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What up, Leo?
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Where's Rufus?
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Rufus?
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My goldfish.
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His bowl's still in my room,
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but it's empty.
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Oh, yeah.
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Crazy story.
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Uh, after you fell asleep,
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I went in your room like I always do,
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and I... I tucked you back in.
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And I look over at Rufus,
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and, um, I could tell that he...
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Is Rufus dead?
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No!
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You're too much, my man.
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He's...
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He's on a farm.
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Yeah. That's... Oh, no. That's it,
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because I looked at him,
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and he looked so tired!
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So I found this, like, dope
self-care spot for fish,
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and, uh, I took him.
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In the middle of the night?
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I know. Weird, right?
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When's he coming back?
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When he's ready.
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Well, that's what they said.
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We'll see.
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(GROANING)
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Oh... there's my big guy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
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I... I... I wanted to tell him,
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but he's... he's so sensitive,
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and I... I don't know
where he gets it from.
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Mm, yeah. Well, he'll
toughen up eventually.
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(ANDREW SOBBING)
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?
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KHIA: It smells so good.
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(CHUCKLING) Chocolate
chip cookie sandwiches
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with buttercream filling.
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Ooh. Can I have one?
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No. Sorry. I have a rough day at work.
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Ooh. It's fire-mageddon today.
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Your mom's got to fire,
like, eight people.
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CAMILLE: Twelve people.
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The entire department on the 32nd floor.
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Well, I hope they can pay
their rent off cookies.
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- Khia!
- Sorry!
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- They'll be okay, right?
- Yeah. I mean,
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like I always tell them,
the next opportunity
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- is right around the corner.
- Hey.
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CAMILLE: Right?
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El Tigre? Finally!
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Is Leo ordering stuff for himself now?
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Yeah. We might be
slipping up as parents.
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(SIGHING) Well, I'm off.
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I hope your day is better than mine.
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- Bye, Mom!
- You got this!
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- (SCREAMING ON PHONE)
- Oh! What the hell is that?
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Face Rippers.
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Ugh, really?
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Do you want to go see it with me?
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Are you... Did you...
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I'm not saying it again.
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Fourteen years I have waited
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for my child to ask me
to hang out as friends!
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A friend who has a car,
who can drive me there.
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Today is the day everything changes.
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It's just a movie.
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Yeah! (LAUGHING)
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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No, no. Just, uh, our
first, uh, hangout movie
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that you invited me to.
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Yeah. No big deal!
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- No problemo.
- (SCREAMING ON PHONE)
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(GROANING) But does it
have to be that movie?
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Yeah. All my friends have seen it,
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and they're making inside jokes.
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Tell you what. Double bill.
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I'll see the horror if you
see a rom-com chaser after.
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Rom-coms are so clich� and predictable.
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Exactly! They're cozy and safe,
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and no one has to climb a
mountain without a harness.
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That wasn't even a horror movie.
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Yeah. Tell that to my nightmares.
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- MAN ON PHONE: Rip, rip.
- What?
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MAN ON PHONE: Take a sip.
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(SCREAMING ON PHONE)
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Finally. You said, "Start the movie,"
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and then you disappeared
to the bathroom.
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The entire police academy
has practically graduated.
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I was trying to fix my mind palace.
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You've lost me.
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The basement bathroom.
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It's been clogged for days.
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You know, when I was a
kid, there was one bathroom.
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You have three. Pick another one.
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But it's my favourite one!
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Everyone else avoids it.
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I do all my thinking in there,
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and I've got a lot of thinking to do.
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- What's on your mind?
- LEO: Lots of stuff,
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like, where do thoughts even come from?
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And I'm trying to figure out
which pizza's the best right now
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and what I want for my birthday and...
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Okay. Why don't we focus on
the most important thing first?
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Have you tried a plunger?
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Plunger was useless.
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- I've even tried El Tigre.
- El Tigre, you say?
