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Oh yeah. 15 00:01:04,591 --> 00:01:06,030 Oh yeah. 16 00:01:06,308 --> 00:01:09,991 - Come on baby. - Oh yeah. 17 00:01:10,729 --> 00:01:13,808 - Oh. Oh. - Yeah. Yeah. 18 00:01:14,306 --> 00:01:15,803 Yeah. 19 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:18,823 - Yeah. - Yeah. 20 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:30,684 Fucking kids and their fucking chocolate. 21 00:02:37,072 --> 00:02:39,680 What about What's-Her-Name at the office? The strawberry blonde. 22 00:02:39,728 --> 00:02:41,819 - Who? - Who? You know who. 23 00:02:43,555 --> 00:02:45,780 She does not like me. 24 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,400 Hey, my picklock. 25 00:02:52,119 --> 00:02:53,951 Oh... magic! 26 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:56,406 I'm telling you, she likes you, man. 27 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:58,832 Listen. She's always on your case. You know what it means, don't you? 28 00:02:58,957 --> 00:03:03,004 No. She's never on my case. She's always on your case, my friend. 29 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:14,359 On the cactus... Mike, on the cactus. 30 00:03:14,407 --> 00:03:15,970 Nice. Yeah. 31 00:03:16,018 --> 00:03:18,751 She does not like me. Stop saying that. 32 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:22,588 - I'm too fat. - You're not fat. 33 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,685 You're just a little fat. 34 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:41,212 You're counteracting what you're doing. You're working out, eating's carrots, 35 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,533 doing the protein shake and then you shovel ice cream in there. 36 00:03:43,619 --> 00:03:45,489 I see you do it. It's disgusting. 37 00:03:46,564 --> 00:03:49,757 - Stress. - Have some respect for yourself. 38 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,061 - That's enough. - It's never enough. 39 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,194 OK. Now it's enough. 40 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:42,428 Daddy. Daddy! 41 00:04:42,485 --> 00:04:43,876 What? What is it? 42 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:46,619 Where are my Easter eggs? 43 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,721 Dumb furs. 44 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:55,384 - What's so funny, huh? - Nothing. 45 00:04:55,902 --> 00:04:57,600 OK. Where'd you hide them? 46 00:04:57,753 --> 00:05:00,007 If I'd my way, those kids would never find those eggs. 47 00:05:00,055 --> 00:05:01,839 - What? - I'd hide them eggs in the ocean. 48 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:04,236 Compost bin? Septic tank? What? 49 00:05:04,831 --> 00:05:07,248 Kitty litter? Oven? 50 00:05:07,852 --> 00:05:09,597 Oh, it's the oven! 51 00:05:23,264 --> 00:05:25,556 It's half past. Honestly. 52 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,558 No one will ever love me. 53 00:05:28,644 --> 00:05:30,754 I just feel like there is no hope. 54 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:32,940 I'll never be skinny. 55 00:05:33,372 --> 00:05:35,098 I just want to die. 56 00:05:35,146 --> 00:05:37,285 Does this sound familiar? 57 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:41,543 Do you like thousands of others believe, that life holds no hope for you? 58 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,312 If you're considering suicide anyway, don't make it a waste. 59 00:05:45,523 --> 00:05:50,366 With our specialized corporate branding, your family stands to make big money. 60 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:55,497 Here is how it works: You select the public location from a supplied list, 61 00:05:55,852 --> 00:05:59,132 then simply execute your contractual obligation. 62 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,596 Once you fulfilled your end of the agreement, 63 00:06:01,644 --> 00:06:04,080 we'll make sure that you reach all the major outlets, 64 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:06,133 giving you the attention you deserve. 65 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,269 Giving our corporate sponsors the visibility they deserve. 66 00:06:11,177 --> 00:06:14,620 Give the gift that keeps on giving: SPONSORED SUICIDE 67 00:06:14,994 --> 00:06:16,816 Do the right thing. 68 00:06:16,864 --> 00:06:21,362 PMJ Marketing is a subsidiary of MDK, a part of VIOK international, a division of... 69 00:06:21,928 --> 00:06:23,817 - I was there. - I know. 70 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:31,584 OK. Let's just get this over with. 71 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,726 So I don't have to see any of you for another month. 72 00:06:37,071 --> 00:06:40,984 I know you've all seen the numbers from last year. 73 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:45,415 They're predicting this year will be even worse. 74 00:06:46,163 --> 00:06:50,507 It seems our dismal fiscal performances 75 00:06:51,064 --> 00:06:54,305 finally caught the attention of the big boys at the head office. 76 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:56,712 So... 77 00:06:56,808 --> 00:07:01,949 They sent a Bogeyman to scare us out of the red and into the black. 78 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:07,540 Most of you will recognize Conrad Hubriss 79 00:07:07,626 --> 00:07:12,882 as the genius behind Sponsored Suicide. 80 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:18,214 Mr. Hubriss... Whip out your dog and pony. 81 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:21,532 Thank you, Mr. Pan. 82 00:07:26,682 --> 00:07:28,553 Easter bunnies... 83 00:07:29,253 --> 00:07:31,276 are on the payroll year-round. 84 00:07:31,324 --> 00:07:35,995 They do not however, work 365 days a year. 85 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:40,560 Now I understand that most holidays happen only once a year, 86 00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:44,060 but their profits justify their expenditures. 87 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:46,247 Not so with Easter. 88 00:07:46,573 --> 00:07:54,245 Therefore my recommendation is to reduce said delivery staff by 11.341 percent. 89 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,806 You can't fire Easter bunnies. 90 00:07:56,854 --> 00:07:59,491 They're... They're Easter bunnies. 91 00:08:00,441 --> 00:08:05,303 As it stands Easter is currently a second tier holiday. 92 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:10,213 Christmas, Hanukkah, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, 4th of July. 93 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:14,117 Those are your tier 1 holidays. 94 00:08:14,376 --> 00:08:18,672 High profits, international profile. Strong, strong merchandising. 95 00:08:19,046 --> 00:08:22,595 And there's Halloween, Kwanzaa, Easter and Canada Day. 96 00:08:22,662 --> 00:08:25,203 Or your second tier holidays. 97 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:29,634 Less profits. Less visibility. Less perceived importance. 98 00:08:30,785 --> 00:08:34,381 What we have here, ladies and gentlemen is a holiday that does well. 99 00:08:34,592 --> 00:08:36,664 Not great. But well. 100 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:41,910 And manages to chug along, year after year, just getting by. 101 00:08:42,782 --> 00:08:45,784 My job is to stop that sinking ship ladies and gentleman. 102 00:08:46,254 --> 00:08:49,908 And start making our shareholders some money. 103 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:16,416 - How'd it go boys? - Oh, same shit, different year. 104 00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:18,823 - How's things on your end, Phil? - A fucking nightmare. 105 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:21,873 A gear got jammed on the egg-painter. Now I've got to wait for a new part. 106 00:09:22,074 --> 00:09:24,913 They tell me it's gonna take an hour. I'll believe it when I see it. 107 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,704 Goddamn it, Nicholas! How many times I gotta tell you. 108 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:30,456 You've got to move the basket or that scissel won't shut up. 109 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,614 # Speaking Chinese # 110 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,925 # Speaking Chinese # 111 00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:39,577 I got over 6.5 mil eggs that I got to get over eight timezones by four. 112 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,080 - That's a fucking nightmare, I tell you. - That's bullshit, man. 113 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:45,091 You know these goddamn machines - They give me a hernia. 114 00:09:45,139 --> 00:09:47,086 Remember the good ol' days when we used to paint all these by hand? 115 00:09:47,134 --> 00:09:47,968 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 116 00:09:48,016 --> 00:09:50,730 It took a long time, but goddamn it - We got it done! 117 00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:52,150 Yeah. Ok. 118 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:54,835 You get some sleep, Phil! 119 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,712 - He's gonna have a heart attack. - Guaranteed. 120 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,522 - Hey, one more for the good guys. - Yeah. Yeah. 121 00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:17,497 What the hell? 122 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,626 This is just like that dream I have. 123 00:10:20,672 --> 00:10:22,705 - Only I'm not on fire. - Hey Mike. 124 00:10:23,002 --> 00:10:24,469 Hey Lena. 125 00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:26,809 - What's the good word? - Restraining order. 