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[upbeat music]
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- [inhales deeply]
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So, boys, what's our
schedule for today?
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- What day is it?
- I believe it's a Monday.
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- I mean, every
day's the same for us.
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Wake up, get high, eat,
get high, nap, wake up,
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get high, eat, get
high, brush our teeth
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time permitting, then sleep.
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- You know, Franklin,
when I hear you reduce
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our lives to a simple,
unambitious routine,
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it makes me proud beyond words.
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- Only hitch in our giddyap
is how to pay for it all.
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I mean, we can't have a job
with hour packed schedule.
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- Or with our
refusal to get jobs.
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- Food's free if we
take it from upstairs
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when no one's looking.
- But what about weed?
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Weed is expensive.
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- I'm telling you,
we'd be set for life
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if I could sell my idea
for wearable weed.
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Clothes made of cannabis cloth.
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THC seeps into your skin
and gets you high as fuck.
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- To turn an idea
like that into cold cash
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would take a lot of hard work.
- Hard work? I quit.
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- Me too.
- Yeah, me three.
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And that, gentlemen, is naptime.
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[all snoring]
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- ? Good, mm-hmm ?
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? Three brothers puffin' ?
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? And we just woke
up in year 2020 ?
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- ? Roll another J
and forget the day ?
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? Roll another J and get high ?
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? Roll another J
and forget the day ?
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? Me and my
brothers getting fried ?
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- ? The Freak Brothers ?
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[all snoring]
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- Freddy, Freddy, yo!
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Freddy, we gotta talk.
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Wake the fuck up!
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Ooh, I know.
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- Salt and vinegar kettle cooked
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with a hit of cracked
black pepper!
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- Listen up, we got
a problem. I'm late.
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- Late schmate,
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we just started napping
five minutes ago.
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Here.
- Not late for my nap, dumbass.
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Late for my period.
I could be pregnant!
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- Oh, wow, kitty,
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I just have one
important question.
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Are you gonna
finish those chips?
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- Okay, Mr. Chang,
please just try to relax.
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We're almost there.
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- If I could relax, I
wouldn't need you
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to drive me 80
miles to hug a cow!
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Gah, gah, gah, gah! [groans]
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- Mm-hmm, yeah,
that's good. Let it out.
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- Hugging a therapy cow
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is the only thing that eases
Dennis Chang's anxiety!
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[people chanting
indistinctly] [tires screech]
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- Moo means no, moo means no.
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- What the hell is this?
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- What the fuck do
these Jesus freaks
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have against cow hugging?
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And who's their leader with
the complexion to die for?
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- Oh, great, that's
Kirk Cameron,
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former teen sitcom star
turned Christian morality police.
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- Never heard of him.
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Father did not allow television!
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- Cameron's Christian
Crusaders AKA the CCC
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have been trying to stop
Noah's research at Berkeley.
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- Hi, I'm Kirk. No more
hugging cows, 'kay?
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It's a gateway to bestiality.
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- It's approved
therapy for anxiety.
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- First you hug them, then
you open mouth kiss them,
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then you mount them
from behind and thrust
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until the cows come.
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- You mean until
the cows come home.
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- No, ma'am, I do not.
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You, sir, are a sinner.
You lie with the beast.
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- I do it standing up, gorgeous.
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- You're sick.
- You peaked at 17.
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- You must repent.
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- You must give me the
name of your facialist.
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- No, never.
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[ball pops]
- [screams]
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? ?
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- Ah, I was saving
the Kobe beef sliders
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for Pictionary league.
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- You need to learn to share.
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- This ain't the first
time I've been late.
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Wasn't nothing then.
Probably nothing now.
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That's just stress eating!
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Don't look at me like that.
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- Okay, Mr. Chang, have a seat.
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Uh, why don't I fix you a cup
of your expensive soba-cha tea
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you won't reimburse me for.
- No tea, want cow!
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- What's wrong with
this fucking guy?
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- Anxiety. Be nice.
