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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,440 Looking back, you'd think I should have been happier. 2 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,400 Everybody loved the '60s. 3 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,000 I had the beautiful home. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,400 I had the beautiful home. 5 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,200 The maid to run the beautiful home. 6 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,800 The beautiful car and a beautiful job. 7 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,680 I made movies and everybody loved me. 8 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,800 I even got to choose my name, Cary Grant. 9 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,280 Now isn't that a beautiful thing? 10 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,000 So you might be asking what I often ask myself 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,440 So you might be asking what I often ask myself 12 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,520 as I look at my dumb face in the mirror, 13 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,000 why wasn't I deliriously happy? 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,880 Well, it's a long story. 15 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,440 Here we go. 16 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:19,080 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Cary Grant! 17 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,640 Hello. 18 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,040 Thank you. Thank you. 19 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,800 You haven't even heard anything yet, might be terrible! 20 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,600 We love you, Cary! 21 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,720 I love you too. I love you too! 22 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,320 Thank you. Thank you. 23 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,720 Good evening. Good evening. Shh! You're gonna ask me some questions, 24 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,000 whole bunch of questions, anything you like. 25 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,440 Nothing's off limits. 26 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,960 Of course, I don't like it, I won't answer the question. 27 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,760 So, madam? 28 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,960 Cary, I've just got to know, if you and I were married, 29 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,960 what would you want me to make you for your dinner? 30 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,880 From the way you asked your question, I have a suspicion 31 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,000 that we might end up skipping dinner. Sir? 32 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,840 that we might end up skipping dinner. Sir? 33 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,040 How do you stay in such great shape now you're getting older? 34 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,960 Well, I eat everything that's put in front of me 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,640 and I don't do any exercise at all. 36 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,400 Apart from the greatest exercise in the world which is... 37 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,520 making love. 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,360 Sorry. Making bread. 39 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,120 How do you create a character? 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,920 How do you become someone else? 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,800 That's a very good question. 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,200 A lot of people think I don't, they think I just played myself. 43 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,000 Well, I can't play Bing Crosby, I'm Cary Grant. 44 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,080 Well, I can't play Bing Crosby, I'm Cary Grant. 45 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,200 But I'll confess something to you. 46 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,000 He is a character. 47 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,600 Cary Grant, I made him up. 48 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,840 I made up the perfect man... 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,640 ..in order to survive. 50 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,840 - Mum! Mum! Mum! - Oi-oi-oi, calm down. 51 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,440 - What's the matter? - John's hurt himself. 52 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,120 Oh, my goodness! Sit down. 53 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,280 Oh, it's all right, my love. I'll make it better. 54 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,320 How did it happen? 55 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,320 I fell over and there was some glass. 56 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,040 You told me you'd be careful if I let you play with the other boys! 57 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,320 What have the pair of you been up to? 58 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,000 Honestly, if you can't be trusted... 59 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,160 Honestly, if you can't be trusted... 60 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,600 There's no meat for tomorrow. 61 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,160 I don't know how you can just sit there 62 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,680 when we can't put enough food on the table. 63 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,120 I'm having to make the boys' clothes. 64 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,000 I've asked you to see about a promotion but, no, 65 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,560 you're too content with your lot. 66 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,960 Well, I'm not. I'm not content at all. 67 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,040 You're like a yapping dog, you are. 68 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,440 A yapping bloody dog! Yap, yap, yap! 69 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,360 Doesn't it bother you that we are living in penury, 70 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,000 one step away from beggars? 71 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,840 one step away from beggars? 72 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,920 What are you doing out of bed? 73 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,760 John? 74 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,360 It... It really hurts. 75 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,880 Don't worry, I'll make it better. Archie, bed. 76 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,880 Come on, darling. Let's get you to bed. 77 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,000 I've tried that, I've tried everything, 78 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,880 and he's been sick all night. 79 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,280 Just let him rest. The sleep will do him good. 80 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,000 All right? 81 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,680 All right? 82 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,280 We should take him to the doctor, it's infected. 83 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,720 The doctor can't do any more for him than you already have. 84 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,000 Hmm? 85 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,080 Look at his ratty trousers! 