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ANDREW: Okay, Phams, let's do this.
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All right, one minute 'til go-time.
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No pressure, but if we blow this,
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our little guy doesn't
get to go to day camp
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- and live his best life.
- Helpful.
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Just follow my sneaker copping
system and we're golden.
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Yep, nine devices, nine tabs each.
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Limitless possibilities.
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81 possibilities.
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Okay, this is it!
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Three, two, one...
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Refresh!
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?
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- No.
- Anything?
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- Not yet.
- Soccer's full.
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- Any camp on the list!
- Basketball's full.
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Online camp registration!
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I mean, put me in a
room with these people,
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and then we'll see what's what.
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- ANDREW: Math camp's full?
- I'm in!
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Get it, get it, get it!
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Okay! Uh-oh.
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Buffering.
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Do I refresh?
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- Okay, well... I...
- Uh... well...
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Do I refresh?!
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- Refresh!
- Hit refresh!
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Okay, okay, okay. Leo Pham...
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?
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Registered.
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Clutch! (LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
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What'd you get me?!
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Sleepaway camp at Lake McClung.
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Whoa! Sick!
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Hey,
the list said no sleepaways.
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Okay, at least I got something.
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10 to 16 year olds?
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They're gonna mix our baby boy
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with a bunch of depraved
teenage monsters?
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- I'm not a baby!
- Yeah, he's more of a monster.
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- Thank you, Khia.
- CAMILLE: It's fine.
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They'll challenge him to try new things.
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Like what? Drugs?
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Sleep away! Sleep away!
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He doesn't even have
the emotional maturity
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to know that he hates this.
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Come on. He's fine.
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Oh, there's robotics
club. I guess it timed out.
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Sleep away, sleep away,
sleep away, sleep away.
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Sleep away, sleep away.
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? It's a heatwave, heatwave ?
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? Heatwave ?
? Yeah ?
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Yes, please. (SIGHING)
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Why are you getting all
weird with that freezie?
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'Cause our janky AC is
cranked and I'm still sweating.
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All right, I'm gonna go to Bubble Bae.
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Oh! Are you meeting friends?
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No, just gonna sit with my sketchbook.
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Oh, well, you could do that here.
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Uh, nothing here inspires me.
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Seriously? Oh, okay.
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Sorry.
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It's fine. Maybe I'll join you.
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They always have the
AC blasted in there.
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Can you not, actually?
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It's just I think better when I'm alone.
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So, if I stay in this hot house
by myself you'll be happier?
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- Yes.
- Very well.
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Thank you.
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No one likes your generation.
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I heard you.
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(SIGHING) Oh!
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?
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ANDREW: There's a fan,
an ice pack for this heat.
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What else? Okay.
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You got a first aid kit,
marshmallows, hiking boots.
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This water bottle, make
sure you drink it every day.
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Mosquito gloves, iodine tablets, mace.
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Are you sure I need all of this?
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- Are you sure you don't?
- (SIGHING)
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One more thing.
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Is that a burner phone?
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How do you know about...
Yes, it's a burner phone.
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For emergencies, like if you see a bear,
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or if you miss me.
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You know you don't have to
go. Is someone making you go?
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- Is it Mom?
- She just said to have fun.
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- Thinks she's so cool.
- Okay, I'm ready.
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MAN: Sarah, do you have everything?
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- WOMAN: Bye, guys.
- Bye, Dad.
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- I love you!
- Love you too!
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I love you three!
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And call me if you hate it and
miss me and you wanna come home!
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So make the most of it!
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Make the most of your summer too!
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I'll see you in a few days, but, sure!
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We don't leave for a half hour.
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I got nowhere to be.
Don't forget about me.
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LEO: Okay, I won't.
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? Ay-o-ay-o ?
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? Huh ?
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? Ay-o-ay-o ?
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? Something so wrong feels so right ?
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You know I don't usually
do full-service, right?
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(SIGHING) Yeah.
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Damn!
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Khia, that's really good!
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Nah, I'm just doodling.
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Yeah, girl, I can
barely draw a stick man.
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- Stick person.
- Fair.
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I think my work is really just
an extension of my creative self.
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Yeah. Uh, hey. Do you paint?
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'Cause you could really go to town
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on that patch of wall back there.
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Nah, I'm not too good with a roller.
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I mean, like, paint a mural.
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Really? Like what?
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I dunno. You're the artist.
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Go to town. Have fun with it.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Come on. I got some paints in the back.
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Um... And I'm getting paid for this?