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It's basically the hottest
name in drain snakes right now.
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- And?
- It got stuck,
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and the toilet's still clogged.
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Not for long.
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To the mind palace!
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(GRUNTING)
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So, have all your
friends seen Face Rippers?
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- Yeah.
- (SIGHING)
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It was so much easier
when you liked cartoons.
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- What's it about?
- Well, the title's pretty self-explanatory.
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It's a family on a farm who...
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Why is it always a farm?
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- WOMAN: I don't care.
- KHIA: I don't know.
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WOMAN: It needs to
move. You own a driveway.
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Does it, though? I
mean, like, does anyone
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really know where anything needs to be?
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- (BARB SIGHING)
- What's going on?
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Barb wants me to move
the car, but it's dead.
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Have some respect for the dead, Barbara.
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- Uh...
- Dad, we've got a movie to see.
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Ignore us. We're just passing through.
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Have I taught you nothing?
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Our neighbour is being harassed.
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No, you just don't want
to go see Face Rippers.
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Oh, that is a shocking accusation.
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All I can think about is Face Rippers.
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What can we do? Can we push it?
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Nah, the trunk's full of bricks.
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I don't care what you have
to do, but it need to be
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off the sidewalk ASAP, or else.
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Or else what? You keep hounding me?
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How does a ticket and a tow truck sound?
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Um, I prefer the hounding. (LAUGHING)
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- (BARB GROANING)
- Hey, I'll get the car
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- and some jumper cables.
- What?
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- Barbara.
- Dad!
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We'll be out of here
in five minutes, tops!
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(SIGHING)
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CAMILLE: I'm so sorry,
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and really, we would have to do this
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even if you were doing
a great job. (CHUCKLING)
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And your next opportunity
is right around the corner.
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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- How many kills so far?
- Four down, eight to go.
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(LAUGHING) That's tough.
Eh, it's just business.
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I'll keep that in mind if
I ever have to lay you off.
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(CHUCKLING) Why are you
in such a chipper mood?
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Well, between you and
me, I just found out
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that legal is moving up to
the newly vacant 32nd floor.
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It looks like I might be
getting a corner office!
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Plus, they have a patio... with a bar.
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I'm beginning to understand
the problems on 32.
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Oh, Fiona, who's next?
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Next is your oat milk cappuccino.
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Ah, you're the best. Thank you.
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Look at these! They're all
mentioning them on the way out.
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Anything to cushion the blow.
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Let's take a pic for your followers.
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Okay. Sure. Um...
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- (SNAPPING)
- Amazing.
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I'll send these to you.
You've got Jeffries in five,
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if we can find him.
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Some of them have gone into hiding.
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You should check up on the 32nd floor.
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I hate fire-mageddon.
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You know, if you want a
company lawyer present,
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I'd be happy to tag-team it.
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Sam, you do not want any part of this.
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I got you.
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Now, let's go fire some people.
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(SIGHING)
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- (BANGING)
- Boom. You got him.
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Hey, come on. Look.
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We could still catch A Dance Encounter,
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where the love starts
when the music stops.
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Forget about it. You
made me miss my movie.
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- I'm going home.
- Khia!
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Hey, you're good to move the car, right?
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Oh, yeah. Thanks for your help. Yeah.
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- (POPPING)
- Huh?
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Sebastian, what are you doing?
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What? Uh, nothing.
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Um... Aw, man. This tire is broken.
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No, it's not. What's going on?
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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(SIGHING) I love her.
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- Who?
- Barb is the one!
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(KISSING, GRUNTING)
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- ANDREW: What?
- Yeah.
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Dude.
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SAM: Listen, we could sit here
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and tell you how much we appreciate you,
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- but I'd rather be honest...
- And tell you
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words just couldn't express
it. At the end of the day,
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it has nothing to do with performance.
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Well, it has something
to do with performance.
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All right, Rick. Do you want
the good news or the bad news?