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Get this, Kirk Cameron's
Christian Crusader's group
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shut down Dennis'
cow hugging therapy.
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- [growls and screams]
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- So you hug a cow
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and it stops you
spazzing out like that?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Well, hell, if you
need to hug something
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slow and fat that
has four stomachs,
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wrap your arms
around old Freddy here.
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[chuckles]
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- [mooing]
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- Oh, my... what the hell?
He's sweating like a pig.
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Ew! - That's not sweat.
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- Oh, God, don't
tell us what it is.
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- Piss, come, and bong water.
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- [screams] Oh, God!
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Dennis Chang needs a new shirt!
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- Oh, I'll go grab
one of Noah's.
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- You need to chill out, man.
- I suffer from anxiety.
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Can't just chill out,
not without some help.
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- Oh, I think we can help.
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? ?
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- Let my soothing
voice guide you.
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That's it. Inhale the smoke.
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Now gently remove the carb.
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- There's nothing like
seeing a weed virgin
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pop his cannabis cherry.
- [coughs]
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- Like watching
a 10-year-old me.
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- [coughs] Oh, oh.
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I gotta say, fellas,
I feel fucked up,
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but I don't feel anxious.
- Listen, rook.
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You play on team ganja,
you gotta share the ball.
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- General Chang, my
cat just asked for you
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to pass the bong.
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- My apologies,
Fat Freddy's cat.
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- Kitty, are you sure it's okay
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to smoke in your condition?
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- Hey, my mama smoked
when she was pregnant.
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I didn't pop out with
six tails and no asshole.
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[inhales deeply]
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- I don't know
what Kitty is saying,
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but I know she is very wise.
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Tanks, yeah-yah!
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[laughs]
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[laughter]
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- I don't know what the fuck
that means, but it's funny.
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- Yeah. [chuckles]
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- It's a catchphrase. It
doesn't have to make sense.
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It's my bazinga.
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[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
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[laughter]
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- Anyone else craving junk food?
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I'd kill for a chicken
bacon ranch quesadilla.
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- That depends.
You got a credit card?
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- Tanks, yeah-yah!
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[laughter]
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- That's not gonna get old fast.
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? ?
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- Stay close to Freddy.
He knows what he's doing.
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- [slurps]
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[sniffing]
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You gotta be careful.
This cheese is hot!
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You could burn your
mouth. Never, ever do this.
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Oh, it burns! It burns!
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[laughter]
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Here, you try.
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- Oh, what's that
guy looking at.
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Never seen four bong
bros getting their munch on?
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Hey, man, you're weak
tons. We're weak nones!
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[laughter]
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- PF Changers, it
takes most stoners years
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to invent their own
nonsensical language,
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but you did it in an hour.
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- Ah!
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- Hey, Freddy, look
at all these rubbers.
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Why doesn't anyone
make condoms for pets?
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We fuck way more than y'all do.
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- Oh, let me ask.
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Does anyone know why they
don't make condoms for pets?
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- Pet condoms.
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Did you just come
up with that now?
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- Don't be
ridiculous. My cat did.
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That is the most genius
idea I have ever heard!
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Tanks, yeah-yah!
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[laughter]
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[sobbing]
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[laughs] Shit.
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Rapid mood swings. That
doesn't mean anything.
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[laughing and sobbing]
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- Where the fuck are they?
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The one time they
leave the house all week,
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they kidnap my boss?
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- Out of my way, fucktards!
I gotta take a pregnant test.
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- Where the hell
is Dennis Chang?
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- Everything's groovy.
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We all got high,
went out for munchies.
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- Where is Dennis Chang?
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- Dennis Chang is in a
place called enlightenment.
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- Where anxiety does not reside.
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- Well, I'm just
glad you're okay.
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- Harper, Harper, Harper,
you have been nagging me
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to make you a project manager
for a revolutionary new idea.
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Well, you've got
the green light!
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What do you say?
- Uh, I don't know. Thanks?
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- You mean...
