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There she is, damn!
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Better watch out!
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Don't you worry, kids,
we'll find Fluffer.
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Excuse me, hi.
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I would like to make
100 color copies.
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Fluffer is missing,
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and, well, my stereotypically
white-bread family is...
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We're just worried sick!
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Try that machine,
machine number six.
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This is a robbery.
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I can't let you
enter without I.D.
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Unless I see some I.D.,
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how do I know you're
not lying, huh?
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Hey, Persephone, can you
cover my shift tomorrow?
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Please?
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Big date?
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I wish, tomorrow's August 9th.
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I know it sounds weird,
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but August 9th's always been
a really bad day for me.
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I bet you have an
interesting story about that.
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In fact, I do.
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It started when I was
in the third grade.
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So, Erotica, now that
we're going steady and junk,
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I was thinking that maybe we
should start fooling around.
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Bobby, I'm planning on saving
myself for the man I marry.
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Look, I'm just
talking about kissing,
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not full insertion or anything.
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Listen, I've been
meaning to talk to you.
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I think maybe we should
just be friends.
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What?
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But, but, Erotica...
I thought we were in love.
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I just need some space,
you're suffocating me.
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Fine, who needs you?!
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I want you to remember
the day you broke my heart
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for the rest of your life!
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What's today's date?
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August 9th.
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Great!
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I'm putting a curse on you.
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Every August 9th from now on,
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you will have
the worst day ever!
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The worst day ever!
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Oh, come on!
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You're not telling me that
curse actually worked.
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The very next year, August 9th,
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I got the chicken pox.
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Year after that, I broke
my finger playing checkers.
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Bad things always happen
to me on August 9th.
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Well, I'll cover your shift,
but I think you're crazy.
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Look, everybody, police chase!
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Oh, I love police chases, almost
as much as I love policemen.
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If you're just tuning in,
here's what we know.
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The man the police
have been following
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has been identified
as Milton Gibbs.
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Allegedly, the chase
began four hours ago,
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after Milton allegedly
robbed an alleged bank.
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He just threw us out of the car
and took off at an unsafe speed.
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He normally doesn't Rob banks
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or lead the police
on car chases.
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He's a good, churchgoing,
law-abiding, stereotypically
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white-bread man.
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I mean, he's only had sex twice!
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Hello? Guys?
Boobies a-jigglin'?
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Boobies? Anyone?
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Did you ever notice
how you never see Erotica
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and Stripperella in
the same place, hmm?
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What an odd and completely
random thing to say.
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I mean, a lot of
people have never been
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in the same place
as Stripperella.
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We haven't.
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It was just an observation.
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Excuse me for living.
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Good morning, Stripperella.
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Sorry to call you on
the frisbee phone,
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but your vibrating belly
ring seems to be broken.
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Sir, I turned off my belly ring.
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Today's August 9th, remember?
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You said I could have today off.
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I'm sorry, I must've been lying.
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Crime doesn't take the day
off, and neither do we.
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Now put on some clothes
and get down here.
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Chief Stroganoff, agent
69 reporting for duty.
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Stripperella, pick up
that sledgehammer
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and hit me in the groin.
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Excuse me?
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The guys in the lab have
developed a crotch protector
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that's impenetrable to anything.
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Come on, sledgehammer me.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, the pain, oh,
my god, make it stop!!
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Okay, now hand me
the impenetrable
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crotch protector.
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Oh, chief, shouldn't you have
put that on before I hit you?
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Right, right.
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Oh, thank god I lost my
testicles in the war,
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or that would have really hurt.
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Well, enough of this
unrelated fodder.
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There's been a rash
of unusual crimes.
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In each case,
the crime was committed
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by a usually harmless citizen
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with no previous
criminal record.
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Sorority girls...
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Men of the cloth...
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Midgets...
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Even the handicapped.
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The crimes are all
blatant public offenses
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with lots of witnesses.
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And in each case,
the lawbreaker claims
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to have no recollection of
having committed the crime.
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Sounds like what happened
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with that stereotypically
white-bread family man.
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The only lead we have are
these two pieces of paper
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that were left at
the scene of the crime.
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That poor little cat.
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Fluffer is the least
of our worries.
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The lab guys ran some
tests on these papers.
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Why don't you run down there and
see if they've found anything.
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Hi!
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Wow, look at you!
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Morning, sunshine.
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Stripperella, we've
developed the film
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from your nipple camera.
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I knew the nipple
camera was small,
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but I didn't think the photos
would turn out so small.
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These are the only pictures
I have of my cousin's wedding.
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Sorry, maybe we can
make some adjustments.
