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[Ball thumping]
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[Cell phone buzzes]
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Yeah?
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[Francesca]
Do you have any idea what time it is?
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A watched pot never boils, Francesca.
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It's been an hour.
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You've got a lobby full of people
out here, and at 8:00, I am done.
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I don't care if the building burns down.
I'm going home.
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Wow. You and your work ethic.
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Did I ever tell you
how indispensable you are? No?
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How much longer, Saul?
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You know what? I can't say.
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80 pass along my sincerest apologies
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and tell them I'm swamped.
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Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing.
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That's the sound of thinking.
You should try it sometime.
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[Earpiece chimes]
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[Line dialing]
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[Francesca] Yeah?
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What are you waiting for? Send her in.
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[Theme music playing]
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[Music distorts]
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[Glenn] How's it coming?
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[Kim] Good.
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Did you get the mayonnaise?
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Well, here's the thing.
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They didn't have Duke's,
and I really like Duke's.
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But they didn't have it,
which is a bummer.
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I don't know.
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Think this'll work?
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I mean, technically,
it isn't actually mayonnaise, but...
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Technically, I don't think
this is mayonnaise.
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But close, right?
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What do you think?
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Should we give it a shot?
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I don't know.
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What do you think?
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Let's give it a shot.
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- ["Escape (the pifia colada song)" Playing]
- [Kim] Oh, my gosh.
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[Cissy] I don't know.
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It's as close as I could get.
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[June] Cissy, garnet and gold.
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I see it plain as day.
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Plus, they're really beautiful, cissy.
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The red ones could maybe pass for garnet.
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But the gold ones are just regular yellow.
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Well, the minute I saw them, I said "fsu."
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Besides, gold food coloring?
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- June, did you ever even hear of that?
- No. Sounds expensive.
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If they even make such a thing,
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you'd probably get flipper hands
from all the chemicals.
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Well, this is as close
as I could get, anyway.
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- It's perfect, cissy.
- Thank you.
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- This is all so beautiful.
- Looks amazing.
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- Looks delicious.
- [Kim] I forgot spoons.
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- Let me tell you about epoxy.
- Epoxy yellows.
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- You hit it with enough sun...
- He's right.
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If you just use a dark enough floor...
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Guys, I'm telling you.
We're never gonna settle this.
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I've been having this argument
five days a week.
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- But now I'm Sweden.
- Switzerland.
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- Want something to drink?
- Wine coolers?
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- [Kim] Cissy?
- Marvin doesn't like me to drink.
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Cissy.
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We're gonna get a wine cooler
down you one day.
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That was fun.
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Yeah. That was fun.
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[Bed thumping]
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[Glenn] Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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[Man on TV] That's it right there.
Good job, guys.
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[Woman]
Peter the great is buried inside me.
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- [Glenn] What did she say?
- We're gonna help each other.
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Boy, you gotta be in shape
to be on this show.
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[Kim] You sure do.
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Lots of running.
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Think they ever ran with the bulls
on this show?
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Like, in Spain?
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Well, not that we've seen, I don't think.
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Maybe it's too dangerous.
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What do you think?
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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- [Woman 1] Yeah.
- [Woman 2] We gotta go.
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I thought the potato salad
worked out great.
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- You think?
- Yep.
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Looks like rain again.
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Oh, hey, they opened a new outback
down in satellite beach.
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- You wanna go Friday?
- Sure.
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It's a date.
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[Toothbrush whirring]
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- [Woman] Yes, yes, yes...
- [Indistinct chatter]
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Can you tell me the flange diameter
of 212-dash-17-backslash-h?
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Does that come in a 3-inch riser,
or just the 2-inch?
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Abs or pvc?
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Oh, great.
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- [Saws buzzing]
- [Inaudible speech]
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-Hi.
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[In sing-song voice]
We're gonna sing at 5.
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Let me see.
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[Kim laughs] That's cute, June.
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I'll pick up the cake after lunch.
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Do you remember
what kind of ice cream Tammy likes?
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So maybe... what do you think?