86 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,920 You hate these, don't you? 87 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,320 All the other boys have shop-bought trousers. 88 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,520 Mm-hm. 89 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,000 A gentleman should try to look well-dressed 90 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,560 A gentleman should try to look well-dressed 91 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,240 whatever his circumstances. 92 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,680 Now, you leave it with me, all right? 93 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,880 Is John going to be okay? 94 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,080 He'll be fine. 95 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,720 Your brother is asleep resting so don't you disturb him. 96 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,280 What's on the floor? 97 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,040 We don't waste food in this house, do we? 98 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,160 Pick it up and eat it. 99 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,720 Eat on the floor, please. 100 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,760 You've got a lot to learn, boy. 101 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,960 If you can't eat properly at the table, 102 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,200 you don't deserve to be at the table. 103 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,040 Please, Elias. Please, I'm worried about him. 104 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,520 He's feverish. 105 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,640 God, I should never have let him out of my sight. 106 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,160 You can't wrap him in your skirts. 107 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,680 You've got to let boys be boys. 108 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,000 I told you, he needs to see a doctor. 109 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,840 I told you, he needs to see a doctor. 110 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,200 Hey... 111 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,880 He's just cut his bloody hand. 112 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,320 All right? You're overwrought, woman. 113 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,600 SCREAMING: You! I blame you for this! 114 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,480 WEEPING: Oh, God, how will I bear it? 115 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,960 SHE SOBS 116 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,880 I remember all I really wanted to do was... 117 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,920 ..was... 118 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,200 feel love. 119 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,120 Sorry. 120 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,000 Would you mind terribly if we end the first half there? 121 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,760 Would you mind terribly if we end the first half there? 122 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,240 I'm feeling a little odd. 123 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,760 I'm not sure I've drunk enough water today. 124 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,160 Thank you very much. 125 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,240 - Aren't you having any? - You eat. 126 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,880 Go on. I'm not hungry. 127 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,000 No! 128 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,680 No! 129 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,040 I don't see you for 12 days! 130 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,040 I don't know why you bother to come home at all! 131 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,440 I don't know either when this is the reception I get! 132 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,920 Were you expecting open arms when you abandon us 133 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,120 in favour of that whore you've taken up with? 134 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,000 - I told you! - No! 135 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,440 - I told you! - No! 136 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,280 You're deluded, woman. 137 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,360 I've been in digs. 138 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,960 That's the last time! 139 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,760 We're hungry, Elias. 140 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,200 Don't you understand? 141 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,640 Because of you, we haven't got enough food to eat! 142 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,800 I should have listened to my mother and never married you. 143 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,000 But I won't allow you to shame me. 144 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,880 But I won't allow you to shame me. 145 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,520 Understand that! 146 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,920 No. I don't want to go. 147 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,080 Mm-hm. 148 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,480 Well, I think it would help you. 149 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,080 They might be able to give you some medicine for your nerves. 150 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,440 It's only you that frays them. 151 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,840 Since John... 152 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,800 ..you've not been right. 153 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,600 I'm not mad, Elias. 154 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,560 I've lost my child! 155 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,120 Well, you've got to think about Archie. 156 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,400 All right? 157 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,040 You're not being fair on the boy. 158 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,840 You're all I've got left. 159 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,920 I'll never let you go, Archie. 160 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,920 That's what they do. 161 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,280 Kind people. 162 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,680 Mr Leach, the doctor will see you now. 163 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,800 Hey, come on now. 164 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,400 Keep your pecker up, my love. 165 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,600 It's for the best, you know it is. 166 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,520 Stay with me. 167 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,560 I'll be right back in one moment, I promise. 168 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,000 I'll be back. 169 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,960 I'll be back. 170 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,760 Hold still. 171 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,920 I've decided I'd like to go home. 172 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,920 My son will be back from school soon. I can come another day. 173 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,800 - You can't go home. -What do you mean? Why not? 174 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,880 You're to stay here till you're better. 175 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,160 On whose authority? 176 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,000 Your husband is having you committed. 