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Lovely day for a computer crash.
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If it can be controlled
by a computer,
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it can be controlled
by me, queen clitoris!
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Ooh, baby, look at her!
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Whoa!
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That was great, Erotica!
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One time, back in my hometown
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of Cameltoe, Missouri,
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I was trying to dance
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inside a giant glass of scotch,
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but it was on the rocks, and
I slipped and hit my head!
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Listen up, everybody,
I've got an announcement.
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I just thought I'd tell you,
we're closing tomorrow,
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for a private party.
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It's a kids' party,
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so you guys might wanna work
out some dance routines
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that are a little
more family friendly.
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Hey, it's not a kids' party!
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It's a party for kid rock!
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Kid rock?
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Tumblin' tumbleweeds!
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I love kid rock!
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I can't believe
I'm gonna meet him!
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Do you think he'll be with
Pam Anderson?
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I really wanna meet her.
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You know, a lot of people
say I look like her!
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Oh, no, my belly
ring's vibrating!
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I mean, I have to go.
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My aunt is sick in the hospital.
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Chief Stroganoff, what is it?
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We've got a problem.
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Time to utilize my
computer train-ing.
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This job sucks.
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Nothing exciting ever
happens here... train!!
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Hello, this is your friendly
neighborhood cyber-villain,
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queen clitoris!
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I hope you're
enjoying all this chaos,
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because I'm just
getting started.
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That is,
unless you meet my demands.
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I want $1 million
in unmarked bills,
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and I want another
million in marked bills.
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Also, I would like some
yogurt, bug repellent,
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a VCR, oh,
the new Mariah Carey CD,
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some candles and a gift basket
from bed and bobble works,
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and, oh, yes,
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I would like all
these to be delivered to me
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by the world's most passionate
Latin lover, Armando!
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She's insane!
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But she's got
great taste in men.
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I'm Margo Van Winkle.
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Coming up at
the top of the hour,
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a dog that thinks it's a cat.
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But, first, the entire world
is being held hostage
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by cyber-villain queen clitoris.
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She's demanded
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that the world's
greatest lover, Armando,
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deliver $2 million,
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and some random assorted crap.
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Until then,
all the world's computers
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have been rendered useless.
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Skip withers has more
on the story, skip?
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So, I don't know whether
they're genital warts or...
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Skip!
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We're on, thank you, Margo.
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Armando's about to board
the plane,
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let's hear what he has to say.
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Armando must go to
queen clitoris.
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If need be, I will make
mad, passionate love to her.
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I will ravage her body
like a wild boar.
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For I am
the world's greatest lover.
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That is my gift, that
is my curse.
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Well, there you have it.
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It looks like the world will
once again be safe,
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thanks to
brave Latin hunk, Armando.
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We can't thank him enough,
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and I mean this in a purely
heterosexual way,
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when I say that tonight,
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even I feel like making hot
sweaty man-love to Armando.
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Has kid rock gotten here yet?
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What time is he
supposed to be here?
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Is the party still on?
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Where's kid rock?
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Relax!
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I'm sure he'll be here soon!
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Oh, I can't wait to meet him!
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I hope Pam Anderson is with him.
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I really wanna meet Pam.
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Oh, man, oh, I gotta go!
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My uncle is in the hospital.
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I thought you said
your aunt's in the hospital.
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She is... uh, visiting my uncle.
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Now, oh, don't let kid rock
leave before I get back!
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Excuse me, this is
the "tender loins", right?
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I'm supposed to be throwing
a party here?
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Oh, hello, welcome!
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You must be the proud parents.
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Let me just go over a few rules.
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This area here, off limits.
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No running, no gum...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
rules, great, whatever.
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Let's get this party started!
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Take what you want,
just don't hurt me!
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And, for the record,
your tips are appreciated, ohh.
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Chief Stroganoff,
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agent 69, reporting for duty.
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Stripperella, would you like
something to drink?
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This stuff is great.
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Uh, sir, that's not really
a beverage, per se.
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It's a laxative.
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Right... thank god
I'm wearing a diaper.
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Let's get down to business.
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Stripperella, I want you to go
after queen clitoris.
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Special agent 14 is
on the computer right now,
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trying to track her down.
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Hi, Stripperella!
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I'm having a hard
time finding clitoris.
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She's very elusive.
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You know, some men think that
clitoris doesn't even exist.
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Well, what do we know about her?
