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- Tom.
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Tom!
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Did you hear
anything I just said?
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You've been on your phone
nonstop since we left,
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obsessing over Darla, pathetic.
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- I'm not pathetic.
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Darla got a puppy?
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Aw, they're both so cute.
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- Maybe she doesn't
want to date you anymore
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because you're a stalker.
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- What?
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I love her.
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I have to get her back.
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- So, be the man she wants
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by getting in touch
with your primal self.
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I'll teach you shit this weekend
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she won't be able to resist.
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- Hey, Steve.
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Hey, rockstar.
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Hope you're on a toilet,
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cause you're about
to shit yourself.
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I'm headed to Cabo, Monday,
with those energy drink bottles.
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- You won't be
there for the pitch?
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Relax, you got this.
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Just tell the client
it's gonna go viral.
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- Uh.
- Call you
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when I get back.
- Okay, but, I mean.
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Hasta la vista, baby.
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- Hey, but.
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- Phones are making
us weak, Tom.
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Yo, everyone put your
phone in the bag.
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What?
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- Just, put it in the bag, Hal.
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- Hey, I'm playing Snack Hacker.
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- Kate, curb your
Neanderthal, please.
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- It might be nice for
us to disconnect, Nance.
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You know?
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- My van, my rules.
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It'll be fun, guys.
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We are going to
commune with the nature God.
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- This place looks nice.
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You're the one
who wanted to stop to pee.
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- Is this place even open?
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- I survived Bushy Mountain.
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- Hello, is anybody home?
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Just the map and the jerky.
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Are, you, alive?
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- You'll need water out here.
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- Huh?
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Ya, got plenty of water, bro.
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- Liquid Death?
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- You'll need as much
water as you can get.
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The last thing you wanna
be out here, is thirsty.
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- Murder your thirst.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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- Water.
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You scared?
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- Everybody, grab your shit.
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You brought a rolling suitcase?
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- Yep.
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- Perfect.
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You can take the Liquid Death.
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- What?
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Wait, that's my stuff.
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- Nope, don't need it.
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- Hey, wait a min.
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Dude, come on.
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That's my only clean pair.
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Dude, you're just being a dick.
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There's a
lot of trash out here.
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Yeah, they should
call it Trashy Mountain.
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You're a
trashy mountain.
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Thank you.
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- See?
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Fits real nice.
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And take that.
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This is gonna be great.
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Not a cloud in sight.
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All right, we got about a
five mile trek to campsite.
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What?
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Let's go, party people!
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- Nature Gods!
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We come to you with
booze, babes, and shrooms!
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Down the line.
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Eat it, just eat it.
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- We're all out of water.
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- Wait.
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We could drink
this Liquid Death.
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Liquid Death!
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- Wow.
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So pretty and shiny.
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- Wish me luck, bitches.
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- Brad?
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- This is the queen.
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- Where are the bathrooms?
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- Everywhere?
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Don't forget a shovel
if you go twosies.
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- You guys, if you close your
eyes, they change colors.
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- Okay.
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What's that?
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No.
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It's just the shrooms.
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Just the shrooms.
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Hey, has
anyone seen Nancy?
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- Probably taking a dump.
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- For an hour?
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- All right, I'll
go check on her.
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- She's on a
vacation without me?
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- Vacay, woo!
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- Nancy, is that you?
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- So I just, spilled
water all over both of us
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so she couldn't tell
I pissed the bed.
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- Hey!
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That can out there, moved.
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What?
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- The Liquid Death can.
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- You're just high, Tom.
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- Hi, Tom.
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- What the hell was that?
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- Nothing.
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- Yeah?
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- Great.
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- You're not taking this
trip seriously, Tom.
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Chicks dig rugged guys.
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Trust me.
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Watch this.
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Kate!
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Prime time.
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- He makes us do this
primal, role playing thing,
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where we're both naked and
he can swing a stick around.
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- Gross.
- Nice.
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Gross.
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- Kinda hot.
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- Babe.
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- Coming.
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- Brad.
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- Kate!
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Awhooo!
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Me find you!
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10!
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- There's a mushroom for me,
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and a mushroom for you.
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- Nine!
