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[sighs]
You cannot know this.
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No one can hold a map
in their head.
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I can.
It's three turnings away.
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You're so gonna
get this wrong.
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- Stop it.
- What?
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I can feel you
judging my driving.
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I'm not judging
your driving.
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Let go of the handle then.
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Oh, we were supposed to
go down that turning.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- You said three turnings.
- No, I missed one.
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Just use your phone.
You have a sat nav
on your phone.
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Oh, my God. There.
Mindful-- oh, God--
Farm. There it is.
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We're going the right way.
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I was right.
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I was right.
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[exhales]
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Do you know what
the lesbian app
for Grinder is called?
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Twat Nav.
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[sobbing]
Don't make this fun.
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[sobbing]
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It's okay.
I'm fucking okay.
I'm excellent.
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I know I seem mental,
but I'm fine.
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Okay.
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I just--
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I just sometimes need--
need you not to--
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- To take the piss.
- Don't finish my sentences.
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- Take the piss--
- Out of you and your--
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You don't always know
what I'm going to say, okay?
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- Sorry.
- Out of--
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Out of her
when she's driving.
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Me while I'm driving.
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I'm sorry.
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Is it at--
at home or...
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work or Martin or--
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I'm fine.
It's fine.
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Martin's being lovely.
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Really?
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It's fine.
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[exhales]
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I'm okay.
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Fucking psycho.
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♪♪
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Wow. Dad really
splashed out this time.
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He must be
about to do
something awful.
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No, it's just
Mother's Day.
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Oh.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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We're not supposed to
bond on this, are we?
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'Cause I really don't think
that's gonna end well.
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We're not supposed to
talk at all.
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It's a silent retreat,
God help us.
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How's everything
at the cafe? You--
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- You really don't have to.
- Thank you.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Good morning.
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Hello, hello.
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[doorbell rings]
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[sighs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Come on.
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They're probably gonna
think we're a couple.
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The fact that your mind
even goes there
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is beyond disturbing.
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Hey. We'd make
a really cute couple.
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[sighs]
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Man: Sluts!
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Yes?
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We're gonna die here.
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We're gonna be raped
and die.
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Every cloud.
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Oh, just open
the fucking door.
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- It's been
fucking forev--
- [door opens]
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Man: Welcome.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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- Yeah.
- It's really wonderful.
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- Really beautiful grounds.
- Extraordinary energy. Yeah.
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I see you've been
gifted this retreat.
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How lucky you both are.
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I hope after this weekend
you'll feel...
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rested, inspired.
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Do you have Wifi?
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No.
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Um, would you like
two single beds or a double?
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- A double. Please.
- Two singles.
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Actually, do you have
a separate room?
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I'm afraid not.
Everyone has to share here.
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It's part of
the communal--
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Singles, then.
Do you get newspapers
in the morning?
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No, we try to keep
the outside world
on the outside
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during your stay here.
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You'll appreciate it
in the end.
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I promise.
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So, here is your key.
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Thank you.
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Hope you have
a restful weekend.
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You, too.
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Wow. No papers.
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You don't read the news.
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Yes, I do.
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What happened yesterday?
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Sting wore white jeans
and a puppy got stuck
in a fan.
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Big day.
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What's that for?
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My neck and chest.
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What's that for?
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My legs and knees.
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What's that for?
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Ends of my hair.
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What's that?
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For my under eyes.
What's that?
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That is for my
face and body.
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What would you do if
someone stole all of those?
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I'd kill myself.
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Why are there no
plug sockets in here?
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Don't touch my stuff.
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What are these for?
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Nothing.
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Mm-hm.
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What?
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Oh, it's just--
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Why would you bring
such tiny batteries?
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I'm just prepared.
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Just I've only ever...
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seen them used
for remote controls.
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- Yes, well--
- Or alarm clocks.
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- Yes, all right.
- And vibrators.
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Yes. All right.
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[laughs]
You didn't have to ask
for a separate room.
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What?
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If you want to have a wank,
I can give you some space.
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Oh, my God.