177 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,880 Your husband is having you committed. 178 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,000 Committed? But I just came here to get some medicine! 179 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,840 - What's that for? No! - It will calm you down. 180 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,800 - No, please, I want to go home! - Orderly! 181 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,400 - No, Elias! - Orderly! Orderly! 182 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,680 No, get off me! 183 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,120 - Please! I want to go home! - Orderly! Orderly! 184 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,640 No! I want to go home! No! 185 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,600 Please! I want to go and see my son! 186 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,120 Hello. 187 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,000 Why did Mother not come to meet me? 188 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,320 Why did Mother not come to meet me? 189 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,040 Pack up your things. 190 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,040 There. 191 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,320 I don't want to leave home! 192 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,240 What if Mother gets back and I'm not there? 193 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,480 Stop your whining! You haven't even seen inside. 194 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,640 You might like it. 195 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,080 Right, Mabel, this is Archie. 196 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,280 - But we've no room! - I pay the bloody rent, don't I? 197 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,360 - I don't want him here! - Right, don't I? 198 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,560 Can't you see I've got enough on my plate as it is? 199 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,000 He'll fit in. It's just one more mouth. 200 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,440 He'll fit in. It's just one more mouth. 201 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,560 Don't like the way he stares at me with them big eyes. 202 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:37,280 Like creeping Jesus. He'll have to go! 203 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,920 You wait there. 204 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,680 Come on! 205 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,840 We're going to Grandma's and I won't hear any more about it. 206 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,720 Come on, Ma. 207 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,160 He'll feed and wash himself, all he needs is a bed. 208 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,520 But he's your responsibility, not mine. 209 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,000 I don't want him here disturbing me. 210 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,720 I don't want him here disturbing me. 211 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,680 I'll give you two shillings a week. 212 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,160 And that's all it cost my father to be free of me. 213 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,920 Week after week, I'd come home from school hoping my mother 214 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,200 would be there and we'd be together again... 215 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,960 but she never was. 216 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,080 Archie, where you been? 217 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,640 He don't live here no more. 218 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,520 You tell him, I ain't. 219 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,760 Here, I got you some chips. 220 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,080 Come on, I'll take you out back. 221 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,040 Couple of things to talk to you about, boy. 222 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,520 First off, I need you to be a good lad for your grandmother, 223 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,280 cos I'm not gonna be able to see you much more for a while. 224 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Why not? 225 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,280 Why not? 226 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,320 Because I've got to look after Mabel now. 227 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,720 And the baby. 228 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,040 So, I'm counting on you to be a good boy. 229 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,800 Dad. 230 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,120 When am I going to see Mother again? 231 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,760 Right, well, yeah, that's the other thing 232 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,480 I need to talk to you about. 233 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,800 You listen to me now, I've got something to tell you. 234 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,000 I got word this morning. 235 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,480 I got word this morning. 236 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,480 I'm very sorry to have to say this, but your ma's passed away. 237 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,760 Passed away? 238 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,680 She died, Archie lad. 239 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,360 So you won't be seeing her again. 240 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,400 Now you be a good boy for your grandmother like I told you. 241 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,400 Right, I'd best be heading back. 242 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,000 Don't be coming round Mabel's looking for me now. 243 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,520 Don't be coming round Mabel's looking for me now. 244 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,800 Bye, Archie. 245 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,440 Try and think of it like your ma's in a better place. 246 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,560 And so I was alone. 247 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,000 Which is exactly how I found myself in the summer of 1961, 248 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,400 Which is exactly how I found myself in the summer of 1961, 249 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,800 in my beautiful Benedict Canyon home 250 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,840 with the ink drying on my third divorce 251 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:41,640 and Sophia Loren refusing to answer my many, many calls. 252 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,640 'I don't want to go, Jack. Pool parties aren't my thing.' 253 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,080 'What is wrong with you? 254 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,160 'Why are you pretending you don't want to be my girl? 255 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,600 'You know you're crazy about me.' 256 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,480 'I'm not playing hard to get. I'm just not interested. 257 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:59,720 'Careful! Contrary to appearances, I'm no pushover. 