ass party. 1347 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,540 Yeah! Yeah. 1348 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,060 Mm, mm, mm. 1349 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,580 And I just wanna say happy Fourth of July! 1350 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,420 (PEARL & CROWD CHEERING) 1351 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,220 Amen, Pearl. Amen. 1352 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,860 All right, enough of that. Seriously, folks. 1353 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,900 I wanna give a little birthday gift to America. 1354 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,529 I don't know how old America is right now, but I just wanna say... 1355 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,540 happy birthday, America. 1356 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,220 - Beep. - Shit. 1357 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,940 (CROWD CHEERING) 1358 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,602 - WOMAN: Do it again! - Yes. 1359 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,180 - Those are beauties. Really beauties. - TAMMY: Let's go. You're done. 1360 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,540 You're done. You're drunk. 1361 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,460 What the fuck did you do? Go get me another drink right now. 1362 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,260 You said you weren't gonna drink. 1363 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,660 I said I wasn't gonna drink. Get me a drink. Come on. 1364 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,580 May I introduce my granddaughter, Hamburger? What are you doing? 1365 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,380 Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger. 1366 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,260 Hey, hey, hey. What? What? 1367 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,220 - Don't tell me what to do. - Just get off the... 1368 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,087 I don't want some fat loser telling me what to do. 1369 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,220 You're just being an asshole because you're drunk, and it's not okay. 1370 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,780 Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy. 1371 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,260 - She didn't mean anything by it. - I absolutely do mean it. 1372 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,860 I totally understand. I don't blame Greg. 1373 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,300 I would leave her too. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to do with her. 1374 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,420 Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. Oh... 1375 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,651 Look at that. Ugh. What? 1376 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,940 What? 1377 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,171 At least I didn't try to fuck my daughter's husband. 1378 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,180 - How'd you know about that? - TAMMY: Fuck you. 1379 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,681 What? 1380 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,060 - Always something with her. - TAMMY: You fucking drunk. 1381 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:33,020 - LENORE: Okay. We're having fun. - All right, let's get the party going. 1382 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,020 - Why's everybody being so quiet? - LENORE: We gotta go. Here we go. 1383 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,780 What? What? All right. What did I say? What did I say? 1384 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,700 Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa. 1385 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,281 (PEARL LAUGHS) 1386 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,220 LENORE: There you are. 1387 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,247 I've been looking all over creation for you. 1388 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,840 Quite a show you two put on. 1389 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,660 I didn't start anything. 1390 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,289 Well, you sure finished it, though, didn't you? 1391 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,180 What was I supposed to do? Just stand there while she said shitty things to me? 1392 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,570 - It's not fair. - What the hell does fair have to do with it? 1393 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,700 I got a big news flash for you, Tammy. 1394 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,620 Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape and claw for everything you want... 1395 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,500 just like the rest of us. 1396 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,980 You know, for years you've been bellyaching and complaining about how your life sucks... 1397 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,060 but you haven't done one single thing to make it better. 1398 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,060 It isn't magic, you know. 1399 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,340 You can't just bitch and moan and expect shit to change. 1400 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,700 You think this house just fell on my head one day? 1401 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,980 I had to work hard. 1402 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:44,180 You know, gay hasn't always been in fashion, my friend. 1403 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,603 Susanne and I... 1404 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,490 If you had any idea how hard we had to work... 1405 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,889 We didn't have anything handed to us. 1406 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,008 You need to grow up, honey. 1407 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,060 You don't know anything about me. 1408 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,483 You're not that mysterious. 1409 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,500 Dogs are mysterious. 1410 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,860 Ooh. Cats. 1411 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,260 Birds. 1412 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,762 Fish. Fish are the most mysterious. 1413 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,602 And I've made a mint, thank you, Jesus. 1414 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,804 But we're not mysterious. 1415 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,460 Look, you know... 1416 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,260 she shouldn't have said all those ugly things. I agree with you. 1417 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,380 But she's drunk. 1418 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,620 She won't remember it tomorrow. 1419 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,220 Yeah, she's always drunk. 1420 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,245 She's an alcoholic, Tammy. 1421 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,180 She's sick. 1422 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,300 You need to focus on getting your shit together. 