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I'm gonna need to see
your nipples again.
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Well, maybe we can
get them enlarged.
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The photos, I mean.
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We'll just deal with that later.
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Have you analyzed
the papers yet?
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Yes, based on the fiber samples,
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we were able to determine
that we're dealing with
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a very specific type of paper.
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White, 8½ x 11.
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Three-hole punched,
two sided, and thin.
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And thin and white.
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We've come to the conclusion
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that these two papers
could only have come
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from one of these
7,003,080 establishments.
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Exactly.
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Hmm, this is a lot of suspects.
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I think I might have better luck
talking to a certain family man.
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When do we get to
see the nipples?
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Oh, hey!
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Store-bought hair conditioner?
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If it's not salon-purchased,
I don't want it in my hair,
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you creep.
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Milton Gibbs?
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Stripperella, you gotta
get me out of here!
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I didn't do anything,
I'm innocent.
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You honestly don't
remember robbing that bank?
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No!
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I'll know if you're
telling the truth or not.
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My breasts are natural
lie detectors.
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Oh, okay.
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I swear, I don't remember
a thing, I'm innocent.
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You are telling the truth.
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You can let go now.
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What's the last thing
you do remember?
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The last thing I remember
is going into Klinko's
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to make a copy.
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Wait a minute.
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Klinko's.
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Klinko's, that's it!
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That was one of the names
on the list, Klinko's!
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Everything is going
according to plan.
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Innocent people are succumbing
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to my ingenious
mind-control machine.
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I will be a god!
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How may I help you?
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I ordered these business cards,
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and I just got them in the mail,
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and they're all blank.
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Carl.
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What?
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She didn't say she
wanted anything on them.
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Why do you think I gave
you all my information?
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So I could send you your
blank business cards.
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You are the opposite of helpful!
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I don't know what's harder:
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Trying to take over the world
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or running a chain
of stupid copy stores.
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Hi, I'm Muffy.
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Just an ordinary cheerleader.
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I am Hans Klinko,
just owner of Klinko's.
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How can I help you, Muffy?
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Do you carry white 8½ x 11,
three-hole punched,
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two-sided paper?
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Yes.
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I thought so.
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Crazy about that stereotypically
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white-bread family man
robbing that bank, huh?
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He made copies here, didn't he?
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Are you here to make copies,
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or to ask suspicious
questions in a tone
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that implies that
I might have done
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something evil and mischievous?
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Oh, um, I'm here to make copies.
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What are you copying?
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This?
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You want to copy a pen?
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Yes.
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You never know when
you'll need an extra pen.
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Why don't you use
that copy machine?
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Machine number... six.
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Carl!
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Take this evil command
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and scan it into
the mind-control machine.
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Okay.
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"Jump off the 5th
street bridge"?
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I want that nosy
cheerleader dead.
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Must be a paper jam.
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Oh, well.
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Not "oh, well," moron!
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Get over there and fix it!
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Oh, let me fix that.
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Whatever you do, don't
use another machine.
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You gotta use this evil one.
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"Rob the county fair,
put money in the goat cage."
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I gotta go!
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Cheerleading emergency.
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Unscrupulous villains,
prepare to become scrupulous.
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Darn August 9th!
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It's Fluffer!
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Here, pussy, come on, Fluffer.
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Here, pussy, pussy, pussy.
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Whoa!
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Here, pussy.
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Gotcha!
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Oh!
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To the county fair.
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Stay, Fluffer.
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If I was gonna Rob a county
fair, where would I start?
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No!
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Hey!
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Hold it right there.
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It's time for you to take
a ride on the ass kickinator!
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Huh?
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00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,016
The ass kickinator
is not really a ride.
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I just made that up.
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Hey!
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I think I'll pay a little
after-hours visit to Klinko's.
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Let's see what you're up to,
Hans Klinko.
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They're open 24 hours, huh?
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August 9th.
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Stripperella!
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Carl!
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Seize her!
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00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,027
But, dude, I'm
like so clocked out.
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I'll clock you out,
you worthless twit!
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Okay, come on!
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Look out, he's got
a staple remover!
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I'll take it from here.
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Take that!
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00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,991
Maybe now you'll
remember the toner, huh?
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Hold it right there.
258
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I'm afraid you're the one who
will be holding it right there.
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You're glued to the ground!
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Darn.
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You think that's bad?
262
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,680
You're glued to a conveyor belt!
263
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,181
What's so bad about that?
264
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,150
The conveyor belt is
going to convey you
265
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,554
to that giant paper shredder!
266
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,090
Ooh, that is bad.