258 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,000 'I can fight and I can bite.' 259 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,560 'I can fight and I can bite.' 260 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,880 And then, there she was. 261 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,200 - Stanley. - Cary, how are you? 262 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,320 - I'm fine. - Not calling Sophia, I hope? 263 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,680 I've not been calling her. I told you I wouldn't. I... 264 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,000 - She's married. It's bad news. - I promise. 265 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,200 - She's married. It's bad news. - I promise. 266 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,840 Listen, Stanley, 267 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,560 I need you to set up a meeting for me with someone. 268 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,160 And what did she say exactly, the girl? 269 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,400 What? 270 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,840 Oh, uh, yeah. 271 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,880 She says no, she doesn't want to meet you. 272 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,200 What do you mean? 273 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,000 What? I thought Hitch could use her in the movie. 274 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 There's a part she's perfect for in North By Northwest. 275 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,240 There's a part she's perfect for in North By Northwest. 276 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,480 So, Sophia Loren? You don't mind me asking? 277 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,840 Oh, it's... it's done. She went back to Rome. 278 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,680 - Great. - I do mind you asking. 279 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,680 You can trust me sometimes. 280 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,320 What did she say, exactly, the girl? 281 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,960 She's working abroad somewhere. 282 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,440 Europe. Um, does it matter? 283 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,480 So she didn't say she didn't want to meet me, 284 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,480 she said she couldn't meet me. There's a big difference. 285 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,400 If you say so, Cary. 286 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,000 Can we give her name? What's her name? 287 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,280 Her name is Dyan Cannon. 288 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,000 She's, uh, she's too young for you. 289 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,960 You know, why can't you just stay home, 290 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,280 find some, you know, easy-going girl? 291 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,080 You know, all she wants to do is just date some mature 292 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,080 but still beautifully preserved movie star. 293 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,480 All right, come on, the movie, the spy movie. 294 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,120 I read it, I liked it. What's it called? 295 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,960 James Bond. 296 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,880 That's the character. What's the movie called? 297 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,920 Uh, Dr No. 298 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,760 The title is Dr No. 299 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,000 The money's good. 300 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,400 The money's good. 301 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,880 Yeah, well... 302 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,440 They'll be a lot of exotic travel and big action sequences. 303 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,440 I'll be waiting a long time before the studio recoups 304 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,120 and I get any of my profit share. 305 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,200 We can talk to them about that. 306 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,280 And they want a four-picture deal. 307 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,920 I'm sorry, what? 308 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,720 They want me to play the same character four times? 309 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,080 No! 310 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,960 You can tell them thank you, but no way. 311 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,480 Dr No Way. 312 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,000 - Okay. - And you can tell Dyan Cannon, 313 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,160 - Okay. - And you can tell Dyan Cannon, 314 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,800 I'll wait for her to get back. 315 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,520 Okay. 316 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,400 Thank you. 317 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,000 Nice to meet you, Miss Cannon. I'm Cary Grant. 318 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,040 Nice to meet you, Miss Cannon. I'm Cary Grant. 319 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,840 Can... Uh, Cannon. 320 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,240 I'm Dyan Cannon. 321 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,440 We agree on that at least. 322 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,480 Come inside. 323 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,800 Were they all right at the front gate? 324 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,280 Yeah, fine. Everything was fine. 325 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,280 I was in Rome and I was finishing a picture, 326 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,080 and I thought that all of this had gone away, 327 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,880 and then I was really surprised when I got the call. 328 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,680 Well, it's been quite a struggle getting to meet you, 329 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,680 but I have to say it's worth it. 330 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,000 You're even more attractive in person. 331 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,760 You're even more attractive in person. 332 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,680 So are you. 333 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,440 Oh, gosh! 334 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,000 It's a breath of fresh air having you here. 335 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,160 I saw you in an episode of Malibu Run 336 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,280 and I thought you seemed unobtainable. 337 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,880 I... I have other credits. 338 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,400 Uh, I've done Have Gun Will Travel, Zane Grey Theatre, 339 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160 Highway Patrol... - Tell me something about yourself. 340 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,000 - What do you want to know? - Something about you. 341 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,680 - What do you want to know? - Something about you. 342 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,000 Not your career. 343 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,560 My mother is Jewish and my father is Christian. 344 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,000 Oh, okay. 345 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,360 Daddy used to drive us to synagogue every Saturday 346 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,360 singing "Jesus Loves Me, This I Know" 347 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,400 and then I'd go inside and sing it for the rabbi, 348 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,800 which caused quite... 