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There's a guy comin' into the cafe,
firin' into Laura.
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Who does he look like?
Ryan Reynolds.
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Ryan Reynolds must die.
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I'm absolutely pumped.
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I'm no enjoying being pregnant.
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What one of you bastards
looks like Ryan Reynolds?
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Get out. Beat it! Beat it!
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You don't like the menu? Beat it.
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Did I mention that I was sorry?
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I knew he would never cheat on me.
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No even with the real Ryan Reynolds.
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Did you manage to get a wee photo?
Doon the park?
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Aye, you wish.
LAUGHTER
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Last year, we made a commitment
to save our marriage.
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And save it we did.
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We are the greatest love
story ever told.
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So we deserve a wee celebration.
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And that's why we are resurrecting
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The Vincent And Vonny Scott
Fancy Dress Ball.
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Aw, that is the best news,
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your fancy dress parties are
amazing.
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Here, you know what we should dress
up as?
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Here they go.
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SHE GASPS
Danny and Sandy from Grease!
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Absolutely not.
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Why not? We love dressing up
as Danny and Sandy.
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Oh, we know.
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We know. You always dress up as
them, every Halloween.
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Corny old Danny and Sandy.
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God, are yous no gettin' a bit old
for it, noo?
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If it has to be Grease,
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can you at least be Rizzo and
Kenickie, the best characters?
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Uh, Danny and Sandy are the
greatest movie couple of all time.
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And they're very special to me.
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I see a lot of Sandy in myself,
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and I see a lot of Danny
Zuko in Henry.
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ERIN LAUGHING
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My da. Danny Zuko?
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We love it.
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Well, if it has to be a couple,
can you at least be a hot couple?
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Oh! What about Cersei and
Jaime Lannister?
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Were they no, like, brother and
sister?
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Exactly. Aye.
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Look, this is a fancy dress
spectacular, right?
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So we're not having yous two
coming and stinking up the place
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with a couple of cheesy Grease
costumes. No way.
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Danny and Sandy are barred
from the ball.
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Just ask Henry to nip down the
Man Hut...
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LAUGHING: ..and weld you a couple
of Terminator costumes.
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Man Hut?
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Vonny says she saw Henry coming
out of that mad Men Shed place
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all the old guys go to.
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Old Henry and all the old guys,
all...
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You know what?!
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Shove your party!
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Sitting there like an evaporated
shite,
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telling me I cannae dress
up as Danny Zuko.
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VONNY SCREAMS
Oh!
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Oh, you got onion rings all the
over the Bruno Cucinelli!
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There's a workshop near
me for men.
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Cracking thing.
Retired, unemployed guys.
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You can work on wee projects,
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get some company.
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I mean, that's no why I go.
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Bye, Laura! Bye now! Bye, Henry!
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DOOR CLOSES
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I think it's amazing that
you're going to that place.
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I'm really proud of you for finding
something...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I don't go it...
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..to go to it.
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OK...
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But you're alone in your wee office
all day.
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It would be natural for you to feel
a wee bit...
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Feel a bit what?
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Lonely.
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HE SCOFFS
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Lonely?
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Me?
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Guys like me don't get lonely.
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I love being in that wee office
by myself all day.
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My own big, beautiful personality,
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just bouncing straight back at me
off the walls.
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Just "Henry, Henry, Henry,"
all day long.
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Brilliant.
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You know, I'm just going to keep my
skills sharp.
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He's embarrassed we found out.
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I won't push it.
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Right. Will we open a bottle of wine
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and see if we can come up with
some costumes to wear
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to this stupid party?
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I would love to, but I have dinner
with Babs and Linda tonight.
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Babs? Yeah!
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My new besties from the cafe.
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I better go get ready, actually.
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I wish they would let us do Danny
and Sandy.
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Mum, you do realise how sexually
problematic Grease is?
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Oh, I know.
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I just really like it.
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Babs?
