All language subtitles for Superstore (2015) - S06E13 - Lowell Anderson (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Silence)_track4_[eng]

- Sorry, we're low
on shopping carts.

They haven't sent us new ones
in a while,

and a bunch of ours got busted

'cause some teens turned them
into BattleBots.

- Oh, yeah.
I saw that on YouTube.

Did that kid survive?
- Oh, well, kinda.

They couldn't fully get
the wheel out, so--

Oh, uh, excuse me.

Oh, sir!

Sorry, you can't open those
until you pay for them.

- Oh, that's all right.
I'm Lowell Anderson.

- Okay, cool.

You still have to--
- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.
You're--

You're Lowell Anderson!
- Yes.

- Cheyenne,
this is Lowell Anderson!

- Cool.
The more I hear it,

the more it just sounds like
a furniture store.

- No, but the son
of Doug Anderson,

the founder of Cloud 9!

Except Lowell's the one
that took it international

and made it what it is today.

To what do we owe this honor?

- Oh, well, I was in town
on business,

and I enjoy visiting my stores.

And using public restrooms
keeps me grounded.

- I read that in your book!

- Well, thank you.

- Um, sor--would you mind
if I took a photo?

This is a huge deal for me.

- Oh, of course, sure.

- Okay--Cheyenne, please.
- Oh, okay.

- Thank you. Thanks.

I'm Glenn Sturgis.
I'm the co-manager.

And this is
Cheyenne Taylor Lee.

- Uh-huh, okay.
- She's the floor supervisor--

- Let's take the photo now.
- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪

Please give a warm welcome
to Cloud 9 royalty:

Mr. Lowell Anderson.

[applause]

- It's an honor, sir.

Dina Fox, co-manager,
12-time employee of the month,

highest quarterly shrink
reduction in the region 2013,

never taken a vacation day.

- Oh, me neither.
How 'bout sick days?

- Nope--I was out for 49 hours
when I gave birth.

- Ha! Then I win.
- Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

- Mr. Anderson is not your
typical heartless businessman.

My father had a hardware store,
Sturgis and Sons,

and Cloud 9 undersold us
and put us out of business,

but my dad said you were always
a gentleman about it.

Even took him out to dinner
on the night

that the store closed for good.

- Wow, mensch alert.

[applause]

- I'm sorry,
did we not hear

the put him out of business
part?

- Wow, so you're
Frank Sturgis' son.

- Yes, sir.
- [chuckles]

I remember that night.

- He remembers!
- Yeah.

I mean, I'm still sharp
as a tack up here.

Yep, still asking
all the big questions.

- Wow.
For example, these, uh--

these vests.
Why?

- Because the employee handbook
says we have to wear them.

- Yeah, but how are we gonna
get inside the heads

of our customers if we're
separating ourselves from them?

No vests today.

Everybody, take your vests off.
Get 'em off!

- You heard him,
take the vests off.

Let's go.
- Get your vests off.

- Would you like the polos
also, sir?

- No, just the vests.
- Okay.

You can leave that on, Sandra.
- Oh, okay.

- Ah, you still look stuffy.

- [scoffs]
- Here!

Wear one of these.
Like a customer would.

- "The only thing I like more
than beer is twins."

- Don't you already have
that shirt at home?

- And you.
- Mm-hmm?

- Change that hair.

- T-the hair?
Uh, how?

- Well, something
groundbreaking.

Surprise me.

Your hair should literally
surprise me.

- Okay.
- Go, do it now.

- Well, yes, sir, I was gonna
give you the grand tour,

but maybe Cheyenne could do it.

- Oh, okay.

Do you have to pee
before we get started?

- Nope.
- No? Last chance.

Oh, actually now I have
to pee.

Yep.

- ♪ How long

♪ Has this been going on?

♪

♪ How long

- [laughing]

- Oh, hey, girl!

Were we meeting today?

- Uh, I just came to see Jonah.

That's all, quick hello.

- I see.

Get it, girl.

Get it, then forget it.
You know what I mean?

- I just--
- I-I don't.

- See ya later.

- [chuckles]

- She's my client.
I represent her.

- Oh, yeah, no.

You took out student loans
to become a lawyer

to represent her.

