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Oh, it's so nice to spend
a relaxing afternoon
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away from the club.
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Crikey, mate!
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It's jolly nice to be somewhere
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where blokes ain't always
staring and drooling
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at your kachoinkers.
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Oh, nice kachoinkers!
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Criminy, aren't you cold
in that skimpy, little bikini?
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No.
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Actually, I'm impervious
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to all temperatures
and weather conditions.
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Crikiny, just like Stripperella!
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Oh, did I say "impervious"?
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I meant, brr!
I'm freezing!
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Hey, nice...
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Purse snatchers!
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I'm gonna go find
a carrot for the nose.
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Yee-ha!
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Oh, you creeps!
That purse is a Gucci!
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And this was supposed
to be my day off.
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Ugh, no, Stripperella!
Shoot her!
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Huh, ha!
Missed me!
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Use the rocket launcher!
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Darn!
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Ugh!
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Arrrrrrrhhh! Argggggghhh!
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One purse, unsnatched.
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Oh, thank you!
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How can I ever repay you?
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Mmm, do you have a carrot?
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Hey, a midget!
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So I'm too short to play
your little game, am I?
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Well, now, it's your turn
to be too small!
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Aaaaahhhhh!
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I'm gonna shrink
the whole world!
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Then, I, small fry,
will be the tallest man alive!
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Hey, stud,
that comb-over is sooo sexy.
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How about a private dance?
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All I have is this 10 bucks,
is that enough?
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Give me that!
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I'm gonna take that
just for wasting my time.
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Now, beat it,
you repulsive freak of nature!
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Hands off your peckers, guys.
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Clap it up for Giselle!
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I hate when the
coin convention's in town!
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Hey, an 1858 flying eagle cent.
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Oh, my belly ring's vibrating.
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I mean, uh,
my Nelly thing's migrating.
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Which is Swedish for,
I gotta pee.
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Chief Stroganoff,
agent 69 reporting for duty.
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Stripperella, where are you?
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I'm at the tender loins.
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As you know,
when I'm not Stripperella,
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I lead a normal life
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as mild-mannered exotic dancer,
Erotica Jones.
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Yes, well,
as the head of F.U.G.G.,
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the secret organization
you work for,
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I certainly hope
that no one finds out
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that you are Erotica
and Stripperella.
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Yeah, if anyone found out
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that Erotica Jones
and Stripperella
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were the same person,
it could be catastrophic.
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So what's up, chief?
Something big?
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Worse, something small.
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Get in here, immediately.
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Erotica is Stripperella?
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Oh, I'm gonna tell everyone,
it'll ruin her.
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Excuse me, I'd like to
return this can of motor oil.
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It's leaking, see?
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Oh, you must wantTender Loins,
the auto shop.
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This is tender loins,
the gentlemen's club.
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Oh, no, I think I just got
a lap dance from a mechanic
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at the auto shop!
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Everyone, listen to me!
Erotica is...
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Woo...!
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Cat, are you okay?
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You're not gonna sue, are ya?
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I came out here
to say something important,
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but I hit my head,
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and now I can't remember
what it was.
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Yeah, yeah, brain injury,
memory loss, whatever.
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Just sign this waiver
saying you won't sue.
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Agent 69, thank god you're here.
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Another comically-broad,
evil villain is at large.
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Here, watch this.
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Can't you hear my rump talking?
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Hear my rump talking?
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Ah, it's saying,
"shake it, chief, shake it.
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Shake it, chief,
shake it!"
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Uh, chief?
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What does this have to do
with an evil villain?
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Nothing.
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I just needed
an outside opinion.
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Do you think I've got what it
takes to be an American idol?
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Well, your singing
could use some work,
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and, frankly, the outfit
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makes me a little uncomfortable.
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Thank god the auditions
are still two weeks away.
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Now, let's watch this tape,
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this is the one
with the evil villain.
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I am small fry!
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Don't be fooled
by my small size,
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for the size of my evil
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is directly
inversely proportional
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to my diminutive stature!
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No, that's confusing, okay...
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Can someone get me a step stool
or lower the camera?!
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No, forget it!
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The point is,
I'm very, very evil!
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I've created a shrink ray,
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and I'm going to shrink
the entire world!
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A phone book to stand on?!
Anything?!
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Small fry must be stopped.
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Do you realize what he can do
with that shrink ray?
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He can shrink people,
buildings, Bridges,
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lamps, shrunken heads...
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Chief, I got it,
it shrinks things.
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Exactly, things like,
cabbage, squirrels,
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and you know those little...
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Those little clippy things that
the girls put in their hair?
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Why, he could
shrink those things...
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And, also, shrink wrap.
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I get to take it home, first.
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I get to take it home, first!
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Don't call her "it", it's "her".
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It's mine!
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Give her to me!
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No!
