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89¢, 89¢, 89¢, 89¢...
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Price check on the horse jerky!
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89¢.
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89¢...
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Attention, shoppers,
this is a robbery.
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Don't shoot, don't shoot!
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Cover me while I help myself to
a little five-finger discount.
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I'll take this box of wine.
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Thank you.
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Shampoo, don't mind if I do.
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Tell 'em Cheapo was here!
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There she is, damn!
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Better watch out!
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Picture all those stupid morons,
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buying ketchup
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when you can get it for free
at any common burger joint.
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Another reason
why they're idiots
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and I'm great.
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I'm Sally Rose.
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We're back with sexy
super-heroine, Stripperella.
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Hi.
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So, Stripperella,
you've always been
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outspoken in your support
for animal rights.
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Yeah, I've just
started a new charity
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called "animals need
universal support,"
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or "anus."
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Any time you wanna
plug anus on my show,
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I'll be more than
happy to have you.
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So, tell me, a woman with
such beautiful features,
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luscious lips, supple breasts,
firm, lickable thighs...
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You must get a lot of action.
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Well, actually,
being a superhero
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can be kind of lonely.
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Aww...
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Well, what do you say we
take some phone calls?
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Alicia from Atlanta,
you're on with Stripperella.
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I was wondering if you could
tell us your secret identity.
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I'm sorry, no, it's a secret.
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We have a collect
call from Cheapo?
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Hello, Stripperella.
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Guess who's out of prison
and back in town?
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Cheapo, I thought
I put you away for good.
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Well, between time off
for good behavior
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and our liberal governor's
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ridiculously lenient
work furlough program,
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my 20-year sentence
became a 20-day sentence.
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And now I'm planning on
committing my biggest crime yet.
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Not if I have anything
to do with it.
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Well, if I have
anything to do with it,
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you won't have anything
to do with it,
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because if you get
in my way, I'll kill you.
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We'll be right back.
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Coming up later, a man who
cheated on his wife with a goat,
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a male goat.
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Boss?
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Yeah, what is it?
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Me and henchman number one,
we've been thinking,
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maybe you might wanna
put a little more money
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into your operation.
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I mean, the three of us
have to share one gun,
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and you won't let us
buy any more bullets.
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Buy more bullets?
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We still have three bullets.
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Sorry, boss.
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Geez, now I'm all worked up.
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I know, let's say
we go on a crime spree.
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A crime spree?
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Cheapo style.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Take a penny, leave a penny?
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I think I'll take a penny.
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No fake fur!
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What about the hunters?
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Next time, can we please
park a little closer?
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This was the closest
spot we could find
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that already had
money in the meter.
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Come on, let's go!
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Wait, wait!
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There's still three minutes
left on the parking meter.
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She's got the Bible out,
she's preaching again.
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This is ridiculous.
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Religion doesn't
belong in our schools
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or in a gentlemen's club.
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Bah!
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My boyfriend is the greatest.
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He is the only guy for me.
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He's so romantic and sweet.
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Oh, my golly, it's my dad!
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He's coming over here.
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Giselle?
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Daddy!
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Erotica, this is my father.
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Hi, Giselle's father.
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The name is Roger.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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Giselle talks about
you all the time.
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Well, look, honey, I'd better
get back over to the table.
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Don't screw this up for me.
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You'd better strip good!
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What was that all about?
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He's here with some
important clients.
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He's trying to seal the deal on
this big advertising account.
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Guess it all just comes
down to me strippin' good.
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Look, you're a great stripper.
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When your dad sees you up
there, grinding that pole,
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thrusting your
crotch into the air,
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and picking up dollar bills with
those perfect breasts of yours,
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he's gonna be so proud
of his little girl.
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I hope you're right.
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Let's hear it for angel!
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Now, that's what
I call a burning bush!
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Amen!
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Coming up next, Giselle!
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Sorry!
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Oh, that is it!
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You blew our business deal.
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You brought shame
to your corporation.
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I just lost the big
account because of you.
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But... but...
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I'm ashamed to call
you my daughter!
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Daddy!
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This is the big time, boys!
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Starting tomorrow,
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the world's largest cubic
zirconium imitation diamond
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is gonna be on display
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at the world's
largest items museum.
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It's valued at almost $300.
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Awesome!
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Here's how we're gonna do it.
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You two henchmen are
gonna stand guard
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in front of the north,
south, east, and west entrances.
