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**
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-God, I hate Fashion Week.
Excuse me.
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Person who looks like
a person coming through.
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Really?
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Usually I'm
the best-dressed one here.
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I'm the "Where'd you get
that jacket" guy?
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But this week I'm the "Why'd
you get that jacket" guy?
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-Best dressed? Only 'cause
they make me wear this.
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I'm actually a style maven.
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Turned my bathroom
into a second closet.
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Now I use the toilet downstairs
at the Burger King.
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-Are you eating a turkey leg
or is that
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what a regular chicken leg
looks like in your hand?
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-Had a lunch date
at Medieval Times.
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If that wasn't bad enough, the
guy was very rude to our wench.
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-So getting back out there
isn't going great.
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-It's these day dates.
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The only men free
in the middle of the day
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are midlife-crisis divorcees,
single dads,
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and late-in-life
college students.
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-I'm standing right here.
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-You're cool.
Where'd you get that jacket?
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-And I'm back.
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-You got to hang in there,
Judge.
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Dating in the real world
is tough.
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It's certainly not a fairy tale.
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-Aren't you dating a prince?
-He's a duke.
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But it's nothing
like the stories.
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His stepmother is lovely
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and not at all threatened
by his good looks --
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even though my man
is fair as hell.
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-I know dating now is just apps
and DMs,
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but sometimes I wish
there was a little more magic
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to the process.
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-Like a mysterious man
comes knocking at your window,
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and he's wet and handsome
and right there?
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[ Hand thudding ]
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-He's good-looking.
Let him in.
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-Thank you.
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You won't believe how hard it is
to get people
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to let a strange man
climb through their window
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in this city.
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-With that hat, I thought
you were about to dance.
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-My name is Martini,
like the drink.
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-My names's Abby,
like where nuns live.
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You know,
there's something about you
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that weirdly feels like we've...
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Have we met before?
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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-Oh. Paparazzi.
They found me. Got to go.
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-Is that fairy tale enough
for you?
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He even left a slipper.
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-Doesn't count.
It's not glass.
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[ Glass breaking ]
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Oh!
Guess it was.
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**
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-Well, well, well.
Look what the cat...
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threw up on.
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-Every dry cleaner in town
is booked for Fashion Week.
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Where are you taking
your laundry?
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-These are lesser jackets.
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I'm donating them to the charity
in the cafeteria.
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-Wow. You're helping total
strangers instead of me, huh?
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Huh. See if I ever do you
a favor again.
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-Let's go over the definition
of "again" and possibly "favor."
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-You. You're my lawyer.
Who are you wearing?
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Don't answer that.
I already know, and I love it.
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Did we win?
-Win?
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Walking into this building sort
of takes winning off the table.
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It must be Erika Ellis.
How did you get out of holding?
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-You answered that yourself.
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I'm Erika Ellis, editor
of Better Than Youmagazine.
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-Magazine? Well, on behalf
of everyone here,
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thank you for defeating
the Internet.
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-Mm.
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-Forgive me
if I'm not impressed.
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-Dan, what's the deal
with your dry --
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-Away.
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-Okay.
Now I'm impressed.
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Been trying to get people
to leave me alone for years.
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You do it with two syllables.
Show me your ways.
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-You get these ludicrous
charges dropped,
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and I'll teach you
everything I know.
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-Winning's gonna be tough.
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I mean, you're not what lawyers
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or humanity would call
a sympathetic figure.
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And unfortunately, the judge,
she's a person.
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-The People vs. Erika Ellis.
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-Your Honor,
the defendant is charged
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with misdemeanor assault.
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Also let the record show --
mean.
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-Uh, Your Honor, I think assault
is a bit too much.
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The victim was an exotic bird.
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And who hasn't wanted to throw
a phone at a peacock?
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They just think they're
so much better than us.
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-Your client has a history
of violent outbursts.
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She's thrown phones at Davids
Beckham, Copperfield,
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and Schwimmer.
-Two out of anger...
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one out of love.
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-The defense would like to ask
for a continuance
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so that I may confer
with my client.
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-Dan Fielding wants to spend
more time with a client?
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Sure. Let's get weird.
We'll reconvene tomorrow.
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-Badges, leather, handcuffs.
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Where have you been
my whole life?
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-Right here, baby.