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No, just if you want to
take 10 minutes,
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I'll just go into
the bathroom,
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and moisturize my wrists
for a bit.
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You are so immature.
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Oh, give it a minute.
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Oh, God!
Seriously.
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What is wrong
with your insides?
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Why did you bring
the tiny batteries?
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A-ha.
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You're a genius.
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Always know where
the reserves are.
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Woman:
Let go of your past.
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Bit on the nose.
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Now is the time
to let it go.
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Open up your senses,
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close your mouth,
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and live now.
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Welcome to the female only
Breath of Silence retreat,
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Women Don't Speak.
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Um, sorry.
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I think I'm
meant to be at, um--
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- Man: Fucking sluts!
- That one.
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Shame.
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Yes, the, uh, first
major consideration is
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why are you here?
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Can anyone here
answer that question?
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I want to shut
the noise out,
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and reconnect to my
inner thoughts
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on the road to feeling
more at one with myself.
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Excellent attitude.
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Well, you're in
the right place.
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Now, this weekend
is about being mindful.
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It's about leaving
your voice in your head,
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and trapping your thoughts
in your skull.
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Think of it as a...
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thought prison
in your mind.
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Firstly, we're going to
teach you how to breathe.
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Then we will have
a short meditation.
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Then we will
find our sanctuary
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in the partaking
of menial tasks
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all in perfect silence.
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Principal rules are
no talking.
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If you need to
communicate with any of
our other superiors,
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you can write
on that board.
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Under no other circumstances
must you communicate,
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even with each other.
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Oh, what if there's
an emergency?
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Thank you all for
coming here today.
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No matter what happens,
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a word must not be heard.
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[insect buzzing]
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Shh.
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Man:
Slag!
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Man:
Slag!
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Man:
Bitch! Fucking bitch!
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[indistinct yelling]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Fucking bitch.
Fucking piece of shit.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[indistinct yelling]
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Back here!
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Back here, back here!
Back to me! Back to me!
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All right, now,
wherever it's come from,
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your-- your upbringing,
your-- your experiences
with women,
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now is the time
to turn that around,
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to reprogram your mind,
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your body,
and your mouth.
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To be the better man.
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All right?
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So, this is Patricia.
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Yeah? She's a friend.
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Now, Patricia has just
earned a promotion at work,
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beating over
six other candidates.
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She's the youngest person
to ever achieve this role.
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What should we not say
when we meet her?
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Man 1:
Clever little munchkin?
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Excellent.
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Man 2: Who'd you blow
to get that job?
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- Okay.
- Slut.
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You fucking,
stupid slut!
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Okay. Okay.
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What should we
say to her?
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Hm?
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Well done,
Patricia.
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Very good.
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Well done,
Patricia.
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Please leave.
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Perv.
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Slut.
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Wow!
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- Well done.
- Well done.
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Well done,
Patricia.
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Slut!
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Guys. It's okay.
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Keith,
can you, please?
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Oh, my God, um,
excuse me, miss.
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- You can't be here.
- Okay.
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You really
can't be here.
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[whispering]
It's for your own good.
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Please.
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And now hands up.
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Mirror your palms.
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Look each other
in the eye,
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and... touch.
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Literally
her worst nightmare.
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Ugh.
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[whispering]
Are you all right?
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Talk to me.
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It's nothing.
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God. I can't
feel my feet.
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Do you remember we
used to go top to toe?
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Ah, kids are so weird.
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We used to do that
all the time.
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Yeah, when we were
ten and cute.
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Now we're 30 and angry.
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I'm not suggesting
that we--
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Just don't, okay?
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[buzzing]
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Stop stealing my things.
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I'm just checking
it's working.
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Oh, it's working,
it's definitely working.
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[knocking]
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[door opens]
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- Woman: Shh.
- [buzzing]
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[door closes]
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[giggling]
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Have fun.
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It's actually a really
thoughtful present.
Thank you.
261
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And Martin getting me
that sculpture.
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He must have
bent over backwards
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to get something
like that.
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I feel very lucky.