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At the same time, you must
overtake the security guards,
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disengage the alarm system,
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and disable
the security cameras.
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Now, there's only one thing
that can get in our way.
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Logic?
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No, Stripperella.
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I want Stripperella dead!
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Put the word out on
the street that whomever
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kills Stripperella,
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I, Cheapo, will
pay a bounty of $8.
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But the going rate
for a hit is more
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in the range of $50,000.
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What?
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That's exorbitant.
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We'll just have to
do it ourselves.
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Erotica, I got your message
and came right down here.
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What's so important?
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I just wanted to tell
you, Giselle's dead.
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Giselle?
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My Giselle?
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How?
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Why?
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No!
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I was just kidding,
she's not really dead.
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What?
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I just wanted to make you
realize how much Giselle
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means to you.
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So she's not dead?
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No, but her feelings are hurt.
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Don't you think you're
being too hard on her?
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So she screwed up
a simple pivot turn.
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All of us erotic dancers
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have slipped doing
a pivot turn at some point.
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She's alive.
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My daughter's alive?
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So you lost an account!
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I speak from experience
when I say that clients
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come and go all the time.
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Daughters are there forever.
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Well, unless they're dead.
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Sir, this is your chance to
make a symbolic pivot turn
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and apologize.
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Don't slip on
the runway of life.
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Oh, no, my belly ring
is vibrating!
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I gotta call headquarters.
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Not that I have a headquarters,
because I don't.
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Superheroes and/or secret
agents have headquarters.
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I'm merely an exotic dancer.
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Look out, crime.
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I'm gonna take
a bite out of you.
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But not in a way you're
gonna find pleasurable.
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Chief Stroganoff,
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agent 69 reporting for duty.
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I got here as fast as I could.
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Woo!
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Stripperella, Cheapo
the discount villain
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is out of prison.
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We have reason to believe that
he's going to try to harm you.
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I want Cheapo back behind
bars before it's too late.
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Nothing is more important
than your safety.
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Sir, people usually
practice putting indoors.
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Well, my putting
doesn't need work.
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Now, go down to
our lab-type place.
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Hal and Bernard are
waiting for you
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with some of their new
crime-fighting invention
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stuff thingies.
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And the emulsion factor is
clearly disproportionate
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to the atomic mass!
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But that contradicts Weinstein's
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theory of lysergic convergence!
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Hey, Hal, Bernard.
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Hey, hey, hi.
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It's just stripperella.
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You look real...
Fetching.
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So what've you guys
got for me today?
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Laser lipstick, poison mascara,
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tampon dagger, and suicide gum.
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It's wintergreen, your favorite.
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We've also been working
on a homing thong for you.
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So we're gonna need to make
another mold of your ass.
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You guys have made
like seven molds of my ass.
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What happened to the one
you just made?
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Bernard took it home,
and he, uh, he broke it.
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Shut up!
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Eureka!
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Check out my new invention!
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You guys are gonna freak out.
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The future is now!
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What is it?
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It's a portable telephone.
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You can use it anywhere, and
it only weighs ten pounds.
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There's no cords, nothing.
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It operates on
cellular technology.
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It only took me
15 years to build.
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Uh, Jerry, you've been
locked in that basement for,
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what, 30 years now?
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It's time to come
out and get a clue.
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I think it's great.
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I can really use this phone.
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Thanks, Jerry.
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Wait until you see
my next invention.
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It's an electric typewriter.
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It's just like
a regular typewriter,
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only you have to plug it in.
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Stripperella, before you go,
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we have one more
invention to give you.
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It's a penny disintegrator.
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A penny disintegrator?
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A penny disintegrator.
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Pennies go in,
but they don't come out.
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Thanks.
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I can't tell you how many
times I've gotten out of
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a perilous situation
because of an unusual gadget
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that had been conveniently
given to me earlier that day.
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Stripperella, stripperella?
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Behind you.
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Right, there you are.
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There's a burglary in progress
at the old recycling plant.
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Looks like it could
be the work of Cheapo.
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I'll get right on it.
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Be careful, stripperella.
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Cheapo is viciously cheap.
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Deviously cheap.
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He's viciously devious,
and he's cheap.
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I know, chief.
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Don't worry.
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Ruthlessly cheap.
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Dangerously...
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Hello, stripperella.
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Well, if it isn't Creepo.
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That's Cheapo.
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I know!
264
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,166
I was mispronouncing
it on purpose.
265
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,568
Enough small talk.