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-[ Chuckles ]
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A date with a deejay?
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That at least
must have been fun.
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-Deejays aren't as much fun
during the day.
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They're just some guy in a deli
yelling,
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"Put your burger-flippin' hands
in the air!"
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[ Thudding ]
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-Did you hear that?
-I swear I killed that possum.
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Unless he was faking it,
which would be so him.
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-It's just me.
I was hiding from the press.
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But I fell asleep
on what I thought was a pillow
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and now know is a possum.
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-Now I recognize you.
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You're Martini Toddwallis, the
famous British fashion designer.
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-You probably know me from
my revolutionary concept show,
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"Anything Can Be Pants."
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-You know, I've always had
an idea for a shirt that's pizza
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so when you spill pizza on it,
no one's the wiser.
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-That's incredible.
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Not the idea, but what your --
your mouth is doing.
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-You mean smiling?
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-I don't see a lot of that
in my line of work.
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You're different
than most girls I know.
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You're -- You're upbeat.
You make eye contact.
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You haven't snorted any cocaine
this entire conversation.
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-I'll snort --
when something's really funny.
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Have you seen that commercial
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where the guy stops us
from turning into our parents?
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[ Snorts ]
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-It's so real.
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-You'reso real.
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Would you like to have dinner
with me tonight?
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-She'd love to.
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-Till then.
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-Why did you say yes for me?
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-Because I was worried
you'd say no.
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And this guy's into you.
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-I mean, he ischarming
and cute.
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But it just feels like
we're from two different worlds.
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He's from high fashion,
and I'm from "hi" fashion.
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-Well, that's what
makes it so exciting.
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Take me and the duke.
I never owned a castle.
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He owns so many,
one of them is just mazes.
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-Doesn't he figure them out?
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-I said my man was fair as hell,
not smart as hell.
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-What's that?
-It's my dry cleaning.
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I need help,
and I know you have a hook-up.
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Everyone's heard you brag about
that dry cleaner you got off
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for using federally banned
chemicals, which he still uses.
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And that's why he's so good.
-That's why he so good.
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-Why would I do this?
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-Do it or I'll haunt you.
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I'll sleep
outside your apartment.
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You think I won't?
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Does this look like a woman
with anything left to lose?
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-All right. Fine. I'll do it.
Just get out of here.
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I have a meeting with a client
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who could actually do something
for me.
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-Oh, my.
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You do need my help.
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Trying to enjoy a quiet moment
alone,
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and that hussy throws her
sweat-soaked pantyhose at you.
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-Story of my life.
Damn this likable face.
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But I've got great news for us.
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I dug up some dirt
on the peacock.
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It has priors.
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It bit three NBC executives
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for using its likeness
without consent.
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-You do good work.
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Okay.
Here's a taste.
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You want to be left alone?
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-What?
I've worn sunglasses before.
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-You've put on sunglasses,
but you've never wornthem.
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They're the same tint
as my shih tzu's Escalade.
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-No.
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Wow!
-Mm-hmm.
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You've closed up
a whole new world for me!
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-You win my case
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and I'll show you
the city's invite-only subway
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and a secret Billy Joel concert
with no between-song patter.
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-It's all I want.
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-You stick with me,
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you'll never have to deal with
another person
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in this city again.
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-Hey, doll, I'm running
the Dress to Progress table.
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We donate clothing
to former convicts.
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Is this your --
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Okay.
Terrific.
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-Damn it.
Olivia's dry cleaning.
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-Oh, I think that's the wrong --
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-[ Sighs ]
Hello. I need to get in there.
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It'll just take a second.
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I don't get it.
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Models are known for walking,
yet none of you move.
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-Anyone named Chloe,
I need you in the cafeteria now.
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-How did you do that?
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-Hold on.
Someone's talking to me.
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-Oh, my God.
It's the headset.
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-He's like a New York 7.
Manitoba 12.
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-So, would you rather live
in the clouds or under the sea?
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-Ooh.
Can I vote land?
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-I always dream
about dressing mermaids.
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I've always hated legs.
They're just so redundant.
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Let's do one at the same time.
-Okay.
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If you could go back
to any historical time period,
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when would you go?
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-Dinosaurs.
-Dinosaurs.
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-If you could invite anyone
to a dinner party,
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who would it be?
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-Dinosaurs.