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Vanilla or strawberry?
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Ooh. Um...
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- They're both good.
- I know, right?
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- Five o'clock.
- Okay, great.
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[Woman] No. Nobody makes it that long.
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Well, I mean...
Because, I mean, think about it.
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It's gotta fit in the truck, right?
So how's it gonna fit in the truck if...?
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Well, yeah.
But nobody makes a truck that long so...
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Safe to say.
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Okay.
Well, sorry we couldn't be of service.
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So, whatever happened to crack?
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How come you never hear about it
on the news anymore?
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Did everybodyjust all decide
to stop taking it?
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What's the drug that makes you dance
and put a pacifier in your mouth?
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- Ecstasy.
- Ecstasy.
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That's the big one now...
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Yeah, that's the big one.
My sister's best friend's son?
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Oh, my god.
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But I don't understand the pacifier.
Why would they all need pacifiers?
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Don't you think if you ran a store
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and some teenager came in
and tried to buy a pacifier,
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- don't you think you'd call the police?
- Yeah.
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-I sure would. —absolutely.
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What you eating?
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Tuna salad.
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I made it with
miracle whip instead of mayonnaise.
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[June] Hm. I use almond butter
instead of peanut...
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[Tammy] When I woke up this morning,
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guess what was in my living room.
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A freaking exercise bike.
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I can't believe
he got that for my birthday.
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- [Telephone ringing]
- Hold on a second.
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[Line clicks]
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Palm coast sprinkler,
watering your world since 1978.
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Please, hold.
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[Kim] Yep?
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Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you
on line 3.
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Kim?
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Yeah. Okay.
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[Line clicks]
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Yeah, so, what do you think about that?
That's pretty rude.
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What brand is it?
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I don't care who made it.
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I don't care if it's Megatron 3000
or worth $4 million.
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I'm gonna ride it
straight back to the store,
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and guess what he's gonna get
for his next birthday.
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Some hair regrowth serum.
And I'm gonna laugh at him.
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Kim wexler.
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[Jimmy] Hey, Kim.
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You know who this is?
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I'm gonna take that as a yes.
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Uh, that receptionist of yours,
is she the type to listen in?
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Okay.
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So how's Florida been treating you?
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I'm catching you
between hurricanes, I hope.
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Kim, you there?
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What do you want?
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I don't want anything.
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I just...
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It's been a while, you know?
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Just thinking it's been a while.
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And, uh, it might be nice to catch up.
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Catch up?
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Yeah, my mind was wandering this morning.
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I was not thinking anything in particular,
just random thoughts.
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And, barn, it suddenly occurred to me.
It's been six years.
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I mean, Jesus.
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I couldn't believe it.
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I thought
you might wanna know I'm still alive.
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Yep.
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I'm still out here.
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Still getting away with it.
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Feds couldn't find their own ass
with both hands and a proctologist.
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You shouldn't be calling me.
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Oh, hey, you're awake.
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You shouldn't be calling.
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Why not? Am I tying up the line
for important irrigation business?
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Come on, Kim. Say something.
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Call me an asshole. Yell at me.
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Just let me know you still got a pulse.
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Just say something.
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You want me to say something?
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You should turn yourself in.
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Do what?
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You heard me.
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I don't know what kind of life
you've been living, but it can't be much.
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Said the pot to the kettle.
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That is really rich. You preaching to me?
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You have no idea
what I did or didn't do, okay?
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And why don't you turn yourself in?
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Seeing as how you're the one
with the guilty conscience, huh?
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What is stopping you?
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Fring's in the ground.
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Mike's in the ground.
Lalo's in the ground, apparently.
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You don't have to hold back on my account.
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They can only hang me once. 80 go ahead.
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Spill your guts. Put on your hair shirt.
See what it gets you.
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Why...?
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Kim, why are we even talking about this?
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We 're both too smart
to throw our lives away for no reason.
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I just...
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I only wanted to...
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Kim.
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Kim.
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- Kim.
- I'm glad you're alive.
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- [Knocking on door]
- Yeah?