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[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
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- This really is pretty great.
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I promise you, my
encryption idea...
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- No! Encryption
has a red light.
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Green light is for pet condoms.
- For what?
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- Rubbers that go
on a cat's wee-wee.
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Kitty thought of it.
- His cat thought of it.
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You're in charge!
- But...
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- Pet condoms are a go.
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These friends of
yours are geniuses.
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Tanks, yeah-yah!
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[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
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- What the fuck
does that even mean?
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[upbeat music]
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- Smoke?
- Don't mind if I doobie.
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[inhales deeply]
- [laughs]
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That's funny. Refill.
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- Hold it in, weenis.
- Hold it, hold it.
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- Tanks, yeah... [coughing]
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- Sup, Harp? Want a hit?
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- No, we're running low!
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- Check Weedmaps to find
some of that sweet Mary Jane.
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- Open. Order.
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Done.
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Hey, Harp, you want
some gummy gummy
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for your tummy tummy?
You can pay me back.
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- Thank you, no.
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I'm actually working on your
amazing pet condom idea.
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Need to keep a clear head.
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- Oh, you kidding, Switz?
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Since I started toking,
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my judgement's
never been sharper.
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Oh, by the way, guys, you
maxed out my gold card,
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so here's a ChangCo
platinum with no limit.
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- Do prostitutes accept
ChangCo platinum?
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I'm just asking for a friend.
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- [grunting] - What
are you doing?
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- You mean am I twerking hard?
- Or hardly twerking?
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[together] Twerking
hard or hardly twerking?
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Twerking hard or
hardly twerking?
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Twerking hard or...
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- Listen, Harper, I
sent a purchase order
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to Hemp Depot for
50 pounds of pot cloth
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for my wearable weed
idea... or was it 50 tons?
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Anyways, I singed
your name. Is that cool?
250
00:11:00,246 --> 00:11:02,415
- This is unacceptable
workplace behavior.
251
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,116
No, no, no!
- You're right.
252
00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:07,017
So me and my bong bros
are going to play 18 holes
253
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,552
at my country club!
- Your club?
254
00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:10,919
You've never even taken me.
255
00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:12,521
- You don't know
how to play golf.
256
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,389
- They don't know how
to use a fork and knife.
257
00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:15,689
- That's not true.
258
00:11:15,756 --> 00:11:18,190
I scratch my back with
your forks every day.
259
00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:20,258
- My mother's silver.
260
00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,460
? ?
261
00:11:22,527 --> 00:11:25,461
- I need medical advice.
262
00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:28,096
I am a cat.
263
00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:31,132
- Okay, a cat, how
can I help you?
264
00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:35,068
- I think I'm pregnant.
- Got it.
265
00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:37,902
It is my opinion that
you are pregnant, a cat.
266
00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:40,704
- Holy shit!
267
00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:43,939
- Oh, great, Freddy's
cat is using my computer.
268
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,875
She either breached my
firewall or guessed my password.
269
00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:50,610
- It's still Hillary2016.
You gotta move on, girl.
270
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:54,846
? ?
271
00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,981
- I feel like a fancy prince.
272
00:11:58,047 --> 00:12:01,116
- You look Snow White's
eighth dorf, Obesey.
273
00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:04,252
- Ah, let me pull the
perfect club for you.
274
00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:05,919
- Yeah, boy!
275
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,988
Pass the pipe of life.
Chang needs the kind kind!
276
00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:11,723
[inhales deeply]
277
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:15,124
- Guys, look! I found a beach.
278
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:16,592
Oh.
279
00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:18,660
And a egg!
280
00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:21,028
- I love golf. The
gentleman's game.
281
00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:24,464
Butt licker!
282
00:12:24,531 --> 00:12:28,065
Tit, fart, twat, whore!
283
00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:29,567
- [screams]
284
00:12:29,634 --> 00:12:30,901
- ? With my pistol
point cocked ?
285
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,835
? Ringaling, shots nonstop ?