126 00:10:26,924 --> 00:10:29,811 - That's two words. - Lena, what's going on here? 127 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:33,158 Actually, that's what I need to talk to you both. You missed a house on your route. 128 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,374 Hey, you know who you're talking to? We never miss a house. 129 00:10:35,422 --> 00:10:36,860 Easy. 130 00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:40,188 That can't be right. As he said, we never miss a house. 131 00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:42,892 You sure, you got the Sulsky house? Because the computer shows... 132 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:46,067 Oh, fucking computer! It's probably got worms. 133 00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:49,606 The Sulsky house was the last house on our route. We got that one. 134 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,553 OK. 135 00:10:51,648 --> 00:10:53,720 I'll tell you what I'll do. 136 00:10:53,768 --> 00:10:56,223 I'll... write out the report personally and I'll e-mail it to you right away. 137 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,479 Perfect. 138 00:10:57,748 --> 00:11:00,347 You know what, actually my office inbox gets really packed. 139 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:03,339 So, I'll just give you my personal address. 140 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,660 Sure. That would be great. 141 00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:10,024 Oh. Great. Putting it in my basket. 142 00:11:10,072 --> 00:11:13,083 - So, I'll see you at the party tonight? - Oh yeah. We will be there. 143 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,627 Great. 144 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:18,463 Dude, that was great. You seen that look she gave you? 145 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,168 When you put her on the place. "My inbox gets packed." 146 00:11:21,216 --> 00:11:24,198 She loves it. She's a dirty, dirty girl. You ask her out. Alright? 147 00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:26,941 Dry spell over, Mikey. Ask her out. I'll see you in the locker room. 148 00:11:26,989 --> 00:11:29,415 What look? What look?! 149 00:11:31,314 --> 00:11:33,271 Yeah. I got a look. 150 00:11:33,491 --> 00:11:35,122 That was definitely a look. 151 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:39,831 Hey Lena. 152 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,209 Oh, okay Umm... 153 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:47,263 I know, you can't love someone, 'till you learn to love yourself first. 154 00:11:47,426 --> 00:11:49,738 But I just wanna let you know, that I am... 155 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,960 I’m working on that. It's going good. 156 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,834 Anyways, I was wondering, maybe if, sometime... 157 00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:59,539 When, you know, when you have some free time. 158 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,090 You know, no pressure. Maybe... 159 00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:07,825 You'd like to get together, outside of the workplace environment. 160 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,598 Oh yeah. 161 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:35,618 - Hey Mikey. - Hi. 162 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,910 Roulette tables are not perfect, right? You've got like a number one 163 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,046 and number four is gonna hit every single time. 164 00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:47,990 OK. One more. One more. 165 00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:54,041 Okay. Take it. Take it. Take it. 166 00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:58,597 Hey. 167 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:02,519 - How's the knee, Chunky? - It's fine. 168 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,945 I heard about that stunt you pulled today. 169 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:08,523 What you guys are retarded? And I can say "retarded." 170 00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:11,122 Cause I got a retarded brother. So I can say "retarded." 171 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:14,191 - That was a computer glitch. - Come on. 172 00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:19,168 You guys are an embarrassment. You embarrass the company. 173 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,256 You embarrass Liam and you embarrass me. 174 00:13:22,371 --> 00:13:26,313 You know Mike, steroids have a wide array of devastating side effects. 175 00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,905 You know that? Yeah. 176 00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:32,604 Jaundice, fluid retention, severe back acne or bacne. 177 00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:35,635 Infertility, liver tumors, baldness. 178 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:38,080 - Testicular shrinkage. - Really? 179 00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:39,864 Testicular shrinkage, I didn't know that one. 180 00:13:39,941 --> 00:13:41,763 Testicular shrinkage. 181 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:46,769 Well... I don't have back... back... Bacne. 182 00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:52,600 Cocksuckers! 183 00:13:53,156 --> 00:13:54,911 You embarrass Liam. 184 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,849 We embarrass Liam. 185 00:13:58,508 --> 00:13:59,946 Oh man. 186 00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:01,932 What's this? 187 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,212 Big guy wants to see us. 188 00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:20,595 You didn't talk to her, did you? 189 00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:29,120 Listen. I did my best. 190 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,173 Yeah. I know. I know you did. 191 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,772 Rookie. 192 00:14:41,856 --> 00:14:43,113 Come on. Make it right. 193 00:14:43,161 --> 00:14:44,734 Fuck. 194 00:14:51,399 --> 00:14:53,528 So hey Brenda. Was meaning to call... 195 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:57,278 You are such an asshole. 196 00:14:57,585 --> 00:15:00,922 You like telling everybody at the company softball game that I was easy, huh? 197 00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:03,598 You like spreading rumours? Yeah? OK. 198 00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:05,717 How about I spread a Rumour? 199 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:11,184 About how little Hanky-poo, begged a certain executive assistant 200 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:16,526 to wear a strap-on and fuck him in the ass. 201 00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:19,192 Hard. 202 00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:25,761 Good morning, Mr. Pan's office. Brenda speaking. 203 00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,392 Crazy. 204 00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,923 She tore you a new asshole, huh? 205 00:15:34,191 --> 00:15:35,975 Again! 206 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,728 Shut up. Hey, fuck you, Luiz! 207 00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,020 - Culo! - Next. 208 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,057 Sit down. Fuck you. 209 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,843 Culo. 210 00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:56,134 Close the door. You're creating a draft. 211 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,958 There you go. Beautiful. 212 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,689 You asked to see us, sir? 213 00:16:04,976 --> 00:16:06,760 I love nudes. 214 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,033 Do you know why I love nudes? 215 00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:11,191 'Cause there ain't no boobs on a bowl of fruit. 216 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:17,923 It's misogyny like that, which keeps women from Fully blooming in this world. 217 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,635 That's why you was excommunicated from the Mormon Church, sir. 218 00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,596 Thank you, darling. 219 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,291 - Sit down, boys. - Excuse me. 220 00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,749 Well... I've been looking over your files. 221 00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:40,375 Mike: Top Bunny 17 years in a row. 222 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:41,621 Yeah. 223 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,587 Volunteer work. 224 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,764 Warmer! 225 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,479 Warmer! 226 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,346 You found it! 227 00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,187 Yay! 228 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:55,700 Tore up your knee in Bosnia. 229 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:03,008 And most notably: Recipient of the golden egg for outstanding performance. 230 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,717 Impressive, Mike. Very impressive. 231 00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:14,094 Hank, your file is a little more... colorful. 232 00:17:15,821 --> 00:17:17,998 - What the fuck is that? - Hmmm? 233 00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:21,959 How many times, have you been on probation? 