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Time to sing.
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Okay.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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J“ happy birthday to you j“
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j“ happy birthday to you j“
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j“ happy birthday, dear Tammy j“
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j“ happy birthday to you j“
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[all cheering and applauding]
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[Jet engines whirring]
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[Woman] I'll make sure they're aware.
Just remember to sit up straight
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and listen carefully
when the judge addresses you.
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Stay attentive and engaged.
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Even if you're not sure
what's going on, don't show it.
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All right. Come here.
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- Tuck your shirt in for me, will you?
- Okay.
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You gotta look good for the judge...
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Because of your record,
this judge might be looking
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to make an example of you.
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Okay, so you need to...
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[Intercom buzzes]
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Kim?
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[Kim] Hi, Cheryl.
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I'm out front.
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[Beeps]
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[Sniffles]
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[Gasps]
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Howard was murdered?
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Why?
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He was...
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In the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Where's his body?
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I don't know.
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And the police?
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Will they search again?
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They'll search.
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- I don't think they'll find him.
- [Cheryl inhales sharply]
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Cheryl, he...
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It all happened in an instant.
And he didn't...
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He didn't suffer.
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He didn't suffer?
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The lies you two made up.
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The picture you painted.
258
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,214
That's all he is now.
259
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,509
That's all anybody remembers.
260
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,680
I wanna change that.
261
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,891
What happens now?
262
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,101
Will you be tried?
263
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,978
Will you go to jail?
264
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,479
I don't know.
265
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,483
You're a lawyer, right?
266
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:25,195
You're a great one, Howard said.
267
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,989
How could you not know?
268
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,537
Bernalillo county has my affidavit.
269
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,749
It's up to the district attorney
whether to prosecute.
270
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,252
And she may not.
271
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,671
Why?
272
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,427
There's no physical evidence.
273
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,848
No remaining witnesses
other than my ex-husband,
274
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,475
assuming he's still alive.
275
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,063
I could sue you in civil court.
276
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,315
I could take everything you've got.
277
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,452
Why are you doing this?
278
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,755
[Engine starts]
279
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,432
[Sobs]
280
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,358
[Sobbing continues]
281
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,950
Oh, god!
282
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,377
[Man snoring]
283
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:32,877
[Plays note]
284
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,840
[Snoring continues]
285
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,175
Passwords.
286
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,510
Passwords.
287
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,316
[Snoring continues]
288
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,201
A hat man.
289
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,075
[Suspenseful music playing]
290
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,830
Holy shit.
291
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,428
[Toilet flushes]
292
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,721
[Door opens]
293
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,464
[Suspenseful music continues]
294
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:37,492
[Music intensifies]
295
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,661
[Jimmy] Nothing to see here.
296
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:42,998
Move along.
297
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,877
[Indistinct police radio chatter]
298
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,963
[Intense suspenseful music continues]
299
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,701
[Music softens]
300
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,621
[Snonng]
301
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,953
[Suspenseful music crescendos]
302
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,915
[Officer 1] Look at this bullshit. Look.
303
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,459
Look. What would you call this?
304
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,921
[Officer 2]
I'd call that... I don't know, what?
305
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,676
Would you call that a fish taco?
Could anybody call this a fish taco?
306
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,552
- Legally?
- Stop waving that at me.
307
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:24,307
There's one piece of goddamned pollock
no bigger than the end of my thumb.
308
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:27,727
- How can you even call that...?
- Like I'm supposed to do something? What?
309
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:30,814
I want you to look inside
and tell me what you see.
310
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:35,110
Huh? Would you or would you not
sell this to an unsuspecting public?
311
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,238
Why do you persist in ordering fish
when we're 1400 miles from the ocean?
312
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,156
Because it's on the menu, all right?
313
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,868
Because I live
in the 21st goddamn century, all right?
314
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,329
And this? This is some bullshit.
315
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:50,625
I'm telling you, I got half a mind to go
back there and smack somebody in the...
316
00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:00,635
[Dispatch over radio] Charlie 14,
Charlie 14, can you advise on your 10-16?