349 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,160 So it's been an absolute pleasure, Dyan. 350 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,400 Oh, my goodness! It's been four hours! 351 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,000 I've been here four hours. I have to go. 352 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,440 I've been here four hours. I have to go. 353 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,320 Well, I hope I get to see you again. 354 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,440 Oh! Uh, what about the movie? 355 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,400 My agent said you wanted to see me about a movie you were producing? 356 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,360 Well, yes, but that was six months ago. 357 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,720 It's been cast and I'm afraid we're about to start shooting. 358 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,560 Oh... So why did you still want to see me? 359 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,960 Well, because you're a very difficult woman to pin down 360 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,480 and I thought I'd grab a meeting while I could. 361 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,080 To what end? 362 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,000 I was intrigued. 363 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,880 I was intrigued. 364 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,320 Not a lot of people keep me waiting this long. 365 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,560 Well, I'm sure it does you good every now and then 366 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,040 to not always get your way. 367 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,000 She fights and she bites. 368 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,480 Excuse me? 369 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,680 Nothing. 370 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,600 Well, goodbye, Dyan Cannon. 371 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,560 Goodbye, Cary Grant. 372 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,240 He's just through here. 373 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,600 - Yes? - Dr Hansen. 374 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,560 - Ah! Jim! - Cary. 375 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,440 How are you feeling? 376 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,480 Fine. You look flustered. 377 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,080 - Want some coffee? - Uh, no thanks. 378 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,120 I want to discuss what happened at the show. 379 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,080 Ah, come on then. 380 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,560 Spit it out. It's that bad, is it? 381 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,480 Well, we ran all the tests 382 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,000 and I've been talking with the neurological expert this morning. 383 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,360 and I've been talking with the neurological expert this morning. 384 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,160 - What? - And he's in agreement. 385 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,680 About what? 386 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,760 You've had a mild stroke, Cary. 387 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,720 I just had a bit of a headache, felt nauseous. 388 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,000 Which are the classic symptoms of a stroke. 389 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,600 Luckily, it was a mild one. 390 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,480 There appears to be no lasting damage, 391 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,160 but we must take this as a warning. 392 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,760 Must we? 393 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,360 You're not young any more. 394 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,480 You need to slow down. 395 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,640 All these personal appearances you do. 396 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,000 What? Go gently into that good night? 397 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,480 What? Go gently into that good night? 398 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,480 We've known each other for many years. 399 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,440 And hear me when I say this, 400 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,040 if you don't slow down and you have another stroke, 401 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,640 it could be fatal. 402 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,920 Yes? 403 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,960 - Five minutes, Mr Grant. - Okay. 404 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,240 - You all right? - Yeah. 405 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,920 The show must go on. 406 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,320 I don't do autographs, they're terrible things. 407 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,000 Shake hands if I have to... 408 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,880 Shake hands if I have to... 409 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,000 'Against doctor's orders, I resumed my tour. 410 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,840 'Why, I hear you ask? 411 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,520 'Well, because I still had things I wanted to say. 412 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,000 'And lots more terrible questions to answer.' 413 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,280 Spinach, I detest it! 414 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,520 'And the applause. 415 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,000 'Maybe I got used to your applause. 416 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,120 'Which brings me to dear old Bob Pender.' 417 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,640 Beware the fuzzle of the giants! 418 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,440 Observe the behemoths! 419 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,000 Witness their feet on the ground. 420 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,960 Their heads in the clouds! 421 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,560 Oh, be careful with it, lad! 422 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,360 It's already got a crack in it. 423 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,000 Mr Pender? 424 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,280 Mr Pender? 425 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,120 Yeah, what can I do for you, son? 426 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,680 I really loved watching your show, sir. 427 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,160 Oh, that's lovely. 428 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,520 I just wondered... 429 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,160 I work here selling programmes, 430 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,960 but how would I go about having a try out for you, sir? 431 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,680 I'm very supple. I play in goal for the school football team 432 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,920 and I dive about everywhere. 433 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,080 Oh, hello! 434 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,360 I can do that better. 