234 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,651 - Once? - Twenty four. 235 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,924 Is it twenty four? 236 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,254 Feels like less. 237 00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:32,968 Stealing office supplies. 238 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:37,025 Fighting with fellow employees. 239 00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:38,982 You've got it in backwards in the feeder. 240 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:41,095 You've got to twist it around a little bit... 241 00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:43,882 Sexual harassment. 242 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,589 Yes. 243 00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:51,622 Colorful. 244 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:56,590 What happened? 245 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,745 Sir? 246 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,231 With what? 247 00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:03,293 You know what. 248 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,360 This morning, six year old Lucy Sulsky, 249 00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:10,764 Was shocked and heart-broken not to find any Easter eggs. 250 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:14,735 Did I do something to make the Easter bunny mad? 251 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,334 Is there anything you'd like to say to the Easter bunny? 252 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,355 Where's my fucking chocolate? 253 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:24,488 There has been a national outcry for the misery, that befell little Lucy Sulsky. 254 00:18:24,565 --> 00:18:27,778 Early child trauma has severe damaging effects, and... 255 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,400 over the next five hours... 256 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,371 No Child Left Behind. 257 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,586 You remember? 258 00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:44,666 Anyone near retirement, new on the job, or facing disciplinary problems: 259 00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:46,776 Will be downsized. 260 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,852 - What? - Wait a second. 261 00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:54,544 You can't fire an Easter bunny. I mean... We are Easter bunnies. 262 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,424 - Exactly. - Yeah. 263 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,027 - That's fucking bullshit. You can't fire me. - No. No. No. It's... 264 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:03,799 You think you can fire me after all the eggs we hid for this company...? 265 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:05,631 - Little Lucy Sulsky, she made a mistake. - Call my union rep! 266 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,089 Then we'll see, then we'll see! - We can call the parents and explain... 267 00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:09,678 No, we can explain... Tell... Tell him. 268 00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:11,164 Hank. 269 00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:13,437 Hank. 270 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,508 I didn't do it. 271 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:21,369 What? 272 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,236 I didn't hide the eggs. 273 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,106 Look, sir. 274 00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:29,799 Mike had nothing to do with this. Alright? It's all me. 275 00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,544 He didn't know anything... Look at his face. 276 00:19:31,592 --> 00:19:34,277 He doesn't know anything. Look at him. Look at him. 277 00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:36,742 He's the best goddamn bunny you ever had. You said so yourself. 278 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,149 If you're gonna fire somebody... Fire me. 279 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,640 She was on your route. 280 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,884 You two are a team. 281 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,956 You think this is easy for me? 282 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,130 Mike... Hank... 283 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,279 You're fired. 284 00:23:02,725 --> 00:23:04,163 Hey neighbour. 285 00:23:04,777 --> 00:23:07,654 - Hey Leon. - You guys wanna buy a waffle maker? 286 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:09,707 Dude. We already got a wafflemaker. 287 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,680 Yeah, but this one makes up to four slices at the same time. 288 00:23:13,619 --> 00:23:16,046 Dude. We got a waffle maker! 289 00:23:17,388 --> 00:23:18,827 Mike, please. 290 00:23:19,211 --> 00:23:21,416 I'll eat out your asshole for fifty bucks. 291 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,063 Thirty? 292 00:23:24,121 --> 00:23:25,559 Ten? 293 00:23:25,713 --> 00:23:27,842 Please. Mike. For child support. 294 00:23:28,504 --> 00:23:29,952 We're neighbours. 295 00:23:30,518 --> 00:23:32,215 Weren't you a lawyer? 296 00:23:34,095 --> 00:23:35,533 Oh, man. 297 00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:44,011 Nine from their own 35 298 00:23:44,644 --> 00:23:47,243 just over nine minutes to go in the quarter 299 00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:50,072 And they need to score on this drive. 300 00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:54,014 Looking for the blitz that he knows is coming. 301 00:23:54,254 --> 00:23:56,028 I need... 302 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,100 to get out... 303 00:23:58,263 --> 00:24:00,210 of this house. 304 00:24:01,044 --> 00:24:03,173 Brought down at the fifties 305 00:24:05,954 --> 00:24:07,517 OK. 306 00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:14,154 - Tons of people in there. - Mike... 307 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,293 No, no, I changed my mind. I don't wanna go. 308 00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:19,112 Mike. It's gonna be fine. Alright? These are our friends. 309 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,388 - It's awkward. - It's not gonna be awkward. 310 00:24:20,436 --> 00:24:22,085 It's gonna be awkward, if you make it awkward. Alright? 311 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:25,653 I'm tired of your moody shit. Let's go. Have some fun. 312 00:24:29,604 --> 00:24:32,587 How's everybody doing? Hey baby, how you doing? 313 00:24:32,635 --> 00:24:35,272 Come find me after the party alright? Hey everybody! 314 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,379 We're pink, we stink and we're here to drink! 315 00:24:39,147 --> 00:24:41,794 How you doing? Hey Frankie, what's going on, man? 316 00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:43,903 Good man. 317 00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:45,812 You know it. Don't drink too much. 318 00:24:45,869 --> 00:24:47,577 Nice. Nice. 319 00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:51,384 - Hey Danny. What's shaking? - Fucking back, what can I say? 320 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,760 By the way, your new shower curtain? Bit gay. 321 00:24:54,808 --> 00:24:56,496 - No. No, it's not. - It's a bit gay. 322 00:24:56,544 --> 00:25:00,696 No. It's really nice. The lilacs and the hummingbirds... It's good. 323 00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:03,075 - That's not gay at all. - Listen, first of all... 324 00:25:03,123 --> 00:25:05,559 How the fuck you guys know that I got a new shower curtain. 325 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:07,793 - Ummm... - Hello. 326 00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:10,498 You're on our route, Danny. 327 00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:12,195 Jeez! Gives me the creeps! 328 00:25:12,243 --> 00:25:13,960 Anyways, what's going on? What's new? 329 00:25:14,075 --> 00:25:15,926 We got fired, Danny. 330 00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:18,765 - Fired? - You believe it? 331 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:21,728 You're fucking Easter bunnies. Can't fire Easter bunnies. 332 00:25:21,776 --> 00:25:23,147 Well... Write a letter. 333 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:26,063 What can I get you guys? C'mon. On the house. 334 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,707 - The usual. - What? Steak and a face dance? 335 00:25:30,091 --> 00:25:31,961 - Alright. - No, no. The other usual. 336 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:34,378 Two bourbons and two beerchasers. 337 00:25:34,454 --> 00:25:36,382 How about you Mikey? 338 00:25:37,725 --> 00:25:41,359 - Cranberry soda. - Yeah, alright. Coming up. Right away. 339 00:25:42,184 --> 00:25:44,476 Alright. I am getting drunk. 340 00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,768 I am getting dirty drunk. 341 00:25:46,826 --> 00:25:48,485 - Surprise... - Ladies... 342 00:25:48,543 --> 00:25:50,825 - Thank you. - No problem. 343 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,172 It's very good. 344 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,306 Ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Mike. 345 00:25:58,363 --> 00:26:00,559 Mike, this is... Athena? 346 00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:02,967 And her lovely friend... 347 00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:05,901 - Estress. - Estress. I know baby. 348 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,778 Are you really an astronaut? 