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I'm fine, by the way.
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Every time I look at one
of they nice dresses
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it depresses me how horrible
I'd look in it right now.
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That's daft.
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It's true!
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Look at me!
Sitting here like a pure...
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..megabus.
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Big buffalo mozzarella.
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This pregnancy's been playing mind
games with me.
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I just don't feel physically
attractive at a' right noo.
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What can I do? Get rid of anything
sexy and that wardrobe.
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I cannae look at them.
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OK. Anything you've ever looked
sexy in?
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Done.
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What are you like?
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Well, it's basically Viagra
on coat hangers in here.
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THEY LAUGH
Oh.
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I feel better already.
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Think I'll take a shower.
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Do you want to join me?
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Em...nah.
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I'm gonna head up the shops and buy
a...
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..Bullworker.
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It's one thing me no feeling
attractive,
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but if he's stopped thinking I'm
sexy?
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DRILLS WHIRRING
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HENRY WHISTLES
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Laura told me that men's
workshop thing
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helps with loneliness and
depression.
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Ugh, I feel rotten.
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I need to show my brotherly support.
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Bro!
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Hey! Whoa! Jim!
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Jim?
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Good to see you, Jim. Joe. George.
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Reasonable guesses, nae doubt.
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What you doing here? Here, c'mere.
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I just want you to know
that you're no alone
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in this hing you're going through,
all right?
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I just like sawin' hings
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while other guys saw hings tae.
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I'm no needin' company. Pfft.
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No me!
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Let me let me take some of that
pain, my friend.
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Let me take...
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HUSHED: You will take a two-by-four
right up our funnel!
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OK. OK, Henry.
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This is what we'll dae, right?
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Why don't we say that I'm the
one suffering fae loneliness
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and you can keep me company, right?
WHISPERS: Listen.
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See, if you annoy these guys,
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I will rip your heid aff
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and volley it aff the side of an
Eddie Stobart truck!
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I hear ye.
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I hear ye.
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I hear ye crying oot for my love,
bro.
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Now, come on!
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Let's hammer some wid.
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And I am going to make a spice
rack for my hot wife!
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Noo, who's wae me?! Eh?
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Come on then!
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See if this arsehole is greetin'?
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Look, I wouldnae worry.
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Vonny doesnae even know where your
kitchen is,
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never mind any spices.
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Aye, aw, it's no that.
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It's my da.
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HENRY SIGHS HEAVILY
Here we go.
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You belong doon here, Henry, cos...
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..my da taught you how to...
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..how to dae aw this...stuff.
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He never taught me anything.
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And I says to myself, I says, "I'll
go doon there,
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"I will walk among they old men...
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"..for my brother.
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"To show that I'm, I'm the one...
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"I'm..."
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I've made this about me again,
in't I?
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WHISPERS: Aye.
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Right, well, let's make it about
you.
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Why did you no tell Laura
you were coming doon to this place?
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Cos there's...there's nothing to
talk about!
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Listen, me and Vonny...
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..we tried all that hidden feelings
thing.
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It was a disaster.
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Let her in.
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VINCENT EXHALES
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Vincent?
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Will I show you how to dae a few
things?
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Aye, I'd like that.
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Right, this.
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This beast.
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VINCENT SNIFFLES
Aye?
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Look, there's nothin' I need to tell
Laura, right?
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But...
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..y'know, she's been goin' oot with
her new pals a lot and...
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..we've not been doing so much
the gether, and...
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Well, I had this wee idea.
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LAURA: Hello?
DOOR CLOSES
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Hello!
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Henry, I'm going for a drink with
the girls.
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I'll grab out food while I'm out.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Aye. Have a nice time wae Babs!
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DESCENDING FOOTSTEPS
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I thought you were at a gig?
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I'm saying nothing, man.
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VONNY: The ball invitations are
perfect, Eilidh.
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You really know how to magnificent
the shit out of stationery.
