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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,031 --> 00:01:48,231 Once upon a time 2 00:01:48,756 --> 00:01:50,756 the world was a safe and happy place. 3 00:01:51,116 --> 00:01:53,116 There was no need to be afraid of anything. 4 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:55,277 And then one dayā€¦ 5 00:01:55,998 --> 00:01:57,678 The elders of our family 6 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,156 took birth in the world. 7 00:02:00,358 --> 00:02:01,838 Ever since, weā€™ve been sayingā€¦ 8 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:04,516 ā€˜Elders! What to do with them!ā€™ 9 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:07,757 Aboutā€¦ how many, Chakki? 10 00:02:08,678 --> 00:02:09,838 25, Jackie. 11 00:02:10,357 --> 00:02:13,597 Right. About 25 minutes agoā€¦ 12 00:02:13,838 --> 00:02:18,758 A hapless helicopter pilot encountered the elders of our family. 13 00:02:22,197 --> 00:02:24,637 This is Captain Scamish Mehta speaking. 14 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:27,317 ABC to XYZ. 15 00:02:27,477 --> 00:02:31,157 We will reach Katha Choti in Paanthukistan in 35 minutes. 16 00:02:32,317 --> 00:02:33,517 We have clear weather. 17 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,998 Everything is absolutely fine. 18 00:02:39,037 --> 00:02:40,517 Was fine... 19 00:02:40,998 --> 00:02:45,118 Father, taste if the chutney has enough salt. 20 00:02:48,357 --> 00:02:50,197 The chutney is slightly bitter, Jayshree. 21 00:02:50,398 --> 00:02:51,358 It's the cyanide 22 00:02:51,477 --> 00:02:52,597 thatā€™s making the chutney bitter. 23 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:53,517 Huh? 24 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:54,877 I accidentally dropped some into the chutney. 25 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:58,517 Actually, a cockroach fell into the chutney. 26 00:02:58,958 --> 00:02:59,678 A big, black one. 27 00:02:59,718 --> 00:03:02,798 So I threw a bottle of cyanide at it, to kill it. 28 00:03:03,398 --> 00:03:05,078 Taking them out was a problem. 29 00:03:05,398 --> 00:03:07,798 You didnā€™t tell me if thereā€™s enough salt! 30 00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:11,557 Youā€™re always deviating from the topic! 31 00:03:12,398 --> 00:03:15,478 That day, the murderer Babloo 32 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:19,598 held a knife at his throat and asked - 33 00:03:19,757 --> 00:03:21,557 ā€˜How much money do you have at home?ā€™ 34 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:24,118 And he replied, ā€˜I donā€™t want to die. 35 00:03:24,278 --> 00:03:25,598 Please donā€™t kill me.ā€™ 36 00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:31,358 Is that the right answer to his question! 37 00:03:31,558 --> 00:03:32,318 Exactly. 38 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:35,117 Father, you should've said, thereā€™s 4 million rupees at home 39 00:03:35,238 --> 00:03:36,598 but I wonā€™t give you a penny! 40 00:03:36,678 --> 00:03:39,478 Poor Babloo wouldā€™ve simply left after killing you. 41 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,477 Come on! 42 00:03:40,558 --> 00:03:41,718 He has no ideaā€¦ 43 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:48,277 Enough! 44 00:03:49,398 --> 00:03:51,158 Can you please be quiet? 45 00:03:51,558 --> 00:03:52,598 No, we canā€™t. 46 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:53,397 Why? 47 00:03:55,998 --> 00:03:56,718 Who are you? 48 00:03:57,597 --> 00:04:00,277 Who is he, Himanshu? 49 00:04:02,238 --> 00:04:03,318 Who are you? 50 00:04:03,597 --> 00:04:04,637 Huh? 51 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:05,837 Beats me! 52 00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:07,397 I get beaten up too. 53 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,917 People beat me up with shoes. 54 00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:12,757 One man had even hurled a scooter at me once. 55 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:13,358 Right. 56 00:04:13,558 --> 00:04:14,318 That hurt me. 57 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:17,758 And last year, my Praful 58 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,717 got hurt by the Qutub Minar. 59 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:20,917 Isnā€™t it, Himanshu? 60 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:21,957 What nonsense? 61 00:04:22,277 --> 00:04:23,597 Itā€™s impossible to hurl the Qutub Minar at anyone! 62 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:26,596 But itā€™s possible to hurl Praful at the Qutub Minar. 63 00:04:28,996 --> 00:04:30,236 Come on, tell us who you are. 64 00:04:36,197 --> 00:04:37,517 I am the helicopter pilot. 65 00:04:38,397 --> 00:04:39,477 Oh, I see. 66 00:04:41,317 --> 00:04:43,317 So youā€™re flying the helicopter right now? 67 00:04:47,277 --> 00:04:49,277 Isnā€™t that what a helicopter pilot does? 68 00:04:50,676 --> 00:04:51,516 Not necessarily. 69 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:53,837 My friend Ardhendu is also a helicopter pilot. 70 00:04:54,116 --> 00:04:55,196 All he does is throw and waste money! 71 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:56,636 From inside a helicopter? 72 00:04:57,877 --> 00:04:59,797 At dance barsā€¦ like this. 73 00:05:00,397 --> 00:05:03,477 Once he had gone to make penguins fly, in China. 74 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,437 But the penguins just didnā€™t fly. 75 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:09,076 Oh Hansa, penguins donā€™t fly anywhere. 76 00:05:09,277 --> 00:05:11,557 Thatā€™s why they didnā€™t fly in China too! 77 00:05:11,996 --> 00:05:13,516 But there are no penguins in China. 78 00:05:13,757 --> 00:05:14,877 If there were any, would they fly? 79 00:05:18,757 --> 00:05:19,437 Quiet! 80 00:05:20,996 --> 00:05:24,876 Not just Praful, all of you should get beaten up. 81 00:05:26,317 --> 00:05:28,117 Yes, we do get beaten up. 82 00:05:28,236 --> 00:05:31,796 My uncle had beaten me with a tick. 83 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:33,356 Tick? 84 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:36,636 I asked my uncle how he was feeling. 85 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:38,117 He didnā€™t reply. 86 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:42,116 He was chilling in the ICU after undergoing two heart surgeries. 87 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:44,876 I went at 2 a.m. and asked - 88 00:05:45,157 --> 00:05:46,837 ā€˜Uncle! 89 00:05:47,596 --> 00:05:48,756 How are you feeling? 90 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:49,917 Is your heart beating properly?ā€™ 91 00:05:50,197 --> 00:05:56,237 Himanshu even removed the mask and the other tubes, 92 00:05:56,476 --> 00:05:58,916 so that he could reply. 93 00:05:59,036 --> 00:06:00,356 But noā€¦ 94 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:03,876 He didnā€™t reply, he started dancing instead. 95 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,436 He started shaking and singing a song. 96 00:06:06,436 --> 00:06:08,116 What was that song, Himanshu? 97 00:06:08,397 --> 00:06:12,317 ā€˜Off season alu paratheā€™ 98 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,476 ā€˜Alu paratheā€™ can be made in any seasonā€¦ 99 00:06:17,757 --> 00:06:19,757 That wasnā€™t what he was saying. 100 00:06:20,157 --> 00:06:22,157 He mustā€™ve been saying, ā€˜Give me oxygen!' 101 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:22,956 Exactly. 102 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:27,357 Now at least tell us who you are. 103 00:06:43,397 --> 00:06:44,957 I want to eat this cyanide-chutney. 104 00:07:03,637 --> 00:07:05,637 Pilot Kumar, before you die, please tell me 105 00:07:06,036 --> 00:07:07,116 is there enough salt in the chutney? 106 00:07:07,236 --> 00:07:07,956 Please. 107 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:09,637 The chutneyā€¦ 108 00:07:09,757 --> 00:07:10,477 The salt? 109 00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:11,397 The salt. 110 00:07:11,476 --> 00:07:12,716 Yes, the salt. 111 00:07:13,157 --> 00:07:13,917 Thereā€™s enough salt. 112 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:15,796 You can die now. 113 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:16,597 Thank you. 114 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,597 Oh no, this helicopter is swerving from side to side. 115 00:07:20,277 --> 00:07:20,997 Hello, Baa (Mother)ā€¦ 116 00:07:21,116 --> 00:07:21,756 Jayshree. 117 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,517 Well, our helicopter is swerving from side to side. 118 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:29,557 -Jayshree. -You there? 119 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:35,757 Can you hear him? 120 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:37,076 Jayshree! 121 00:07:37,637 --> 00:07:38,957 Fool! 122 00:07:39,356 --> 00:07:40,476 Heā€™s gone. 123 00:07:41,676 --> 00:07:44,396 What are you laughing at? Come on, let's go! 124 00:07:44,676 --> 00:07:46,476 Get up, Himanshu. 125 00:07:47,517 --> 00:07:48,997 Wear a parachute and jump out. 126 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:50,797 What is a parachute? 127 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:53,436 Explain it to Hansa on your way down. 128 00:07:54,077 --> 00:07:56,317 Praful, what is a parachute? 129 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:58,797 See you after we land, Jayshree. 130 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:02,277 Oh no! 131 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:03,956 Himanshuā€¦ 132 00:08:05,157 --> 00:08:07,157 Why havenā€™t you worn the parachute? 133 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:08,677 Iā€™ll wear it on the way. 134 00:08:08,796 --> 00:08:10,276 No one will know. 135 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:12,316 Hello, Baa. 136 00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:13,477 Hold the line. 137 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:14,556 Iā€™ll jump off and call you. 138 00:08:18,476 --> 00:08:19,076 Yes, Baaā€¦ 139 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:20,677 I jumped off. 140 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:22,596 Listen, 141 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:24,957 weā€™re all going to Paanthukistan. 142 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:26,357 Paanthukistan. 143 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:29,597 Actually in 1947, 144 00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:33,596 my mummy, Hansa Parekhā€™s grandmother 145 00:08:33,716 --> 00:08:35,036 Pawan Hansa Deviā€¦ 146 00:08:35,277 --> 00:08:36,797 And Praful uncleā€™s grandfather 147 00:08:37,076 --> 00:08:40,836 Pratham Praful had led an agitation against the British. 148 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:43,276 Lady Pawan Hansa. 149 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,356 Step back. 150 00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:47,836 Or else youā€™ll have to suffer as a consequence. 151 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:48,957 Oh no. 152 00:08:49,716 --> 00:08:50,876 Who will explain to me 153 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:54,157 what con-se-quence means? 154 00:08:54,796 --> 00:08:55,636 Who will? 155 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,196 Devi Pawan Hansaā€¦ 156 00:08:58,157 --> 00:08:59,277 Me. I am here. 157 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:01,757 ā€˜Consequenceā€™, Ms. Pawan Hansa Devi? 158 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,557 When their Queen was running away 159 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:07,196 after stealing our jewelleryā€¦ 160 00:09:07,397 --> 00:09:09,397 and I complained about thatā€¦ 161 00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:11,356 Hadn't he asked... 162 00:09:12,117 --> 00:09:14,757 'Our Queen? The con-see-queen?' 163 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:16,916 'Con-see-queenā€™? 164 00:09:17,877 --> 00:09:20,637 'Con-see-queenā€™! 165 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:21,636 I see. 166 00:09:21,877 --> 00:09:23,077 Con-see-queen. 167 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,396 Enough of this nonsense. 168 00:09:25,036 --> 00:09:27,756 Are you insulting the English language? 169 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:31,317 Now we'll never let you be independent. 170 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:32,997 Mr. Pratham Prafulā€¦ 171 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:34,876 what does ā€˜independentā€™ mean? 172 00:09:35,036 --> 00:09:37,036 ā€˜Independentā€™, Ms. Pawan Hansa Devi? 173 00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:38,996 When their queen was running away 174 00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:42,237 after stealing our diamond Kohinoorā€¦ 175 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,276 Do you remember what she had said? 176 00:09:44,597 --> 00:09:45,757 She had said, 177 00:09:46,397 --> 00:09:49,677 ā€˜I will fix this diamond on my crown.ā€™ 178 00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:52,277 ā€˜I wonā€™t put it in the pendant.ā€™ 179 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:53,757 In-the-pendantā€¦ 180 00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:55,877 In the pendant. 181 00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:58,557 In the pendant. 182 00:09:58,835 --> 00:09:59,475 Enough! 183 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:02,396 I wonā€™t stay in this country a minute longer. 184 00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,076 Letā€™s return to England. 185 00:10:04,117 --> 00:10:05,437 Letā€™s get out of here. 186 00:10:05,877 --> 00:10:07,877 -Bye bye. -And this is how the British 187 00:10:08,196 --> 00:10:09,476 left Indiaā€¦ 188 00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:10,556 crying. 189 00:10:12,117 --> 00:10:14,117 Pakistan was born on 14th August. 190 00:10:14,436 --> 00:10:15,916 We got independence on 15th August. 191 00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:17,597 And on 16th August, 192 00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:19,996 Paanthukistan was formed. 193 00:10:20,877 --> 00:10:24,517 That's where our elder family members are headed. 194 00:10:25,196 --> 00:10:27,076 On a secret mission. 195 00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:33,356 Because TIAā€¦ Thodi Intelligence Agency 196 00:10:33,637 --> 00:10:37,357 offered 50 million rupees to them, 197 00:10:37,397 --> 00:10:39,557 to go on a secret mission. 198 00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:40,556 Take it, Himanshu. 199 00:10:40,676 --> 00:10:41,676 -Take it. -Letā€™s go. 200 00:10:41,796 --> 00:10:42,996 Wait. 201 00:10:43,237 --> 00:10:44,117 Wait a second. 202 00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:45,277 You can take the money 203 00:10:45,956 --> 00:10:48,796 but in return, I want you to do some work for me. 204 00:10:49,597 --> 00:10:50,957 Mind your language! 205 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,916 How dare you say something so vulgar 206 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:56,357 in front of a pure woman like me! 207 00:10:57,237 --> 00:10:58,637 What was so vulgar? 208 00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,236 You expect me to work! 209 00:11:01,357 --> 00:11:02,237 Prafulā€¦ 210 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,836 Calm down, else Iā€™ll push you. 211 00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:06,315 Even thinking about work makes me so tired! 212 00:11:06,436 --> 00:11:08,876 I donā€™t want to work for money. 213 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,676 Of course, all you want to do is waste money. 214 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:15,477 The electricity bill was more than half a million rupees, because of her. 215 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:18,476 She always has the AC switched on. 216 00:11:18,556 --> 00:11:19,876 Donā€™t lie, Father. 217 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:22,557 We switched on the AC only once, in April 218 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,276 Correct. 219 00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:25,357 And switched it off straight in December. 220 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:26,876 -Exactly. -Hear that? 221 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:27,596 Yes. 222 00:11:27,676 --> 00:11:28,436 One minuteā€¦ 223 00:11:29,032 --> 00:11:31,472 Hansa, Iā€™ll do all the work. Okay? 224 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:32,716 Okay. 225 00:11:40,036 --> 00:11:40,996 Watch this film. 226 00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:44,477 'This is Paanthukistan.' 227 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:47,077 'The saddest and 228 00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:48,837 most disillusioned country in the world.' 229 00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:51,077 'There are no proper homes to live in.' 230 00:11:51,076 --> 00:11:52,436 Toilet! Toilet! 231 00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,596 Sweet ā€˜n sour toilet! 232 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:57,876 I really need to use the toilet, Elaichi. 233 00:11:57,956 --> 00:11:59,956 Clear your dues first. 234 00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:01,556 'There is no food to eat.' 235 00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:02,876 Hot and crispy lizards! 236 00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:04,516 Snake juice! Scorpion juice! 237 00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:05,676 'And clean waterā€¦ 238 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:07,917 is a distant dream.' 239 00:12:09,157 --> 00:12:10,317 SHOP SELLING FATHERS 'The poor citizens 240 00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:15,077 have to sell their aged parents, to bring up their children.' 241 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,156 Fathers availableā€¦ 242 00:12:16,157 --> 00:12:17,437 Is there a mother available? 243 00:12:17,597 --> 00:12:18,357 Weā€™ve run out of mothers. 244 00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:19,036 Come and check tomorrow. 245 00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:21,917 'And for themselves, they buyā€¦ death.' 246 00:12:22,436 --> 00:12:28,036 If your business is failing, buy a noose for yourself. 247 00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:30,477 'The only spot of colour youā€™ll see in this country 248 00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:34,836 are the red bags all women 249 00:12:34,836 --> 00:12:36,636 are forced to wear on their heads.' 250 00:12:38,796 --> 00:12:40,796 'The only display of art and culture here 251 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:45,277 is this depressing song that sings praises of the king.' 252 00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:54,477 'And this is the king.' 253 00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:57,277 'A cruel, atheist monsterā€¦ 254 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,517 King Kimaam Khake Thuuk.' 255 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:01,916 'While the citizens live a life of poverty, 256 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:03,556 fear and helplessness... 257 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,396 the king lives a life of luxury 258 00:13:05,397 --> 00:13:10,957 with Queen Gulkanda and Minister 120 Nav Ratanā€¦ 259 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,957 in this grand palace.' 260 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,917 Look at this manā€™s face carefully. 261 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:25,236 Oh my godā€¦ 262 00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:27,117 He looks just like Praful. 263 00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:28,077 A photocopy. 264 00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:30,277 Come on, that woman wearing 265 00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:32,396 a nightgown doesnā€™t look like Praful. 266 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,436 No, Father. 267 00:13:33,716 --> 00:13:36,356 Hansa, look at whoā€™s standing next to her. 268 00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:38,397 Correct, sheā€™s wearing next to nothing! 269 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:40,796 Hansa, itā€™s the spectacled man 270 00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:42,877 wearing a maroon shirtā€¦ him. 271 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,556 Who? That stupid-looking man? 272 00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:46,756 Oh yes, 273 00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:49,276 he looks just like my Praful. 