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Good news is, we love
your shirt! (LAUGHING)
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The bad news is, you're getting fired.
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Take a bag.
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Next!
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Is this about my maternity leave?
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- Um...
- Uh, um...
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Susan... Johnson?
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- Jackson.
- BOTH: Susan Jackson! Oh.
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- You are excused.
- And yeah.
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Congratulations.
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Susan Johnson, right?
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- You're fired.
- Uh, but we're here for you
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if you ever need a
reference letter or anything.
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- No.
- 'Kay.
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- (WHIRRING)
- (LEO GROANING)
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LEO: We've been doing this for an hour!
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- (GURGLING)
- You're just listening to the toilet!
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Don't question my methods.
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I've been clogging
and unclogging toilets
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- for most of my life.
- (WHIRRING, GURGLING)
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Wait! That's it!
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- LEO: Pull! Just pull!
- (BUBBLING)
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It's coming up.
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It'll go back down.
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Probably.
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Maybe just get ready to run.
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(BUBBLING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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You don't see that every day.
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Rufus?
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Your fish? Oh!
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Oh.
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I don't know if my head
hurts more or my heart.
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We just fired eight people in a row.
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This really stirred
up some things for me.
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I might have to chase this feeling.
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I feel like my soul's
being sucked out of my body.
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Hey! Hope you're both
okay after all that.
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Thanks, Fiona. You've been so amazing.
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You got it. Quick thing, Camille,
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before you check your phone.
I accidentally sent you
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the wrong photos. (CHUCKLING)
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So please ignore those.
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Pretty confidential... stuff.
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Of course, Fiona, and
thank you again, really.
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00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,234
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
255
00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,571
Oh, Sam!
256
00:09:47,672 --> 00:09:48,906
Oh, I'm sorry. I just...
257
00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:50,741
I 1,000 percent need to check
258
00:09:50,842 --> 00:09:52,076
and see what she sent by accident.
259
00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:54,244
She said it was confidential!
260
00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:56,814
Camille, look at me.
261
00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,515
- (SNAPPING)
- Did you just steal my face?
262
00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:02,486
Fiona. (LAUGHING)
263
00:10:02,587 --> 00:10:03,754
We got nudes.
264
00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:05,389
Okay. No. Sam, no.
265
00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:08,058
That is an invasion of privacy.
266
00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,260
Yes, it is.
267
00:10:10,362 --> 00:10:11,562
Yes, it is.
268
00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:14,431
Is that my desk?
269
00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:15,866
Oh.
270
00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:21,605
I know you think you're
going to hate this movie,
271
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,741
but there's this crazy
chase sequence in it.
272
00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:29,446
Okay, fine. It's a guy chasing a girl
273
00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:33,017
- in the rain with a ukulele.
- What?
274
00:10:33,118 --> 00:10:35,886
Okay. Cookies and shrimp crackers
275
00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:37,121
ready to sneak into the movies.
276
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,889
Think Sebastian's okay?
277
00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:41,225
He's not in love with Barb.
278
00:10:41,326 --> 00:10:43,927
It's not emotionally possible.
279
00:10:44,029 --> 00:10:46,263
But what if it is possible?
280
00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:48,399
This could be a real-life rom-com.
281
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,935
Oh, my God!
282
00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:54,905
We could bring people together.
283
00:10:55,006 --> 00:10:56,640
We just got to set them up on a...
284
00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:58,742
Meet cute! Please say "meet cute"!
285
00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:00,811
- I'm not going to say that.
- Say "meet cute"!
286
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,079
Fine. Meet cute.
287
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,915
Ha! Now, we're talking!
288
00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:07,918
Okay. We can do this. (SNAPPING)
289
00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:10,921
Sebastian is the hot guy
with the heart of gold.
290
00:11:11,022 --> 00:11:15,125
Barb is the nerd that nobody likes.
291
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:17,161
I got an idea for a venue: a wedding.
292
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,429
Who do we know that's getting married?
