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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,243 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 4 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,811 MAN: Look, I'll be in and out of there before you know it. 5 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,446 In fact, I'll bring you some lunch. 6 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,047 We can talk over a sandwich if you like. 7 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,183 MAN 2: Of course, I can send you a brochure. 8 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,485 Why don't our aides follow-up again in about 10 business days. 9 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,588 Allow me to send you a CD-ROM outlining our entire production plan. 10 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,757 MAN: One thing I can promise you is that at our first meeting 11 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,360 I will not be trying to sell you a single solitary thing. 12 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,629 I just want to get to know you and your company. 13 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,764 MAN 2: We did this last year, but the upgrades on 14 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,367 all the parts is the only way to guarantee... 15 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,536 MAN: If I knew where Westchester, New York was, 16 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,438 I'd be in the city in 20 minutes to show you our new product. 17 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,805 MAN 2: I know it's a big investment. 18 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,641 That's why I spent a great deal of time 19 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,776 customizing this plan for you. 20 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,011 MAN 3: Don't make me come show you how to do your fucking job. 21 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,348 The Saint Paul office is really struggling. 22 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,550 Same with Phoenix and Tulsa. 23 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,186 John is really starting to worry. 24 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,488 Hi, Jaime. 25 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,822 MAN: ...process analysis, sample filtration... 26 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,458 Yeah, the vacuum inlet-outlet. 27 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,892 MAN 2: I'll get back to you on that, sir. 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,629 I think it's 22 BLI, but... Hello? Hello? 29 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,498 Yes, I will take care of everything 30 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,066 from implementation to training. 31 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,801 It's my pleasure, please. 32 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,737 BRECKENRIDGE: Look, I've talked to my manager. That's my best offer. 33 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,973 No, wait, wait, wait. I can do better. 34 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,775 WOMAN: Larry, wife three on line two. 35 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,109 LARRY: Shit! 36 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,547 HURLY: Guardia can't touch that price. 37 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,150 How? Because it is my job to have that information. Oh, really? 38 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,485 You know what? Fuck you. 39 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:58,486 I don't need your fucking business. 40 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,554 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! 41 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,957 Morning, Ted. Hey. 42 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,627 He'll be with you in a moment. 43 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,396 Oh, hey. Ted. 44 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,403 (STUTTERING) Thanks for coming in. 45 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,739 (STUTTERING) How's it going with Jaime? 46 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,442 He's an idiot. 47 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:26,247 I wanted you to be the first one to see the DLX 179. 48 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:34,655 Six years in the pipeline. The R&D guys finally did it. 49 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,690 It's like I always say. 50 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:41,161 Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out. 51 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,331 Do you realize how much money we're gonna make selling this thing? 52 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,800 In the first six months, I bet we make like... 53 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,802 Oh, hey, hold on. Hold on! Hold on! 54 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,238 Hold, hold, hold, hold. 55 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,340 All right! All right! The truth is 56 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,075 I want to talk about the upcoming quarter. 57 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,044 I know. I know. I'm a big pain in the ass, 58 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:02,950 but the fact is as your sales go, so goes the whole team's. 59 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,152 Do you remember Fisher? From Cincinnati? 60 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,620 Yeah, he's a prick. 61 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,122 Yeah, well, he was also a topnotch salesman, 62 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,958 and then he starts hitting the bottle, 63 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,061 and before you know it, the whole Midwest division sales go down with him. 64 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,530 I'm telling you, if we don't meet this quarter's projections, 65 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,766 it's going to be sayonara for old John boy here. 66 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,100 No ifs, ands, or buts. 67 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,969 Well, you better learn to sell shoes 68 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,004 or suck cock real fucking fast. 69 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,121 (SIREN WAILING) 70 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,260 I'm really excited to be in New York. 71 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,828 It's always been a dream of mine. 72 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,097 New York, New York. It's a heck of a town. 73 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,533 My mom loved that song. 74 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,703 So John tells me that you are the number one salesman in the division, 75 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,306 maybe the whole company. 76 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:01,909 You know, I was the number one salesman in my old job. Yep. 77 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:02,976 (EXCLAIMS) 78 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,812 (HORN HONKING) 79 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:05,913 (CHUCKLES) 80 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,649 Wow. 81 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:13,521 So, uh, what do you say, since we're both reigning champs, 82 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,556 that we have a little friendly 83 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,924 sales competition this quarter 84 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:21,295 for say dinner at Le Bernardin's? 85 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,333 I'll take that as a yes. 86 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,668 How about if I sweeten the pot a little bit? 87 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,404 Put this baby in, huh? 88 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,905 I sold more than my entire division 89 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,841 put together to earn this baby. 90 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,009 This trophy makes me so happy. 91 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,146 Nobody's happy. I'm happy. 92 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,981 No, you're not. You're miserable. 93 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,517 You don't even know me. Trust me. Your life sucks. 94 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,185 No, no, my life is actually pretty good. 95 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,488 What's so great about your fucking life? 96 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,491 I've got a new job. I've got a new house. 97 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,993 I'm getting married soon. 98 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,263 (LAUGHS) I've finally started taking art classes. 99 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,898 Yeah, listen, Jimmy. Jaime. 100 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,767 Yeah, like it fucking matters. 101 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,436 Everything you see, everything you feel, is nothing. 102 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,271 This job, this car, 103 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,706 that polyester bargain-basement suit you're wearing 104 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,508 is totally meaningless. 105 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,610 As far as beating me is concerned, 106 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,479 what you should worry about is getting one sale, 107 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,681 (HORN HONKING) 'cause if you don't, 108 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,949 'cause if you fucking don't, they're gonna ship your sorry ass back to... 109 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,317 Where the fuck are you from again? 110 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,952 I'm from Solon, Ohio. Really? 111 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,521 Yeah. It's a pretty cool place. Yeah. 112 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,789 Pretty cool place? Really? 113 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,524 Then why the fuck did you leave, 114 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,693 you sorry son of a bitch? 115 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,806 It was, uh, working great this morning. 116 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:44,111 I even laid in all the schematics digitally for simplicity, right, Ted? 117 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,115 Right. Well. 118 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,150 What you would be seeing if this thing was, 119 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,652 (PROJECTOR STARTS WORKING) you know, working... 120 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:54,154 Wait. Oh, there it is. That's good. Okay. Good. 121 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,823 All right... 122 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,157 (SIGHS) 123 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,030 (INAUDIBLE) 124 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,434 All right. Just forget it. Look, we'll... 125 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,602 I'm sure it's a great product and everything, 126 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,305 but to be perfectly honest, Guardia is gonna be in here later on today 127 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,008 and their CEO, Ronnie Leguzza, 128 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,777 he and I are old poker buddies, 129 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,012 so we're probably gonna go with them. 130 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,981 I see. Well, this was my first sales call 131 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,349 so maybe next time I could probably... 132 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,585 Try again when that new DLX technology 133 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,053 I've been hearing about is available. 134 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,855 DLX? Yeah, sure. 135 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,492 Hey, Barney! Give me a second, okay? 136 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,494 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thanks. 137 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,530 Hey, who's Leguzza? Shut the fuck up. 138 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,098 Who the fuck is... 139 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,337 You know, when we first got into this, 140 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,039 it was just us and the Japanese. 141 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,108 Is that right? Yeah. 142 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:53,881 Then the Swiss got in, then the Germans, then the goddamn French. 143 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,816 I hate those goddamn French. Yeah. 144 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,486 But we still manage to move 40,000 units 145 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,754 out of this factory alone, every month. 146 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,222 Is that right? Yeah. 147 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,459 Man. Barney, honestly, I have to tell you something. 148 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,260 I'd heard all the talk about this place, 149 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,029 you know, blah, blah, blah and everything. 150 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,299 This is everything everybody said it was. 151 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,502 It's fantastic. Really. Thank you, Ted. Thank you. 152 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,169 Really. It's great. 153 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,871 Wow! Yeah. 154 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,207 Hey, I have a question for you, Barney. Yep. 155 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,544 Do I have "asshole" written on my forehead? 156 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,412 Excuse me? Listen, fat man. 157 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,980 I didn't want to embarrass you 158 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,016 in front of your flunkies, but I'll tell you this. 159 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,218 Next quarter, I'll be standing here with your replacement 160 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,953 while you're off somewhere selling soap to blue-haired fucking ladies 161 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,287 who don't have a pot to piss in. 162 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,624 What the hell are you talking about? 163 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,292 Every fucking thing you doled out to us in there is bullshit and you know it. 164 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,729 Things have been a little slow lately, but they're turning around. 165 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,463 The only thing turning is my stomach. 166 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,398 What the fuck am I even doing here with you? 167 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,501 I'll tell you another thing. 168 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,136 There are at least 50 other companies out there we can be servicing 169 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,905 who won't be wasting our fucking time. 170 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:59,112 Ted! Can I talk to you for just a second? 171 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,711 Hey, man. How you doing? 172 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,083 Got the week off to a right start? 173 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,387 (PHONE RINGING) 174 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,031 Yeah. 175 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,367 Hey, Ma. How you doing? 176 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,904 Yeah? 177 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,940 Yeah? 178 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,875 What do you think? 179 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:07,480 I know. I knew you'd like it. 180 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:12,920 Well. Come on. That's okay. It's okay. 181 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:16,023 'Cause I can afford it, that's why. Yeah. 182 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,692 Yeah. Hey, did you go to the doctor? 183 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,663 What did he say about your hip? 184 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,632 Mom, listen to me. 185 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,134 No. 186 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,702 'Cause it's important, that's why. 187 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:32,072 Listen, don't make me drag you down there myself. 