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We know that clitoris is
extremely sensitive.
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That's why it's crucial
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that clitoris is
not rubbed the wrong way.
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And we know that she's
up to no good.
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That's why we've
planted a wire on Armando.
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We've replaced his left testicle
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with a microphone.
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Isn't that a little severe?
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Couldn't you have just
replaced one of his buttons,
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or a cuff link, perhaps?
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But we replaced his testicle.
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Let's listen in.
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I'm so glad we're
together, my love.
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Oh, yes, my dear.
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You are so...
Beautiful?
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Make love to me!
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Make love to me!
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Help me!
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Now that we're together,
we don't need anyone else!
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We could live on this
island forever!
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Forever?
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See, now, Armando has too much
love for just one woman.
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But not if there was only one
woman left in the whole world.
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Excuse me?
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Well, now that I have you here,
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I'm planning on blowing up
the rest of the world!
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I've hacked into all
the government's computers,
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and I control every nuclear
weapon in existence!
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All I have to do
is push this button,
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while holding down alt and F3
at the same time,
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then, I just
left click on the mouse...
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Wait, don't click it!
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I'm not gonna click it yet.
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I'm waiting
until tomorrow night,
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after the season
finale of sex and the city.
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I have to see what happens,
I just love that show!
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Did you see the episode
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where the slutty one
showed her boobies?
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Shut up and romance me!
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Oh, no!
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It sounds like she found
the testicular microphone!
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Oh, I hope Armando is okay.
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I'm more concerned
about the fate of the world.
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We've got to do something!
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I did it, I did it!
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You identified her whereabouts?
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You've pinpointed her location?
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That's right, I fingered
clitoris!
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She lives on a
bushy island down under.
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We'll make arrangements
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for you to leave
right away, Stripperella.
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One thing you should know
about her island,
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it's also inhabited
with giant crabs.
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Oh, ew, god, I hate crabs!
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As long as
queen clitoris is free,
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we're all in great danger.
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I'm in great danger.
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You're in great danger.
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People named Steve are
in great danger.
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You know that little
handicapped man
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who sells oranges
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by the freeway off-ramp?
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He's in great danger.
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Jockeys, magicians...
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I get it, I get it.
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They're in danger,
everyone's in danger.
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What an idiot.
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Ow!
Ow!
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Quit it!
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You quit it!
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Quit it!
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Oh, hi, Stripperella.
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Hey, Stripperella.
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Hal, Bernard, what do
you have for me today?
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Perfume?
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Oh, not just any perfume,
it's a freezing agent.
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Anything you spray
it on will freeze instantly.
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Plus, it smells great.
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We like to call it "brr-fume"!
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He likes to call it that,
I think puns are stupid.
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Shut up!
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You shut up!
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Uh, guys, what else do you have?
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These are nipple cutters.
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They can cut through anything!
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Glass, metal, plastic.
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00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,024
The nipple cutters also come
with this nipple sharpener,
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and this instructional video.
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They fit right over the nipples.
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Here, let me
help you put them on.
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That's not fair!
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I get to put them on her!
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You got to do Armando's
testicle microphone.
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I didn't even wanna do that.
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Fellas, I'll put these
on myself, okay?
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Uh, all right.
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Sure, whatever.
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Hey, yo, kid rock!
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I can't believe you're here.
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Remember me?
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Of course I remember you.
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El Paso, 1998,
you were in row 6, seat 3.
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You flashed me, then I met you
backstage.
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We went out to
that great donut shop.
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You bet me I couldn't eat 27
apple fritters, but I did.
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I'll never forget that night.
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Yeah!
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I think you might be
the father of my child.
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Hmm... I don't
remember you.
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Okay, this is not good,
I don't have much time.
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Oh!
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That's one of those giant crabs!
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Ew, ooh, I hate crabs!
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Oh!
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I hate crabs!
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And now, I have even less time
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than when I said I don't have
much time.
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Sorry to bother you
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in the middle of your mission,
Stripperella,
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but there's one minor
detail I forgot to tell you.
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What is it, chief?
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Well, rather than risk queen
clitoris blowing up the world,
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we decided to go ahead and just
blow up her island first.
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Anyway, instead of
having, say, 30 more minutes,
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you have only 8 minutes to
rescue Armando,
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capture queen clitoris,
and get off the island safely.
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Oh, gotta run,
sex and the city is starting.
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Well, good luck, Stripperella.