274 00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:50,717 Correct. 275 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:54,436 When we stick a moustache and beard on Prafulā€™s face, 276 00:13:54,436 --> 00:13:56,156 heā€™ll look just like the king. 277 00:13:56,477 --> 00:13:57,077 Okay. 278 00:13:57,196 --> 00:13:59,996 But how will we stick his moustache and beard on Praful? 279 00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:01,077 Will he give them to us? 280 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:04,036 You moustachioed Hansa! 281 00:14:04,036 --> 00:14:06,036 King of idiots! 282 00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:07,837 Why are you insulting me? 283 00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:09,637 He called me King! 284 00:14:09,757 --> 00:14:11,397 Himanshu, calm down. 285 00:14:11,556 --> 00:14:12,636 How can I? 286 00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:16,317 Heā€™s always calling me ā€˜moustachioed Hansaā€™. 287 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,796 So what if I have a moustache? So do you! 288 00:14:19,956 --> 00:14:20,476 Himanshu. 289 00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:23,957 On Tuesday, he insulted Hansa in front of everyone. 290 00:14:23,956 --> 00:14:25,036 -Really? -Yes. 291 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:26,157 No. 292 00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:29,596 He called her ā€˜clean-shaven Himanshuā€™! 293 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:33,557 Is it my fault that I donā€™t have a moustache? 294 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:38,356 I know that his wife had a glorious moustacheā€¦ 295 00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:39,917 She had a thick beard too. 296 00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,476 A long, white beard. 297 00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:45,437 But beauty isnā€™t everything. 298 00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:47,796 Look at Hansaā€™s heartā€¦ 299 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:50,637 Itā€™s as pure as the river Ganga. 300 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:51,317 Ganga? 301 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:54,036 Himanshu, forget about Father, 302 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:54,596 Okay. 303 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,436 Jayshree! 304 00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:57,316 Carry on. 305 00:14:57,716 --> 00:15:00,316 There are big, dangerous fish in here. 306 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,156 You can spot tiger sharks too. 307 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,277 No, I donā€™t want to go and see fish right now. 308 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:06,677 Weā€™re vegetarian. 309 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:07,756 Weā€™re not here on a holiday. 310 00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:09,276 What were you saying? 311 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:12,877 Yes, I got it. You want Praful to wear 312 00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:15,516 a false moustache and beard 313 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,596 disguise himself as the king of Paanthukistan? 314 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:18,877 Correct. 315 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,276 And when the timeā€™s right, 316 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,436 weā€™ll make Praful take the kingā€™s place. 317 00:15:23,117 --> 00:15:26,557 This is our secret plan to save the world from destruction. 318 00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:29,876 And that's why it's important for all of you to disappear. 319 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:34,597 I have a plan. Why donā€™t we go and talk to the world 320 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,036 and make it disappear? 321 00:15:37,076 --> 00:15:37,596 Good idea. 322 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:38,717 Letā€™s go. 323 00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,756 Wait a minute, Hansa. 324 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:43,556 Everyone doesn't disappear when we talk to them. 325 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,676 Some run barefoot behind us, wanting to hit us. 326 00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:46,677 Why barefoot? 327 00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:50,117 Because their shoes are in their hands, so they can hit us. 328 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:51,276 Kushal... 329 00:15:51,877 --> 00:15:54,477 One time, a marble slab in our bathroom broke. 330 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:55,877 -And-- -Hey. 331 00:15:55,956 --> 00:16:00,076 Don't worry, Jayshree. I know what marble means. 332 00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:02,437 I have seen that show 'Akbar Marble'. 333 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:06,476 Andā€¦ I tried to pull out that marble slab. 334 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,757 I was beaten up with shoes and shooed out. 335 00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:10,677 I have no idea. 336 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:11,996 They screamed, 337 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,277 ā€˜Hey, you canā€™t take marble from the Taj Mahal! Get lost!' 338 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:17,837 Kushal, the Taj Mahal has so much marble! 339 00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:23,276 Would it hurt them to give me one marble pillar? 340 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:24,197 Taj Mahal? 341 00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,277 The people of Hyderabad are so mean. 342 00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:30,076 Itā€™s the Char Minar thatā€™s located in Hyderabad. 343 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,356 They have Char Minar (four pillars) 344 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,516 and they couldnā€™t let Himanshu take one! 345 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,036 Our bathroom still has a chunk of marble missing. 346 00:16:38,316 --> 00:16:40,996 The times we live in! 347 00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:42,836 -Iā€™ll go make ā€˜theplasā€™. -Himanshu... 348 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:43,676 Let's sit. 349 00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:44,637 Under a tree. 350 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:45,756 Hey, Kushalā€¦ 351 00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,477 you think these people can save the world? 352 00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:51,517 See, 353 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,437 the Taj Mahal you were referring to, 354 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,997 is in Agra, not in Hyderabad. 355 00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:58,196 Indeed, Taj is in Agra. 356 00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:00,677 It was constructed by Aurangzebā€™s dadā€¦ 357 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,157 at a cost of 1648 rupees. 358 00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:05,477 Really? So cheap? 359 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:06,957 Everything was cheap in those daysā€¦ 360 00:17:07,038 --> 00:17:09,038 fruits... vegetablesā€¦ Taj Mahalā€¦ 361 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,317 No way! This cost a fortune. 362 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,917 But itā€™s written on your pad ā€“ 363 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,158 Taj Mahal made in 1648. 364 00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:18,197 Itā€™s the sun (year). 365 00:17:18,398 --> 00:17:19,598 But Aurangzeb is the son. 366 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,957 I mean ā€˜sunā€™ as in the year it was built. 367 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,838 Look at the year mentioned. 368 00:17:24,358 --> 00:17:26,358 Hansa, look at the Taj Mahal. 369 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,558 It looks just like Aunt Dharmishthaā€™s garage in Bhandup! 370 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:29,438 Same. 371 00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,038 Right. 372 00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:35,557 You mean, your auntā€™s garage in Bhandup 373 00:17:35,878 --> 00:17:36,998 looks like the Taj Mahal? 374 00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:41,757 It must be made of marble. 375 00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:43,118 No. 376 00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:46,158 The garage is made of metal sheets. 377 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:47,198 Rest of it looks the same. 378 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:48,317 Must be white in colour then? 379 00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:49,037 No. 380 00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:50,877 The garage is black in colour. 381 00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:52,478 It had burnt down once. 382 00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:54,117 Rest of it looks just like Taj Mahal. 383 00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:57,278 Then Iā€™m sure it has a river flowing beside it? 384 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,637 Itā€™s very dirty in front of the garage. 385 00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:00,838 Thereā€™s a gutter with rubbish flowing beside the garage. 386 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,797 Rest of it looks just like Taj Mahal. 387 00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:08,278 So your auntā€™s garage in Bhandup is made 388 00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:09,558 with a different material, 389 00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:10,477 is of a different colour, 390 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:11,798 has a gutter flowing beside itā€¦ 391 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,117 Then how is it similar to the Taj Mahal? 392 00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:19,238 Come closer... 393 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,678 look at it carefully. 394 00:18:21,197 --> 00:18:25,637 Do you see the sun shining on the Taj Mahal? 395 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,598 Similarly, the same sun shines on the garage. 396 00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:30,238 Now tell me, arenā€™t they similar? 397 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:31,837 Aunt Dharmishtha is Mumtaz. 398 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:34,997 -I know... -Silly man. 399 00:18:36,477 --> 00:18:37,357 Jayshree... 400 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:38,597 What is bread made with? 401 00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:39,478 Flour. 402 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:40,437 Not with hands? 403 00:18:40,638 --> 00:18:42,078 They do use their hands to scoop out the flour. 404 00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:45,637 Do you really want to send this man 405 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,037 to Paanthukistan disguised as their king? 406 00:18:49,598 --> 00:18:52,438 Him? He will save the world from destruction? 407 00:18:53,277 --> 00:18:57,277 Heā€™s the one who brings about destruction! 408 00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:00,037 Please donā€™t scare me. 409 00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:03,717 I know itā€™s impossible 410 00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:06,037 but we have to make this possible. 411 00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:09,078 First, weā€™ll have 412 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,598 Praful undergo a makeover. 413 00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:43,037 Voila! 414 00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:45,877 Such a handsome bearded man. 415 00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:51,957 How does he look, Himanshu? 416 00:19:52,078 --> 00:19:54,078 He looks so much like an emperor, so much so that 417 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:56,358 he doesnā€™t look like one! 418 00:19:56,558 --> 00:19:57,878 He does look like an emperor. 419 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,957 Youā€™ve worked your magic, Kushla. 420 00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:03,797 M.P.C. Sorcar. 421 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,398 P.C. Sorcar! 422 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:07,477 Iā€™m referring to Mr. P.C. Sorcar. 423 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:10,798 Father, Prafulā€¦ one cheer for Kushla. 424 00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,758 Three cheers for Kushla. 425 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:15,598 But if the three of us say it together, 426 00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:17,838 itā€™ll become a total of three cheers! 427 00:20:18,237 --> 00:20:19,277 Hip hip hooray. 428 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:23,597 Hansa, Jayshreeā€¦ come and take a look. 429 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:27,117 Jayshree and Hansa are rummaging through garbage, 430 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,478 searching for pizzas and burgers. 431 00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:30,357 But why? 432 00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:34,398 Because you asked Jayshree for something different. 433 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,238 But why did they go outside? 434 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,037 Iā€™d told you, no one should know that weā€™re here. 435 00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,078 -But... -No one will know. 436 00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,557 Himanshu! 437 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,237 Why arenā€™t searching for my Himanshu, Inspector? 438 00:20:46,437 --> 00:20:47,917 Thatā€™s because Iā€™m not an Inspector. 439 00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:49,598 Iā€™m the Superintendent of this jail. 440 00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:51,477 Donā€™t you see this is a womenā€™s jail? 441 00:20:51,957 --> 00:20:53,957 You shouldā€™ve gone to the nearest police station, 442 00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:55,678 if you wanted your missing person to be found. 443 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:56,677 Why have you come here? 444 00:20:57,398 --> 00:21:00,318 Because this is right across the road from my house. 445 00:21:00,598 --> 00:21:02,158 I see you every dayā€¦ 446 00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:04,318 So you wonā€™t go find Himanshu? 447 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,557 You wonā€™t? 448 00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:06,437 No. 449 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,117 Then Iā€™ll jump off and commit suicide! 450 00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:11,158 Stop! 451 00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,117 You must be wondering 452 00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:23,118 how the tyrant king of Paanthukistan 453 00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:24,598 plans to destroy the world. 454 00:21:25,437 --> 00:21:26,117 -No. -No. 455 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:30,957 You mustā€™ve heard of the renowned scientist 456 00:21:31,078 --> 00:21:33,598 Shrikant Makkhanwala. 457 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,597 -No. -No. 458 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:39,358 Do you know what a missile is? 459 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,517 Of course we do. 460 00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:46,357 In fact, weā€™ve eaten missiles many times. 461 00:21:47,437 --> 00:21:49,437 'Dahi missile', 'Puneri missile'ā€¦ 462 00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:50,918 Thatā€™s ā€˜misalā€™! 463 00:21:51,118 --> 00:21:53,118 Idiotsā€¦ misal! 464 00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:56,797 Misal! 465 00:21:57,477 --> 00:21:58,717 Alright already! 466 00:21:59,477 --> 00:22:02,637 A missile is a type of weapon. 467 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,837 Yes. We had used it for fireworks during my wedding. 468 00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:15,118 The scientist Mr. Makkhanwala has invented a robot-missile. 469 00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:18,798 It can walk, fly and even swim. 470 00:22:19,197 --> 00:22:21,197 It can fire bullets. 471 00:22:21,277 --> 00:22:22,437 Disappear. 472 00:22:22,838 --> 00:22:25,918 It can also release a toxic gas 473 00:22:26,038 --> 00:22:28,278 that can wipe out thousands of people. 474 00:22:28,398 --> 00:22:31,038 I seeā€¦ Uncle Manilal. 475 00:22:33,277 --> 00:22:34,917 Is Uncle Manilal a robot? 476 00:22:34,957 --> 00:22:36,157 No, he isnā€™t. 477 00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:42,717 But he also releases a toxic gas that kills people. 478 00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:45,277 And you know whatā€¦ 479 00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:46,197 Please... 480 00:22:46,197 --> 00:22:48,717 Listen to me! 481 00:22:53,358 --> 00:22:55,438 Iā€™m really sorry. Please donā€™t cry. 482 00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:57,517 He said sorry. 483 00:22:57,638 --> 00:22:59,118 Tells. Go on. 484 00:22:59,638 --> 00:23:03,238 Our scientist is being held captive 485 00:23:03,677 --> 00:23:05,837 by the cruel king in Paanthukistan. 486 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:06,598 Understand? 487 00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:07,158 Very good. 488 00:23:07,237 --> 00:23:10,157 In case the scientist is forced 489 00:23:10,277 --> 00:23:12,757 to make many such robots for the king, 490 00:23:13,277 --> 00:23:16,477 can you imagine what kind of havoc he might wreak? 491 00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:20,758 Ohā€¦ I get it. 492 00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:21,957 Take the cabbage, Father. 493 00:23:21,957 --> 00:23:23,357 Sure. 494 00:23:24,398 --> 00:23:25,838 Donā€™t eat it! 495 00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:29,957 You want Praful to go to 496 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:33,358 Paanthukistan disguised as the kingā€¦ 497 00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:35,517 pretend to be the kingā€¦ 498 00:23:35,717 --> 00:23:37,717 free the scientist and 499 00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:39,957 bring him back to India? 500 00:23:39,957 --> 00:23:40,677 Isnā€™t it? 501 00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:41,798 Correct. 502 00:23:42,517 --> 00:23:43,557 I knew it. 503 00:23:43,878 --> 00:23:45,878 Great. Just make sure 504 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:51,077 no one knows your whereabouts. 505 00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:54,718 So, where is Himanshu missing from? 506 00:23:54,957 --> 00:23:56,477 From head to toe. 507 00:23:57,558 --> 00:23:59,878 All of him is missing. 508 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,037 That's right. 509 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:02,957 Do you have a photo? 510 00:24:03,158 --> 00:24:04,518 Yes. 511 00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:08,038 This is Himanshu. 512 00:24:09,237 --> 00:24:11,237 This was taken two days after his birth. 513 00:24:11,558 --> 00:24:13,558 Why show me this photo of him when he was two days-old? 514 00:24:13,878 --> 00:24:16,198 Because itā€™s been two days since his disappearance. 515 00:24:16,677 --> 00:24:18,677 He doesn't understand anything. 516 00:24:18,717 --> 00:24:19,957 Such a strange cop. 517 00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:21,478 Oh god. 518 00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:23,157 Describe him. 519 00:24:23,398 --> 00:24:24,478 Have you seen the film ā€˜Lamheā€™? 520 00:24:24,677 --> 00:24:25,237 I have. 521 00:24:25,517 --> 00:24:27,717 Himanshu looks just like the lead actor Anil Kapoor. 