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ANDREW: So, the bear's looking at us,
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and we're looking at the
bear like, "what do we do?"
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Yeah, and that's when we decided to
just let the bear keep the cooler.
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Other than that, the RV trip was great.
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LEO: And Jojo's cottage was amazing.
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I caught a fish with my bare hands!
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(CHUCKLING)
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It was dead, but still.
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BOTH: Karate!
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Oh, sorry, were you saying
something? You were muted.
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Come on! That was like three
weeks' worth of stories!
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Yeah, I'm kidding. Ish.
(AUDIO GLITCHING, STUTTERING)
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Oh, too far from the Wi-Fi. Hold on.
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Okay.
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- So, what are the kids getting these days?
- Spaceship popsicles.
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I'll have the rum raisin.
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Okay, old man.
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And, um, what flavours
of soft serve do you have?
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Vanilla, chocolate,
strawberry, or coconut,
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or we could do a swirl.
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Okay, I will do a
strawberry coconut swirl.
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Actually, never mind.
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Um, I'll do a swirl, for sure,
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- but I will do the coconut...
- (MAN SIGHING)
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- Just pick something.
- Excuse me?
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There's no butter
chicken ice cream, okay?
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So, just, you know,
pick a normal flavour
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or go back to your country.
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?
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?
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(APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
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Chocolate coconut swirl, please.
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It's on the house!
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KHIA: Hello? Dad? What
are you looking at?
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The sexiest woman in the world.
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Ew.
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?
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? Got the face on like "oh, yeah" ?
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? In the mirror looking
like "oh, yeah" ?
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Woo! Camille!
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Do I look like Rockridge's
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new community development
coordinator, or what?
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You are gonna smash this interview.
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Kill it, murder it!
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You're gonna do great. You ready?
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Babe, I've got plans on plans on plans!
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Wow, the tabs have tabs.
I love the confidence.
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Right?
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'Cause, you know, it's not like
our whole financial security
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- rests on me getting this job.
- Okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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No one else has that
Andrew Pham je ne sais quoi.
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True, true.
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Plus, Cam Pham eats
launches in one week.
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You ready for the focus group?
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Well, let's see.
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Wha-bam! I got plans on
plans on plans on plans!
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Oh, damn! (IMITATING AIR HORN)
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I think my logo says,
like, tasty, professional,
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hire me, tell all your friends,
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but not in a thirsty way.
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Now, will you finally tell
me how much you love it?
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Not yet, but...
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I did prepare some notes
so you know I wasn't
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influenced by the experts.
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Oh, okay.
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No peeking there.
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Or in here.
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(LAUGHING)
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Let's get it. Woo!
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? Yeah, uh ?
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? Yeah, we hustle all day (all day) ?
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? Yeah, we're workin' yeah,
we're workin' every day ?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Go for Leo. Oh.
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Hey! Get out of my room!
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Make me. Oh right, you can't.
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You're in Paris.
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- What was...
- (BEEPING)
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Oh, that's Moby on the other line.
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He's got a hot NFT tip.
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Wait, NFT? Look, I called
because I kind of...
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- Gotta go!
- Neighbourhood Fun Team unite!
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NFT, baby!
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Jojo found a dead skunk by the creek.
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We're gonna poke it with
sticks later. You in?
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It's dead?
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Yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool.
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Cool, see you there.
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?
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Okay, Robin is the chief
administrative officer,
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and she chooses who replaces Bob.
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People call her Tolstoy
because she's hard to read.
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Got it. Make Robin fall in love with me.
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Professionally.
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Bob, who's the retiring
community development coordinator,
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he will also be there. He's checked out,
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but his approval's good to have.
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Got it. Make Bob fall in
love with me. Professionally.
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- Hey, Barb?
- Yeah?
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Super clutch of you to set this up.
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I have my reasons.
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?
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Andrew, it's a pleasure.
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We've heard nothing but good things.
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I've heard good and bad things.