317
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,682
[Indistinct police radio chatter]
318
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,856
[Siren chirping]
319
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,346
[Rain pattering]
320
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,448
[Door opens]
321
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,882
What do you think? Pretty great, right?
322
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,551
Yeah. It's, uh...
323
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:06,718
Yep.
324
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,973
I just need your printed name
and signature.
325
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:18,439
Florida, Florida, Florida.
326
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,067
Why there?
327
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,071
- I guess...
- [Jimmy] It doesn't matter.
328
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,781
Doesn't have to make sense.
329
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,659
Hey, I gotta tell you.
330
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:33,079
I think you're gonna regret not taking
your share of the sandpiper money.
331
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,124
That'd buy a shitload of swampland.
332
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,636
I will, um...
333
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,472
File these tomorrow.
334
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,851
All right. Well, have a nice life, Kim.
335
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,010
[Patriotic music playing over speakers]
336
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,724
Hey, sweetcheeks, who do we got next?
Let's make some money.
337
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,352
Emilio koyama.
338
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:45,568
- Where's your paperwork?
- I don't do no papenrvork.
339
00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:48,363
He doesn't do papenrvork.
340
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,198
Who cares? Come on, come on.
341
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:49,007
Hey, yo, could I burn one of those?
342
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,198
What's up with this shit?
343
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,534
It's rainy.
344
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:19,871
Yeah, no, it's...
345
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:21,705
It's crazy.
346
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,375
It's like bananas, all this rain.
347
00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:28,421
I mean, I thought we were,
like, in a desert, you know?
348
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,682
You're a lawyer, right?
349
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:43,978
I recognize you.
350
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,858
You defended my buddy combo.
351
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,528
Christian Ortega. Juvie court?
352
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,946
Stole a baby Jesus?
353
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:59,702
I mean, not like a real baby, just a...
One of those things outside of the church.
354
00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,204
- Nativity scene.
- Yeah.
355
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,497
Knights of Columbus.
356
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:07,418
I mean, what the hell
did he even want that thing for, huh?
357
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,420
I still don't know. Dumbass.
358
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,424
I told him
he could go to hell for stealing that,
359
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,635
but did he listen to me? No.
360
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:21,682
But you, you got him off,
like, scot-free. That...
361
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,393
That was pretty slick, yo.
362
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,980
Well, tell him
I hope he's keeping his nose clean.
363
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,357
Yeah. Yeah, right on.
364
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,068
Absolutely.
365
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:37,824
Hey, so you having
all this expertise and all...
366
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,077
This guy Goodman...
367
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,039
He the real deal? Like, lawyer-wise?
368
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,124
Why do you ask?
369
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,589
I got a buddy in there
who's facing some serious time.
370
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:57,927
I mean, not baby Jesus time, but serious.
371
00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,514
You know, he needs
top-shelf legal representation.
372
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:05,768
And I tell him that, right?
But he sees this dude's commercials on TV
373
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,645
and this is where he wants to go.
374
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:11,190
And I tell him, "yo, Emilio, you know,
375
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:15,695
a funny TV commercial is
not a sound basis for, like, you know..."
376
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:20,491
I mean, like, would you go to a doctor
to do an operation on you,
377
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:23,828
on, like, your spleen or whatever
378
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,498
on the fact of a funny TV commercial? No.
379
00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:31,711
I mean, come on.
How is this any different, you know?
380
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,465
Anyway.
381
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,180
This guy, any good?
382
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:52,815
When I knew him, he was.
383
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,004
[Engine starts]
384
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,946
[Cell phone buzzing]
385
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,457
Hello?
386
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,125
[Jeft] Hey, uh, dad?
387
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,836
It's me. It's... it's Jeff.
388
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,589
Jeff? What time is it?
389
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,132
Are you okay?
390
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:26,594
Yeah. No, not really. Um...
391
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,513
I, uh... dad, I got arrested.
392
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:32,683
Oh, no. What for? Jeffie.