266
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,403
Cheapo, you're goin' down.
267
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,539
No, you're going up!
268
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,527
You'll never get away with this!
269
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,629
What?
270
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,031
I said, you'll never
get away with this!
271
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,466
Oh.
272
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,401
Yes, I will!
273
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:31,504
Wait!
274
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,371
What is it you're
trying to get away with?
275
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,572
Oh, nothing.
276
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,807
I'm only gonna steal
277
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,375
the world's largest cubic
zirconium imitation diamond,
278
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:42,113
from the world's largest
items museum, that's all.
279
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,549
I'm only gonna steal
280
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,052
the world's largest cubic
zirconium imitation diamond
281
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,322
from the world's largest
items museum, that's all.
282
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,726
You cheap jerk!
283
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,362
But first,
I'm going to kill you.
284
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:02,066
You cheap, evil jerk!
285
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,782
Remember, stripperella,
286
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,752
a penny saved is
a penny earned...
287
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,621
For murder!
288
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,997
Let's go.
289
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,343
Shouldn't we stay
here and watch?
290
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,644
You know, just to make
sure she's properly
291
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,601
pennied to death?
292
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,703
Oh, please.
293
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,771
This is foolproof.
294
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,639
It's not like she has
a penny disintegrator.
295
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,043
Come on, join in the laughter.
296
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,246
That's what I pay you for.
297
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,749
Oh, I can't drown in pennies!
298
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,518
Wait, the penny disintegrator!
299
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,856
Penny disintegrator on.
300
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,258
Pennies go in,
but they don't come out.
301
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,528
Penny disintegration in
t-minus ten minutes.
302
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,963
Ten minutes?
303
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,032
To disintegrate one penny?
304
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,813
Three adults.
305
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,081
Admission, free.
306
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,885
Penny disintegration
in t-minus four minutes.
307
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,989
Come on, laser lipstick,
get me out of this bottle!
308
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,328
Look, the world's
largest underpants!
309
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,296
I gotta bring Gladys
and the kids here.
310
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,931
Shh! Come on.
311
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,067
Penny disintegration
in t-minus 2 minutes.
312
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,804
The phone!
313
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,473
Hello, freedom?
314
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,575
It's for you!
315
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,748
Penny disintegrated.
316
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,150
Please insert another penny.
317
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,993
I got it!
318
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,494
I'm a hundred-aire!
319
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,629
Not if I can put
my two cents in!
320
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,131
Ah, stripperella?
321
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,193
I said, we shoulda hung
out to make sure she died.
322
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,235
You heard me.
323
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:24,475
Now, it's time to administer
the world's largest ass-kicking.
324
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,576
Get her, boys!
325
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,867
What are you waiting for?
326
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,102
I said, get her!
327
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,270
That's it!
328
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,372
Oh, you pathetic losers.
329
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,821
Oh, wait a second.
330
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,948
Oh, I love fighting crime.
331
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,388
You guys hang tight until
the police get here,
332
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:48,625
with the world's
largest staple remover.
333
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,703
Come on, baby, you can make it.
334
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,938
Whoa!
335
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,207
I paid retail for this one.
336
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,100
Don't come any closer.
337
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,234
One more step,
338
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,570
and I throw the cubic
zirconium over the bridge.
339
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,206
Don't do anything stupid!
340
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,241
Whoa!
341
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,377
Uh-oh.
342
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,224
Whoa!
343
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,331
Hey... whoa!
344
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,168
I'll make a deal with you.
345
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,270
Let me go and you can
keep the cubic zirconium.
346
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,372
Okay.
347
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,238
Really?
348
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,540
No, of course not.
349
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,809
Why don't you just hang out,
until the police come?
350
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,010
I'll get you, stripper...
351
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,714
I'll get you,
no matter the cost!
352
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,884
Well, maybe not no
matter the cost,
353
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,219
but you know what I mean!
354
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,321
I'll get you...
355
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,173
Nice pivot turn.
356
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,948
Whee!
357
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,359
Look, he tipped me
with $100 bill.
358
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,462
He wrote something on it.
359
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,369
That's so sweet.
360
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:16,340
Now I can buy that
vibratin' banana I wanted.
361
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,522
Well, one thing's for sure.
362
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:20,477
Your dad certainly
isn't cheap, oh.
363
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,679
What?
364
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:26,650
Oh, this... that's just an
inside joke, real inside.
365
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,953
In fact, even I
don't understand it.
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