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Well, hopefully, good meaning good,
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and bad also meaning good.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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KHIA: Ring-ring... ugh.
No, I'm not doing this.
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Sorry, it's my daughter. She's in Paris,
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probably calling about
a cool croissant she ate.
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So, what makes you the best
candidate for the job, Andrew?
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Right to it. I like that.
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I've been a stay at home dad
in Rockridge for over a decade.
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I know this community inside and out.
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In fact, I've prepared
a little tour to show you
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the Rockridge I know and love,
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along with a few ideas
on how we can improve it.
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If you've got time.
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- We don't.
- Come on, Robin.
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He planned a tour.
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In my books, that makes
him frontrunner material.
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Let's stretch the old gams.
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Fine.
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I need to change my shoes.
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Okay, check this out. Tiny libraries.
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Everyone loves 'em,
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but the problem with these things is
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homemade erotica.
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ROBIN: "The ocean's motion,
a titillating journey
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through the seven seas."
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I'm all for gettin'
sexy with your words,
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but kids have access to these things!
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So, I propose that we add
a teensy weensy library
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at the very back that
only adults can access.
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Like a video store.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Next, Rockridge slides.
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Correction, scorching
hot sheets of metal.
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(SCREAMING)
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Walk it off, Alex.
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A bunch of our parks have
these outdated metal slides.
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If I get the job, I'm gonna swap out
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these prehistoric butt
burners for plastic ones.
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- (THUMPING, SIZZLING)
- Chicken anyone?
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Andrew, I am impressed.
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Listen, stop by my office
before you head home.
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? So you like it, how I do? ?
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Frontrunner.
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? Merci beaucoup ?
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? It ain't no thing, babe ?
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? I'm in my lane, babe ?
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Thank you all for joining us today.
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Dig in and we will get started.
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Brace yourselves, for you are the cho...
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Holy crap this is good.
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Thank you, Cathy!
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If your business fails, you can
come cook for me at Bubble Bae.
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Thank you, Cathy.
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Each of you has a
perspective that will help us
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to prepare to launch this
business into the world!
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Yes, just know that today you
have not invited your father,
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but rather an esteemed
professor of business.
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You would be wise to
keep your ears open,
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and perhaps learn a thing or two.
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I run a small business, man.
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And you know what they say
about those who can't do.
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Small man, small business.
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Rude!
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Oh! Hey, sweetie.
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You want to join? We need
a little youth demographic.
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Nah. Kind of a big day.
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Gonna poke the skunk.
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Don't know if I'm ready.
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Oh, well, uh... don't
ever feel peer pressured
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to do any, um, poking,
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because exploration...
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Should be done on my own terms.
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Yes.
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Y'all know what "poke
the skunk" means, right?
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Obviously! It means...
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No results.
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Hey, who is ready to see the logo?
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(CHEERING)
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- Absolutely.
- Okay!
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Wha-bam! (IMITATING EXPLOSION)
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Looks great.
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Okay, okay! Don't hold back.
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Tell me what you think.
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Why would somebody hire
you to cook in their home
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when there are restaurants?
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Oh, no. No, no. I meant about the logo.
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(GROANING)
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What?
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(MUMBLING)
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Okay, spit it out.
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Camp Ham.
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- What?
- Camp Ham.
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It looks like it says "Camp Ham."
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Yes, okay.
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I did not notice that
before registering my name.
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(KNOCKING) Heyo!
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Hey, welcome to the Bob cave.
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So, I couldn't get a
read on Robin earlier.
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Do you think she...
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- Oh, she loved you.
- Yeah? Good.
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Is that your family?
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Yeah, that's Vance and
the twins, Tina and Turner.
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Hey, I want you to know
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I'll pick up right where you left off.
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I'll make you proud.
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Listen, Andrew, I like you.
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I mean, who fights off
a raccoon with a rake
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in the middle of an interview.
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- He had it coming.
- It was the greatest.
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So, I guess I'll just
come right out and say it.
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Yeah?