522 00:24:28,078 --> 00:24:30,078 Yes, he looks just like him. 523 00:24:30,878 --> 00:24:33,318 Is this what Himanshu looks like? 524 00:24:33,558 --> 00:24:34,358 Yes. 525 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,358 Only difference is, 526 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:38,397 Himanshu has a moustache. 527 00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:40,398 So does Anil Kapoor. 528 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,477 Really? 529 00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:44,717 Is this what Himanshu looks like? 530 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:45,717 No. 531 00:24:46,158 --> 00:24:47,518 This man looks like 532 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:49,757 someone has stuck a moustache on Anil Kapoorā€™s character in ā€˜Lamheā€™. 533 00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:50,998 I wouldnā€™t recognize him. 534 00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:52,478 Iā€™ve seen the film 50 times. 535 00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:53,597 There was no moustache. 536 00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:55,117 Just a minute. 537 00:24:55,717 --> 00:24:57,157 The day Parminder got married, 538 00:24:57,318 --> 00:24:59,318 I had made a sketch of Himanshu. 539 00:24:59,517 --> 00:25:00,677 -Really? -Yes. 540 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,157 -Want me to show you? -Yes, please. 541 00:25:02,558 --> 00:25:04,238 Aunt Parminder, the sketch. 542 00:25:05,477 --> 00:25:06,317 Here. 543 00:25:06,558 --> 00:25:07,278 This is Himanshu. 544 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,637 I think he looks like Jackie Shroff here. 545 00:25:10,638 --> 00:25:12,358 His face is hidden 546 00:25:12,358 --> 00:25:14,038 behind the headgear, madam. 547 00:25:14,358 --> 00:25:16,358 Do you have a sketchā€¦ 548 00:25:16,757 --> 00:25:20,077 where the headgear has been removed? 549 00:25:20,358 --> 00:25:20,958 I do. 550 00:25:21,118 --> 00:25:22,438 Show him. 551 00:25:22,677 --> 00:25:23,477 Here it is. 552 00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:25,878 The headgear... removed. 553 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:27,438 Lovely headgear. 554 00:25:27,717 --> 00:25:29,717 Any video? Message? 555 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:31,117 You must have something. 556 00:25:31,158 --> 00:25:32,118 So many demands. 557 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,477 I have a video message. 558 00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:35,398 Take a look. 559 00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:37,877 First he asked for a photo, now he wants a video. 560 00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:39,918 'Dear Parminder, 561 00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,718 I am missing in this resort.' 562 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:45,237 'Itā€™s right behind Dhansukhlalā€™s house, 563 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:46,477 Mumbai - 92.' 564 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,877 'Donā€™t come looking for me near Gorai beach.' 565 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,757 'You wonā€™t find me there. Champaklal Road.' 566 00:25:52,838 --> 00:25:53,678 'Understand?' 567 00:25:53,997 --> 00:25:55,997 Youā€™ll go and find Himanshu now, wonā€™t you, Inspector? 568 00:25:56,517 --> 00:25:57,717 Or do you want me to give you the address? 569 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,638 'Minister, send Queen Gulkanda to London 570 00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:02,118 else youā€™ll be beheaded.' 571 00:26:02,237 --> 00:26:04,477 Now act like the king and show us. 572 00:26:07,277 --> 00:26:08,237 Minister, 573 00:26:09,158 --> 00:26:11,718 send Queen Gulkanda to London. London. 574 00:26:12,558 --> 00:26:14,558 Else youā€™ll be beheaded. Beheaded. 575 00:26:14,757 --> 00:26:16,757 World-best, Praful. 576 00:26:16,997 --> 00:26:18,157 Superstar! 577 00:26:18,638 --> 00:26:19,958 What are you doing? 578 00:26:20,477 --> 00:26:21,517 Didnā€™t you notice? 579 00:26:22,237 --> 00:26:23,437 Be more arrogant. 580 00:26:23,757 --> 00:26:25,757 The king speaks like heā€™s threatening everyone. 581 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,917 But Praful did sound threatening. 582 00:26:28,158 --> 00:26:30,278 He did say, ā€˜Else youā€™ll be beheaded!ā€™ 583 00:26:30,517 --> 00:26:31,957 Else youā€™ll be beheaded. 584 00:26:32,237 --> 00:26:32,997 See! 585 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,837 This isnā€™t a soap ad saying ā€“ 586 00:26:34,957 --> 00:26:37,237 ā€˜My detergent has lemons. Lemons.ā€™ 587 00:26:38,398 --> 00:26:39,878 Thatā€™s enough. 588 00:26:41,118 --> 00:26:42,118 -Stupid! -Excuse me? 589 00:26:42,158 --> 00:26:43,638 TIAā€¦ 590 00:26:44,237 --> 00:26:45,957 Thodi Intelligence Agency. 591 00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:49,078 Come on, Prafulā€¦ 592 00:26:49,798 --> 00:26:51,678 acting is no big deal. 593 00:26:51,798 --> 00:26:52,358 Correct. 594 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,277 And youā€™d said, 595 00:26:54,398 --> 00:26:57,118 weā€™ll have to make the people think 596 00:26:57,437 --> 00:26:59,357 that Praful is their king, only for two hours. 597 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:02,317 We can skip a couple of dialogues. 598 00:27:02,477 --> 00:27:04,357 Tell us how youā€™ll get us there. 599 00:27:04,838 --> 00:27:06,718 Youā€™ll go to Paanthukistan as documentary filmmakers 600 00:27:07,078 --> 00:27:10,238 whoā€™ll make a film on their glorious country 601 00:27:10,717 --> 00:27:13,877 and bring our scientist back to India. 602 00:27:13,997 --> 00:27:15,517 I can do this. 603 00:27:15,757 --> 00:27:18,557 But how must the others be disguisedā€¦ 604 00:27:18,558 --> 00:27:19,878 how must they behaveā€¦ 605 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:21,038 who will teach us all that? 606 00:27:27,598 --> 00:27:29,158 'Hello, how are?' 607 00:27:29,197 --> 00:27:31,517 'Please eat before you leave, Farah.' 608 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:42,958 Do you remember? 609 00:27:43,398 --> 00:27:45,398 ā€˜Youā€™re hereā€¦ sit down for a meal.ā€™ 610 00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:47,598 ā€˜I will.' 611 00:27:47,717 --> 00:27:49,317 ā€˜My Hansa. Mine.ā€™ 612 00:27:49,717 --> 00:27:51,037 Iā€™m coming, Farah. 613 00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:53,997 You knew that Iā€™d have to train these weirdos. 614 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:55,158 Why didnā€™t you tell me? 615 00:27:55,997 --> 00:27:57,837 Would you have come if Iā€™d told you? 616 00:27:58,158 --> 00:27:59,438 No way! 617 00:28:02,638 --> 00:28:04,398 Come on, start. 618 00:28:04,757 --> 00:28:07,997 Youā€™re about to go on a very dangerous mission. 619 00:28:08,078 --> 00:28:10,398 If you succeed, 620 00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:13,558 you can save the world from getting destroyed. 621 00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:17,037 Please show some maturity, for godā€™s sake. 622 00:28:18,957 --> 00:28:20,237 What does 'maturity' mean? 623 00:28:20,477 --> 00:28:22,597 -'Maturity', Hansa! -Here they go again. 624 00:28:22,757 --> 00:28:24,957 -Remember Dā€™Souza Aunty? -Yes. 625 00:28:25,598 --> 00:28:26,718 She was accused of 626 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,278 stealing, gambling and being an alcoholic when she was young. 627 00:28:29,437 --> 00:28:30,397 What had she said? 628 00:28:31,398 --> 00:28:32,358 She said, 629 00:28:32,558 --> 00:28:35,078 ā€˜I wasnā€™t a gambler when I was young.ā€™ 630 00:28:35,598 --> 00:28:36,878 ā€˜I wasnā€™t an alcoholic.ā€™ 631 00:28:37,078 --> 00:28:39,518 ā€˜Main chor hi ti (I was simply a thief).ā€™ 632 00:28:40,717 --> 00:28:41,997 Yesā€¦ I get it. 633 00:28:42,477 --> 00:28:43,117 Oh no. 634 00:28:43,158 --> 00:28:47,638 Maturity. 635 00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:50,878 -Come here. -Yes. 636 00:28:52,318 --> 00:28:53,878 I canā€™t do this. 637 00:28:54,038 --> 00:28:56,038 Last time I had to get two MRIs done. 638 00:28:56,717 --> 00:28:58,357 What does ā€˜MRIā€™ mean? 639 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,797 Hansa, Indians who live outside India are called MRIs. 640 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,397 I see. 641 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:04,998 Thatā€™s it! 642 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:05,878 Iā€™m leaving. 643 00:29:05,997 --> 00:29:06,917 Wait. 644 00:29:06,957 --> 00:29:08,037 Bye bye. 645 00:29:08,078 --> 00:29:09,118 -Listenā€¦ -What? 646 00:29:09,237 --> 00:29:09,997 Ms. Farah, 647 00:29:10,677 --> 00:29:13,317 use all the English words you wantā€¦ 648 00:29:13,638 --> 00:29:14,758 Like ā€˜Father, go to hell.' 649 00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:16,518 Hansa wonā€™t ask you the meaning. 650 00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:17,797 But, Jayshree. 651 00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:18,598 Promise me you wonā€™t. 652 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,717 Oh noā€¦ 653 00:29:20,997 --> 00:29:22,997 You will direct this documentary. 654 00:29:23,318 --> 00:29:24,118 -Director. -Me? 655 00:29:24,358 --> 00:29:25,438 And Hansa 656 00:29:25,558 --> 00:29:28,438 will interview the king. 657 00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:30,238 Interviewer. 658 00:29:30,517 --> 00:29:31,317 Anchor. 659 00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:32,038 Fine. 660 00:29:32,078 --> 00:29:33,278 Host. 661 00:29:33,677 --> 00:29:34,797 Master of ceremonies. 662 00:29:35,598 --> 00:29:37,238 Himanshu, is that thing ready? 663 00:29:37,237 --> 00:29:37,757 Yes. 664 00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:39,478 Do what Kushal has asked you to do. 665 00:29:39,517 --> 00:29:40,517 -Go. -Yes. 666 00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:42,518 Youā€™ll pretend to be a cook. 667 00:29:42,798 --> 00:29:44,398 When you get a chance, 668 00:29:44,677 --> 00:29:46,157 mix this this drug in some 'rabdi' and give it to the king, 669 00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:47,478 heā€™ll become unconscious. 670 00:29:47,717 --> 00:29:48,757 Beware... 671 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:52,757 far more cunning and suspicious than the king 672 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,757 is his ministerā€¦ 673 00:29:53,957 --> 00:29:55,157 120 Nav Ratan. 674 00:29:55,197 --> 00:29:55,917 Stay alert around him. 675 00:29:58,717 --> 00:29:59,917 -Understood? -Yes. 676 00:30:00,477 --> 00:30:01,117 Let's proceed. 677 00:30:01,118 --> 00:30:02,438 What to do with this old man? 678 00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:03,317 Send him home. 679 00:30:03,477 --> 00:30:04,797 Farah, my childā€¦ 680 00:30:04,798 --> 00:30:05,798 What a pile-on! 681 00:30:05,957 --> 00:30:07,517 Farah, what role 682 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:09,638 do I have to play? 683 00:30:09,798 --> 00:30:13,278 You will produce this documentary. 684 00:30:13,277 --> 00:30:14,037 Producer. 685 00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:16,838 You have to play the role of a hotshot producer. 686 00:30:16,997 --> 00:30:17,677 Go. 687 00:30:18,197 --> 00:30:20,957 But thereā€™s a small problem. 688 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:21,797 What? 689 00:30:21,798 --> 00:30:23,798 I canā€™t act. 690 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,237 No problem, Father. 691 00:30:27,437 --> 00:30:29,797 You can learn acting from my Praful. 692 00:30:31,358 --> 00:30:32,518 Praful? 693 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,638 Can he act? 694 00:30:34,038 --> 00:30:35,078 Of course. 695 00:30:35,237 --> 00:30:37,237 He is a superb actor. 696 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:43,078 Praful, act like a man playing the harmonium. 697 00:30:45,358 --> 00:30:47,878 Farah, Iā€™m acting like a man playing the harmonium. 698 00:30:48,118 --> 00:30:49,198 Seeā€¦ 699 00:30:50,477 --> 00:30:51,317 Click. 700 00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:56,598 Superb! 701 00:30:57,437 --> 00:30:58,517 You! 702 00:30:59,437 --> 00:31:00,677 Raag Malhar. 703 00:31:00,957 --> 00:31:02,957 Is this how one plays the harmonium? 704 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,117 You play a harmonium like this. 705 00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:09,117 I agree, but heā€™s driving a scooter right now. 706 00:31:09,677 --> 00:31:12,917 And one drives a scooter like thisā€¦ not like this! 707 00:31:13,277 --> 00:31:15,277 Do Re Mi Alpha Beta. 708 00:31:15,277 --> 00:31:17,797 Use your common sense, Farah! 709 00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:20,598 One day at a time. 710 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:23,557 Action! 711 00:31:25,638 --> 00:31:27,118 Hello, how are, Your Highness? 712 00:31:28,158 --> 00:31:29,318 My first question. 713 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,518 Havenā€™t you constructed 714 00:31:31,838 --> 00:31:33,838 any toilets in this beautiful country of yours? 715 00:31:34,757 --> 00:31:36,757 Is this how one says ā€˜toiletā€™? 716 00:31:37,517 --> 00:31:38,917 Everyone has to pay 717 00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:42,838 to use these privatized ā€˜toiletsā€™! 718 00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:44,237 What is? 719 00:31:44,358 --> 00:31:45,318 Cut! Cut! 720 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,677 Why did you say ā€˜cutā€™? 721 00:31:46,798 --> 00:31:47,918 She was finally doing a good job. 722 00:31:47,957 --> 00:31:51,357 But her dialogue delivery lacked emotion. 723 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:51,997 Is it? 724 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,518 Hansa, this question you just askedā€¦ 725 00:31:54,558 --> 00:31:56,158 Add some more emotion. 726 00:31:56,717 --> 00:31:58,117 Hansa, you should 727 00:31:58,237 --> 00:32:00,237 add more emotion. 728 00:32:00,558 --> 00:32:03,478 -More feelings likeā€¦ -Like this. 729 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:09,557 Why, Your Highness? Why? 730 00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:10,438 Superb! 731 00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:11,398 Who? 732 00:32:11,878 --> 00:32:15,398 Who has pointed fingers at your glorious country 733 00:32:16,237 --> 00:32:19,197 and dared to wrongly accuse you 734 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:25,918 wrong doing and insult you? 735 00:32:27,038 --> 00:32:28,318 Who did this? 736 00:32:28,477 --> 00:32:29,317 I donā€™t know. 737 00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:32,037 Give me your hand, Father. 738 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,118 Who did this? Who? 739 00:32:38,118 --> 00:32:40,118 Superb. 740 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:43,997 Enough! 741 00:32:45,517 --> 00:32:47,237 Iā€™ll shoot all of you. 742 00:32:47,277 --> 00:32:47,837 Oh no. 743 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:48,998 Whatā€™s going on over here? 744 00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:52,118 Have you any idea how dangerous this mission is? 745 00:32:52,477 --> 00:32:53,637 -No. -No. 746 00:32:55,078 --> 00:32:55,878 Anyway, listen. 747 00:32:56,158 --> 00:32:57,438 Sit down, Praful. 748 00:32:58,517 --> 00:32:59,597 You stay right there, Himanshu. 749 00:33:00,118 --> 00:33:01,118 Father, you go home. 750 00:33:01,677 --> 00:33:04,517 Praful, act like the king and show me. 751 00:33:04,558 --> 00:33:05,478 Show her. 752 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:06,757 Trot. Trot. 753 00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:08,958 Is this how you act? 754 00:33:09,038 --> 00:33:09,998 Heā€™s riding a horse. 755 00:33:10,717 --> 00:33:13,557 Iā€™ll go clean the house, Jayshree. 756 00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:15,438 Do it later. 757 00:33:15,517 --> 00:33:17,517 Iā€™m feeling scared, Jayshree. 758 00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:21,958 Will the silly Praful convince everyone that heā€™s the king? 759 00:33:22,237 --> 00:33:24,037 What if we get caught as soon as we reach? 760 00:33:24,798 --> 00:33:27,918 Father, this coconut has coconut water. 761 00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:30,878 What did you want? Bath water? 762 00:33:30,957 --> 00:33:32,837 I wanted fresh lime water. 763 00:33:33,038 --> 00:33:34,238 Get me some. 764 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,998 Praful, practise your acting in the meanwhile. 765 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,917 Everyone will think that youā€™re the king. 766 00:33:40,398 --> 00:33:41,598 Once more. 767 00:33:43,277 --> 00:33:44,077 Listen... 768 00:33:44,598 --> 00:33:46,798 Father, Hansa, Praful, Himanshuā€¦ 769 00:33:47,118 --> 00:33:47,718 Whatā€™s wrong? 770 00:33:47,798 --> 00:33:49,238 Those people are here! 771 00:33:49,358 --> 00:33:49,918 Who? 772 00:33:50,517 --> 00:33:51,277 Yes. 773 00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:53,277 Parminder must have come too. 774 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,438 You must've told them where we are, 775 00:33:55,477 --> 00:33:56,837 moustachioed Hansa! 776 00:33:56,878 --> 00:34:00,078 No. I had just sent a video message. 777 00:34:00,517 --> 00:34:03,397 -There you go. -Who told them where we are? 778 00:34:04,558 --> 00:34:06,558 Must be someone amongst us. 779 00:34:06,676 --> 00:34:07,596 A traitor! 780 00:34:07,998 --> 00:34:10,478 A white-haired rabbit. 781 00:34:10,797 --> 00:34:12,277 Be quiet, you two. 782 00:34:12,438 --> 00:34:13,398 Wait a minute. 783 00:34:14,078 --> 00:34:16,078 I have a world-best idea 784 00:34:16,078 --> 00:34:17,038 on how to confuse them. 785 00:34:17,038 --> 00:34:17,918 Great. 786 00:34:17,998 --> 00:34:18,518 Himanshu? 787 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:19,798 There she is. 788 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:20,758 Himanshu. 789 00:34:20,918 --> 00:34:22,558 Ready, Hansa? 790 00:34:22,717 --> 00:34:24,957 -Do I have to get ready? -I meant, ready with the dialogues. 791 00:34:25,478 --> 00:34:26,398 Himanshu. 792 00:34:31,397 --> 00:34:32,717 What happened to my Himanshu? 793 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:37,797 Himanshu and my Praful have died. 794 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:40,398 I have become a widow! 795 00:34:40,397 --> 00:34:43,357 Oh godā€¦ me too. 796 00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:44,398 Whatever. 797 00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:47,677 He looks like heā€™ll start talking any minute now. 798 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:49,198 But he wonā€™t. 799 00:34:49,677 --> 00:34:50,277 Why? 800 00:34:50,277 --> 00:34:51,757 Jayshree has told him not to. 801 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,638 Hansa, these two wonā€™t talk because theyā€™re dead. 802 00:34:58,038 --> 00:34:59,518 Okay. 803 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:04,117 How did this happen, Hansa? 804 00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:05,238 I donā€™t know. 805 00:35:05,757 --> 00:35:09,317 Only Himanshu and Praful would know. 806 00:35:09,598 --> 00:35:14,318 Himanshu, Prafulā€¦ show them how you died. 807 00:35:14,397 --> 00:35:15,757 Show me, Himanshu. 808 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:16,797 What! 809 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:18,398 Show them. 810 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:19,798 Letā€™s go. 811 00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,718 See them, Parminderā€¦ 812 00:35:21,757 --> 00:35:25,637 theyā€™re enjoying themselves in the water. 813 00:35:26,038 --> 00:35:27,678 Oh god! They believe it! 814 00:35:27,757 --> 00:35:28,837 Yes. 815 00:35:29,197 --> 00:35:30,637 What happened after this, Hansa? 816 00:35:30,918 --> 00:35:32,918 Both of them suffered a heart attack. 817 00:35:36,277 --> 00:35:39,237 Both of them suffered a HEART ATTACK! 818 00:35:39,877 --> 00:35:41,517 I am so tired. 819 00:35:42,158 --> 00:35:43,638 Careful with the heart attack. 820 00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:46,277 Then both of them came here and died! 821 00:35:47,118 --> 00:35:47,958 I see. 822 00:35:48,478 --> 00:35:52,278 Who will irritate Father now? 823 00:35:52,638 --> 00:35:54,638 -Me. -You donā€™t need to answer. 824 00:35:55,118 --> 00:35:56,718 Die. 825 00:35:57,078 --> 00:36:00,758 Parminder, Iā€™ll kill myself. 826 00:36:01,677 --> 00:36:03,677 I canā€™t live without Himanshu. 827 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:07,118 If you die, Parminder, who'll go to the movies with me? 828 00:36:07,158 --> 00:36:08,398 Donā€™t die, Parminder. 829 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:11,518 I wonā€™t be able to live if you die. 830 00:36:11,598 --> 00:36:13,598 But youā€™re dead already, Himanshu. 