293
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,663
Nobody. Think smaller.
294
00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:22,766
Oh! I can do that.
295
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,835
All he wanted was for his daughter
296
00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:26,270
to become his best friend.
297
00:11:26,371 --> 00:11:28,305
What he didn't realize was that...
298
00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:29,807
Stop it!
299
00:11:29,908 --> 00:11:33,010
... they were best friends all along!
300
00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:34,745
- No!
- This summer,
301
00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:37,748
get ready for
Father-Daughter Matchmaker.
302
00:11:37,849 --> 00:11:39,783
KHIA: Dad!
303
00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:41,485
Look at me! Look at me!
304
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:43,120
I am the matchmaker now.
305
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:51,879
Fiona, we've worked
together a long time.
306
00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:53,514
Uh, you were the only
person there for me
307
00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:56,383
when I got food poisoning
from that amazing burger.
308
00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:59,086
- I remember.
- And then when I got sick again
309
00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:02,256
after eating the leftovers
from that same burger.
310
00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:03,757
You were hungry. I get it.
311
00:12:03,858 --> 00:12:06,593
(CAMILLE CHUCKLING) We are a good team.
312
00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:09,897
But you must know why
you're here, right?
313
00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:11,298
Not really.
314
00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:18,939
You sent me nude photos of yourself
315
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,241
sprawled out across my desk, Fiona!
316
00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:24,545
I specifically asked
you not to open them.
317
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:27,147
Camille, you work in human resources.
318
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,649
This is not a good look.
319
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,950
What? What...
320
00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:32,052
I have just fired 12 people!
321
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,988
I'm exhausted. All I
want to do is go home,
322
00:12:34,089 --> 00:12:35,723
but instead, I have to
have this meeting with you,
323
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,625
and now, I'm definitely going
to be stuck in peak traffic!
324
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,494
Could have just talked tomorrow!
325
00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:42,896
No, we couldn't, Fiona, because...
326
00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,432
You're fired.
327
00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:48,635
Okay.
328
00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,004
Okay. I've done this a lot today.
329
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:52,006
You're taking this exceptionally well.
330
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,273
Honestly, Camille,
331
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,142
it might be the push I need.
332
00:12:55,243 --> 00:12:56,944
How do you mean?
333
00:12:57,045 --> 00:12:58,946
I saw all the work you've
done with your foodie page,
334
00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:03,317
and... it inspired me
to make my own fan page.
335
00:13:03,418 --> 00:13:06,186
I mean, this is dramatically
different than what I do, but...
336
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:10,190
I make more per hour
there than I do here.
337
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,127
You've helped me
manifest my true destiny.
338
00:13:13,228 --> 00:13:14,361
I should thank you, really.
339
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:16,196
You're... welcome?
340
00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:19,133
Uh... here.
341
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,705
CAMILLE: My fans are
going to love these.
342
00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:26,940
You sanitized my desk after
the photoshoot, though, right?
343
00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:33,180
So, Sebastian's going to arrive first,
344
00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:35,315
because we told him that we have a buyer
345
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:38,018
interested in bulk purchasing aquariums.
346
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:39,386
Is that a normal thing that happens
347
00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:41,522
in the high-stakes
world of aquarium sales?
348
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:43,023
It doesn't matter,
because he won't be able
349
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,491
to think about anything
when he sees Barb.
350
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,527
Then he's going to sit at this table,
351
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,395
and when Barb approaches,
I'm going to hand him
352
00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,631
- this box of roses.
- When he gets up,
353
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:52,399
I get up and bump into Barb.
354
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,902
Barb bumps into Sebastian.
The roses fall on the ground,
355
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,203
and they lean in to pick them up.
356
00:13:56,304 --> 00:13:57,805
Meet cute engaged.
357
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:02,376
- That's a lot of setup.
- Oh, it's about creating
358
00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:04,878
a moment, putting two people together
359
00:14:04,979 --> 00:14:07,748
so they can really see each
other for the first time.