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Oh, I am the Mozart of stationery.
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Hey, big darlin'. Mm.
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Mwah!
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Wee darlin'.
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Well, I dropped off the costume
for Jason.
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Oh, Eilidh! I have the perfect
costume idea for you.
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Ooh! And me and Henry,
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we had such a beautiful
experience doon that shed the day,
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me and my brother.
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So...
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..listen...
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..we...are revoking the ban.
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We are releasing Danny and Sandy fae
costume jail.
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CLENCHES TEETH: God!
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We go together like rama lama lama
ka dinga da dinga bop
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Remembered forever as like
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Shoo-wop sha wadda wadda yippity
boom de boom.
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So embarrassing.
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NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYS
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Scared tae ask Darren if he
still desires me.
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Case I don't like the answer.
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How do I play this?
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DOOR CLOSES
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Smoked cheese, as requested.
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I'm sore everywhere the day, Darren.
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Do you want a wee cup of tea?
Naw.
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Do you know what I'd love?
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A massage.
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Look. Got the oils out.
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I'll do you as well and...
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WHISPERS: ..we can see what happens.
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To be honest, I'm shattered,
Colette.
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I'll stick the kettle on, though.
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A massage?
HE SCOFFS
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I cannae.
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I fancy her too much.
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Like...I fancy her like mad.
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Even noo with the whole...
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D'you know what I mean?
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Does that make me sound like a
weirdo?
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Does that make me a freak?
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Naw, like, I'm...I'm actually
asking yous.
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What's that?
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Charging up an old phone.
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Looking for an old number.
258
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,960
My God, what's happening?
259
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,679
We have a wee ritual when we do
Danny and Sandy.
260
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,559
We get ready in separate rooms
261
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,039
so we don't see each other
until the look is complete.
262
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,399
He goes downstairs to wait on me
263
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,839
and I've got butterflies in my
tummy!
264
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,439
Ugh. And I've got dry boke in my
throat.
265
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,480
Revolting.
266
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,480
Here we go!
267
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,240
Tell me about it, stud.
268
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,800
I'll put these in the motor.
269
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,080
Henry Scott, you just broke my
heart.
270
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,839
Vonny?
271
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,560
I love my costume.
272
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,159
Amazing idea of yours, honestly.
273
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,399
I was going to come as Emmeline
Pankhurst.
274
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,559
Well, I think every guy at this
party owes Vonny a drink.
275
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,999
Ah, hark, the world's greatest
lovers
276
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,359
are about to welcome
the world's corniest lovers.
277
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,159
How ironic, eh, Cleopatra?
278
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,439
Reach for your chunder
urn, Antony.
279
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,200
I bet you Henry calls me
I, Baldius the night.
280
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,879
I need a massive drink.
281
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,279
That's normally how I enter a room.
Mwah.
282
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,519
I'm surprised ye didnae ask Babs
to come wi' you instead of me.
283
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,719
Can you blame me?!
284
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,999
Your idea of a good night
is taking a door off its hinges
285
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,199
and planing a few millimetres
off the bottom!
286
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,399
Sounds brilliant.
287
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,520
I wish I was doing it right
now instead of talking to you.
288
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,239
Are you sure you need a Batman?
289
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,519
I've got an amazing costume out
there.
290
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,760
Hey, Bruce.
291
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,199
Well, sometimes you've just got
to throw a dice in the air
292
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,760
and see where they land.
293
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,840
VONNY GASPS
294
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,119
BOTH: Human Centipede.
295
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,200
BOTH: Brilliant.
296
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,839
When I heard it was a costume
party,
297
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,839
there was not a moment of doubt
as to who I'd be dressed as.
298
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,599
A great hero of history.
299
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,999
The one and only...
300
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,320
..King Billy.
301
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,519
Mine's a voddy and orange!
302
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,999
Hi, Ronnie.
303
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,599
Where did you get your costume?