1423 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:47,204 Why don't you figure out what it is that you really want and just go after it? 1424 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,723 Maybe you can help her out. 1425 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,900 I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks. 1426 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,481 (LENORE CLICKS TONGUE) 1427 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,260 (SINGING) Suzanne 1428 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,220 Takes you down to that place by the river 1429 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,768 Suzanne 1430 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,340 - BOBBY: Hey. - Oh! 1431 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,900 - Oh, God. - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 1432 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,820 - Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark? - I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you. 1433 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,060 It looked like you were having a hard time out there. 1434 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,340 Oh. 1435 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,020 She kind of told me I was an asshole and to get my shit together. 1436 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,660 Jesus, that's a little harsh. 1437 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,420 I'm not so sure that she wasn't right. 1438 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,740 Can't exactly keep complaining about my life and not doing anything about it. 1439 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,740 Yeah, but you had a hard night with your grandma and everything. 1440 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,940 - Yeah, that was great. - Yeah. 1441 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,780 Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know. 1442 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,020 I shouldn't have brought Earl here. I knew it. 1443 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,760 But I wanted to see you. 1444 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,807 Heh. Yeah, because I'm such a great catch. 1445 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,580 No, it's not that you're a catch. 1446 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,740 I mean, I'm not saying you're not a catch. 1447 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,300 Just, you know, my life's boring, and you're a very not-boring person. 1448 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,980 And, you know, I... it's... 1449 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,700 Wow. You're kind of super bad at compliments. 1450 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,780 Like, it's kind of amazing, really. 1451 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,860 I'm doing my best, but I think you know what I meant. 1452 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,646 I know what you meant. 1453 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,220 I don't know. I don't really think that now... 1454 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,380 is kind of a great moment for either one of... You know. 1455 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,780 You've got your dad you're chasing after. 1456 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:46,362 And I don't even have a car... 1457 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,328 or, you know, a job. 1458 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,820 You know, I don't think... 1459 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,500 that putting two messes together is gonna somehow... 1460 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,162 make an unmess, you know? 1461 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,728 I guess I just think you're wrong. 1462 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,700 Probably. 1463 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,646 I usually am. 1464 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,020 Well... 1465 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,300 I should probably get out of here... 1466 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,340 because my dad is now starting... 1467 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,127 to flash his breasts to the lesbians. 1468 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,540 Huh. Oh, God. Yeah. 1469 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:35,250 - That's probably your cue. - So... Yeah. 1470 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,880 - I guess we're goodbye-ing again. - Yeah. 1471 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,460 (TAMMY CHUCKLES) 1472 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,700 - Just wanted to mix things up a little. - BOBBY: All right. 1473 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,202 (FIREWORKS POPPING) 1474 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,528 I still think you're wrong, I gotta say. 1475 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,570 I can't hear you. Lenore's blowing shit up. 1476 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,602 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1477 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,260 - Morning. - Morning. 1478 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,740 Morning. 1479 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,380 Quite a party, huh? 1480 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,220 'Twas, indeed. 1481 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,380 Oh. I'll get in on that. 1482 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,540 Thanks for the ass-kicking last night. 1483 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,530 No problemo. 1484 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,602 - Where's Grandma? - LENORE: Outside. 1485 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,642 Maybe I'll bring her a cup. 1486 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,971 Can we call a truce, or do we have to actually fistfight? 1487 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,567 Grandma, I brought you some coffee. 1488 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,380 Hey. 1489 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,689 Hello? 1490 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,620 Grandma, I brought you some coffee. 1491 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,884 Grandma? 1492 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,980 Grandma? 1493 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,323 Grandma? Grandma. 1494 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,820 Grandma. Grandma. 1495 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,140 Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up. 1496 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,260 Grandma, wake up! 1497 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,843 Wake up! God. 1498 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,407 I'm so sorry. 1499 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,443 I'm so sorry. 1500 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,365 Shit. 1501 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,804 Hey! 1502 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,940 - She's not breathing. She's dead. - LENORE: What? 1503 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,540 - Oh, my God, what? - TAMMY: She's dead. 1504 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,020 Oh, Robin, call 911. 1505 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,020 - TAMMY: She's dead. She's not breathing at all. - You can't be serious. 1506 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,220 What's happened? 1507 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,980 She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night. 1508 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,860 - LENORE: No, no, honey. It's not your fault. - TAMMY: It is my fault. 1509 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,620 Tammy, it's not your fault. Oh, my God. What happened? 1510 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,380 (SCREAMING) 1511 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,450 Pearl! Oh, my God! 1512 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,860 Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl! 1513 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,964 Pearl! 