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All-you-can-drink peach lemonade?
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Cha-ching.
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Oh, buddy, rough drop-off for Leo?
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He didn't even cry.
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- You give him the burner?
- ANDREW: Yeah!
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I think he's ghosting me.
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Hey, don't worry about. He's
just enjoying his freedom.
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You know, just, just
give him some space.
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Hey, you still on for
that barbeque later?
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I really, really want you
and Camille to meet Shadee.
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- What happened to, uh, Enya?
- Anya. She was cool, but...
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You know, that sexy baby voice?
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(IMITATING BABY VOICE) She's
like I'ma put it on you.
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Turned out to be her real voice.
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- Oh!
- Which I liked.
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But then she broke up with me.
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- Sorry, man.
- It's all good.
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So, I will see you tonight, right?
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I already told Shadee y'all'd be there.
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For sure, brother. I promise.
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Oh, and tell Camille
not to bring anything.
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She always makes my
food look like trash.
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No promises.
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What up, Sebastian?
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Hey, uh, it's a housewarming gift.
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You're overthinking it.
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For who?
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Yeah, uh...
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?
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New pool house owners moved
in. Camille's gonna be psyched!
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Yeah, but I didn't get
them a weed whacker,
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so I don't know why
you'd even ask me that.
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- Is that my weed whacker?
- SEBASTIAN: Dude!
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You're, like, obsessed
with weed whackers.
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What's wrong with you?
The heat's fried your mind.
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?
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Babe! Babe?
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- It's happening!
- What?
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Are those frozen peas?
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CAMILLE: What? I run hot.
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I'll wipe them off
before I put them back.
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Is everything okay with Leo?
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Oh, no. That's a nightmare.
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I didn't give him a sunscreen routine
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and he's not answering his phone...
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Wait. What phone?
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Pool house! New people moved in!
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- What?
- We get another shot, baby!
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(SIGHING) We need
that sweet pool access.
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It's time. Operation Crown Jewel Pool.
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No, that's clunky. Operation Cool Pool!
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Pool Cool? No, Cool Pool.
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Pool-mageddon 4: The Neighbouring.
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Oh, that's not bad.
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I don't care who these people are.
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We are breaking our friendship curse
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with that house.
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Okay, I'm checking the Realtor website.
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I got the socials.
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Okay, braggy blog
post, blah, blah, blah,
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shameless self-promotion,
yadda, yadda, ya...
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Got it.
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Bill and Nicole Healy.
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Damn!
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Someone call TLC
'cause you just Creeped.
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Okay, Bill and Nicole,
what is your dealio?
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Babe, you got that
crazy look in your eyes
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that kinda scares me,
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but I never wanted you more.
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Aw.
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? Les mois d'�t� s'il
faut que je me d�fende ?
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? M'ont redonn� ?
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(SIGHING) Done.
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? Les mois d'�t� n'ont pas de jour ?
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? N'ont pas de nuit ?
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This is...
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Wow! Wow.
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I didn't realize you
had such a strong voice.
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Is that a tampon missile?
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Yeah, it's a statement on the pink tax,
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and the falling money's
about the gender wage gap,
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and the blood rain is,
obviously, period stigma.
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Obviously.
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- And the hairy armpit?
- Climate change.
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And resisting patriarchal
beauty standards.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure, totally,
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totally the right vibe for
a laid-back bubble tea place.
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I just think people should be
more focused on fixing the world.
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And that's what I'm saying with my art.
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And I'm getting that.
Mostly from the...
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- Armpit?
- Totally.
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Hey, think the glove too much?
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No. It's relevant and memorable.
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- Exactly what we wanna be.
- Okay, let's ride.
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Too easy. Gone in 60 seconds.
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BOTH: Welcome to the neighbourhood!
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Oh!
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I'm Camille Pham, and this
is my wonderful husband...
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Andrew. Andy, if we're friendly.
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We're over at 24, across the street.
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Oh, well, I'm Nicole and this is Bill.
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Love the glove, Andy.
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(SPEAKING LIKE A PIRATE)
Why thank you, Matey!
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We brought you some treats.
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We've got some meatballs,
cheese balls, gulab jambu.
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Hey, these are all shaped
like little golf balls.
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- Weird.
- Oh.
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- You a big golfer?
- Ah, guilty!
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With all the eagles,
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and birdies, and tigers
and what have you.
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Mm.
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Well, you really nailed our favourites.
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It's almost like you
were creeping us online.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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What? No!
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Who doesn't bring Swedish duck balls
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to a neighbourhood meet'n'greet?
