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Welcome to World War None.
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(GUNS FIRING)
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I told you it picks up in season nine.
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What? Huh? Uh...
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- I'm going to go to bed.
- Aw, but you'll miss the part
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where she takes on the Nazis!
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Oh. Night, babe. Night, Hudson.
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BOTH: Night.
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(MUSIC PLAYING, GUNS FIRING ON TV)
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(CAMILLE GRUNTING)
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- (TV SOUNDS ENDING)
- Suit up!
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?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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- It looks so dope!
- It looks so good.
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Okay. You going on
another rogue mission?
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We're cleanin' peens.
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(LAUGHING) Someone spray-painted
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a bunch of... peen-eye at the school.
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We're going to clean up the graffiti,
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and it might require a little light...
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BOTH: (IN HIGH VOICES) Trespassing!
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Come here.
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Keep the leotard on
when you come to bed.
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(SLAPPING)
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(BOTH MURMURING IN HIGH VOICES)
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BOTH: To the streets!
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(LAUGHING)
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- Hey!
- Ah! Jesus.
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- Hey.
- (YELPING) Come on!
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- KHIA: What?
- I hate that fireplace!
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- (TOASTER POPPING)
- (CAMILLE EXHALING)
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Why don't we have fires?
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Oh, remember? Because the flue's stuck.
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Hey, you want to walk to work together?
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Ooh, no time. Got to go.
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- Morning.
- KHIA: Whoa.
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We going to unpack what's
going on with Bieber?
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- Go to work.
- KHIA: Good luck, Mom.
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So, what are you kids up to today?
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Sam got me an audition to
host a weekly cooking segment
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on the Good Morning Gloria Show!
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Rated number one in the country!
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- (CAMILLE LAUGHING)
- LEO: Wow.
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- (PHONE BUZZING)
- What about you, big guy?
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Let me guess. Hanging out with Hudson?
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Another day in paradise.
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You two really stepped it up this year.
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I'm proud of you.
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Okay. That was adorable.
(LAUGHING) What?
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WOMAN ON RECORDING: This is
Robin from the municipality
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of Rockridge calling. Again.
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Andrew, we know what
you have been up to.
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Call me or I will hunt you down.
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I told you not to get caught.
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Bureaucrats can't catch me!
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Free as a bird, baby.
Thanks, Bourne movies.
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Well, she's suspicious,
and if she's suspicious,
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that means that you're
going to... Andrew? Andrew!
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Jah! The Bourne Identity!
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God damn, I hate that fireplace!
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(POPPING)
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I...
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- Treats for the spreadsheets.
- Oh,
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and a homemade lavender
bomb for your bath, Cath.
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This actually batch
turned out real nice.
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Mm. Ah, spoil me.
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You know it.
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- Hey, Mannix.
- Hey.
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Well, I better get to it.
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Put it on my tab.
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Will do. See you.
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Can I ask you something
that's a little weird?
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Uh, yeah. Of course. Anything.
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Is Cathy hooking up with my dad?
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Oh, my God. You're...
You're making me nervous.
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It's just a weekly
segment on a morning show.
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Just the number one rated
morning show in the country.
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Okay. So, should I be nervous?
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No. No. You're going to be great.
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I just want this for you so bad!
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For us! (LAUGHING)
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- Please, hold still.
- Oh, yeah.
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WOMAN: Ah, there she is.
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Hi. I'm Meera, the producer.
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Oh, my God. You're brown.
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Yeah. Uh, so, you feeling ready?
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I think so. I... I haven't
ever done an audition before.
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Oh, there's nothing to be worried about.
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Gloria loves your work.
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Oh, really?
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So, how's Xavier as a boss?
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Things working out?
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- SAM: Yep. Great.
- You have a boss?
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MEERA: Yeah. X and I go way back.
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She said that you are the
best lawyer they've recruited
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- to the firm in years.
- Oh.
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- (PHONE BEEPING)
- Oh. I got to run,
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- but I'll see you out there.
- Okay. (LAUGHING)
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You're working at a firm?
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Uh, let's talk about it later, okay?
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- Are you working at a firm?
- (SAM STAMMERING)
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Please, stop moving.
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Don't tell me. Tell her.
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Please, stop moving.
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Hudson, I'm impressed.
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You've really stepped up your game.
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Well, a lot of that is thanks to Andrew.
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- Oh.
- Mm. You make a great team.
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Though I... I do kind
of miss Jock Vonderpham.