349 00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:31,594 - Look. We got to hide the eggs. - Right. 350 00:26:31,642 --> 00:26:33,512 And not good enough, because the kids, 351 00:26:33,589 --> 00:26:35,785 who couldn't care less, by the way, got to find the eggs. 352 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,010 - That's doing the job half way. - That's your opinion. 353 00:26:38,058 --> 00:26:42,096 You know. I mean does the Tooth Fairy give twelve and a half cents? 354 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,630 - Hmmm? - No. 355 00:26:43,678 --> 00:26:48,272 Does a fireman put out half the fire and you know, the rest of the family burns? 356 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,979 - No. - It's bullshit. 357 00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:52,252 We're fucking jokes, Mike. 358 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,736 Fucking jokes. 359 00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:59,071 You know Easter just used us... and spit us out. 360 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,602 Easter was our pimp. 361 00:27:04,441 --> 00:27:06,244 We were Easter bitches. 362 00:27:14,645 --> 00:27:16,420 Hey. Hey. Who am I? 363 00:27:16,506 --> 00:27:18,424 Hey. Who am I? 364 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,441 Heyyy! Pretty lady! 365 00:27:31,179 --> 00:27:34,910 We are going for now to cut the company cake. 366 00:27:35,082 --> 00:27:38,765 I'm just messing... We were drinking with these Russian dudes. 367 00:27:38,861 --> 00:27:40,856 "Na zdorovye!" 368 00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:45,095 Come on, seriously. They want us back there. 369 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:46,917 Let's go. Wow. 370 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,581 I said... the company cake. 371 00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:53,697 It's double fudge delight. 372 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,964 Fuck you! 373 00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:19,122 I've never done it with an Easter bunny before. 374 00:28:19,170 --> 00:28:23,265 Oh yeah? Well, this'll be the best 8.5 seconds of your life. 375 00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:50,530 Oh God. 376 00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:52,429 Major Hank. 377 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:57,704 Ten, nine, eight... 378 00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:02,959 Seven, six, five, 379 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:05,462 four, three, two... 380 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,949 - Oh. - Yeah. 381 00:29:27,472 --> 00:29:29,275 Good morning. 382 00:29:30,858 --> 00:29:32,565 Got any jerky? 383 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,205 Umm... 384 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,912 No. 385 00:29:37,274 --> 00:29:39,115 - I was just on my way out. - Oh. 386 00:29:39,489 --> 00:29:41,589 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 387 00:29:43,546 --> 00:29:45,550 Oh. Good luck in space! 388 00:30:01,892 --> 00:30:03,762 What's that Watermelon Man? 389 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,436 Oh, that's absurd. 390 00:30:07,877 --> 00:30:09,996 You're my BFF... 391 00:30:11,607 --> 00:30:13,756 Best Friend Forever. 392 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:58,159 First of, kudos on reducing the delivery work force as per our discussion. 393 00:30:58,831 --> 00:31:02,389 Now that that's dealt with, I've got another great idea. 394 00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:06,848 As it stands the company's biggest expenditure is chocolate. 395 00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:08,354 You're wasting your time. 396 00:31:08,392 --> 00:31:10,809 That's what they said about my little Sponsored Suicide idea. 397 00:31:10,866 --> 00:31:13,760 We all saw how that turned out, didn't we? 398 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:14,927 Yes. We did. 399 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:19,728 Now, it's been nice chatting with you, but I have somewhere more important to be. 400 00:31:21,704 --> 00:31:26,719 And a lot of these bunnies, they're just coasting by and not doing their jobs, 401 00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:29,386 and they were acting all retarded. 402 00:31:29,616 --> 00:31:32,406 No. It's ok. I got a retarded brother. 403 00:31:32,704 --> 00:31:34,142 Look. 404 00:31:35,264 --> 00:31:38,333 You play with fire - You get cut. 405 00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,479 Hey. Where have you been? 406 00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:44,107 Hey. Nowhere. 407 00:31:45,354 --> 00:31:47,214 What'd you do all day? 408 00:31:49,228 --> 00:31:53,362 Nothing. I went to the store and got some stuff. Paper towels, pudding. 409 00:31:54,253 --> 00:31:56,977 What? I tell you everything I do now? 410 00:32:03,844 --> 00:32:05,580 You got pudding? 411 00:32:36,058 --> 00:32:38,484 - I went to the office. - Oh, motherfucker! 412 00:32:38,532 --> 00:32:40,949 What? You get down on your bum knee and beg for your job back? 413 00:32:41,035 --> 00:32:42,474 I'm sorry. 414 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,526 "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." 415 00:32:44,574 --> 00:32:46,406 Here, I'll give you sorry. 416 00:32:46,454 --> 00:32:49,437 Here's sorry. Come on, fatass. Come on. Fool. 417 00:32:49,696 --> 00:32:51,489 - You're crazy. - Come on! 418 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,263 - You... - Want crazy, huh? 419 00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:54,817 Come on. 420 00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,011 No. 421 00:33:05,855 --> 00:33:07,601 - Don't... - Get off. 422 00:33:27,223 --> 00:33:28,671 OK. 423 00:33:31,941 --> 00:33:33,955 How come we never hug? 424 00:33:36,132 --> 00:33:37,571 What? 425 00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:45,943 How come we never hug? 426 00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:02,784 Hi. I'll have an extra grande moccha latte with raspberry and banana shots. 427 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:08,615 Skim milk, no foam and four of these almond & white pepper biscottis, please. 428 00:34:09,593 --> 00:34:11,396 And for you sir? 429 00:34:12,087 --> 00:34:15,347 - Coffee. - Tall, grande or robust? 430 00:34:17,294 --> 00:34:18,982 I will fight you. 431 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,749 Well. I could donate my body to science. 432 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,904 Let them test shampoos and makeups on me. 433 00:34:26,961 --> 00:34:28,256 That'd be loads of fun. 434 00:34:28,304 --> 00:34:30,587 Hey. I can get that race track job, you know? 435 00:34:30,634 --> 00:34:34,145 Let them shove a stick up my ass and have dogs chase me round and round. 436 00:34:34,193 --> 00:34:37,434 Listen, there's still hope. We've just gotta tighten our belts a little. 437 00:34:37,482 --> 00:34:39,333 Cut down on the non-essentials, ok? 438 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,606 - Go. - No more eating out. 439 00:34:42,517 --> 00:34:44,963 - You'll have to cut down on cigarettes. - Nope. 440 00:34:45,011 --> 00:34:48,214 - No more Pilates classes for me. - You did Pilates? 441 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:52,731 We'd have to cut the cable and internet. 442 00:34:52,779 --> 00:34:56,030 Dude, we don't pay for that. I stole Leon's dish. 443 00:34:56,778 --> 00:34:59,693 No more deep tissue massages. No, no. Wait. No, no. 444 00:34:59,741 --> 00:35:03,290 - Those are partially coverd. - Were partially covered... 445 00:35:03,338 --> 00:35:06,340 - You'll have to drink domestic beer. - Nope. 446 00:35:06,388 --> 00:35:08,948 - I'll have to eat domestic ice cream. - There you go. 447 00:35:08,996 --> 00:35:10,435 And... 448 00:35:12,909 --> 00:35:14,837 Non-organic carrots. 449 00:35:18,443 --> 00:35:20,169 So listen, Mike. 450 00:35:21,377 --> 00:35:23,890 I didn't wanna bring it up earlier, but... 451 00:35:23,938 --> 00:35:25,885 Your golden egg, man. 452 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:27,141 No. 453 00:35:27,189 --> 00:35:31,083 Dude, it's worth a ton, we could get like six months rent for that. 454 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,569 No. 455 00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:34,938 Alright. Good. 456 00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:37,221 We tighten our belts. 457 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:40,117 We're gonna be fine. For quite some time. 458 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,348 Here we go. 459 00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:49,928 - Yeah. That's a good one. - Yeah. 460 00:35:49,976 --> 00:35:51,414 Good one. 461 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:54,445 - They're all good. All these will get you high. - And what's that? What's that there? 462 00:35:54,493 --> 00:35:56,910 - Yeah. That makes grilled cheese. - Grilled cheese. Take five for it? 463 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:58,694 - Makes waffles, too. - Anything. 464 00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:00,439 - Five? - Five bucks. 465 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,530 Thanks. Alright. 466 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,870 - Thanks guys. - Thanks Ralphie. 467 00:36:13,645 --> 00:36:15,112 Next. 468 00:36:16,206 --> 00:36:17,644 Next. 469 00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,764 Next. 470 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,967 You really think they got something for us? 471 00:36:23,044 --> 00:36:26,103 Yeah. Mike, come on. Stay positive. Alright? 