267
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,724
I know you're going
to be dead soon,
268
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,226
but for some reason,
269
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:39,263
I feel compelled to
tell you my evil plan.
270
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,433
Up until now, I have only had
one mind control machine.
271
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:47,539
But from this point forward,
I will have thousands of them!
272
00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:50,141
Observe, each of these
red lights represent
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00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,476
a Klinko's store.
274
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,944
When I pull that lever,
275
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all of the machines
will be activated.
276
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Just watch the lights light up.
277
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,784
Your big plan was
to pull that lever
278
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,287
and light up all those
little light bulbs?
279
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,454
Big deal!
280
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,991
No, no!
281
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,694
Each light bulb
represents a Klinko's store.
282
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,964
As the mind control machine
in each store is activated,
283
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,566
the corresponding light
bulb will light up!
284
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,803
Oh, well, see, now that's
a much clearer explanation.
285
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,939
Ah, enough superhero
evil villain banter.
286
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,674
Prepare to die!
287
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:33,384
It figures I'd die
on August 9th.
288
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,120
Now I'm just going to
turn my back on you.
289
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,222
Foolish as it sounds,
290
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,957
I am not going to watch you die.
291
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,399
Midnight, it's August 10th.
292
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,108
Huh?
293
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:02,413
I just want you to know,
I really liked those shoes.
294
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,515
They were Prada!
295
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,586
Shame you don't have one
of those impenetrable
296
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,109
crotch protectors.
297
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,911
Impenetrable crotch protector?
298
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,446
You mean a condom?
299
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,715
I could get one,
why, do you want to...
300
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,461
I meant, an impenetrable
crotch protector because
301
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,318
I'm about to kick
you in the groin.
302
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,588
Very hard.
303
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,209
Seems that the next
phase of your plan was
304
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:57,768
to get yourself laminated.
305
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,271
You know, I like
a man who's well-hung.
306
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,139
I'll get you, stripperella!
307
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,452
As soon as I get down from here,
308
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,175
figure out a way
to UN-laminate myself,
309
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,412
somehow get away before the cops
get here... ah, screw it.
310
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,714
I'm never gonna get you!
311
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,501
Where'd you want me to put
these huge, luscious melons?
312
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,640
Hey, it's Fluffer's family!
313
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,009
Oh, Fluffer...
314
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,510
Oh, sweetie, come to mommy.
315
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,212
We'd like to give
you this reward.
316
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,448
I'd rather you use the money
to get Fluffer neutered.
317
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,317
Pet overpopulation
is a serious problem.
318
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,519
Why, in the short time
we've been talking,
319
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,822
three million pets were
not spayed or neutered.
320
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,858
Okay, I promise you we'll
have Fluffer's balls cut off,
321
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,227
but I still insist on
giving you a reward.
322
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,497
Oww!
323
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,067
Hey, Erotica, guess who this is.
324
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,235
No way!
325
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,536
Bobby Stinson?
326
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,938
In the flesh, babe.
327
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,907
Take a good look,
see what you're missing?
328
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,577
This could've all been yours.
329
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,744
I found him for you.
330
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,223
I wanted to clear up
this curse nonsense
331
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,581
once and for all.
332
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,826
You're gonna take
back the curse?
333
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,118
There never was a curse,
I was just goofing.
334
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,686
I don't have special powers.
335
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:23,788
But you said...
336
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,090
Hey, I also said
I was a vampire,
337
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,258
but come on.
338
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,061
I'm as much of a vampire
as you are a superhero
339
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,996
and/or secret agent.
340
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,997
So there's no curse after all?
341
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,099
See?
342
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,968
I told you it was no big deal.
343
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,805
All these years, my bad luck
has just been psychosomatic.
344
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,709
So, Persephone, what do you say
we go fool around and junk?
345
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,177
Oh, well, uh, listen, Bobby,
346
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,948
last night was kind of
a one-night thing.
347
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,383
Ooh, well, it's over,
348
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,218
and I think maybe we
should just be friends.
349
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,486
What?
350
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,255
But, but, Persephone,
I thought we were in love.
351
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,424
Love?
352
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,692
Fine, who needs you?
353
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,506
I want you to remember
the day you broke my heart
354
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,929
for the rest of your life.
355
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,898
I'm putting a curse
on you, Persephone.
356
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,833
Every August 10th from now on,
357
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,069
you will have
the worst day ever!
358
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,507
The worst day ever!
359
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,310
Oh, no, I'm doomed.
360
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,444
Oh, calm down.
361
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,080
You said yourself
it was no big deal.
362
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,359
Well, that's easy
for you to say.
363
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,517
You don't have a curse on you.
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