435 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,480 Yeah, well, that needs some work but don't worry for now. 436 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,000 How old are you? 437 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,960 How old are you? 438 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,520 Fourteen, sir. 439 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,520 Well, if you want to come and audition, 440 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,280 you need a signed letter from your dad giving you permission. 441 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:43,080 All right? And if you do okay, we tour the whole country, you see. 442 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,480 There's even talk of going to New York. 443 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080 You can write to me at this address. Huh! 444 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,480 What's your name? 445 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,960 Leach, sir. Archie Leach. 446 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,600 Archie Leach! 447 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,000 See you later, Archie. 448 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,400 See you later, Archie. 449 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,480 I can already see your name in lights, Archie Leach! 450 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,000 What are you doing? 451 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,800 Just finishing off my homework. 452 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,000 Don't you be staying up all night, using my oil. 453 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,200 Don't you be staying up all night, using my oil. 454 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,760 "To Mr Bob Pender, 455 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,640 I'm writing to you about my son, Archie Leach, 456 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,960 who is a strong boy and is in good health." 457 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,600 Don't look down, Archie! 458 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,400 The secret is to lift your head up. 459 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,280 If you look down, you'll only see how far you have to fall. 460 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,280 "And I should be very happy indeed for my son to tour with your troupe. 461 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,880 He is as good a boy as what you could wish to have, 462 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,080 very dedicated and won't eat too much. 463 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,800 Your faithful servant, Elias J Leach." 464 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,040 Surprised to see me, lad? 465 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,960 I know you faked the letter. 466 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,400 You can't go to America without his approval. 467 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,560 I could get arrested, I could get closed down! 468 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,000 Come on. 469 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,240 Come on. 470 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,840 He's too young, Mr Pender. I mean, he's still just a boy. 471 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,240 What do you care? I haven't seen you in years. 472 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,320 I'll care enough to give you a thick ear, lad, 473 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,320 if I have any more of that chat. 474 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,840 How old does he have to be, Mr Pender? 475 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,560 Without your permission, 15. 476 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,840 - Well, that settles it, then. - I'll just wait. 477 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,200 If I have to wait a year, I'll wait. 478 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,120 And then I'll be off and there's nothing 479 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,000 you can do to stop me, you old bastard! 480 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 - Watch your mouth! - Mr Leach! 481 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,600 - Watch your mouth! - Mr Leach! 482 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,720 Mr Leach, let's try and be reasonable, shall we? 483 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,880 Look, before you know it, 484 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,880 young Archie here, he'll have left school. 485 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,680 You'll be having to try and find him some work. 486 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,680 So why not let him join my troupe and... 487 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,600 avoid that burden, eh? 488 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,320 Let him try, with my guidance, 489 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,400 a career on the stage. 490 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,000 And in the circumstances, 491 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,400 And in the circumstances, 492 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,040 I can of course offer you a small payment 493 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,800 for your agreement in this matter, 494 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,560 by way of a signature fee. 495 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,000 You're not my responsibility now. 496 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,760 My loyalties lie elsewhere. 497 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,680 Our paths won't cross no more, my lad. 498 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,440 Well, that's settled, then. 499 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,240 If you'd like to come with me, Mr Leach. 500 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,640 Behold! The gods and the giants! 501 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,080 Observe the behemoths! 502 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,520 Their feet on the ground! 503 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000 Their heads in the clouds! 504 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,880 Behold! 505 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,560 Defying gravity! 506 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,440 Thank you, New York! 507 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,000 Thank you! 508 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,960 Remember this, Archie. It's the best feeling in the world, lad. 509 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,920 That's love out there they're giving you. 510 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,520 Whooo! 511 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,400 Wisconsin, where's that? 512 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,720 Wisconsin. It's nowhere. 513 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,000 That's why I came here, to make my fortune. 514 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,600 That's why I came here, to make my fortune. 515 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,480 For now, I just work at a department store. 516 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,760 Just stand there all day watching people 517 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,400 who do have money spend it on the things they don't need. 518 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,480 Do you have a fella? 519 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,800 A what? 520 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,680 A boyfriend? 521 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,760 Cos I think you're a smasher. 