472 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,450 Look, we're... We are smart, We're good-looking... 473 00:36:29,872 --> 00:36:32,442 We'll find a new job. No problem. 474 00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:35,856 I don't know. Who's gonna... Who's gonna hire an ex-Easter bunny 475 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:40,086 with a bum knee, and no computer skills, Hank? 476 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,030 - You need computer skills. - Next. 477 00:36:43,097 --> 00:36:46,291 - I've got a complaint. - What's your complaint? 478 00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:48,506 I hate my life. 479 00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:50,817 Yeah, well... Get in line. 480 00:36:52,227 --> 00:36:53,963 I am in line. 481 00:36:54,021 --> 00:36:57,550 Number 722. Number 722. 482 00:36:57,598 --> 00:37:00,398 That's me. Wish me luck. 483 00:37:00,456 --> 00:37:03,064 Wait. Wait. Hold up. 484 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,613 I thought, we talked about this... We were gonna go in together... 485 00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:10,257 Yeah, but look. That's not how it works. You'll be fine. 486 00:37:16,165 --> 00:37:18,476 - Name? - Hank. 487 00:37:18,505 --> 00:37:20,883 Former occupation? 488 00:37:21,344 --> 00:37:23,300 I defused landmines. 489 00:37:24,307 --> 00:37:25,985 Chew-chew. 490 00:37:26,388 --> 00:37:27,616 I'm good. 491 00:37:27,673 --> 00:37:29,332 Oooh. 492 00:37:29,467 --> 00:37:31,615 I would... Love a Chew-Chew. 493 00:37:31,826 --> 00:37:33,264 - Fat. - Hank! 494 00:37:34,617 --> 00:37:37,455 What was the reason for your termination? 495 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,786 We got fucked in the ass. 496 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,272 Oh. 497 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,629 Your files say: Downsizing. 498 00:37:44,754 --> 00:37:46,720 Yeah. It's a synonymn. 499 00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:50,422 Lady, our asses are broke. OK? So, we just really need a job. 500 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:53,654 But it's... It's got to be together. Because... 501 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:57,979 - We work better as a team. - Like Tonto and Lone Ranger. 502 00:37:58,123 --> 00:38:01,796 Do you have any special skills? 503 00:38:02,352 --> 00:38:06,351 I make marshmallows really well. On the fire. Campfire. 504 00:38:06,457 --> 00:38:11,070 It's not a skill, though. I'm a semi-professional break dancer. 505 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,506 I've got my own cardboard. 506 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,923 - So, that's lots of skills. - Yeah. 507 00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:19,135 - You've got plenty to put in your files. - And delivery. 508 00:38:19,188 --> 00:38:24,170 Well now you... That is so much more than just delivery. 509 00:38:24,851 --> 00:38:29,215 We provide wonder and magic... to children. 510 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,612 But we deliver it. So, it's still delivery. 511 00:38:31,636 --> 00:38:32,863 We deliver wonder. 512 00:38:32,888 --> 00:38:37,491 And the way we do that is umm... We're a conduit for joy. 513 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,874 Computer skills? 514 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:47,523 I can do some Excel spreadsheet. 515 00:39:55,202 --> 00:39:57,821 - There's got to be something... - No. But not just anything. Alright? 516 00:39:57,869 --> 00:40:01,264 Look: No buying, no selling, no math, no heavy lifting. 517 00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:04,630 No skinning rabbits, no shit, no talking to people. 518 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,625 - No... - No, no, no. 519 00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:08,284 And no shit. 520 00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:13,769 I... had a powerful jet of excrements scratch my cornea. 521 00:40:15,409 --> 00:40:16,848 Sorry. 522 00:40:43,797 --> 00:40:45,859 Kids. Kids! 523 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:49,513 Look. We got a special visitor today. 524 00:40:50,453 --> 00:40:52,246 It's Easter bunny! 525 00:40:52,294 --> 00:40:53,733 Yay. 526 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:56,169 Wow. 527 00:41:04,493 --> 00:41:08,233 Some reason, this guy has made it personal. Like it's my fault, 528 00:41:08,281 --> 00:41:11,427 that his sister likes to sleep in the nude and I have a Polaroid camera. 529 00:41:11,475 --> 00:41:14,573 Hey, it's not like there was a trespassing sign. But the next year, 530 00:41:14,621 --> 00:41:16,778 - the dip shit lays out a bear trap, OK? - Oopsie! No, no, we don't... 531 00:41:16,826 --> 00:41:18,831 No, this is a good one. This is a good one. 532 00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:21,286 A bear trap. You believe the balls on this guy, huh? 533 00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:24,575 Alright. Who knows what a bear trap is? 534 00:41:24,623 --> 00:41:27,635 Yeah. It's these big giant metal teeth. 535 00:41:27,721 --> 00:41:29,909 They lay them down on the ground and cover 'em with leafs. 536 00:41:29,994 --> 00:41:31,922 And it's just waiting there for you. You know what I mean? 537 00:41:32,027 --> 00:41:35,671 You're walking, doing your job, trying to making an honest living. 538 00:41:35,739 --> 00:41:38,520 And these things are just there. You step over them and CRUSH! 539 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:40,582 Take off your leg. 540 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,845 - Did you get away? - Shit yeah. 541 00:41:42,931 --> 00:41:45,367 Listen. I've got full medical, but there is no way... 542 00:41:45,434 --> 00:41:48,331 That I'm letting some sister fucking good ol' boy make an amputee out of me. 543 00:41:48,494 --> 00:41:50,086 No fucking way. 544 00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:52,407 So I went over to his house the next year. 545 00:41:52,455 --> 00:41:55,581 - And I took a giant bamboo... - Yay. Lunchtime everybody! 546 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,276 - So let's thank Hank. - That's a true story, by the way. 547 00:41:58,334 --> 00:41:59,839 - Yeah. - Know what I mean? Hey! 548 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,872 No. No. No. 549 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,790 Someone farted. 550 00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:10,935 Come on. OK, kids. 551 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:12,805 You're gonna love today's lunch. 552 00:42:12,882 --> 00:42:17,227 We got chocolate burgers, chocolate dogs, 553 00:42:17,275 --> 00:42:21,312 chocolate tacos with chocolate sauce. 554 00:42:21,446 --> 00:42:25,129 Fajita con chocolate. And for dessert... 555 00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:28,371 Chocolate! 556 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:42,277 Chocolate pasta? Nice. 557 00:42:43,447 --> 00:42:45,442 - Hey. - Hey. Hey, lunchlady. 558 00:42:45,518 --> 00:42:47,839 Hey, this job ain't so bad. I was talking to these kids in class. 559 00:42:47,887 --> 00:42:50,409 And now... What the...? 560 00:43:00,268 --> 00:43:02,206 Oh, it's on motherfuckers. 561 00:43:23,257 --> 00:43:26,795 This time it's chocolate. Should've seen the other guy. 562 00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:31,101 You ever see "Apocalypse Now?" 563 00:43:31,581 --> 00:43:33,768 - Oh yeah. - Yeah? 564 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,558 Yeah. 565 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,274 You ever see "The making of Apocalypse Now?" 566 00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:44,595 - Yeah. - Yeah? 567 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,837 - Yeah. - Yeah? 568 00:43:48,278 --> 00:43:49,716 Yeah. 569 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:51,846 Good. 570 00:43:52,498 --> 00:43:55,730 So, we understand each other. 571 00:44:05,752 --> 00:44:09,358 Every Easter you give away billions of chocolate eggs. 572 00:44:09,444 --> 00:44:11,918 Your company doesn't benefit from this at all. 573 00:44:11,966 --> 00:44:15,198 In fact all you're doing is getting kids hooked on chocolate. 574 00:44:15,246 --> 00:44:19,562 Who then pay somebody else good money to acquire more said chocolate. 575 00:44:20,108 --> 00:44:22,055 You can't justify this expense. 576 00:44:22,132 --> 00:44:24,558 I have come up with a sure-fire way 577 00:44:24,606 --> 00:44:28,730 to not only cut costs, but also turn a phenomenal profit. 578 00:44:29,191 --> 00:44:34,830 These fourteen times less expensive than traditional chocolate eggs 579 00:44:34,878 --> 00:44:38,138 have an infinite shelf life and are lighter. 580 00:44:38,282 --> 00:44:40,172 And here is the best part: 581 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,123 We advertise on the surface of the egg. 582 00:44:44,631 --> 00:44:47,201 Think about it. We deliver to every household in the world. 583 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:50,078 Companies will be lining up, stepping over each other 584 00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:55,056 to pay through the tooth for us to advertise their product on our eggs. 585 00:44:55,104 --> 00:44:57,233 - Hubriss... - In the first year alone, your profits... 586 00:44:57,281 --> 00:44:58,844 - Hubriss... - Yes? 587 00:44:58,892 --> 00:45:01,501 I can't go with you looking. 588 00:45:03,793 --> 00:45:08,751 In the first year alone, your profits will raise 3.421 percent. 589 00:45:09,183 --> 00:45:10,813 It's all in my report that I'll be delivering 590 00:45:10,861 --> 00:45:14,016 to the Board of Trustees, at next month's meeting. 591 00:45:14,630 --> 00:45:17,833 This company has been around a long time. 592 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:19,809 Wonder. 