286
00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:34,937
- Pace of play, motherfuckers.
287
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,771
- He motherfuckered
in my backswing.
288
00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,639
Those first eight
shots don't count.
289
00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:43,475
- Well, if it isn't my arch
nemesis, ScHoolboy Q.
290
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,176
- Oh, nemesis implies a rivalry.
291
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,545
Bro, I'm prettier than
you, richer than you,
292
00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:51,046
and I won the last
three club championship.
293
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:54,749
Learn your dictionary, boy.
- Not richer for long.
294
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,817
Chang's about to
make beaucoup cheddar
295
00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,684
thanks to these three brains.
296
00:12:58,751 --> 00:13:00,618
- They have a ball washer here.
297
00:13:00,685 --> 00:13:02,820
Oh, ooh, oh.
298
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:05,221
- That's not proper
course etiquette, Q.
299
00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,656
Want me to call the marshal?
300
00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:08,690
- No, I don't want
you to snitch.
301
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:10,424
Just cause we're at a
wealthy white country club
302
00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,359
don't mean we
abandon our values, bro.
303
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:16,462
- You see, Mr. Q, we're
about to blow up the pet sector
304
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,997
with a top secret new product!
- You mean pet condoms?
305
00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,532
- Shit, Chang, I'm in
the pet game too, fool.
306
00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:24,233
But unlike you, I got a winner.
307
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,634
T-Square, bring me my bulls.
- [whistles]
308
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:30,136
- Yo, check it out. Meet
Mother and Fucker.
309
00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:32,737
Both wearing my hip-hop
swag for dogs, dog.
310
00:13:32,804 --> 00:13:35,172
- Sporty and functional.
311
00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:38,107
Equally at home at
the club or in the club.
312
00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:41,009
- Fuck, that's a
crackerjack idea too.
313
00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:43,211
- Too bad you
won't be at Pet Expo
314
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:45,612
to watch me take home
the Golden Biscuit Award
315
00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,113
for best new product.
316
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:50,548
- Except it'll be
you watching us.
317
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:52,616
Just give us the
date of this Pet Expo,
318
00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:54,751
and we'll be there.
We might need a ride.
319
00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:56,953
- One week from today.
320
00:13:57,019 --> 00:14:00,087
- Also known as
you're fucked, you lose,
321
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:01,722
your ass is barbecued.
322
00:14:01,789 --> 00:14:04,023
- Damn it, next week
does sound soon.
323
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:07,426
- It'll be fine once
Harper gets off her ass.
324
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:09,794
We'll be there, suckers.
325
00:14:09,861 --> 00:14:12,062
- Let's go to the next ride.
326
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,631
- My solid gold golf cart!
327
00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:21,000
- Oh, why does that keep
happening to ScHoolboy Q?
328
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:24,202
That motherfucker's
got the worst luck.
329
00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:27,670
[protestors chanting]
Nay, nay, no, no,
330
00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:30,105
sex before marriage
makes a panda a ho.
331
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:33,207
- Mr. Cameron, my
research examines the affects
332
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,642
of romantic music on
endangered pandas
333
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,910
that are reluctant to reproduce.
334
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,945
- Any premarital
fornication is a sin!
335
00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:44,181
The Bible is very clear on this.
336
00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:45,681
? ?
337
00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:47,949
- Pleasure doing
business with you.
338
00:14:48,016 --> 00:14:49,818
This Algae Sugar
Kush is gonna help you
339
00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:51,485
get some of that night-night.
340
00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:54,354
- William Goat, back here now.
341
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:57,456
- I'm not cut out to be a
mom. How do you do it all?
342
00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:01,124
- By the hair on my chinny
motherfucking chin, that's how.
343
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,559
I'm so tired at
the end of the day,
344
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,894
I can barely eat trash.
345
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,462
- You know what I'm
most afraid of losing?
346
00:15:08,529 --> 00:15:09,997
My me time.
347
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,231
- Oh, you can kiss that goodbye.