She wants me!
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She does not!
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Hey, Hal, Bernard.
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Hey, Stripperella!
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Wow, you've built
an exact duplicate of me!
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Now, that if I'm involved
in a dangerous mission,
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we could use this as a decoy.
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Brilliant!
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Uh, yeah, that's what it's for.
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Yeah, it's for missions
and stuff.
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So what else do you have for me?
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The bottomless purse.
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It can hold
an infinite amount of objects.
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And it's Prada!
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We also have
super magnetic earrings.
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Originally from Tiffany's,
your favorite.
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Oh, let me see!
Let me see!
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I think they're
in the bottomless purse.
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Midgets, dwarves, elves
and other assorted tiny people!
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For years, we've been laughed at
for our small stature...
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And our funny walk.
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Don't forget your voice.
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Oh, yes, and my...
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Wait a minute,
what's wrong with my voice?
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It's a little high-pitched,
is all.
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A little high-pitched?
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Is that some kind of short joke?
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"Oh, I'm so little
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that my voice must be
a little high-pitched?!"
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No, you misunderstand.
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Misunderstand?!
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Oh, because I'm so short
that I have to understand?!
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Is that what you're saying?!
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No, that's...
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Wahhh!
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Help!
Help!
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Now, are there
any other short cracks?
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Uh-uh. Nothing.
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No, sir.
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Good!
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Then, let's go shrink the world!
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I can't find
my crotchless g-string.
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Hmm, maybe I'll borrow one
from Erotica.
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Oooh,
"secret Stripperella stuff"?
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Erotica is Stripperella?
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Oh, I'm gonna tell everyone!
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If those bowling balls
had hit me on the head,
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they probably would've
caused me to forget
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that Erotica is Stripperella.
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Oh, no, I've lost my memory!
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Erotica is Stripperella!
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Oh, I can't remember a thing!
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Erotica is Stripperella!
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Oh, I forgot, again!
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Erotica is...
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Damn!
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This is skip withers
with breaking news.
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An evil villain,
going by the name of "small fry"
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is downtown at this very moment
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shrinking everything in sight.
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Unfortunately, that includes me.
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Oh, no, toddler!
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Normally, I'd be excited
by a man who's 12 inches,
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but that's ridiculous.
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Hmm...
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Where did Erotica go?
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Help, help!
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I am trapped underneath
extremely heavy beams!
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I'll help you...
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Be small!
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Yay!
I am saved!
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Think again!
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Help!
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I am trapped underneath
extremely heavy beams!
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I'll save you.
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Ooh, nice kachoinkers!
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It's Stripperella!
Get her!
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After her!
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Get her!
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Hold it right there,
Stripperella!
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Looks like
it's a small world after all.
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Instead of shrinking everything,
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wouldn't it have just been
easier to enlarge yourself?
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You know,
create an enlarger ray?
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Yes, but... you don't...!
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Shut up!
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Now, one more blast of this ray,
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and you will shrink
right out of existence!
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But before I kill you,
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I want to give you
needlessly-detailed information
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about my life and plans.
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Really, you don't have to,
it's okay.
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I was once an ordinary,
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carefree,
height-challenged person.
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I sold doors, door to door.
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Would it have been so hard
to look down?
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No, but it didn't end there.
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Every day brought
a new set of humiliations.
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My entire life has been
one big string of embarrassment,
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frustration, disappointment
and premature ejaculation.
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Don't even get me started
on the short jokes.
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Sure, it wasn't all bad.
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One day, I decided
that I would no longer be small.
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I would make others small
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and then I could humiliate them!
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So, you see, Stripperella, I...
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Hey, where'd she go?
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I don't know.
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She must have escaped
during the flashback.
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Damn!
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Tonight's presentation
of "little women",
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starring Martin Short
and Minnie Driver,
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is brought to you
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by "teeny tiny Timmy's
itsy-bitsy mini muffins."
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Just a sec.
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Oh, chief, come in.
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Stripperella!
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I came straight
from rehearsal and I...
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Good god, you're tiny!
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Chief, I'm turning in my mask
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and my pleasantly-revealing
uniform.
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My days as a superhero/
secret agent are over.
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I'm through!
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What are you saying?
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I'm no good to anyone anymore.
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Look at me!
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I'm just glad your brother
isn't around
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to hear you talk like that.
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Chip?
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That's right, chip.
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Chipperella was the best
stripper/secret agent
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we ever had.
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00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,565
He didn't know the word, "quit".
261
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,367
He got his memory erased once.
262
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,770
We managed to restore
most of it,
263
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,605
but the word "quit"
was gone forever.
264
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,340
I wish he was still here.
265
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,643
I know, but when he got
such a great deal
266
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,512
on that duplex across town,
he had to move.
267
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,047
Chip was the best.
268
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,515
Yes.