831 00:36:13,877 --> 00:36:14,997 Be dead. 832 00:36:15,038 --> 00:36:16,718 Otherwise sheā€™ll think youā€™re alive. 833 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:19,077 Thatā€™s right, Himanshu, youā€™re dead. 834 00:36:19,717 --> 00:36:21,517 Iā€™ll kill myself. 835 00:36:21,558 --> 00:36:23,598 Youā€™ll get bored alone, Iā€™ll give you company. 836 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,918 Donā€™t die, Parminder. 837 00:36:25,078 --> 00:36:27,518 I wonā€™t be able to live if you die. 838 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,998 -Youā€™re dead already, Himanshu. -Enough! 839 00:36:30,638 --> 00:36:31,598 Stop it! 840 00:36:32,438 --> 00:36:34,438 We should tell them, Father. 841 00:36:34,598 --> 00:36:37,078 Parminders, this is a secret planā€¦ 842 00:36:39,038 --> 00:36:43,798 Himanshu, youā€™re leaving for Paanthukistan tomorrow. 843 00:36:43,797 --> 00:36:44,477 Yes. 844 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:46,277 Why donā€™t we enjoy 845 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,078 some sweet moments together today? 846 00:36:51,197 --> 00:36:53,877 I am prepared, Parminder. 847 00:36:54,158 --> 00:36:56,918 Eight packets of Sweet Moments 848 00:36:57,277 --> 00:36:58,597 mouth fresheners. 849 00:37:08,197 --> 00:37:09,837 What happened? Asthma? 850 00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:12,238 No, Himanshu. 851 00:37:13,638 --> 00:37:16,638 My entire body is trembling. 852 00:37:17,797 --> 00:37:20,957 My body is flushed with heat. 853 00:37:21,478 --> 00:37:22,878 I feel like 854 00:37:23,717 --> 00:37:25,157 locking myself away in a room. 855 00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:26,918 Alone. 856 00:37:27,277 --> 00:37:29,277 So itā€™s Covid-19. 857 00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:30,478 Isolation. 858 00:37:30,837 --> 00:37:32,117 Have you consulted a doctor? 859 00:37:49,158 --> 00:37:50,358 Did you say something? 860 00:37:51,397 --> 00:37:52,157 No. 861 00:37:54,998 --> 00:37:56,278 But your lips are moving. 862 00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:58,357 Himanshu. 863 00:37:58,558 --> 00:37:59,198 Yes? 864 00:38:00,038 --> 00:38:01,398 My lips are tremblingā€¦ 865 00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:07,037 itā€™s time for lips to meet. 866 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,158 Do this. 867 00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:10,957 Both your lips will meet. 868 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:16,558 Youā€™re too much, Himanshu. 869 00:38:17,038 --> 00:38:19,038 Naughty! 870 00:38:19,837 --> 00:38:22,517 You run so much, my choo-choo train. 871 00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,197 Iā€™ve reached the station. 872 00:38:24,717 --> 00:38:25,837 -Himanshu. -Yes? 873 00:38:26,038 --> 00:38:28,518 Do you know what H and P stand for? 874 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:29,358 Hindustan Petroleum. 875 00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:30,158 No. 876 00:38:30,478 --> 00:38:31,318 Himachal Pradesh. 877 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:32,878 Noā€¦ 878 00:38:33,998 --> 00:38:35,998 Himanshu-Parminder, silly. 879 00:38:36,078 --> 00:38:37,758 That too. 880 00:38:39,078 --> 00:38:40,118 What have you brought for me? 881 00:38:41,197 --> 00:38:43,597 Remember, on our trip to Switzerland 882 00:38:43,877 --> 00:38:47,557 youā€™d eaten ā€˜sev batata puriā€™ at Mt. Titlis? 883 00:38:47,757 --> 00:38:51,517 Yes, and I had ā€˜sevā€™ all over my face. 884 00:38:51,877 --> 00:38:56,277 And Iā€™d given you a lotion to wipe off the ā€˜sevā€™. 885 00:38:56,518 --> 00:38:57,318 Which one? 886 00:38:57,558 --> 00:38:58,878 After-ā€˜sevā€™ lotion. 887 00:39:05,438 --> 00:39:06,598 Feels nice and cool, doesnā€™t it? 888 00:39:06,598 --> 00:39:07,798 Oh yes. 889 00:39:09,277 --> 00:39:11,277 Feels like Iā€™m in Switzerland. 890 00:39:11,598 --> 00:39:12,718 Wait a minute. 891 00:39:12,998 --> 00:39:14,358 Iā€™ll apply some too. 892 00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:16,438 Both of us will be in Switzerland together. 893 00:39:28,397 --> 00:39:32,557 "Vande rakka..." 894 00:39:43,877 --> 00:39:47,477 "Made for each other Darling, youā€™re my true love" 895 00:39:47,877 --> 00:39:51,557 "Yes, youā€™re my true love Weā€™re two lovebirds" 896 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:54,557 "Spreading love everywhere" 897 00:40:01,078 --> 00:40:05,198 "Vande rakka..." 898 00:40:33,918 --> 00:40:37,718 "Give me a dose of your love, darling" 899 00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:41,398 "Every hour of every day" 900 00:40:45,518 --> 00:40:49,158 "Give me a dose of your love, darling" 901 00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:52,638 "Every hour of every day" 902 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:56,398 "Baby, Iā€™m the honey and youā€™re the moon Weā€™re one of a kind" 903 00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:59,877 "Filled with your love My heart soars like a balloon" 904 00:41:00,877 --> 00:41:04,277 "Weā€™ll be together in every lifetime" 905 00:41:04,757 --> 00:41:08,437 "All that matters is, weā€™ll be together" 906 00:41:08,598 --> 00:41:10,758 "Spreading love everywhere" 907 00:41:17,837 --> 00:41:21,957 "Vande rakka..." 908 00:41:41,158 --> 00:41:42,558 "Vande rakka..." 909 00:41:42,757 --> 00:41:44,597 "What is the meaning?" 910 00:41:44,757 --> 00:41:46,277 "Vande rakka..." 911 00:41:46,478 --> 00:41:48,398 "What is the meaning?" 912 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:49,798 "No meaning" 913 00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:50,717 "Just feeling" 914 00:41:50,877 --> 00:41:52,317 "And singing and dancing" 915 00:41:52,438 --> 00:41:54,118 "Come on everybody do the" 916 00:41:54,397 --> 00:41:56,397 "5... 6... 7... 8..." 917 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:59,718 "Youā€™re my luck, my lifeline" 918 00:42:00,158 --> 00:42:03,798 "Life with you is so fine, darling" 919 00:42:03,998 --> 00:42:08,118 "Vande rakka..." 920 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:11,038 "Youā€™re my luck, my lifeline" 921 00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:15,117 "Life with you is so fine, darling" 922 00:42:15,478 --> 00:42:18,918 "Youā€™re my sunrise Youā€™re my sunset" 923 00:42:19,317 --> 00:42:23,037 "Ever since Iā€™ve found you, my life has been set" 924 00:42:23,478 --> 00:42:27,038 "May ours be the greatest love story" 925 00:42:27,317 --> 00:42:30,797 "The greatest love story ever" 926 00:42:30,998 --> 00:42:33,158 "Spreading love everywhere" 927 00:42:40,397 --> 00:42:44,517 "Vande rakka..." 928 00:42:48,078 --> 00:42:51,438 "Vande rakka..." 929 00:42:59,357 --> 00:43:02,317 After watching Himanshu and Parminderā€™s love song in flashback 930 00:43:02,598 --> 00:43:06,718 the elders of our family left for Paanthukistan. 931 00:43:08,478 --> 00:43:09,478 Hereā€™s what happened next. 932 00:43:10,478 --> 00:43:11,958 How are you alive, Father? 933 00:43:12,237 --> 00:43:13,157 I fell on a camel. 934 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:13,958 Letā€™s go. 935 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,638 Switch the AC on in the jeep. 936 00:43:16,237 --> 00:43:17,477 Come and sit. 937 00:43:17,558 --> 00:43:18,598 Hurry, Hansa. 938 00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,598 Donā€™t hurry her. 939 00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:23,278 Praful, you idiotā€¦ 940 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,398 you have to travel inside this trunk. 941 00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:26,158 Remember? 942 00:43:26,197 --> 00:43:27,197 But why? 943 00:43:27,518 --> 00:43:30,678 Hansa, Praful canā€™t go like this, to meet the king. 944 00:43:33,518 --> 00:43:36,398 What if the king sees Praful and gets suspicious? 945 00:43:37,237 --> 00:43:39,917 What is his Indian doppelganger 946 00:43:40,038 --> 00:43:42,038 doing in Paanthukistan? 947 00:43:42,397 --> 00:43:43,197 Listen. 948 00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:45,597 Youā€™ll be at the bottom of the trunk 949 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,638 and weā€™ll cover the top part with shooting equipment. 950 00:43:47,797 --> 00:43:49,077 Wait a minuteā€¦ 951 00:43:49,397 --> 00:43:52,277 what if he suffocates inside? 952 00:43:54,438 --> 00:43:58,318 What if my Praful wants to 953 00:43:58,397 --> 00:44:01,037 come out of the trunk to breathe? 954 00:44:02,638 --> 00:44:03,598 See this. 955 00:44:03,837 --> 00:44:07,037 The trunk has three holes, Hansa. 956 00:44:07,237 --> 00:44:10,157 But how will Praful manage to 957 00:44:10,317 --> 00:44:12,317 come out of these small holes? 958 00:44:12,478 --> 00:44:13,638 Correct. 959 00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:15,038 What if he gets stuck? 960 00:44:15,078 --> 00:44:15,758 Exactly. 961 00:44:15,797 --> 00:44:17,637 Airā€¦ 962 00:44:17,677 --> 00:44:18,317 What? 963 00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:20,357 These are for ventilation. 964 00:44:20,598 --> 00:44:21,758 Come on, Praful. 965 00:44:21,797 --> 00:44:22,877 Hurry up. 966 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:24,637 Bye. See you soon. 967 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,277 Himanshu, how far is my Praful? 968 00:44:29,677 --> 00:44:30,717 Just a few steps ahead. 969 00:44:30,757 --> 00:44:32,117 I am so tired. 970 00:44:32,998 --> 00:44:35,398 My Praful will come out any moment now. 971 00:44:35,397 --> 00:44:36,717 Long live the king! 972 00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:39,037 Hello. How are? 973 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:40,597 Please eat before you leave. 974 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:42,677 Hey, you eat before you leave! 975 00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,197 Else Iā€™ll behead you. 976 00:44:45,638 --> 00:44:46,558 Hansa. 977 00:44:46,757 --> 00:44:48,677 -Quiet. -Okay. He is so stupid! 978 00:44:48,837 --> 00:44:51,677 Your Highness, I am Tulsidas Parekh, 979 00:44:51,677 --> 00:44:54,237 producer of the film that will 980 00:44:54,518 --> 00:44:55,798 showcase your glorious country. 981 00:44:56,438 --> 00:44:58,038 You look the part. 982 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,237 Your confidence and body language 983 00:45:00,357 --> 00:45:02,917 is that of a hotshot producer. 984 00:45:03,038 --> 00:45:04,398 Your Highness, I-- 985 00:45:04,518 --> 00:45:05,998 Be quiet, Jayshree! 986 00:45:06,797 --> 00:45:07,917 Who is the maker? 987 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,438 I am the maker. 988 00:45:11,237 --> 00:45:13,237 Everything belongs to me. 989 00:45:14,757 --> 00:45:18,397 Your Highness, these nobodies are my employees. 990 00:45:18,877 --> 00:45:19,797 Your Highness 991 00:45:20,078 --> 00:45:22,078 the papers are in order. 992 00:45:22,797 --> 00:45:24,797 Mrs. Praful Parekh. 993 00:45:25,877 --> 00:45:26,597 Your visa? 994 00:45:27,717 --> 00:45:29,717 No, Iā€™m Hansa. 995 00:45:30,357 --> 00:45:31,917 But I asked, ā€˜Your visa?ā€™ 996 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:35,838 And I replied, ā€˜No, Iā€™m Hansa.ā€™ 997 00:45:36,197 --> 00:45:37,557 This man is useless. 998 00:45:39,638 --> 00:45:40,998 This is Hansaā€™s visa. 999 00:45:41,837 --> 00:45:43,837 All of you proceed to the outhouse. 1000 00:45:47,677 --> 00:45:49,277 Why does the trunk have holes? 1001 00:45:51,518 --> 00:45:53,558 There are holes on this side too. 1002 00:45:53,598 --> 00:45:55,358 You should be suspicious about them too. 1003 00:45:55,438 --> 00:45:59,758 If thereā€™s no ventilation, how will Praful breathe-- 1004 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:00,397 Ventilation! 1005 00:46:00,397 --> 00:46:02,077 Theyā€™re for ventilation. 1006 00:46:02,118 --> 00:46:03,838 Write everything down, Hansa. 1007 00:46:03,918 --> 00:46:06,078 Your Highness, I request you 1008 00:46:06,317 --> 00:46:08,317 to inspect this trunk. 1009 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,078 Heā€™ll be out now. 1010 00:46:10,197 --> 00:46:10,917 Tulsidas, 1011 00:46:11,197 --> 00:46:12,397 open the trunk. 1012 00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:14,397 Come on. 1013 00:46:14,598 --> 00:46:15,598 Your Highness, 1014 00:46:16,478 --> 00:46:18,078 how can you suspect 1015 00:46:18,197 --> 00:46:20,197 such a famous, hotshot producer? 1016 00:46:20,518 --> 00:46:21,358 Say your line. 1017 00:46:21,357 --> 00:46:22,397 Who is the maker? 1018 00:46:22,598 --> 00:46:23,838 I am the maker! 1019 00:46:24,918 --> 00:46:26,158 This trunk is mine. 1020 00:46:26,677 --> 00:46:29,037 Do you want to insult me by inspecting it? 1021 00:46:29,397 --> 00:46:30,477 Yes, I will insult you. 1022 00:46:31,197 --> 00:46:31,997 Unlock the trunk. 1023 00:46:33,078 --> 00:46:33,838 Himanshu. 1024 00:46:34,237 --> 00:46:35,317 Give me the key. 1025 00:46:35,397 --> 00:46:36,477 Jayshree... 1026 00:46:36,717 --> 00:46:37,677 Come on, open it. 1027 00:46:37,877 --> 00:46:38,397 Yes. 1028 00:46:38,558 --> 00:46:40,558 Help me out, Jayshree. 1029 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:41,598 Of course. 1030 00:46:43,317 --> 00:46:45,317 Mr. Minister, Your Highnessā€¦ 1031 00:46:47,598 --> 00:46:48,878 who is the maker? 1032 00:46:49,118 --> 00:46:50,118 -He is the maker. -He is the maker. 1033 00:46:50,478 --> 00:46:52,038 Who does the trunk belong to? 1034 00:46:52,237 --> 00:46:53,517 -To him. -To him. 1035 00:46:53,717 --> 00:46:55,197 Everything belongs to? 1036 00:46:55,998 --> 00:46:56,918 No, noā€¦ 1037 00:47:12,478 --> 00:47:13,278 Your Highness, 1038 00:47:13,638 --> 00:47:15,638 thereā€™s only shooting equipment and flowers in this trunk. 1039 00:47:15,757 --> 00:47:17,357 What! Only flowers? 1040 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,918 Where did my P go? 1041 00:47:20,397 --> 00:47:21,997 Hansa, I'll tell you later. 1042 00:47:24,357 --> 00:47:25,517 Okay. 1043 00:47:26,317 --> 00:47:28,317 These flowers are for you, Your Highness. 1044 00:47:28,518 --> 00:47:30,038 Long live King Kimam Khake Thuuk! 1045 00:47:30,197 --> 00:47:32,197 Long live the king! 1046 00:47:32,478 --> 00:47:36,918 Jayshree, now that we have changed our clothes... 1047 00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:40,718 -Hansa Malini! -Now tell me, where is my Praful? 1048 00:47:41,158 --> 00:47:45,038 I changed the plan at the last minute, Hansa. 1049 00:47:45,357 --> 00:47:46,957 This trunk is so big. 1050 00:47:47,118 --> 00:47:48,678 In case Praful starts talking from inside, 1051 00:47:48,717 --> 00:47:49,837 weā€™ll get in trouble. 1052 00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:51,958 Will he keep talking even when heā€™s inside the trunk? 1053 00:47:53,197 --> 00:47:54,037 Check this. 1054 00:47:55,078 --> 00:47:58,038 Mr. Tulsidas, this is the king speaking. 1055 00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:01,357 Who will tell me whatā€™s inside this trunk? 1056 00:48:03,757 --> 00:48:05,277 I will tell you. 1057 00:48:05,558 --> 00:48:08,398 I will tell you that I am sitting inside it. 1058 00:48:08,757 --> 00:48:09,477 Me. 1059 00:48:11,877 --> 00:48:12,797 Hear that? 1060 00:48:13,397 --> 00:48:14,637 Thatā€™s why Iā€™m telling you 1061 00:48:15,197 --> 00:48:17,917 not to take Praful inside this trunk. 1062 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:19,638 How will we take him then? 1063 00:48:19,877 --> 00:48:21,877 Please tell me, Jayshree. 1064 00:48:23,118 --> 00:48:26,598 Our bags and luggageā€¦ 1065 00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:30,117 who do you think carried them to the palace? 1066 00:48:35,237 --> 00:48:37,237 Meā€¦ I got them. 1067 00:48:38,558 --> 00:48:39,598 Prafulā€¦ 1068 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,717 Itā€™s my Praful in the bag. 1069 00:48:42,158 --> 00:48:43,598 Praful. 1070 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:48,997 You look like an angel, in these clothes. 1071 00:48:49,918 --> 00:48:51,918 Beautiful angel. 1072 00:48:52,158 --> 00:48:54,998 Calm down, Mr. Maker. 1073 00:48:55,757 --> 00:48:56,877 -Listen to me carefully. -Okay. 1074 00:48:57,797 --> 00:49:00,397 Praful, you will hide in that room. 1075 00:49:01,237 --> 00:49:02,917 We start shooting the documentary tomorrow. 1076 00:49:03,438 --> 00:49:04,238 Himanshu, 1077 00:49:04,558 --> 00:49:08,398 mix sleeping pills in the ā€˜rabriā€™ and feed it to the king. 1078 00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:09,598 And Kushal willā€¦ 1079 00:49:09,638 --> 00:49:11,158 -Do away with him. -Yes. 1080 00:49:12,478 --> 00:49:16,278 And then youā€™ll become the king here, Praful. 1081 00:49:17,478 --> 00:49:18,398 Okay? 1082 00:49:19,837 --> 00:49:21,837 Everything is fine, Jayshree. 1083 00:49:22,438 --> 00:49:24,438 But thereā€™s a small problem. 1084 00:49:25,277 --> 00:49:26,117 What? 1085 00:49:26,478 --> 00:49:28,078 Everything that you just saidā€¦ 1086 00:49:28,877 --> 00:49:30,877 Mr. Minister has heard everything. 1087 00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:37,637 Havenā€™t you? 1088 00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,318 Donā€™t follow me. 1089 00:49:42,357 --> 00:49:43,117 Okay. 1090 00:50:02,438 --> 00:50:03,278 Come here. 1091 00:50:04,598 --> 00:50:05,438 Please sit. 1092 00:50:05,757 --> 00:50:08,437 I donā€™t have time to sit, 1093 00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:09,997 Praful-- 1094 00:50:13,317 --> 00:50:15,317 Jayshree, superb. 1095 00:50:20,998 --> 00:50:21,758 Oh no. 1096 00:50:24,757 --> 00:50:25,677 Jayshreeā€¦ 1097 00:50:36,197 --> 00:50:37,117 Jayshreeā€¦ 1098 00:50:37,797 --> 00:50:39,797 Just look at his jewellery. 1099 00:50:40,717 --> 00:50:43,317 Hansa, you take the necklace, Iā€™ll take the earrings. 1100 00:50:43,558 --> 00:50:44,118 Sure. 1101 00:50:44,158 --> 00:50:45,918 Forget about the jewellery, Jayshree. 1102 00:50:46,078 --> 00:50:48,678 Look at what youā€™ve done. 1103 00:50:49,277 --> 00:50:50,117 Whatā€™s the problem? 1104 00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:53,478 Please hold this stool, Father. 1105 00:50:53,677 --> 00:50:54,397 Sure. 1106 00:50:55,237 --> 00:50:56,517 Lift it. 1107 00:51:00,518 --> 00:51:01,998 Father... 1108 00:51:03,158 --> 00:51:04,838 what have you done? 1109 00:51:05,038 --> 00:51:05,718 Me? 1110 00:51:07,078 --> 00:51:10,158 But it was you whoā€¦ 1111 00:51:10,677 --> 00:51:12,357 Lift the stool and continue. 1112 00:51:14,998 --> 00:51:17,598 It was you who took the stool andā€¦ 1113 00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:22,718 Hello? 1114 00:51:22,837 --> 00:51:23,877 Open the door. 1115 00:51:31,357 --> 00:51:32,077 Hello? 1116 00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:34,518 Put the stool down, Father. 1117 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:35,517 Right. 1118 00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:40,077 Hello? 1119 00:51:40,277 --> 00:51:41,037 Anybody inside? 1120 00:51:41,277 --> 00:51:43,757 Yes. There is a one body inside. 1121 00:51:44,397 --> 00:51:45,317 Hansa! 1122 00:51:45,357 --> 00:51:46,357 Ohā€¦ 1123 00:51:46,837 --> 00:51:49,717 There is a no one body inside. 1124 00:51:49,918 --> 00:51:50,958 May we come in? 1125 00:51:51,078 --> 00:51:51,798 Yes. 1126 00:51:51,998 --> 00:51:52,638 No! 1127 00:51:53,038 --> 00:51:53,958 Donā€™t. 1128 00:51:54,317 --> 00:51:56,317 Father is not wearing any clothes! 1129 00:51:57,237 --> 00:51:58,037 What? 1130 00:51:58,558 --> 00:51:59,558 I lied. 1131 00:52:02,317 --> 00:52:05,037 Now listen to me. 1132 00:52:05,598 --> 00:52:07,958 Iā€™ll make a quick trip to the bathroom. 1133 00:52:08,237 --> 00:52:09,397 Hansa. 1134 00:52:09,598 --> 00:52:12,078 You shouldnā€™t say these things aloud. 1135 00:52:12,438 --> 00:52:12,958 Oh. 1136 00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:13,838 Say, 1137 00:52:15,478 --> 00:52:16,518 ā€˜Iā€™ll make quick trip to London.ā€™ 1138 00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:20,758 And no one will know that you've gone to the bathroom! 1139 00:52:21,078 --> 00:52:23,998 So, Iā€™ll make a quick trip to London. 1140 00:52:25,237 --> 00:52:26,277 Off to Londonā€¦ 1141 00:52:26,397 --> 00:52:28,397 Praful, you go andā€¦ 1142 00:52:32,757 --> 00:52:33,477 Wait. 1143 00:52:33,478 --> 00:52:34,558 You idiot. 1144 00:52:34,558 --> 00:52:35,798 Ask her where you should go. 1145 00:52:35,877 --> 00:52:36,877 It's okay. 1146 00:52:36,918 --> 00:52:38,918 Praful, you sit down. 1147 00:52:39,277 --> 00:52:40,957 Himanshu, Fatherā€¦ 1148 00:52:41,118 --> 00:52:44,638 empty the stuff and put the minister inside it. 1149 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:47,238 Where is it? The Ministerā€™s stuff? 1150 00:52:47,277 --> 00:52:50,957 Empty the stuff inside the trunk, you fool! 1151 00:52:51,118 --> 00:52:52,798 Donā€™t swear at me! 1152 00:52:52,797 --> 00:52:54,477 Jayshree, should I put Father inside the trunk? 1153 00:52:54,518 --> 00:52:57,558 Put the minister inside the trunk, silly. 1154 00:52:57,877 --> 00:52:59,717 Go and get the minister. 