348
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:14,533
I just cancelled my
Hulu subscription.
349
00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:16,934
- Oh, shit, goat, that's rough.
350
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:20,469
- I don't know what I'd
do if I couldn't afford help.
351
00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:22,170
- You're holding
him wrong, dude.
352
00:15:22,237 --> 00:15:24,372
You gotta support
his fucking fontanelle.
353
00:15:24,438 --> 00:15:28,674
- Oh, don't question my
parenting skills, cunt lips!
354
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:32,477
[soft dramatic music]
355
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:34,878
- [groans]
356
00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:37,179
- Oopsie, looks like
someone got caught
357
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:40,614
taking a petite siesta.
- What? No, uh-uh.
358
00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:42,383
I've been going
over the schedule.
359
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:45,551
I mean, I think maybe...
Maybe we can have a prototype
360
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:47,119
in six months.
- Good!
361
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,153
Now subtract five
months and three weeks.
362
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,955
We're coming out at
Pet Expo in six days.
363
00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:56,758
- Changers is gonna win
himself a golden biscuit.
364
00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:58,959
- Six days? That's impossible.
365
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,961
- Harper, are you weak tons?
366
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,195
- No, I don't think so.
- Then figure it out.
367
00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:07,864
Or I'll figure you out the door!
368
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:10,399
And let us say tanks...
369
00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:11,533
[together] Yeah-yah!
370
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,200
[phone rumbles]
371
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:16,002
But, ah, Chang-Chang
ordered some kind kind
372
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:19,371
on Weedmaps, and
my delivery guy is here.
373
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,272
[inhales deeply]
374
00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:23,640
Yo. - Long day.
375
00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:25,841
You wanna take a puff?
376
00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:27,176
- I can't get this done in time,
377
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:29,978
and if I don't, Chang
is gonna fire me.
378
00:16:30,044 --> 00:16:33,246
- Oh, man. Dibs on your office.
379
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:34,814
- [sighs]
380
00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:38,916
I have worked too long
and too hard at this company
381
00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:43,319
for things to end
like this, so I n... n...
382
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,620
I need your help.
383
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:47,754
- Harp's in serious
trouble, guys.
384
00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:51,857
We might actually have
to do some wo... wo...
385
00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:54,192
Work.
- [inhales]
386
00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:55,960
What the fuck she
think we've been doing?
387
00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:58,094
- No, I mean real work.
388
00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:01,129
No napping, no
snacking, no whacking.
389
00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:03,798
- What? That's insane, man.
390
00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:04,998
- Tomorrow morning,
391
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,000
for the first time in our lives,
392
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:12,270
we will wake up early
and go to wo... work.
393
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:19,441
[all snoring]
394
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:22,642
[alarm blaring]
395
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,912
- Time to wake up.
396
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,180
- Yep.
- [gasps]
397
00:17:30,246 --> 00:17:33,182
Time to go to work.
- Uh-huh.
398
00:17:33,248 --> 00:17:34,750
- Fuck.
399
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,187
Who are we kidding?
400
00:17:41,253 --> 00:17:43,622
We're never gonna
work and have jobs.
401
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,889
- No, I reckon we ain't.
402
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,124
Thing is, though,
Harper's counting on us.
403
00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:49,359
We promised.
404
00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:52,460
- Wouldn't be the first
time we broke a promise.
405
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:54,061
- Life is hard, bitches.
406
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:56,329
It comes at you fast
and throws you curves.
407
00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:59,832
Take some damn
responsibility. [sighs]
408
00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:02,367
'Cause it ain't just
your sorry selves
409
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,901
who are counting on you now.
410
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,102
- I hear that, Kitty.
411
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,536
So let's go back to
sleep, have lunch,
412
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:09,838
then help Harper
with the pet condoms
413
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,171
after our nap.
414
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:13,373
- Y'all gotta let that
pet condom bullshit
415
00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:14,874
die already.
416
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:16,942
I was high as fuck
when I thought that up.