304
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,879
Pal of mine doon The Barras sorted
me out.
305
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,679
Mm, big Sellick man an' aw.
306
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,399
Good on him for setting our
differences aside.
307
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,679
Oh!
308
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,360
I think maybe he's played a wee
trick on you.
309
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,760
Oh, Christ...
310
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,959
Aw, Laura, what am I wearin'?
311
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,759
HE GASPS LOUDLY
312
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,879
Who would do this to a blind man?!
313
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,359
RONNIE CHUCKLES
As if I'd fall for that.
314
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,320
I'm just after a sympathy winch.
315
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,119
We've decided to come as something
horrible and tragic.
316
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,479
Ourselves.
317
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,120
Where's your costume?
318
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,879
DARREN: Sorry.
319
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,079
So sorry.
320
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,399
Aw, perfect.
321
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,079
Even Laura's lookin' hot.
322
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,880
Well, at least somebody thinks so.
323
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,479
Aw, my God.
324
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,120
Piss right aff, man.
325
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,439
Right, what's going on with you and
Laura?
326
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,199
Nothing.
327
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,959
AS BATMAN: The had a big barney
in the car.
328
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,719
Aye. And Dark Shite Returns here
329
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,039
tried to calm us doon with
that mad voice.
330
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,679
Nothing could be quieter other than
my drive over.
331
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,359
And Stauner knows silence.
332
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,799
That's the quietest brain on the
planet here.
333
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,439
This guy counts sheep in his head
and gets stuck at three.
334
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,519
Batman?
335
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,439
Can I be your Boy Wonder?
336
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,919
Cos you certainly make a Boy Wonder
if you'll ever get your hole.
337
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,159
RONNIE CACKLES
338
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,279
HE GROWLS
339
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,639
That guy...
340
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,000
..is disgusting.
341
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,199
Lassies, take it from me.
342
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,239
Stay away from men.
343
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,479
Aye, I'll work on that, Auntie
Colette.
344
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,919
What's Henry doing?
Is he looking over at me?
345
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,119
Nope.
346
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,879
He's growling at a vol-au-vent.
347
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,239
He's hates vol-au-vents.
348
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,759
"You get nothing from a vol-au-vent
349
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,239
"you couldn't get from a Morton's
roll," he says.
350
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,280
You get nothing from a Henry you
couldnae get from a Morton's roll.
351
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,159
Oh, no, no, no.
352
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,599
This high school "boy versus girls"
dynamic will not stand.
353
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,679
Not at my bowl.
354
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,760
Ha! Get mingling!
355
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,479
Mingle!
356
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,560
Laura, Colette, with me, now.
357
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,959
GRUFFLY: The cat...
358
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,440
..and...
HE CLEARS THROAT
359
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,360
Sausage roll stuck in my throat.
Sorry.
360
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,439
GRUFFLY: The cat and the bat.
361
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,160
We must stop meeting like this.
362
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,360
Enchante.
363
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,519
Oh.
364
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,479
A few crumbs on your cowl, Mr Wayne.
365
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,599
Greatest night of my life.
366
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,519
Turns out Jason has to be dressed
as a bat to have any game.
367
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,760
Excuse me.
368
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,119
OK.
369
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,239
Now, I didn't sully my street cred
by letting this through the door
370
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,319
only for you to stink out the place
with your middle-aged teenage tiff.
371
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:43,719
CLENCHED TEETH: Now just skip to the
changity-chang she-bop bit
372
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,040
and go and enjoy my fabulous ball.
373
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,000
You...
374
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,440
I don't want to raise this wean by
myself.
375
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,360
What are you talking about?!
376
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,039
VINCENT EXCLAIMS
377
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,279
Oh, look at that, I made it with my
own fair hands.
378
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,199
That is a sweet bit of kit, mate.
379
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,799
Ah, well, you know the spice
must flow, brother!