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Armando, hurry up!
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Sex and the city's starting,
and don't forget,
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when it's over,
I'm gonna blow up the world!
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How can I forget?
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Honey, why do you want to
blow up the world?
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My entire life, I've been
neglected and unfulfilled.
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Until I've had my revenge,
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I will not be UN-unfulfilled!
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Or something like that.
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00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,516
Now, shh, the show's starting.
258
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,523
I gotta get in there...
My nipple cutters!
259
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,202
The reason I love this show
260
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,370
is that I can see
a little of myself
261
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,039
in each of the characters!
262
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,841
I can see a little of myself
263
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,476
in each of
these characters, too,
264
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:22,913
if you know what I mean...
Huh, huh?
265
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,652
I'm gonna lick you
once and for all, clitoris!
266
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,253
Who are you?
267
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,422
I'm Stripperella,
superhero-slash-secret agent.
268
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,091
Sorry, I've never heard of you.
269
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,693
Look, don't start with me!
270
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,561
I just beat the heck out
of two giant crabs,
271
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,929
and I'm feeling pretty confident
272
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,509
that I can beat the heck
outta you, too.
273
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,667
You'll beat
the hell out of no one!
274
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,068
I said, "heck".
275
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,170
Either way, you're not doing it!
276
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,673
Ladies, please,
don't fight over me.
277
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:51,575
There is enough Armando
for both of you!
278
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,113
Hee-ya!
279
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,653
All I have to do is hit
a few buttons,
280
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,156
and it's the end of
the world as you know it!
281
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,242
Stupid mouse!
282
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,145
Come on, come to mama, ugh!
283
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,920
Oh, I can't drive a stick!
284
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,224
That's not a stick.
285
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,976
Come, baby, yes, come here...
286
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,650
Stripperella, you saved my life.
287
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,051
To have been rescued
288
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,020
by such an exquisite woman
is an honor.
289
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,521
How can I repay you?
290
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,189
Oh, I'm sure we can
think of something.
291
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,592
We might be stuck in
this boat for a little while.
292
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:52,429
Whatever shall we do
to pass the time?
293
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:01,338
Stripperella, Armando...
I rescued you!
294
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:06,910
Congratulations, you are saved!
295
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,081
Oh, good timing,
special agent 14.
296
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,916
No, it's not, that was
awful timing.
297
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,485
I know, I was being facetious.
298
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,555
I can't believe I missed
the party!
299
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,257
I'll never get to meet
kid rock and Pam Anderson!
300
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,304
It's not like they're just
gonna come walking back in
301
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,195
through that door.
302
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,630
Has anyone seen a monkey?
303
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,800
I think I left
my monkey in here.
304
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,103
You're kid rock
and Pam Anderson!
305
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,771
Oh, god, I wanted to
meet you so bad!
306
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,051
I thought I was gonna meet you,
307
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,352
but then I had to
miss the party,
308
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,742
so I didn't get to meet you,
309
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,911
but now I can't believe
I'm meeting you!
310
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,914
Wow, we can't
believe we're meeting you!
311
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,450
Erotica...
Will you sign my CD?
312
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,519
You know, Pam,
313
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,789
a lot of people
tell me I look like you.
314
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:55,425
Hmm, I don't really see
a resemblance.
315
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,960
Me neither.
316
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,762
You know who I think
Pam looks like?
317
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,230
Stripperella.
318
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,944
Don't you think she looks
like stripperella?
319
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,967
If they ever make a
stripperella TV show,
320
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,203
they should totally get
Pam to play her.
321
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,706
Help!
322
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,908
Someone get this monkey
off my face!
323
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,577
Ah, there's the little fella.
324
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,512
Come here, Mr. Bojangles.
325
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,113
You know,
we only have this monkey
326
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,483
because we rescued it from
a college laboratory.
327
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,852
We're gonna return it
to the wild, because...
328
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,520
All animals are meant
to roam free,
329
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,990
in their natural habitats.
330
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,524
It was very nice to meet you.
331
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,393
We'll see you
again next time, bye-bye.
332
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,195
Come back anytime!
333
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,997
No, no, don't come back!
334
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,798
No more private parties!
335
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,867
And especially,
no more filthy monkeys!
336
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,402
They're germ carrying,
disease ridden, and...
337
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,807
Help, someone get
this monkey off my face!
338
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,277
Oh, monkeys are so cute.
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