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Oh, do go on, gentlewoman.
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We'll send everything over on Monday.
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(LAUGHING)
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure. Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Cheers. (CHUCKLING)
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(BOTH HUMMING IN HIGH PITCH)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Yeah! Buddy, I can't thank you enough!
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Oh, don't even.
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Working together is the best.
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The best, man.
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(RUMBLING)
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(SIGHING)
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You better bring up the
volume on this one, though.
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- Yeah.
- Oof.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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? Find me where the grass is green ?
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? I'm good, stop asking me ?
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? I don't know about you but I know ?
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? That I'll never let a
waste man crack to me ?
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? I'm just trying to
make y'all dance though ?
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? Songs so good I could
never get cancelled ?
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? Staying in control,
Kyrie with the handles ?
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? Chilling with the
big cats like Daniel ?
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(LAUGHING) Whoa. Hi. Uh, sorry.
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I didn't, uh... didn't see you there.
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Hi. I'm Hudson. Uh, how can I help you?
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Is Andrew Pham here?
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I've tried calling, but...
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Robin. You're Robin,
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and no, no, you can't,
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because he's not here anymore,
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because I fired him.
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So, he moved on,
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and he could be anywhere in the world,
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just like Carmen Sandiego.
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In fact, he's probably
with her right now.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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He's in the bathroom, isn't he?
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HUDSON: What? No. That...
that's... that's a client,
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uh, Mrs...
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(WEAKLY) ... Frantington.
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(IMITATING HIS TONE) Mrs. Frantington?
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Mrs. Fran... it's Swedish.
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Hello!
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Oh, there she go.
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Really, Andrew?
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Fine. (SIGHING)
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You caught me.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Psych!
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The Bourne Supremacy!
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(YELPING)
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Parkour!
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?
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(PANTING)
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?
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Ooh!
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(GRUNTING)
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What it is? Is it the money?
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Because we'll get there eventually!
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Okay. You know how in the movies,
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they write down a number
on a piece of paper
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and then they slide it
across the desk to you?
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- Yes.
- Well, they did that.
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- Okay.
- And when I saw it,
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my whole body clenched
up so hard that I farted.
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I still have the paper
if you want to see it.
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No! No. We are going to make money, too.
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We're about to take off!
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- They're ready for you.
- Okay.
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I thought we were in this together.
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Yeah, well, you don't act like it.
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What does that mean?
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You want to know?
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You are selfish... sometimes.
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I am always the one
coming to your place,
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and half the time,
you're too busy to work.
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And I get it. Your family
comes first, but do you know
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how long it takes to get
to Rockridge from downtown?
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I mean, everything that I have done
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has been to build you up.
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So, yeah, when my literal
dream job became an option,
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I took it.
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I did something for me!
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And I'm still using it to
benefit you and your career!
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Ah! My therapist was right.
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I, um, I needed that.
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You're seeing a therapist?
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Wow.
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They're waiting.
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Hey! (PANTING)
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(GROANING)
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(PANTING)
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(KNOCKING)
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- Hello, Andrew.
- Oh, come on!
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Listen! It wasn't me!
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It isn't you that's
been doing all the things
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you told us you wanted to do?
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Uh, well, look. You
know, it's just, um...
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Andrew, I want to give you a job.
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- What?
- Despite your...
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Interesting methods,
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you've done more this
past year as a citizen
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than Bob's entire department.
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We want to hire you.
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(LAUGHING LOUDLY)
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(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
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(SINGING GIBBERISH)
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Wait. What about Hudson?
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What about Hudson?
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I can't leave him now.
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Can I have some time
to think about this?
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- I can give you two weeks.
- (ANDREW SIGHING)
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Is what I would have said if
you called me back two weeks ago.
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Why would you say it like that?
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I need to submit my yearly
budget by 5:00pm today.
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(ANDREW SIGHING)
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I know that look.
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Let's get a coffee.
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My treat.
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So, tell us, how did Cam
Pham Eats get started?
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Oh, yeah. What was that?
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Well, you worked in hr and
then quit to pursue your dream.
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So, tell us about it. What inspired you?
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Um, can I just have
a... A minute, actually?
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MEERA: Uh, this won't take long.
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Just a few questions
and a bit of you cooking,
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- and then we're done.
- Yeah. No, no, no.
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Of course. Just, um...
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What was the question?
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You see it, though, right?
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Cathy and my dad?
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- Not really.