1155 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:00,238 Go. 1156 00:53:00,317 --> 00:53:01,077 Letā€™s go. 1157 00:53:01,357 --> 00:53:03,197 Himanshu, make sure you hold the head up while walking. 1158 00:53:03,197 --> 00:53:04,637 I always keep my head up while walking. 1159 00:53:04,717 --> 00:53:05,917 I meant, the ministerā€™s! 1160 00:53:06,638 --> 00:53:07,438 Prafulā€¦ 1161 00:53:09,197 --> 00:53:11,357 you go andā€¦ 1162 00:53:22,397 --> 00:53:23,157 Namaste. 1163 00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:24,358 -Long live the king. -Long live the king. 1164 00:53:24,837 --> 00:53:25,997 Long live the king. 1165 00:53:27,397 --> 00:53:28,717 Iā€™m General Zaffran. 1166 00:53:29,317 --> 00:53:30,357 Iā€™m Major Zarda. 1167 00:53:30,638 --> 00:53:31,758 And Iā€™m Captain Jayshree. 1168 00:53:31,918 --> 00:53:33,598 His Highness has sent you this gift. 1169 00:53:34,598 --> 00:53:35,838 -Give it to me. -Weā€™ll keep it inside. 1170 00:53:36,518 --> 00:53:37,558 Why? Whatā€™s wrong? 1171 00:53:39,277 --> 00:53:41,277 I canā€™t accept such a big gift. 1172 00:53:42,797 --> 00:53:44,317 Your Highnessā€¦ 1173 00:53:44,478 --> 00:53:46,078 His Highness has sent you this gift. 1174 00:53:46,237 --> 00:53:47,357 You canā€™t refuse it. 1175 00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:48,717 Else heā€™ll have you beheaded. 1176 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:50,518 Fine, Iā€™ll take it. 1177 00:53:51,237 --> 00:53:52,157 Bye. 1178 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:54,917 London was great. 1179 00:53:55,438 --> 00:53:57,438 It has running waterā€¦ 1180 00:53:59,118 --> 00:54:00,678 I havenā€™t seen Queen Gulkanda around. 1181 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,358 The queen is in London. 1182 00:54:02,757 --> 00:54:03,677 Really? 1183 00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:05,038 In London? 1184 00:54:05,598 --> 00:54:07,598 Yes, sheā€™s been there for the past two months. 1185 00:54:07,837 --> 00:54:09,197 Two months? 1186 00:54:09,638 --> 00:54:12,118 What is she doing in London for so long? 1187 00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:13,398 Looking after her grandfather. 1188 00:54:14,237 --> 00:54:18,957 For that sheā€™ll have to step out of London, isnā€™t it? 1189 00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,878 No, her grandfather is also in London. 1190 00:54:21,438 --> 00:54:22,838 Her grandfather too? 1191 00:54:22,918 --> 00:54:25,038 Her entire family lives in London. 1192 00:54:25,158 --> 00:54:30,438 Jayshree, lifestyles of the rich and famous! 1193 00:54:30,757 --> 00:54:32,757 Tell meā€¦ 1194 00:54:33,197 --> 00:54:34,397 have you been to London? 1195 00:54:34,598 --> 00:54:39,518 I make frequent trips to London. 1196 00:54:40,197 --> 00:54:41,877 Bye. 1197 00:54:42,038 --> 00:54:44,758 Have you ever eaten ā€˜palak paneerā€™ in London? 1198 00:54:44,757 --> 00:54:45,437 No. 1199 00:54:45,877 --> 00:54:49,277 We donā€™t eat or drink when weā€™re in London. 1200 00:54:49,438 --> 00:54:54,398 We quickly finish our business, wash our hands and come out. 1201 00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:56,918 We eat after that. 1202 00:54:57,277 --> 00:54:58,397 -Okay. -Okay. 1203 00:54:59,558 --> 00:55:02,118 Iā€™ve accepted the gift. 1204 00:55:02,478 --> 00:55:04,158 Bye bye. 1205 00:55:04,397 --> 00:55:05,557 Bye. 1206 00:55:06,078 --> 00:55:07,518 Whatā€™s inside this? A baby? 1207 00:55:07,877 --> 00:55:08,717 Okay, Kushla. 1208 00:55:09,357 --> 00:55:11,477 Did you listen to Kushalā€™s instructions? 1209 00:55:12,158 --> 00:55:14,158 The trunk with the minister inside 1210 00:55:14,158 --> 00:55:15,718 has to be taken outside the palace. 1211 00:55:16,118 --> 00:55:16,758 Get it? 1212 00:55:18,918 --> 00:55:19,518 Why? 1213 00:55:20,478 --> 00:55:21,838 Why do you want to keep this trunk 1214 00:55:21,837 --> 00:55:23,237 outside the palace, Tulsidas? 1215 00:55:23,558 --> 00:55:25,918 Whatā€™s inside this trunk? 1216 00:55:26,558 --> 00:55:27,838 Your Highnessā€¦ 1217 00:55:27,837 --> 00:55:29,317 No, Iā€™m Praful. 1218 00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:30,678 Your son. 1219 00:55:31,038 --> 00:55:34,878 Jayshree asked me to dress up as the king. 1220 00:55:36,397 --> 00:55:39,917 What is the king doing here? 1221 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:42,997 Hansa, this is your husband. 1222 00:55:44,998 --> 00:55:46,278 You got flu! 1223 00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,317 I did. 1224 00:55:47,397 --> 00:55:48,877 Fooled! 1225 00:55:48,877 --> 00:55:49,997 People get ā€˜fooled'. 1226 00:55:49,999 --> 00:55:51,999 As if people donā€™t get flu! 1227 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:54,757 Listen to me. 1228 00:55:54,998 --> 00:55:58,318 Iā€™ll quickly go and change my ā€˜gajraā€™. 1229 00:55:58,717 --> 00:55:59,437 Let her go. 1230 00:55:59,518 --> 00:56:00,398 Wait. 1231 00:56:00,598 --> 00:56:01,638 Hansa, wait. 1232 00:56:01,797 --> 00:56:03,157 68 kilos. 1233 00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:05,277 -He wants to know my weight. -Let her go. 1234 00:56:05,518 --> 00:56:07,518 Everyone, wait a minute. 1235 00:56:07,958 --> 00:56:09,038 Listen to me. 1236 00:56:09,038 --> 00:56:10,398 Prafulā€¦ 1237 00:56:15,757 --> 00:56:16,357 Go on. 1238 00:56:17,438 --> 00:56:19,438 Strike the gong. 1239 00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:22,077 Speak loudly. 1240 00:56:23,078 --> 00:56:25,918 Because of this heavy wig and turbanā€¦ 1241 00:56:25,998 --> 00:56:26,958 I canā€™t hear anything. 1242 00:56:27,118 --> 00:56:27,998 Speak loudly. 1243 00:56:28,158 --> 00:56:30,158 You can see, canā€™t you, idiot! 1244 00:56:30,237 --> 00:56:32,237 Strike the gong. 1245 00:56:32,317 --> 00:56:34,077 You are talking too loudly. 1246 00:56:35,158 --> 00:56:35,998 Fine. 1247 00:56:35,999 --> 00:56:37,039 Strike it. 1248 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:40,358 Long live the king. 1249 00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:42,157 Thank you. 1250 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:46,077 Go on. 1251 00:56:46,998 --> 00:56:47,838 Trunkā€¦ 1252 00:56:48,478 --> 00:56:49,238 Trunk. 1253 00:56:51,237 --> 00:56:51,957 Tell them. 1254 00:56:52,317 --> 00:56:53,157 What? 1255 00:56:54,558 --> 00:56:56,558 Thereā€™s a black car waiting outsideā€¦ 1256 00:56:56,757 --> 00:56:58,757 tell them to keep the trunk inside the car's boot. 1257 00:56:59,078 --> 00:57:00,718 Thereā€™s a pretty woman waiting outside, 1258 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,958 keep this inside her boot. 1259 00:57:04,757 --> 00:57:06,597 Is that even possible? 1260 00:57:06,998 --> 00:57:08,598 Black car. 1261 00:57:09,357 --> 00:57:11,037 Black. Car. 1262 00:57:11,438 --> 00:57:13,438 Thereā€™s a black buffalo waiting outside, 1263 00:57:13,877 --> 00:57:14,957 go and milk it. 1264 00:57:16,078 --> 00:57:16,918 Black. 1265 00:57:17,277 --> 00:57:19,797 Carā€¦ beep beep. 1266 00:57:20,118 --> 00:57:20,918 Right. 1267 00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:23,958 Thereā€™s a black car waiting outside as well. 1268 00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:25,358 Keep this inside the car boot. 1269 00:57:26,518 --> 00:57:27,478 Yes, Your Highness. 1270 00:57:27,998 --> 00:57:31,918 But this contains shooting material, doesnā€™t it? 1271 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:36,118 Tell them - ā€˜Why arenā€™t you following my orders?ā€™ 1272 00:57:36,317 --> 00:57:38,317 Why arenā€™t you swallowing my fodders? 1273 00:57:39,277 --> 00:57:40,317 Excuse me? 1274 00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:42,877 Take out your sword. 1275 00:57:45,397 --> 00:57:46,357 Oh no. 1276 00:57:48,078 --> 00:57:50,078 The fool is taking off his pants. 1277 00:57:51,518 --> 00:57:53,838 Sword. 1278 00:57:53,837 --> 00:57:55,757 Let me take off my pants first. 1279 00:57:56,558 --> 00:57:58,118 Then Iā€™ll take out my sword. 1280 00:57:58,397 --> 00:57:59,397 One at a time. 1281 00:58:00,317 --> 00:58:00,837 Tell me. 1282 00:58:01,438 --> 00:58:02,878 Why arenā€™t you following the kingā€™s orders? 1283 00:58:03,717 --> 00:58:05,717 Kill them, Your Highness. 1284 00:58:06,277 --> 00:58:06,917 Two more people? 1285 00:58:07,677 --> 00:58:10,277 Weā€™ll take it away right now. 1286 00:58:10,518 --> 00:58:11,718 Hurry up. 1287 00:58:12,118 --> 00:58:12,798 Donā€™t open it. 1288 00:58:12,918 --> 00:58:13,438 No. 1289 00:58:15,438 --> 00:58:16,478 Letā€™s go. 1290 00:58:16,598 --> 00:58:17,478 Wait. 1291 00:58:18,237 --> 00:58:19,957 Lets make sure that theyā€™ve left. 1292 00:58:20,717 --> 00:58:22,157 Where on earth is the minister? 1293 00:58:22,197 --> 00:58:22,957 Iā€™ve been trying to reach him. 1294 00:58:22,998 --> 00:58:23,678 Zaffran. 1295 00:58:24,197 --> 00:58:25,317 Wait. 1296 00:58:27,397 --> 00:58:28,637 -Long live the king. -Long live the king. 1297 00:58:29,317 --> 00:58:30,597 Where are you taking the trunk? 1298 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:33,158 The real king is here. 1299 00:58:33,197 --> 00:58:36,077 I had asked you to keep it in the Parekhsā€™ room. 1300 00:58:36,397 --> 00:58:40,277 If he comes here, weā€™ll get into trouble. 1301 00:58:40,518 --> 00:58:42,518 Pardon me, Your Highness but you just-- 1302 00:58:42,757 --> 00:58:43,677 Go, keep it right now. 1303 00:58:44,078 --> 00:58:46,878 Else Iā€™ll behead both of you. 1304 00:58:49,438 --> 00:58:51,438 Be quiet, Praful. 1305 00:58:52,277 --> 00:58:53,597 But I havenā€™t even said anything, Father. 1306 00:58:54,438 --> 00:58:55,798 Go inside! 1307 00:58:56,118 --> 00:58:57,838 Leave from the rear exit and go inside. 1308 00:58:57,998 --> 00:58:59,598 -Hansaā€¦ -No one will know. 1309 00:59:07,478 --> 00:59:08,638 There he comes! 1310 00:59:11,237 --> 00:59:13,237 -Long live the king! -Long live the king! 1311 00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:16,157 I have a complaintā€¦ 1312 00:59:16,558 --> 00:59:17,678 your servants 1313 00:59:17,998 --> 00:59:19,998 are taking this trunk away forcibly. 1314 00:59:20,918 --> 00:59:22,918 Get lost, you two! 1315 00:59:23,317 --> 00:59:24,077 -Yes. -Yes. 1316 00:59:29,277 --> 00:59:31,277 Hello, Queen Gulkandaā€¦ 1317 00:59:32,518 --> 00:59:35,238 There is so much dust inside. 1318 00:59:35,638 --> 00:59:36,238 What? 1319 00:59:36,317 --> 00:59:38,677 Tell Grandfather to take his medicines. 1320 00:59:38,877 --> 00:59:39,877 Speak loudly. 1321 00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,598 Tell Grandfather to take his medicines! 1322 00:59:41,598 --> 00:59:43,838 -Else Iā€™ll behead him! -Himanshu... 1323 00:59:44,478 --> 00:59:45,278 Shut it. 1324 00:59:49,677 --> 00:59:51,837 Andā€¦ come over for lunch, 1325 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:53,638 to discuss the schedule for tomorrowā€™s shoot. 1326 00:59:54,478 --> 00:59:55,798 Else Iā€™ll behead 1327 00:59:56,237 --> 00:59:56,957 you! 1328 00:59:57,797 --> 00:59:58,477 Understand? 1329 01:00:01,078 --> 01:00:04,198 Hurry up and bring this trunk inside, Himanshu. 1330 01:00:04,197 --> 01:00:05,717 Letā€™s take the minister out first. 1331 01:00:05,757 --> 01:00:07,037 He has to stay inside! 1332 01:00:07,118 --> 01:00:07,958 Oh, right. 1333 01:00:11,078 --> 01:00:13,078 Letā€™s keep him hidden here inside the bathroom 1334 01:00:15,317 --> 01:00:15,997 -Himanshu. -Yes? 1335 01:00:16,277 --> 01:00:17,317 At the shoot tomorrow-- 1336 01:00:17,317 --> 01:00:18,357 The medicine is ready, 1337 01:00:18,357 --> 01:00:20,357 Iā€™ll mix it in the ā€˜rabriā€™ and feed it to the king. 1338 01:00:20,558 --> 01:00:23,038 Iā€™ll make sure heā€™s so unconsciousā€¦ 1339 01:00:23,118 --> 01:00:24,358 no one will know that heā€™s unconscious. 1340 01:00:37,478 --> 01:00:38,118 Kushal? 1341 01:00:38,837 --> 01:00:39,877 Yes. Is everything ready? 1342 01:00:40,518 --> 01:00:41,518 As soon as the king is unconscious, 1343 01:00:41,797 --> 01:00:43,117 we will take him away in our ambulances. 1344 01:00:43,438 --> 01:00:44,598 Three ambulances have been kept ready. 1345 01:00:45,078 --> 01:00:47,238 Make sure he eats the ā€˜rabriā€™-- 1346 01:00:47,397 --> 01:00:49,117 Of course, ā€˜dodayaā€™. 1347 01:00:50,837 --> 01:00:51,677 Dodaya. 1348 01:00:52,397 --> 01:00:53,597 What does ā€˜dodayaā€™ mean? 1349 01:00:53,638 --> 01:00:54,278 Oversmart. 1350 01:00:55,757 --> 01:00:56,317 Pack up! 1351 01:00:56,757 --> 01:00:57,557 I mean, action! 1352 01:00:58,038 --> 01:01:01,718 Tell me, why havenā€™t you constructed toilets 1353 01:01:01,837 --> 01:01:03,837 for the citizens of Paanthukistan? 1354 01:01:04,038 --> 01:01:05,398 What lies! 1355 01:01:05,797 --> 01:01:07,157 I had promised, 1356 01:01:07,518 --> 01:01:11,278 all citizens of Paanthukistan would have a toilet. 1357 01:01:11,638 --> 01:01:12,558 Seeā€¦ 1358 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:15,237 a toilet for all the citizens. 1359 01:01:17,677 --> 01:01:19,277 Thereā€™s no water in the toilet. See. 1360 01:01:19,478 --> 01:01:20,518 Move. 1361 01:01:22,558 --> 01:01:23,798 Move back. 1362 01:01:25,918 --> 01:01:27,918 My second question. 1363 01:01:28,598 --> 01:01:34,158 These people waiting at the bus stopā€¦ 1364 01:01:34,237 --> 01:01:35,437 why did they die? 1365 01:01:35,677 --> 01:01:36,637 Why die? 1366 01:01:36,797 --> 01:01:38,797 Why didnā€™t you send a bus, mister? 1367 01:01:39,078 --> 01:01:41,838 Another false accusation. 1368 01:01:42,438 --> 01:01:43,958 After constructing this bus stop, 1369 01:01:44,038 --> 01:01:45,158 I asked them, 1370 01:01:45,877 --> 01:01:49,237 ā€˜Do you want anything else apart from the bus stop?ā€™ 1371 01:01:49,518 --> 01:01:51,038 -I see. -They replied, 1372 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:53,398 ā€˜Bas (thatā€™s all)!ā€™ 1373 01:01:55,357 --> 01:01:57,717 Your Highness, 1374 01:01:58,038 --> 01:01:59,318 they meant ā€˜busā€™, as in a vehicle. 1375 01:01:59,677 --> 01:02:01,677 One that runs on wheelsā€¦ beep beep 1376 01:02:02,158 --> 01:02:03,198 A bus. 1377 01:02:03,478 --> 01:02:04,238 Tulsidas! 1378 01:02:04,877 --> 01:02:05,597 Will I behead you? 1379 01:02:05,797 --> 01:02:06,677 -Sure. -No. 1380 01:02:06,837 --> 01:02:07,717 No. 1381 01:02:07,797 --> 01:02:09,957 They hadnā€™t specified that they wanted a vehicle. 1382 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:13,597 And they hadnā€™t even done the ā€˜beep beepā€™ action! 1383 01:02:13,638 --> 01:02:14,678 Go on, ask them. 1384 01:02:14,837 --> 01:02:15,997 Another fool. 1385 01:02:16,118 --> 01:02:16,878 Okay... 1386 01:02:16,998 --> 01:02:18,758 My third question-- 1387 01:02:18,797 --> 01:02:20,237 Hansa, ā€˜rabriā€™! 1388 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:23,318 Rightā€¦ 1389 01:02:23,317 --> 01:02:24,357 Your Highness, 1390 01:02:24,717 --> 01:02:27,157 before I ask you my third questionā€¦ 1391 01:02:27,518 --> 01:02:29,198 hold this. 1392 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:33,478 You must eat the ā€˜rabriā€™ prepared by Himanshu. 1393 01:02:34,078 --> 01:02:34,638 Rabriā€¦ 1394 01:02:34,638 --> 01:02:36,878 Himanshu, where are? 1395 01:02:38,277 --> 01:02:39,357 Comes! 1396 01:02:43,478 --> 01:02:44,118 Go. 1397 01:02:44,638 --> 01:02:45,838 I have another dialogue left. 1398 01:02:47,438 --> 01:02:48,638 Your Highness, 1399 01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:50,678 eat the ā€˜rabriā€™ and become unconscious. 1400 01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:53,878 ā€˜Consciousā€™. 1401 01:02:53,918 --> 01:02:55,318 Itā€™s very good for your ā€˜consciousnessā€™. 1402 01:02:55,837 --> 01:02:56,557 Hello, Kushal. 1403 01:02:56,797 --> 01:02:58,077 Get the ambulance quickly. 1404 01:03:00,638 --> 01:03:01,638 Hurry up and get him. 1405 01:03:01,998 --> 01:03:02,838 Whatā€™s going on? 1406 01:03:02,837 --> 01:03:04,037 Let go else Iā€™ll behead you! 1407 01:03:06,038 --> 01:03:07,038 Stop! 1408 01:03:07,277 --> 01:03:08,037 Oh no! 1409 01:03:09,558 --> 01:03:11,118 Who are these men kidnapping the king? 1410 01:03:11,197 --> 01:03:12,237 And Kushal is standing there like a fool. 1411 01:03:13,717 --> 01:03:16,757 Jayshree, the king left with some other people. 1412 01:03:16,998 --> 01:03:18,478 And he hasnā€™t even eaten the ā€˜rabriā€™! 1413 01:03:18,998 --> 01:03:20,998 Iā€™m glad Iā€™ve said all my lines. 1414 01:03:21,277 --> 01:03:22,117 I didnā€™t get to say all of mine. 1415 01:03:22,438 --> 01:03:24,958 Himanshu, take Hansa to the outhouse. 1416 01:03:25,078 --> 01:03:26,078 Give me the ā€˜rabriā€™. 1417 01:03:26,317 --> 01:03:27,597 -Come with me, Father. -I've said all my lines. 1418 01:03:27,598 --> 01:03:28,398 Iā€™ll figure out a plan. 1419 01:03:33,598 --> 01:03:34,478 Long liveā€¦ 1420 01:03:34,598 --> 01:03:35,398 The king! 1421 01:03:36,038 --> 01:03:36,918 Long liveā€¦ 1422 01:03:37,038 --> 01:03:37,838 The king! 1423 01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:39,398 Long liveā€¦ 1424 01:03:39,518 --> 01:03:40,318 The king! 1425 01:03:43,877 --> 01:03:45,477 Ready, Praful? 1426 01:03:45,757 --> 01:03:47,077 Attentionā€¦ 1427 01:03:47,197 --> 01:03:48,757 The king is feeling better now. 1428 01:03:49,317 --> 01:03:51,957 Because His Highness needed to take a leak, 1429 01:03:52,317 --> 01:03:54,317 he was relieving himself. 1430 01:03:56,158 --> 01:03:57,398 Donā€™t do that, Praful. 1431 01:03:59,158 --> 01:03:59,718 Letā€™s go. 1432 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:00,797 Your Highnessā€¦ 1433 01:04:01,118 --> 01:04:03,758 weā€™ve been trying to approach you since 1988 1434 01:04:03,837 --> 01:04:05,637 please listen to us. 1435 01:04:05,797 --> 01:04:06,597 The announcement. 1436 01:04:06,638 --> 01:04:07,398 Make the announcement. 1437 01:04:08,837 --> 01:04:10,637 Speak louder, Jayshree. 1438 01:04:12,677 --> 01:04:13,757 After 10 minutesā€¦ 1439 01:04:14,558 --> 01:04:15,918 After 10 minutesā€¦ 1440 01:04:16,918 --> 01:04:19,238 Iā€™ll hear your pleas in detail. 1441 01:04:20,797 --> 01:04:24,437 I'll give a kiss on your tail. 1442 01:04:24,598 --> 01:04:25,678 What? 1443 01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:26,918 Kiss everyone? 1444 01:04:27,317 --> 01:04:28,317 But I havenā€™t shaved. 1445 01:04:28,478 --> 01:04:29,198 One minuteā€¦ 1446 01:04:29,317 --> 01:04:30,957 His Highness is saying, 1447 01:04:31,038 --> 01:04:33,398 heā€™ll listen to everyoneā€™s pleas. 1448 01:04:34,518 --> 01:04:35,318 Long liveā€¦ 1449 01:04:35,357 --> 01:04:36,197 The king! 1450 01:04:36,518 --> 01:04:37,318 Long liveā€¦ 1451 01:04:37,357 --> 01:04:38,197 The king! 1452 01:04:38,357 --> 01:04:39,397 Paanthukistanā€¦ 1453 01:04:39,478 --> 01:04:40,398 Forever! 1454 01:04:40,598 --> 01:04:41,478 Long liveā€¦ 1455 01:04:41,518 --> 01:04:42,398 The king! 1456 01:04:42,438 --> 01:04:43,158 Paanthukistan-- 1457 01:04:43,158 --> 01:04:43,798 Jayshree. 1458 01:04:43,877 --> 01:04:44,957 Youā€™re alive? 1459 01:04:46,118 --> 01:04:48,118 You shouldnā€™t have abandoned your father-in-law. 1460 01:04:48,397 --> 01:04:49,677 Iā€™ve done it so many times. 1461 01:04:50,438 --> 01:04:53,358 Jayshree, the king? 1462 01:04:53,478 --> 01:04:54,758 To hell with the king. 1463 01:04:54,837 --> 01:04:56,357 Weā€™ll have to deal with the minister right now. 1464 01:04:57,118 --> 01:04:59,318 Then weā€™ll take the scientist with us and return to India. 1465 01:04:59,357 --> 01:04:59,917 Yes. 1466 01:05:00,078 --> 01:05:00,718 Letā€™s go. 1467 01:05:00,877 --> 01:05:01,397 But, Jayshreeā€¦ 1468 01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:02,118 Want me to scream? 1469 01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:04,677 Long live the king! 1470 01:05:04,677 --> 01:05:07,637 Father, weā€™ll hand over the minister to Kushal and-- 1471 01:05:07,837 --> 01:05:08,517 Oh no! 1472 01:05:08,757 --> 01:05:10,357 Jayshree, the bathtub is empty. 1473 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:13,278 Father, unless you fill it with waterā€¦ 1474 01:05:14,197 --> 01:05:16,197 of course the tub will be empty! 1475 01:05:16,518 --> 01:05:18,518 He doesnā€™t know anything. 1476 01:05:18,518 --> 01:05:19,318 Hansa. 1477 01:05:19,558 --> 01:05:21,158 The minister is missing from the bathtub. 1478 01:05:21,558 --> 01:05:23,558 Ohā€¦ did he flow away? 1479 01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:25,757 He has escaped, Hansa! 1480 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:28,677 He mustā€™ve gone to the bathroom. 1481 01:05:28,757 --> 01:05:30,757 THIS is the bathroom, Hansa! 1482 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:32,038 Come onā€¦ 1483 01:05:32,317 --> 01:05:33,717 Answer the call, Jayshree. 1484 01:05:33,998 --> 01:05:36,878 This is the fourth time Kushal is calling. 1485 01:05:36,998 --> 01:05:37,518 Is it? 1486 01:05:38,197 --> 01:05:40,757 Father, Prafulā€¦ come with me. 1487 01:05:41,598 --> 01:05:43,958 -I am there. -That's of no help. 1488 01:05:44,518 --> 01:05:46,038 What do we do now? 1489 01:05:46,237 --> 01:05:48,797 Weā€¦ can go shopping. 1490 01:05:49,197 --> 01:05:51,197 No one will know. 1491 01:05:51,397 --> 01:05:53,677 First weā€™ll buy a hangmanā€™s noose. 1492 01:05:53,797 --> 01:05:55,797 Yes, itā€™s Fatherā€™s birthday soon. 1493 01:05:55,797 --> 01:05:57,077 Hello, Jayshree. Itā€™s me Kushal. 1494 01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:58,118 Yes, you useless fellow. 