- [groans]
At least it's almost over.

Just a few more depositions.
Last night was annoying.

I had to depose
your old manager.

And her video must have frozen
a hundred times.

- Oh, you talked to Amy?

- Yeah, her connection
was terrible.

I guess she's in some cabin
up in the mountains.

- Oh, nice, nice.

Um, did she happen to say
who she was there with?

Work retreat, big group?

- I didn't ask. Why?

- Nothing. Yeah, no.
She just never seemed...

Outdoorsy.
Anyway, this weekend.

- Right.

- I wish we could really
go out.

Just like hit the club,
you know?

- Oh, mm-hmm.
- Just dance.

- Should I have told
Lowell Anderson

about our new MERV 13 filters?

- Yeah, the whole time
I was like,

why isn't she mentioning that?

- Yeah, I know.
- Oh, you know what?

Here, you had a delivery
come in for you.

- Oh, Brian made me
some dried fruit.

He's getting really good at it.
Look how small.

That is like 40 pears.

- That seems like too many
pears, but cool.

- Huh.
- What?

- Oh, he's just surprising me
with a visit this weekend.

- You seem more excited
about the fruit.

- Yeah, well,

the truth is, I'm planning on
ending things with Brian.

I just thought I had
a couple more weeks

before I had to deal with it,

but looks like
it's dump o'clock.

It's tough, you know?

Normally I would just tell him

I'm no longer stimulated by him
mentally or physically,

but Brian's such a good guy.
He deserves better.

I just want him to look back
and think,

"You know, that was nice."

- Yeah, there's no such thing
as a nice break up.

Just make it quick and clean.
Rip off the Band-Aid.

- Wow.
Quick and clean.

You cannot wait for me
to be single.

- Oh, no, that's not what
this is about.

- Look at you.

You're literally glowing
at the idea.

- Okay.

- Why are you on Emma's
social media?

- I wasn't.
- Yes, you were.

That picture was when she went
to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk

and wore a gray sweater
with a llama on it.

Are you stalking Amy?

- No--I'm not stalking.
I just...

Look, I-I heard that she was
up in the mountains,

and I was curious to see if she
took the kids, that's all.

- Hmm, do you think she went
up there with a guy?

- It's none of my business,
okay?

I was just wondering
about Emma.

Which is less weird.
I think.

- I can help you figure out
if she's with someone.

I've been monitoring her
social media for months.

I print out the good ones,
and I put them up on a board.

- Look, it's fine.
Thank you.

I--it was just bugging me,
you know?

Like when you get a tune stuck
in your head,

and you can't remember
what the song is.

It's no big deal.

Have you been monitoring
all of our social media?

- Yep, I even know about
everyone's fake accounts.

- Huh.

People have fake accounts?
That's weird.

- Is it, Scott McPhee?

Who only follows organic farms

and influencer underwear
ladies.

- You know,
people like to call me

the Elon Musk
of big-box stores,

but to me,
he's the Lowell Anderson

of, you know,
whatever it is he does.

Yuck, that's mealy.
Mm.

- Actually, I just remembered,
um, it's almost lunchtime.

You probably have to head out

to some fancy fish
and strawberries place.

- Oh, no.
I got all day.

Yeah, when I visit my stores,
I like to get involved.

You know, really roll up
my sleeves.

- Oh, cool.
I bet your elbows are rad.

- Oh, hold on.

- Oh, look at that.

That customer couldn't get
a feel for that blender

because of all
this damn packaging.

You know, the customer wants to
have a hands-on experience

with the product, but...

You know what?

Let's take everything
out of the boxes.

- Everything?
Like in the whole store?

Maybe we should talk the idea
through

before we decide if it's...
good.

- You know, I don't really
expect you to grasp

this kind of out-of-the-box
thinking,

but I'll tell you what.

Just for now,
let's go with my idea.

And once you build
a billion-dollar company,

we'll go with
one of your ideas.

[blows nose]

All right,
let's empty these boxes.

[whimsical music]

- Ew!

- Sorta straight.
Yeah.

- Glenn.
- S-sorry, one second.

I'm on the phone
with a fancy hair salon.

Yes, but it just needs to be,
you know, groundbreaking.