-Dinosaurs.
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-Back-to-back matches!
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Let's eat to that.
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Oh.
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You wanted to do the romantic
feed-each-other thing.
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I'll get you on the next one.
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You know, this is the most fun
I've had on a date
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in a long time.
-Yeah. Me too.
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Actually, I've never had a date
in a-a, uh...
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W-What do you call this?
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-A cafeteria?
-Oh.
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Sounds like a disease
that cafes get.
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Your world is so fascinating.
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-So is yours.
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You know,
ever since the pizza shirt,
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I came up with lasagna sweater
and spaghetti socks.
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I'm telling you,
this messy-eater market is huge.
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-You know, I have to admit,
ever since I made the world
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forget everything we know
about pants,
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I've been cursed
with terrible designer's block.
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It's like having to lift
a thousand-pound weight
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with my mind
and my mind doesn't have hands.
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-Oh, no.
They're back.
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I got you.
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-Hey, hey, hey.
Chalamet went thataway.
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-You saved me.
-Oh.
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How can I...ever repay you?
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00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:05,373
-I think this is the part
where we...
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-Mm!
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Ooh.
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00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,805
Ahh.
246
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,557
Sigh.
247
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,810
-Did you just say "sigh"?
248
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,062
-Mm-hmm.
249
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,105
-Oh, my God!
You had sex.
250
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,899
[ Laughs ]
-I did!
251
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,609
I did.
It really was like a fairy tale.
252
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,112
It was magical.
He made my dry spell disappear.
253
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,074
-Knock, knock.
I brought you flowers.
254
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,992
[ Chuckles softly ]
Is that right?
255
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,619
I've never dated a girl like
you.
256
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,497
I just assumed you didn't want
a pack of cigarettes.
257
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,125
-Martini, last night was --
-Incredible.
258
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,128
You gave me the mind hands
to lift
259
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:56,216
the thousand-pound weight
of my designer's block.
260
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,761
-You cracked your
designer's block because of me?
261
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,013
Does that make me a muse?
262
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,556
So, what did I inspire?
263
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:08,978
-A total reimagination...
of your robe.
264
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,648
You're better than this plain
black frock, Abby!
265
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,985
Would you do me the honor
of being the future of fashion?
266
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,320
-I'd love to.
267
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,572
I do have
some modeling experience.
268
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:23,034
You know those "before" pictures
at the orthodontist?
269
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,787
Those don't just happen.
270
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,872
-Thank you, my muse.
271
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,378
-Doesn't this seem
a little weird to you?
272
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,756
The day after a fling usually
involves breakfast in bed
273
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,592
and finding your bra.
274
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,721
But this guy wants to make
new clothes for you
275
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,139
so you can save his career.
276
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,349
-I'm an inspiration,
and it's romantic!
277
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,811
He's my Prince Charming, and
he's building me a ball gown --
278
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,146
for work.
279
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,814
-Call me old-fashioned,
280
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,276
but I think that's the job
for the birds and the rats.
281
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,281
Wyatt, you got something
from Amazon Prime.
282
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,325
-Ooh. That was quick.
Check it out, Gurgs.
283
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,829
The solution to all my problems.
284
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,081
They listen to people
in headsets.
285
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,127
Jean-Paul needs you on 12.
286
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,506
Have either of you seen Olivia?
287
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,467
This dry cleaning represents
the last favor
288
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,220
I ever have to do for anyone,
thanks to these babies!
289
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,722
-I haven't seen Olivia,
290
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,891
but I am seeing a lot of people
dressed like her.
291
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,184
Maybe she's a trendsetter.
292
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,272
-Or...I accidentally donated
her dry cleaning to charity
293
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,692
and I'm holding what I assume
is the clothes of a dead lady.
294
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,902
-[ Laughs ]
295
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,403
-You're gonna meet that lady
296
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,113
when Olivia finds out
you lost her clothes,
297
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,324
'cause she's gonna murder you.
298
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,077
And it looks like
she's been practicing.
299
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,578
-Hey, Olivia.
300
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,705
Y-You got some coat
on your blood.
301
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,625
-An animal-rights activist
threw paint on me.
302
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,711
Tell me those are my clothes.
-Oh, yes.
303
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,547
Y-- And you owe me $87.50.
304
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,346
-Judge, court's about to start.