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You're not getting the job.
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What's that now?
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Wait, so, you're not retiring?
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Nah. All your projects
and your ambition,
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it's left me wanting to do
something more, you know?
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Leave a legacy.
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What about your family?
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Don't you want to spend
more time with Vance
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- and little Tina and Turner?
- Oh, my God, no.
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The twins are in their twenties
now and they are the worst.
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They keep trying to get me into crypto
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and Vance is making me watch
every Drag Race franchise,
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starting with France.
Families. Ugh, am I right?
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Well, don't leave me hanging.
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Barb? Barb.
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What's up?
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It's Bob. He's not retiring.
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(SCOFFING) I was afraid of this.
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Okay, meet me in the
boardroom in 10 minutes.
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I have to go get a tuna
sandwich before they sell out.
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This office loves
their tuna. (CHUCKLING)
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We can fix this.
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You want a tuna? All right.
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?
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Now, are these the
colours you'll be using?
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Have we considered something more regal?
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Uh, that's a good note.
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- Perhaps a vibe that...
- (PHONE VIBRATING)
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- ANDREW: Babe, it's your phone.
- ... is more herbaceous.
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- You know, with the logo...
- Babe, pick up your phone.
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- ... just throw an eggplant in.
- Given what I eat here,
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- and given when I see there.
- So glad that you called.
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I just need to hear your voice.
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(SIGHING) I didn't get the job.
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What? Barb said it was a sure thing.
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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The guy's not retiring.
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Okay, wow. Okay.
256
00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:39,043
Barb thinks we can fix it after tuna.
257
00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:40,112
So, I'll stay?
258
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,780
Of course. Go get that job.
259
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,950
- Love you.
- Love you.
260
00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:46,450
... a flair! Or a vibe.
261
00:10:46,487 --> 00:10:49,754
Oh, also, the font should
feel more delicious.
262
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,990
Have you considered comic sans?
263
00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:55,660
See, the love that Cathy
has for your pakoras,
264
00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:58,129
that's the love you should
have for this product.
265
00:10:58,131 --> 00:11:00,798
(VOICES OVERLAPPING AND FADING)
266
00:11:02,336 --> 00:11:04,402
In the 15 years that
I have had this job,
267
00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:06,671
Bob has wormed his way out of every
268
00:11:06,673 --> 00:11:08,940
responsibility he has ever had.
269
00:11:09,075 --> 00:11:14,079
And now he is worming
his way out of retirement.
270
00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:15,947
It finally happened,
I'm too inspirational.
271
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:17,449
No. That's not it.
272
00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:19,751
I think this retirement has
been a sham from the beginning.
273
00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,419
So, what can we do about it?
274
00:11:21,488 --> 00:11:24,022
Well, if Bob were to,
say, accept an "incentive."
275
00:11:24,091 --> 00:11:26,825
Damn, Barb. Blackmail?!
276
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,361
He is a loop-hole finding rule-breaker
277
00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:32,530
who neglects his job and
doesn't care about the community.
278
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,233
He's your opposite.
279
00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:36,768
(GASPING) The anti-Andrew.
280
00:11:36,837 --> 00:11:38,838
- Exactly.
- The prophecy has been foretold.
281
00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:40,705
Now, lift your shirt.
282
00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:45,409
You know every phone has
a voice recorder, right?
283
00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:46,911
Since when?
284
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:47,947
Since ever.
285
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,715
No bribes! I inspired him.
286
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,385
I just have to un-inspire him.
287
00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:58,923
?
288
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,858
Since ever? Hm.
289
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,194
(BEEPING) My name is Barb
290
00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:04,930
and I'm a bylaw enforcement officer.
291
00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:06,065
These are my stories.
292
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,133
(BEEPING)
293
00:12:07,134 --> 00:12:08,135
RECORDING: My name is Barb
294
00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:09,801
and I'm a bylaw enforcement officer.
295
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:11,703
?
296
00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:15,006
Well, that wasn't so bad.
