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I can't believe you won
stripper of the year, Giselle.
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I know, I never won
nothin' before.
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Well, except, once when
I was in the third grade,
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I won a wet t-shirt contest.
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The third grade?
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Third?
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Well, I was 18.
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Oh, of course.
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Right...
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Dancing waters!
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Oooh... wow!
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Whoa...
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Wow, check out those hotties.
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Aaahhh...!
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Help!
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Help, I can't swim!
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You're gonna be okay.
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Whoa, you look just like...
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I know, Pam Anderson.
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A lot of people say
I look like Pam Anderson.
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What... no, no,
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you don't look anything
like Pam Anderson.
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I was gonna say you
look like this hot broad
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that was standing over there
by the railing when I crashed.
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Oh... right.
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Well, that wasn't me.
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You don't think I look like Pam?
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Not even a little?
Nope.
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Counterfeiting pennies...
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Now this is what
I call "making money".
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Finished, boss.
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This one only took me
three months.
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Wait a second...
In "dog" we trust?
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You know I'm dyslexic.
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Oh...
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Well, maybe nobody will notice.
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Cheapo, we've been
counterfeiting pennies
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for, like, years now.
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Wouldn't it be more, you know,
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better if we counterfeited
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say, quarters, or even nickels?
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Wouldn't it be more,
you know, better
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if you just shut up!
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Sorry.
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Go on, say it.
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Um, cheapo, me and henchman #1
we've been thinking,
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maybe we could, uh,
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use some of those fake pennies
to buy new uniforms.
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We been wearing these
same ones for years.
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I was thinking we could
spruce 'em up a bit.
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You know, maybe with
some colorful sequins
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or rhinestones...
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Here, I made some drawings.
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See? Don't you
just love
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how the orange blends in
with the blue and...
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Never!
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Look around you!
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I didn't build this empire
throwing away money
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like some...
Money thrower-awayer.
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Right, boss.
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Sorry, boss.
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I have big plans
for these pennies.
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They're gonna finance
our biggest crime yet.
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Really?
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How big?
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We're going to Las Vegas!
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Aww, nutcrackers, I lost again.
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Giselle, what are you doing?!
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Playing strip poker.
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You don't play strip poker
in a casino!
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But these sweet guys
said we was.
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Come on.
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Aww... aww... aww...
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Boobs...
Boobs... boobs...
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Yeah, goodie, I won,
18 more nickels!
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Goodie, I won!
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You know, Stripperella
donates 100% of the proceeds
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from licensing her image
to charity.
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I know, she has her own charity:
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Animals need universal support,
or "a.N.U.S."
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I happen to be a big supporter
of Stripperella's anus.
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Hey, baby, the wife and
kids are at the water park
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so I got the room all to myself.
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Eww.
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In fact, double eww.
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So, you don't wanna
go to the room?
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Fine, we can
get busy right here.
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Didn't you hear the lady?
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She said "double-eww".
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She's not interested.
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Well, how about you then?
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What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas.
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Hey, waitress, another vodka!
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That was close.
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He almost knocked over
my guitar.
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You're a musician?
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Yeah, I'm Devon.
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Um, I'm Erotica.
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Well, Erotica, can I
buy you a free drink?
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Sir, here's your vodka.
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Ah, Las Vegas...
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Home of free drinks
and the $1.99 steak.
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It's a penny pincher's paradise!
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Oh...
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Next time, can we please buy
two more seats on the bus?
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Or at least poke holes
in the suitcase?!
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How about instead of
constantly complaining about
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things in the past
we can't change,
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we concentrate
on why we're here!
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So, why are we here?
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We are gonna knock off
that casino!
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Whoa!
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Would you look at that!
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Not that one, that one!
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The copper nugget.
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Inside their vault there are
over 100 copper bricks.
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They're like gold bricks,
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except that
they're made of copper.
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Do you realize what we can do
with all those copper bricks?
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Build a copper house?
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No... we can turn them
into counterfeit pennies.
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Thousands of them!
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I've been playing music
since I was six.
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It's my passion.
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When I write a song,
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I don't share it with the world
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until it completely,
totally represents my soul.
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Wow, I'd really love
to hear your music.
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I'm playing tomorrow night
at the double-down saloon.
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I would love it
if you could make it.
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Oh, this is the worst trip ever.
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I'm down over $1000.
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This is my last hand.
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H-Hey, jackpot!
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I won $1,000,
I got my money back!