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Ah! Oh, here.
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Oh, wow! These look amazing.
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I have a little online
following, NBD, @Cam_Pham232,
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if you wanna check it out.
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More where that came from.
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That is fantastic.
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I told you we'd meet some
friendly folks out here.
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Yeah, if you ever wanna hang
out, like, here, outside, here,
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wherever, no presh.
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Well, what about poolside?
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BOTH: You have a pool!
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- (LAUGHING)
- Here!
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BILL: Well, why don't
you come over later?
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We'll have some mangia.
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Ah, mangia, lounge-ia,
hang out by the pool-gia.
255
00:09:32,626 --> 00:09:33,892
(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
256
00:09:36,296 --> 00:09:37,562
Well, is that a "yes?"
257
00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:40,565
Yarrr. Yes.
258
00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,567
It was a pleasure to meet both of you.
259
00:09:42,569 --> 00:09:44,569
(LAUGHING)
260
00:09:44,571 --> 00:09:46,905
(CHUCKLING)
261
00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:49,073
- (WHISPERING) Oh, yes!
- Yeah!
262
00:09:49,075 --> 00:09:54,078
?
263
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,414
You're not gonna believe
who got eliminated this week.
264
00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:57,649
- No spoilers...
- Rachel!
265
00:09:57,651 --> 00:09:59,584
So sorry.
266
00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:04,288
Is that new? It's, uh, it's kinda...
267
00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:06,090
Yeah.
268
00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:08,760
Uh, is that Greta Thunberg on the money?
269
00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:10,962
DONNA: Composition's not great.
270
00:10:10,964 --> 00:10:12,430
Not great?
271
00:10:12,432 --> 00:10:13,965
It's like a metaphorical
sledgehammer to my face!
272
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,067
It's nuanced, okay?
273
00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:18,569
Oh, my God. Khia, I'm so sorry.
274
00:10:18,571 --> 00:10:21,272
- Is it yours?
- No.
275
00:10:21,274 --> 00:10:23,807
CANDY: Oh, phew. Oh, my God.
276
00:10:23,809 --> 00:10:25,176
I mean, listen, we love all art,
277
00:10:25,178 --> 00:10:26,777
even this Neo-expressionist stuff,
278
00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:29,313
but that?
279
00:10:29,315 --> 00:10:31,982
- It's derivative.
- (LAUGHING)
280
00:10:31,984 --> 00:10:34,685
So, you guys know a lot about art,
281
00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:36,487
and you think that that's terrible.
282
00:10:36,489 --> 00:10:37,988
That's cool.
283
00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:40,491
Oh, no, no, no, no. Listen, hey.
284
00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:42,693
We're talking about it.
That's all that matters.
285
00:10:42,695 --> 00:10:45,529
And besides, art, it's supposed
to make you feel something
286
00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,264
and that piece...
287
00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:49,467
That makes me feel something.
288
00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:50,801
Yeah.
289
00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:54,671
- (PHONE CHIMING)
- Oh, my gosh.
290
00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:59,476
?
291
00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:01,712
Stop texting Leo.
292
00:11:01,714 --> 00:11:04,648
Phone? Leo doesn't have a phone.
293
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,316
Just let him have some fun.
294
00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:07,784
Is a face tattoo fun?
295
00:11:07,786 --> 00:11:09,219
Kind of.
296
00:11:09,221 --> 00:11:10,887
Okay, which one of these says
297
00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:13,323
"effortless cool pool
plus best friend material"
298
00:11:13,325 --> 00:11:14,992
the most, both right?
299
00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:16,526
(PHONE BUZZING)
300
00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,030
What's wrong? Is it Leo?
301
00:11:20,032 --> 00:11:21,665
I totally forgot!
302
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,500
I told Hudson we'd go
over later to meet Shadee.
303
00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:24,735
Just reschedule.
304
00:11:24,737 --> 00:11:26,401
But he keeps asking,
305
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,904
and he's all vulnerable about it.
306
00:11:28,906 --> 00:11:33,909
Okay, this is a salt water pool
that I conjured into reality.
307
00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:36,078
It's manifestation in action.
308
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,813
You don't reject the flow.
309
00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:40,315
- Hey, I live for the flow.
- Okay.
310
00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:43,853
But, he really likes her and I promised.
311
00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:49,855
Okay, I sit at a desk
from sunrise to sunset.
312
00:11:51,029 --> 00:11:55,430
Summer. It lasts like five days.
313
00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:58,367
So I need this.