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I have to
tell you something.
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What?
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I stole that sculpture.
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From a certain
somebody's studio,
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and then I tried to
sell it through Martin,
270
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,840
and Martin took it
and gave it to you.
271
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,480
Just don't put it
pride of place when Dad--
272
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,800
Well, when they come over.
273
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,760
Okay? Because--
274
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,680
Right.
275
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,040
Claire.
276
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,200
Claire.
277
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,400
Shh!
278
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,320
Go to sleep.
279
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,280
Shit.
280
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,560
[clanging]
281
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,160
The sooner we get up--
282
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,080
Ahh!
283
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,840
[whispering]
The sooner we
get on with it,
284
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,400
the sooner
we are out of it.
285
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,680
[whispering]
That's a really nice outfit.
286
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,240
Thanks.
287
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,360
[clicks tongue]
288
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,040
Delve into your past.
289
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,360
Think of something
you can't let go of.
290
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,120
A moment of noise.
291
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,800
A moment of tension.
292
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,360
[gasping]
293
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,600
Not for now.
294
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,520
Now, a moment
when you were peaceful.
295
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,840
Fleabag:
If you could change anything
in the whole world,
296
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,520
what would it be?
297
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,160
My thighs.
298
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,760
[Fleabag laughs]
In the whole world.
299
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,480
Oh, don't tell anyone
I said that.
300
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,040
You?
301
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,120
I've always been
insecure about my face.
302
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120
You know that.
303
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,040
I know.
You shouldn't.
304
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,720
Nah, thank you, but--
305
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,040
No, seriously,
there's nothing wrong
with your nose.
306
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,600
I mean,
there's nothing wrong--
307
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,040
- Say that again.
- I mean, there's nothing--
308
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,800
- What?
- I don't know.
309
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,000
- Ahh--
- Oh, my God.
310
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
I always say
the wrong thing.
311
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,920
[laughing]
312
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,120
Ahh! Hahh!
313
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,280
[whispering]
Hot.
314
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,240
[whispering]
What is this?
315
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,360
I don't even do this
in my own home.
316
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,120
[whispering]
Oh, it's very simple.
317
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,920
We've paid them to let us
clean their house in silence.
318
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,240
[laughing]
319
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,920
Jesus.
320
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,280
[sobbing]
321
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,160
I don't want to
come down on you
like a school teacher,
322
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,520
but I'm afraid your
flagrant lack of respect
323
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,120
for the one rule
that we have here
324
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,240
is now affecting
the other students--
325
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,440
Uh, clients.
326
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,880
- Inmates.
- Cleaners.
327
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,200
Participants.
328
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,560
Do you have a problem
with the program?
329
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,800
I suggest you try
sitting here in silence
330
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,320
for the next hour.
331
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,880
It will benefit you.
332
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,640
I swear by my soul,
it will.
333
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,680
I went through
your bag.
334
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,040
- What?
- I couldn't find anything,
335
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,600
so you're just
gonna have to tell me
what's going on with you.
336
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,040
[sighs]
337
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,200
Talk.
338
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,560
Or I will scream.
339
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,600
I got the Finland
promotion.
340
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,080
What Finland promotion?
341
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,040
- How can you ask that?
- Oh, my God.
342
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,640
- I've told you about it.
- I know, I know,
the Finland promotion.
343
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,080
- That's amazing.
- Thank you.
344
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,880
Will that mean you're
a millionaire now?
345
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,000
Handy.
346
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,320
Don't be ridiculous.
347
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,280
Yes, it would.
348
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,080
What, money
makes you cry?
349
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,680
I'm turning it down.
350
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,760
What?
351
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,760
Why?
352
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,120
Martin.
353
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,840
Martin says it would be
unfair on Jake.
354
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,120
Jake's her stepson.
He's really weird.
355
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,680
Probably clinically,
but no one really
talks about that.
356
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,120
He freaks out
if she's gone for
longer than a day,
357
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,600
and he's got
this thing about
358
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,960
trying to get in
the bath with her.