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Cigarettes, cigars, licorice
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raisins, dates, prunes...
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Ooh, I love dates.
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Excuse me, how much for a date?
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What did you just say?
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I said
"how much for a date?"
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That's what I thought.
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Vegas vice.
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You're under arrest, pervert.
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I didn't do anything,
I just wanted a date!
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And maybe a prune!
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Wait... my money
is in that machine!
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Looks like a police bust.
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Unfortunately, most of the girls
you see at these casino bars
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are hookers or strippers.
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Hookers and strippers
are people, too.
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There's nothing wrong
with being a stripper.
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That's great you believe that.
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All I know is I wouldn't
go out with a stripper.
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Well, for all you know,
I could be a stripper.
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What do you do for a living?
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so I told him I was a
southwest management consultant
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for the file
engineering division
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of a company that
manufactures those little caps
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that go on the top of the Poles
in the chainlink fences.
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I just couldn't tell him
I was a stripper.
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When some people hear "stripper"
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all they can picture
is some crazy, slutty tramp.
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I mean, none of us
are like that.
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Well, except persephone.
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I didn't know what to do.
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I just have such a hard time
meeting guys
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and you know
I'm a sucker for musicians.
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He just seems so passionate.
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I can't wait to hear his music.
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I'm sure when
he gets to know you,
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it won't matter that
you let strangers
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see you naked for a living.
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Oh, it's not fair.
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I finally meet
a guy I really like
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and I just know if
I tell him I'm a stripper
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he's gonna want
nothing to do with me.
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I don't wanna die alone!
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Kevin, Pete, Mario,
Giselle and persephone.
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You all have very
important phone calls.
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Hey, Erotica... it's me.
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Wouldn't it have been easier to
just call me out of the room?
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No, they really had phone calls.
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Oh... well,
what are you doing here?
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The chief needs
to see you right away.
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He's waiting for you
in the steam room.
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Chief stroganoff?
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Agent 69 reporting for duty.
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Stripperella...
It's cheapo.
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We have reason to believe
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he's in Las Vegas
and he's up to no good.
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Oh... oh my goodness!
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I know, it's terrible.
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Here, I have something
big to show you.
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Look at this.
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Cheapo placed this ad
in the local free press.
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"Wanted: Eleven evil villains
to assist in major crime.
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"If interested,
report to the 99-cent buffet
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at the montage casino
tomorrow at noon."
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I want you to go
undercover as a bad guy
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and infiltrate that meeting.
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Okay, chief, got it.
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Remember, we can't afford
to have cheapo on the loose
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just dangling free
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hanging out in the open
with those two nuts of his,
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like some sort of deformed,
grotesque wild snake.
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Okey-dokey, got it, bye.
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I'm glad you could all be here.
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Dirty Sanchez, penis face
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the plumber, rubber boy
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evil locksmith, lazy Susan
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crazy eyes, weird al.
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We are going to Rob a casino.
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Here's how we're gonna do it.
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Rubber boy, we're gonna
need you contort yourself
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into a little ball,
then you're gonna...
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Sir, I can't do that
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'cause I'm not that limber.
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Well, aren't you rubber boy?
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Well, yeah,
but they just call me that
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because I dedicated my life
to promoting safe sex.
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Would you like a free condom?
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No!
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Oh, wait a minute, free?
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Sure.
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Can anybody curl up
into a little ball?
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I can.
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Oh, who are you?
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Who am I?
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Uh, I'm Robin...
Robin stuff.
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I'm real evil.
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I love crime
and if it means anything,
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I work cheap.
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Well, have a seat, Robin stuff.
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What exactly is everybody's
take in this heist?
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How much money we talking here?
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Our target is the 100 copper
bricks inside the vault
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of the copper nugget casino.
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For your services,
each of you will be paid
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one entire copper brick,
each valued at nearly $16.
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Ah, I don't mean to be
out of line, cheapo,
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but 16 bucks?
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If we're gonna risk
breaking into a casino,
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shouldn't we be getting away
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with at least several
million dollars?
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Yeah, as you know,
I'm a plumber.
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I usually get, like,
$60 an hour to plumb.
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I'd be losing money
if I did this.
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Yeah, we got skills.
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The deal is what it is.
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If anyone wants out,
now is the time.
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That's it for me, I'm out.
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Hey, wait... wait...
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You each owe me 99-cents
for the buffet!
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Yeah, put it on my tab.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Nowhere?
