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"Now, a message from one of the main members"

From the Corona Virus Squad
(Of the White House)

Dr. Anthony Fuchi

Good evening, I am Dr. Anthony Fuchi

First, I'd like to thank all the old Americans

Who sent me emails
Supportive, inspiring and at times obscene

There was a lot of misinformation about the virus

Yes, the President took his freedom to interpret our directives

So, I would like to explain tonight
What was the president trying to say

And remember, let's be open minded

We had a great meeting today with many companies

And they will have vaccines very soon

Soon kinda "is an interesting phrase"

Compared to the history of the planet? Yes
The vaccine will be available soon

But if I tell your friend, "I will reach you soon."

And I came after a year and a half
Your friend may be somewhat angry

We did an amazing job, and we will continue to do so

The virus will one day disappear
Like a miracle, it will disappear

Wonderful miracle
Who does not like miracles?

But the miracle should not be your first plan

Even pilot (Soleil) tried to land at the airport first

Anyone who needs a test will undergo one
They are available, tests will be available

The tests are beautiful

Well, several notes

I don’t know if the tests can be described
It is beautiful

Except if your idea of beauty
It tickles a cotton stick for your throat cap

Also when everyone said
He can take the test

"What he meant was ..." Almost nobody

You call it a germ, you can call it flu
Or a virus

You can call it by many names
I am not sure that anyone knows what it is

Know what it is

Then I see sterilizers, where you spend it in a minute
one minute

Can we do something like this?
By injection

... we can direct the body

Strong UV rays
Or a very strong light

I know I shouldn't touch my face
...But

There is a rumor that the President will expel me
Let's see what he said about this

I came today and heard a rumor that I would kick him out
... but I will not kick him out

I think he's a great guy -
So, yes, I will be fired -

But until then
I will remain the facts to those who listen to me

... and when I hear things like
"The virus can be treated."

If everyone undergoes the challenge of taking Tide capsule,

... I will be there to tell

Please do not do

... and to the real Dr. Fucci

Thanks for your reassuring and clear words
In these difficult times

And thank you to the medical staff, paramedics and their families
For being on the major fronts

And now, somewhat direct broadcast
From all over America

It's Saturday Night

It's Saturday Night Live at home.

(With ... Bake Bennett ...

Eddie Bryant.

(Michael Chih)

(Pete Davidson)

(Mike has)

(Heidi Gardner)

(Colin Ghost)

(Kate McCainen)

Alex Moffitt

(Kyle Money)

(Chris Reed)

(Cecily Strong)

(Kennan Thompson)

(Malisa Villasinore)

In addition to ... (Chloe Feynman)

(Ego odm)

(Boyn Yang)

It's WhatsApp with That At Home.

We discuss contemporary issues with soul music.

Tonight, we have the celebrity.
(Charles Barclay)

And the famous DJ Jay.

And (Linzi Buckingham)

To you the presenter (Deandray Cole)

I woke up this morning.
I got out of my bed

"I had a large cup of coffee to wake up well."

"I've been at home for a long time. I'm there."

"But I can still sing, what's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this?"

"!Yes"

Well, thanks for joining us on our program

Where we will learn to stay safe at home

Our guests are very busy

So, I brought this timer
Let's make sure they don't delay

We will talk about social spacing

I will talk about diligence

(Covid Resistance 19)

"This would be amazing, amazing, huge and long."

"Severe, jerky, classy and amazing."

... everyone says

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"...What's the problem with"

"... I said what's wrong"

"Let someone tell me what's wrong with this, yes!"

Well, we are very fortunate

To be with us, Mr. Charles Barclay

Which is in a new documentary
About Michael Jordan

I will not lie, this is strange -
(Charles Barclay) -

It is, Charles? Everyone is talking
About Michael Jordan's new documentary

And you played against Michael
In the 1993 finals

I was on the Olympic team, how was it?

This was cool, and the documentary is awesome

But they did not show everything
Let me tell you something that it does not contain

speak -
Well, as I was saying -

I played with Michael and the others
And there are amazing stories people still don't know

Amazing stories

Yes, and you may hear it if you let me speak please

"I will let you speak now."

No, you don't let me do it, that's a pity

... I'm trying to tell you when Michael and I got up

"... Jordan was the most amazing, and I have to say."

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"ladies and gentlemen"

Join us after. "
"Belle stunts social spacing

(Quartina)

Merlo wine.

"I will only drink toast for tonight."

Merlo wine.

You have to believe in the spirit of Merlo wine.

So go to parties and have fun.

Go to spring vacation.
"I dance in the sun

"I'll be here. It just started."

With Merlo's wine for me only.

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

Ladies and gentlemen, here they are

A special appearance from Hobby Hot Wheels
And Lego Kidd

Come on, amateur. Come on, amateur.
Come on, Lego, come on, Lego

Faster! Faster! Behave like crazy
"It is your birthday

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?"

"...What's the problem with"

"... I said what's wrong"

"Let someone tell me this is wrong."