380
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,760
GROWLS: Yeah! Come on.
381
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,920
VINCENT SIGHS
382
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,360
Hiya.
383
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,999
You know,
384
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,719
you're the guy that taught me
how to make this amazing spice rack.
385
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,279
Let me teach you something
that I've learned recently.
386
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,519
HENRY SIGHS DEEPLY
Life...
387
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,719
..is full of different flavours.
388
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,159
The sweet, the sour,
389
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,919
the happiness,
390
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,119
the loneliness...
Aw, piss off, I, Baldius.
391
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,679
There it is. Listen.
392
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,639
Your marriage, Henry,
is like this spice rack, it's...
393
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,039
..solid.
394
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,239
Your marriage is where you can keep
all your flavours safe and tidy.
395
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,720
You can talk to Laura about
anything, ya daftie.
396
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,719
Tell her about it...
397
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,040
..stud.
398
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,919
Darren is cheating on me!
399
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,279
VONNY LAUGHS
400
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,480
No way! Darren?
401
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,159
I saw him...
402
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,440
..charging an old phone. And
you know what that means.
403
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,119
WHISPERS: Reconnecting with an ex.
404
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,599
Exactly.
405
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,719
And two can play that game! No...
406
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,159
I mean...usually, but...
407
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,359
..but not Darren!
408
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,199
Auntie Vonny, I've got a surprise
for you.
409
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,079
This is my girlfriend, Sophie.
VONNY GASPS
410
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,559
Right? S'happenin'?
411
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,880
BREATHLESS: Oh, wow, look at you!
412
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:37,399
Vonny Scott, chief LGBTQI+ ally in
the family.
413
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,039
If there is anything ever that my
allyship can provide,
414
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,919
please just don't hesitate to ask.
415
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,600
Gonnae gie us a Vonny Colada?
416
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,280
Absolutely.
417
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,319
Is there ever a good time
418
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,479
to introduce your girlfriend to
your parents?
419
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,359
If you want to have this oot...
420
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,519
..I'll be upstairs.
421
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,080
Oh, we'll have it out all right.
422
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,319
There's better times than right now,
though.
423
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,799
When we dress up as Danny and Sandy,
it's...
424
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,279
..it's like everybody says.
425
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,760
Just some corny fun.
426
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,599
It's no like it's one of these,
like...
427
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:19,879
..sexy role play hings that
people dae or anything like that!
428
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,319
Yeah, we sing Summer Nights,
have a wee romantic kiss.
429
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,999
That's pretty much it.
430
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,079
It's quite tame.
431
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,359
You're seriously going to have a go
at me for going out a lot?
432
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,839
Well...
433
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,919
..you never see me want to go with
me.
434
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,439
I am always suggesting things
for us to do together!
435
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,119
You never want to go out!
436
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,440
AS HENRY: "Don't 'hink I'd be intae
that. Widnae like that."
437
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,600
That meant to be me?
438
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,359
And deliberately waiting until Danny
and Sandy night
439
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,439
to speak out, when you
know how excited I've been.
440
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,879
Well, thankfully, I am past caring.
441
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,159
Aye?
442
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,239
Is that why you're poutin' at me,
443
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,079
when you know that I'm angry?
444
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,640
I'm not doing anything.
445
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,719
I'm so over you and your...
446
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,039
..your quiff...
447
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,760
and your leather jacket!
448
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,760
The difference wae you and me?
449
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,799
I can get this close to you
450
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,999
and feel nothing.
451
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,119
Well, I can get even closer
and feel less.
452
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,759
Well, I can get so close
to you
453
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,439
that my lips
454
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,119
are practically brushing against
your lips as we talk.
455
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,759
And doon there...
456
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,119
..is like a dead zone!
457
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,079
Well, I haven't even noticed
how tight your denims are.
458
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,119
I really hate that costume.
459
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,559
BOTH PANT
460
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,399
Ah, naw, naw, naw, naw, naw, naw.