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I wanted more jello
with the fruit in it?
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You're still in?
260
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,707
I told you, I work cheap.
261
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,114
Then, henchman #1,
you'll have 15 seconds
262
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,883
to take down the guard
at that entrance
263
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,352
cut a hole in the roof
and rappel into the vault.
264
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,787
15 seconds?!
265
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,223
Henchman #2, you're gonna bore
a hole through the side wall
266
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,458
enter the casino,
then simultaneous deploy
267
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,393
stink bombs at all 17 entrances.
268
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,629
Can't I just walk in
the front door?
269
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,264
Erotica?
270
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,277
I'm sorry, you must have me
confused with someone else.
271
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,700
Of course it's you, Erotica.
272
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,269
You look exactly like you.
273
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,804
I recognize your tattoo.
274
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,539
A lot of people
have this tattoo.
275
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,673
I said I don't know you.
276
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,709
But what about the tiny scar
on your ankle?
277
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,312
And, oh, you got that
same heart-shaped birthmark
278
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,479
on your behind.
279
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,814
It's a coincidence.
280
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,282
All those things are
coincidences.
281
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,951
Now beat it, Giselle...
Or whatever your name is
282
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,319
because I don't know!
283
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,189
Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am,
I coulda sworn you was her.
284
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,657
My apologies.
285
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,960
So, shall we continue discussing
286
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,761
all the intimate details
of the heist?
287
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,530
Ahh...
288
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,000
We can't trust her.
289
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,102
I don't know what,
but she's up to something.
290
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,336
What are we gonna do?
291
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,771
She knows too much already.
292
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,639
We'll have to silence her,
permanently.
293
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,009
Ah, ha ha ha ha...
294
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,410
Oh, and cheaply.
295
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,856
Oh, mom, thank goodness
you're here.
296
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,858
I am so ashamed of you.
297
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,159
Mom, I can explain.
298
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,895
It's a all a big
misunderstanding.
299
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:22,133
How could you solicit a
dirty hooker in a casino bar
300
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,435
when there are perfectly
good legal brothels
301
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,136
within driving distance?
302
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:27,871
Huh?
303
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,340
What are you talking about?
304
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,577
In this day and age you really
have to go to a brothel!
305
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,445
What, with the diseases
and the rude pimps...
306
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,215
I tell ya,
307
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,651
it was a lot different back
when I was a prostitute.
308
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,687
Mom, honest, I'm innocent, i...
309
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,489
Did you just say "back when
I was a prostitute"?
310
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,623
Yes!
311
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:51,028
I was a prostitute from
1948 to 1953...
312
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,064
And, you know,
once again in 1993...
313
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,598
But you knew all that.
314
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,834
No, I knew nothing of the sort!
315
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,169
Are you sure?
316
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,416
Mom, I think I'd remember if
you told me you were a whore!
317
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,006
A prostitute, honey.
318
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,207
Whatever!
319
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,842
Does dad know about this?
320
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,677
Of course, that's how we met.
321
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,045
I thought you met at church.
322
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,415
Well, technically,
we met on the street
323
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,383
but we went into the church...
324
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,818
Oh... okay, okay, okay!
325
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,954
Please, mom, stop talking,
just get me out of here.
326
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,188
Did you pay my bail?
327
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,556
Well, not exactly.
328
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,225
They do things a little
different in Las Vegas.
329
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,493
Oh, guard...
330
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:27,198
My fate is gonna be decided
by the spin of a wheel?
331
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,702
Here goes nothing.
332
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,639
Freedom!
333
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,907
Freedom, come on,
spring me baby!
334
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,911
I won.
335
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,080
I won!
336
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,848
A Hawaiian vacation!
337
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,083
Yeah!
338
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,104
Okay, the helicopter's
ready and...
339
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,873
Hey, what's
she still doing here?
340
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,741
And what's all this crap?
341
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,175
Ice cream, hot fudge,
342
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,656
whipped cream,
sprinkles, et cetera.
343
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,012
Why?
344
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,514
We're gonna Bury her
in the dessert,
345
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,781
just like you told us.
346
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,917
Bury her in the dessert?
347
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,986
I said Bury her in the desert!
348
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,422
No, I'm pretty sure you said
"Bury her in the dessert".
349
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,593
That's ridiculous,
why would I say that?
350
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,027
Remember, you wrote it down
351
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,007
because you said we'd
screw it up if you didn't.
352
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,098
See, "dessert".