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- Mushroom for me, and
a mushroom for who?
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- Eight!
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- They're all for me.
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- Seven!
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* Rain on me,
mushrooms, fly away *
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Six!
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Five!
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Four!
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Three!
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- Awhooo!
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- Two!
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One!
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- What the?
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Kate!
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Me find you!
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Kate!
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Kate!
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Where the fuck are you, Kate?
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Kate?
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- Where the hell
is my damn phone?
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- Will you just help
me find Kate, already?
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Kate!
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Where the fuck is she?
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- There's something
going on here, man.
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I don't know if these
Liquid Death cans are alive,
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or evil, or.
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Whoa, shit!
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Oh, shit!
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Is that Kate?
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- Very funny, you got me.
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Get up, Kate, jokes over.
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- This isn't a joke, Brad!
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- All right, well,
here's a joke.
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Good luck to the both of you
getting back in the dark.
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- If I'm made of atoms, and
those trees are made of atoms,
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then I am that tree.
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- Whoa, and I'm these chips.
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- You're eating yourself.
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- Everybody listen!
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The Liquid Death cans
are killing people.
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No, no, they killed Kate!
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And I'm pretty sure
they got Nancy, too.
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Okay.
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- Oh my God.
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They're all loose.
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Run!
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- Oh fuck, what the fuck?
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- Where's Hal?
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- Who cares about
Hal, where are we?
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- Stop!
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I think I hear something.
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Quig, you okay?
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- Where is it?
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- What, what?
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- My fucking hatchet!
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- Oh, fuck!
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Brad!
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Brad, watch out!
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- Move it off me!
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- I can't, its too heavy.
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- They're coming!
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You gotta cut it off.
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- What?
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- Get my hatchet!
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Hurry!
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Do it!
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Do it or I die!
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Tom, now!
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We're so fucked, man!
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- Look!
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Let us in, please!
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- Let us in!
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- Are you guys okay?
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- Do I look okay!?
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- There are a bunch of
cans of water out there
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that are killing people!
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- Liquid Death?
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I know.
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- Thanks.
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- Now, how do we
get out of here?
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- Do you have a vehicle?
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- It's at the south
entrance of the park.
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- I know where that is.
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- So, what happened to you?
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- We bought a case
of Liquid Death
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at this creepy general store.
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- Yeah, that's where
we bought ours.
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- How many cases?
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- A shitload.
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- You guys didn't open
all of the cases, did you?
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Oh my God.
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- You said, "we"?
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- My boyfriend and
I got dropped off
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at the entrance of the park.
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The plan was to
walk up the trail
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and get picked up
on the other side,
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but the cans got him.
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00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,530
- So, you're single.
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- Wait, they didn't attack you?
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- No, and that got me thinking,
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why?
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But then I remembered,
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he littered right
before he was attacked.
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There's something
you should see.
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I caught this one when
I was foraging for food.
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I've been studying.
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On the side of the can it reads,
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death to plastic,
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so I started experimenting.
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See, less than 10% of plastic
actually gets recycled.
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Plastic is not economically
viable to recycle,
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so recycling facilities
simply send it to landfills
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or ship it across oceans
to developing countries.
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Aluminum actually gets recycled
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because it's viable to recycle,
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and can be recycled over
and over, infinitely.
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- Okay, that tracks.
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- The plastic problem has
gotten so bad on Earth
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that the billions
of plastic bottles
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are overflowing into the
underworld, AKA, Hell,
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and ruining the delicate
demon ecosystem.
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So, now, Hell has unleashed
these evil cans on Earth
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to kill plastic pollution, and
anyone that helps cause it.
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Well, that's my theory, anyways.
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- Wait, pretend you
had to pitch this idea
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to a room full of strangers
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and get them hooked
in one sentence.
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- The cans evil is awakened
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by people using
single use plastic.
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- Wait, you're not one of those
marketing fuckbois, are you?
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- I'm in marketing.
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- Advertising is a
disgusting industry,
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full of vapid assholes,
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00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,483
who only want to make a
buck by promoting products
278
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,785
that destroy the environment.
279
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:42,021
- Okay, enough
environmental psycho-babble.