360
00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:10,717
Then the rest is up to them.
361
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,319
Oh!
362
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,887
Damn it, Barbara! Why?
363
00:14:13,988 --> 00:14:15,255
You bumped into me!
364
00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:16,590
Meet cute engaged.
365
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,326
You need to clean this up.
366
00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:22,496
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
367
00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:24,031
And that, my young friend,
368
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:27,167
is Police Academy 6.
369
00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:30,204
I'm sorry. I'm still
dealing with my loss.
370
00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:33,240
(SIGHING)
371
00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:34,675
(GRUNTING)
372
00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:38,946
Beta, at some level, you must have known
373
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:41,782
your fish wasn't prancing
around a farm, right?
374
00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,051
It's not Rufus.
375
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:46,053
I knew Ba was lying about that.
376
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:49,423
But why'd they flush
him in my mind palace?
377
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,691
It's ruined.
378
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,759
I know how you feel.
379
00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:55,696
Your nani and I used
to love watching TV.
380
00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:57,464
We'd watch Three's Company,
381
00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,433
Dallas, M*A#S*H.
382
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:00,968
I have no clue.
383
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,237
You don't need to know.
Pure classics, though.
384
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,740
But we'd watch them in our living room,
385
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,142
our happy place.
386
00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:12,579
And then after she died,
387
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,148
I didn't want to be there anymore.
388
00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:18,118
But eventually,
389
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:20,888
I felt like it would be comforting
390
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,422
to watch our shows again.
391
00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:25,225
So I got back on that horse.
392
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:26,927
You know what I mean?
393
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,429
Not really. Thanks, though.
394
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,902
No, because you see,
the horse is the sofa,
395
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,303
and so...
396
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,273
Eh.
397
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:41,308
- Is it done?
- Yeah. You know,
398
00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:43,777
I actually have more
followers than she does,
399
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:46,313
but she does get a lot of
likes on those feet pics.
400
00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:48,815
Hey, so, I was up at the bar on 32,
401
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,451
and I happened to run into
some of the big bosses.
402
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:54,321
And they are really
happy with you right now.
403
00:15:54,422 --> 00:15:55,923
Oh, great.
404
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:59,092
I mean, one promotion,
two promotions, who knows?
405
00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:01,128
Uh, maybe you won't have to
live in the burbs anymore.
406
00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:04,331
(LAUGHING) I genuinely like it there.
407
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:08,468
What's going on here? I just
gave you some amazing news.
408
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,170
Yeah. No.
409
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:11,672
You're right. It's great,
410
00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:13,507
and thank you so much
for your help today.
411
00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:14,775
Any time.
412
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:19,046
Look. Today was... what you do.
413
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,381
I mean, this is HR, isn't it?
414
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,150
Not really. I mean,
415
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,185
it used to be a lot of
hiring and good news,
416
00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:27,788
and now, it's a lot of firing
and ruining people's lives.
417
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,056
Layoffs after layoffs.
418
00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:31,058
So what are you going to do, quit?
419
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:32,492
You got to give me notice
420
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,027
if I have to audition new work friends.
421
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:36,129
I'm not going anywhere, except home.
422
00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:38,532
Okay. Well, enjoy the four podcasts
423
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,200
you'll listen to on the drive back.
424
00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:41,468
It's six, actually.
425
00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:45,940
?
426
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:49,069
Barbara, I don't like
you, and you don't like me.
427
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,571
On that we can agree, Drew.
428
00:16:50,672 --> 00:16:52,106
- Can I call you Drew?
- You cannot.
429
00:16:52,207 --> 00:16:53,841
So, Drew, what is all this?
430
00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:55,375
It's about Sebastian.
431
00:16:55,477 --> 00:16:57,878
We think he likes you.
432
00:16:57,979 --> 00:17:00,080
- Oh.
- So, do you like him back?