188 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,943 Promise? Okay. 189 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,145 No. I'm sure she's a nice girl. 190 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,547 No, I gotta go. I got work to do. 191 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,115 Yeah. No. 192 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,019 No. Yeah. 193 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,056 Tell Marco I said hi. 194 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,760 Okay. I love you, too. 195 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,038 JAIME: It'll give you a chance to see the house. 196 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,773 Come on, you'll love it. 197 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,243 Can you do me a favor? 198 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,278 If it's possible, can you just not say anything 199 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,716 about the remote possibility of me getting fired 200 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:52,019 if I don't get a sale this quarter? 201 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,956 You know, I don't want Belisa to get worried. 202 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,326 So I guess Le Bernardin is out? 203 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,962 (LAUGHS) I'm still gonna beat you, you know. 204 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,997 It's just gonna take me a little longer than I planned. 205 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,099 This is a nice surprise. 206 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,705 Yeah, you are, too. 207 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,040 I just dropped by 208 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,374 because I'm looking for that address 209 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,043 for this afternoon's appointment. 210 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,145 Check next to the stuffed panda on the dresser. 211 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,113 Okay. Okay. 212 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,581 Oh... 213 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,017 I'm sorry. Ted, this is my fiancee, Belisa. 214 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,618 Belisa, this is Ted. 215 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,820 Hey. Hi. 216 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,856 She's been dying to meet you. 217 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,891 I'll be right back. 218 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,794 He can be a little forgetful at times. 219 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,562 Yeah, I know. 220 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,267 Could you hand me that hunting knife, please? 221 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,668 Yeah. 222 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,239 There you go. Thanks. 223 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,441 Still waiting for him to bag his first elephant. 224 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,843 JAIME: I can't find it! 225 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,278 Check in the den! 226 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,381 I did. 227 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,183 Oh. This fucking thing. 228 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,619 I'm sorry. 229 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,656 That's okay. Don't worry about it. 230 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,460 Do you want something to drink? 231 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097 What have you got? 232 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,766 Nothing. 233 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,804 Nothing? 234 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,972 (CHUCKLING) Nothing. 235 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:23,143 I figured you'd say no so I just took a chance, 236 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,312 but it didn't really work out. 237 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,748 I'm sure Jaime mentioned it, 238 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,650 but he invited the entire neighborhood 239 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,853 over for a barbecue this Saturday. 240 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,221 He didn't say anything. 241 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,890 Don't bother asking. Ted doesn't do barbecues. 242 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,425 Thanks. Found it. 243 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,427 Well, it would be really nice. 244 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,429 At least I would know someone. 245 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,965 I'll give it some thought. 246 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,267 No, really. You could be my badminton partner. 247 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,702 Yeah. I'm gonna wait in the car. 248 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,238 All right. Here you go. 249 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,639 It was really nice meeting you. Thanks. 250 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,841 I'm gonna wait outside. 251 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,876 Okay. See you in a bit. 252 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,310 Nice to meet you. 253 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,778 Thanks. I was looking everywhere for this. 254 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,932 Hey, isn't Belisa great? 255 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,834 Great. 256 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,937 The house needs a little work. 257 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,505 The gardener could use a kick in the pants. 258 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,109 Yeah, great. Everything is great. 259 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,944 You mean it? No. 260 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,579 You're kidding, right? 261 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,982 A house, fucking mortgage, neighbors and that bullshit. 262 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,249 You didn't like Belisa? 263 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,817 Belisa's great. No, she's great. 264 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,652 She may even stick around for a little while, 265 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,488 but eventually she's going to break your heart. 266 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,590 She'll leave your rotting soul gasping for air 267 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,725 while her new boyfriend sodomizes you right out of her memory. 268 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,627 What? What the hell are you talking about? 269 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,162 You know what? I'll never understand 270 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,630 why people think their pathetic lives 271 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,032 are somehow going to get better 272 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,533 just 'cause they get fucking married. 273 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,968 Why they get divorced, that I get. That's easy. 274 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,336 I don't want to hear any more of this. 275 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,704 Listen, first of all, sunshine... 276 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,972 Don't call me sunshine. 277 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,673 There's no limit to the problems 278 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,409 a woman is going to bring to your life. 279 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,244 Dante didn't scratch the surface. 280 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,513 It is fucking endless. Infinite. 281 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,149 It goes on and on and on. 282 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:12,920 (SCOFFS) You know, maybe you just need to fall in love. 283 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,888 Love? What kind of love are you talking about? 284 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,856 Are you talking about real love? 285 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,425 Are you talking about true love? 286 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,927 Are you talking about this suburban 287 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,394 bullshit fantasy we've been milk fed 288 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,829 so we don't slit each other's throats? 289 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,564 Maybe you just need to get laid. 290 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,166 Really? I get a piece of ass anytime I want. 291 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,767 I could even fuck you with a little effort. 292 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,702 That's not funny, okay. Don't even go there. 293 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,138 Excuse me? 294 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,305 Can you tell me where Route 304 is please? 295 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,706 Blow me. 296 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,144 Well, does anyone know why he's so angry? 297 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,711 He was probably beaten as a child. 298 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,013 Oh, how I hope. 299 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,282 Why do they put up with him? 300 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,252 Because that son of a bitch is responsible for 70% of this division's sales. 301 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,553 I'll get him to lighten up. 302 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,821 Ted and I went on a sales call together. 303 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,290 He told the client to shove his cock 304 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,026 in my mouth if he wants me to shut up. 305 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,565 So, either one of you new guys broken your sales cherry? 306 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,766 Yeah? Mmm? 307 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,969 Uh-uh, I got nothing. 308 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,038 Ted says that they fire you if you don't get a sale before the quarter is over. 309 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,174 Yeah, plus they burn down your house and rape your wife. 310 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,608 Oh, yeah. 311 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,282 So, Mr. Funny Guy, did you screw up 312 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,150 your first round of interviews, huh? 313 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,385 What interviews? 314 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,719 For a management position. 315 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,588 Yeah, top man in each sales office. 316 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,056 Good morning, gentlemen. 317 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,658 Misty. Oh... JAIME: Top man? 318 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,495 Well, why don't they just give it to Ted? 319 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,862 Ted? Ted would never volunteer, 320 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,032 and I am next on the totem pole. 321 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,400 Barely. 322 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,667 We interview here at the home office. 323 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,835 Chicago's got the opening. 324 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,637 Fucking lucky prick. 325 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,506 It's not luck, sweetheart. Uh-huh. 326 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,809 Shit. 327 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,314 (CLEARING THROATS) 328 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,482 Ted. Morning, Ted. 329 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,553 Hey, Ted. How's it going? 330 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,223 You gonna join the team this year? 331 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,573 JAIME: So, as you can see, 332 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,210 these products not only address your current needs, 333 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,281 but all of your future requirements 334 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,751 in each and every one of your 20 facilities on the Eastern Seaboard. 335 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,153 And when it comes to installation, 336 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,155 we can have them up and running in what, 337 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,957 five to 10 business days. 338 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,826 MAN: Well, thank you. I think we've heard enough. 339 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,463 If you please, just let me finish, then I can... 340 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,565 You are finished. 341 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,200 You promised me five minutes. 342 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,102 I said your time is up. 343 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,636 (SIGHS) 344 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,372 If you'll just give me a moment to explain to you 345 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,706 how our company can help you... 346 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,675 I've been doing this for 27 years. 347 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:52,579 There's nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. 348 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,816 Sir, I really need this sale. I do. 349 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,751 I plan on starting a family. 350 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,087 I'm gonna get married. 351 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,388 I've got a family, too. 352 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,190 Reynolds here has two of them. 353 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,557 Three. 354 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,127 Good day, gentlemen. We don't validate. 355 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,740 "I'm starting a family"? 356 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,749 "I'm starting a family." 357 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,651 I got flustered. 358 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,858 Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. 359 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,227 What the hell are you doing? 360 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,794 That's the time ticking away on this quarter, 361 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,496 and you haven't made one sale. 362 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,565 Where the fuck did you find this company, anyway? 363 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,999 Do you know you could've helped me? 364 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,536 I'm not your fucking wet nurse. 365 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,071 Why don't you draw on all that experience you allegedly have? 366 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,973 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 367 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,410 That means, I don't think you're half the salesman you claim to be. 368 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,180 You know what, Ted? 369 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,081 I'm gonna beat you this quarter. 370 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,150 All right. 371 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,318 Okay? Yeah. 372 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,988 And the only reason why is just to get you to shut your fucking mouth. 373 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,155 BELISA: Can I help you, sir? 374 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,023 No, thanks. I'm just looking. 375 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,459 Oh, hi. (CHUCKLES) Hey. 376 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,461 What are you doing here? 377 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,631 I'm supposed to be meeting Jaime around the corner for lunch, 378 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,133 but his review is running late. 379 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,605 So, is this where you spend your lunch hour? 380 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,707 No, I eat at a cafe down the street, 381 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,577 but I had some extra time so I thought I'd waste it in here. 382 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,945 Well, it's a nice place. 