461
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,679
Naw, naw, naw, naw, naw.
462
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,159
Not on your nelly, hen.
463
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,839
We are fighting! So fight then!
464
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,079
You're upset because we found out
that you go to the workshop.
465
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,959
It is all right to admit that you
miss working with the boys, Henry!
466
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,319
Aw right!
467
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,960
I miss working with the boys.
468
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,840
But I miss you even mair.
469
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,239
EILIDH: Ooh! Yous two are
absolutely stunning together.
470
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,600
Absolute couple goals.
471
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,639
I just thought you were gonna be
pure...
472
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,959
..posh 'n' aw that.
473
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,399
Posh? Me?
474
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,439
I'm fae Easterhouse, I'm probably
the hardest nut in this room...
475
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,039
SCREAMING: Cheat! Yer a cheat!
476
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,959
Ya stupit cheat!
477
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,159
Whit? Cheat! Whit?!
478
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,359
You are a cheat!
479
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,999
I can hook up wae an ex an' aw.
480
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,159
Tam Cole?
481
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,959
I could spend a week
in the back of a bin lorry
482
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,559
and he'd still want to lick me fae
head to toe.
483
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,439
Oh, will I ring him?!
484
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,959
My auntie Colette. Love her.
485
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,919
Are you really gonnae phone
another guy?
486
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,599
It's breaking my heart that you are
so disgusted by me.
487
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,039
I'm no! You are!
488
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,439
You cannae stand to look at me
when I'm naked.
489
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,679
Could this get any more awkward?
490
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,559
I want to be longed for.
491
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,679
I want to be desired.
492
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,759
I want to be made love tae.
493
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,079
I'm gonna say aye.
494
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,359
I'll accept a break in the partying
for this, this is decent.
495
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,319
Colette, I am so attracted to you.
496
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,919
Then why do you turn away
from me when I get intae bed?
497
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,320
THEY GASP LOUDLY
498
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,479
HE EXHALES
This is it.
499
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,679
Can we do this in private? Naw.
GUESTS: No!
500
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,199
Naw, naw, here, here, this is better
501
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,919
than that Johnny Depp trial, keep
going.
502
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,999
Fine.
503
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,199
I'll tell you.
504
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,160
When I was a wee guy, I fancied
Demi Moore.
505
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,919
Not the opening gambit I expected.
506
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,519
My ma had the video of GI Jane
and I watched it all the time.
507
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,959
What's this got to do with our...
508
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,479
I had posters of her all over my
wall.
509
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,959
But my favourite one...
510
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,999
..was the Vanity Fair cover.
511
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,559
When she was pregnant.
512
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,559
She was just...
513
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,640
..glowing.
514
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,200
Guys got a point.
Pregnant women are just...perfect.
515
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,439
And then some pals from school saw
the poster and...
516
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,879
..the slaggin's I got.
517
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,399
It was worse than Henry and
Vincent.
518
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,199
Impossible.
519
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,239
Made me feel like a weirdo.
520
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,959
Pulled the posters doon.
521
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,400
But look.
522
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,839
There's a picture on this phone
523
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,319
fae my ma's photie album
524
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,720
of my old bedroom.
525
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,279
See it?
526
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,360
Oan my wa'...
527
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,159
Demi Moore, pregnant.
528
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,720
I just wanted to prove
to you that my story was true.
529
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,599
I fancy you now more than ever.
530
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,039
Am I a weirdo?
531
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,399
Like...
532
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,959
..is this normal?
533
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,520
RONNIE SCOFFS
No.
534
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,159
Come here, you.
535
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,320
Ya poor baby.
536
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,360
GI Jane but?
537
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,440
I'll no be shaving my heid for ye.
538
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,079
I'm in that office myself all
day and...
539
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,679
..when I come hame at night...
540
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,120
you know, if you've went oot...
541
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,919
..I'm myself aw night as well.