593 00:45:20,307 --> 00:45:21,746 Magic. 594 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:25,016 A child smiling from ear to ear. 595 00:45:26,004 --> 00:45:28,757 These were once the life-blood of this company. 596 00:45:29,457 --> 00:45:31,308 Now when I see what I've allowed to happen. 597 00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:34,050 It disgusts me. You disgust me. 598 00:45:34,213 --> 00:45:37,771 Do you even know what magic is, Conrad? 599 00:45:38,309 --> 00:45:41,608 This company will do exactly as my report suggests. 600 00:45:43,545 --> 00:45:44,983 Well. 601 00:45:45,674 --> 00:45:50,220 Last time I checked, Sparky, I still ran this company. 602 00:45:56,981 --> 00:46:00,760 Not when the board votes with me. Sparky. 603 00:46:04,308 --> 00:46:06,408 It won't pass, dude. That's... That's... 604 00:46:06,543 --> 00:46:09,746 - That's just too much. - Stop being fat. I'll stop smoking. 605 00:46:13,534 --> 00:46:15,663 - And there's the cherry. - Yeah. 606 00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:17,668 That's just great. 607 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:19,893 That's great. 608 00:46:20,094 --> 00:46:22,233 Now, we're gonna be homeless. Great. 609 00:46:23,124 --> 00:46:26,078 We're gonna travel the country in boxcars 610 00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:28,351 and get into just... splendid adventures. 611 00:46:28,399 --> 00:46:30,941 Oh. It's my dream come true. 612 00:46:31,142 --> 00:46:33,856 Now we... we got to get a lovable mutt named Scruffy 613 00:46:33,904 --> 00:46:35,976 And, and... We got to learn to play the harmonica. 614 00:46:36,062 --> 00:46:38,862 And eat lots and lots of baked beans! 615 00:46:38,987 --> 00:46:41,001 Hey. 616 00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:43,053 Good night. 617 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,720 Shut up. Shut up. 618 00:47:50,052 --> 00:47:52,037 You motherfucking, cock sucking, backstabbing asshole! 619 00:47:52,085 --> 00:47:55,298 - Mike, listen. - I want my egg back. 620 00:47:55,346 --> 00:47:57,954 I don't care what you did with it or what you have to do to get it back. 621 00:47:58,002 --> 00:47:59,748 I want my egg back. 622 00:47:59,796 --> 00:48:01,292 - Mike, Mike. - Please, get my egg back. 623 00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:03,315 What for, man? It's just a reminder of how they fucked you. 624 00:48:03,363 --> 00:48:06,298 No they didn't fuck me. You fucked me! 625 00:48:06,432 --> 00:48:09,453 Mike... I know you are upset, man. They fired you for no reason. 626 00:48:09,501 --> 00:48:11,899 No, they didn't fire me because of no reason. 627 00:48:12,052 --> 00:48:13,884 They fired me... 628 00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:22,333 'Cause of what, huh? Because of me? 629 00:48:23,206 --> 00:48:24,644 Huh? 630 00:48:25,182 --> 00:48:27,426 Come on. Come on. Say it. 631 00:48:28,653 --> 00:48:31,847 Come on. Say it. Come on. Say it, fuckface. Huh? 632 00:48:33,985 --> 00:48:37,342 What you wanna do? What you wanna do, huh? Come on. 633 00:48:37,946 --> 00:48:39,903 You wanna hit me? Yeah? 634 00:48:40,344 --> 00:48:42,089 Yeah. You wanna punch me? 635 00:48:42,137 --> 00:48:44,027 Come on. Come on. Punch me. 636 00:48:44,938 --> 00:48:47,297 Come on, Mike. Punch me. Huh? 637 00:48:47,748 --> 00:48:50,222 Come on, huh! Punch me, huh! 638 00:48:50,270 --> 00:48:53,003 You like that? Feel good. Oh yeah. 639 00:48:53,051 --> 00:48:55,890 It feels good to stand up for yourself, doesn't it? 640 00:48:55,938 --> 00:48:57,261 If anything... 641 00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:59,458 I did you a fucking favor. 642 00:48:59,506 --> 00:49:01,002 A favor? 643 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:05,068 Your little favor cost me the only thing I had. 644 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:09,566 The only thing I had. In my miserable fucking, goddamn, fucking life! 645 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,714 It's my fault your life is miserable? 646 00:49:11,829 --> 00:49:15,023 If it wasn't for me, your life would be shit. You would fucking sit in there 647 00:49:15,071 --> 00:49:17,094 and stuff your fat face 'till you fucking blew up. 648 00:49:17,142 --> 00:49:19,482 Listen man, I give that company as many years as you did. 649 00:49:19,818 --> 00:49:21,899 The difference is, when I get shat on: 650 00:49:21,966 --> 00:49:24,872 I don't put on a raincoat and say "thank you". 651 00:51:10,251 --> 00:51:12,035 Are you Easter bunny? 652 00:51:13,023 --> 00:51:14,462 No. 653 00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:16,341 You want some soup. 654 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:18,729 Who are you? 655 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,896 We're Team Jesus. 656 00:51:29,279 --> 00:51:31,753 Here you go. Nice warm soup. 657 00:51:32,185 --> 00:51:35,608 It's gonna feel really good, going down. The merciful burning light of Jesus. 658 00:51:35,724 --> 00:51:36,903 - Praise Jesus. - Praise Jesus. 659 00:51:36,951 --> 00:51:38,553 Don't worry. We're just here to help. 660 00:51:38,601 --> 00:51:40,480 Little warm soup. Nice blanket. 661 00:51:41,017 --> 00:51:43,405 And the merciful burning light of our Lord and savior. 662 00:51:43,492 --> 00:51:44,787 - Praise Lord Jesus. - Praise Lord Jesus. 663 00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:46,762 No, no... Fear not Pagan. 664 00:51:46,810 --> 00:51:49,697 Cause your soul... Can still be cleansed. 665 00:51:53,466 --> 00:51:55,806 You gotta let me in. You gotta let me in. 666 00:51:59,105 --> 00:52:00,544 Just let go... 667 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,153 Just... Gotta let me in. 668 00:52:11,342 --> 00:52:12,781 Wait. 669 00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:16,118 You'll.. You'll burn in hell, infidel. 670 00:52:16,598 --> 00:52:18,478 You'll burn in hell. 671 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:21,757 Get back in the van. 672 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:24,261 I pushed too hard, too fast. 673 00:52:51,142 --> 00:52:53,281 There's your fucking chocolate. 674 00:52:57,146 --> 00:52:58,585 What's up? 675 00:53:23,568 --> 00:53:25,006 Mike? 676 00:53:26,368 --> 00:53:27,807 Hey, Lena. 677 00:53:28,718 --> 00:53:31,585 - How you doing? - Oh, good. Good. 678 00:53:31,633 --> 00:53:34,357 Just... stretching it out. 679 00:53:35,536 --> 00:53:39,373 I haven't seen you since the party. What have you been up to? 680 00:53:39,555 --> 00:53:43,142 Oh. You know. Stuff. Yeah. 681 00:53:44,034 --> 00:53:45,971 On the burner. Yeah. 682 00:53:46,709 --> 00:53:51,926 Freelance, portfolios, expanding, assist, you know. 683 00:53:53,135 --> 00:53:55,437 - The usual. - Yeah. 684 00:53:58,074 --> 00:54:00,548 Mike, let's have a coffee. 685 00:54:04,279 --> 00:54:07,511 - You can lay eggs? - Me? No. 686 00:54:07,914 --> 00:54:09,515 No. 687 00:54:09,611 --> 00:54:11,548 - What about you? - What about me? 688 00:54:11,635 --> 00:54:13,553 I don't know. Tell me something I don't know. 689 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:15,883 - Like what? - Anything. 690 00:54:18,434 --> 00:54:21,244 Well, Easter always reminds me of my grandmother. 691 00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:26,135 And she was Ukrainian. She would always paint these amazingly beautiful eggs. 692 00:54:26,183 --> 00:54:27,584 They're called pysankies. 693 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,885 - Yeah. I know. - Oh yeah. Of course. 694 00:54:30,326 --> 00:54:32,436 And every year when we went over to her house for Easter dinner... 695 00:54:32,484 --> 00:54:34,354 She would hide one of them for me. 696 00:54:34,623 --> 00:54:37,442 And I never saw her do it. You know, she was old. 697 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:38,891 - She moved really slowly, - It's tricky. 698 00:54:38,939 --> 00:54:41,125 But I never saw her do it! 699 00:54:41,336 --> 00:54:43,763 But at the end of the night, when we're getting ready to leave. 700 00:54:43,811 --> 00:54:47,723 I'd put on my coat, put my hand into my pocket and there it was. 701 00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:50,313 This, gorgeous gift. 702 00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:54,331 She would always tell me that the Easter bunny had put it there. 703 00:54:54,379 --> 00:54:57,122 Looked forward to getting that egg every year. 704 00:54:57,170 --> 00:54:59,117 Just made me happy, you know. 705 00:54:59,999 --> 00:55:02,128 She died six days before Easter. 706 00:55:02,915 --> 00:55:05,753 On Easter morning, when I put my hand into my pocket... 707 00:55:05,801 --> 00:55:09,177 I half expected my fingers to find it there. 708 00:55:11,853 --> 00:55:13,560 Isn't that silly? 709 00:55:13,713 --> 00:55:15,152 No. 710 00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:17,578 No. It's not silly at all. 711 00:55:18,288 --> 00:55:19,727 It's really sweet. 712 00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,064 - You're sweet. - Thank you. 713 00:55:25,912 --> 00:55:28,473 This is one extremely cold spring 714 00:55:28,550 --> 00:55:31,772 and it looks it will stay that way at least until the weekend. 715 00:55:32,089 --> 00:55:34,966 We have two low pressure systems converging over the city, 716 00:55:35,014 --> 00:55:38,447 that result in high winds overnight and possibly snowballs tomorrow 717 00:55:38,802 --> 00:55:42,696 Thursday, the risk of freezing rain and Friday overcast and cold... 718 00:55:43,482 --> 00:55:46,819 So, hope you're enjoying the clear weather and sun... 719 00:55:50,253 --> 00:55:52,650 - Oh. - Hey, Hank. Got any aspirin? 720 00:55:53,245 --> 00:55:55,575 - What the fuck happened to you? - I tried it. 721 00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:57,522 Tried what? 722 00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:59,392 Sponsored Suicide. 723 00:55:59,632 --> 00:56:02,941 - Why the fuck would you do that? - 'Cause I'm a loser. 