280
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,556
How the hell do we
get out of here?
281
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,293
- If plastic pollution
awakens the cans evil,
282
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,795
then, by that logic,
283
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,831
cleaning up the plastic
should reverse the evil.
284
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,234
If we clean up the plastic
and the cans let us pass,
285
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,502
I can get us to your car.
286
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,170
- Okay.
287
00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,739
We're gonna clean up the woods.
288
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,573
- Seriously?
289
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,508
That's fucking lame.
290
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,176
- I'm not giving up on Darla.
291
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,545
So, pick up a bag
and start cleaning.
292
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:11,517
- But, we'll need
weapons, just in case.
293
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,751
It's working.
294
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,821
This
way to the trail.
295
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,619
Who's that?
296
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,223
- Nancy?
297
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,262
- Hey, guys.
298
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,199
- Nancy!
299
00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,733
- Brad.
300
00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,302
- I've never been so happy to
see your bitchy face before.
301
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:38,770
- Something's wrong.
302
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,806
She never smiles.
303
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,010
Brad, watch out!
304
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:48,714
Brad!
305
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,333
- Oh my God.
306
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,643
The cans, they're
possessing them.
307
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:26,018
- Run!
308
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,254
Holy shit.
309
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,366
Stay back!
310
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:42,969
Guys?
311
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:45,938
Quig?
312
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,207
Hal?
313
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,276
- Hal's not here anymore.
314
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,213
- Seriously,
315
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,783
don't make me do this.
316
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,910
- That wasn't very nice.
317
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,547
- No.
318
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:47,299
Darla, I had the
strangest dream.
319
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:01,947
Let me go!
320
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,018
What do you want from me?
321
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,827
- Your marketing magic.
322
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,569
You Earth dwellers are
hurting our world below
323
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,537
with your plastic pollution.
324
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:28,040
- It's really pissing us off.
325
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:34,046
- We want you to help
us bring the message,
326
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,315
death to plastic,
327
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:40,619
to the world with your
ancient marketing spells.
328
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,553
- What?
329
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:42,988
Ancient marketing spells?
330
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:46,292
- We need the masses to become
addicted to Liquid Death
331
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:50,396
to reverse the damage
caused by you Earth fuckers.
332
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:53,765
- If you conjure your marketing
spells, we'll let you live.
333
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,403
- If you want to sell a product,
334
00:33:57,403 --> 00:34:00,606
first you need to
consumer insight data.
335
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,641
So, social media targeting,
336
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,877
retail slotting
fees, focus groups.
337
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,878
You need to identify.
338
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,014
- What are you talking about?
339
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:10,815
- The marketing plan?
340
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:14,453
- You don't have a spell with
which to entrance the masses?
341
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:19,658
All you have is
a marketing plan?
342
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,130
- This marketing
fuckboi is useless!
343
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,132
- Then we'll just
have to kill him
344
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:31,803
and possess his small,
yet boney man shell,
345
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,572
and do it ourself.
346
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,974
- Agreed.
347
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,208
Then we can execute
348
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,178
all the nonsensical
things he spoke about.
349
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:44,683
- What was that?
350
00:34:46,016 --> 00:34:48,786
- I found this tiny,
glowing wizard in the woods.
351
00:34:55,726 --> 00:35:00,199
- It's not a wizard,
but whatever it is,
352
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:04,403
it's something Tom
wants desperately.
353
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,506
Destroy it.
354
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,011
Proceed.
355
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,142
- Plasticals Ad Mortem.
356
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,745
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
357
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,480
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
358
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,283
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
359
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,150
- Hey, asshole.
360
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,487
Give me back my phone.
361
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,609
Hello?
362
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:24,876
You gotta help me!
363
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,011
I'm lost in the woods!
364
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:26,978
They're tryna kill me!
365
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:30,782
One second.
366
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,156
Darla's getting married?
367
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,293
To Steve?
368
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,630
You fucking kidding me?
369
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:06,217
I'd rather die than
live in a world
370
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:09,655
where I lose Darla
to fucking Steve.
371
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:38,049
- Time to recycle your soul.
372
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:16,788
- How much?
373
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,162
- Your money's no good here.
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