383 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,780 Yeah. Yeah, it's really nice. 384 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,082 They have a great collection. 385 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,721 So, Jaime tells me you're the number one salesman in the company. 386 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:18,591 I'm not too surprised. I met a few of the other guys. 387 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,860 I'm not so sure that's a compliment. 388 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,262 It is. 389 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,800 So, what's your secret? 390 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,770 Maybe Jaime can pick up on it. 391 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,474 As long as he's young, all you gotta do is ignore your conscience. 392 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,708 Hmm. 393 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,277 I see. 394 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,713 So you're one of those dark, brooding introspective types. 395 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,016 Now I understand. 396 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,453 Understand what? 397 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,854 Oh, nothing. 398 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,192 Here. 399 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,328 You should try reading some Berlin. 400 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,697 He's also dark and brooding. 401 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,304 Yeah. Rimbaud is more my speed. 402 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,674 You know your French poets. 403 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,809 I wasn't always a salesman. 404 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,347 So, come on, tell me. I'm a big girl. 405 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,317 What's Jaime doing wrong at work? 406 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,520 I mean, at his last company he was the biggest star. 407 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,824 For starters, he's too happy. 408 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,594 He wants to be best buddies with all of his clients. 409 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,030 I warned him that love-for-life act wouldn't fly here. 410 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,433 The guy draws cartoons on my lead sheets. 411 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,536 Yeah. He loves that art class. 412 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,973 So, 413 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,611 what's your story? 414 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,245 Did you want to move out here to New York? 415 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:51,818 I mean, you don't seem like the doting housewife type. 416 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,854 (CHUCKLES) No. I don't know how much doting I do. 417 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,156 I'm not even sure I know how. 418 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,992 Back home I ran a small art gallery. 419 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,596 Oh, well, thus Jaime's art classes. 420 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,302 We were hoping moving to New York would give us a fresh start. 421 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,270 We've been engaged three different times. 422 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,172 Oh. 423 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,907 I'm sorry to hear that. 424 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,177 Well, I'm pretty confident things will work out this time. 425 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,512 Or at least until some other guy 426 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,081 sodomizes him out of my memory. 427 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,919 Hey, you know what? 428 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,588 (CHUCKLING) 429 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,324 Jaime tells me everything. 430 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,761 Yeah, well, maybe he shouldn't. 431 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,765 You know... 432 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,167 You know, when I said... Don't worry about it. 433 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,269 I gotta go. See you. 434 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,379 Firm handshake. Look them in the eye. 435 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,015 Smile, smile, smile. That's three smiles. 436 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,684 Ten Tips for Solution Selling, 437 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,151 it's always been there for me. 438 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,687 Yeah, when I started selling three years ago, 439 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,088 I read every one of these fucking books. 440 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,890 You've only been selling for three years? 441 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,393 Every schmuck I know, selling tampons to tobacco, 442 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,927 thinks this shit works. 443 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,129 Hey. None of this shit works. 444 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,964 It does so. 445 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,933 Yeah. Really? Well, then where are all your sales? 446 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,236 All right, Mr. Number One Salesman, what's your advice? 447 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,505 Fuck you. That's my advice. 448 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,772 Ted, look. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 449 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,574 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 450 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,411 I'm just a little edgy. I admit it. All right? 451 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,078 I got Whitman on my back. 452 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,247 I got bills piling up. 453 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,518 I got Belisa giving me advice now. 454 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,386 What kind of advice? 455 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,856 Well, for one thing, she thinks that I'm being too friendly with the clients, 456 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:39,959 and that's the reason why I'm not getting any sales. 457 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,662 Maybe she's right. 458 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:46,699 Yeah, maybe. Maybe I overreacted. 459 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,735 At any rate, I got her this little gift, you know, 460 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:53,005 sort of a, kind of a peace offering. 461 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,507 Jesus. What? 462 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,976 She collects them. I think they're nice. 463 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,344 Look, if you wanna make her feel better... 464 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,146 What? 465 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,548 ...get rid of that "Made in Taiwan" piece of shit 466 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,982 and start making some fucking money. 467 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,984 Why? Listen, this is serious. 468 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,054 Every one of your competitors is going to be up at Haverton today, okay? 469 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,656 Including Guardia. You get it? 470 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,791 I got it. Ted, this is going to be big. 471 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:12,992 It's gonna be huge. 472 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,796 Big. Big, big, big. Really big. Huge. 473 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,631 We're gonna make a lot of money. 474 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,200 This job sucks dick! 475 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,235 How the hell could he say no after that? 476 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:27,574 I maneuvered perfectly from the three-fucking-point close deals 477 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,141 to the goddamn... 478 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,078 Fuck it! Fuck them in the ass! 479 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,347 (GRUNTING) 480 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,152 I was this close! 481 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,721 Damn it! 482 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,225 I got to calm down. I got to calm down. 483 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,627 Yep. 484 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,529 (EXHALES) 485 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,002 Do you want a vitamin? 486 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:03,776 Look, Jaime, you're trying really hard, 487 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,978 but you gotta quit being such a fucking salesman. 488 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,747 People know when they're being conned. 489 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,215 Excuse me? I'm not trying to con anybody. 490 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,517 I know you're not. 491 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,051 But the way you present yourself, 492 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,153 (CELL PHONE RINGING) it seems that way. 493 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,422 That'll be Belisa. 494 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,891 Hi, honey. How are you? 495 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,127 It went great. 496 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,529 Of course I got the sale. 497 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,964 I can't wait to tell you all about it. 498 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,365 (CHUCKLING) 499 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,501 Nothing to worry about. 500 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:31,571 Okay. All right, sweetie. 501 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,405 See you soon. 502 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,374 I love you. 503 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,247 What? 504 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,249 I didn't want to disappoint her. 505 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,651 Yeah. 506 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,753 She's cooking a big celebration dinner. 507 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,655 She's not a very good cook. 508 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,463 Fuck this. Let's get a drink. 509 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,807 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 510 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,324 What the fuck am I doing here? 511 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,659 (DOOR OPENING) 512 00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:40,332 BELISA: Hey, honey. Dinner will be ready in just one second. 513 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,468 Oh, my God! 514 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,370 I think this belongs to you. Hi. 515 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,571 What happened? 516 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,707 He had a few too many of everything. 517 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,041 Get up. 518 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,710 Another bad day? 519 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,745 (SOBBING) Oh, yeah. Well, he almost got a sale. 520 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:55,581 Shit. I don't think I can take another night of him crying. 521 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,384 I don't think you're gonna get much of anything from him tonight. 522 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,452 Would you please help me take him upstairs? 523 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,488 Yeah. Here we go. 524 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,229 Just throw him on the bed. 525 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:16,969 I don't know how many more nights I can take of the supportive-wife act. 526 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,772 We're not even fucking married. 527 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,841 (EXHALES) 528 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,344 Hey, I'm gonna get going. 529 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,213 Can you help me? 530 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:52,638 How much longer is Bineview going to put up with this? 531 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,606 Probably not much longer. 532 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,677 Lift him up. Okay. 533 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:01,047 Oh, God. (GRUNTS) 534 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,219 How come he isn't getting any sales? What is he not doing? 535 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:11,457 Selling a product is simple. 536 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,726 What a salesman wants to do 537 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:18,097 is instill confidence in his client. 538 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,568 That sounds simple enough. 539 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:25,637 Say I have a product, really high quality, 540 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:31,844 and even if it isn't, I'm gonna convince my client that it is. 541 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,514 And any product 542 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,351 that will satisfy all your needs, 543 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:42,354 show immediate dividends, 544 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,356 becomes the bottom line. 545 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,660 Why can't he do that? 546 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,698 Maybe it's not that simple. 547 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:02,441 I guess that's why you're so good. 548 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,085 Yeah. 549 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:16,355 Yeah. Maybe I'm just really good. 550 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,057 I don't know. 551 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,240 Do you know where I can get something to eat around here? 552 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,509 Cafeteria's on two. 553 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:44,977 Who's that fucking guy? 554 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,578 That's the top man from Baton Rouge. 555 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,180 He didn't make it to round two. 556 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:51,417 Damn. Looks like someone beat the crap out of him. 557 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,819 Yeah. Rumor is he had some gambling problems back home, 558 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,521 ran in with a bookie or something. 559 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,656 Fuck him. Yeah, I don't really give a shit. 560 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,592 All I know is there's only eight of us left for the Chicago job. 561 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:09,368 What the fuck were you thinking last night? 562 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:13,705 Fucking idiot, fuck. Jesus Christ. 563 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:16,408 All right. I just gotta think about this now. 564 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,145 Never ever again. Never fucking... 565 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,280 Our products just aren't that good, 566 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:23,349 and things are down in just about every one of Bineview's divisions. 567 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,517 And the truth is Leguzza signed up half the town 10 years ago 568 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,153 when the WVX was launched. 569 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,554 Now they're sending me away for five days 570 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,556 to this sales focus bullshit seminar. 571 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,791 Yeah, I went to that. Worthless. 572 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:34,526 Hey, guys. Looks like one of us 573 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,796 isn't getting fired at the end of the quarter. 