724 00:56:03,037 --> 00:56:06,720 I got fired from my job and gambled away our life savings. 725 00:56:07,046 --> 00:56:08,724 My wife left me. 726 00:56:08,992 --> 00:56:11,975 I offered Mike ten bucks to eat out of his asshole. 727 00:56:12,292 --> 00:56:14,095 Yeah, that was weird. 728 00:56:14,277 --> 00:56:17,739 - Well, looks like you're still breathing. - That's the problem. I screwed up. 729 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,165 How can you screw killing yourself? 730 00:56:20,827 --> 00:56:24,337 Sometimes, you just don't die. 731 00:56:26,543 --> 00:56:29,276 I'm gonna ask for another chance, you know. I'm gonna beg. 732 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:32,000 Beg 'm for another chance 'cause I know I can do this, you know. 733 00:56:32,633 --> 00:56:34,071 Why? 734 00:56:34,215 --> 00:56:36,718 Sometimes you just get in the way. 735 00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:39,279 I'm just tired of being in the way. 736 00:56:39,327 --> 00:56:41,302 Just wanna get out of the way. 737 00:56:41,350 --> 00:56:43,997 I've learned the most important thing in life is to love someone. 738 00:56:44,554 --> 00:56:46,290 God, I hated her. 739 00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:50,030 Once she left, I realised I didn't hate her. 740 00:56:50,644 --> 00:56:52,140 I hate me. 741 00:56:53,818 --> 00:56:55,631 I hate me, Hank. 742 00:56:56,148 --> 00:56:58,067 I hate me so much. 743 00:56:59,543 --> 00:57:01,442 I hate you too, Leon. 744 00:57:03,082 --> 00:57:04,876 Thanks, Hank. 745 00:57:05,595 --> 00:57:07,034 Hold on. 746 00:57:33,071 --> 00:57:34,798 This was fun, Mike. 747 00:57:34,961 --> 00:57:36,745 I really had a good time. 748 00:57:43,976 --> 00:57:45,903 Is everything ok? 749 00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:48,704 I'm secretly in love with you. 750 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:52,828 No, I've been secretly in love with you since the first time I saw you and... 751 00:57:53,202 --> 00:57:56,146 I wanted to tell you so many times, but... 752 00:57:57,297 --> 00:57:59,090 But I was a coward. 753 00:57:59,244 --> 00:58:01,306 Even came by here a few times, but... 754 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:04,279 Never mustered up the courage to actually tell you so. 755 00:58:06,475 --> 00:58:11,404 I've been watching you. Outside your window for a long time now. 756 00:58:11,932 --> 00:58:15,183 Yeah. You walked across your bedroom to your bed 757 00:58:15,816 --> 00:58:20,467 and take out your change and receipts from your pockets. 758 00:58:22,328 --> 00:58:25,953 And you put them in the little blue ashtray on your night table. 759 00:58:26,221 --> 00:58:29,962 God knows why you have an ashtray. You don't even smoke. 760 00:58:33,549 --> 00:58:35,764 You take your clothes off. 761 00:58:36,963 --> 00:58:38,814 And I wanna look away. 762 00:58:40,482 --> 00:58:42,362 But I can't. 763 00:58:43,743 --> 00:58:47,762 You were so beautiful. 764 00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:53,180 And I watch you. Till you fall asleep. 765 00:58:54,561 --> 00:58:58,407 I wonder what it would feel like to be lying there next to you. 766 00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:33,776 Hey, Mikey. How you doing? 767 00:59:35,081 --> 00:59:37,526 Whiskey. Leave the bottle. 768 00:59:38,437 --> 00:59:42,043 Oh Mikey. Come on, man. It's been three years. 769 00:59:42,408 --> 00:59:45,429 How about I get you a nice steak and a face dance? 770 00:59:45,477 --> 00:59:47,865 I need to get so drunk I forget I exist. 771 00:59:48,248 --> 00:59:50,128 Jesus Christ, Mikey! It can't be that bad, can it? 772 00:59:50,176 --> 00:59:52,295 Just bring the bottle. 773 00:59:55,374 --> 00:59:57,848 Oh yeah, OK. Fuck, I'll bring you the fucking bottle. Alright. 774 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,812 Here. Here's the fucking bottle. 775 01:00:16,022 --> 01:00:17,461 Love. 776 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,102 I fell in love once. 777 01:00:23,071 --> 01:00:26,255 And give up everything for it. My desire 778 01:00:26,984 --> 01:00:29,803 my ambition to make a mark on this world. 779 01:00:31,184 --> 01:00:35,184 - I don't deserve to be loved. - That's the problem right there. 780 01:00:36,325 --> 01:00:39,413 It feels like the world owes 'em something. 781 01:00:43,019 --> 01:00:45,282 Can't count on anything, anymore. 782 01:00:47,306 --> 01:00:50,960 Not your job, not your friends, not... 783 01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:56,417 You know at the end of the day, The only thing you can come home to... 784 01:00:56,465 --> 01:01:00,071 The only thing you can snuggle up 785 01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:03,849 in bed with at night is the bottom line. 786 01:01:07,513 --> 01:01:10,102 - To bottom line. - Guys, please... 787 01:01:10,409 --> 01:01:12,826 For fuck's sake. Steak and face. 788 01:01:22,905 --> 01:01:28,449 Love, it's like a hurricane, 789 01:01:29,082 --> 01:01:32,323 it happens in Florida 790 01:01:32,592 --> 01:01:35,565 it gets into everything. 791 01:01:37,416 --> 01:01:42,652 Love, it's a like a marmoset, 792 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:46,690 it may be small and cute, 793 01:01:47,073 --> 01:01:50,353 but sometimes it eats its young. 794 01:01:51,773 --> 01:01:56,827 Love, it's like a trailer park, 795 01:01:57,834 --> 01:02:00,586 ugly but functional, 796 01:02:01,248 --> 01:02:04,259 the rent is cheap enough. 797 01:02:05,938 --> 01:02:11,548 Love, it's like an interstate, 798 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:15,365 gets you from place to place, 799 01:02:16,027 --> 01:02:19,604 but it's littered with dead racoons. 800 01:02:19,738 --> 01:02:25,588 But love, love's like a garbage man, 801 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:28,907 it collects wasted filth 802 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,500 and it smells like rotten flesh. 803 01:02:33,654 --> 01:02:40,329 Love, it's like hurricane, 804 01:02:40,712 --> 01:02:43,743 it happens in Florida, 805 01:02:44,203 --> 01:02:49,583 and destroys everything. 806 01:02:50,504 --> 01:02:55,155 It destroys everything. 807 01:03:00,142 --> 01:03:07,009 Yes, it's love, love, sweet love, 808 01:03:07,153 --> 01:03:14,825 sweet, sweet love. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 809 01:03:15,036 --> 01:03:19,716 Yeah. Love. 810 01:03:41,362 --> 01:03:43,107 He's here again. 811 01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:46,148 Oh. He's waking up. 812 01:03:53,993 --> 01:03:55,431 Fuck! 813 01:04:32,066 --> 01:04:35,596 When I look in your face, I know by seeing in your face, 814 01:04:35,644 --> 01:04:40,276 That you look at me and you know, you know, you know you can't... 815 01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:44,879 Tell me, I should not've gone fired from this company. 816 01:04:45,483 --> 01:04:48,898 Huh? Can you? Don't give me that face. 817 01:04:48,955 --> 01:04:51,909 You look at me in the face with my face you tell em to... 818 01:04:53,443 --> 01:04:55,918 Alright. That's enough. That is enough. 819 01:04:55,966 --> 01:04:59,754 It's one thing for you to act retarded for our amusement. 820 01:04:59,802 --> 01:05:00,675 - Oh. - Stop. 821 01:05:00,723 --> 01:05:05,393 But it's another thing, when you come in here and you make a disgrace of yourself. 822 01:05:05,441 --> 01:05:07,724 This is your golden egg winner, folks. 823 01:05:07,772 --> 01:05:12,212 You're an embarrassment to me. You're an embarrassment to Liam. 824 01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:15,166 And you are an embarrassment to this company. 825 01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:17,496 What...? Oh shit. 826 01:05:17,803 --> 01:05:20,431 - What'd you do that for? - Oh fuck. 827 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,624 - Hey Gimp. - What?! 828 01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:26,070 - Oh. - Oh. 829 01:05:29,484 --> 01:05:31,594 Hey. Hey! Oh! 830 01:05:52,971 --> 01:05:56,117 You have one pencil... That's my coffee, rabbit! 831 01:05:56,165 --> 01:05:59,330 You have one pencil. Everyone's missing a pencil? 832 01:06:54,935 --> 01:06:57,783 Oh. And it's a mid-court reception. 833 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,878 How you doing? 834 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,249 Good. 835 01:07:07,297 --> 01:07:09,733 Let's check it back on the instant replay. And it's out. 836 01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:11,229 Really good. 837 01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:14,202 You? 838 01:07:18,278 --> 01:07:19,774 I'm alright. 839 01:07:19,889 --> 01:07:23,217 And here comes Chen, mid-court 840 01:07:23,313 --> 01:07:25,160 Walking down the alley. Confident, confident, 841 01:07:25,184 --> 01:07:26,750 haven't seen him like this in a while. 842 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:35,406 Chen is not in the game today. 843 01:07:55,747 --> 01:07:58,111 There we have it. We're gonna take a short break right now. 844 01:07:58,155 --> 01:08:01,185 and come back with the exciting second half. 845 01:08:06,143 --> 01:08:09,078 at 7:04 am, we were issued a press release stating: 846 01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,754 It's business as usual in Easter Enterprises. 847 01:08:11,802 --> 01:08:14,564 But with the monthly meeting of the Board of Trustees, tomorrow morning, 848 01:08:14,631 --> 01:08:16,885 rumours the speculation of future layoffs 849 01:08:16,923 --> 01:08:20,989 have many wondering how this will effect their Easter celebrations. 850 01:08:22,428 --> 01:08:24,624 Hey. Where you going? 851 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,760 I just got a crazy idea how to get our jobs back. 852 01:08:35,202 --> 01:08:37,024 You coming? 853 01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:45,531 Easy Breezy. 