- No? Oh, okay.
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Maybe I'm just...
Overthinking it. (CHUCKLING)
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I should probably get
out of here. (CHUCKLING)
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Uh, wait.
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I mean, I hadn't really thought of it,
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but now that you mention
it, they are pretty close.
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- Yeah.
- I mean,
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maybe we could figure it out together?
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Yeah, and maybe I could get
one of your caf� cr�mes?
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay. Lay it on me.
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Okay. You remember that woman Robin?
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I can't keep track of your life.
257
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:57,288
Fair. So, the municipality of
Rockridge created a job for me.
258
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,692
I'd be getting paid to make
the community a better place.
259
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,728
But working with Hudson
might be my new dream.
260
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,831
But this is a big opportunity.
261
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,901
But what about my dawg Huddy-Hud?
262
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,469
That's a doozy.
263
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,804
You should talk to Mom.
264
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,039
That's a good idea.
265
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,909
I should get back to the office.
266
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,244
Thanks for the chat, big man.
267
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:26,379
?
268
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,986
Nope.
269
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,192
Appreciate the effort,
but this is filth.
270
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,195
- Hit me up with a mango boba.
- Ah, looks like Bieber
271
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,597
still needs to acquire some taste.
272
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,200
I still like bubble tea more, too.
273
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,334
I'll be right back.
274
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,270
You and Mannix back together?
275
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:51,142
Is that a ghost? Nani Ji?
276
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:54,145
No, and we're just trying to figure out
277
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,213
if Cathy and Hudson are dating.
278
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,484
Hey. Those lights work?
279
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:03,254
Nope. You hooking up with Hudson?
280
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,890
- Sorry. What?
- It's a simple question, Cathy.
281
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,426
Are you and Hudson an item?
282
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,562
Uh, no, Michael Cera.
283
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,897
We're just friends.
284
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,365
Why? What's this about?
285
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,835
He's just messing with you.
286
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,036
(KHIA CHUCKLING)
287
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,041
What was that about? This is my chance
288
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,576
- to reconnect with Mannix.
- Or you could just...
289
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,145
Talk to her.
290
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,647
Also, who's Michael Cera?
291
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:30,783
He real manly?
292
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,017
Never mind.
293
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,185
I'll Google.
294
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,589
Whew! So, how're we
going to figure this out?
295
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,792
Oh.
296
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,661
HUDSON: Hey, buddy. Did Robin catch you?
297
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,998
- Yeah, eventually.
- Well, I got some good news
298
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,533
that'll turn around this whole day.
299
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,768
- Okay.
- I made you partner!
300
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,605
- What?
- Ever since you started
301
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,673
working here, we've doubled my clients,
302
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,741
we're more efficient,
and companies like Jane's
303
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,877
are actually interested in my services.
304
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,013
Check it out.
305
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,081
"Accounting ballers making dollars"?
306
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,249
That's us!
307
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,785
Flip it over.
308
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:12,223
Aw! Aw!
309
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,961
Uh... I got to...
310
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,696
It's a bit early, but okay.
311
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,304
(MUSIC PLAYING)
312
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,206
Because, I mean, who hasn't
got in a fight in the back
313
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,408
of a convenience store
over a bag of flour?
314
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,644
Sorry. I just asked what
your family likes to eat.
315
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:37,048
Um, I... I don't know. I'm sorry.
316
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,184
You... you don't know what
your family likes to eat?
317
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,519
- CAMILLE: I...
- (PHONE BUZZING)
318
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,254
ANDREW: (ON RECORDING)
Babe, it's your phone!
319
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,589
- Pick it up!
- What is that?
320
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,391
ANDREW: Babe, pick up your phone!
321
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,892
- Why aren't you picking up?
- CAMILLE: Um, uh,
322
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,461
that's my phone. Can I just have
two minutes to collect myself?
323
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,330
MEERA: Okay. I'm... I don't really think
324
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,332
that's going to be necessary.
325
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,733
No, no, no, no! No!
326
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,204
MEERA: What are you doing?
327
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,307
Oh, my God. She was on fire.
328
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,009
Can you believe that? How crazy is that?
329
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,278
No, I wasn't! I wasn't!
330
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,547
- So glad that you called.
- Everything okay?
331
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,151
Uh, not really, but just
tell me about your day.
332
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,752
I kind of need to forget
about this right now.
333
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,420
- (BEEPING)
- ANDREW: You know
334
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,222
how Robin's been
trying to track me down?