433
00:17:00,181 --> 00:17:03,117
Just wait. Think about
your celebrity couple name:
434
00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,219
- Barbastian.
- No. Look.
435
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,054
Not that this is any of your business,
436
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,623
but I actually did give him
a chance three years ago.
437
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,693
I was at rock bottom.
438
00:17:12,794 --> 00:17:15,028
We went on one date. Ugh.
439
00:17:16,331 --> 00:17:17,631
From the gentleman at the bar.
440
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:22,436
It's milk.
441
00:17:22,537 --> 00:17:23,704
Warm milk.
442
00:17:26,074 --> 00:17:28,742
ANDREW: Come on. Give him a chance.
443
00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:31,211
- You might warm up to him.
- BARB: Ugh.
444
00:17:31,312 --> 00:17:33,313
That was... that was good.
445
00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:34,748
Excuse me.
446
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,751
Sebastian, a word.
447
00:17:38,987 --> 00:17:41,088
I don't know, Dad.
448
00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:44,291
I think this rom-com might
turn into a horror movie.
449
00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:49,429
Oh, you look like you've
got a fresh pep in your step.
450
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,132
I thought about what you
said, and you were right.
451
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,800
How so?
452
00:17:53,902 --> 00:17:55,235
I think Rufus would have wanted me
453
00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,070
to use the basement bathroom again,
454
00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,806
just like Nani wanted you
to use the living room.
455
00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:02,309
So I'm okay now.
456
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,278
I know he's in a better place.
457
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:06,079
The toilet's unclogged,
458
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:08,582
and now, so is my mind.
459
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:10,951
What a wild way to come
to terms with death.
460
00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:12,319
Whatever works for you.
461
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,654
Thanks for helping me today.
462
00:18:13,755 --> 00:18:15,956
Hey, if I can't help my grandson
463
00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:18,458
unclog his half-flushed goldfish,
464
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,194
what kind of grandfather am I?
465
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,164
SEBASTIAN: One thing you
don't know about me is,
466
00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:27,668
one time, I trapped myself
in my own cage in my basement.
467
00:18:27,769 --> 00:18:29,303
Oh, of course you did.
468
00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:32,539
Whatever happens,
469
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,274
today was amazing.
470
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,143
It was all right.
471
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:39,646
Because we found out that
you're a hopeless romantic...
472
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:40,747
Ah!
473
00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:41,782
... just like your dad.
474
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:43,150
Whatever.
475
00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,319
- (BARB LAUGHING)
- What's happening?
476
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:48,555
- BARB: Oh, Sebastian.
- This is so exciting.
477
00:18:48,656 --> 00:18:50,290
BARB: That's pretty crazy. (LAUGHING)
478
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:52,859
Barb.
479
00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:54,161
- KHIA: Wait. What?
- Oh. Oh, no.
480
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,230
- ANDREW: Why is he...
- Just wait.
481
00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:57,664
Oh, this is too bad. I can't watch.
482
00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:58,899
(ANDREW GROANING)
483
00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:03,670
- It's for your neck.
- (BARB SIGHING) No, Sebastian.
484
00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:06,974
I guess you can't force fate.
485
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,476
(KHIA GROANING) That was hard to watch.
486
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:12,813
(CLEARING THROAT)
487
00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:14,815
SEBASTIAN: Yeah. So, I think I'd rather
488
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,483
Barb and I just be friends.
489
00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,185
Cleaner that way. No fuss.
490
00:19:18,286 --> 00:19:20,887
Yeah, man. That's a good idea.
491
00:19:20,989 --> 00:19:23,056
These need water.
492
00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:24,491
Oh!
493
00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:29,596
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
494
00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,198
- Hi.
- Hi.
495
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,433
Oh, my God.
496
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:36,270
We created a moment.
497
00:19:36,371 --> 00:19:38,605
You should be way more careful.
498
00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,173
- What?