Well, you're the expert,
Trinity, you tell me.

Okay, no, that's good.
All right, I'll see you soon.

Love you!
Sorry, that was strange.

I'm a little nervous.
Love you. Bye.

What's up?

- Lowell was just saying
that he wants the store

to be more "hands-on,"
and I just worry

that his ideas might be
slightly...

fully wack.

- Okay, look,

Lowell's methods
may seem strange,

but that's because we're not on
his level intellectually.

I mean, this morning,
I watched a squirrel unwrap

a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
for an hour.

- Glenn, you have to
get TikTok.

That's, like, literally
all it is.

- I know, I know.

Look, just do whatever Lowell
wants, 'kay?

And I'm sorry,
I'm in a rush.

Trinity's working out
of her aunt's kitchen,

and we have to wrap it up

before the cacciatore prep
starts.

- [sighs]

- So we're taking it all
out of the boxes?

- I guess.
- Mateo.

You seem like someone
who's gotten dumped a lot.

- Because of the shirt?

You heard him tell me
to wear it.

- No, it's more
your whole thing feels

like it would be a lot.

So what's the nicest way
you've been broken up with?

- I told you,
there's no nice way to do it.

You just gotta rip off
the Band-Aid.

- He's right.

Just don't use any of those
insulting clichés, you know?

"It's not you, it's me."

- Yeah, or "I think we'd be
better as friends."

- "When I look at you,
all I see is Shrek."

- When Sophia broke up with me,
she said,

"I don't think I'm ready to
date someone as great as you."

- [groans]
- Oh, ew.

- You want them to know that
the breakup is hard for you,

so try to look sad,
but not too sad.

I aim to be as sad as possible
while still looking hot.

- It'd be easier to just let
him break up with you.

Be mean.
Start pointless arguments.

It's actually super fun.

- So about Amy.

- I told you,
I'm letting it go.

- I think I know
where she's staying.

Three days ago,
Amy posted this car selfie.

Note the parka.

Now, look at the sun reflected
in her sunglasses.

Wonderland Cabins.

That's where she is.

- Okay, this is um,

an invasion of privacy.

- You think I could follow
this trail

if she wasn't leaving
breadcrumbs?

She wants to be caught.

- Caught...going on vacation?

- Here's the phone number.

Come on, don't you wanna know?

- Okay, all right.
Look.

I'm gonna make one call,

and then this whole thing
is over, okay?

- Totally.

- Hi, uh...

I'm wondering if you have
anybody staying

in your cabins
by the name of Amy Sosa?

You don't? Okay.

Oh, do you have anybody
by the name of Bethany?

Sometimes when she travels,
she tells people

her name is Bethany.

It's like her name tag thing,
you know?

- Yeah, that never got old.

- You do?

Oh, um...

do you know if, um--
if she's there with one person,

multiple people?

I ask because I-I want to send
them a long sandwich,

and I want to know how long
the sandwich should be.

Uh-huh.

She--she checked in
with a-a gentleman.

- What's his name?

- Sorry, she's...

She's what? She's...

She's in the parking lot
giving lizard tattoos.

Okay, thank you so much
for your help.

- Amy's giving lizard tattoos?

- No, Bethany is giving
lizard tattoos.

- Right, "Bethany."

- No, no, it's not Amy.
It's Bethany.

- Right, not Amy.

- You will feel better
when it's done.

Just...

[video call ringing]

- Hey, you!
- Hey, you got a minute?

- Yeah, what's up?
Did you get the dried fruit?

- Yeah, no,
they were very small.

Um, so, look...

[sighs]

I just wanted to say that...

I'm sorry.

I didn't think
I was gonna get emotional.

But I'm not too emotional.

- Dina, is everything okay?

- Is everything okay?

See, this is just like you,

always asking
probing questions.

[sighs]

I'm a monster.

How do you even put up with me?

- It's fine.

- Look...

Brian, here's the deal.

- What are you do--

Are you closing the--

Dina!

- Uh, I'm sorry for the wait,
but we're being told

that this is...better.
- Yes!

This is very exciting for you.

You're at the forefront
of innovation.

You're like those chimps
they sent into space.

- Oh, oh, hang on, Elias,
let me help you with that.