574 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,298 I'm sorry, what? 575 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,867 I just got Plexar to buy four BLR compressors. 576 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,469 Congratulations, Alvarez. 577 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,471 You are no longer the low man on the totem pole. 578 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,838 ALVAREZ: Thank you. 579 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,508 Hey, Ted. Hey, look, I'm on the board! 580 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,809 Hey, Riker! 581 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,644 Look, why don't you take your loss 582 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:55,281 and sell your boy here for spare body parts? 583 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,649 (ALL LAUGHING) 584 00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,785 Cut him up and sell him. 585 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,221 You seem to forget how pathetic you were when you first started out. 586 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,157 You didn't have a sale for six fucking months. What are you talking about? 587 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:07,793 You almost shit your pants in front of the president of Gyro Tech. 588 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,828 I thought you were gonna cry like a little fucking girl. 589 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:12,764 So shut your fucking mouth, and fuck you, too, you sleazy cunt. 590 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:15,234 You'd fuck a mailbox if it had tits. 591 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,935 Congratulations, Alvarez. 592 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,304 Thanks. 593 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,975 Fuck you, too. 594 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:28,880 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 595 00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,131 Hey. 596 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,770 Thanks for sticking up for me back there. 597 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,506 I told you those guys were fucking pricks. Yeah. 598 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,941 Didn't I? 599 00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:00,079 The thing I can't understand is 600 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:04,116 how the hell that spic got a sale before I did. 601 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,352 I mean, what's wrong with me? 602 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:10,222 It never used to be this hard. 603 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,258 I gotta make some fucking money. 604 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,193 Listen to me. 605 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:17,629 You don't chase money, you build clients. 606 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,799 My life is shit. It's a big bag of shit. 607 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:25,571 But you know what? It's not just the sales. 608 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:29,175 If that were my only problem, I would be a happy man. 609 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,549 All right what? What is it? 610 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,619 You were right. 611 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,089 It was just a matter of time. 612 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,891 Just a matter of time before she... 613 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,495 She what? Who? What? 614 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,064 Who? Belisa. Who else? She... 615 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:54,400 She's... 616 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,935 There's a meeting... 617 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:59,671 Hey, you wanna give us a fucking minute here? 618 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,373 Yeah, go ahead. 619 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,516 She wants to delay the wedding. 620 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,553 What? 621 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:18,857 She said that she needs some time to think things through. 622 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:24,496 She said that she's confused. 623 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:29,000 Suddenly she's the one that's confused. 624 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,471 (SIGHS) 625 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,905 Fuck. 626 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,276 So she's confused. 627 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,413 It's no big deal. It's just, you know... 628 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,415 You're taking her side? 629 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:46,685 No, I'm just saying. All she said was confused. Confused is... 630 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,189 (STAMMERING) I don't know what the fuck to do. 631 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,490 (SIGHS) 632 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,262 Well, what do you think, Ted? 633 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,333 About what? 634 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,502 About Belisa? Yeah. 635 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,309 I don't know. 636 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,645 (CHUCKLES) 637 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:17,349 All right. What kind of things does she enjoy, you know? 638 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,884 What makes her feel special? 639 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,587 I mean, that's basically what women want. 640 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,924 (SIGHS) 641 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,059 Well... 642 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,931 You know, I don't really feel like talking about this. 643 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,200 Fine. Forget it. 644 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,435 She likes scented candles. 645 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,207 She likes zinfandel. Can you believe that? 646 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,175 All right. That's a start. 647 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:46,245 She likes Billie Holiday. 648 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:48,046 There you go. 649 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,948 Lilies. 650 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:59,425 She just thinks I am the world's biggest loser 651 00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,794 because I can't get a sale. 652 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,136 All right, listen. 653 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:13,739 John Schaudry over at Magamate, 654 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,942 he needs a new hydro converter valve system. 655 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,211 All you gotta do is fill out the paperwork. 656 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,312 He's a decent guy. 657 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,747 Ted, what are you doing? 658 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,249 You can take this up when you go up to the 659 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,351 stupid fucking focus group you're going to. 660 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:27,319 Come on, Ted. Look, I can't. 661 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,455 Here, just take that. I don't want any handouts, all right. 662 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,022 I'm not giving you a handout. It's a no-brainer. 663 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:33,158 It's just easy to fucking do. No big fucking deal. 664 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,793 (STAMMERING) Ted, I can't. 665 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,828 Here. His cell's on there. 666 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,029 Just take the fucking card. 667 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,298 Just take the fucking card. 668 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,467 It's not a big deal. Here you go. 669 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,539 Thank you. 670 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:50,942 You know, you're probably right. 671 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,211 I just need a little shove in the back. 672 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:56,548 Yeah, just to put you on the right track. Right. 673 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:59,351 It'll come back. I'll get my game back. Yeah. 674 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:04,122 You know, you're a good friend. 675 00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:07,359 I'm gonna go to the conference now. 676 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,595 Hey, thanks a lot. Yeah. 677 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,062 (DOOR OPENS) 678 00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:12,731 (DOOR CLOSES) 679 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,189 Hey. Hey. 680 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,958 You told me that you ate here. 681 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,259 Yeah. 682 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,029 Sit down. 683 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,536 I just wanted to come by and apologize... 684 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,803 No, don't. 685 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,472 ...for the other night. 686 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:55,707 I don't know what came over me. 687 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,910 It was crazy. 688 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,415 It was like a dream or something, you know? 689 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:06,485 God, that sounded like a cop-out. 690 00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:08,286 Well, listen, I never... 691 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,222 Don't, please. 692 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,959 New York isn't what I expected. 693 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:21,032 I was drunk from the champagne. 694 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:24,102 It was... It was crazy. 695 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,938 I said that already, though. 696 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:28,740 (CHUCKLES) 697 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:32,744 It's like something I would've done in college without thinking about it. 698 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:39,885 I've been beating myself up about it all day. I just... 699 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:43,989 Yeah, well, that makes two of us. 700 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:50,696 Thanks. That's all I wanted to say. Bye. 701 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,535 Hey, you wanna get something to eat? 702 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,773 They have really good lasagna here. 703 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,278 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 704 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:20,358 (GASPING) 705 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:37,142 (LAUGHING) 706 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,116 Hey. 707 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:46,952 Hey, 708 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,922 let's do something fun. 709 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,994 Okay. Come with me. 710 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,997 (WRAP YOUR LOVE AROUND ME PLAYING) 711 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,415 Yes! 712 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:40,171 MAN: ...is to not let the client know that you're selling to them. 713 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:44,175 But at the same time, find an effective way to respond 714 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:47,579 to their goal-oriented business needs 715 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:51,249 through product knowledge and service availability. 716 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:55,386 Don't fall into the trap of explaining your philosophies of life, 717 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:59,390 experiences in the trenches or your future prognostications. 718 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,595 Business owners want to hear real, present-day solutions 719 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:11,069 to their ever-changing, industry-specific issues, concerns and challenges. 720 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,571 TED: I'm telling you, people come here 721 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:13,872 knowing they're not gonna make any money, 722 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,341 knowing they're gonna lose money. 723 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,476 Is that why I won so much? 724 00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:21,346 The way you played, it's hard to believe you've never gambled before. 725 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,414 Well, maybe you're my good luck charm. 726 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:28,453 "Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." 727 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,221 Emerson. 728 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,723 Very good. 729 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:36,294 I told you I wasn't always a salesman, right? 730 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,462 What did you do? 731 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:38,764 Guess. 732 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,668 You were a doctor. No. 733 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,070 You were a priest. 734 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,237 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 735 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,607 No. Guess again. 736 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,609 You were a biochemical engineer. 737 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:51,977 No. 738 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,880 You were a teacher. 739 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,448 What made you say teacher? 740 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,985 It was a good guess. 741 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:04,556 I taught English Literature at Northwestern. 742 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:09,460 I was about to go on a tour and lecture in Italy a couple years back. 743 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,730 It was a good guess. 744 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,364 It was a good guess. 745 00:42:13,431 --> 00:42:15,801 Do you miss it? 746 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,803 Yep, once in a while. 747 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,972 How'd you end up at Bineview? 748 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,373 (SIGHS) Oh, man. 749 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,112 Sometimes you wind up in a place 750 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,748 never in a million years you thought you would. 751 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,049 Hmm. 752 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,153 And the days just disappear on you. 753 00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:42,427 When am I gonna see you again? 754 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:48,867 His art class is the only reason he goes out at night. 755 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,639 Unless, of course, 756 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:58,476 you take a few days off from work. 757 00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:02,648 Thank you. Thanks. 758 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:05,483 I don't know. 759 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,253 I've got a lot of clients. 760 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:12,090 You know, I've got appointments and... 761 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,459 (CHUCKLING) 762 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:20,565 Then I guess you're just gonna have to wait. 763 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,670 I guess I will. 764 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,237 In the meantime, you can get some practice 765 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,407 missing me while I go to the ladies' room. 766 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,832 Hey. John. 767 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:58,003 Hi. Good morning, Ted. 768 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,743 Mr. Bashant. 