359
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,560
[door creaking]
360
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,720
No. No.
No, Jake. No!
361
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,320
He's fifteen.
362
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,800
He's not your son.
363
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,200
That's not the point.
364
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,520
- Go.
- I knew you'd say that.
365
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,160
This is what
you've always wanted.
366
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,320
I know.
367
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,960
No more power suits.
Fuck load of snow.
368
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,320
I know.
369
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,080
Perfect place for your
cold, cold heart.
370
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,320
I know. I can't.
I have responsibilities.
371
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,000
Oh, come on.
372
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,760
Don't let other people
get in the way
373
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,040
of what you really want.
374
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,760
Finland is what
you really want.
375
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,680
My husband isn't
"other people," okay?
376
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,520
My husband is my life.
377
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,120
Your husband tried to
kiss me on your birthday.
378
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,040
Did he?
379
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,160
[sighs]
380
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,640
Did he?
381
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,480
[door opens, slams]
382
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,440
[door closes]
383
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,640
[sighs]
384
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,600
Man:
Sluts!
385
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600
[applause]
386
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,720
Man:
Sluts!
387
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,680
[applause]
388
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,040
[indistinct yelling]
389
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,720
Slut!
390
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,520
[applause]
391
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,400
Sluts!
392
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,960
[applause]
393
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,200
Go.
394
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,640
Sluts!
395
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,880
Man: Lovely. Lovely.
396
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,240
[applause]
397
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,120
Okay.
398
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,320
Up on your feet.
399
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,800
We're gonna say,
"Sorry, Patricia."
400
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,120
All:
Sorry, Patricia.
401
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,200
Man: Lovely.
Give yourselves
a round of applause.
402
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,840
[applause]
403
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,880
All right, guys,
well done.
404
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,840
We're gonna head back
to that house
405
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,720
better men.
406
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,520
Yeah? Well done.
407
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,920
Good work.
Great stuff.
408
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,800
That's good.
409
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,880
Go on.
410
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,320
You can do it.
411
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,240
You're ready.
412
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,320
You know, I...
413
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,680
thought I
recognized you.
414
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,200
Fair enough.
415
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,120
Probably for the best.
416
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,360
So, is your business...
417
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,320
surviving?
418
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,440
I'm sorry.
419
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,960
Oh, I don't want that.
420
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,800
So, you're doing
the whole...
421
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,280
silent escape thing?
422
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,560
Indeed.
423
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,920
Going well?
424
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,720
I touched
a colleague's breast.
425
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,080
More than once.
426
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,320
At a party, I--
427
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,640
They asked me to
go on a workshop to--
428
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,400
[sighs]
429
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,480
I'm just a very...
430
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,400
disappointing man.
431
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,840
No, thanks,
I'm trying to quit.
432
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,440
Those,
on the other hand--
433
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,880
They keep asking me,
"What do you want
from this workshop?"
434
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,720
"What do you want?"
435
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,240
I'm not telling them
what I want.
436
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,800
I want to move
back home.
437
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,040
I want to
hug my wife.
438
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,200
Protect my children,
protect my daughter.
439
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480
I want to move on.
440
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,680
I want to apologize.
441
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,800
To... everyone.
442
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,680
I want to go
to the theater.
443
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,400
I want to take clean cups
out of the dishwasher,
444
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,680
and put them in
the cupboard at home.
445
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,480
And the next morning,
446
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,800
I want to watch my wife
drink from them.
447
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,560
And I want to
make her feel good.
448
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,880
I want to make her
orgasm again.
449
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,520
And again.
450
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,320
Truly.
451
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,480
I just want to cry.
452
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,240
All the time.
453
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,560
Claire.
454
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,520
Have you seen my sister?
455
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,600
[sighs]
456
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,280
[sighs]
457
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,320
Hi, this is Boo.
458
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,840
I can't come to
the phone right now,
459
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,760
but please leave me
a "messiagio,"
460
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,440
so I'll get back to you.
461
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,360
[beep]
462
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,440
Someone should probably
disconnect that.
463
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,360
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