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Satan's got some books to sell
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the ink is blood
and it's printed in hell
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turn up the volume of satanica
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bring your soul
and your harmonica
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yeah...
Encyclopedia
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Aaah!
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Ooof!
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What the heck was that?
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Hello?
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If somebody's there,
please don't kill me.
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Take me back to your cabin
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and make me your
sex slave if you must.
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Dress me up like
a little school girl,
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tell me I'm naughty and
then paddle me oh so hard,
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but please don't kill me.
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Oh, it's just a beaver.
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Who's a pretty little beaver?
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You are.
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Hey, why are you all
glowin' there, little fella...
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Aaah...!
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Oww... aaah!
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Stupid glowing beaver bit me!
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Hmm, that's odd.
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I suddenly have a strong
desire to chew wood.
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You know what,
I think I'm gonna build a dam.
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That sounds like a lot of fun.
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I've never built a dam before.
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What... is going... on?
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What's...
Happening... to me?
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Aaahhh!!
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And then, earlier today,
I went to El medo burrito
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and got one of them
two-pound bean burritos
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and I have just had
the worst diarrhea.
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That's funny
"the worst diarrhea."
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It's not like you can have
the best diarrhea.
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Diarrhea's diarrhea.
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Ha ha ha...
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Let's hear it for Erotica...
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Make sure you
tip her good, fellas,
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'cause she owes me three dollars
from lunch the other day.
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Okay, sir, that will be $20,
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plus any gratuity would be
much appreciated.
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Sir, I'm talking to you.
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That's rude, I would
appreciate a response.
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Sir?
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I can't believe he's dead!
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Oh, this is horrible!
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I know, he seemed so young
and full of life.
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Life, schmife,
we are gonna get sued!
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I feel awful.
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I never killed anyone before!
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That poor dead man!
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Giselle, it's not your fault.
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I mean, sure, you're
the one that excited him
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and that's what triggered
his heart attack,
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but it could have
been any of us.
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Well...
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We should probably
take down that sign.
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Wow...
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The middle of the woods
on a dark and foggy night
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so far away from civilization
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that no one could hear us scream
if something horrible happened.
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It's so romantic.
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What was that?
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I don't know, I heard it, too.
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Well, go see what it was.
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Just out walking my dog.
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Sorry about the creepy howling.
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Just out walking my pet bear.
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Sorry about the creepy growling.
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This sculpture is an
almost perfect recreation
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of an actual tree.
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The artist cut down
and used the wood
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from over 500 actual redwoods
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to construct this majestic
tribute to trees.
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Without further ado,
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I, mayor Samuelson give to you
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the giant Woody!
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Ahhh...
Ahhh...
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I think this was a sign.
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Maybe it's time for me
to hang up my g-string
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and go into politics
or something.
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How can you say that?
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You can't just give up,
it was an accident!
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Think of all the guys that
you've given lap dances to
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that haven't died.
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Oh, Harold, I told you
not to go to the strip club.
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Ma'am, I was the one that
accidentally lap-danced
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your husband to death.
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And, if it's any consolation,
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he seemed real happy
right before he died.
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Also, I really believe he
knew it was his time to go.
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In fact, his last words were,
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"Jesus, I'm coming, here I come!
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Oh, god,
Jesus, here I come!"
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Excuse me widow... ma'am,
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I am the manager
here at the tenderloins
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and I just wanted to express
my sincere condolences
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and say that if there is
anything we can do,
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please don't hesitate to ask.
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By the way,
this in no way constitutes
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an admission of guilt
or culpability
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either financial or legal.
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Agent 69 here.
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What's going on, chief?
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A giant beaver is
threatening the well-being
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of the citizens of
our great city.
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What?
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Did you say "giant beaver"?
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Calm down, get a grip
on yourself, damn it!
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This is no time to panic!
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I'm not panicking,
I'm merely asking if...
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Well, you should be panicking!
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This is a serious situation.
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People and anything made of
wood are in danger!
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The beaver's already
attacked several lumber yards
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built several subpar dams
that aren't up to code
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and devoured
the entire woodwind section
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of the philharmonic orchestra!
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That's awful!
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I know...
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I had tickets for
tonight's performance.
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Now, get out there
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and do something
superhero/secret-agenty.
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What's going on?
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It's some sort of animal!
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Kids, quick, climb out!
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I can't hold on much longer!
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Wow, you're Stripperella!
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I know.