1514 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,380 What the fuck?! 1515 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,460 - What the fuck? - What happened? 1516 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,420 LENORE: Go get her. 1517 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,660 - Oh, my God. - SUSANNE: She's not dead. 1518 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,060 - TAMMY: on, my God. - PEARL: What? 1519 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,540 - TAMMY: Sit. Okay, okay. - I think she passed out. 1520 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,660 - TAMMY: What were you thinking? - What? 1521 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,700 You weren't breathing. We all thought you were dead. 1522 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,300 You are gonna clean your shit up. You're gonna stop all this drinking. 1523 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,380 Do you hear me? You look terrible. 1524 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,180 Well, my feet... I don't feel so good. 1525 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,860 Goddamn it, Pearly. 1526 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,761 Nobody should die in a lawn chair. 1527 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,580 TAMMY: All right. All right, don't shake her, don't shake her. 1528 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,100 Don't bounce her so much. 1529 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,100 Remember, she's not taking all of her pills she's supposed to be taking. 1530 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,409 EMT: Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 1531 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,540 Did I flash my boobs last night? 1532 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,540 - TAMMY: Yeah. You did. - Did I? 1533 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,020 Yeah. You were throwing them around last night. 1534 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,260 Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook. 1535 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,260 TAMMY: They look good. I mean... 1536 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,060 Oh, my God. 1537 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,540 Oh, my God, I was mean... 1538 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,804 Oh, I was mean to you. 1539 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,740 I called you Cheeseburger. Oh, my God. 1540 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,860 - It's okay. - SUSANNE: Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay? 1541 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,820 - TAMMY: It's okay. It's okay. - PEARL: Oh, no. 1542 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,402 - SUSANNE: We'll follow, okay? - TAMMY: Yeah. 1543 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,121 Oh, shit. 1544 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,820 Hey, officers. 1545 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,220 Ambulance got here first, but she's gonna be okay. 1546 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,100 So don't worry about it. Thank you, though. 1547 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,700 Ma'am, we got reports that someone was burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night. 1548 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,620 - You see anything? - Oh. 1549 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,820 Uh, it's super uncool. I would never burn a watercraft. 1550 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,340 - Oh, no. - No. 1551 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,620 No? 1552 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,380 We've also been tracking a 2004 Cadillac de Ville... 1553 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,884 towing a Jet Ski that was involved in a robbery. Anything on that? 1554 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,220 Uh... 1555 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,180 You know, uh... Ooh, wow. 1556 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,890 That's a Hawaiian bear shirt. You don't see a lot of those around here. 1557 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,620 You probably see quite a few. 1558 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,540 You're gonna have to come with us. Let's go. 1559 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,420 - TAMMY: Oh. Come on, man. - Let's go, ma'am. 1560 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,820 Stand back, ladies. Right this way. 1561 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,500 TAMMY: I'm going with... 1562 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,980 - I bet you see a lot of bear shirts. - OFFICER: No, no, ma'am. 1563 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,420 - Constant. - OFFICER: Ma'am. Get... 1564 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,340 - Are you serious? - TAMMY: Ow. There was a bee. 1565 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,780 - There's no bees here, ma'am. - There was a bee. 1566 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,884 You can't run from the law. 1567 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,740 GUARD 1: Tammy Banks. 1568 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,890 GUARD 2: On the gate. 1569 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,740 See you later. 1570 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,163 I hope not. 1571 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,220 Hey, Dad. 1572 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,220 Tammy. You rehabilitated? 1573 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,441 - I guess. - Then let's go home. 1574 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,300 Wherever that is. 1575 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,420 Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg. 1576 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,340 Yeah, me either. 1577 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,569 Look, um... 1578 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,281 you want me to take care of that wiggly little motherfucker for you? 1579 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,921 - What? - I'll go over there and kill him for you right now. 1580 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,180 I'm old. I don't care if I go to jail. 1581 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,284 They got magazines in there, don't they? 1582 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:23,980 Oh. 1583 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:28,121 I thought you were serious for a minute. Heh... 1584 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,100 You're kidding, right? 1585 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,260 Jesus, Dad. 1586 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,620 You know we're at a prison. Okay? 1587 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,140 I do not want you to hurt Greg in any way. 1588 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,483 God. 1589 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,049 You know, Grandma told me that she made a pass at you. 1590 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:53,321 Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time. 1591 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,340 You know the ice-cream guy, Jerry Miller? 1592 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,810 He was the only one who went for it. 1593 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,740 Oh, God. 1594 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,820 Let's roll. Mom's waiting. 