542
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,279
I'm no always at my best...
543
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,039
..when I'm myself, Laura.
544
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,360
I struggle wae it.
545
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,640
I was feeling the same before I
started in the cafe.
546
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,559
Erin's away.
547
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,960
Jason will be away soon.
548
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,599
Sometimes the house is so quiet.
549
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,839
Eh...how will I be away soon?
550
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,239
Right, look...
551
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,279
..look, I...
552
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,279
..I don't want you to stop doing
anything, right? This is my problem.
553
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,279
HE CLEARS THROAT
I'll deal with it myself.
554
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,919
No. We will deal with it together.
555
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,960
You and me.
556
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,759
God, you look hot. Tryin' no to
look at you the night
557
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,320
was the hardest thing I've ever
had to do in my whole life.
558
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,639
Guys, I think that we maybe need to
talk this stuff through in private.
559
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,479
Aye. Aye, we're feelin'...
560
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,999
Very sad. Aye.
561
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,159
Sad.
562
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,999
So... So, yeah, maybe, just...
563
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,479
Aye, if yous can...
564
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,119
..just...
565
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,719
..just feeling a bit...
566
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,919
Wee bit sad.
Sad and lonely and...
567
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,440
Sad. Wee bit...
568
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,559
On a bit of a downer, know
what I mean?
569
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,160
On a bit of a downer, so if
ye...
570
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,600
I mean, it's maybe a wee
bit of a thing for us.
571
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,320
Aye, nothing weird, though.
572
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,919
MOANING: Oh, Danny.
573
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,200
MOANING: Oh, Sandy.
574
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,439
Well, this has been fun.
575
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,159
Good roll play from us.
576
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,360
I am sweaty though.
577
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,960
Me as well. Stinkin'.
578
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,559
Em, not stinking, I'm just, em...
579
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,600
Just sweaty.
580
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,840
Not even sweating that much, eh...
581
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,879
Dry.
582
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:34,280
Well, you do make a pretty
cool Batman, Mr Scott.
583
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,320
Call me Jason.
584
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,039
I did the thing where you think
you've only got a wee dribble left,
585
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,840
but there's actually loads.
586
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,000
HE SNORES
587
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,040
Flute oot!
588
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,400
Well, this is the family.
589
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,119
MUSIC: You're The One That I Want
590
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,319
Ach, well.
591
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,199
Everybody's get their own wee
secret things they like.
592
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,360
Sandy!
593
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,519
Tell me about it, stud.
594
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,840
Even Henry and Laura.
595
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,039
I got chills
596
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,640
LAUGHTER
597
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,879
And I'm losin'...
598
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,399
Well, at least they're happy.
Yep.
599
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,839
It was a great idea of yours,
600
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,919
letting them dress as Danny
and Sandy, my queen.
601
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,760
It's electrifying
602
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,039
You better shape up
Doo-doo-doo
603
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,800
Cos I need a man
604
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,559
And my heart is set on...
605
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,280
Mum. Dad, there's
somebody I'd like you to meet.
606
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,200
Here we go, here we go!
607
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,759
Yes! Yes! Yes!
608
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,319
I would really like it if you'd
spend
609
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,719
a bit more Father-Son time together.
Happy wife, happy life.
610
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,559
BREATHLESS: When's half-time?
It's fives, there isnae hauf-time.
611
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,799
Square baw!
612
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,119
I don't what that means!
613
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,199
My mother, Cynthia, ran out
on me when I was a teenager
614
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,239
and every few years she likes
to turn up.
615
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,399
I have baggage with this woman,
Vincent.
616
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,839
I'm Heathrow bloody Airport with
this woman.
617
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,679
Cynthia, order anything you like.
It's on us.
618
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,399
Oh, I won't be eating.
619
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,479
I will have a mojito, though.
620
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,960
Don't let me stop you enjoying
your carbs, darling.
621
00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:34,560
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