- Well, this doesn't seem
to be working at all.

- Yeah, that's what I said.

- Well, there was no way
we could have known.

All right, here's what I want
to try next:

Once you get everything
back into the boxes,

let's get rid of the shelves.

- No!
Okay, I'm not doing that.

You have really bad ideas,
all right?

You're not a genius;
you're just a rich dick!

- Cheyenne Taylor Lee.

That is no way to talk
to Mr. Anderson.

Sir, I am so sorry.

- I was just--
You was all like--

Gah!
You know, this is so messed,

but your hair looks
really good,

and if you could text me
Trinity's number,

that would be great.

♪

- Do you like it?
I mean, please, be honest.

- I don't.

It's bad.

And honestly,
I find it a little odd

that you would get a haircut
in the middle of a workday.

- Wait, you said
that I should--

- Now, about this
Cheyenne person.

I assume you're gonna
write her up,

remind her who's in charge.

- I-I don't think
that's necessary.

I mean, she knows
who's in charge.

I've got the good clipboard.

- No consequences, hmm?

Like father, like son.

Glenn, I'm gonna tell you
something painful,

but you need to know.

I didn't exactly buy your dad
dinner that night.

Truth is, that night,
I offered your dad a chance

to save his store.

I told him I'd stop
underselling him

if he could prove he could run
with the big dogs

by eating a can of dog food.

It was very funny.

- What's the funny part?

- Well, he ate the dog food,
and I closed his store anyway.

I mean, you get it?

- I can see why dad changed
some details

about that evening.
- Glenn,

there are two kinds of people
in this world.

Weak people, who eat dog food,

and strong people,
who make them eat it.

Now, what kind are you?

- Are we sure
there's just the two?

[cell phone ringing]

- Hey, Brian.
What's up?

- Hey, look,
I'm sorry to bug you.

It's just that I had this
strange conversation

with Dina just now,
and she's not picking up.

Is she, like, really busy
or something?

- Yeah, that's probably it.

You know, Thursday
and everything.

- Yeah, okay, good.
'Cause I was...

I was starting to wonder
if maybe

she was trying to break up
with me.

- Oh, no, I wouldn't know
anything about that.

But, look, Brian,
you're a solid guy,

and if, by some chance,
Dina doesn't see that anymore,

you'll be fine.
You're a vet.

That'll be great
on the dating apps.

You'll have pictures of you--
- Dating apps?

You think she is trying
to break up with me.

- No, I didn't--
I didn't say that.

You said that.
- Yeah, but then you said it.

- You--what I said was just
like maybe--mm.

- Garrett, can you hear--
[sighs]

Am I frozen?
Garrett!

- Is that Brian?

- I think we have
a bad connection.

- Yeah.
- Can you hear me?

- What is going on?

- Well, Garrett just told me

that you're breaking up
with me.

- Garrett, what the hell?

- So it's not true?

- No...

it is, but he wasn't supposed
to tell you.

I've been working on
a whole thing.

- Dina.

Just tell me.

- Okay, the thing is...

I just don't think I'm ready to
date someone as great as you.

- Honestly, Dina...

That is like the nicest thing
I've ever heard

someone say to me.
I mean, I'm, like, flattered.

You know, if you're not ready,
you're not ready.

But is there any chance
that maybe you could...

get ready?
Like over time?

- No.

That's how great you are.

- Damn.
- Yeah.

- See you later, man.

- Okay, I think I have a lead,
but it's a long shot.

Amy's cousin's ex is following

one of "Scott McPhee's"
favorite...

influencers.
- Oh, Emma just posted.

- What?

What's it say?
What's it say?

"Having a great time
in the snow

with my mom and little bro.

♪FamilyTrip,
#HighInTheMountains."

- Oh, my God.

She's just
with Emma and Parker.

She's still single.

Wow.

That was scary.
[laughs]

Look at my hand.

- Yeah, although
I am concerned about

♪HighInTheMountains.

Do you think Emma's
smoking pot again?

- Who cares?

What matters is
that Amy's single.

Now, here's the plan.

You're gonna call Amy
and say you want

one last special night
together.

But here's what
she doesn't know:

I'm gonna poke a hole
in the condom.

- What?
No, this isn't--

No, no.