1495 01:05:58,357 --> 01:06:00,557 Apparently the king has been kidnapped 1496 01:06:00,598 --> 01:06:02,598 because of an international conspiracy. 1497 01:06:02,598 --> 01:06:04,598 Make Praful dress like the king and-- 1498 01:06:04,717 --> 01:06:06,957 'Iā€™ve already made him the king 1499 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:07,998 and fooled everyone.' 1500 01:06:08,317 --> 01:06:09,117 Very good. 1501 01:06:09,357 --> 01:06:10,957 Make Praful find out 1502 01:06:11,078 --> 01:06:12,798 where the scientist is being held captive. 1503 01:06:12,998 --> 01:06:15,318 'We have to leave with the scientist, today itself.' 1504 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:17,278 Iā€™ve sent Zaffran and Zarda to go 1505 01:06:17,317 --> 01:06:19,437 meet the fake king, i.e. Praful. 1506 01:06:19,438 --> 01:06:22,318 Theyā€™re right here. Bye. 1507 01:06:23,598 --> 01:06:24,638 -Long live the king! -Long live the king! 1508 01:06:25,038 --> 01:06:26,158 Did you call us, Your Highness? 1509 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:27,837 I did. 1510 01:06:28,357 --> 01:06:29,037 Who are you? 1511 01:06:30,518 --> 01:06:31,158 Tell me. 1512 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:36,158 You wanted to know about the scientist Mr. Makkhanwala! 1513 01:06:36,397 --> 01:06:37,437 Right. 1514 01:06:38,918 --> 01:06:39,598 How is he? 1515 01:06:41,397 --> 01:06:43,957 Your Highness, ask them where he is. 1516 01:06:44,118 --> 01:06:44,958 Where is he? 1517 01:06:45,158 --> 01:06:46,638 Only His Highness knows. 1518 01:06:46,797 --> 01:06:47,397 Oh no. 1519 01:06:48,277 --> 01:06:53,077 Only His Highness knows where the scientist is? 1520 01:06:53,078 --> 01:06:54,118 That means, 1521 01:06:54,518 --> 01:06:56,118 Your Highness doesnā€™t know where 1522 01:06:56,677 --> 01:06:59,837 His Highness has kept the scientist, 1523 01:07:00,078 --> 01:07:00,838 isnā€™t it, Your Highness? 1524 01:07:01,598 --> 01:07:02,798 Correct, Himanshu. 1525 01:07:03,118 --> 01:07:05,118 If only His Highness knows 1526 01:07:05,277 --> 01:07:07,117 where he has kept the scientist, 1527 01:07:07,277 --> 01:07:10,237 how will we ask His Highness, huh? 1528 01:07:10,518 --> 01:07:11,958 Isnā€™t it, Your Highness? 1529 01:07:14,158 --> 01:07:15,278 Long live the king! 1530 01:07:15,357 --> 01:07:17,157 The Court is waiting for you, Your Highness. 1531 01:07:17,397 --> 01:07:18,077 Very good. 1532 01:07:18,638 --> 01:07:19,358 They should. 1533 01:07:20,638 --> 01:07:24,598 Go! You *@** 1534 01:07:25,518 --> 01:07:27,198 Your Highness, go. 1535 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:28,877 Your Highness, 1536 01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:30,997 will go you alone? 1537 01:07:31,558 --> 01:07:32,398 Madam Hansa... 1538 01:07:33,237 --> 01:07:34,997 why donā€™t you come with me too? 1539 01:07:35,277 --> 01:07:36,117 Sure. 1540 01:07:36,357 --> 01:07:38,837 Letā€™s go to the Court. 1541 01:07:39,197 --> 01:07:42,077 Policemen, you go and find His Highness 1542 01:07:42,277 --> 01:07:43,677 and no one will find out. 1543 01:07:43,998 --> 01:07:45,278 Letā€™s go, Your Highness. 1544 01:07:45,277 --> 01:07:47,277 -Which way? -Himanshu, I canā€™t ride a bicycle. 1545 01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,317 Why is the king looking different from the king? 1546 01:07:51,998 --> 01:07:52,998 Let me go find out. 1547 01:07:53,118 --> 01:07:53,878 Letā€™s go. 1548 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:56,678 Long liveā€¦ 1549 01:07:56,757 --> 01:07:57,477 The king! 1550 01:07:57,598 --> 01:07:58,198 Long liveā€¦ 1551 01:07:58,317 --> 01:07:58,997 The king! 1552 01:08:02,717 --> 01:08:05,277 Some snacks for you, Your Highness. 1553 01:08:18,877 --> 01:08:19,797 -Let go! -Catch him! 1554 01:08:19,957 --> 01:08:21,957 A coconut-seller is here with a machete. 1555 01:08:22,436 --> 01:08:23,196 I want two coconuts. 1556 01:08:23,396 --> 01:08:23,996 Three. 1557 01:08:25,316 --> 01:08:25,916 Let go of me. 1558 01:08:26,117 --> 01:08:28,117 This man has made our lives hell. 1559 01:08:28,757 --> 01:08:29,477 Waiting for your command, 1560 01:08:29,717 --> 01:08:30,397 Your Highness. 1561 01:08:30,596 --> 01:08:31,916 Should I behead him? 1562 01:08:32,877 --> 01:08:36,157 How will he eat without a mouth? 1563 01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:38,957 Will he stuff food into his throat like this? 1564 01:08:39,556 --> 01:08:40,356 -Food? -Yes. 1565 01:08:41,077 --> 01:08:43,077 We need food for us to be able to eat, madam. 1566 01:08:43,596 --> 01:08:45,236 True. 1567 01:08:45,636 --> 01:08:46,796 We have to stand in queue 1568 01:08:47,077 --> 01:08:49,277 for days to buy flour. 1569 01:08:50,236 --> 01:08:51,636 You have to stand? 1570 01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:57,397 Why donā€™t you sit while you wait in queue? 1571 01:08:57,797 --> 01:08:58,437 Take a sofa with you. 1572 01:08:58,596 --> 01:09:01,116 Standing wonā€™t help you get flour quickly. 1573 01:09:01,356 --> 01:09:02,596 Are you saying we should sit? 1574 01:09:02,717 --> 01:09:03,317 Yes. 1575 01:09:03,717 --> 01:09:06,757 Some people die while waiting to buy flour. 1576 01:09:07,717 --> 01:09:08,277 Thatā€™s good. 1577 01:09:09,276 --> 01:09:11,276 If they die after buying flour, 1578 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,836 itā€™ll all go waste, wonā€™t it? 1579 01:09:13,476 --> 01:09:15,556 Correct, itā€™d fall on the groundā€¦ 1580 01:09:15,596 --> 01:09:16,196 Katri? 1581 01:09:16,596 --> 01:09:17,116 Yes. 1582 01:09:18,316 --> 01:09:19,156 Madam Hansa. 1583 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:20,997 Four daysā€¦ 1584 01:09:21,276 --> 01:09:22,356 It's been four days since 1585 01:09:22,356 --> 01:09:23,796 Iā€™ve been able to light the stove in my house. 1586 01:09:24,236 --> 01:09:26,236 Whatā€™s there to be so proud of? 1587 01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:30,197 Iā€™ve not lit the stove in my house 1588 01:09:30,316 --> 01:09:31,876 for 40 years now! 1589 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:34,277 Complain about something serious now. 1590 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,437 Do you want a shave? 1591 01:09:37,797 --> 01:09:38,677 Thatā€™ll be two thousand. 1592 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:39,637 Cocaineā€¦ 1593 01:09:40,157 --> 01:09:41,477 Alcohol free with cocaine... 1594 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:42,917 Excuse me. 1595 01:09:43,117 --> 01:09:44,437 Excused. What do you want? 1596 01:09:44,556 --> 01:09:45,956 Crow ā€˜biryaniā€™ and ā€˜tikkaā€™ā€¦ 1597 01:09:47,797 --> 01:09:50,397 Have you seen this Indian scientist anywhere? 1598 01:09:50,997 --> 01:09:51,517 No. 1599 01:09:52,316 --> 01:09:54,716 Crow ā€˜kheerā€™ and ā€˜firniā€™ā€¦ 1600 01:09:55,837 --> 01:09:56,637 Misterā€¦ 1601 01:09:58,316 --> 01:09:59,076 What is it? 1602 01:09:59,436 --> 01:10:00,276 Have you seen this man? 1603 01:10:00,837 --> 01:10:02,077 You mustnā€™t have seen him either, 1604 01:10:02,236 --> 01:10:03,836 youā€™re holding the photo back to front. 1605 01:10:03,877 --> 01:10:04,477 Hold it up straight. 1606 01:10:06,677 --> 01:10:07,437 Kushal. 1607 01:10:07,436 --> 01:10:08,116 Do you have any information? 1608 01:10:08,316 --> 01:10:08,996 Kushal. 1609 01:10:09,516 --> 01:10:12,276 How will the villagers know where 1610 01:10:12,396 --> 01:10:14,396 the king has held the scientist captive? 1611 01:10:14,516 --> 01:10:15,876 Come with me. 1612 01:10:20,556 --> 01:10:21,596 But weā€™ve been searching-- 1613 01:10:21,636 --> 01:10:23,636 The scientist will be found, Kushal. 1614 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:25,477 But you must go and find out what 1615 01:10:25,717 --> 01:10:30,197 our three stooges are up to, at the Court. Go. 1616 01:10:30,356 --> 01:10:31,956 -Calm down. -Father! Kushal! 1617 01:10:33,276 --> 01:10:35,396 I have figured out where 1618 01:10:35,757 --> 01:10:37,477 the scientist is being held captive. 1619 01:10:39,356 --> 01:10:42,316 The king has kept the scientist inside a school. 1620 01:10:42,636 --> 01:10:44,636 This is my daughter Supari, 1621 01:10:44,636 --> 01:10:46,196 itā€™s her seventh birthday today. 1622 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,476 Great. How old is she? 1623 01:10:51,117 --> 01:10:52,477 Sheā€™s seven years old, Your Highness. 1624 01:10:52,717 --> 01:10:53,237 Very good. 1625 01:10:53,556 --> 01:10:55,156 She hasnā€™t had a drop of water since morning. 1626 01:10:55,276 --> 01:10:56,116 Yes, Your Highness. 1627 01:10:56,316 --> 01:10:58,316 Wow! 1628 01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:01,437 Such a pretty girl. 1629 01:11:03,117 --> 01:11:04,797 Looks just like her mother. 1630 01:11:05,077 --> 01:11:05,797 Are you twins? 1631 01:11:07,117 --> 01:11:11,597 Do these hats grow on your head since birth? 1632 01:11:11,877 --> 01:11:14,797 No, we wear it because itā€™s the kingā€™s order. 1633 01:11:15,157 --> 01:11:19,397 So that men canā€™t see women who arenā€™t related to him. 1634 01:11:19,837 --> 01:11:24,517 That means no one looks at your prettily made up face? 1635 01:11:24,717 --> 01:11:25,397 No. 1636 01:11:27,436 --> 01:11:28,436 Then whatā€™s the point? 1637 01:11:29,476 --> 01:11:30,636 Your Highness, what is? 1638 01:11:31,117 --> 01:11:32,357 Your Highnessā€¦ 1639 01:11:34,236 --> 01:11:36,076 why don't you change this rule? 1640 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,436 Men who donā€™t want to look at women 1641 01:11:39,636 --> 01:11:41,636 can use blindfolds on their own eyes. 1642 01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:43,317 Iā€™ll do away with this rule right now. 1643 01:11:43,556 --> 01:11:44,196 Careful with your beard. 1644 01:11:44,476 --> 01:11:46,636 Attention, ladiesā€¦ 1645 01:11:46,997 --> 01:11:48,997 remove these bags from your head 1646 01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:50,356 and throw them away. 1647 01:11:50,356 --> 01:11:51,596 Throw them away! 1648 01:11:51,596 --> 01:11:52,876 Throw them away! 1649 01:11:54,396 --> 01:11:56,916 Go on, take them off. 1650 01:12:04,037 --> 01:12:05,477 Butā€¦what are you doing? 1651 01:12:05,476 --> 01:12:09,556 -Long live the king! -Long live Hansa-Himanshu! 1652 01:12:09,556 --> 01:12:12,196 Iā€™m so happy. 1653 01:12:12,196 --> 01:12:13,276 Me too. 1654 01:12:29,037 --> 01:12:30,437 Go if you need to. 1655 01:12:31,797 --> 01:12:35,237 Tobacco, sit down. 1656 01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:41,156 Heā€™ll come out and give us good news soon. 1657 01:12:41,997 --> 01:12:42,797 Sit. 1658 01:12:43,236 --> 01:12:46,756 Tell me, what other problems are you facing here? 1659 01:12:46,957 --> 01:12:47,997 -Hansa, I-- -Your Highness... 1660 01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:49,797 please stop playing this horrible song. 1661 01:12:50,797 --> 01:12:52,117 Yes. 1662 01:12:52,436 --> 01:12:56,316 ā€œHail the king of Paanthukistanā€ is not good. 1663 01:12:56,596 --> 01:12:58,596 Your Highness... 1664 01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:01,877 Play some other song. 1665 01:13:02,037 --> 01:13:05,517 No other song can be played here. 1666 01:13:06,117 --> 01:13:07,677 Why? Who said so? 1667 01:13:07,757 --> 01:13:09,757 This is by your order, Your Highness. 1668 01:13:10,556 --> 01:13:12,556 Dancing, singing, playing musicā€¦ 1669 01:13:13,396 --> 01:13:14,676 is banned here. 1670 01:13:14,757 --> 01:13:15,997 Thereā€™s a band? 1671 01:13:16,236 --> 01:13:17,796 Why canā€™t they play music? 1672 01:13:17,877 --> 01:13:21,437 There are many bands in our country. 1673 01:13:21,837 --> 01:13:23,837 They all play music. 1674 01:13:24,117 --> 01:13:27,277 Falguniā€™s band, Parthivā€™s bandā€¦ 1675 01:13:27,757 --> 01:13:29,757 which are the other bands, Himanshu? 1676 01:13:29,957 --> 01:13:33,957 Rubber band. Wristband. Knee band. 1677 01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:35,997 Husband and hairband too. 1678 01:13:36,837 --> 01:13:38,837 Your Highnessā€¦ 1679 01:13:39,717 --> 01:13:40,997 what is? 1680 01:13:41,077 --> 01:13:43,517 Donā€™t worry, madam Hansa. Iā€™m there. 1681 01:13:43,997 --> 01:13:45,237 Attention, ladies and gentlemenā€¦ 1682 01:13:45,677 --> 01:13:47,877 This song wonā€™t be played anymore. 1683 01:13:48,037 --> 01:13:50,037 Next week, on Himanshuā€™s birthday 1684 01:13:50,077 --> 01:13:52,437 Iā€™ll host a grand celebration. 1685 01:13:53,396 --> 01:13:55,396 You can wear colourful clothes, 1686 01:13:55,476 --> 01:13:56,396 sing and dance 1687 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:58,156 and enjoy yourselves. 1688 01:14:01,117 --> 01:14:04,077 Long live the king! 1689 01:14:04,316 --> 01:14:05,356 So nice. 1690 01:14:08,157 --> 01:14:10,157 Tobacco, distribute these sweets. 1691 01:14:10,556 --> 01:14:11,876 I have good news. 1692 01:14:14,276 --> 01:14:15,356 You can go in. 1693 01:14:15,356 --> 01:14:16,596 I am so tired. 1694 01:14:22,476 --> 01:14:24,476 -A cute one. -So nice. 1695 01:14:25,356 --> 01:14:27,356 Check it out, Tobacco. 1696 01:14:31,556 --> 01:14:33,556 Go on, open the tap. 1697 01:14:45,276 --> 01:14:48,556 How do we get small children to pee? 1698 01:14:52,356 --> 01:14:53,596 Do it, everyone. 1699 01:14:55,436 --> 01:14:57,436 Louder and itā€™ll come. 1700 01:15:03,596 --> 01:15:05,596 There it is. Water! 1701 01:15:08,717 --> 01:15:10,717 Very intelligents! 1702 01:15:12,037 --> 01:15:13,677 Water! 1703 01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:16,837 Parminder, see how happy everyone is. 1704 01:15:16,957 --> 01:15:18,517 -Parminder. -'Hello.' 1705 01:15:18,997 --> 01:15:20,077 Parminder. 1706 01:15:20,757 --> 01:15:21,717 Sheā€™s a woman. 1707 01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:24,197 Next week theyā€™ll celebrate my birthday here. 1708 01:15:24,316 --> 01:15:25,276 I see. 1709 01:15:25,356 --> 01:15:28,156 Please come, even if itā€™s only in my dreams. 1710 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,637 No one will know. 1711 01:16:07,436 --> 01:16:10,876 ā€œAll our worries have had a happy endingā€ 1712 01:16:11,117 --> 01:16:15,197 ā€œMy heart is so full of joy, I feel like dancingā€ 1713 01:16:21,997 --> 01:16:25,397 ā€œAll our worries have had a happy endingā€ 1714 01:16:25,757 --> 01:16:29,837 ā€œMy heart is so full of joy I feel like dancingā€ 1715 01:16:30,436 --> 01:16:35,556 ā€œItā€™s time to rejoice and celebrateā€ 1716 01:16:37,717 --> 01:16:42,757 ā€œLetā€™s groove to the beatā€ 1717 01:16:44,117 --> 01:16:47,517 ā€œAnd danceā€¦ā€ 1718 01:16:47,717 --> 01:16:51,797 ā€œLetā€™s danceā€¦ā€ 1719 01:17:06,396 --> 01:17:09,996 ā€œWeā€™re finally free to express our loveā€ 1720 01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:14,077 ā€œWe can finally enjoy our livesā€ 1721 01:17:17,436 --> 01:17:21,436 ā€œWeā€™re finally free to express our loveā€ 1722 01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:24,836 ā€œWe can finally enjoy our livesā€ 1723 01:17:24,837 --> 01:17:28,517 ā€œAll our troubles have come to an endā€ 1724 01:17:28,516 --> 01:17:32,596 ā€œWe will now make our own rulesā€ 1725 01:17:33,117 --> 01:17:38,717 ā€œLet go of all your woesā€ 1726 01:17:40,316 --> 01:17:45,716 ā€œJust let yourselves goā€ 1727 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:50,317 ā€œAnd danceā€¦ā€ 1728 01:17:50,556 --> 01:17:54,636 ā€œLetā€™s danceā€¦ā€ 1729 01:18:23,917 --> 01:18:27,477 ā€œWeā€™ve been living our lives in fearā€ 1730 01:18:27,476 --> 01:18:31,556 ā€œWith panic gripping us at every stepā€ 1731 01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:38,557 ā€œWeā€™ve been living our lives in fearā€ 1732 01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:42,357 ā€œWith panic gripping us at every stepā€ 1733 01:18:42,436 --> 01:18:45,956 ā€œEvery fear and worry Has now been banishedā€ 1734 01:18:45,957 --> 01:18:50,037 ā€œWe have found happiness in our livesā€ 1735 01:18:50,596 --> 01:18:56,356 ā€œThis is an incredibly precious momentā€ 1736 01:18:57,717 --> 01:19:02,557 ā€œWe will now enjoy our livesā€ 1737 01:19:20,196 --> 01:19:23,636 ā€œLet's danceā€¦ā€ 1738 01:19:58,757 --> 01:20:01,157 Father, stand in front of me if he shoots. 1739 01:20:01,236 --> 01:20:01,996 Okay. 1740 01:20:25,157 --> 01:20:26,157 See, Father. 1741 01:20:26,917 --> 01:20:32,077 Iā€¦ Iā€¦ 1742 01:20:32,556 --> 01:20:33,756 Go on. 1743 01:20:33,877 --> 01:20:34,597 Iā€¦ 1744 01:20:34,957 --> 01:20:35,877 Sheā€™s forgotten her lines. 1745 01:20:35,917 --> 01:20:37,237 Iā€¦ 1746 01:20:37,717 --> 01:20:38,397 Whatā€™s going on? 1747 01:20:38,476 --> 01:20:39,996 My heartā€¦ 1748 01:20:40,157 --> 01:20:40,677 Oh god. 1749 01:20:40,757 --> 01:20:42,477 -My heartā€¦ -Forgotten her lines again. 1750 01:20:42,877 --> 01:20:44,597 My heartā€¦ 1751 01:20:44,957 --> 01:20:48,277 Okay, but whatā€™s going on in your heart? 1752 01:20:48,516 --> 01:20:49,876 My heartā€¦ 1753 01:20:49,877 --> 01:20:51,237 She's stuck again. 1754 01:20:51,236 --> 01:20:52,116 Iā€™ll explain. 1755 01:20:53,157 --> 01:20:54,877 The first time I saw Praful 1756 01:20:55,596 --> 01:20:56,796 I knew 1757 01:20:57,717 --> 01:20:59,037 weā€™d hit jackpot. 1758 01:21:00,077 --> 01:21:02,797 Then why did you open your eyes so wide 1759 01:21:02,797 --> 01:21:05,197 and stare at us so suspiciously, silly man? 1760 01:21:05,196 --> 01:21:06,356 Because thatā€™s just how my eyes are. 1761 01:21:07,877 --> 01:21:08,757 True. 1762 01:21:08,757 --> 01:21:10,757 But you can speak, canā€™t you? 1763 01:21:10,917 --> 01:21:11,957 You couldā€™ve told us. 1764 01:21:12,157 --> 01:21:13,357 But I got hit on my head with a stool 1765 01:21:13,596 --> 01:21:14,836 before I could say anything. 1766 01:21:18,316 --> 01:21:19,276 That was Father. 1767 01:21:19,677 --> 01:21:22,157 Never mind that, tell us what to do now. 1768 01:21:22,196 --> 01:21:23,116 Yes. 1769 01:21:23,236 --> 01:21:25,236 Sheā€™ll get stuck again, this woman. 1770 01:21:25,516 --> 01:21:26,836 Sheā€™s forgotten her lines. 1771 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:28,716 Letā€™s wait and watch. 1772 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:29,437 Comeā€¦ 1773 01:21:30,396 --> 01:21:31,116 Progress. 1774 01:21:31,837 --> 01:21:33,837 Our country should continue to make progress. 1775 01:21:34,476 --> 01:21:35,556 She can talk! 1776 01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:37,157 Praful, you go andā€¦ 1777 01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:40,436 Iā€™ll help you find the scientist. 1778 01:21:40,516 --> 01:21:41,796 But Ms. Slow Talker, 1779 01:21:42,117 --> 01:21:45,557 what if your husband turns up? 1780 01:21:45,757 --> 01:21:46,317 Yes? 1781 01:21:46,516 --> 01:21:48,516 He was... 1782 01:21:49,037 --> 01:21:51,157 -She has forgotten again. -Battery down. 1783 01:21:51,316 --> 01:21:53,476 Mr. Suspicious of Everything, you tell us. 1784 01:21:53,877 --> 01:21:55,437 He was kidnapped by our men. 1785 01:21:55,997 --> 01:21:56,637 Really? 1786 01:21:56,797 --> 01:21:58,557 -Fantastic. -Where is he? 1787 01:21:58,717 --> 01:22:00,717 Anyone here? Help! 1788 01:22:01,316 --> 01:22:02,796 Queen Gulkanda, 1789 01:22:02,837 --> 01:22:04,717 itā€™s the last time Iā€™m saying this. 1790 01:22:04,997 --> 01:22:07,717 Help me get out of here elseā€¦ 1791 01:22:08,196 --> 01:22:10,436 Will all of you help us find the scientist? 1792 01:22:10,596 --> 01:22:11,636 Yes. 1793 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,197 We will continue making progress 1794 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:15,716 and our first step will be Free Press. 1795 01:22:17,677 --> 01:22:20,557 Free press, seeā€¦ 1796 01:22:21,196 --> 01:22:22,076 Free press. 1797 01:22:22,316 --> 01:22:24,316 Everyoneā€™s clothes will be pressed (ironed) for free 1798 01:22:24,677 --> 01:22:27,637 except underwear, for which youā€™ll have to pay. 1799 01:22:27,757 --> 01:22:28,597 Free press. 1800 01:22:30,677 --> 01:22:34,597 This is the kingā€™s ā€˜Gas cylinder in every homeā€™ scheme. 1801 01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:37,517 Fresh gas from the king, for free. 1802 01:22:37,757 --> 01:22:39,757 Hey, Thoda Intelligent, wait. 1803 01:22:42,077 --> 01:22:44,077 Do you have any information about him? 1804 01:22:44,236 --> 01:22:44,916 No. 1805 01:22:45,157 --> 01:22:46,517 The kingā€™s Murder Management 1806 01:22:46,516 --> 01:22:47,916 & Robbery Research Institute has shut down. 1807 01:22:48,636 --> 01:22:49,276 Oh no. 1808 01:22:49,837 --> 01:22:51,837 In which school do we search for him then? 1809 01:22:52,677 --> 01:22:53,557 Whatā€™s written here? 1810 01:22:55,196 --> 01:22:57,916 The Kingā€™s School of Terrorism and Terrorist Activities. 1811 01:22:58,837 --> 01:23:00,277 Special course in suicide bombing. 1812 01:23:02,276 --> 01:23:03,756 Drain these liquids in water. 1813 01:23:03,837 --> 01:23:04,397 Wow! 1814 01:23:04,596 --> 01:23:05,356 Keep the gunpowder in the cupboard 1815 01:23:05,356 --> 01:23:06,596 -World-best, isnā€™t it? -for use in weddings. 1816 01:23:06,677 --> 01:23:08,117 They even provide a degree in terrorism. 1817 01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:08,677 Really? 