335
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,092
Well, she offered me a job,
336
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,493
and then Hudson made me partner.
337
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,096
Oh, my God. Babe, that's incredible.
338
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,432
I know, but I can't do both!
339
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,567
Well, which one do you want to do?
340
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,704
Honestly, I thought it
would be working with Hudson,
341
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,307
but when he offered me the partnership,
342
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,242
it just didn't feel right,
343
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,411
not with my dream job on the line.
344
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,347
Sounds like you have your answer.
345
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,183
ANDREW: (SIGHING)
I can't hurt Hudson, though!
346
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,051
He's so happy!
347
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,519
CAMILLE: He'll understand.
348
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,923
This is a... a great opportunity.
349
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,392
SAM: Or you could thank me
for not being on fire anymore.
350
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,393
You know, as... as your lawyer,
351
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,595
you are welcome for
eliminating the chance
352
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,532
of spontaneous... fire lawsuits.
353
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,167
What?
354
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,003
Uh, Camille? How'd the audition go?
355
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,195
Oh, uh, not great. Just kind of
in the middle of it right now.
356
00:15:09,196 --> 00:15:11,408
- ANDREW: Why did you answer the phone?
- I don't know.
357
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,677
You give me confidence.
358
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,080
ANDREW: Aw! You love me so much!
359
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,682
Deal with it. I got to go.
360
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,584
- ANDREW: Love you, babe.
- Love you, too.
361
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,087
Sam, thank you for being so careful
362
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,623
when it comes to fire safety.
363
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,592
But if you don't mind, I
got an audition to crush.
364
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,295
- Uh, shall we begin again?
- Yeah. I think we're done here.
365
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,297
My name is Camille Pham,
366
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,498
and when I was 14 years old,
367
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,167
my mom passed away.
368
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,504
And ever since, I've
been remixing her recipes
369
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,173
to bring friends and family together
370
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,774
around the dinner table,
371
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,677
to create the moments
I didn't get with her.
372
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,854
(SHOUTING) Andrew, why is
my stapler on your desk?
373
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,190
- Because I was stapling?
- How long have you been
374
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,324
stealing from the firm?
375
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,827
- What?
- I can't believe I was going to make you partner.
376
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,663
You're fired! Go on! Get out of here!
377
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:10,268
Hudson... are you Harry
and the Hendersons-ing me?
378
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,503
No!
379
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,271
You heard everything, didn't you?
380
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,473
Why didn't you tell me about Robin?
381
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,608
Because I just found out!
382
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,810
And if I don't accept the
job by 5:00pm, I lose it!
383
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,178
Well, what are you waiting for?
384
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,214
What about accounting ballers...
385
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,482
Wah-wah-wah-wah bah-bah-bah.
386
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,218
We'll always be dawgs, dawg.
387
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,088
Go to her.
388
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,288
You sure?
389
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,389
I'm sure, man.
390
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,565
Bourne, the one with Jeremy Renner!
391
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,568
(DOOR OPENING)
392
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,436
Oh! Man, hey! Hey, buddy!
393
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,571
- You forgot your phone!
- (DOOR CLOSING)
394
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,606
Oh, he's not going to make it.
395
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,044
Okay. I need to get
another part for this thing.
396
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,112
I'll be back soon.
397
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,447
KHIA: Okay. No problem.
398
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,595
Okay. This is our chance. What
do you think her password is?
399
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:05,789
Wait. Hudson. No. Okay. Huddy? No.
400
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,658
(SIGHING) They're just friends.
401
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,761
- How do you know?
- I just found out,
402
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,329
and I didn't tell you right away
403
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,463
because we're finally hanging out.
404
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,566
- Khia.
- I'm sorry.
405
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,136
I don't want to keep
anything from you anymore,
406
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:22,473
because I know that that's what
messed everything up before.
407
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,108
You've avoided me all year,
408
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,411
and I hate that I am
losing my best friend.
409
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,281
(SIGHING) I miss you.
410
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:36,350
?
411
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,994
Uh, I think Bubble Bae is breaking.
412
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,429
Oh.
413
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,430
There's this... unplug it, maybe.
414
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,698
- Um, I'm...
- Yeah?
415
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,500
(KHIA CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
416
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,436
Sorry about the lean.
417
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,505
You know me. Just keen to lean.
418
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,607
No. I... I get it. (CHUCKLING)
419
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,910
I miss you.
420
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,714
I just... I don't think
we should lean anymore.