417
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,909
- Well, ain't that
a kick in the nuts.
418
00:18:18,976 --> 00:18:21,478
Now that Kitty's sober,
she thinks pet condoms
419
00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,112
are a bad idea.
420
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:25,213
- Well, everything
does sound better
421
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,381
when you're high.
422
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:28,715
Come to think of it,
Chang was high as a kite
423
00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:30,182
when he heard it.
424
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:33,284
Why else would he be
investing in one of our ideas?
425
00:18:33,351 --> 00:18:38,054
- 'Cause we're idea men.
- Not good idea men.
426
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:41,523
Guys, the only way Harper
wins the Golden Biscuit
427
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,524
and keeps her job is if...
428
00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:45,291
- If everyone at the Pet Expo
429
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,726
is as stoned out of their
minds as we always are.
430
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,062
- Or if everyone at the Pet Expo
431
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:54,398
is as stoned out of their
minds as we always are.
432
00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,399
[upbeat music]
433
00:18:56,465 --> 00:18:58,833
- Ladies and gentlemen,
434
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,901
please give a big
Pet Expo welcome
435
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:04,737
to ScHoolboy Q
and his Dope Paws.
436
00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:06,505
- Hey, yo, what's
cracking, Pet Expo?
437
00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:11,808
Welcome to the future
of hip-hop's pet swag.
438
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,643
[cheers and applause]
439
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,911
? You say you're weak nones,
but you're really weak tons ?
440
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:18,045
? Golden Biscuit's
looking good ?
441
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:19,579
? And my man struggles ?
442
00:19:19,646 --> 00:19:20,846
Bitch.
443
00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:24,115
[cheers and applause]
444
00:19:27,284 --> 00:19:29,918
- Now that's some
catchy hippity hop.
445
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,553
I mean, he's gonna
be tough to beat.
446
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,321
- That's why we brought
an unfair advantage.
447
00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:36,322
We gotta get everybody
into these weed shirts
448
00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:37,790
before our presentation.
449
00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:41,426
- Get your T-shirts!
Free weed-laced T-shirts!
450
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:45,327
I mean, normal T-shirts
that won't get you super high!
451
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:49,364
- Oh, my God, I can't
wait to meet Doug the Pug.
452
00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:52,832
He's, like, the biggest
canine influencer on the 'Gram.
453
00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:54,901
- Hey, uh, Chomsky,
454
00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:58,269
normally, I would never
come to you for advice.
455
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,270
I was wondering if
you knew any place
456
00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:03,605
a cat could take care
of a little problem.
457
00:20:03,672 --> 00:20:05,873
- [gasps] Oh, thank God.
458
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,176
Finally, I know a great guy.
459
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,744
But unfortunately we'd
have to cross state lines
460
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,779
to see him.
- Oh, damn.
461
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,146
He's a back alley guy?
462
00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:18,347
- Sadly, they took
away his license
463
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:21,383
after an unfortunate
mishap with a pair of shears.
464
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,850
- Shears?
465
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,318
What the fuck you talking about?
466
00:20:24,385 --> 00:20:25,952
- You want a groomer
467
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,054
who can take care of
your little problem, no?
468
00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:31,489
- I'm talking about getting
rid of an unwanted pregnancy
469
00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:34,091
you toffee-nosed,
tiny skull little bitch.
470
00:20:34,157 --> 00:20:37,425
- Oh, well, you could
still use a teddy bear cut
471
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,694
and a flea bath, trust.
472
00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:43,996
? ?
473
00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:46,231
- Dude, do you
feel high right now?
474
00:20:46,298 --> 00:20:47,498
- Of course.
475
00:20:47,565 --> 00:20:50,467
- No, I mean, like, more
than usual, even for us?
476
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,235
Does something seem off?
477
00:20:52,302 --> 00:20:55,236
- Mm, no. Everything
seems normal to me.
478
00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,371
- Good, great. Ribbit.
479
00:20:57,437 --> 00:20:59,806
- Awesome.