769 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:07,578 Hey, there. Hi. Mr. Roberts. 770 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,580 No. My name's Brad. 771 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,718 Mr. Roberts asked me to meet with you in his place. 772 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,085 Oh, uh... 773 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,253 I see. 774 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,155 Oh, well, should we go upstairs? 775 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,791 Actually, it's pretty busy up there. 776 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,227 If it's all the same, we can talk here. 777 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,329 Very well. 778 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:27,132 Well, as you know, I'm from Bineview, 779 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,901 and I'm here to discuss the way 780 00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:33,939 that our company's long-term technologies 781 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,207 can increase your productivity. 782 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,211 I mean, by now, we would have expected 783 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:42,914 that you would have had at least one sale. 784 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,449 Yeah. 785 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,517 I mean, I know it's a tough transition and all, 786 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:48,586 but with your experience you should be killing it out there. 787 00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:50,555 I know. It's just... 788 00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:53,825 Look, you can ask anybody, okay? When it comes to my staff, 789 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,393 I am a cupcake. 790 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:58,696 I understand how salesmen can fall on hard times. 791 00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:00,698 Lord knows I've been there myself, okay? 792 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:02,868 But I have got to get my troops moving here 793 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:06,271 or they're going to hang my ass from the highest flagpole in town. 794 00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:07,839 I just want you to know 795 00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:11,542 that this is not coming from any lack of effort whatsoever on my part. 796 00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:13,411 I'm really, really, really trying out there. 797 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:15,847 Yeah. What? What? I am under... 798 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,582 Give! Go! 799 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:19,584 Thank you. 800 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,722 Can I talk to you for a second? 801 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,091 Yeah. 802 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:29,427 Okay. I'm just under a lot of pressure. 803 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,396 I don't have any friends in this town, 804 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:36,201 and I'm getting married, and my fiancee is getting a little frustrated, 805 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:39,570 and the products are pretty confusing. 806 00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:42,273 You got this BZ, the BTA... 807 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,443 BLR. BLR. 808 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,678 That and... You gotta focus. 809 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,347 You've got to know the name of the product. 810 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:54,752 BRL, but then there's the RBL, and the frigging HB... 811 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,254 (MUTTERING) 812 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:58,423 I mean, I understand the... 813 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:01,626 On top of that, everything is so freaking expensive in this town! 814 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:04,529 Hey! All right, calm down. Just calm the fuck down, all right? 815 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,596 Please, don't fire me. 816 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,032 Nobody is firing anybody! 817 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,466 All right. Don't fire me. Calm down. 818 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,202 I'm not firing you. Easy. Please. 819 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,737 Okay, okay. 820 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:15,106 Hey, I got something that is gonna make you feel 821 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:16,374 a whole lot better, all right? 822 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,976 What? 823 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:22,180 Now, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this. 824 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,950 But this little baby is gonna make our jobs a hell of a lot easier. 825 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,318 Is that what I think it is? Yes. 826 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:29,821 And I want you around when we launch that puppy. 827 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:30,889 Okay. All right. Okay? 828 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,858 So remember. Yeah? 829 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,161 When you're faced with a difficult task, you act like you cannot fail. 830 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,628 Okay? Yeah. 831 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,797 When you're going out after Moby Dick, 832 00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,967 you take along the tarter sauce. 833 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,268 Right? (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 834 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:44,936 You got it? Good. Got it. 835 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,872 (BOTH LAUGHING) 836 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,743 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 837 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,546 They can show up with... What are they called? Like, little bags 838 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:58,083 and little yoga mats. 839 00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,086 You know what? This is where Eugene O'Neill used to come and write. 840 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,187 Really? Yep. 841 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:03,788 In fact, they said he finished 842 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,090 the Long Day's Journey into Night here. 843 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,558 (CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, shoot. 844 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,661 Fuck. 845 00:47:10,728 --> 00:47:12,097 It's the office. I gotta take this. 846 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,398 No, you don't. 847 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,799 Yeah, I do. No, you don't. 848 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:17,335 Okay, you're right. You're right. 849 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,638 (LAUGHING) 850 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:24,009 A salesman is not a salesman when he's not selling. 851 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,344 Did you get him? 852 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,246 (CHATTERING) 853 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:29,580 (CAMERA CLICKING) 854 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:32,350 I'm serious. That means something. 855 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,851 Why'd you say eww? 856 00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:35,954 'Cause I didn't want to look at that. 857 00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,595 I told you this was more fun than working. 858 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,098 Oh, man. 859 00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:51,169 The way my sales are going, I'm going to avoid the office at all cost. 860 00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:53,771 I'm sure a bit of that is my fault. 861 00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:56,074 I'm a big boy. I can make my own decisions. 862 00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:57,909 I know. Yeah. Yeah. 863 00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:06,517 The Picture of Dorian Gray. 864 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,753 This was one of my favorite books in college. 865 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,588 Really? Uh-huh. 866 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,123 I taught that every semester. 867 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,824 You did? Yeah. 868 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,462 God, I haven't read this in years. 869 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:24,902 So do you think we pay for our sins now, or later, like Dorian? 870 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:27,939 Actually, I think the real issue is 871 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,807 whether or not we recognize the damage 872 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:32,710 our sins are doing to our souls before it's too late, 873 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:34,879 if you want to know the truth. 874 00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:39,917 I'm not sure I agree with that interpretation, Professor. 875 00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:41,619 Really? Mmm-hmm. 876 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:43,188 Then you would have failed my class. 877 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,390 (CHUCKLING) 878 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,658 You'd hit me with a ruler? 879 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,560 If that's what you needed. 880 00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:53,531 You ever think about going back? 881 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:58,503 It's not that easy. 882 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:01,839 Why not? 883 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:05,376 Because, you know... 884 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,412 Because to, you know... 885 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:13,284 To teach, I mean, to truly inspire, 886 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:18,023 you have to pour your soul out to a student. 887 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:22,927 You have to water each one like it's the last surviving plant in the garden. 888 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,471 All teachers should be like that. 889 00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:42,080 What happens if you run out of water? 890 00:49:55,526 --> 00:49:58,229 I understand that it's tough out there. 891 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:01,332 And that is why you have to forget about the business outlook 892 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,769 and you have to be on the outlook for business. 893 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,839 We have reached DEFCON 1. 894 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:13,044 We are not meeting our self-imposed, 895 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,147 and I might add, mutually agreed upon goals for this quarter. 896 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:17,782 MAN: (WHISPERING) What the fuck is he talking about? 897 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,884 JOHN: And our time is ticking away. 898 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:22,420 JAIME: Tick, tick, tick, tick. 899 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:26,357 Tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick. 900 00:50:26,424 --> 00:50:30,027 Tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick. 901 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,099 Motherfucker! 902 00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:35,866 I know what you're thinking. 903 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:37,802 You don't want to do it. 904 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,938 I don't? 'Cause he's been acting like a fucking lunatic. 905 00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:42,740 You know, I hate to see anybody struggle, 906 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:46,777 but sometimes there is no success like failure. 907 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:48,513 Besides, the way things are going around here, 908 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,781 I'm gonna have to let somebody go pretty soon. 909 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:53,351 Look, John, you're the guy who hired Jaime. Right? 910 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:54,519 Yeah. 911 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:55,886 Okay, well, this company laid out 912 00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,655 a great deal of cash to uproot him. 913 00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:59,590 They've got moving costs, you gotta find him a house, 914 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,359 you gotta give him a signing bonus, 915 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:03,194 all the bullshit that goes along with moving someone here. 916 00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,062 Now, personally, I don't give a fuck 917 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,198 one way or another whether you fire him or not, 918 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,201 but four guys in six months, 919 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:13,271 that's a lot of red ink to cover up. 920 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,742 You think I should give him another chance, huh? 921 00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:19,244 You can send him on one of those 922 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:22,147 weekend focus groups. It helped him last time. 923 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,115 Hey, John, what's going on? 924 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:28,453 You guys are making our lives in Accounts Receivable a little too easy. 925 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:31,456 We're so bored, I had to take up smoking. 926 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:35,293 Yeah, the quarter's not over yet. 927 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,027 Fucking bitch. 928 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,565 Fuck her. She's just a glorified bookkeeper. 929 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:42,600 Hey, I've got some really big clients 930 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,202 coming to this conference tomorrow. 931 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:46,637 Send Jaime along as a backup. Really? 932 00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:48,939 Well, you need the sales, plus it will keep these pricks 933 00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:50,641 here and there at bay. 934 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,243 It's what you want. 935 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:57,548 Okay, I'll give him one week. 936 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,055 Two weeks. Two weeks. 937 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:16,167 Listen, this could be the perfect place to put you back on track. 938 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,568 I've met some of my biggest clients here. 939 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,604 Hey, Chuck. 940 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:23,908 I haven't met any clients anywhere, anyplace, anytime, anyhow. 941 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,212 Look, you're in a slump. You snap out of those things. 942 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:29,880 You sure as hell don't want to lose this job and move back to Ohio. 943 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,982 I don't know, maybe it's the best thing for us to do. 944 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:33,318 Would you gentlemen like to come over 945 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,719 and look at our new boiler system? 946 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:36,554 Sure, if you can tell me if it's a system 947 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,556 of interlocking polycarbonate lining 948 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:41,992 or if it's the tubular magnesium dioxide variety. 949 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,929 I'm not exactly sure. 950 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:49,800 Give her a break. She's a slut. 951 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:53,771 In an economy where fly-by-night 952 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,207 dot-com companies come and go, 953 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:58,543 we represent one of the many industries 954 00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:00,511 that actually makes something. 