"Please someone come to my house."

He teaches my children, yes!

Okay

Well, my kids have to use the laptop
That we rented from the local library

For their home schooling

But I want to thank (Charles Barclay) for his presence

That's it? Did not matter

And thank you to the distinguished (DJ Khaled)

Well, I think it's another episode.

And (Lynzi Buckingham)

I know we haven't let you speak on any episode
Length 10 years

Lindsay, Lindsay.

"disconnection" -
that's unfortunate -

Thanks for trying anyway, Lindsay

What do you think about waving to you from my car
On your birthday?

Yes, he was careful
For a car (25 Buick Licersers), okay

... until next time

"What's the story of that?"

"What's the story of that?"

SNL from Home

Good evening, I'm Valerie Weber
Replace Brian Satter

And what happened to him happened to our colleague
On CNN, Chris Como

He was infected with the (Covid 19) virus

(Brian) will join us directly
From his home in Connecticut

Brian, how are you? Miss you here)

And I miss you, too, believe me

I am in stone in the guest house
10 days ago

Unfortunately, the virus was transmitted infection
For my teenage daughter, Sarah

... and she's okay, but she's stuck with me here, so

But we agree well, are we, Sarah?

"Certainly"

We use her phone to communicate with you today
So, thank her for that

As you know, Valerie
I'm still using my old phone, Blackberry

I know, but luckily
Your daughter is with you to operate the camera

Brian, do you know how you got infected?

Unfortunately, listen ...

I was one of the first to miss early invitations
For social spacing seriously

And I went to a very crowded pub

Brian. Brian.
The night before bars closed -

I was almost sure that I had it there

Brian, there seems to be a funny filter.
On the phone

Here I feel old

I don’t know what that means
Is the camera okay, Sarah?

Yes -
My daughter says things are good on our part -

Well, he disappeared, he disappeared, yes

I thought your daughter was messing with you

Brian, do you feel better?

I thought that, but I couldn't get rid of the fever

She came back last night
And nothing saves me from my discomfort

Well, I understood, if you have joined us now
Brian's funny filters are not from us

Yes, my daughter says the camera looks good
So I am not sure what is happening

she is not good
Brian, are you having difficulty breathing?

A little bit, Valerie, when I take a deep breath

Look at this fool

I feel some trouble here
But it is not severe

- Well, well, Brian ...
And I just want to say, Valerie.

I am shocked by the federal government's response
For this epidemic

Where is driving? -
"The Strange Child Man: Where's Driving?" -

The president tweeted and promoted violence
Shame on you, Mr. President

And I'm not afraid to say that, shame on you

Well, yes, thanks, Brian, yes

Let's conclude the meeting, do you have something to add?

Yes, to everyone who objects
On closings

You look fools -
Sater to the protesters: You look fools.

Take it seriously please

I'm sure they will do now

Thanks, Brian.
Thank you, Valerie.

!Damn

After the break, we'll talk to Dr. John Mitchell
The epidemiologist

Which ... I see he has a wrong filter on his face, too

No, that's intentional, Valerie
My laptop camera doesn't look beautiful

So, I wanted to give myself some glow

It suits you, well

Wait for us

In-depth with Brian Satter.

(JB On Da Track)

"I am stuck in a stone, and I have nothing to do"

"I miss my friends, and they miss me too"

Tired of watching series.
Speaking via Zoom

"Hiding from my mom, having fun in the bathroom"

"I'm fed up with the same frequently asked questions, questions"

How are you doing? how do you live?"
"What are you watching? What will you have for dinner?

"I'm fed up with the same repetition ... repetition"

Shoot your mustache, shave your hair.
"Exercise, this is for the weak

"I'm fed up with all the absurdity."

"I'm sick of my friend still wearing his jewelry."

"I'm sick of sitting in the dark ... in the dark"

I have nothing to watch.
"I finished watching Ozark

... hand sanitizer is my best friend now.
"best friend

"I use it a lot until my hands are cracked."

"I look forward to the end of all of this."

So we can get out again.
"And do our normal business

"Stuck with my family, and I can't get out."

"Yes"

"We've been sitting on my sofa for about two months."

"We have nothing left to talk about, yes"

"It is a quarantine in my home"

"I will lose my mind, I will lose it, I will lose it"

"I will lose my mind, I will lose it, I will lose it"

"I'm here on my own, so don't ask me"

Stay home"
"I wear a mask of underwear

"I beat my dog with a baseball glove."

"I make bread myself, and it tastes disgusting."

"My leg was broken two weeks ago"

"But I'm afraid to go to the hospital."

"I never go out, because I might see my neighbor."

"I use toilet paper on both sides."

"My wife tried to kiss me, and she refused."

"I miss basketball, I miss Rob Schneider."

You can do this -
No -

Sandman, please!

Tell the food delivery person.
"To leave food on the street

I feel very bored.
"And I started writing songs with Pete

Stuck with my family "
"And I can't get out

"I was joking about my wife."