314
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,036
I need this.
315
00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:03,404
Okay, okay, I'll cancel.
316
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:04,572
- Okay.
- Oh!
317
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:05,840
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
318
00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:07,275
Now, if anyone needs me,
319
00:12:07,277 --> 00:12:10,211
I'll be shoving my face in the freezer.
320
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:12,380
How are you not overheating?
321
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:15,249
Hudson! About the barbeque.
322
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,885
So, you won't believe this,
323
00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:19,554
but this old lady got a flat tire,
324
00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:21,222
so we gave her one of our tires.
325
00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,058
Now we're down a tire.
326
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:25,093
? Man's gonna do it, but,
yeah, I got it from my mama ?
327
00:12:25,095 --> 00:12:26,594
? Take a seat, you'll find me centre ?
328
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,763
? We livin' like woo ?
329
00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,031
? We feelin' a little bass ?
330
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:33,534
Oh, sweet God. Mama's home.
331
00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:35,135
Nicole? Bill?
332
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:36,570
The Phams have arrived!
333
00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,305
(BOTH LAUGHING)
334
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,576
Well, well.
335
00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:44,044
? Da-da-da, da-da-da ?
336
00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:49,271
Well.
337
00:12:49,273 --> 00:12:51,139
Imagine my surprise when
they tell me that you two
338
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,974
are on your way here.
339
00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:55,411
Hope you got the little old lady
to her choir practice on time?
340
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:57,513
Oh, yeah. It was a miracle!
341
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,481
Oh, yeah. I bet.
342
00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:01,483
And you found the eagle
that stole your car keys?
343
00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:03,351
God, you get so specific with your lies!
344
00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:04,652
I'm so sorry, Hudson.
345
00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:05,787
I didn't know how to tell you!
346
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,021
The truth?
347
00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,523
It really wasn't his fault, okay?
348
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,925
It's like, growing up,
I didn't have it easy...
349
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:13,361
Hi. I'm Shadee by the way.
350
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:15,029
Oh, yes! Oh, my God!
351
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:16,364
- We've been dying to meet you.
- I'm sorry.
352
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:17,865
Hudson's been keeping you from us!
353
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,500
- Lovely to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
354
00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,268
Yeah.
355
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,971
Well, thankfully, these people
do want to be our friends.
356
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:25,206
- Okay.
- You know what?
357
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,808
You know what?
358
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,443
I think that maybe I should
warn them about you two.
359
00:13:28,445 --> 00:13:30,277
Oh, don't you dare sully us, Hudson.
360
00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:32,980
Okay, these are our rightful
pool owner friends with a pool.
361
00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:34,214
Are they though?
362
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:35,482
Because, I don't know about that.
363
00:13:35,484 --> 00:13:36,850
CAMILLE: You don't understand!
364
00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:39,386
Growing up, I didn't have it easy.
365
00:13:39,388 --> 00:13:42,622
Yay! Oh, everyone's here!
366
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:45,291
- Come, come.
- Mango lemonade?
367
00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:47,527
- Get us all in the mood.
- Yes, please.
368
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:49,396
Sounds delish!
369
00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:53,633
?
370
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,335
CATHY: Looked better before.
371
00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:56,570
I still have some tweaking to do.
372
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,405
It's not ready yet.
373
00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:00,206
You might be overestimating
the exposure you get on this.
374
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,475
(DOOR OPENING)
375
00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:03,477
Steve, Elena! What's up?
376
00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,379
Uh, let's not sit over there.
377
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:06,646
We always sit at the back.
378
00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,647
And, what's the surprise?
379
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,083
Just tricking you guys to come hang out.
380
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:13,252
So, you lied to us?
381
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,988
(TAPE RIPPING)
382
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,222
STEVE: Is that a tampon rocket?
383
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,224
Uh. Whoa, Cathy.
384
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,693
What's that?
385
00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:22,327
The blood rain's period stigma.
386
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,562
I remember that.
387
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,197
It's kinda out of place, isn't it?
388
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,900
Like, devir... derivative?
389
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:29,902
I guess.
390
00:14:29,904 --> 00:14:32,938
Just trying to support local talent.
391
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,273
What were you thinking?
392
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,941
You're weirdly fired up today, Khia.
393
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,076
Yeah, I mean, who cares?
394
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,045
It's just some painting.
395
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,581
Well, it is a bold statement.
396
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,450
STEVE: I don't really feel that.
397
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,119
Well, we're talking about it. Aren't we?
398
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,221
Yeah, can we not?