480
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:01,507
Quack.
481
00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:03,675
- You guys ready to
eat that Golden Biscuit?
482
00:21:03,742 --> 00:21:05,642
[imitates eating loudly]
483
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:07,910
- I wish I had a cow to hug.
484
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,579
- That ScHoolboy
Q motherfucker's
485
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:10,812
got nothing on us.
486
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,681
Let's do this, bitch!
- Do what?
487
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:15,815
We don't even have a prototype.
488
00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,816
- You need to
relax, Harpsichord.
489
00:21:17,883 --> 00:21:19,618
Trust us.
- Yeah.
490
00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:21,219
Have we ever let you down?
491
00:21:21,285 --> 00:21:24,154
Now kick me in the
balls to pump me up.
492
00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:28,990
- Perfect. No notes.
493
00:21:29,057 --> 00:21:32,892
- And now please welcome...
Wait, this can't be right.
494
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,361
Uh, Pet Condoms?
495
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,830
- What up, San Francisco?
496
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,464
How many times has
this happened to you?
497
00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:44,066
Your dog likes to fuck,
498
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,934
but you don't want
all those puppies.
499
00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:53,638
- But you also don't want to
cockblock man's best friend.
500
00:21:53,705 --> 00:21:57,007
If only there was a solution.
501
00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:59,075
- And there is!
502
00:21:59,142 --> 00:22:00,342
Smile and stop talking
503
00:22:00,408 --> 00:22:03,244
before you say
something stupid, Freddy.
504
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:06,379
- Rubbers for your dog's dick!
505
00:22:06,446 --> 00:22:08,113
End of presentation.
506
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,815
- Oh, I want one!
- Best idea in history!
507
00:22:10,882 --> 00:22:13,016
- Rock on!
- I like that a lot!
508
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,951
- That was the greatest
thing I've ever seen.
509
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:18,186
Ribbit.
- Pet condoms rule.
510
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,021
Quack.
- Sign my baby!
511
00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:23,356
- The audience has spoken!
512
00:22:23,422 --> 00:22:27,792
This year's Golden Biscuit goes
to Dennis "Bang Bang" Chang
513
00:22:27,858 --> 00:22:30,026
for Pet Condoms.
514
00:22:30,093 --> 00:22:33,495
- Yes! Tanks, yeah-yah!
515
00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:36,197
Oh, oh, yeah, oh,
oh. In your face!
516
00:22:36,264 --> 00:22:39,099
- Ah, damn.
- Don't worry, Q.
517
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,167
You can't eat that
biscuit anyway.
518
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:42,834
I tried.
519
00:22:42,901 --> 00:22:45,369
- Chang Chang
fingerbang suck my wang.
520
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:48,004
I win, bring it in! A-team!
521
00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:51,339
Where my boys at?
Chang chang, bang, bang!
522
00:22:51,406 --> 00:22:55,208
Fuck, I'm high. Eh, tanks, no.
523
00:22:57,010 --> 00:23:00,678
- Thank y'all so much,
but we can't take credit.
524
00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:02,779
- You crazy? Of course we can.
525
00:23:02,846 --> 00:23:06,515
- 'Cause the truth is, well,
we didn't do much of anything.
526
00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:09,350
This here award
belongs to the smartest,
527
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:13,786
most talented, hottest... I
mean, talented... hold up.
528
00:23:13,853 --> 00:23:16,254
This lady... Harper!
529
00:23:16,321 --> 00:23:19,923
Come get your biscuit.
- Wow, you guys.
530
00:23:19,989 --> 00:23:23,458
Come on, oh, thank you.
531
00:23:23,525 --> 00:23:26,928
This is a really special... oh.
- Hey, heathens!
532
00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:28,461
Good afternoon.
533
00:23:28,528 --> 00:23:31,297
I am former teen
idol Kirk Cameron,
534
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:33,665
and the Bible
says premarital sex
535
00:23:33,731 --> 00:23:39,535
between animals is a
sin! Release the locusts!