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Please climb out.
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Hurry!
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Are you kids okay?
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I guess so.
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You ruined our bikes!
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I saved your lives.
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Yeah, but you ruined our bikes!
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Argh...
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If you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go bag a beaver.
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Hey, beaver, want some wood?
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Super hairspray, do your stuff!
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Gotcha!
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You're not going anywhere,
that hairspray is ultra-hold.
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Plus, it has
enriched vitamin complex
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to help keep your hair
shiny and bright.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Yeah, boy, Stripperella
caught the beaver!
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Now let's kill it!
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I've already caught it.
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There's no need for violence.
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He's destroying our city.
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He's a danger to our
children and our wood!
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He raised our taxes really high!
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Isn't this the mob
to recall the mayor?
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No, this is the mob to
destroy the giant beaver.
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Oh, sorry, wrong mob.
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Kill the beaver,
kill the beaver...
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Stop, you're hurting it!
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Ja, Stripperella, get it
with your laser lipstick!
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Look, he's gettin' away!
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Stripperella let him get away!
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Booo!
Booo!
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I know we're all
concerned, and well,
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y'know, a little baffled about
the giant, six-foot beaver
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that's been terrorizing
our community.
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Yeah, uh, mayor,
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I just wanted to remind everyone
that we still need volunteers
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for the bake sale this weekend.
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Mitchell, now is really
not the time.
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We are dealing with
a more pressing issue.
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Now, for all we know,
there won't be a bake sale.
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You're gonna cancel
the bake sale?
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No, now, I didn't say that.
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Well, I kinda need to know.
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It takes me a long time to
make my delicious popovers
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and I was gonna start tonight.
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Forget the damn popovers!
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What are we gonna
do about the beaver!
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Yeah!
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Stripperella sure
ain't gonna help us,
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she let the beaver go!
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I had to let it go...
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I mean, she had to let it go.
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Probably because the angry mob
was trying to kill it.
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I'm sure if Stripperella
were here... and she's not...
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She would say that the beaver is
just a poor defenseless animal
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who probably has no idea
that it's causing any harm.
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Then, she would say that
we need to find a way
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to capture it, humanely.
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Yeah, let's capture it humanely!
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Then we can torture and kill it.
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You kinda missed the point.
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The beaver's a menace,
it has to be killed!
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It ate my house!
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It dammed up my swimming pool!
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He devoured me' pegleg!
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Argh!
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I was once bitten
by an odd, glowing beaver,
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so I know, first hand,
how dangerous they can be.
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It has to be killed!
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Come on, everybody,
let's all chant!
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Kill the beaver...
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Kill the beaver,
kill the beaver,
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kill the beaver!
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Now, just the girls.
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Kill the beaver,
kill the beaver,
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kill the beaver!
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I'll kill your beaver for ya,
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but it's gonna cost ya.
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Who's that?
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That's Lance Shaw,
beaver hunter.
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He's gotten more tail
than anyone I've ever met.
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For $1,500 I'll
catch 'er and kill 'er.
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For $2,000 I'll catch 'er,
kill 'er, skin her
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and cook 'er up for dinner.
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Eww, who would wanna eat beaver?
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For $3,000 I'll catch her,
kill her, cook her
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and make her skin into a bikini.
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For $27.95, I'll do all that
while wearing a dress.
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So, do we have a deal?
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We have no other choice,
you're hired.
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Kill the beaver kill the beaver
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kill the beaver...
Kill the beaver
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kill the beaver kill the beaver
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kill the beaver...
Kill the beaver
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wait! We can
catch it safely.
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Sorry, lady,
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we want the beaver dead!
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Kill the beaver,
kill the beaver...
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That's some beaver shot.
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That is the biggest, hairiest
beaver I've ever seen.
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There's got to be a way
to capture the beaver
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before the beaver hunter
kills it
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and cooks it and skins it
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and turns its hide
into a bikini!
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Ah, it's not
going to be that simple.
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Ah, special agent 14.
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What are you talking about?
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We've taken samples of
the beaver's saliva and d.N.A.
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And we have determined that
we are not dealing with
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just a regular,
ordinary giant evil beaver.
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What we have here
is a werebeaver.
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Werebeaver?
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The legend says that a man who
is bitten by the werebeaver
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will himself become a werebeaver
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when the moon is a 3/4
waxing Crescent.
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If this really is a werebeaver,
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then we have to find a way
to turn him back into a man.