399
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,256
Yeah. Okay.
400
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,425
? Water me, water me,
what, water me, what ?
401
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,794
? Water me, water me,
what, water me, what ?
402
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,097
Your home is beautiful.
403
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,766
Yeah, I was gonna say the
same, but she said it first,
404
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,535
but I feel the same, probably more.
405
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,037
Be cool, babe.
406
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:07,472
Well, thank you. We
really love it out here.
407
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:11,876
I mean, the pool, right?
It's just so sensual.
408
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,779
Yes! Very sensual.
409
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,848
You know, maybe we should
bust out the floaties
410
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,982
- and hop in!
- Hey.
411
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,317
Well, let's circle back to that later.
412
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,819
First, we'd love to feel you out.
413
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,253
(CHUCKLING) Get to know you better.
414
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,122
- I like pools.
- HUDSON: I agree with Bill.
415
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,659
Let's just, uh, you know,
get to know each other.
416
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:30,995
Right? Like, uh, speaking of floaties.
417
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,630
Andrew, remember that story you told me
418
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,898
about you pinching a loaf in the pool?
419
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,467
No!
420
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:36,968
That was a funny misunderstanding.
421
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,736
You see, when Andrew was young...
422
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:42,239
Some terrible kids dared him to
put some chocolate bars in a pool.
423
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,908
- I didn't poop in a pool!
- City had to drain it!
424
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,510
City had to drain it.
425
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,244
- It was in the paper, yeah.
- (ANDREW GROANING)
426
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,746
To me it sounds like you
were just peer pressured.
427
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,747
I was. Thank you, Shadee.
428
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,918
One time, my friends made me
throw a microwave off an overpass.
429
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,190
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
430
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,524
Oh, she's a real firecracker.
431
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,126
- Wow.
- (GIGGLING)
432
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,128
The point I'm trying to
make about the prank is that,
433
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,531
a prank like that really makes
you question someone's judgement.
434
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,333
Judgement? Right.
435
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,168
From the guy who leaves his
Christmas lights on all year.
436
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,436
- What?
- Ew!
437
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,670
- It's festive.
- Festive or insane?
438
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,939
Oh, I'm loving the passion.
439
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,209
I think we invited
the right people over.
440
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,845
- Mm, Bill, I think it's time.
- BILL: Indeed.
441
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:25,315
Friends, if you'll excuse
us, we'll be right back.
442
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,219
(GIGGLING) Okay!
443
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,824
I told you that story in confidence!
444
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,626
Y'all said my lights make
the neighbourhood look warm!
445
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,861
Anyone else getting a real Eyes
Wide Shut vibe from those two?
446
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,229
I don't care what they do
447
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,964
as long as we can watch from the pool.
448
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:45,969
?
449
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,576
Thought you left with
your deadbeat friends.
450
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,511
I'm just gonna paint over it.
451
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,746
Wait. What?
452
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,480
- Why?
- I don't know.
453
00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,716
I just... don't think I
like people seeing my art.
454
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,852
- It kinda ruins it.
- Okay?
455
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:07,023
Everyone's like "It's
bad." "It's nothing."
456
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,691
"It's... "
457
00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:10,326
But didn't you say
something about your work
458
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:13,229
being an extension of
your inside voice or...
459
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:14,730
- Creative self.
- CATHY: Right, that.
460
00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:18,368
So, I don't know if
the healthy thing to do
461
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,937
is hide part of yourself.
462
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,439
Do you think it's good?
463
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:29,612
(SIGHING) Okay, look.
464
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:33,015
First, skinny jeans were in.
465
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:34,551
And then it was straight-legged jeans
466
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,885
and then bellbottoms came back.
467
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,587
And then it was high-waisted,
468
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,555
and low-waisted, and then
cropped jeans were in.
469
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,057
And then it was ripped jeans,
470
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,858
then... I... and then
skinny jeans were back.
471
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,359
You just...
472
00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:48,230
you need to find your
own jeans, you know?
473
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,568
Okay.
474
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,271
MANNIX: Hey!
475
00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:58,941
Oh, hey, Mannix.
476
00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:00,442
- What's up?
- Oh, nothing much.
477
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:03,879
My dad's on a date with what's-her-face?
478
00:18:03,881 --> 00:18:06,616
Wow! This is really cool.
479
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,550
There's so much...
480
00:18:08,552 --> 00:18:10,385
Nuance?
481
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,254
Huh. Yeah.