854 01:09:26,310 --> 01:09:28,237 Booyaaa. 855 01:09:36,341 --> 01:09:38,221 - Good morning. - Hello. 856 01:09:38,537 --> 01:09:40,014 - Good morning. - Hey. 857 01:09:40,072 --> 01:09:41,673 - Good morning. - Good morning. 858 01:09:41,721 --> 01:09:43,016 How are ya? 859 01:09:43,064 --> 01:09:45,088 - Ladies... - Good morning. 860 01:09:45,864 --> 01:09:47,552 So... 861 01:09:54,074 --> 01:09:55,531 OK. 862 01:09:56,069 --> 01:09:58,965 Let's just get this train wreck started. 863 01:10:01,286 --> 01:10:02,724 Thank you. 864 01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:24,629 Money. 865 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,218 Profit. 866 01:10:27,803 --> 01:10:30,834 And Cha-Ching to everyone here. 867 01:10:31,256 --> 01:10:32,742 Rich, 868 01:10:32,790 --> 01:10:33,970 Double, 869 01:10:34,018 --> 01:10:35,408 Triple, 870 01:10:35,456 --> 01:10:37,058 For your children. 871 01:10:37,106 --> 01:10:40,884 For your children's Cha-Ching Grandchildren. 872 01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:43,982 Tax free. fat cats, 873 01:10:44,068 --> 01:10:47,387 Big Cahunas, head honchos, 874 01:10:47,435 --> 01:10:52,786 High-rollers and rodeo drive legacy-be-damned. 875 01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:57,063 Are all but early Cha-Ching retirement and executive washroom. 876 01:10:57,111 --> 01:10:58,550 Cha-Ching! 877 01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:00,142 Fortune. 878 01:11:00,468 --> 01:11:02,530 Big shots. 879 01:11:03,221 --> 01:11:06,884 Do you wasted sidelines microwave dinner? 880 01:11:07,517 --> 01:11:09,320 Huh? Do you? 881 01:11:09,378 --> 01:11:11,257 - No, sir. - Not anymore. 882 01:11:11,487 --> 01:11:13,818 Not anymore now. 883 01:11:14,892 --> 01:11:18,901 Now is aggressive for money. 884 01:11:18,949 --> 01:11:20,637 - Yeah. - and Cha-Ching. 885 01:11:20,685 --> 01:11:22,027 - Cha-Ching. - Cha-Ching. 886 01:11:22,075 --> 01:11:23,360 - Cha-Ching. - Cha-Ching. 887 01:11:23,408 --> 01:11:24,703 - Cha-Ching. - Cha-Ching. 888 01:11:24,751 --> 01:11:26,794 - Cha-Ching, Cha-Ching. - Cha-Ching. 889 01:11:26,842 --> 01:11:29,326 - Cha-Ching! - Cha-Ching! 890 01:11:29,374 --> 01:11:33,622 - To everyone, the bottom line. - Yeah. The bottom line. 891 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,147 Yeah. The bottom line. 892 01:11:35,195 --> 01:11:37,151 - Alright. - Alright. 893 01:12:14,189 --> 01:12:15,628 Mike? 894 01:12:21,238 --> 01:12:22,677 Excuse me. 895 01:12:38,530 --> 01:12:40,563 You are retarded. 896 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:45,560 - Is there a...? - Mike? 897 01:12:45,608 --> 01:12:47,075 - Is there a problem here? - Hey. 898 01:12:47,152 --> 01:12:49,089 - Hey. - Hey. No, no. 899 01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:53,318 - Those are new suits, aren't they? - Yeah. 900 01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:56,685 They look good. 901 01:12:57,490 --> 01:12:59,245 You look good. 902 01:12:59,370 --> 01:13:01,355 They do. I... See ya. 903 01:13:14,839 --> 01:13:16,805 Hey, no. Hey. No, no, no. 904 01:13:16,853 --> 01:13:18,570 There is a meeting in there. 905 01:13:18,647 --> 01:13:21,974 Hey, gentleman. You can not go in there. 906 01:13:24,209 --> 01:13:25,839 That's right. 907 01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:30,462 Good morning. 908 01:13:30,587 --> 01:13:32,601 So this is where the real magic happens, huh? 909 01:13:32,649 --> 01:13:34,087 Oh my god. 910 01:13:34,212 --> 01:13:35,785 Don't shoot. 911 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:39,055 We don't have a gun. Where would we have a gun? 912 01:13:39,112 --> 01:13:41,961 - Shoot me in the head so I don't suffer. - Are you retarded? 913 01:13:42,009 --> 01:13:44,378 We're not gonna shoot you. We're not postal workers. 914 01:13:44,426 --> 01:13:46,066 Who are you? 915 01:13:46,267 --> 01:13:49,336 - I'm a fucking Easter bunny. - Yeah. Me too. 916 01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:50,899 I'm a fucking Easter bunny too. 917 01:13:50,966 --> 01:13:53,699 - You can't come in here... - Oh, shut up! 918 01:13:55,359 --> 01:13:57,210 Thank you. We're here to get our jobs back. 919 01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:59,578 We're in the middle of a very important meeting here. 920 01:13:59,626 --> 01:14:03,817 Would you please air your grievances to your union rep or... whomever? 921 01:14:03,913 --> 01:14:06,848 Who the fuck are you? I will shit in your mouth. 922 01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:09,533 How typical... How typical... 923 01:14:09,581 --> 01:14:12,391 No one is accountable for their actions. Listen bunnies... 924 01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:18,126 You weren't let go out of malice, ok? You were downsized for the bottom line. 925 01:14:18,213 --> 01:14:20,054 - Oh, the bottom line? - Yes. 926 01:14:20,102 --> 01:14:22,212 - Alright. Fine. Bottom line. - Whip it out. 927 01:14:22,499 --> 01:14:26,278 Burt "Sweet cheeks" Wachowski. You've got four grandchildren, right? 928 01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:28,522 Michael, Sara, Victoria and Matt? 929 01:14:28,570 --> 01:14:31,064 They look forward to Easter every year. 930 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:35,744 Just like you look forward, to no one finding out about the 4.7 million dollars 931 01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:37,767 you embezzled from this company. 932 01:14:37,825 --> 01:14:40,424 - No, no. Why? - Right here. 933 01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:42,141 Didn't have to be like this. 934 01:14:42,189 --> 01:14:44,624 Jill O'Brady, 531 Grands Road. 935 01:14:44,672 --> 01:14:48,403 Husband Simon, two kids. Philip and Tim. 936 01:14:48,499 --> 01:14:51,827 Although Philip's real dad... Uncle Steve. 937 01:14:51,884 --> 01:14:53,918 Ooh. Shame on you. 938 01:14:54,033 --> 01:14:55,884 Mr. Jenkins. 939 01:14:56,191 --> 01:14:59,499 Mr. Jenkins, 212 Belgravia street, 1204, right? 940 01:14:59,566 --> 01:15:00,046 - Yeah. - Yeah. 941 01:15:00,094 --> 01:15:03,000 When you were a kid, you could not wait for Easter. 942 01:15:03,057 --> 01:15:04,553 You would sleep on the coach the night before, 943 01:15:04,592 --> 01:15:08,457 just waiting to get a glimpse of that magical Easter bunny, mmm? 944 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:12,274 That was many years before you killed your twin brother and assumed his identity. 945 01:15:12,322 --> 01:15:14,403 Booyaaa. Nice. 946 01:15:15,726 --> 01:15:18,124 You should've just... shot me. 947 01:15:18,651 --> 01:15:21,010 - Want some more? - We can go on. 948 01:15:21,289 --> 01:15:25,201 I found a giant black dildo. I'm not gonna say who's it is. 949 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:28,127 Giant black dildo. 950 01:15:28,405 --> 01:15:31,493 It's funny the things you can learn about people hiding eggs in their homes. 951 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:34,495 You think you know anything about the bottom line? 952 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:38,129 You've got no idea how to play this game, amateurs. 953 01:15:38,177 --> 01:15:42,934 For every bit of dirt you can pull up. I can unearth a mountain. 954 01:15:43,030 --> 01:15:46,252 This new corporate policy will go through. 955 01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:50,242 Oh yes. It will go through and then... 956 01:15:50,539 --> 01:15:54,155 You will feel the full brunt of my bottom line. 957 01:15:56,610 --> 01:16:00,446 What are you gonna do? You have no power here. 958 01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:06,757 What are you gonna do? 959 01:16:26,005 --> 01:16:27,443 Bring it. 960 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:07,589 And we are back with Mr. Pan, 961 01:17:07,704 --> 01:17:10,504 one of the most magnanimous and mysterious business tycoons... 962 01:17:10,552 --> 01:17:12,518 Oh. I'm no tycoon, sir. 963 01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:15,299 Let's agree to disagree on that one. 964 01:17:16,028 --> 01:17:18,407 Downsizing. Speculation of health problems. 965 01:17:18,455 --> 01:17:22,233 Not to mention pressure on the Senate, to ban Sponsored Suicide. 966 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:25,302 The age of Hubriss has come to an end. 967 01:17:25,436 --> 01:17:29,148 - It's been an eventful year. - It's been colorful, Charlie. 968 01:17:29,694 --> 01:17:31,651 Pretty damn colorful. 969 01:17:32,198 --> 01:17:35,219 You know, business is a lot like life. 970 01:17:35,314 --> 01:17:38,182 And life is a lot like the weather. 971 01:17:38,623 --> 01:17:41,558 When it's warm and sunny. It's easy to smile. 972 01:17:42,507 --> 01:17:45,499 But sometimes... It's not so simple. 973 01:17:45,902 --> 01:17:49,537 Sometimes you look out the window and don't see the sun. 974 01:17:50,602 --> 01:17:52,548 You give up hope. 975 01:17:52,884 --> 01:17:57,142 Sometimes the cold gets so bad, you lose a toe. 976 01:17:58,801 --> 01:18:03,040 Maybe, that little Piggy that went to market never comes home. 977 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,500 You say... What's the point? 978 01:18:07,826 --> 01:18:09,686 I'm not going out there. 979 01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:15,431 Lucy? 980 01:18:21,953 --> 01:18:25,770 But funny thing... the sun. It's always there. 981 01:18:26,997 --> 01:18:28,436 Yeah. 982 01:18:28,781 --> 01:18:32,349 That beautiful ball of fire is always there. 983 01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:35,312 But sometimes, 984 01:18:36,597 --> 01:18:38,573 sometimes, 985 01:18:39,503 --> 01:18:43,032 it's waiting for you to come out. 986 01:18:54,004 --> 01:18:55,442 I'm hungry. 987 01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:58,022 You know what I could go for? 988 01:18:59,355 --> 01:19:01,753 - Steak 'n' face. - Steak 'n' face! 70631

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