297
00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:16,474
They hated it.
298
00:12:16,476 --> 00:12:18,876
Totally normal for any focus group.
299
00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:22,881
You know, we do this sort of thing
so we can catch stuff like Camp Ham.
300
00:12:22,883 --> 00:12:25,416
Camp ham is the least of our worries.
301
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,418
Hey, we got this, okay?
302
00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:30,221
But we only get one
shot at a company launch.
303
00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:32,557
So, I say we push back a few weeks,
304
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,026
we get our heads on
straight, 'cause we got this.
305
00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,295
A few weeks? Sam, I...
306
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:40,698
I will see you Monday,
first thing. Okay?
307
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:41,966
Or around 10:00.
308
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:45,370
Probably closer to 10:30,
if I'm being honest.
309
00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:46,439
But I'll be here.
310
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:56,748
Bob-o, buddy, just want
to thank you for saving me
311
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,717
from 30 years of hell.
312
00:12:58,852 --> 00:13:00,751
How so?
313
00:13:00,787 --> 00:13:02,420
This place.
314
00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:04,522
It's like a Rockridge Azkaban.
315
00:13:04,524 --> 00:13:06,524
Sucking everyone's souls.
316
00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:08,193
What is this about?
317
00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:09,861
Just telling it like it is, my man.
318
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:12,263
This place is a dream tomb.
319
00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:14,265
Okay, I get it.
320
00:13:14,301 --> 00:13:17,002
You want this job, so you're
trying to un-inspire me.
321
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:20,905
Why would I retire when I can
sit here for another ten years
322
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,274
doing nothing and getting paid?
323
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:26,678
This place isn't a dream
tomb, it's a dream...
324
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:29,614
Womb.
325
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,683
Bob.
326
00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:35,953
Dad to dad, father to father.
327
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,023
I need this.
328
00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:40,725
My wife just quit her job
to start a new company,
329
00:13:40,794 --> 00:13:43,762
and this job is my best
shot at helping my family.
330
00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:46,297
Poor planning on your
part does not necessitate
331
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:48,566
an emergency on mine.
332
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:53,138
?
333
00:13:53,407 --> 00:13:56,574
LEO: You don't even know. My day sucked.
334
00:13:56,710 --> 00:14:00,044
I was gonna poke the
skunk, but I couldn't do it.
335
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,312
KHIA: Huh?
336
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:04,115
Uh, so, you know, if you
ever want to talk about
337
00:14:04,151 --> 00:14:07,985
anything with your body...
338
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,055
KHIA: Ew!
339
00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:11,255
Uh, Khia, how are you?
340
00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:12,557
ANDREW: Sorry I missed your call.
341
00:14:12,692 --> 00:14:14,191
Fine.
342
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:15,994
You know, you didn't have to
stay up just to call me back.
343
00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:18,229
You know what? Tomorrow
I'm just gonna do it.
344
00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:21,599
Everyone else is doing
it, so why can't I?
345
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:24,168
Okay. Okay, okay. Ow. Ow!
346
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,607
So, what're your big plans for the day?
347
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,278
Uh, pastries, museums, coffee. Same old.
348
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,545
Hm.
349
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:36,948
It's been different
with Mannix and her mom.
350
00:14:37,017 --> 00:14:38,282
- (SNORING)
- And Paris is...
351
00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:39,351
Chicken slide!
352
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:42,220
You're tired. I'll let you guys go.
353
00:14:42,222 --> 00:14:44,422
Okay. Love you.
354
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,524
- Love you.
- Love you.
355
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,495
(SIGHING) Let's get some sleep.
356
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:51,695
Tomorrow is a new day.
357
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,433
Yeah.
358
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:57,835
You know, I was thinking that
359
00:14:57,871 --> 00:15:00,972
maybe it's time we sell the sports car.
360
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,541
Oh.
361
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,242
But you know what?
362
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,379
When have the Phams ever given up?