393
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:36,854
It's like this crazy mistake, you know?
I mean, [had an accident, okay?
394
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,690
A little Fender bender type deal,
no big thing.
395
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:44,528
My foot maybe slipped on the accelerator,
or maybe it was defective.
396
00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:47,823
I don't know.
But that's not the big deal part.
397
00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:52,036
The big deal part is, they think that I...
398
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,831
Me, committed a robbery.
399
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:59,293
- Why would they think that?
- I know, right?
400
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,421
The place where I had the accident?
This guy, this drunk guy?
401
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:06,550
He comes wandering out of his house
and flags down the cops, the police.
402
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,220
And says "hey, you know, I got robbed."
403
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:15,935
And sure enough, the police, they find
evidence of, like, breaking and entering.
404
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:19,730
And... and...
And stuff is missing, which I did not do.
405
00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:22,024
And, uh...
406
00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:27,863
Well, the police are obviously
barking up the wrong tree.
407
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:29,573
Yeah. No shit, wrong tree.
408
00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:32,284
- Wrong, like, forest.
- Exactly.
409
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:35,621
Because you would never do
something like that, would you, son?
410
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,624
No, no. No way, man. Absolutely not.
411
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:40,668
When the police took you into custody,
412
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,712
did they find any
of this so-called stolen merchandise?
413
00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:45,840
- Was it in your possession?
- No.
414
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:49,135
Of course it wasn't.
Because you didn't steal anything.
415
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:53,055
Therefore, since there's no evidence
whatsoever that you committed any crime,
416
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,266
I'd say you got nothing to worry about.
417
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,601
So, what happens next?
418
00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:01,397
Breathe deep and sit tight.
I'll have you out by lunchtime.
419
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,023
You coming down here yourself?
420
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,318
Nah, I think it'll be your mom.
421
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,697
- You'll talk to her for me?
- I sure will.
422
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,074
Straighten it all out, no problem.
423
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,326
Yeah. Okay. Good.
424
00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:18,164
You're gonna get the best legal defense
in the whole wide world.
425
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:20,374
Trust your old man on that.
426
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,501
Okay, copy that. Sit tight.
427
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,711
You do that.
428
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:38,309
[Telephone ringing]
429
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,395
[Marion] Keep your shirt on.
430
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:43,730
Hello?
431
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:49,445
Gene. Honey, do you know what time it is?
432
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,622
Oh. Oh, god. That boy.
433
00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,624
He's gonna put me in my grave.
434
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,627
Marion, it's a mistake, is all.
435
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,510
Getting picked up
for something you didn't do?
436
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:07,838
That could happen to anybody.
437
00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,717
Yeah, right, anyone.
This isn't the first time, you know.
438
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,844
He's been in trouble before. Oh, Jesus.
439
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,429
- Marion.
- The death of me.
440
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,848
- He's gonna be the death of me.
- Marion?
441
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,226
Marion, it's gonna be all right.
442
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:22,394
We'll get him out of there iickety-split.
443
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:27,525
I've been through this before.
There's nothing iickety-split about it.
444
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:33,280
Back when he was living in Albuquerque,
drunk in public, resisting arrest,
445
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:37,409
urinating in some place he shouldn't have.
446
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:39,828
And me on the telephone for hours,
447
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:44,208
long-distance, trying to find him
one of those bailout places.
448
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:48,254
I maxed out my discover card.
I'm still paying for that one.
449
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:51,382
Well, money's not gonna be a problem,
because I'm gonna help you with that.
450
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,176
No. Gene, I can't let you do that.
451
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,971
Sure you can. Jeff will pay me back.
452
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,431
And you don't have to worry
about a bondsman, either.
453
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:02,685
Because guess what,
in Omaha, they don't have them.
454
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:05,729
All right? You just walk in the station,
you pay a straight cash bail.
455
00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,815
It's not like Albuquerque at all.
456
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,613
Marion, you still there?
457
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,240
Yeah. Why...?
458
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,619
Why did Jeff call you instead of me?
459
00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:23,122
Well, I think he was scared
of how you'd take it.