269
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,084
But not because he was tall.
270
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,453
It was because he had heart
and brains,
271
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,222
and an ass that could crack
a walnut at 20 yards
272
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,723
just by looking at it.
273
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:00,892
What does that mean?
274
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,293
I don't know.
275
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,261
But what I do know is this,
276
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,297
there's only one agent capable
of stopping small fry,
277
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,068
and that agent's name
ends with "erella"!
278
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,305
You're right,
I can defeat small fry.
279
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,475
I will defeat small fry!
280
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,479
Actually, I was talking
about chip.
281
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,183
She's far too tiny.
282
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,919
Time to kick a little ass!
283
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,897
Hey... there... handsome.
284
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,732
Science... makes me...
Horny.
285
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,335
Shiver me' shillelagh,
you're big, again!
286
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:47,338
Oh, Hal... oh, Bernard...
You're so sexy.
287
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,075
Sweet potato famine!
Who are Hal and Bernard?
288
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,712
Take me...
Take me, now!
289
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,348
Water, anyone?
290
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,784
Oooohh!
291
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,588
Ooh, I guess
she's got him all hot!
292
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:09,661
Hey, guys, up here!
293
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,666
A little Stripperella
goes a long way!
294
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,935
You're next, small fry.
295
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,336
Is it ready, yet?
296
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,771
I just need a little more time.
297
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,972
Oh, little more time?
298
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,585
What was that?
Some sort of short joke?
299
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,609
No, no...
300
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,710
"no"?
301
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,910
That's a pretty short word.
302
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,623
Oh, short like me,
is that what you're saying?!
303
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,292
Oh, fry, now, you're
just being ridiculous.
304
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,316
Just give me the remote!
305
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,588
Small fry, your chances
of shrinking the world
306
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,790
have just shrunk.
307
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,058
Sorry, Stripperella,
308
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,561
small fry is about
to be supersized.
309
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:59,010
From now on, you can
call me "large fry"!
310
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,379
By the way,
thanks for giving me the idea
311
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,614
for the enlarging ray!
312
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,249
Uh-oh, I'm in big trouble.
313
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,351
"Big trouble"?
314
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,952
What is that,
some sort of tall joke?
315
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,720
You have serious issues.
316
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,856
And you have seconds left
to live!
317
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,892
Razor heels, activate!
318
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,562
Ow, ow, ow, ow...!
319
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,387
I know there's something
that I'm forgetting.
320
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,621
Look out, cat!
321
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,389
Hey, watch where you're... wait!
322
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:50,060
I remember, I remember!
Erotica is Stripperella!
323
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,996
I'll ruin her!
324
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,598
What the...
325
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:56,901
Oh, no!
326
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,370
I'm gonna lose my memory, again!
327
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:05,443
Damn, I did lose
my memory again!
328
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,480
Ah, I forgot everything!
329
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,048
Gotta get that shrink ray.
330
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,618
Magnetic earrings,
do your stuff!
331
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,990
Those were from Tiffany's!
332
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,725
Objects in mirror are smaller
than they appear!
333
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,662
Goodbye, Stripperella!
334
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:30,001
No, I don't want to be
small again!
335
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,537
Wait a minute, I'm normal!
336
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,872
This is great!
337
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,041
Finally, I'm normal size!
338
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,578
Oh, this is the greatest day
of my entire...
339
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,717
I should have seen that coming.
340
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,520
Your shrinking days are done!
341
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,689
Oh, yeah?
Oh, what are you gonna do?
342
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,258
I'm still bigger than you!
343
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,128
Ever hear the expression,
size doesn't matter?
344
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,297
Yeah, is that true?
345
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,998
Ordinarily, no,
but in this case...
346
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,724
Looks like you're gonna spend
a little time
347
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,648
in the big house!
348
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,084
Oh, is that supposed to be
some sort of short joke?!
349
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,088
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
350
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,792
Okay, we've reconfigured
the enlarger ray.
351
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,594
Now, instead of turning you
into a giant,
352
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,930
it should return you
to your normal size.
353
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,932
Let's do it.
354
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:40,605
Uh... guys?
355
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,843
We'll try again.
356
00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:46,177
Whoopsy, sorry.
357
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,778
All the buildings
and automobiles
358
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,547
have been returned
to normal size,
359
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,415
and, so, thanks to Stripperella,
360
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,918
the world is, once again,
safe to laugh at
361
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,953
and mock people
of smaller statures.
362
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:59,323
Is she okay?
363
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,295
She'll be okay,
364
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,597
but the doctor said that
she'll never recover her memory
365
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,967
of anything she's learned
in the last 72 hours.
366
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,435
So where have you been?
367
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,697
You just ran out of here
and disappeared for two days!
368
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,239
I guess you could say
369
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:19,310
I was dealing
with a little problem.
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