955 00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:03,814 You can grab hold of what we do. 956 00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:06,251 We are the foundation for America. 957 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:08,653 "Go with Guardia." These guys are fucking everywhere. 958 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,589 You're right. There's Leguzza. 959 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:14,191 Oh, my God. 960 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:16,627 That Pillsbury Doughboy is the legend 961 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:17,895 everyone's been talking about? 962 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,697 Don't let appearances fool you. 963 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:21,666 That merciless son of a bitch has ridden roughshod 964 00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,968 over this industry for decades. 965 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,803 He used to screw his competitors' secretaries 966 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,272 just to get information. 967 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,707 Do you know this guy? Yeah. 968 00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:32,377 He tried to buy me off a couple years ago 969 00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:35,012 'cause I was signing away some of his clients. 970 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:37,582 Yeah, I can't wait to see the look on his big fat face next year 971 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,817 when all anybody's talking about is the DLX. 972 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,019 Technology, like all the other industries, 973 00:53:42,086 --> 00:53:44,822 will shape our future. Now we at Guardia... 974 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:47,124 You know what, Ted? You're absolutely right. 975 00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:49,126 I don't want to go back to Ohio a failure. 976 00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:51,529 I gotta get my shit together. Good, good. 977 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:53,564 Then start changing right now, 978 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:54,865 'cause this guy coming up here 979 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:56,467 is one of my biggest clients, okay? 980 00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:58,235 Imprint Industries. He's a good guy. 981 00:53:58,303 --> 00:53:59,937 Hey! Ted. 982 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:01,372 How are you there? Good to see you. 983 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,140 Fine. I was hoping I'd get to see you here. 984 00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:05,376 Well, yeah. This is my new partner, Jaime Bashant. 985 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,144 Hi, how do you do? My pleasure. 986 00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:08,579 Come on. 987 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:10,548 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 988 00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,788 It was like three years ago they used to hold these things in motel lobbies. 989 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:19,790 That's right. Yeah. 990 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,661 It was in the... 991 00:54:24,462 --> 00:54:25,930 A long time... 992 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,432 Forget it. 993 00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:29,834 Yeah, sure have come a long way. 994 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,901 Oh, yeah, you bet. 995 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,136 Yeah, we really have. 996 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:34,171 Speaking of long way, 997 00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,573 I'll bet you that old system you have up there in White Plains 998 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,974 is about ready to give up the ghost. 999 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:38,275 (CHUCKLING) 1000 00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:39,777 Well, you might be right, but I'm not sure 1001 00:54:39,844 --> 00:54:41,712 we need to replace the entire system. 1002 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,581 Well, Toby, I think you should reconsider. 1003 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,516 Hey, we're not buying any of this horseshit 1004 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,852 that you're doling out, you cocksucker. 1005 00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,654 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Ted? 1006 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,656 He's kidding. 1007 00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:54,191 We've got like 20 companies lined up to do business with us. 1008 00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:56,293 He does that thing... 1009 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,996 You know, why don't you just go and sell blue-haired old soap bags 1010 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:03,033 to ladies, old ladies with gray hair who piss their pants. 1011 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,735 I'm gone. 1012 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,404 Yeah, well. Your stomach's making me turn. 1013 00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:11,241 (CHUCKLES) He'll be back. 1014 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,013 What? 1015 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,116 You prick. 1016 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:23,821 You weak, fucking, Midwestern 1017 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:27,558 bad suit and stupid haircut motherfucking prick! 1018 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,093 Ted. 1019 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,428 You know how important that fucking guy is to us? 1020 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:33,163 I'm just trying to be like you. 1021 00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:34,699 What? 1022 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,002 You fuck. 1023 00:55:39,404 --> 00:55:43,908 Wow, you really are a fucking loser. 1024 00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:58,255 How the fuck did I get stuck with this guy? 1025 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:02,760 (TOILET FLUSHING) 1026 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:07,998 Fucking waste of time, these conferences. 1027 00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:14,605 But they make great theater, right? 1028 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:27,585 You look familiar. 1029 00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:29,053 You work for me? 1030 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:31,255 No, I'm over at Bineview. 1031 00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:34,324 Bineview. Yeah. 1032 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,528 Our illustrious neighbor. 1033 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,737 (MOANING) 1034 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,651 (GASPING) 1035 00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:02,720 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1036 00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:03,988 Food. 1037 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:11,228 What do you need here, man? Jaime. 1038 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,763 Hey, Ted. 1039 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,599 Hey. 1040 00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:17,267 I'm sorry to bother you when you're not feeling well. 1041 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,604 No, no, no, no, it's good. Don't worry about it. 1042 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:20,938 Okay. 1043 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,245 Do you want to come in? For a drink? 1044 00:57:28,312 --> 00:57:30,180 Well, I mean, I don't really have anybody here. 1045 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:31,516 I don't have anything here, so... 1046 00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:32,850 I don't keep any alcohol here. 1047 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,785 No, it's all right. Yeah. 1048 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,722 What are you doing? 1049 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,524 I got something for you. 1050 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,928 This. 1051 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,396 Why? 1052 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,965 'Cause you won the bet. 1053 00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:52,670 And I don't even think I'm gonna get one sale at this point. 1054 00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,672 I can't catch you, 1055 00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:57,174 and I even managed to fuck up that easy one that you handed me last week. 1056 00:57:57,241 --> 00:57:59,409 Hey, take this stupid fucking thing. 1057 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:01,478 Jaime, take this. I don't want it. 1058 00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:03,080 Come on, man, this is dumb. Take the thing. 1059 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,215 Jaime, I don't want it. I don't want this. 1060 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,351 I'll see you later, okay? 1061 00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:09,720 Jaime, come on. 1062 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:11,622 Hope you feel better. Bye. 1063 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:33,477 You know, you never told me why you quit teaching. 1064 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:36,947 That was Jaime out there. 1065 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,449 What? 1066 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,385 He stopped by to give me this. 1067 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:42,953 Jesus. 1068 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:45,590 Did he know I was here? 1069 00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:46,957 I don't know. 1070 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:54,364 The guy's out there dying, and we're in here fucking all day. 1071 00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:55,766 Shit. 1072 00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:59,503 I can't believe this. 1073 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:00,938 (SIGHS) 1074 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:11,515 Would you move in here with me? 1075 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:17,087 Just get started with your life right now. 1076 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:19,189 It's not as simple as just packing a bag, Ted. 1077 00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:22,259 I know, but the sooner you do it, the easier it's gonna be. 1078 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:23,527 Trust me, I know it. 1079 00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:25,996 I'm not one of your clients, Ted. 1080 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,966 Don't sell me. 1081 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:32,236 Look, I'm gonna tell him soon, I promise. 1082 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,704 Yeah, it's okay. 1083 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:36,340 I'll make it easier for both of us. Just go. 1084 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:39,977 I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry, too. Just go. 1085 00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:43,748 Come on. Sit down and talk to me. 1086 00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:45,683 Ted. Just go. 1087 00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:54,925 JAIME: My future wife, that bitch, wants to take some time off. 1088 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:56,460 Remember something, kid. 1089 00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:58,428 Marriage is not an accomplishment. 1090 00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:01,031 It's a choice. And it's the wrong one. 1091 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,702 Fuck this place. 1092 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,536 Hey, Ted, you're on your way to Frogers, right? 1093 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,705 Fuck off. 1094 01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:09,273 Hey, Ted, this is important. 1095 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,441 Come on, we gotta close this deal! I'm serious! 1096 01:00:11,508 --> 01:00:13,010 I'm just sick and tired of dealing with this shit. 1097 01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:14,645 I never even wanted to move to New York. 1098 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,847 She's the one that convinced me to take this job. 1099 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,115 Why was I dealing with her? 1100 01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:19,316 I don't know what I was thinking. 1101 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:20,517 I've gotta fucking stand up to this bitch 1102 01:00:20,584 --> 01:00:22,386 or she's gonna walk all over me. 1103 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:23,988 (MUTTERING) Then she fucking delays the wedding. 1104 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:25,890 Who the fuck is she to delay the wedding? 1105 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:27,758 Hey, guys. Hold up. 1106 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:28,859 What do you want? 1107 01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:30,227 Yeah, what do you want? 1108 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:31,495 Nothing, really. 1109 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,363 I just wanted to say goodbye. 1110 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:34,431 They let me go. 1111 01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:35,900 They did? 1112 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,935 Yeah, they're slashing people left and right. 1113 01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,037 I mean, it's happening in every office from here to Tacoma. 1114 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:42,006 Why don't you try Guardia? 1115 01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:43,640 I don't think they hit their affirmative action quota yet. 1116 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:46,110 Yeah, Poncho. 1117 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:48,846 Fuck you. At least I made one sale. 1118 01:00:48,913 --> 01:00:51,481 Who's your wife banging to keep your job? 1119 01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,518 What the fuck was that for? 1120 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:55,753 (GRUNTS) 1121 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:56,921 Sorry. 1122 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,155 (GRUNTS) 1123 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:02,626 Fuck this, I'm out of here. 1124 01:01:02,693 --> 01:01:03,961 What are you fucking looking at? 1125 01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:05,629 Just fuck off. 1126 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,299 You want some, too? 1127 01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,482 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1128 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:32,522 (KNOCKING REPEATEDLY) 1129 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,998 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1130 01:01:57,782 --> 01:02:00,350 Your fish seemed so lonely. I just... 1131 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:08,525 I'm sorry. 1132 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:26,877 I'm gonna ask him to move out tonight. 1133 01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:34,351 Is that what you want? 1134 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,883 They finally fired that son of a bitch Jaime. 1135 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:07,617 Bastard. What? 1136 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:09,619 You made it to the final round of interviews. 1137 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,988 Well, I can't baby-sit you forever. 1138 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,857 Congratulations. 1139 01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:14,758 We're having our worst quarter ever and he's getting a promotion? 1140 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,894 Capitalism at its finest. 1141 01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:18,829 You get to go off to Chicago while I'm stuck with that son of a bitch, 1142 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,931 who, by the way, missed his last three appointments. 1143 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:22,833 I know, John. You did everything you could. 1144 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,634 The guy cost us Imprint Industries for Christ's sakes. 