1818 01:23:08,797 --> 01:23:09,917 The Queen has commanded-- 1819 01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:10,877 Principal Magai Kumarā€¦ 1820 01:23:11,077 --> 01:23:11,877 Wait. 1821 01:23:11,877 --> 01:23:13,077 Her Highness has ordered 1822 01:23:13,436 --> 01:23:15,436 all such schools be shut down 1823 01:23:15,516 --> 01:23:16,996 and these jackets be buried. 1824 01:23:17,196 --> 01:23:17,876 -Okay. -Wait. 1825 01:23:18,636 --> 01:23:20,636 Why will you bury these world-best jackets, idiot? 1826 01:23:21,117 --> 01:23:21,997 Idiot? 1827 01:23:22,117 --> 01:23:23,837 These are suicide jackets, Jayshree. 1828 01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:26,077 If you wear these and press a buttonā€¦ ā€˜boomā€™! 1829 01:23:26,957 --> 01:23:27,797 Is it? 1830 01:23:28,276 --> 01:23:29,116 Please give me one. 1831 01:23:30,236 --> 01:23:31,636 -This blue one is nice. -Give it. 1832 01:23:32,196 --> 01:23:33,236 -Iā€™m leaving. -Take this. 1833 01:23:33,596 --> 01:23:34,236 Peel this. 1834 01:23:34,556 --> 01:23:35,076 Go. 1835 01:23:35,157 --> 01:23:36,797 -Sheā€™ll make some delicious ā€˜theplaā€™. -World-best, isnā€™t it? 1836 01:23:37,037 --> 01:23:38,357 Jayshreeā€¦ 1837 01:23:39,677 --> 01:23:40,677 Jayshreeā€¦ 1838 01:23:41,077 --> 01:23:43,037 my fever keeps increasing. 1839 01:23:43,077 --> 01:23:44,317 Let me measure it. 1840 01:23:44,516 --> 01:23:45,676 Stop. Is this how you check fever? 1841 01:23:46,117 --> 01:23:48,117 Iā€™m feeling very cold, Jayshree. 1842 01:23:48,276 --> 01:23:49,396 Feeling very cold. 1843 01:23:51,077 --> 01:23:53,077 Father, put this jacket on. 1844 01:23:53,236 --> 01:23:54,436 -Youā€™ll feel better. -Butā€¦ 1845 01:23:54,917 --> 01:23:56,557 Letā€™s go, silly. 1846 01:23:57,596 --> 01:23:58,556 Itā€™ll be fun. 1847 01:23:58,917 --> 01:24:00,437 It has a bomb. 1848 01:24:03,236 --> 01:24:04,036 Father. 1849 01:24:04,316 --> 01:24:05,636 It's so soft. 1850 01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,037 It has an inbuilt heater. 1851 01:24:07,717 --> 01:24:08,517 Heater? 1852 01:24:08,556 --> 01:24:09,196 Yes. 1853 01:24:09,396 --> 01:24:10,756 Is there a button inside the pocket? 1854 01:24:11,636 --> 01:24:12,396 Butā€¦ 1855 01:24:12,757 --> 01:24:14,717 Yes, there is. 1856 01:24:15,476 --> 01:24:16,236 Press it. 1857 01:24:25,396 --> 01:24:27,196 Jayshree, you useless woman! 1858 01:24:27,476 --> 01:24:30,356 Whoā€™d give a suicide jacket to her father-in-law? 1859 01:24:34,276 --> 01:24:36,276 What are you laughing at? 1860 01:24:36,957 --> 01:24:38,277 Heā€™s alive? 1861 01:24:39,316 --> 01:24:41,316 Heā€™s a crow, Kushal! 1862 01:24:42,117 --> 01:24:44,117 He wonā€™t die so easily. 1863 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,997 Youā€™re so stupid, Your Highness. 1864 01:24:47,677 --> 01:24:48,957 What had I told you? 1865 01:24:49,196 --> 01:24:51,196 That thereā€™s no good hospital here and 1866 01:24:51,316 --> 01:24:53,716 if anyone requires an emergency surgery, 1867 01:24:53,717 --> 01:24:54,877 it canā€™t be doneā€¦ 1868 01:24:54,877 --> 01:24:57,637 ā€œTherefore, set up a good operation theatre, 1869 01:24:57,636 --> 01:24:58,676 Your Highness.ā€ 1870 01:24:59,037 --> 01:24:59,717 And? 1871 01:24:59,717 --> 01:25:00,917 And what? 1872 01:25:01,117 --> 01:25:01,917 I have done it. 1873 01:25:02,037 --> 01:25:02,757 -Where? -See... 1874 01:25:03,276 --> 01:25:05,116 While an operation goes on hereā€¦ 1875 01:25:05,276 --> 01:25:06,116 Himanshu. 1876 01:25:08,037 --> 01:25:10,037 Here we have a theatre! 1877 01:25:12,356 --> 01:25:14,196 Start the movie for the relatives. 1878 01:25:14,196 --> 01:25:15,756 Your Highness, you foolā€¦ 1879 01:25:15,837 --> 01:25:17,837 The patientā€™s heart has to be operated upon 1880 01:25:17,997 --> 01:25:19,717 itā€™s not beating properly. 1881 01:25:19,877 --> 01:25:22,797 Thatā€™s why weā€™ll play a film on heart illnesses. 1882 01:25:23,436 --> 01:25:24,356 ā€˜My heart will go onā€™. 1883 01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:25,717 Start. 1884 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:35,236 The kingā€¦ 1885 01:25:35,957 --> 01:25:36,997 The kingā€¦ 1886 01:25:38,157 --> 01:25:38,877 The kingā€¦ 1887 01:25:39,157 --> 01:25:41,157 Yes, Your Highness, the king has escaped. 1888 01:25:41,757 --> 01:25:43,437 Ladies and gentlemen, 1889 01:25:44,476 --> 01:25:46,636 a man will disguise 1890 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,956 himself as the king 1891 01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:52,596 and try to enter Paanthukistan. 1892 01:25:53,797 --> 01:25:56,437 Beat him with your shoes and make him leave. 1893 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:58,917 Kill him if you can. 1894 01:25:59,316 --> 01:26:01,316 How will a dead man run? 1895 01:26:03,636 --> 01:26:04,516 Alive then. 1896 01:26:05,436 --> 01:26:06,276 Okay? 1897 01:26:06,356 --> 01:26:07,036 Letā€™s go. 1898 01:26:07,797 --> 01:26:09,557 Keep your shoes ready. 1899 01:26:10,037 --> 01:26:11,717 -Beat him up. -Remember thisā€¦ 1900 01:26:13,757 --> 01:26:14,997 Donā€™t let him enter. 1901 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:18,037 Any kind of shoe will do. 1902 01:26:18,157 --> 01:26:19,637 You can beat up Father too. 1903 01:26:19,636 --> 01:26:20,396 Beat him. 1904 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,917 Iā€™m no Praful Parekh 1905 01:26:25,997 --> 01:26:29,277 whoā€™ll try to enter the palace disguised as the king. 1906 01:26:30,316 --> 01:26:31,876 On 16th August, 1907 01:26:32,436 --> 01:26:36,196 I will reclaim Paanthukistan. 1908 01:26:37,196 --> 01:26:38,756 And if I canā€™t, 1909 01:26:39,516 --> 01:26:41,516 Iā€™ll behead 1910 01:26:42,157 --> 01:26:43,877 you two! 1911 01:26:45,157 --> 01:26:46,477 On 16th August, 1912 01:26:46,797 --> 01:26:49,237 Paanthukistanā€™s independence day, 1913 01:26:49,717 --> 01:26:50,997 we will declare Queen Gulkanda as 1914 01:26:51,556 --> 01:26:55,956 the first Prime Minister of Paanthukistan. 1915 01:26:59,077 --> 01:27:00,437 Pick up the crown. 1916 01:27:03,476 --> 01:27:06,556 -Tell that idiot what to say. -Heā€™s holding the crown so well. 1917 01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:08,596 Praful... tell them. 1918 01:27:08,596 --> 01:27:09,236 What? 1919 01:27:11,236 --> 01:27:14,316 Iā€™ll hand over all my power to the Queen. 1920 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,597 Will he say it? 1921 01:27:16,797 --> 01:27:20,677 Iā€™ll hand over all my eggs to the Queen. 1922 01:27:25,757 --> 01:27:27,757 But there isnā€™t enough space. 1923 01:27:27,917 --> 01:27:29,317 Wonā€™t the eggs break? 1924 01:27:29,476 --> 01:27:30,196 Stop. 1925 01:27:30,356 --> 01:27:32,036 Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll be boiled eggs. 1926 01:27:33,677 --> 01:27:35,677 The king meant 1927 01:27:35,757 --> 01:27:37,237 heā€™ll resign and 1928 01:27:37,476 --> 01:27:38,996 hand over all his ā€˜powerā€™ 1929 01:27:39,596 --> 01:27:41,596 to the Queen. 1930 01:27:42,596 --> 01:27:44,876 Now I understand. 1931 01:27:53,196 --> 01:27:56,276 A crown for Praful too. 1932 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:57,356 Long live Queen Gulkanda! 1933 01:27:58,356 --> 01:27:59,436 Long live Queen Gulkanda! 1934 01:28:01,837 --> 01:28:03,837 Play the national anthem. 1935 01:28:13,117 --> 01:28:14,837 "Hail our motherland!" 1936 01:28:15,077 --> 01:28:16,797 "My country is my darling" 1937 01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:18,477 "My country is my love" 1938 01:28:18,877 --> 01:28:20,877 "My motherland gives the fragrance of" 1939 01:28:20,997 --> 01:28:22,517 "Navratan Kimaam" 1940 01:28:22,677 --> 01:28:24,237 "She's as brown as catechu" 1941 01:28:24,596 --> 01:28:26,276 "Her face as white as slaked lime" 1942 01:28:26,556 --> 01:28:29,156 "She's called Paanthukistan" 1943 01:28:30,396 --> 01:28:33,796 "Along with Hansa, Himanshu, Jayshree and Father" 1944 01:28:34,436 --> 01:28:37,476 "My country has turned over a new leaf" 1945 01:28:37,797 --> 01:28:38,717 Hansaā€¦ 1946 01:28:39,396 --> 01:28:40,396 Hansaā€¦ 1947 01:28:40,797 --> 01:28:41,797 Hansaā€¦ 1948 01:28:43,196 --> 01:28:45,716 My Praful. 1949 01:28:47,436 --> 01:28:49,436 But isnā€™t Praful the king? 1950 01:28:51,316 --> 01:28:52,996 Remember, the Queen had said, 1951 01:28:53,077 --> 01:28:54,917 on 16th August, Praful will 1952 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:56,997 become Praful once again. 1953 01:28:57,396 --> 01:29:01,076 This man could be the real king 1954 01:29:02,516 --> 01:29:04,276 and heā€™s my Praful. 1955 01:29:04,717 --> 01:29:06,277 -Letā€™s go. No one will know. -Let's go. 1956 01:29:07,556 --> 01:29:10,196 -My Prafulā€¦ -Praful. 1957 01:29:12,236 --> 01:29:14,596 My Praful is looking 1958 01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:16,757 like Praful after so long 1959 01:29:16,757 --> 01:29:18,357 isnā€™t he, Himanshu? 1960 01:29:18,356 --> 01:29:19,396 Iā€™ll behead him! 1961 01:29:19,596 --> 01:29:22,116 Be polite, Your Highness. Be polite. 1962 01:29:22,677 --> 01:29:24,197 Those two are very innocent. 1963 01:29:26,677 --> 01:29:28,677 If you talk sweetly, theyā€™ll believe you. 1964 01:29:30,077 --> 01:29:32,077 I am there for youā€¦ 1965 01:29:32,757 --> 01:29:34,997 How are you, Praful? 1966 01:29:35,677 --> 01:29:36,477 Sad. 1967 01:29:36,636 --> 01:29:37,436 What? 1968 01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:38,036 Why? 1969 01:29:38,276 --> 01:29:40,756 Because they arenā€™t letting me go there, Hansa. 1970 01:29:41,356 --> 01:29:44,236 Please take me to Queen Gulkanda. 1971 01:29:44,556 --> 01:29:45,436 Mr. Himanshu... 1972 01:29:45,837 --> 01:29:46,957 Wait a minute. 1973 01:29:47,236 --> 01:29:48,876 This is no way to talk. 1974 01:29:49,316 --> 01:29:50,236 Why? What did I do? 1975 01:29:50,356 --> 01:29:51,556 Who are you calling 'mister'? 1976 01:29:51,837 --> 01:29:53,477 He addressed me with respect! 1977 01:29:54,157 --> 01:29:56,477 And why do you want to go to Queen Gulkanda 1978 01:29:56,757 --> 01:29:58,237 when Hansa is right here? 1979 01:29:58,516 --> 01:30:00,676 Correct. Iā€™m right here, arenā€™t I? 1980 01:30:02,636 --> 01:30:04,636 Heā€™s cooking up fancy ā€˜biryaniā€™ lies. 1981 01:30:05,037 --> 01:30:06,557 Iā€™m not. 1982 01:30:06,757 --> 01:30:07,917 So youā€™re not cooking ā€˜biryaniā€™? 1983 01:30:08,196 --> 01:30:09,516 What ā€˜biryaniā€™! 1984 01:30:09,757 --> 01:30:11,357 Biryani! 1985 01:30:11,636 --> 01:30:12,716 H for ā€˜biryaniā€™! 1986 01:30:12,757 --> 01:30:13,957 B for ā€˜biryaniā€™. 1987 01:30:13,957 --> 01:30:15,677 Iā€™m talking about ā€˜Dum vegetable biryaniā€™! 1988 01:30:15,757 --> 01:30:17,157 Then it should be D for ā€˜Biryani. 1989 01:30:17,236 --> 01:30:18,116 How is it H? 1990 01:30:18,117 --> 01:30:19,357 What if itā€™s Hyderabadi ā€˜biryaniā€™? 1991 01:30:21,997 --> 01:30:23,637 This canā€™t be my Praful. 1992 01:30:23,957 --> 01:30:25,317 Letā€™s go and dance, Himanshu. 1993 01:30:25,396 --> 01:30:27,396 I really am Praful, Hansa. 1994 01:30:28,516 --> 01:30:30,516 If I were the king, 1995 01:30:30,837 --> 01:30:32,157 wouldnā€™t I have been standing 1996 01:30:32,476 --> 01:30:33,396 beside Queen Gulkanda? 1997 01:30:36,757 --> 01:30:39,237 In case Hansa and Himanshu get suspicious, 1998 01:30:39,677 --> 01:30:41,677 I have a great idea. 1999 01:30:42,276 --> 01:30:44,996 Just say something in English to Hansa. 2000 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:47,556 And explain it to her, just like Praful would. 2001 01:30:49,157 --> 01:30:50,717 Think logically. 2002 01:30:53,436 --> 01:30:54,396 Praful? 2003 01:30:56,877 --> 01:30:58,557 What does ā€˜logicallyā€™ mean? 2004 01:30:58,556 --> 01:31:00,156 ā€˜Logicallyā€™, Hansaā€¦ 2005 01:31:01,276 --> 01:31:05,956 That Punjabi man who sells ā€˜gajrasā€™ā€¦ 2006 01:31:06,757 --> 01:31:08,757 what had he said? 2007 01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:10,277 Iā€™d told him, 2008 01:31:10,396 --> 01:31:13,436 I donā€™t want big flowers in my ā€˜gajrasā€™. 2009 01:31:13,556 --> 01:31:16,396 I want ā€˜gajrasā€™ made with small, curly buds. 2010 01:31:16,476 --> 01:31:17,716 He said, 2011 01:31:17,717 --> 01:31:19,117 ā€˜Iā€™m lodging curly buds in the gajras for you!ā€™ 2012 01:31:19,396 --> 01:31:20,756 Lodging curly buds in the ā€˜gajraā€™ā€¦ 2013 01:31:21,556 --> 01:31:22,556 Lodging curly. 2014 01:31:23,117 --> 01:31:25,397 Logically! 2015 01:31:27,516 --> 01:31:30,156 -I get it. -Exactly. 2016 01:31:30,797 --> 01:31:32,797 Praful Bernard Shaw. 2017 01:31:33,677 --> 01:31:35,677 Shakespearebhai Parekh. 2018 01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:39,597 Itā€™s confirmed youā€™re Praful! 2019 01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:45,597 Praful, letā€™s go and dance to their national anthem. 2020 01:31:45,636 --> 01:31:46,636 Letā€™s go. 2021 01:31:46,636 --> 01:31:48,636 No one will know. 2022 01:31:48,757 --> 01:31:52,197 "Along with Hansa, Himanshu, Jayshree and Father" 2023 01:31:52,236 --> 01:31:55,716 "My country has turned over a new leaf" 2024 01:31:56,196 --> 01:31:59,596 "Along with Hansa, Himanshu, Jayshree and Father" 2025 01:32:00,117 --> 01:32:03,557 "My country has turned over a new leaf" 2026 01:32:03,997 --> 01:32:09,957 "Oh my god, ooh la la" 2027 01:32:14,556 --> 01:32:15,676 Sirā€¦ 2028 01:32:16,117 --> 01:32:17,397 The king has sentenced 2029 01:32:18,037 --> 01:32:19,597 the Parekh family to death. 2030 01:32:19,636 --> 01:32:20,276 I know. 2031 01:32:20,556 --> 01:32:22,876 Kimaam Khake Thuuk has reclaimed his dictatorship. 2032 01:32:24,037 --> 01:32:25,437 -Quickly arrange for two jeeps. -Okay. 2033 01:32:25,636 --> 01:32:28,316 We have to save the Parekh family. 2034 01:32:28,316 --> 01:32:30,316 If something goes wrong, it'll a disgrace to us. 2035 01:32:39,117 --> 01:32:41,117 Citizens of Paanthukistanā€¦ 2036 01:32:42,677 --> 01:32:44,677 these rebels will be 2037 01:32:45,596 --> 01:32:47,316 hanged publicly. 2038 01:32:49,196 --> 01:32:54,316 Hey, ā€˜real kingā€™, see how the noose matches my outfit. 2039 01:32:54,516 --> 01:32:56,916 Itā€™s not like the other boring ones. 2040 01:32:57,276 --> 01:32:58,276 The nooseā€¦ 2041 01:32:58,957 --> 01:33:00,357 The nooseā€¦ 2042 01:33:00,677 --> 01:33:02,157 -Oh no. -The nooseā€¦ 2043 01:33:02,396 --> 01:33:03,236 Your Highness... 2044 01:33:03,677 --> 01:33:04,997 We donā€™t have much time left. 2045 01:33:04,997 --> 01:33:06,157 Hurry up and finish your sentence. 2046 01:33:06,476 --> 01:33:07,916 Up and down all the timeā€¦ 2047 01:33:08,037 --> 01:33:09,237 do you have elevators for lungs! 2048 01:33:09,436 --> 01:33:10,356 Stock market. 2049 01:33:10,917 --> 01:33:11,757 Silence. 2050 01:33:12,196 --> 01:33:15,236 Bring scientist Shrikant Makkhanwala here. 2051 01:33:15,236 --> 01:33:16,436 So he was in this school? 2052 01:33:26,077 --> 01:33:28,717 ā€˜How would the villagers know where the scientist 2053 01:33:28,797 --> 01:33:30,797 is being held captive by the king?ā€™ 2054 01:33:33,556 --> 01:33:34,636 Have you seen this man? 2055 01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:35,917 No. 2056 01:33:36,476 --> 01:33:37,436 Have you seen this man? 2057 01:33:38,797 --> 01:33:39,437 No. 2058 01:33:39,636 --> 01:33:41,636 Have you seen anything? 2059 01:33:41,877 --> 01:33:43,117 The film ā€˜Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayengeā€™. 2060 01:33:43,877 --> 01:33:44,637 This guy! 2061 01:33:47,037 --> 01:33:47,597 Jayshree. 2062 01:33:47,717 --> 01:33:48,757 Oh my god, Father. 2063 01:33:50,516 --> 01:33:51,876 He was right in front of us 2064 01:33:51,877 --> 01:33:53,197 and we didnā€™t know. 2065 01:33:55,476 --> 01:33:57,476 Long live the king. 2066 01:33:57,516 --> 01:33:59,636 Show me the bio-robot. 2067 01:33:59,677 --> 01:34:00,677 On one condition. 2068 01:34:08,356 --> 01:34:09,276 You have to promiseā€¦ 2069 01:34:10,877 --> 01:34:12,877 if I give you the robot 2070 01:34:13,757 --> 01:34:16,517 you will let us all go. 2071 01:34:18,596 --> 01:34:19,636 Do you agree? 2072 01:34:20,276 --> 01:34:21,036 No. 2073 01:34:21,717 --> 01:34:23,317 Fine, Iā€™ll get the robot. 2074 01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:25,117 I thought heā€™ll agree. 2075 01:34:48,837 --> 01:34:50,837 This is robot Vinashasur 2076 01:34:51,196 --> 01:34:52,796 and this is the remote control. 2077 01:34:53,236 --> 01:34:54,316 Can I go now? 2078 01:34:54,356 --> 01:34:55,036 Get the car. 2079 01:34:55,077 --> 01:34:55,917 Youā€™ll go straight to heaven! 2080 01:34:56,556 --> 01:34:57,556 Zaffran. Zarda. 2081 01:34:57,757 --> 01:34:58,477 -Yes, Your Highness? -Yes, Your Highness? 2082 01:34:58,757 --> 01:35:00,117 Hang him as well 2083 01:35:00,316 --> 01:35:02,036 so that he canā€™t make another robot. 2084 01:35:02,117 --> 01:35:02,757 Hang him. 2085 01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:06,997 -ABC to XYZ. -'What do you want?' 2086 01:35:07,196 --> 01:35:09,196 Bring the helicopter to Katha Choti. 2087 01:35:09,476 --> 01:35:12,516 -'Where?' -Reach the white salt pan as soon as possible. 2088 01:35:12,757 --> 01:35:14,917 -'Fine. Bye.' -Okay? Out. 2089 01:35:14,997 --> 01:35:18,797 Sir, the king is activating the robot Vinashasur. 2090 01:35:18,877 --> 01:35:19,637 Oh no. 2091 01:35:20,077 --> 01:35:21,637 Thatā€™ll be a disaster. 2092 01:35:22,077 --> 01:35:24,077 I have figured out 2093 01:35:25,236 --> 01:35:27,596 how to make this robot work. 2094 01:35:28,476 --> 01:35:29,876 First of allā€¦ 2095 01:35:30,957 --> 01:35:32,357 all of them will be hanged. 2096 01:35:33,677 --> 01:35:34,437 -Okay. -Oh no. 2097 01:35:34,677 --> 01:35:35,517 Hangman! 2098 01:35:46,037 --> 01:35:48,477 -Hello, how are? -Hansa, put the noose around your neck. 2099 01:35:49,436 --> 01:35:50,956 Rubbish. 2100 01:35:51,396 --> 01:35:52,356 Come and do it yourself. 2101 01:35:52,677 --> 01:35:54,717 I refuse to do it. 2102 01:35:55,037 --> 01:35:55,957 You need to make it tight 2103 01:35:56,077 --> 01:35:57,997 else how will we writhe in pain? 2104 01:35:58,157 --> 01:35:59,477 Someone will writhe. 2105 01:36:02,556 --> 01:36:03,996 Not you thoughā€¦ 2106 01:36:04,117 --> 01:36:05,557 -itā€™ll be the king. -Heyā€¦ 2107 01:36:06,236 --> 01:36:07,996 -it's Tobacco. -Attack! 2108 01:36:08,396 --> 01:36:09,516 Run! 2109 01:36:11,436 --> 01:36:12,516 Mummy! 2110 01:36:33,837 --> 01:36:34,877 Waitā€¦ 2111 01:36:35,356 --> 01:36:36,396 Waitā€¦ 2112 01:36:37,877 --> 01:36:38,717 Waitā€¦ 2113 01:36:57,356 --> 01:36:58,196 Run. 2114 01:36:58,196 --> 01:36:58,996 This way, Jayshree. 2115 01:36:59,037 --> 01:37:01,277 -Carry me, Father. -You're not a child! 2116 01:37:01,436 --> 01:37:02,996 We could go this way. 2117 01:37:03,717 --> 01:37:04,797 The king is right there. 2118 01:37:05,476 --> 01:37:06,556 -This way, Hansa. -Hurry up, you fool. 2119 01:37:08,877 --> 01:37:10,877 Whatā€™s your name, robot? 2120 01:37:11,236 --> 01:37:12,076 Vinashasur. 2121 01:37:12,117 --> 01:37:12,957 Whatever. 2122 01:37:13,117 --> 01:37:15,997 Kill the escaping Parekh family and Shrikant. 2123 01:37:16,117 --> 01:37:17,517 Else Iā€™ll behead you. 2124 01:37:18,196 --> 01:37:18,836 Sorry. 2125 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:19,477 Go kill them. 2126 01:37:22,677 --> 01:37:24,237 Command accepted. 2127 01:37:24,757 --> 01:37:28,197 Get ready to die, Parekh family. 2128 01:37:35,556 --> 01:37:36,476 Namaste. 2129 01:37:36,997 --> 01:37:40,077 Press 1 if you want me to kill the Parekh family right now. 2130 01:37:40,236 --> 01:37:43,596 Press 2 if you want me to kill them after an hour. 2131 01:37:44,037 --> 01:37:48,517 Press 3 if you want me to kill them after 24 hours. 2132 01:37:48,516 --> 01:37:50,516 Go on, press a button. 2133 01:37:53,157 --> 01:37:54,237 Listen, you robot. 2134 01:37:55,157 --> 01:37:56,437 I wonā€™t press anything. 2135 01:37:56,877 --> 01:37:58,877 Go and kill them, for godā€™s sake. 2136 01:37:58,957 --> 01:38:00,197 Kill them. 2137 01:38:00,396 --> 01:38:02,396 This call might be recorded for quality 2138 01:38:02,516 --> 01:38:04,116 and training purposes. 2139 01:38:04,157 --> 01:38:06,157 Hello, Baa, remember the angel who'd come down to earth? 2140 01:38:06,316 --> 01:38:08,316 We've stolen his chariot to escape from here. 2141 01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:10,916 Weā€™re moving so slowlyā€¦ 2142 01:38:11,236 --> 01:38:13,236 crack the whip, Praful. 2143 01:38:14,837 --> 01:38:16,517 Why are you whipping me, you fool? 2144 01:38:16,516 --> 01:38:18,076 Do you expect him to whip a hapless animal 2145 01:38:18,316 --> 01:38:20,236 who canā€™t talk! 2146 01:38:20,356 --> 01:38:21,436 So youā€™ll whip me instead? 2147 01:38:21,516 --> 01:38:24,476 Yes, because you can talk! 2148 01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:25,796 Go ahead! Whip Father. 2149 01:38:26,677 --> 01:38:28,077 Iā€™m dying here. 2150 01:38:28,157 --> 01:38:30,717 -Now at least, go kill them. -Long live, Queen Gulkanda. 2151 01:38:34,436 --> 01:38:36,076 Whipping you worked, Father. 2152 01:38:36,077 --> 01:38:37,557 Now weā€™re moving so fast. 2153 01:38:38,396 --> 01:38:39,436 Parekh family, 2154 01:38:40,276 --> 01:38:42,276 here I come. 2155 01:38:46,717 --> 01:38:49,277 God, please help me get through to Kushalā€™s phone. 2156 01:38:55,757 --> 01:38:56,717 Queen Gulkanda? 2157 01:38:58,117 --> 01:38:59,157 Jayshreeā€¦ 2158 01:38:59,196 --> 01:39:00,036 Later. 