363
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:12,383
Tomorrow Leo is gonna poke the skunk
364
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:16,254
and I'm, well, I'm gonna go handle Bob.
365
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:18,322
Professionally.
366
00:15:18,391 --> 00:15:21,259
Maybe I'll just work on my logo a bit.
367
00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:23,427
You're gonna smash
it, kill it, murder it.
368
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:25,998
Goodnight.
369
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,867
- Is Leo masturbating?
- Yes.
370
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,027
- Should I...
- No.
371
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:39,510
?
372
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:41,345
How did you find out where I live?
373
00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:43,081
Our tiny library has an old phone book.
374
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:45,449
Look, Andrew. Why don't you get it?
375
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:46,884
You lost. Go home.
376
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:51,489
Bob, you were real with
me, I'll be real with you.
377
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:53,758
You're holding Rockridge back.
378
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,094
My plan gets more done in a
year than you've accomplished
379
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,429
in your entire career.
380
00:15:58,498 --> 00:15:59,498
Don't you want that?
381
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:02,166
Hm. Nope. I wanna do diddly squat
382
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,702
and get bonuses for being
"fiscally responsible."
383
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:05,704
(LAUGHING)
384
00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:07,504
Bobby, when your friend leaves,
385
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:08,906
can you give me a hand with the dishes?
386
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,776
Saturdays are for my plants!
387
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,978
Oops. Thought it was Sunday.
388
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:16,780
Robin is clueless, Barb is a loser,
389
00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:19,984
and you are not worth my time.
390
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:25,522
Barb? You get all that?
391
00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:27,458
BARB: Robin and I heard it all,
392
00:16:27,494 --> 00:16:30,127
and we'll be right there.
393
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,764
You snitch!
394
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,733
?
395
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:37,802
Hey. Thanks for the leftovers.
396
00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:39,670
I ate 'em on the drive home.
397
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,338
Hey, Cathy.
398
00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:43,307
What do you think about this?
399
00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:46,110
Looks terrible.
400
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:47,645
I know!
401
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,280
I don't know what to
do about this thing!
402
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,182
'Kay. Yeah, I'm not great with...
403
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,520
... emotions, but I feel like this isn't
404
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:57,988
really about the logo.
405
00:16:58,024 --> 00:17:00,457
It's about everything.
406
00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:02,226
My whole business.
407
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,560
If I don't get it off the ground soon,
408
00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:05,029
I'm going to have to
go back to corporate,
409
00:17:05,164 --> 00:17:07,831
and I will lose it if I ever
have to say the word "synergy"
410
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:11,469
- or "circle back... "
- Okay. Gotcha. Question.
411
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:12,770
Why did you change the logo?
412
00:17:12,772 --> 00:17:14,706
Because everyone hated it.
413
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,241
I said it was great, and you like it,
414
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,010
so why are you listening
to a bunch of people
415
00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,511
who don't understand your business?
416
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:24,982
Because I... have never
done this before, okay?
417
00:17:25,118 --> 00:17:27,118
I like cooking, but I
don't understand logos
418
00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:28,187
and social campaigns.
419
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,521
And I hate hiring staff, managing stock,
420
00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:31,557
and most of my customers.
421
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:34,125
Running a business is hard,
422
00:17:34,127 --> 00:17:36,695
but Bubble Bae is mine, and I
get to do what I want with it.
423
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,730
Right.
424
00:17:38,732 --> 00:17:41,532
Okay, tell me this.
425
00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:44,002
How'd your food go over yesterday?
426
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:45,269
Oh, uh...
427
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,074
Great. I changed how much masala
that I put in the chicken and...
428
00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:53,477
I don't care. I was just making a point.
429
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,279
Your business is making food for people
430
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,547
and everyone always loves your food.
431
00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:58,615
You're gonna be fine.
432
00:18:01,087 --> 00:18:02,653
And if you crash and burn,
the offer to come cook for me
433
00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:04,155
at Bubble Bae still stands.
434
00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,524
Thank you, Cathy.