1145 01:03:24,701 --> 01:03:26,536 I get it. I understand. 1146 01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:28,138 Listen, another thing, don't worry about this quarter, 1147 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:30,474 'cause I got Glyrade and I've got Parker Plastics 1148 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:33,043 and I've got Lange all coming in, next 10 days. 1149 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,444 All right. Good, good. 1150 01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:36,246 Well, looks like he's back on track, huh? 1151 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,115 Thank God. 1152 01:03:38,182 --> 01:03:39,483 Yeah, when your sales start to get low like his have, 1153 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:41,018 you're forced to be nice. 1154 01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:44,354 Yeah? Then why are you still such a prick? 1155 01:03:47,557 --> 01:03:48,825 Fuck her. 1156 01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:51,295 Warned you not to go there. 1157 01:03:51,361 --> 01:03:52,930 She's got a point. Fuck off. 1158 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:56,333 TED: So, you ready for lunch? 1159 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,869 We've got reservations at Mimosa in about 20 minutes. 1160 01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,570 Not exactly. 1161 01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:03,807 Why? What's the matter? 1162 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:06,176 (CHATTERING ON TV) 1163 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,383 (IMITATING GUNFIRE) 1164 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,589 What's he doing here? 1165 01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,825 He came over early this morning, crying. 1166 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:24,594 What was I supposed to do, kick him out? 1167 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,997 (SIGHS) 1168 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:28,398 Did you know he'd been fired yesterday? 1169 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:29,599 I know, I know. 1170 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,701 You know, I did everything I could. 1171 01:04:31,768 --> 01:04:33,837 Well, now he's come to the conclusion that life has no meaning. 1172 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:36,540 He won't take his anti-depressants. 1173 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,309 This is exactly what I was afraid of. 1174 01:04:41,445 --> 01:04:43,380 All right. What do you want me to do? 1175 01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:47,617 Just, can you get him off my hands for a little bit, please? 1176 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:50,654 Okay. What about lunch? 1177 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,822 I need your help, please. 1178 01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,460 Okay. All right. 1179 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,497 Okay. Let me do this. 1180 01:05:01,966 --> 01:05:03,333 He takes anti-depressants? 1181 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,203 Yeah, he tells everybody they're vitamins. 1182 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:09,173 No wonder he's so happy all the time. 1183 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,109 Hey! Hey! Riker! 1184 01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:13,510 What the fuck are you doing here? 1185 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,678 I just... 1186 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,879 Do you mind? 1187 01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:18,848 Oh, sorry. 1188 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:22,252 I heard about the job, and I just wanted to see how you're doing. 1189 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,787 Well, you know. 1190 01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:26,490 Hey, listen, come on. Let's get out of here. 1191 01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:28,258 Why? 1192 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:30,427 No, come on. Let's get... I got food, I can sketch. 1193 01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:31,728 Bring your sketch pad. 1194 01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:32,829 Really? 1195 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,264 I'm starved. I'm buying. 1196 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,733 That's a great idea, man. I'd like that. 1197 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,235 Let's go. 1198 01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,471 No, I'm gonna stay here. 1199 01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,577 Come on. Come on. 1200 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,579 You need to get out of here, cheer you up or something. Come on. 1201 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:52,049 What are you so happy about? I don't know. 1202 01:05:52,116 --> 01:05:53,850 Just in a good mood, I guess. 1203 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:55,719 Nobody's fucking happy, Ted. 1204 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,787 Nobody is fucking happy. 1205 01:05:57,854 --> 01:05:59,489 Someone told me that once. 1206 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:04,394 Matter of fact, I'm gonna drive, okay? 1207 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,962 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1208 01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:09,033 All right. See you later, honey. 1209 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:10,367 Be good. Come on. 1210 01:06:10,434 --> 01:06:11,735 Okay. 1211 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:12,969 Wow. 1212 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,875 (HONKING HORN) 1213 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,846 Move it! Watch the fucking road. 1214 01:06:23,947 --> 01:06:26,050 Don't you think... 1215 01:06:26,116 --> 01:06:29,219 Don't you think that you're taking this misery thing a little too far? 1216 01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:30,687 How dour should I be? 1217 01:06:30,754 --> 01:06:32,989 My fiancee is seeing someone. 1218 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,192 Who, Belisa? 1219 01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:38,095 Please, I found a book of matches in her coat pocket 1220 01:06:38,162 --> 01:06:40,030 from some restaurant in Atlantic City. 1221 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:42,332 She's not smart enough to find AC on her own. 1222 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:44,334 Wait, you snooped through her things? 1223 01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,303 Hell, yeah, I did. 1224 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:48,072 Aren't you the one who said that I shouldn't trust anybody? 1225 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,906 Yeah, but... Especially a woman? 1226 01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,508 Is that what you said? 1227 01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:54,544 Yeah, but I mean, when I said that... 1228 01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:58,014 I have a pretty good idea who it is, too. 1229 01:06:58,082 --> 01:06:59,483 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1230 01:06:59,549 --> 01:07:02,052 My honeymoon is supposed to be next week. 1231 01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:05,789 I should be packing for Jamaica this very fucking minute! 1232 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,724 Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1233 01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,826 Watch this fucking... You're right up on the guy's ass! 1234 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:12,362 Watch the fucking road. Keep your hands on the wheel! 1235 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,697 Why, Ted? 1236 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:14,764 Why what? Why what? 1237 01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:17,201 Why? Why what? 1238 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:19,469 Why doesn't Belisa love me anymore? 1239 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:20,904 I've given her everything! 1240 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:23,140 I've given her my heart, my soul! 1241 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:25,275 I gave her a Toyota Celica hatchback 1242 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:27,244 with leather seats and a CD player! 1243 01:07:27,311 --> 01:07:29,546 I'm the one who brought her to fucking New York! 1244 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:31,781 And now she doesn't even care if I live or die! 1245 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:33,150 Hey, whoa, whoa, watch the road! 1246 01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:34,651 (CAR HONKING) Watch the fucking road! 1247 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,686 Pull the fucking car over here! I wanna drive! 1248 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,888 I wanna drive the fucking car! 1249 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,127 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1250 01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:45,795 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1251 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:47,497 What are we doing at Bineview? 1252 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:48,898 Let's just say that 1253 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:51,535 I have some unfinished business to take care of. 1254 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:12,449 Hey, Ted, hang on. 1255 01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:19,356 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1256 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:21,291 What the hell is going on in there? There? Oh, nothing. 1257 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:23,227 Let's just say that I left John a proper goodbye present. 1258 01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:24,494 Hey, let me tell you something right now. 1259 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:25,762 I don't want to be a part of any... 1260 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:27,264 I want you to know that I've come 1261 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:29,966 to a decision about my so-called fiancee. 1262 01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:33,603 What's that? 1263 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,372 I'm gonna kill her. 1264 01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,707 Hey, man, I don't want to hear that crazy shit. 1265 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:39,843 (LAUGHING) Relax, man. 1266 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,879 I'm not gonna kill her. 1267 01:09:45,114 --> 01:09:46,416 I'm not gonna do that. 1268 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:47,884 I'm just gonna maim that cunt. 1269 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:49,286 Don't talk like that, man! 1270 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,521 I'm serious. Don't fucking say that shit. 1271 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,023 (LAUGHING) 1272 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,095 You should see your face. Let's go get lunch. 1273 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:01,698 Let's get out of this shithole. Come on, man. 1274 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:02,999 (ENGINE STARTING) 1275 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:06,936 (PHONE RINGING) 1276 01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:09,439 TED: Hello? 1277 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:11,441 BELISA: Hey. It's me. 1278 01:10:12,008 --> 01:10:13,209 Hey. 1279 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:18,147 How you doing? I'm fine. 1280 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,349 Is he gone? 1281 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,751 Yeah, he left this afternoon. 1282 01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:24,321 You okay? 1283 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:26,122 I'm fine. 1284 01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:27,324 I'm worried about you. 1285 01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:28,625 Me? 1286 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,394 I'm worried about you. 1287 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,763 (SIGHS) 1288 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:36,800 When he left, all he took was his hunting knife. 1289 01:10:39,303 --> 01:10:42,238 That's all right. I can handle myself. 1290 01:10:42,306 --> 01:10:44,774 (RATTLING AT DOOR) I know you can. 1291 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:51,114 It's just he has this, you know, dark side to him. 1292 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:54,651 You should see some of the shit he's been drawing. 1293 01:10:57,821 --> 01:11:00,690 I wouldn't want anything to happen to you. 1294 01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,996 Because I think I'm... 1295 01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:13,069 I think I'm... 1296 01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:16,373 You know. Forget it. 1297 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,644 I gotta go. 1298 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:24,113 I should probably go. I'll talk to you later. 1299 01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:25,515 Okay. 1300 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:29,052 Good night. 1301 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:00,183 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1302 01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:06,155 Twenty-five years in this business, 1303 01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:08,024 I never witnessed anything so horrible. 1304 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:09,158 From 30 to eight. 1305 01:12:09,225 --> 01:12:11,127 I knew I should have sold. 1306 01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,996 I'm never hiring a fucking relative as a stockbroker again. 1307 01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:15,465 I'm going to kill the cocksucker this Christmas. 1308 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:16,966 What am I gonna tell my ex-wives? 1309 01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:20,136 Oh, fuck them. I am really screwed. 1310 01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,971 Hey. Whisper numbers say we're going to lose 1311 01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,740 60 cents per share this quarter. 1312 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:26,610 And those pricks have decided to close Chicago. 1313 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,144 The management job is off. 1314 01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:30,013 Those miserable cocksuckers. 1315 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:31,481 See you, Rog. 1316 01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,684 Who's your junkie boyfriend? 1317 01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:36,219 What? That's Richards from the Southwest office. 1318 01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:37,487 You've got to be shitting me. 1319 01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:38,788 No. He was up for Chicago, too. 1320 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,424 Hey, you think we have it bad, 1321 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:43,760 that guy just lost his home, his wife and his kid. 1322 01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:46,730 Look, when are we gonna be able to start selling that fucking thing? 1323 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,498 Hey, have any of you guys seen Ted? 1324 01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:49,799 ALL: No. 1325 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,200 Well, neither has Parker Plastics. 1326 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:53,503 He was supposed to close them today. 1327 01:12:53,570 --> 01:12:54,738 Our biggest client. 1328 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:55,805 John, how's it going in there? 1329 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,774 Not very fucking good. 1330 01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:00,444 What the fuck is going on around here? 1331 01:13:11,254 --> 01:13:14,257 Hey, I was in an appointment when you called. 1332 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,660 You all right? 1333 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,531 No, not really. 1334 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:24,434 What's the matter? 1335 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,239 I'm moving back to Ohio. 1336 01:13:33,777 --> 01:13:37,280 He showed up at 5:00 this morning and... 1337 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:38,815 He needs to be with family. 1338 01:13:38,882 --> 01:13:40,283 I can't handle this on my own. 1339 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:43,052 I just... I can't abandon him. 1340 01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:46,389 I'm sorry. 1341 01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:48,424 When? 1342 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:52,962 Tomorrow. 