421
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,518
I want my best friend back.
422
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,588
Right. So, friends, right?
423
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,922
- Yeah.
- (DOOR OPENING, BELL JINGLING)
424
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,595
What did you do to my phone?
425
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,532
(WHISPERING) I disabled it.
426
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,668
SAM: Oh, that was interesting.
427
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,837
I can't believe I booked the gig.
428
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,274
I can. It's TV. Everyone
loves a little drama.
429
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,077
Hey, you know I support you, right?
430
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,478
Yeah, I know.
431
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,947
Actually, um,
432
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,549
Dr. Handa Peru suggested
we do a group session.
433
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,750
Your therapist?
434
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,351
Okay. Let's do it,
435
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,887
because I have been a bad friend,
436
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,822
and that is going to change.
437
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,425
It better. Otherwise, I'm
going to have to break out
438
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,492
the fire extinguisher.
439
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,628
(BOTH LAUGHING)
440
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,965
So, are you going to show
me how much you're making?
441
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,633
Oh, I've been dying to tell someone.
442
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,368
(CAMILLE SQUEALING)
443
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,703
- Holy farts!
- I know. I know.
444
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,104
That's what I said, but with my butt.
445
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,174
Oh, dinner is on you!
446
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,975
I want to get cocktails.
447
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,011
(SAM LAUGHING)
448
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,146
(ANDREW PANTING)
449
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,249
(GRUNTING)
450
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,583
The Bourne Ultimatum!
451
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,785
Am I too late?
452
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,154
- Yes.
- What? No!
453
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,524
Ah! Why?
454
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,393
ROBIN: But Hudson called.
455
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,128
The job is yours.
456
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,563
Why would you say it like that?
457
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,532
Wait. Did Bob actually retire?
458
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,268
Or were you finally able to fire him?
459
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,535
MAN: Neither, you turd!
460
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,604
- ANDREW: Troi oi!
- (BOB SNICKERING)
461
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,138
You'll be working with Bob.
462
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,808
Co-heads of the community
development department.
463
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,410
Are you f-ing kidding me?
464
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,877
See you Monday.
465
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,281
(BOB SNICKERING)
466
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,582
This is going to be fun.
467
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:49,922
(SIGHING)
468
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,792
Who dented my car?
469
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,564
- ANDREW: Okay.
- (CAMILLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
470
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,799
Everyone, a toast.
471
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,435
It's been a big year. Lots of changes.
472
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,737
But one thing will never change.
473
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,772
We've always got each other.
474
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,043
Here's to work friends
becoming friend friends.
475
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,644
And to Camille's new cooking segment.
476
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,379
And Andrew's new job.
477
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,315
And Sam's new job.
478
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,716
ANDREW: And Hudson's new client.
479
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,251
- HUDSON: Yeah.
- Cheers.
480
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,253
Cheers, man.
481
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,756
(ANDREW STAMMERING)
482
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,189
HUDSON: Oh!
483
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,457
Stop.
484
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,527
Are you two...
485
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,127
Just friends.
486
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,663
I'll tell you about it later.
487
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,198
You know what? I, uh, I have an idea.
488
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,068
(SHOUTING) Leo, do you want
to come down here for a minute?
489
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,937
Oh, uh, maybe don't mention,
uh, Leo's little, uh, moustache.
490
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,673
We're rolling with it.
491
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,008
- Oh.
- KHIA: Hey.
492
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,010
What?
493
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,143
You shaved.
494
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,912
Yeah. The 'stache was making Moby sad.
495
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,197
- He doesn't have pubes yet...
- Okay. Let's, uh,
496
00:20:51,198 --> 00:20:53,284
keep Moby's pube
situation on the down low.
497
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,486
I got pubes last year. No biggie.
498
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,888
(LAUGHING) Good for you.
499
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,157
Oh, babe, you one of
the wet bandits now?
500
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,693
No. Now that we're
making some real money,
501
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,428
I am unsticking the flue,
502
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,564
and we are putting in a gas fireplace.
503
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,566
- HUDSON: Hey, all right.
- ANDREW: Okay!
504
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,201
(SAM, KHIA CHEERING)
505
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,937
- CAMILLE: There we go.
- (ANIMAL CHITTERING)
506
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,006
Racoon! It's in the house!
507
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,644
(ALL SCREAMING)
508
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,113
Don't look at it in the eyes!
(SCREAMING)
509
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:27,713
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