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Then I can hurt him
as much as I want
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and not feel bad.
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All I have to do is find him.
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Bingo!
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Midnight tonight at
jolly land amusement park.
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The grand opening of
the extreminator,
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the world's largest roller
coaster made entirely of wood.
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Well, Stripperella,
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I think your beaver
is about to be exposed.
258
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,400
Darn it!
259
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,736
Hmm, number two.
260
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,003
Hey, Larry, how's it shaking?
261
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,273
Oh, man, I had a rough night.
262
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,707
I don't remember anything.
263
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,609
This morning
I woke up in the woods
264
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,746
I was naked and covered
in sawdust and blood
265
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,747
and my face
was full of splinters
266
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,783
and my breath smelled like wood.
267
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:39,885
Oh, no big deal,
268
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,160
that happens to me all the time.
269
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,553
Man, I can't wait
to get off work.
270
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,567
I'm gonna check out that new
roller coaster at jolly land.
271
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,657
Wanna go?
272
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,470
Oh, no thanks, last time
I went on a roller coaster
273
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,994
I was sitting behind
this overweight lady
274
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,329
who's seat belt broke,
275
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,009
and we went through
one of those low tunnels
276
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,866
and she got decapitated.
277
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,668
I spent the rest of the ride
with her severed head in my lap
278
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,771
and, since then,
279
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,072
I've just had this thing
about roller coasters.
280
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,006
And overweight people.
281
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,307
You sure you don't wanna go?
282
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,476
The roller coaster's made
entirely out of wood.
283
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,445
Can you imagine
how much wood they used?
284
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,681
I mean, just think about
all that wood.
285
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,049
Wood, huh?
286
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,483
Hey, it's a little
stuffy in here.
287
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:16,054
Why don't I open the window
and let a little moonlight in.
288
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,657
Sure, a little moonlight
would be nice.
289
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,893
Wow, look at that moon.
290
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,238
Would you say
that's a half moon?
291
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,296
No, more like 3/4
waxing Crescent.
292
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,231
Yeah, definitely
a 3/4 waxing Crescent.
293
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:31,169
Hey, you aren't Larry.
294
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,438
The extreminator
opens in one hour.
295
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,017
I'm sure the werebeaver's
gonna show up.
296
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,342
I have to get there to
make sure no one gets hurt,
297
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,444
including the beaver.
298
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,545
Don't worry, Stripperella,
299
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,286
we've been doing
a lot of beaver research.
300
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,381
Before today, we really
knew nothing about beavers.
301
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,783
I've never even seen
a real beaver before.
302
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,185
Just pictures in magazines.
303
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,353
Oh, I have, once.
304
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,522
But it was
a long time ago at camp.
305
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,824
Anyway, using the hair
of the beaver,
306
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,058
we developed an antidote
307
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,294
that will transform it
back to a regular man.
308
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,396
Or a woman.
309
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,137
We put the formula
in this silver syringe.
310
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,232
Ah, I get it.
311
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,613
Silver can defeat
the werebeaver.
312
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:05,136
No, we just happened to have
a silver syringe lying around.
313
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,337
Okay, so all I have to do
314
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,783
is give the beaver
a little injection?
315
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,407
I'm afraid it's
not going to be that easy
316
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,676
to prick the beaver,
its fur is very thick.
317
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,089
You'll never be able
to penetrate it.
318
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,980
So, first, you're
going to have to remove
319
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,381
a small patch of
the beaver's hair.
320
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,563
I have to shave the beaver?
321
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,151
You can use this
laser hair remover.
322
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,452
Hal got that from his mother.
323
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,254
She uses it to
remove her moustache.
324
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,256
Does not!
325
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,490
She uses it on her back.
326
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,592
Thanks guys, good work.
327
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,893
I'm off to
stick it to the beaver.
328
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,363
Good evening, wooden
roller coaster lovers!
329
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,198
Now, we couldn't find
a tarp big enough
330
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,699
to cover
the entire roller coaster
331
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,635
so thank y'all for
covering your eyes.
332
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,471
On behalf of the jolly llama
and myself, the mayor,
333
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:45,276
I present to you,
the extreminator!
334
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,911
You can open your eyes now.
335
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,046
Whoa!
Wow!
336
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,850
Wood!
337
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,222
This scar's from a beaver
I conquered in Madagascar
338
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,890
back in '87.