522 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,160 You're nuts. 523 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,480 Wait here. 524 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 - This is for you, my lady. - Thank you, sir. 525 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,840 - This is for you, my lady. - Thank you, sir. 526 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,520 Here, listen to this and tell me what you think. 527 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,400 I've been practising since I got here. 528 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,080 Whatever I have tried to do in life, 529 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,800 I have tried with all my heart to do it well. 530 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,800 Whatever I have devoted myself to, 531 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,000 I have devoted myself completely. 532 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,320 In great aims and in small, 533 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,640 I have always thoroughly been in earnest. 534 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,000 MAN: Shut your goddamn mouth! 535 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,960 MAN: Shut your goddamn mouth! 536 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,840 Do you know what time it is? 537 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,520 It's from Charles Dickens. 538 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,400 What do you think? 539 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,640 Well... 540 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,880 ..I guess you don't sound so weird but... 541 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,600 you don't sound like you're from any place I know. 542 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,160 Shh! 543 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,440 Pull it out! 544 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,680 What? 545 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,800 You heard, take it out. 546 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,080 You ain't finishing off in me! 547 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,360 You know how babies are made, don't you? 548 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,400 Well, I ain't taking any risks. 549 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,000 So are we...? 550 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,800 So are we...? 551 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,520 You know, are you my girl now? 552 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,720 I ain't anybody's. 553 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,960 But what if I was in love with you? 554 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,640 Oh, boy. 555 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,240 You've got a lot to learn. 556 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,320 Kid, I've got to keep myself available. 557 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,640 Available? 558 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,280 For who? 559 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,880 For the rich guy, 560 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,000 who's gonna come and marry me and take me away. 561 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,360 who's gonna come and marry me and take me away. 562 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,120 How else is a girl like me gonna make her fortune? 563 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,120 Take care, Archie Leach. 564 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,960 I'm gonna be rich. You'll see. 565 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,360 Bloody hell! She was gorgeous. 566 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,120 Action! 567 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,480 Smoke! 568 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,000 Guns firing! 569 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Look up! 570 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,640 And... cut! 571 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,960 Get enough? 572 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,640 And... cut! 573 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,560 Print that one, please. 574 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,720 Hitch, I have no idea what the bloody hell's going on! 575 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,760 Who the bloody hell is trying to kill me? 576 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,200 That's exactly how I want it to be, dear boy. 577 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,200 I don't want you to know what it's all about 578 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,000 until your character does. 579 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,640 Well, if you want confusion, believe me, you've got confusion. 580 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaking of which, 581 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,600 Speaking of which, 582 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,880 your soon-to-be-ex-wife rang the house last night, 583 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,760 had a long chat with Alma. 584 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,480 I'm sorry. It's this divorce. 585 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,880 It's proving to be more complicated than I thought. 586 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,360 Also, I have a new girl I really like 587 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,240 and I think she might like me, I don't know. 588 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,000 She's playing very hard to get, but... 589 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,240 Don't tell me any more. 590 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,520 I don't want to be ahead of the plot. 591 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,600 Are you trying to kill me in there? 592 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,800 Can I get some water, please? 593 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:00,000 - And an iron lung! - Quickly! Quickly! 594 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,640 - And an iron lung! - Quickly! Quickly! 595 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,600 CARY: 'You're a difficult woman to get hold of.' 596 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,640 'Cary Grant. How are you?' 597 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,200 - 'Well, I'm hopeful.' - 'Hopeful? Of what?' 598 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,280 'That you might come and have something to eat 599 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,280 'with me at my house tomorrow afternoon?' 600 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,800 'A friendly dinner? That sounds like fun.' 601 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,040 Finally... I get to see you again! 602 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,720 Thank you so much for coming. 603 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,400 Just all the prying eyes and everything, hmm? 604 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,280 - Shall we? - Sure. 605 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,560 So, what did it in the end? 606 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,840 Was it my charm, my persistence? 607 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,640 - Food mostly. - Ah... 608 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,480 - I'm really hungry. - We have food. 609 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,480 Big finish. 