Why aren't you dressed?
305
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,139
-I was about to put on
Martini's design,
306
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,975
which is fabulous -- I think.
I don't know.
307
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,769
Maybe you could tell me
why it's good.
308
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,396
-Mm.
I get it.
309
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,440
It's hard for normies
to appreciate high couture.
310
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,403
That man does not like you.
311
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,407
-It's bad, right?
Why would he do this?
312
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,617
Maybe he's nota prince.
[ Zipper closing ]
313
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,244
Is he still a frog?
314
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,288
But I kissed him.
I reallykissed him.
315
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,332
-This isn't a fairy tale
anymore.
316
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,209
If it is, it's one
of those weird German ones
317
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,919
where you're gonna be baked
into a pie
318
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,295
and I'm gonna have to eat you
319
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,756
'cause the troll turned me
into a goat.
320
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
-Good news.
Erika Ellis is in the courtroom.
321
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,802
W-Why aren't you dressed?
322
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,138
-Marty, there's something
I need to tell you.
323
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,223
-I need to tell you something
first.
324
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,100
Tonight you're not just rescuing
my career.
325
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,353
You're...
You're rescuing my soul.
326
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,314
-Come on, people.
It's showtime.
327
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:02,736
I need you in your looks,
serving face and wor-king it!
328
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,364
God, I love this headset.
329
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,368
Uh, hold off on court.
The judge isn't even dressed.
330
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,370
-Is that connected to anything?
331
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,541
-Jean-Paul needs me on 12.
332
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,669
-Tell me it's gonna look better
on.
333
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,172
-It's gonna look better on.
-Okay.
334
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,965
-It does not look better on.
335
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,558
-Oh, G--
Is this what you're wearing?
336
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,020
I told you to dress down so we
could garner some sympathy.
337
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,899
-Well, these shoes do not
exactly match this jacket.
338
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,318
There's nothing more tragic!
339
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,447
What is hedoing here?
Give me something to throw!
340
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,283
-Stop. Stop. Just -- Just --
Come here. Sit down. Sit down.
341
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,911
Do not let that bird
get into your head!
342
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,788
Go. Go.
Now, look.
343
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,539
We have got this in the bag.
344
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,626
And I know that the prosecution
has been afraid of you
345
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,170
ever since -- I...
346
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,005
I'd guess the '80s.
347
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,799
-What did you do?
348
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,510
Why is there a courthouse full
of ex-cons wearing my clothes
349
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,762
and I look like Huey Lewis'
business manager?
350
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,140
-So, I'll admit that this is
partially my fault.
351
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,811
I realize now that there is
a downside to absolute power.
352
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,396
You want your $87.50 back?
353
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,106
-What I want is to rip out
these shoulder pads
354
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816
and beat you with them!
355
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,485
-You know what? You didn't
have to wear the shoulder pads.
356
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,570
-They make the outfit.
357
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,365
You willmake this up to me.
358
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,243
-All rise. The Honorable
Abby Stone presiding --
359
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,911
in an original piece
360
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,707
from the Martini Toddwallis
spring 2024 collection,
361
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,917
Anything Can Be a Robe.
362
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,716
-Own it.
Own it.
363
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,050
-I'm owning it.
364
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,386
I'm owning it.
365
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,100
-You'll note the feather accents
from the finest Italian pigeons,
366
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,978
drawing inspiration
from the Grim Reaper's cloak,
367
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,273
hearse drapes, and, of course,
Hefty Cinch Saks.
368
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,942
-And I'm the one on trial?
369
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,575
-The People vs. Erika Ellis.
370
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,493
-Counselor,
what are you wearing?
371
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,078
-You really want to play
that game?
372
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,830
-Fair enough.
373
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665
-The victim has yet
to emotionally recover,
374
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,293
but has bravely agreed
to appear today.
375
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,463
-The victim?
That thing should be on trial --
376
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,506
and then grilled
and put on a salad!
377
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,842
[ Peacock calls softly ]
-Calm down.
378
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,636
-Listen.
No one talks to me like that.
379
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,680
You were a nobody
when I met you.
380
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,350
And that goes double
for the big, dumb bird!
381
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,310
[ Peacock squawks ]
-Enough of this.
382
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,312
Order. Order! Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
383
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,689
[ Gavel clattering ]
Lost it in the folds.