339
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,260
These days I won't get near
a beaver without protection.
340
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,978
The beaver!
341
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,383
Hey, that's not a llama!
342
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,351
This is a guy in a llama suit!
343
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,820
I'm so sorry.
344
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:29,922
You're the jolly llama.
345
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,334
I thought you were
the werebeaver and...
346
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,824
Look, the beaver!
347
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,259
Oh, no!
348
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,095
The wood he's eating could
cause the track to collapse!
349
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,033
Those people will be killed!
350
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,168
Stop the ride!
351
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,870
Well, I know,
but there's no stop button.
352
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,104
See, it's on back order.
353
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,751
Apparently the company
accidentally sent
354
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,107
two start buttons and...
355
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,909
Ugh...!
356
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,555
That's what I call
a beautiful beaver.
357
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,691
I can't wait to stuff you
and mount you.
358
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,228
But first, I gotta kill ya.
359
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,164
Say goodbye, beaver.
360
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,767
Aahhh...!
361
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,173
Oh, no!
362
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,962
Aaahh!
363
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,267
Aaahh!
364
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,610
The antidote!
365
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,854
Aahh...
366
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,945
What happened?
367
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,313
You turned into a giant,
rampaging werebeaver.
368
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,016
I had to inject you with
an antidote to turn you back.
369
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,317
Really?
370
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,197
So, I was screaming for
the beaver to be killed
371
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,655
but all that time
I really was the beaver?
372
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,290
Ironic, huh?
373
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,994
I see now that
killing beavers is wrong.
374
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,798
Beavers are warm and
sensitive animals.
375
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,067
They should be stroked
and kissed and caressed
376
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,203
and played with until their
cute little lips open wide
377
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,704
and quiver with excitement.
378
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,506
Sure, sometimes
they like it rough
379
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,074
and you need to be
firm with them,
380
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,577
but not kill them,
it's just not right.
381
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,199
You've learned
a valuable lesson today.
382
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,646
And, if you're interested,
383
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,782
we could use a guy like you
in my a.N.U.S.
384
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,283
Oh, you mean your charity,
385
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,052
"animals need
universal support"?
386
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,820
Now that I'm enlightened,
387
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,391
I would love to be
involved with your a.N.U.S.
388
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,029
You know you're naked, right?
389
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,198
Oh... my god.
390
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,236
And so once again
the city is safe
391
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,605
and Stripperella
has saved the day.
392
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,939
In a related story,
393
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,774
former-werebeaver, Larry Talbot
394
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,376
has signed a deal
to turn his story
395
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,179
into a crappy made-for-TV movie.
396
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,982
Wow, that stipperella
sure is amazing.
397
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,484
Yeah, she sure is.
398
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,919
I wish I could meet
someone just like her.
399
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,856
Only bigger and sweatier
and maybe named Charlie.
400
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,460
Well, this is it, I'm quitting.
401
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,929
I just wanted to say bye.
402
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,364
Giselle, you can't leave.
403
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,099
Erotic dancing is your life.
404
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,168
I'll just have to
get me a new life.
405
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,747
A bizarre twist
in the story of the man
406
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:06,851
who was lap-danced to death
407
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,673
at the tenderloins
gentleman's club...
408
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,441
Wait, Giselle, look at this.
409
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,620
Investigators have discovered
410
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,243
that the deceased man,
Harold mills,
411
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,613
didn't actually die of natural
causes as previously believed.
412
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,849
It turns out he was murdered
by his wife, Beatrice.
413
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,183
She confessed to the crime
414
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,297
and admitted she did it
because she was angry at him
415
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,921
for always going to strip clubs.
416
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,956
Police found traces of
arousitol in his system,
417
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,069
which, when taken in high doses,
can trigger a heart attack
418
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,494
if the drug user becomes
aroused during a lap dance.
419
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,729
Isn't that neat?
420
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,497
In a related story,
Beatrice mills
421
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,998
has signed a deal
to turn her story
422
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,434
into a crappy made-for-TV movie.
423
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,869
Giselle, it's not your fault!
424
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,570
He was murdered,
isn't that great?
425
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:41,939
It was murder!
426
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,408
Oh, I'm so happy!
427
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,610
Sir?
428
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,046
Would you like a lap dance.
429
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,815
I was gonna go take a leak,
430
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,050
but why not?
431
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,257
Ugh!
432
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,727
Thank you, so much.
433
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,829
That's my Giselle.
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