1595 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,970 TAMMY: Oh, God. 1596 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,700 You don't have to go in there right now. 1597 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,123 Now's a good a time as any. 1598 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,740 - Hey, Tammy. - Hey, Greg. 1599 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,980 Come on in. 1600 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,561 - TAMMY: Really? - Yeah. 1601 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,161 Well, see you kind of made yourself at home, huh? 1602 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,449 Bold. 1603 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,964 Uh... 1604 01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,220 Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay. 1605 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,820 You know? With me. 1606 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,460 Not so much what you guys did that's... 1607 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,820 I mean, you know, that's really between you... 1608 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,860 and that guy upstairs. 1609 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,900 But I think he frowns on adultery. 1610 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,085 I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually. 1611 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,404 So I'm just gonna get my stuff. 1612 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,007 MISSI: I, uh... I folded your clothes. 1613 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,300 - So glad you're home. - Thanks for letting me stay here. 1614 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,290 Oh, yeah. 1615 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,060 You look good. 1616 01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,340 - TAMMY: Yeah? - Yeah. 1617 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,260 - Prison agree with me? Heh. - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 1618 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,444 Think it kind of did. 1619 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,020 I got your room all set up so... 1620 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,460 - Yeah? - DEB: Yeah. 1621 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,420 Oh, God. I'm not bunking with Grandma, am I? 1622 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,660 - No. Heh. She's at Brookview. - TAMMY: What? 1623 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,900 Did you lock her up? That is bullshit! 1624 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,180 - Give me your car keys, Dad. - Tammy, wait! 1625 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,650 - I'm gonna remember that when you get old. - DEB: Tammy. 1626 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,971 Hey! 1627 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,300 - Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Baizen? - What? 1628 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,370 Oh, God. 1629 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,161 Come on, man. 1630 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,460 Grandma. 1631 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,740 Tammy! 1632 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,220 I didn't know you were coming. Come here, give me a hug. 1633 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,340 TAMMY: Look at you. It's worse than I thought. 1634 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,561 PEARL: Why do you have to go so fast? All right, everybody. I'll be back. 1635 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,340 TAMMY: I got the car. Let's go. 1636 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,100 - Goddamn it. Ooh. - I'll get the door. 1637 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,980 You could've killed me. What are you thinking? 1638 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,860 Just stop. Do you hear me? 1639 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,300 Oh, my God. You can still walk. 1640 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,300 Of course I can walk. I was teaching an exercise class. 1641 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,980 Why were you sitting in a wheelchair? 1642 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,180 Because most of them are in wheelchairs. 1643 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,540 Well, why didn't you tell me you were in here? 1644 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,700 I didn't wanna make you jealous. 1645 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,580 I mean, you were in jail, and I'm at this cool place. 1646 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,300 And my AA meetings are here. 1647 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,860 I made friends, and I'm seeing this 84-year-old from Philly. 1648 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,601 He was a hockey player, so he seems younger but... 1649 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:34,361 We've been going kind of slow, and this might be the weekend. 1650 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,161 Ugh. 1651 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,580 You look good. 1652 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,620 Thanks. You look great. 1653 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,940 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1654 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,380 I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so... 1655 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,291 - That's a good call. - Yeah. 1656 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,940 God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything. 1657 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,780 I'm sorry. 1658 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,660 I was a total jerk to you, and I should've taken better care of you. 1659 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,140 No, it wasn't your job to take care of me. 1660 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,642 Little bit, it was. 1661 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,740 No, I love you so much. I really do. 1662 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,380 Well, I'm pretty great. 1663 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,882 You are really great. 1664 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,331 I love you too. 1665 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,700 We're gonna spend tonight at Lenore's and get up early... 1666 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,300 - ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls. - Call me when you get to Lenore's. 1667 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,041 - All right, I will, Mom. - Don't forget. 1668 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:28,291 - Mom, I've got it, okay? - DEB: Okay, great. 1669 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,761 - Stay hydrated. - All right. 1670 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,900 Ah. Okay. 1671 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,620 - Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad. - Oh, not a problem. 1672 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,966 - Just don't rob anybody in it. - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it. 1673 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,020 Let's light this candle. 1674 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,860 (LAUGHS) 1675 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,660 Let's go, woman. 1676 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,083 - PEARL: I got it. - You're strong. 1677 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:56,900 Ooh. 1678 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,528 Dukes of Hazzard-style. 