353
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,000
It's got two s's
because you want more.
354
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,101
Ooh, where am I?
355
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,671
You're in an abandoned warehouse
356
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,306
and you're about to
be buried in...
357
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,607
Dessert!
358
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,742
What?
359
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:45,943
Don't ask.
360
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,711
It was all
a big misunderstanding.
361
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,615
Nevertheless, get ready
for your last meal.
362
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,017
Turn her into a sundae, boys!
363
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,388
I hope you like
ice cream, Robin,
364
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,891
or whatever your name is.
365
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,697
I don't suppose
that ice cream's fat free.
366
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,865
Nope.
367
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,134
Darn!
368
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,739
You can't have a sundae
without toppings!
369
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,411
Ah, oh nuts!
370
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,746
Ow, ow, ooh, ow...
371
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,150
Ow... fudge!
372
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:31,255
Ice scream, you scream,
we all scream for murder.
373
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,357
Ha ha!
374
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,658
Let's go, henchmen,
375
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,760
there are 100 copper bricks
with our names on 'em.
376
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,903
They put our names on 'em?
377
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,397
No, you idiot!
378
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,733
It's just a figure of speech!
379
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:13,096
Having nipples that can
cut glass sure comes in handy.
380
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,833
Oh, I ruined my blouse.
381
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,650
Time to go beat the odds!
382
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,020
Does that even make sense?
383
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,821
I guess it does, yeah...
384
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,890
Doesn't matter,
no one can hear me anyway.
385
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,773
This is the last of them.
386
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,742
Hey, next time,
can we get gas masks, too?
387
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,512
You know, the money we
spent on the getaway copter
388
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,724
and the stink bombs and stuff,
389
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,882
could have easily have
gone toward new outfits.
390
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,719
Just get in!
391
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,857
Not so fast!
392
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,659
Stripperella?!
393
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,828
That's right, cheapo,
394
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,996
you thought you could
Bury me, but I escaped!
395
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,331
Huh?
396
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,565
What are you talking about?
397
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,233
Oh, yeah, right...
398
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,736
You didn't Bury me,
that was some other girl.
399
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,705
I wasn't buried...
Anywhere.
400
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,173
Now, hand over the copper.
401
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,541
No.
402
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,342
Why do I even ask?
403
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,679
So long, Stripperella!
404
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,086
She's hanging on to the 'copter!
405
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,821
Not for long!
406
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,271
Heads I win, tails you lose.
407
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,473
A silver dollar!
408
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,279
Ha, I gotcha!
409
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,448
Boss, look out!
410
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,316
Aaahhh!
411
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,390
That's what I call taking
the helicopter for a spin.
412
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,559
Drat.
413
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,294
It's bad enough
she has to foil our plans
414
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,963
but does she always have to
make some smart-ass comment?
415
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,664
I think I'm gonna hurl.
416
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:28,766
Awww...
417
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,339
Hi, Erotica!
418
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,607
You made it!
419
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,042
Erotica, this is Clark.
420
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,211
I met him last night
at the Blackjack table.
421
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,681
You ladies wanna have
a menage-a-four?
422
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,217
Isn't he funny?
423
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,786
Yes, if by "funny"
you mean "drunk."
424
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,322
Hey, Erotica, when I was
moseying down the strip
425
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,824
I ran into a girl
that looks just like you.
426
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,193
She had all your same markings
and everything!
427
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,628
I told you that wasn't me...
428
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,763
Ooh, there's Devon.
429
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,732
He's dreamy.
430
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,066
I know.
431
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,602
I've decided not to tell him
what I do for a living.
432
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,471
At least not for a few years.
433
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,307
Oh, I can't wait
to hear his music.
434
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,043
I'd like to
dedicate my first song
435
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,945
to a very special southwestern
management consultant
436
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,048
for the bioengineering
division of a company
437
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,016
that manufactures
those little caps
438
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,752
that go on top of the Poles
in chainlink fences.
439
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,422
This song is called,
"heart potato."
440
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,499
My heart is like a potato
441
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,704
it can be baked or mashed
or French fried
442
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:43,374
or au gratin
443
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,376
or julienned
444
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:51,115
or sauteed with onions in a pan
445
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,516
potato...
446
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,585
This guy sucks!
447
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,187
Potato...
448
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,191
Potatooooo...
449
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,461
Spud
450
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,636
I'm so glad you made it.
451
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,706
So, what do you think?
452
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,309
I'm a stripper.
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