610 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,040 Bravo! Get him off! 611 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,000 I didn't know you could sing. 612 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,920 I didn't know you could sing. 613 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,440 I love that song. It's my mum's favourite. 614 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,920 Ouch! Of course, your mum's favourite. 615 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,320 I played Cole Porter in a movie about a million years ago. 616 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,800 You were fantastic. 617 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,960 "Cary Grant soars to new heights of mediocrity," 618 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,680 I think that was the best review I got. 619 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,280 But I don't care one jot, I love to sing. 620 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,640 Mr Grant. Dinner's ready. 621 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,040 Ah, saved by the bell. Come on, then. 622 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,360 - Come through, come through. - Oh, my God! 623 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,640 Here we are. Now... 624 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,760 This is my side. Ah! 625 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,000 And by process of elimination, that's yours. Come on. 626 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,080 Cary, I told you this was just a friendly dinner. 627 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,040 Is this where you normally eat? 628 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,000 Mostly. Come in, I won't bite. 629 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,120 Mostly. Come in, I won't bite. 630 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,120 Shoes off. 631 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,640 - Comfy? - Yeah. 632 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,600 Here we are. 633 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,000 Thank you. 634 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,360 I hope you don't mind if I don't stand on ceremony, 635 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,200 Can't bear the formality of the dinner table. 636 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,000 All that starchy cloth nonsense. 637 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,960 All that starchy cloth nonsense. 638 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,920 No, that's fine. I just... 639 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,880 Tuck in. You did say you were hungry. I'm always hungry. 640 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,800 How on earth are you still single? 641 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,320 Because I haven't met my soulmate yet. 642 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,800 Oh, that's what you want, is it? 643 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,400 Who doesn't? 644 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,440 I want a husband and children. 645 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,320 I want what my parents have. 646 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,600 Well... 647 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,160 ..you seem so certain. 648 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,000 I was that way once. 649 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,080 I was that way once. 650 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,440 What happened? 651 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,040 Uh... 652 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,360 Two divorces, third imminent. 653 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,960 I realised a long time ago it wasn't for me. 654 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,360 I'm not good at being married. 655 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,240 That sounds to me like a cop out. 656 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,680 I beg your pardon? 657 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,840 Well, you're very good at being an actor 658 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,360 because you work at it. 659 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,000 Maybe you need to work a little less on your tan 660 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,280 Maybe you need to work a little less on your tan 661 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,120 and a little more on your marriages? 662 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,320 Ouch! 663 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,360 Touche! 664 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,720 Hmm! 665 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,360 Can I ask you a personal question? 666 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,480 Do I have a choice? 667 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,680 Why did you never have any children? 668 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,200 I can't have children. 669 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,520 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. I... 670 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,000 No, I don't mean physically. 671 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,920 No, I don't mean physically. 672 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,200 I mean, I don't want them. 673 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,520 I don't want to be married. I don't want to be tied down ever again. 674 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,440 I want to be free to be where I want, 675 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,560 doing what I want and with who I want. 676 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,800 Here, having dinner... 677 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,120 with you. 678 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,320 Ladies and gentlemen, 679 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,440 thank you for welcoming us to your wonderful country. 680 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,000 Sadly, tomorrow our stay comes to an end 681 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,040 Sadly, tomorrow our stay comes to an end 682 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,640 and we return to England! 683 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,000 So, all that's left for us to say... 684 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,640 is thank you, goodbye 685 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,200 and good night! 686 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,720 Hey, cheer up, kid. It'll turn out all right. 687 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,440 I ain't going home tomorrow. 688 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,800 - What do you mean? - I mean, I'm staying. 689 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,080 I ain't got nothing worth going home for. 690 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,600 I'm gonna stay here and I'm gonna be a star. 691 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,160 I'm gonna be a star! 692 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:20,360 Your rent's paid up for the rest of the month. 693 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,320 If you do change your mind... 694 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,800 ..there's money in there for a return fare. 695 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,000 Good luck, laddie. 696 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,240 Good luck, laddie. 697 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,000 Come along! 698 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,040 If you take too long, the boat will sail without us! 699 00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:41,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50822

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