460
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:27,835
Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself,
but I think it should be a family member.
461
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,420
I think that'd be best.
462
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,506
I I! Tell you what,
I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed.
463
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,967
And you do the same.
I'll swing by and pick you up.
464
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:37,094
We 7! Get this whole thing squared away.
465
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,806
What about buddy? Is he in any trouble?
466
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,810
I don't think so. Why would he be?
467
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,189
I'll see you in about an hour.
468
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,483
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks.
469
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:21,138
J“ oh, no j“
470
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,890
j“ the tide is... j“
471
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,477
j“... the things you do
that tease and hurt me bad j“
472
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,357
j“ but it's the way you do the things
you do to me j“
473
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:38,447
j“ I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up just like that j“
474
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:41,200
j“ oh, no j“
475
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:46,288
j“ the tide is high
but I'm holdin' on j“
476
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,541
j“ I'm gonna be your... j“
477
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:50,626
[rings]
478
00:52:57,758 --> 00:53:02,096
J“ I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up... j“
479
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,179
Marion.
480
00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,809
J“ just like that j“
481
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:08,852
j“ oh, no j“
482
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,233
[humming]
483
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:28,329
Marion.
484
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,044
Marion?
485
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,390
Marion.
486
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,850
- Oh!
- Hey.
487
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,477
- Hi.
- Oh, hey.
488
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,937
Everything okay?
489
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:56,024
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I just lost track of the time.
490
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,236
That's okay. Uh...
491
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,822
Wanna put some clothes on,
so that we can get moving?
492
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,198
What do you say?
493
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:08,078
Uh, well, you know,
I don't wanna slow things down.
494
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,247
I think maybe you ought to go without me.
495
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,916
[Commercial playing
indistinctly on screen]
496
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,544
[Woman] You are under arrest.
497
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,296
[Man] I better call Saul.
498
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,592
[Jimmy] Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.
Did you know that you have rights?
499
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:26,472
The constitution says you do, and so do I.
I believe that until proven guilty,
500
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:29,892
every man, woman and child
in this country is innocent.
501
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,977
And that's why I fight for you,
Albuquerque.
502
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,604
[Announcer] "Better call Saul."
503
00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:35,229
What's that?
504
00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,983
You tell me.
505
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,947
Marion, do you think that's me?
506
00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:46,700
Because it's not.
507
00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,996
There never was a nippy, was there?
508
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,584
What did Jeff tell you?
509
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,586
He didn't tell me anything.
510
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,172
Ask jeeves told me.
511
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:05,135
I typed in "con man" and "Albuquerque,"
512
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:09,681
and up you popped, big as day.
513
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:20,943
- What are you doing, Marion?
- What do you think? Calling the police.
514
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:23,487
Here, let me help you with that.
515
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:27,825
Listen, I think we're losing sight
of the bigger picture here, okay?
516
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,118
Jeff is in trouble and I wanna help him.
517
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,162
He and I sure could use your support here.
518
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:36,291
- What did you get my son into?
- Nothing that he didn't ask for.
519
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:41,755
Now, listen, I'm still the good friend
you thought I was, okay?
520
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:45,342
Jeff understands me, buddy understands me.
521
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,177
And you will too.
522
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:51,723
Just have to, you know,
keep things on an even keel.
523
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:53,516
All right?
524
00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,895
What have you got there?
525
00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:58,939
Put that down.
526
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,609
Put that down, Marion.
527
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,112
Put it down.
528
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:08,699
Do not do it, Marion.
529
00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:11,952
Final warning.
530
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,090
I trusted you.
531
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,525
[Alert blares over speaker]
532
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,737
Marion? This is Valerie with life alert.
Are you okay?
533
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,947
No, Valerie, I'm not okay.
534
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,783
There's a criminal standing in my kitchen,
threatening me.
535
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:55,454
He's a wanted man,
and his name is Saul Goodman.
536
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:58,749
All right. Marion, I'm calling the police.
I'm calling right now.
537
00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:15,724
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