536
00:23:39,602 --> 00:23:41,336
[locusts buzzing]
537
00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:44,004
[laughs]
538
00:23:44,071 --> 00:23:47,706
A plague on all your houses!
539
00:23:47,773 --> 00:23:50,408
? ?
540
00:23:50,474 --> 00:23:53,510
- Whew-whee, thank the good Lord
541
00:23:53,577 --> 00:23:56,312
no more work for us.
542
00:23:58,246 --> 00:24:00,714
- Yeah, watching Chang flatline
543
00:24:00,781 --> 00:24:02,815
really showed me
that nothing good
544
00:24:02,882 --> 00:24:04,784
comes from having a job.
545
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:08,018
- Huh, this is really taking
the edge off the locust bites.
546
00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:10,620
- Well, boys, I
gotta hand it to you.
547
00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:13,322
Chang made me acting
CEO while he's in rehab.
548
00:24:13,388 --> 00:24:17,058
- And the pet condom idea?
- Oh, that's dead.
549
00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:18,558
We ran a focus
group, and it turns out
550
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,826
most people don't want to
put a rubber on their pet's dick.
551
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,694
- Fucking cowards.
552
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,263
- Anyways, thank you,
guys, for stepping up for me.
553
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,564
But if you ever come
anywhere near ChangCo again,
554
00:24:28,631 --> 00:24:30,432
I will put your
balls in the Vitamix
555
00:24:30,498 --> 00:24:32,067
and set it to puree.
556
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:36,836
- You have our word that
we will never work again.
557
00:24:36,903 --> 00:24:39,171
- [sighs] Wow, what a week.
558
00:24:39,238 --> 00:24:41,806
I need to unwind.
- [inhales]
559
00:24:41,873 --> 00:24:46,041
I suppose you could go to
one of them lady yoga classes
560
00:24:46,108 --> 00:24:48,610
or... - Give me that.
561
00:24:48,676 --> 00:24:51,578
[inhales] Tanks, yeah-yah!
562
00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:52,912
- Yeah!
- Ooh, yeah!
563
00:24:52,979 --> 00:24:54,146
- Whoo, go Harper!
- Go Harper!
564
00:24:54,213 --> 00:24:55,580
- Guess who's got two paws
565
00:24:55,647 --> 00:24:58,582
and is shedding
her uterine lining.
566
00:24:58,649 --> 00:25:00,984
This bitch! [laughs]
567
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,851
? I got my period ?
568
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,453
? I'm not pregnant ?
569
00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:06,687
? Praise the Lord in heaven ?
570
00:25:06,754 --> 00:25:08,788
Pass that dutchy, bitch.
571
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,757
Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff.
572
00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:15,325
Come to not mama. [coughs]
573
00:25:15,392 --> 00:25:16,360
Yes.
574
00:25:16,426 --> 00:25:19,961
? ?
575
00:25:20,028 --> 00:25:21,997
- Hold it.
576
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,465
- Hold it in, weenis.
577
00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:26,833
- Hold it.
578
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:31,302
- Tanks, yeah... [coughing]
579
00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:34,803
[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
580
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,106
- The fuck does that mean?
581
00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:40,040
- [coughs]
582
00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:42,975
[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
583
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,411
? ?
584
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:51,247
- You mean am I twerking hard?
- Or hardly twerking?
585
00:25:51,314 --> 00:25:53,248
[together] Twerking
hard or hardly twerking?
586
00:25:53,315 --> 00:25:55,483
Twerking hard or
hardly twerking?
587
00:25:58,118 --> 00:26:02,587
[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
588
00:26:02,654 --> 00:26:04,555
Tanks, yeah-yah!
589
00:26:04,622 --> 00:26:07,057
- What the fuck does that mean?
590
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:11,459
Tanks, yeah... [coughing]
591
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:14,561
[together] Tanks, yeah-yah!
592
00:26:14,611 --> 00:26:19,161
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