2159 01:39:00,117 --> 01:39:03,557 Jayshree, the king activated the robot before he died. 2160 01:39:03,556 --> 01:39:04,196 Oh no! 2161 01:39:04,636 --> 01:39:07,676 Leave Paanthukistan as soon as you can. 2162 01:39:09,636 --> 01:39:10,396 Father! 2163 01:39:15,276 --> 01:39:18,996 See Iā€™ve brought Kushal with me. 2164 01:39:18,998 --> 01:39:20,398 Like youā€™d asked me to, 2165 01:39:20,717 --> 01:39:23,037 Iā€™m ready to flee again. 2166 01:39:31,356 --> 01:39:32,436 Oh no! 2167 01:39:32,556 --> 01:39:33,396 Donā€™t hurt me, Vinashasur. 2168 01:39:33,396 --> 01:39:34,316 Iā€™m your father. 2169 01:39:34,476 --> 01:39:35,636 Whatā€™s going on? 2170 01:39:35,636 --> 01:39:37,996 Oh no, heā€™s shooting bullets from his eyes. 2171 01:39:37,997 --> 01:39:39,677 Like they show in movies? 2172 01:39:42,077 --> 01:39:42,877 I see. 2173 01:39:43,717 --> 01:39:44,357 Oh god! 2174 01:39:44,356 --> 01:39:45,196 Stop. 2175 01:39:45,196 --> 01:39:46,996 Else Iā€™ll break your bones so badly, 2176 01:39:47,157 --> 01:39:49,437 even an orthopedic surgeon wonā€™t be able to put it together. 2177 01:39:50,877 --> 01:39:52,597 What does ā€˜orthopedicā€™ mean? 2178 01:39:52,837 --> 01:39:53,797 ā€˜Orthopedicā€™ means-- 2179 01:39:53,877 --> 01:39:56,117 No, not you. 2180 01:39:56,236 --> 01:39:57,956 Where is my Praful? 2181 01:39:59,556 --> 01:40:00,516 Here you go, Hansa. 2182 01:40:02,157 --> 01:40:02,957 Hello, Hansa. 2183 01:40:02,997 --> 01:40:06,077 Please give the phone to Praful. 2184 01:40:06,516 --> 01:40:07,516 Praful, Hansa is calling. 2185 01:40:10,196 --> 01:40:12,756 What does ā€˜orthopedicā€™ mean, Praful? 2186 01:40:13,117 --> 01:40:15,117 ā€˜Orthopedicā€™ , Hansaā€¦ 2187 01:40:15,436 --> 01:40:16,676 What had Mr. Subramaniam 2188 01:40:16,917 --> 01:40:18,917 said about a skirt and blouse? 2189 01:40:19,157 --> 01:40:20,597 He had said, 2190 01:40:20,917 --> 01:40:24,277 ā€˜Saris and skirts donā€™t look good on men. 2191 01:40:24,476 --> 01:40:26,916 they make women look oh so pretty.ā€™ 2192 01:40:27,396 --> 01:40:28,596 Oh so pretty (aourton pe theek) 2193 01:40:28,877 --> 01:40:30,397 Orthopedic! 2194 01:40:30,516 --> 01:40:31,516 No. 2195 01:40:31,917 --> 01:40:32,957 ā€˜Orthopedicā€™ means-- 2196 01:40:33,077 --> 01:40:35,077 No, Manilal, you donā€™t need to explain. 2197 01:40:35,077 --> 01:40:36,117 Focus on your job. 2198 01:40:36,396 --> 01:40:37,636 Fire bullets. 2199 01:40:37,757 --> 01:40:40,277 He had forgotten about it, Hansa. 2200 01:40:40,276 --> 01:40:42,876 Thatā€™s why I reminded him, Jayshree. 2201 01:40:43,157 --> 01:40:45,037 Fire the bullets properly, idiot. 2202 01:40:45,196 --> 01:40:47,196 Who are you calling an idiot? 2203 01:40:47,236 --> 01:40:47,756 You. 2204 01:40:48,636 --> 01:40:50,076 You donā€™t know it but 2205 01:40:50,316 --> 01:40:53,236 Iā€™m 5,000 times more intelligent than a human being. 2206 01:40:53,356 --> 01:40:55,356 Ask me any question, Iā€™ll answer it right away. 2207 01:40:57,157 --> 01:40:59,677 Himanshu is the most intelligent guy. 2208 01:41:00,356 --> 01:41:02,756 You can ask him anything you like, 2209 01:41:03,077 --> 01:41:05,077 heā€™ll give you the correct answer immediately. 2210 01:41:05,157 --> 01:41:06,757 Go on, ask him a question. 2211 01:41:06,797 --> 01:41:07,517 Is that so? 2212 01:41:07,757 --> 01:41:08,437 Fine. 2213 01:41:13,356 --> 01:41:15,356 Hello, which one of you is Himanshu? 2214 01:41:15,837 --> 01:41:16,997 Itā€™s me. 2215 01:41:17,077 --> 01:41:17,837 Okay. 2216 01:41:17,957 --> 01:41:19,957 Tell me, which country is London situated in? 2217 01:41:20,157 --> 01:41:20,957 Foreign country. 2218 01:41:22,396 --> 01:41:24,836 What is H2O? 2219 01:41:24,957 --> 01:41:28,037 HIJKLMNOā€¦ H to O. 2220 01:41:30,797 --> 01:41:32,397 What do you call a dog in English? 2221 01:41:32,476 --> 01:41:33,796 You can call it by any name. 2222 01:41:34,356 --> 01:41:35,356 Hello, doggy. 2223 01:41:35,356 --> 01:41:36,596 You want ā€˜sev gathiaā€™, doggy? 2224 01:41:36,757 --> 01:41:38,757 Your father is also dog, doggy. 2225 01:41:46,677 --> 01:41:47,757 Hey! 2226 01:41:48,077 --> 01:41:49,597 Aim properly. 2227 01:41:50,037 --> 01:41:51,077 Father is sitting on this side. 2228 01:41:53,837 --> 01:41:55,837 What are you laughing at? 2229 01:41:56,356 --> 01:41:57,396 Praful, my sonā€¦ 2230 01:41:57,917 --> 01:42:00,397 there must be some way to stop this robot. 2231 01:42:00,636 --> 01:42:01,876 There is. 2232 01:42:02,316 --> 01:42:04,956 What had the king told the robot? 2233 01:42:04,957 --> 01:42:07,597 He said, ā€˜Kill the Parekh family as theyā€™re escaping.ā€™ 2234 01:42:08,196 --> 01:42:10,916 If you donā€™t try to escape, heā€™ll get confused 2235 01:42:11,196 --> 01:42:13,836 and he wonā€™t kill you. Simple. 2236 01:42:17,877 --> 01:42:18,757 Hello. 2237 01:42:18,837 --> 01:42:21,317 Hansa? Give the phone to Jayshree. 2238 01:42:21,596 --> 01:42:23,716 For you, Jayshree. 2239 01:42:25,236 --> 01:42:26,116 Jayshree, listen to me. 2240 01:42:26,276 --> 01:42:26,996 Stop the car. 2241 01:42:27,596 --> 01:42:28,356 Stop the car, Kushal. 2242 01:42:30,276 --> 01:42:31,196 See what happens next. 2243 01:42:33,236 --> 01:42:34,276 Carā€¦ 2244 01:42:34,516 --> 01:42:35,556 Carā€¦ 2245 01:42:35,677 --> 01:42:37,357 Yes, Iā€™m driving fast. I understand. 2246 01:42:38,877 --> 01:42:41,317 If the robot comes here, donā€™t give him any attention. 2247 01:42:48,037 --> 01:42:49,237 Hello, Baa? Jayshree. 2248 01:42:49,957 --> 01:42:50,997 That Vinashasur has landed. 2249 01:42:51,757 --> 01:42:54,117 Weā€™re at the salt pan near Katha Choti. 2250 01:42:55,276 --> 01:42:56,996 Yes, at the salt pan. 2251 01:42:57,236 --> 01:42:57,996 Bye. 2252 01:43:16,436 --> 01:43:18,436 Your turn, Mr. White-Hair. 2253 01:43:18,957 --> 01:43:20,037 Ms. Hansa... 2254 01:43:21,316 --> 01:43:24,596 I have another idea on how to stop this robot. 2255 01:43:25,117 --> 01:43:26,277 You do? 2256 01:43:26,556 --> 01:43:28,956 If we put salt water on his face, 2257 01:43:29,636 --> 01:43:32,796 He will be too confused to do anything. 2258 01:43:33,396 --> 01:43:36,156 But where will we find salt here? 2259 01:43:40,276 --> 01:43:41,956 Why arenā€™t you trying to escape? 2260 01:43:42,596 --> 01:43:45,236 How will I kill you if you donā€™t try to escape? 2261 01:43:45,556 --> 01:43:46,476 As if! 2262 01:43:46,476 --> 01:43:48,596 You couldnā€™t kill us even when we were trying to escape! 2263 01:43:50,037 --> 01:43:50,797 Try to escape. 2264 01:43:58,797 --> 01:44:00,797 Jayshree, try to escape. 2265 01:44:01,077 --> 01:44:01,917 No way. 2266 01:44:02,236 --> 01:44:04,236 If I escape, who will cook for everybody? 2267 01:44:05,917 --> 01:44:07,917 Kushal, taste the ā€˜halwaā€™. 2268 01:44:08,117 --> 01:44:08,997 I hope itā€™s not too sweet. 2269 01:44:10,636 --> 01:44:11,516 It is sour. 2270 01:44:12,236 --> 01:44:13,316 Thatā€™s because of the acid. 2271 01:44:14,356 --> 01:44:15,836 There was no ghee thatā€™s why I added acid. 2272 01:44:16,877 --> 01:44:17,717 Want some? 2273 01:44:17,797 --> 01:44:19,037 -No thanks. -Try it. 2274 01:44:23,276 --> 01:44:24,836 Try to escape, Father. 2275 01:44:25,077 --> 01:44:26,637 Go away. I wonā€™t give you anything. 2276 01:44:26,717 --> 01:44:27,557 What do you mean? 2277 01:44:27,636 --> 01:44:29,156 Iā€™m not a beggar asking you for money! 2278 01:44:29,356 --> 01:44:30,476 Go away. 2279 01:44:32,356 --> 01:44:33,156 Check. 2280 01:44:34,436 --> 01:44:35,956 Will you try to escape? 2281 01:44:36,636 --> 01:44:40,236 Nonsense, Tin Man. 2282 01:44:40,596 --> 01:44:44,356 I call for a taxi even while taking a run, in cricket. 2283 01:44:45,396 --> 01:44:46,076 Cash. 2284 01:44:46,757 --> 01:44:48,277 Himanshu, you sly guy. 2285 01:44:48,596 --> 01:44:49,436 Try to escape. 2286 01:44:49,516 --> 01:44:50,596 Hold the mirror. 2287 01:44:53,157 --> 01:44:53,837 Lower. 2288 01:44:53,917 --> 01:44:55,277 Why are you shaving here? 2289 01:44:55,717 --> 01:44:57,117 Of course Iā€™ll shave here 2290 01:44:58,037 --> 01:44:59,877 and not my arm, silly. 2291 01:45:06,757 --> 01:45:08,357 They just donā€™t care about a robotā€™s feelings. 2292 01:45:08,797 --> 01:45:10,277 Come on, try to escape. 2293 01:45:11,157 --> 01:45:12,877 The king ordered me to kill the Parekh family 2294 01:45:12,877 --> 01:45:14,877 while they try to escape. 2295 01:45:15,157 --> 01:45:17,637 How will I kill you if you donā€™t try to escape? 2296 01:45:18,196 --> 01:45:19,636 And if I donā€™t kill you 2297 01:45:19,677 --> 01:45:21,077 how will I convince the world that 2298 01:45:21,396 --> 01:45:25,316 Iā€™m the worldā€™s most dangerous robot! 2299 01:45:25,356 --> 01:45:26,756 Escape. Please! 2300 01:45:28,877 --> 01:45:32,157 So you really are a robot? 2301 01:45:32,157 --> 01:45:33,597 You! 2302 01:45:39,196 --> 01:45:40,396 Watch as he unleashes the deadly weapon. 2303 01:45:40,797 --> 01:45:43,477 Iā€™ve been firing bullets from my eyes, 2304 01:45:43,596 --> 01:45:45,076 Iā€™ve been flying in the air, 2305 01:45:45,157 --> 01:45:46,637 this is what I look like, 2306 01:45:48,797 --> 01:45:49,917 Iā€™ve been talking like thisā€¦ 2307 01:45:50,037 --> 01:45:51,637 of course Iā€™m a robot! 2308 01:45:58,117 --> 01:45:59,357 Where is the deadly weapon? 2309 01:46:00,476 --> 01:46:01,596 Wait and watch. 2310 01:46:02,236 --> 01:46:03,356 Not necessarily. 2311 01:46:03,436 --> 01:46:05,676 There it is. 2312 01:46:05,877 --> 01:46:08,357 You could be participating in a fancy-dress show 2313 01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:09,916 dressed as a robot. 2314 01:46:11,717 --> 01:46:12,917 -What? -Correct. 2315 01:46:13,316 --> 01:46:16,876 I participate in fancy-dress shows every year. 2316 01:46:17,797 --> 01:46:21,637 Himanshu won first prize last year. 2317 01:46:22,356 --> 01:46:22,996 Yes. 2318 01:46:23,476 --> 01:46:24,836 Himanshu was dressed as a ā€˜samosaā€™. 2319 01:46:26,356 --> 01:46:27,116 Come, Iā€™ll show you. 2320 01:46:27,516 --> 01:46:28,196 Come. 2321 01:46:29,516 --> 01:46:30,436 Come, robot. Iā€™ll show you. 2322 01:46:32,316 --> 01:46:33,076 Himanshu. 2323 01:46:34,837 --> 01:46:35,757 Donā€™t eat him. 2324 01:46:35,957 --> 01:46:36,877 How is this a ā€˜samosaā€™? 2325 01:46:37,117 --> 01:46:38,117 Wait for it. 2326 01:46:38,236 --> 01:46:39,076 This? A ā€˜samosaā€™? 2327 01:46:39,797 --> 01:46:40,797 From Ghegharmal hotel. 2328 01:46:40,997 --> 01:46:42,117 A Gujarati ā€˜samosaā€™. 2329 01:46:42,436 --> 01:46:44,436 Looks like heā€™s over and out. 2330 01:46:44,917 --> 01:46:47,957 Exactly, the ā€˜samosasā€™ at Ghegharmal 2331 01:46:48,037 --> 01:46:51,277 get over very quickly. 2332 01:46:51,757 --> 01:46:52,677 Come with me, robot. 2333 01:46:52,957 --> 01:46:53,597 Iā€™ll show you more stuff. 2334 01:46:54,797 --> 01:46:55,917 -This is our Father. -I can see. 2335 01:46:56,077 --> 01:46:58,077 He was dressed as a fresh ā€˜gulab jamunā€™ 2336 01:46:58,516 --> 01:47:00,516 from Ghegharmal hotel, one with white-hair. 2337 01:47:00,877 --> 01:47:02,597 I had broken three bones. 2338 01:47:02,957 --> 01:47:07,597 -Why? -Thatā€™s because I went and sat on Father like this. 2339 01:47:08,677 --> 01:47:10,677 Because I was dressed as a fly. 2340 01:47:10,677 --> 01:47:11,677 A fly from Ghegharmal hotel. 2341 01:47:11,717 --> 01:47:12,877 The big, blue kind. 2342 01:47:15,356 --> 01:47:17,036 Constipation prize. 2343 01:47:17,957 --> 01:47:20,637 Come with me, Iā€™ll show you more stuff. 2344 01:47:20,917 --> 01:47:21,677 Is this one your son? 2345 01:47:22,037 --> 01:47:22,837 I know! 2346 01:47:23,077 --> 01:47:24,837 Iā€™ll show you something new, robot. 2347 01:47:25,157 --> 01:47:25,837 Come. 2348 01:47:26,757 --> 01:47:27,757 I was dressed as a fan 2349 01:47:27,957 --> 01:47:29,157 from Ghegharmal hotelā€™s kitchen. 2350 01:47:29,877 --> 01:47:30,877 Standing fan. 2351 01:47:31,037 --> 01:47:32,997 Why arenā€™t you moving, if youā€™re a fan? 2352 01:47:32,997 --> 01:47:34,157 Because Iā€™m not there. 2353 01:47:35,077 --> 01:47:36,157 I was dressed as electricity. 2354 01:47:36,556 --> 01:47:37,636 From Ghegharmal hotel. 2355 01:47:40,917 --> 01:47:45,597 Whir, whir, whirring! 2356 01:47:45,636 --> 01:47:47,636 The fan is moving because Iā€™m back. 2357 01:47:48,636 --> 01:47:49,756 Are you getting the wind? 2358 01:47:50,677 --> 01:47:52,397 No wind but I can hear something. 2359 01:47:52,837 --> 01:47:53,997 Thatā€™s the helicopter. 2360 01:47:54,957 --> 01:47:55,597 Letā€™s go. 2361 01:47:55,677 --> 01:47:57,677 Helicopter! 2362 01:47:57,757 --> 01:47:59,757 This helicopter is just like me. Hello! 2363 01:48:00,556 --> 01:48:03,996 Letā€™s go slowly towards the helicopter and sit in it. 2364 01:48:04,596 --> 01:48:06,036 Father, you come later. 2365 01:48:06,717 --> 01:48:07,237 Later. 2366 01:48:07,556 --> 01:48:09,076 Hansa, Mad Scientistā€¦ 2367 01:48:09,476 --> 01:48:10,676 Himanshu. 2368 01:48:10,917 --> 01:48:11,437 Walk. 2369 01:48:11,516 --> 01:48:13,116 Donā€™t run. 2370 01:48:14,117 --> 01:48:14,717 Letā€™s go. 2371 01:48:14,717 --> 01:48:15,557 Donā€™t run. 2372 01:48:15,837 --> 01:48:18,437 If you donā€™t run, the robot wonā€™t do anything to you. 2373 01:48:18,717 --> 01:48:20,717 Walk slowly. 2374 01:48:21,476 --> 01:48:23,956 Father, get the robot to calm down. 2375 01:48:24,236 --> 01:48:27,036 Forget it, I donā€™t need anyone to calm me down. 2376 01:48:27,037 --> 01:48:28,237 I am very calm. 2377 01:48:28,396 --> 01:48:30,396 Run if you want to. 2378 01:48:30,436 --> 01:48:31,476 I donā€™t want to kill you. 2379 01:48:31,476 --> 01:48:32,356 Run! 2380 01:48:32,596 --> 01:48:34,236 Letā€™s go! 2381 01:48:49,117 --> 01:48:51,597 Did you see what they just did to me? 2382 01:48:51,757 --> 01:48:53,357 Let go of me. 2383 01:48:53,396 --> 01:48:55,396 I want to let go of this life! 2384 01:48:55,636 --> 01:48:57,236 Let go of my hand! 2385 01:48:59,316 --> 01:49:02,196 Iā€™m trying to but I canā€™t let go. 2386 01:49:03,396 --> 01:49:06,556 Queen, Ministerā€¦ come and help me. 2387 01:49:06,596 --> 01:49:07,716 Why call her? 2388 01:49:07,757 --> 01:49:11,437 All sheā€™ll say is, ā€˜Robotā€¦ robotā€¦ā€™ 2389 01:49:11,436 --> 01:49:15,276 Robot... robot... 2390 01:49:15,596 --> 01:49:17,116 Seeā€¦ I told you. 2391 01:49:17,117 --> 01:49:19,477 Yes, but please leave me. 2392 01:49:19,476 --> 01:49:21,076 Iā€™ve let go of your hand. 2393 01:49:21,117 --> 01:49:22,157 Why arenā€™t you running? 2394 01:49:22,316 --> 01:49:24,316 Anyway thereā€™s no point in running now. 2395 01:49:24,316 --> 01:49:26,316 -Why? -Because the helicopter has left. 2396 01:49:28,436 --> 01:49:30,636 Jayshree, wait! 2397 01:49:30,797 --> 01:49:31,837 Quickly! 2398 01:49:32,196 --> 01:49:35,116 Wait for me, you fools. 2399 01:50:00,917 --> 01:50:02,277 I am so tired. 2400 01:50:03,236 --> 01:50:08,436 -Stop laughing, you idiots! -Father, why are you hanging outside? 2401 01:50:08,436 --> 01:50:10,236 -Why are? -Itā€™s his habit, Hansa. 2402 01:50:10,556 --> 01:50:13,476 Father likes to have the fan above his head. 2403 01:50:13,797 --> 01:50:14,837 See. 2404 01:50:14,957 --> 01:50:16,957 -Correct. -See that. 2405 01:50:16,997 --> 01:50:19,277 Enjoy, Father. 2406 01:50:20,157 --> 01:50:20,797 Jayshreeā€¦ 2407 01:50:21,436 --> 01:50:23,436 see how the robot is 2408 01:50:23,516 --> 01:50:25,516 standing there, confused. 2409 01:50:25,677 --> 01:50:27,397 They called me Tin Man, Idiotā€¦ 2410 01:50:27,556 --> 01:50:30,036 Iā€™m the most dangerous robot in the world! 2411 01:50:30,516 --> 01:50:33,476 Why did they behave like that with me? 2412 01:50:33,757 --> 01:50:36,917 I am an encyclopedia. 2413 01:50:37,797 --> 01:50:39,317 Encyclopedia. 2414 01:50:39,596 --> 01:50:40,996 -Hey, Hansa Aunty. -Yes? 2415 01:50:41,516 --> 01:50:46,076 Wonā€™t you ask, ā€˜Praful, what is an encyclopedia?ā€™ 2416 01:50:46,516 --> 01:50:48,516 No. I knows. 2417 01:50:49,436 --> 01:50:51,596 Encyclopedia, Hansaā€¦. 2418 01:50:52,117 --> 01:50:55,477 Remember, we had gone to the Parsi cycle shopā€¦ 2419 01:50:55,476 --> 01:50:57,476 We had asked, ā€˜Is there a discount on cycles?ā€™ 2420 01:50:57,717 --> 01:50:59,757 He replied, not on cycles 2421 01:50:59,797 --> 01:51:01,797 but on cycle pedals (in cyclo pe dia). 2422 01:51:01,797 --> 01:51:03,797 In-cycle-pedalsā€¦ 2423 01:51:03,837 --> 01:51:06,157 Heā€™s talking just like you, Praful. 2424 01:51:06,356 --> 01:51:07,396 He's doing it well. 2425 01:51:07,476 --> 01:51:08,316 Listen... 2426 01:51:08,717 --> 01:51:10,397 I know of another way 2427 01:51:10,877 --> 01:51:12,557 we couldā€™ve stopped this robot. 2428 01:51:12,677 --> 01:51:14,677 Now he tells us! 2429 01:51:14,877 --> 01:51:15,797 One minute. 2430 01:51:17,917 --> 01:51:20,757 This is the robotā€™s master remote. 2431 01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:21,477 This? 2432 01:51:21,757 --> 01:51:23,237 Master remote? 2433 01:51:23,316 --> 01:51:25,316 Do you want him to say ā€˜mister remoteā€™, Father? 2434 01:51:26,396 --> 01:51:28,676 See how small it is. 2435 01:51:30,276 --> 01:51:32,276 As soon as you press the button on the remote, 2436 01:51:32,356 --> 01:51:34,316 the robot would have forgotten about killing us 2437 01:51:34,316 --> 01:51:35,836 and started dancing. 2438 01:51:35,917 --> 01:51:37,157 -Really? -Yes. 2439 01:51:37,236 --> 01:51:38,516 Press it. 2440 01:51:45,077 --> 01:51:46,597 Heā€™s dancing. 2441 01:51:52,877 --> 01:51:54,997 Heā€™s doing our dance. Let us also dance. 2442 01:51:55,037 --> 01:51:55,877 Letā€™s dance. 2443 01:52:06,236 --> 01:52:07,356 -Father. -Yes. 2444 01:52:07,837 --> 01:52:10,997 Come on, everything is okay now. 2445 01:52:11,037 --> 01:52:12,397 Everyone is so happy. 2446 01:52:12,596 --> 01:52:13,996 Theyā€™re dancing. 2447 01:52:13,997 --> 01:52:17,197 But youā€™re still sulking and hanging from there. 2448 01:52:18,276 --> 01:52:19,516 You should dance as well, Father. 2449 01:52:23,077 --> 01:52:25,397 Fine, I'll dance. 2450 01:52:33,997 --> 01:52:36,117 -Wait. -I'll make a quick trip to the bathroom. 2451 01:52:36,117 --> 01:52:37,757 Go to the bathroom later. Watch the end credits now. 2452 01:52:38,157 --> 01:52:40,397 -Fine. -Go ahead. Take. 2453 01:52:43,997 --> 01:52:45,957 Cut... who is roaming in the background? 2454 01:52:45,957 --> 01:52:47,797 -Sir, you are. -Okay, Action! 2455 01:52:48,077 --> 01:52:51,717 This is my Jeete Raho mobile and here is the Freepay app. 2456 01:52:51,877 --> 01:52:53,877 Hold out your hands. 2457 01:52:55,997 --> 01:52:57,997 Paanthukistaan has gone digital too. 2458 01:53:01,236 --> 01:53:06,276 ā€œLetā€™s groove to the beatā€ 2459 01:53:07,516 --> 01:53:10,956 ā€œAnd danceā€¦ā€ 2460 01:53:11,157 --> 01:53:15,237 ā€œLetā€™s danceā€¦ā€ 2461 01:53:18,396 --> 01:53:21,916 My aunt had beaten me with a tick. 2462 01:53:22,117 --> 01:53:24,397 -Tick? -I'm sorry. 2463 01:53:24,516 --> 01:53:26,516 Cut. 2464 01:53:27,636 --> 01:53:29,436 We want a groom for our sister. 2465 01:53:29,436 --> 01:53:30,356 Plain or printed? 2466 01:53:30,636 --> 01:53:32,036 -Printed? -Let me show you. 2467 01:53:32,117 --> 01:53:34,117 Hey, give me scorpion print no. 8. 2468 01:53:35,877 --> 01:53:37,157 Check this out, full printed. 2469 01:53:37,356 --> 01:53:38,396 Turn around. 2470 01:53:38,797 --> 01:53:39,317 There will be another tattoo. 2471 01:53:39,316 --> 01:53:40,076 Coming soon. 2472 01:53:44,917 --> 01:53:46,157 ā€œAnd danceā€¦ā€ 2473 01:53:46,997 --> 01:53:48,037 What I'm saying... 2474 01:53:57,837 --> 01:53:59,837 1... 2... 3... 4... 2475 01:54:02,596 --> 01:54:06,516 Didn't I ask you to get reading glasses? 2476 01:54:06,516 --> 01:54:07,396 Himanshu, give him the glasses. 2477 01:54:07,717 --> 01:54:09,717 Here, I got four glasses. 2478 01:54:10,037 --> 01:54:12,837 How will I use these to read? 2479 01:54:12,997 --> 01:54:15,557 You can read what's written here. 2480 01:54:15,556 --> 01:54:17,156 Breakable glass. 2481 01:54:19,077 --> 01:54:21,077 Stab him for real, Flora. 2482 01:54:22,077 --> 01:54:25,797 ā€œWeā€™ve been living our lives in fearā€ 2483 01:54:26,037 --> 01:54:27,357 I am so tired. 2484 01:54:27,556 --> 01:54:29,036 I am tired for the second time. 2485 01:54:29,157 --> 01:54:30,957 I am tired for the third time. 2486 01:54:31,196 --> 01:54:33,236 I am tired for the fourth time. 2487 01:54:33,957 --> 01:54:36,517 Where's the space in her blouse to store eggs? 2488 01:54:36,516 --> 01:54:37,876 Cut. 2489 01:54:42,877 --> 01:54:44,077 Please eat before you leave. 2490 01:54:44,436 --> 01:54:45,556 Oh no. 2491 01:54:45,677 --> 01:54:47,677 How are you, Farah? 2492 01:54:47,997 --> 01:54:49,837 -That's it, I'm going. -Please stay. 2493 01:54:50,196 --> 01:54:52,636 Bye, bye... 2494 01:54:55,957 --> 01:54:59,597 ā€œWe will now enjoy our livesā€ 2495 01:55:02,396 --> 01:55:05,836 ā€œAnd danceā€¦ā€ 2496 01:55:06,037 --> 01:55:10,117 ā€œLetā€™s danceā€¦ā€ 2497 01:55:32,677 --> 01:55:34,877 "Vande rakka..." 2498 01:55:40,396 --> 01:55:42,596 "Vande rakka..." 2499 01:55:48,196 --> 01:55:52,196 "Made for each other Darling, youā€™re my true love" 2500 01:55:52,236 --> 01:55:55,916 "Yes, youā€™re my true love Weā€™re two lovebirds" 2501 01:55:56,196 --> 01:55:58,916 "Spreading love everywhere" 2502 01:56:05,236 --> 01:56:09,356 "Vande rakka..." 2503 01:56:13,037 --> 01:56:17,157 "Vande rakka..." 2504 01:56:36,356 --> 01:56:40,156 "Give me a dose of your love, darling" 2505 01:56:40,356 --> 01:56:43,876 "Every hour of every day" 2506 01:56:51,516 --> 01:56:54,836 "Vande rakka..." 155367

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