1343 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:17,921 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1344 01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:19,288 Belisa. 1345 01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:24,127 It was because of a woman. 1346 01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:26,730 What? 1347 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,364 You asked me why I never went back to teaching 1348 01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:30,834 and never moved to Italy. 1349 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:33,069 It was because of a woman. 1350 01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:39,042 I woke up one day and she was just gone. 1351 01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:44,080 We were living on a teacher's salary 1352 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:47,917 and money never really meant anything to me. 1353 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:50,887 She said it didn't mean anything to her, either. 1354 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:56,025 She lied. 1355 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:05,134 So I've been carrying around all this anger, all this hurt. 1356 01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:12,208 And I used that as an excuse to be cold and hard. 1357 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,815 Son of a bitch. 1358 01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,793 Let me show you what I've been hiding all these years, okay? 1359 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,396 Deep inside. 1360 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,011 I'm really... 1361 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:53,349 I'm sorry, Ted. I'm sorry. 1362 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,453 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1363 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:01,625 I'm really sorry. 1364 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:26,783 (SIREN WAILING) 1365 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:42,966 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1366 01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:11,094 Hey, Ted, where you been? 1367 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,096 I've been, you know, doing stuff. 1368 01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:14,898 I've been around. 1369 01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:18,301 You do realize that the quarter closes on Friday? 1370 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:20,203 Yeah, I know. 1371 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:24,640 (SIGHS) So, we lost Parker Plastics. 1372 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:28,778 I sent Breckenridge, totally fucked the whole thing up. 1373 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:31,447 What... What do you hear on Lange? 1374 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:35,752 On Lange? I'm gonna head up there now. 1375 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:37,821 Good, good. 'Cause we can use every dollar. 1376 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:40,023 Well, well, well. Yeah, I know. 1377 01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:42,992 If it isn't Willy Loman, huh? 1378 01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:45,594 Look, Willy, 1379 01:17:48,297 --> 01:17:51,534 why don't you get yourself a bowl of soup on me? Hmm? 1380 01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:54,971 (LAUGHING) Huh? 1381 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,240 TED: You know what? 1382 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:10,787 You know, I've been a prick to you for a long time. 1383 01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:21,798 And, you know, maybe I didn't have a right to be. I don't know. 1384 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:27,804 I don't know. 1385 01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:32,008 Sorry. 1386 01:18:32,075 --> 01:18:33,409 See you, John. 1387 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:43,186 How the mighty have fallen. 1388 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,889 If he doesn't sign his next two deals, 1389 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,691 this is gonna be the next office they close. 1390 01:19:18,621 --> 01:19:20,289 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1391 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,894 Jaime went back to Ohio. 1392 01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:31,667 I stayed. 1393 01:19:57,660 --> 01:19:59,295 What's going on? 1394 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:03,732 Hey, John. 1395 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,234 What's going on? 1396 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,136 Fuck off. 1397 01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:09,805 What happened? What do you mean, what happened? 1398 01:20:09,873 --> 01:20:14,243 I told you how important this quarter was, you motherfucker. 1399 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,445 I was the first one to go. 1400 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,051 I don't believe this. 1401 01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:25,421 Yeah, well, believe it, sunshine. 1402 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:28,557 Those pricks upstairs didn't put up much of a fight. 1403 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:31,995 Breckenridge is our number one salesman for fuck's sake. 1404 01:20:33,096 --> 01:20:34,697 How'd Leguzza pull this off? 1405 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,966 Mezzanine financing. 1406 01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:38,734 It wasn't even a stock swap. 1407 01:20:38,801 --> 01:20:41,304 The price was so low they came up with the cash. 1408 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:46,042 Every division's sales from here to Seattle, way down. 1409 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:50,013 The DLX 179 is gonna make them a fucking fortune. 1410 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,915 They're not even gonna need a sales force. 1411 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:54,517 Fucking Breckenridge! What the hell was I doing? 1412 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:55,919 (GROANS) 1413 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:01,925 That is for putting up with your shit for three years, 1414 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,493 you miserable cocksucker. 1415 01:21:25,314 --> 01:21:27,716 MAN: All I had to do was dangle a young blonde 1416 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:30,319 in front of that sick fuck Crosby from Trenton. 1417 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:33,522 He took the bait, hook, line and sinker. 1418 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:35,791 His trial starts next week. 1419 01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:40,163 WOMAN: It was only a matter of time 1420 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,565 before I got Richards hooked back on the white powder. 1421 01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:44,667 (CHUCKLING) Sobriety is so easy to cure. 1422 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,069 MAN 2: Pretty good. 1423 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:48,137 But I got the number one guy from Tacoma 1424 01:21:48,204 --> 01:21:51,107 to gamble away his home, his car, even his kid's dental plan. 1425 01:21:51,174 --> 01:21:54,877 Last I heard, he was living downtown in an empty refrigerator box. 1426 01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:56,512 (MAN 2 CHUCKLING) 1427 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:57,947 MAN 3: Well, that little lady from the Nashville office 1428 01:21:58,014 --> 01:21:59,882 still thinks she's having my baby. 1429 01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:01,384 That phony doctor had her so convinced, 1430 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:04,787 she started having morning sickness. 1431 01:22:04,853 --> 01:22:06,689 As soon as sales dipped below 60 mil for the quarter, 1432 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,291 the stock plummeted. 1433 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:10,426 Bineview's market cap value dropped almost 30% 1434 01:22:10,493 --> 01:22:11,660 from this time last year. 1435 01:22:11,727 --> 01:22:13,162 Excellent. 1436 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:25,408 LEGUZZA: (CHUCKLING) I really enjoyed the last three months. 1437 01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:29,178 I don't think I have ever had that much fucking fun. 1438 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:34,117 So tell us, Artie, how did you come up with such a brilliant plan? 1439 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:39,055 Funny enough, it was when the wife and I were in Zimbabwe on vacation. 1440 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:42,791 She'd been driving me crazy to see these fucking elephants in the wild 1441 01:22:42,858 --> 01:22:44,727 ever since we first got married. 1442 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:49,798 So one day we're tracking this herd with the park rangers. 1443 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:53,169 Now, if you know anything about elephants, 1444 01:22:53,236 --> 01:22:57,873 you know they eat up to a ton of vegetation every single day. 1445 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:01,010 Now if the authorities let them keep eating like that, 1446 01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:04,147 there wouldn't be a single shrub left in the park. 1447 01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:06,882 It's a damn shame. 1448 01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:10,519 Belisa! 1449 01:23:12,921 --> 01:23:15,124 LEGUZZA: So, as fucked up as it sounds, 1450 01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:20,629 these rangers have to kill hundreds of elephants every year 1451 01:23:20,696 --> 01:23:23,332 just so the others don't starve to death. 1452 01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:28,904 What they do is they maim the leaders of the herd, 1453 01:23:28,971 --> 01:23:32,508 and with the leaders out of commission the others... 1454 01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:33,842 Belisa. 1455 01:23:33,909 --> 01:23:37,213 ...become helpless and confused, 1456 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:41,917 unaware of the bloody carnage going on all around them. 1457 01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:49,658 It's an amazing sight. 1458 01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:52,561 They call it culling. 1459 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:56,299 Belisa! 1460 01:23:56,365 --> 01:24:00,002 I knew Bineview's DLX technology 1461 01:24:00,069 --> 01:24:04,307 was gonna forever revolutionize our industry. 1462 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:05,941 And I also knew 1463 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:13,616 I wasn't gonna pay their asking price for the company. 1464 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:15,184 Huh? 1465 01:24:15,251 --> 01:24:16,719 So I figured 1466 01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:20,389 if you can cull elephants, 1467 01:24:22,024 --> 01:24:24,327 why not salesmen? 1468 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,096 Do you know where I can get something to eat around here? 1469 01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:29,465 Cafeteria's on two. 1470 01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:30,833 Who the fuck is that guy? 1471 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,268 That's the top man from Baton Rouge. 1472 01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:33,569 Those miserable cocksuckers. 1473 01:24:33,636 --> 01:24:35,338 Who's your junkie boyfriend? 1474 01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:37,340 What? That's Richards from the Southwest office. 1475 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,242 Well, you definitely targeted the right leaders. 1476 01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:44,313 Those 10 were responsible for 42% of Bineview's sales. 1477 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,615 He desperately wanted to be in show business, 1478 01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:48,651 so I got him to drop every one of his clients 1479 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:51,254 and begin rehearsing seven days a week. 1480 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,723 The schmuck actually thinks he's opening for Cher next month in Reno. 1481 01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,759 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) Now that was a good one. 1482 01:24:56,825 --> 01:25:00,896 But I think we all know where the best job of all was done. 1483 01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,865 LEGUZZA: You get close to them. 1484 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:08,371 You find out who they really are. 1485 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:10,939 And then you tear their insides out. 1486 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:19,848 JAIME: Oh, yes, it was a thing of beauty. 1487 01:25:19,915 --> 01:25:22,117 I just don't know how you pulled it off. 1488 01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:23,852 People are weak and vulnerable. 1489 01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:25,754 They're the ones that make it easy to pull off. 1490 01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:27,390 Yeah, but Riker. 1491 01:25:28,023 --> 01:25:29,625 Ted? 1492 01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:31,527 The thing about Ted is that 1493 01:25:31,594 --> 01:25:35,063 he's just naive enough not to care about money, 1494 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:39,635 which made it all the more challenging for both of us. 1495 01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:42,538 You should have seen her with the books. 1496 01:25:51,113 --> 01:25:54,517 JAIME: Every time he fucked her, 1497 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,785 he'd offer me one of his clients. 1498 01:25:56,852 --> 01:26:00,523 And every time, I'd just piss them away. 1499 01:26:00,589 --> 01:26:03,426 A salesman with a conscience, talk about impotent. 1500 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,461 (PEOPLE LAUGH) Hey, a little respect. 1501 01:26:05,528 --> 01:26:07,930 JAIME: He's one of the sharpest motherfuckers I ever met. 1502 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:12,535 Bright, charismatic, heart of a poet. Hell, I'd fuck him. 1503 01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:14,637 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1504 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:25,147 Once she got her tentacles in him, it was all over. 1505 01:26:25,214 --> 01:26:30,219 She did. She just loved him. 1506 01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:34,757 You dump him and then she walked all over him. 1507 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,428 He didn't know which way to turn. 1508 01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:41,897 Hey, pal. 1509 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:45,268 Hey, I just remembered. 1510 01:26:45,334 --> 01:26:48,304 He wrote you a poem. It came in the mail. 1511 01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:49,838 It's pretty good. 1512 01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:53,342 It goes like this. 1513 01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:56,178 "You've got gold inside of you 1514 01:26:56,245 --> 01:26:59,214 "If you look deep enough, you'll see 1515 01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:02,017 "There's some gold inside me, too" 1516 01:27:02,084 --> 01:27:03,819 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1517 01:27:24,507 --> 01:27:26,675 There's no one better than your team 1518 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:30,045 at finding someone's Achilles' heel. 1519 01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,614 JAIME: I taught them well. 1520 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,617 If you look deep enough, you'll find it. 1521 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,953 Some people need drugs. 1522 01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:39,622 Others need love. 1523 01:27:40,956 --> 01:27:43,258 Others have an affinity for 1524 01:27:43,326 --> 01:27:48,063 young, well-built Korean boys. 1525 01:27:49,898 --> 01:27:52,134 What the fuck? Hey, easy. Easy. 1526 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,303 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 1527 01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,339 It will never get out. 1528 01:27:56,405 --> 01:28:01,076 That is of course unless our money does not arrive by 9:00 a.m. 1529 01:28:26,369 --> 01:28:28,036 (HORNS HONKING) 1530 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,782 (INAUDIBLE) 1531 01:28:55,197 --> 01:28:56,432 Ted. 1532 01:28:59,368 --> 01:29:00,603 Ted. 1533 01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:59,462 (TED READING) 1534 01:30:56,118 --> 01:30:57,753 Nice to see you again. 1535 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,421 (SOBBING) Help me, please. 1536 01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:36,692 Oh, please, oh, God. Help me, please. 1537 01:32:41,624 --> 01:32:44,392 (WHERE DID YOU GO PLAYING) 105463