I'm over Amy, okay?
And I'm with Hannah now.

- Then what the [bleep]
have we been doing all day?

- I'm actually okay
with the fit.

It's just,
I don't really like beer.

Or twins, honestly.

It's like,
again with this person?

[laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

- Cheyenne,
are you even listening?

This shirt is ruining my life.

It is crazy soft, though.
But again, the fit.

- There you are, Cheyenne.
Do you have a moment?

Of course, you do.
Go ahead, Glenn.

Tell her.
- Tell me what?

- Um, Cheyenne, I'm sorry.

I have no choice.

Actually, I don't have anything
to tell you.

Except that I'm sorry.

- Oh, okay.

- Two kinds of people, Glenn.

- That's right.

- Where are you going?

- And I'm the kind of people

who make other people
eat dog food.

- Okay, what?

- This is for my dad.

And for all the other
little guys

that you shoved around.

So yeah, you--y-you eat it!

Come on, y-you jerk.

- [laughs]
Yeah.

- [grunts]
- Okay, Glenn.

[disgusted groans]

- Oh, he's just insane.

That's why he didn't like
the cardigan.

- Give it back.
- No, no, I gotta finish it.

All the best stuff settles down
at the bottom.

- Oh.
- I--okay.

- Okay, Mr. Anderson.

The parking lot's
right out here,

and thank you for coming,

and you are welcome back
any time.

- Yes, or you can check out any
other Cloud 9 in St. Louis.

- Yeah, I hear Quincy is dope.

- Oh, the skylight one.
Huh, that's a great idea.

Yeah, I would like to see
as many as possible

before Zephra shuts them
all down.

Anyway, hey, don't let my wife
know I spoiled my dinner.

- Oh, no, sir.
We wouldn't do that.

[both laugh]

- what did he mean by Zephra
shutting down all the Cloud 9s?

- Who knows?
The guy's clearly lost it.

- Yeah, that wife he mentioned?

She's probably just a mop
with sunglasses.

- I don't know.

I mean, in-store sales have
been down 'cause of COVID.

And it would kind of explain

why corporate hasn't sent those
replacement shopping carts.

- Cheyenne,
he ate the entire can.

- And it's not even like
it was cat food, you know,

where you look at the picture
on the can,

and you're like, well, maybe.

- Mm.

- You know,
maybe it was my fault.

I didn't explicitly say

"don't break up
with my boyfriend for me."

- Hold on.
Okay, Brian called me.

I wasn't trying
to break you guys up.

- Oh, come on.
No one is buying that.

Look at you.
You are dying to date me.

You're practically drooling.
- Okay, you know what?

You're the one who keeps
bringing this up.

Maybe you're the one
who's dying to date me.

- That's ridiculous.
You do nothing for me.

But if you want it so bad,

I mean, I can take pity on you,
and we can get dinner tonight.

- Okay, so we'll go out
to dinner

because I want to.
Not you, me.

- Exactly.

And you probably want to go
somewhere fancy,

like Tony Rotundo's because
that's how pathetic you are.

- Oh, sure.

You just happened to mention
my favorite restaurant

because clearly you don't care
about me at all.

- Pfft, you're loving this.

I bet you are gonna have
a great time.

- Oh, more like you will.
Time of your frickin' life.

- We are so close to settling
this thing,

but Carol just keeps pushing
and pushing.

Now she wants it in writing

that Sandra has to deliver
the settlement to her in cash

in her teeth.
- [laughs]

- [sighs]

- This is good, you know?

- Uh, yeah.

- No, I was just thinking,
you and me, it's...

It's good, and I'm happy.

- Okay, what's going on here?
Are you dying?

- No, no, it's just--

no, I...

Last year was tough,

and being here with you is...

it's better.
It's a lot better.

- [chuckles]

- I mean, obviously, if Carol
were here, that would be best.

That would be
the ideal scenario.

- Oh, do you want me to--
I can text her.

- [laughs]

- Then he said Zephra's
shutting down all the Cloud 9s.

The man is legit bonkers.
He eats dog food.

But I just thought
I'd run it by you

since you said that I could
call you for anything.

- Yeah that--
that is weird.

Um...

Let me see what I can find out.