1679 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,220 TAMMY: Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go. 1680 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:11,769 ("DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1681 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,580 Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller. 1682 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,780 Ladies. Who wants a bone cone? 1683 01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,362 - Go, go. Just go. - Okay. 1684 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,764 PEARL: Ugh. 1685 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,900 So, what do you think, Grandma? It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls? 1686 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,140 I'm ready. 1687 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,771 My daddy always said that Niagara Falls is the closest thing to heaven on earth. 1688 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,122 (ALL WHOOPING) 1689 01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:57,540 (LAUGHING) 1690 01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:00,691 Oh! 1691 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,446 (MOUTHS) Sorry. 1692 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:35,369 What are you doing here? 1693 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,420 So how'd you know to come here to Niagara, anyway? 1694 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,860 A little birdie told me. 1695 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,567 - Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha. - Yes. 1696 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,020 So, what's going on with you, Tammy? What's next? 1697 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,420 Thinking about getting my own place in Louisville. 1698 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,445 - Really? - Yeah. 1699 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,887 - Interesting. - TAMMY: Yeah, it is. Isn't it? 1700 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100 Get myself a sweet little place... 1701 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,660 and, you know, maybe you can come over and watch a movie. 1702 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,940 Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions? 1703 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,860 - It's incredible, right? - BOBBY & TAMMY: Yes. 1704 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,380 - Romantic. - Yeah, it is. 1705 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,540 (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT) 1706 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,780 Oh. Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here. 1707 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,362 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1708 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,780 You think I should try to rent a barrel and try to shoot the falls? 1709 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,420 PEARL: I think we should just look at them, maybe. 1710 01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,980 - Yeah. - TAMMY: Really? 1711 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,260 I don't know. I got a good feeling. 1712 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,660 I feel like I've been thinking about a course... 1713 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,700 and if I just shoot out into the middle soft spot there... 1714 01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,260 it'll probably just pillow-carry me right over that Canadian lagoon over there. 1715 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,048 I think if anyone could do it, it would be you. 1716 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,580 TAMMY: Oh! Oh. 1717 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,700 I thought I saw the Cheetos. It's not them. 1718 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,929 You guys wanna get Cheetos? 1719 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,340 - Hey, man. How you doing? - MAN: Hey. Good. 1720 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,820 - What can I get for you? - I'm gonna have the iced tea... 1721 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,527 and then the full rack of the pork ribs. 1722 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,220 The full rack, that's a lot of sodium. 1723 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980 You wanna think about going half? 1724 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,300 Oh. Uh, no, I'm gonna get the full rack. 1725 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,700 I'm gonna say no. 1726 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,500 I'm gonna say let's, together, make a better choice. 1727 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,780 How about salmon? Give you a little cup of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up. 1728 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,900 - Better choice, still got zip. - I'm just gonna do the ribs. 1729 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,765 How's your cholesterol? 1730 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,260 - It's a concern. It's up there, but... - Oh, Jesus. 1731 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,180 - I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce. - MAN: Oh, man. 1732 01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,060 All right? Poom. You're gonna thank me later. 1733 01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,260 - I'm gonna fill that up for you. - Can I...? 1734 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,660 I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick. 1735 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,380 That dick is gonna have his own franchise in three goddamn years. What are you gonna do? 1736 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,020 Come on, shake a tit. 1737 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,140 - Happy hour's over in 20 minutes. - MISSI: Aah! 1738 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,060 - That's how it's done. - GREG: This is BS. 1739 01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,900 This is a huge mistake. 1740 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,740 You have got to stop yawning so much, Charlotte. 1741 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,446 - DON: Are you Keith? - I'm Keith. 1742 01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,881 - Aah! - Poom! 1743 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,169 KEITH: Help me, Charlotte. 1744 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,460 You were right. This hot tub is awesome. 1745 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,500 Right? Yeah. 1746 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,820 - So how you liking Louisville? - I love it. I love where I live, where I work. 1747 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,765 I love the man I lay with. 1748 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,050 - It's A-okay with me. - Great. 1749 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,940 Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome. 1750 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,340 Thank you. The secret's in the maraschino cherries. 1751 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,900 Oh. I see you got a couple of maraschino cherries yourself. 1752 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,209 - Oh! Ha, ha. - Oh! 1753 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,300 Pew. 1754 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,740 Pew, pew, pew. 1755 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,500 Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew. 1756 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,060 Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out. 1757 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,847 You dick. You know what? 1758 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,380 KEITH: You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's. 1759 01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:05,882 (ALL LAUGHING) 1760 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,848 My secrets! My secret! 1761 01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,442 (English - US - SDH)133965

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