- (SEBASTIAN GRUNTING)
499
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:41,742
SEBASTIAN: Bottle of
milk for the road, Cathy.
500
00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:50,417
(SIGHING, GROANING)
501
00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:52,686
Hey, babe.
502
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,688
- CAMILLE: Hey.
- ANDREW: Hey.
503
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,859
- How'd it go?
- Exhausting,
504
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,696
although apparently, I inspired
Fiona to live out her dreams.
505
00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:03,964
Hey, that's a win!
506
00:20:04,065 --> 00:20:05,365
That was after I fired her.
507
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:07,134
Aw, that is a loss.
508
00:20:07,235 --> 00:20:08,568
CAMILLE: Hmm.
509
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,203
I'm sorry today was so rough.
510
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:11,872
- That's HR.
- Yeah.
511
00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:13,440
How was the movie?
512
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,209
Oh, uh, we didn't go.
513
00:20:16,311 --> 00:20:19,046
We, uh, lived one instead.
514
00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:21,748
Huh. Well, I hope you still had popcorn,
515
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,283
because check this out.
516
00:20:23,384 --> 00:20:26,920
Whoa! You passed 25,000 followers!
517
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:28,622
- Look at you!
- I know. Hey, did I
518
00:20:28,723 --> 00:20:30,791
ever tell you I've gotten,
like, requests before,
519
00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:32,059
like, in my DMs?
520
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,894
Oh. Are you going to leaving me?
521
00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:36,129
No! I mean, like, requests
522
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,265
for, like, catering
and events like that.
523
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,733
You never mentioned that.
524
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,168
Yeah.
525
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:42,836
KHIA: Dad! Face Rippers is on streaming!
526
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,171
Come on! Let's watch!
527
00:20:44,272 --> 00:20:45,772
(ANDREW YELPING) You never saw me.
528
00:20:45,873 --> 00:20:49,309
(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
529
00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:52,458
(SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING ON TV)
530
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:56,962
(ANDREW GROANING)
531
00:20:57,063 --> 00:20:58,931
WOMAN ON TV: He's dead!
532
00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:00,232
ANDREW: How is this fun?
533
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,900
It's fun because it's not real.
534
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,502
Move, move, move, move, move.
535
00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:06,104
- Yeah, it's funny.
- Ah!
536
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,240
Sue me for getting lost in movie magic.
537
00:21:08,341 --> 00:21:09,475
- I get transported.
- (SCREAMING ON TV)
538
00:21:09,576 --> 00:21:11,076
- Oh! Oh! Okay.
- (ANDREW GROANING)
539
00:21:11,177 --> 00:21:12,511
That's actually... That's
kind of gross. That's gross.
540
00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:14,580
(ANDREW GROANING)
I don't like this feeling.
541
00:21:14,681 --> 00:21:16,248
You guys are being babies.
542
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:18,116
(ANDREW GROANING) Let
me know when I can look.
543
00:21:19,219 --> 00:21:20,352
It's okay now.
544
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,355
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- Stop!
545
00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:26,450
WOMAN ON TV: I think we should
split up, and search the house.
546
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:28,824
MAN 1 ON TV: I'm just gonna
go down to the basement.
547
00:21:28,925 --> 00:21:32,340
MAN 2 ON TV: Y'all go down
there, and I'll go get the cops.
548
00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:34,460
MAN 3 ON TV: They call
me the Face Ripper.
549
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,161
(ALL SCREAMING)
550
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,490
WOMAN ON TV: Let's get out of here!
551
00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:39,655
- (EVIL LAUGH)
- Oh my God!
552
00:21:39,656 --> 00:21:41,365
His face is gone!
553
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,752
MAN 3 ON TV: Snip, snip, rip, rip.
554
00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:45,635
MAN 4 ON TV: Is anybody in here?
555
00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:47,436
Alex? Alex?
556
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:49,251
Where's your face?
557
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:53,093
MAN 3 ON TV: Hello, kids.
558
00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:57,693
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