435
00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:13,764
I am very disappointed.
436
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,400
(CHUCKLING)
437
00:18:15,402 --> 00:18:16,834
In you two!
438
00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:19,370
Why would you say it like that?
439
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:21,739
You told me this was
a Rockridge emergency.
440
00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:23,908
Wh... well, it is an emergency.
441
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,644
- Bob isn't retiring!
- Not surprising.
442
00:18:26,779 --> 00:18:29,446
- And he called you clueless!
- I'm not clueless.
443
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:31,949
I see and hear all.
444
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,323
What Bob calls me at home
is none of my business.
445
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,527
- You should hear what I call him.
- (CHUCKLING)
446
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:41,993
This is my dream job.
447
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,128
You have the right temperament,
but you lack experience.
448
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:46,930
Have you considered one of
our entry level positions?
449
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,999
I hire the entry level positions!
450
00:18:49,035 --> 00:18:50,035
And would you...
451
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:51,069
I would not.
452
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,473
See you Monday?
453
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:56,673
Yeah...
454
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,743
ROBIN: Robert.
455
00:18:58,812 --> 00:19:00,544
? I got my lights up,
anyone who takes us on ?
456
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,680
? I gotta keep on... ?
457
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:05,016
Oh.
458
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,018
(GROANING)
459
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,286
How did it go?
460
00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:10,021
Not good.
461
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,824
Thanks for fighting for us, babe.
462
00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,692
(GROANING)
463
00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:16,427
- What is that smell?
- (SNIFFING)
464
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:17,538
- Oh.
- Oh, is that...
465
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,297
- Oh, oh.
- Oh.
466
00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:20,798
- Okay. Hey, buddy.
- I did it.
467
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,567
I poked that skunk down by the creek!
468
00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:26,704
Oh, my gosh, you were
talking about a real skunk!
469
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:27,906
Yeah, what did you think I meant?
470
00:19:27,974 --> 00:19:30,775
Uh, you know what?
471
00:19:30,844 --> 00:19:31,909
Go take a shower.
472
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,349
Better open a window.
473
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,884
?
474
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:42,119
Babe, I crunched the numbers
475
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:44,788
and we only have, like,
six months of savings left.
476
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:47,591
It's fine. I'm gonna launch this week.
477
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,796
Aw.
478
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:53,131
I almost forgot!
479
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:59,266
?
480
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,275
(CHUCKLING)
481
00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:07,878
I am so inspired by you.
482
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:10,281
Every single day you go after your dream
483
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,415
and you're crushing it.
484
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,253
You're pretty inspiring
yourself, you know that?
485
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,022
Naw, I let you down.
486
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:21,025
No, no. You are amazing.
487
00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:24,695
Okay? And the right job is out there.
488
00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:25,697
It's just a matter of time.
489
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:26,765
Yeah?
490
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:33,504
You know, there is one job I
have relevant experience in.
491
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,707
Oh, maybe we should poke the skunk?
492
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:37,842
Oh...
493
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:38,911
(LAUGHING)
494
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,815
KHIA: Ring-ring. Ugh,
no. Not doing this.
495
00:20:46,085 --> 00:20:48,418
Ring-ring. Ugh, no. Not doing this.
496
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:52,323
Khia, what's up?
497
00:20:52,392 --> 00:20:53,724
It's like the middle of the night there.
498
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,127
Yeah. So, I know that
it's expensive to change,
499
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:59,997
but can I come home early?
500
00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:02,835
Yeah.
501
00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:04,201
Of course.
502
00:21:04,337 --> 00:21:05,736
What's going on?
503
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,404
Nothing, I just...
504
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,142
Why is your shirt off?
505
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,113
- Were you...
- What? No.
506
00:21:16,248 --> 00:21:18,683
Why would you answer the phone?!
507
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:20,485
- (GROANING)
- (CALL DISCONNECTING)
508
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,620
Mm!
509
00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:25,455
?
510
00:21:25,505 --> 00:21:30,055
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