482
00:18:12,256 --> 00:18:16,658
I was actually gonna say blood,
but, nuance, definitely nuance.
483
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:21,563
?
484
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,633
? They're runnin' all around my mind ?
485
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,935
(SIGHING) Still nothing from Leo.
486
00:18:26,937 --> 00:18:28,770
He's probably all hopped up on yimyams!
487
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,239
- What the Hell are yimyams?
- I don't know!
488
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,674
But the 16-year-olds
in his camp probably do.
489
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,176
Maybe it's not meant to be.
490
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,345
- Like this friendship.
- Hey!
491
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:41,350
- Folks, we have a secret.
- Mm-mm-mm.
492
00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:43,652
- If I see a sex mask, I'm gone.
- Yep.
493
00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,487
We feel really close to you all.
494
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:49,124
And we believe in striking
when the iron is hot.
495
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,292
- Carpe that Diem, right?
- (GIGGLING)
496
00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:53,762
So, we have to ask.
497
00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:56,330
Have you ever heard of the power of...
498
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:57,666
This is gonna get weird.
499
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:00,468
... Saskatoon berry powder?
500
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,137
Oh, no.
501
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,205
How about sulfate-free Himalayan water?
502
00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:05,473
This feels like white people stuff.
503
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,776
Or these oxygen scented candles?
504
00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:11,179
Isn't everything oxygen scented?
505
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,946
- What is this?
- NICOLE: It's an MLM.
506
00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:15,816
It's the opportunity
of a lifetime, folks.
507
00:19:15,818 --> 00:19:20,020
At Chorj Health, we
turn health into wealth.
508
00:19:20,022 --> 00:19:21,388
What's a Chorj?
509
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,657
Some call it multilevel marketing.
510
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:26,160
- We call it a miracle.
- Mm-hm.
511
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:28,395
Now, we've put together
a long-form presentation
512
00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,230
for you, so get comfortable.
513
00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:32,800
Yeah, you're not gonna let us
swim unless we sign up, are you?
514
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:37,871
- Correct.
- The Hell with it.
515
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,543
How much to get the
four us into that pool?
516
00:19:43,545 --> 00:19:46,213
Two tubs of protein powder plus
a one year refill subscription,
517
00:19:46,215 --> 00:19:48,215
and you sign up to be sales reps.
518
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:50,250
No signing, no subs, one tub.
519
00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:51,918
Six tubs, two month sub.
520
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,420
One tub. One time.
521
00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:54,688
If we don't hit our quarterlies,
522
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,389
we'll get demoted to gold status.
523
00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:59,259
We cannot go back to being doctors.
524
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,228
One tub. Take it or leave it.
525
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,430
The real perks come
when you sell though.
526
00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,865
You should really consider...
527
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:09,202
Fine. Deal.
528
00:20:09,204 --> 00:20:10,503
? Da-da-da, da-da-da ?
529
00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:12,239
(SQUEALING)
530
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,906
ANDREW: You did it, babe!
531
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,110
- One tub closer to elite.
- Oh, shut up, Bill.
532
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:19,412
? Walk in the room, all eyes on me ?
533
00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,614
? Always in style, I
could do it all day ?
534
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:25,417
Oh, uh, I'm really getting
to know your friends.
535
00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,553
? We livin' like woo ?
536
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:29,922
? We feelin' the bass ?
537
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,125
? Got us feelin' like oh ?
538
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,926
? As good as it gets ?
539
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,028
?
540
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:45,722
Aw, there he is! How was it, little man?
541
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,223
Awesome!
542
00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,425
I got 11 marshmallows
in my mouth at once.
543
00:20:49,427 --> 00:20:51,460
What did I tell you? Practice.
544
00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:52,795
Yeah!
545
00:20:52,797 --> 00:20:54,731
Except this one kid picked on me.
546
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,132
Damn teenage punks! Point him out.
547
00:20:56,134 --> 00:20:59,135
- Was it you?
- We were the same age!
548
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,037
Anyway, then he fell
during the ropes course
549
00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:02,872
and I stayed with him
until the nurse came,
550
00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:04,607
and then we made up a dance routine
551
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,075
for the closing campfire.
552
00:21:06,077 --> 00:21:08,778
We did backflips! Everyone loved it.
553
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,780
Even the kids with moustaches!
554
00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:14,450
Glad you had fun, buddy.
555
00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:16,485
- I really missed you.
- I missed you too.
556
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:22,591
He was gone for three days. Relax.
557
00:21:22,593 --> 00:21:25,494
Who hurt you?
558
00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:35,095
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