384
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,900
[ Peacock caws ]
-I think you're molting
385
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,818
and he sees you as a threat.
386
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,695
[ Dramatic music plays ]
387
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,114
-Why is it looking at me
like that?
388
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,950
[ Peacock squawks ]
[ Music builds ]
389
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,079
Oh! No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
390
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,705
-Save the robe!
391
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,958
-All right.
Guess I'm tasing a peacock.
392
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,379
-I'd have to imagine
this helps my case.
393
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,172
[ Peacock squawks ]
394
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,632
-I'm sorry, Judge.
395
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,217
I feel a little responsible
for all this.
396
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,718
-Oh, that's all right, Gurgs.
397
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,721
It's not every day
you tase a peacock.
398
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,558
You were bound to hit me
a couple t-t-times.
399
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,561
-I meant encouraging you
to date Martini.
400
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,855
-Oh, no.
That was exciting.
401
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,441
I think it's pretty clear
we're not the perfect fit.
402
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,736
-I feel exactly the same way.
403
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,905
Sorry.
I was hiding again.
404
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,241
The paparazzi are
really out of control now
405
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,118
because everybody loved my look.
406
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,744
-I loved it first.
407
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,206
-Abby, we're from
two different worlds.
408
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,750
But I'll never forget
the lesson you taught me.
409
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,669
You shouldn't dress a person
like a bird
410
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,587
when there's a bird in the room.
411
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,466
-We weren't meant to last.
412
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,428
I guess that's why Disney movies
are only 87 minutes long
413
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,471
and mostly singing.
414
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,349
-Till we meet again.
415
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,479
-Guess I'm back on the apps.
416
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,565
After all this, maybe I'll
appreciate a lunch date
417
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:12,444
asking me to "take the
Caesar salad to the next level!"
418
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,195
-Suit yourself.
419
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,322
I was gonna introduce you
to some hot dummies
420
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,824
at the Vogueparty.
421
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,993
-Like we could get into
the Vogueparty.
422
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,914
Can I be your plus-one?
423
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,459
[ Knock on door ]
-Our car is downstairs.
424
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,294
I just need to stop
at the Apple Store.
425
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,589
-My shih tzu needs a new phone.
426
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,966
We're celebrating my acquittal.
427
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,385
-You didn't kill that peacock,
did you?
428
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,764
-Well, Ididn't do anything.
429
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,268
-Can I come with you
to the Vogueparty?
430
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,521
I know how to vogue,
so I'm all set with icebreakers.
431
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,026
-Away.
432
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,364
-Hey, I'm going to that party.
I'm a muse!
433
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,826
**
434
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,829
-Oh, good.
Some of my suits are still here.
435
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,957
Look at her up there,
styled with a paisley scarf.
436
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,752
Don't worry.
We're gonna get you out of here.
437
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,672
-So my very last act
in helping another human being
438
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,715
is gonna be stealing
from a charity.
439
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,842
Is it morally wrong?
Yes.
440
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,345
Are we still gonna do it?
Yes.
441
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,972
Don't you worry.
I got this covered.
442
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,850
Hi...Tiff.
443
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,770
I'd like you to meet
Olivia Moore,
444
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,731
the woman who has made
all of these dreams come true
445
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,526
with her incredibly generous
donations.
446
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,320
-We were wondering
who our mystery hero was.
447
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,572
Everyone, come meet our angel!
448
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,450
-Oh!
-You just made this impossible.
449
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,119
There's no way I can ask
for my stuff back.
450
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,539
-Congratulations.
You've just become a diversion.
451
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,001
-Ms. Moore, do you have
any wisdom to impart
452
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,545
as these women start
their next chapter?
453
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,090
-Well, what can I say
other than you're welcome
454
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:01,720
for giving you that purple
blazer with the gold buttons?
455
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,224
Now, I know that this city
can make you redwith anger.
456
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,395
Mm. Now that you're free, well,
what you really deserve is...
457
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,606
salmon -- not gross pink --
458
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,152
light-orangish-pink, uh,
perfectly cooked,
459
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,570
d-double-breasted salmon.
460
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,656
-Secret subway's leaving!
461
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,325
-Before I go, I'd be happy
to donate this suit.
462
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,745
-I think these women
have been through enough.
463
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,788
-Right.
464
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,165
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