"I've been sitting on my sofa for two months."

"We have nothing left to talk about."

"Quarantine in my home"

"I will lose my mind, I will lose it, I will lose it"

"I will lose my mind, I will lose it, I will lose it"

"Thanks to the medical staff, we love you"

Directed by: Pete's mother
((Sir) and (Sony Sandler)

Bartonsons Grocery Store
Hello -

We are Cathy and Susanna Ann Helen
From Bartonsons grocery store

As you know, the main commodities
Like chicken, milk and bread, it runs out quickly

That's why we wanted to inform you about some materials
Which, despite the epidemic

Still abundant

Frozen pizza (hawaiian) items

A small bag of dried beans -
Industrial ghee -

Cauliflower noodles
Pringles mint -

A wine from Missouri.
Chic mix, it's all salted biscuit.

The impossible crab

Bananas with fluoride

And of course, Dasani's water.
what's the matter with him? It is water -

I don't know, I like it

Although some goods have run out
Like eggs and soap

However, some materials are widely available

We cannot get rid of it -
Like oat milk pizza -

Boy scout biscuits, it's wet -
Pepsi with crab -

The tomo, it's tofu
Made of beef and cheese

(Mario Batali) pasta sauce

That we redefined as spaghetti sauce
The fat Italian who ties his hair

And of course, (Dasani) water with low sodium.

Now, 30 percent less salt.

“We also provide procurement delivery service”

Our website provides alternatives easily.

"I asked for spaghetti sauce."

"Do you want hot sauce?"

"She requested toilet paper."

Do you want a video CD?
Van Van Helsing?

We also have the equipment
So you can be creative at home

As a barbecue kit yourself

A commercial pig weighing 181 kg.
"A barbecue sauce and a knife

And of course, to clean
Wet (Dasani) Towel with Clorox

Kills 4 thousand percent of germs

In Partensons, there are a few things
That we can always guarantee

Dedicated customer service
And abundance of some materials that will never run out

Like Ukrainian milk -
"Oreo with antacids" -

"Marshmallow soup" -
And (Dasani) water is now vegan.

So, consider adding these favorite items
To the shopping list

We want to give you what you want

But first, we want you to buy what we have

From your friends at Partensons Grocery, yes

Bartonsons Grocery Store

And now, it's time for a big lunch. "
From the Dominican

With Big Baby.

Hi, I am a former baseball player
(David Ortiz)

If you are like me, and you want a great lunch
From the Dominican

With Big Baby

You might say to yourself, "Big Baby."
How to prepare a great lunch Dominican

... we are in stone, and things like "can't be bought"

Fried banana, rice and beans
And seafood pies

And you can't find Wasakaka sauce
For fried cheese?

"(Wasakaka)" -
That's right, you have to learn to improvise -

So, today, we're going to get a very simple dish

Using some things
That I found at home

His name is Sankuchu Kun Polo

And dried meat
Ground beef and lactating pig

And the groin and the crab

Hand of a monkey

And the dolphin

You know, the things that are available
In all food stores in homes

On the occasion of talking about food stores
I have to mention the video sponsors today

Canned beans can

Canned beans can

Do you have a bean box you found
In a flood has now erupted?

That might be a bad sign, man

You may have to get rid of it
Before the beans explode outside your body

Do you wash your hands a thousand times a day?
So you are in pure hell

"Pure hell"

Why is my skin more like a dust pile?

Well, it's time to prepare a dish
Sankucho has seven types of meat.

The dish that the Humane Society calls
Genocide

I set up a professional overhead camera as well
To see exactly what I will cook

It is a phone (iPhone) attached to the ceiling

Damn, man!

Well, the first step, you will need
Too much

That's why you should contact my Puerto Rican relative
(Big Banny)

Hello! I am Big Bunny
I sell very large pots

Do you want a capacity for 22 animal species?
Even big ones like llamas and kittens?

So, contact Big Ban for the big pots

And now I sell sports pants too

Do you want to give my presentation on Zoom
Worried that your boss will see your penis?

Try sweatpants, it's better than nothing

Big Baby, you look fit these days.
What is your secret?

I was shot

Well, thank you very much for appearing on our program
My relative, see you later

They greeted (Big Builder) all

Well, that was the first step
Bought a great deal

The second step, cook everything in the pot

Well, this is the end of our program

In the next episode.

We will make chicken pie
First, you eat a chicken

Then you smoke some cocaine and then eat a complete pie

In the program "The Great Dominican Lunch."
With Big Baby

"There are many people I haven't met yet."

Why don't I start at home? -
(Natalie), flight attendant, (Airbnb) -

Be a host at Airbnb
It was one of the experiences that changed my life

Initial, inmate.
This is the most beautiful house I've ever stayed in -

Yes! This kitchen

How cool! Very cool
Look at all the things she has

Ulle was supposed to stay here for three days.
Then the quarantine began

I can stay for another month!

And still here

Ole, can you wash your dishes?

Very clean

I like helping people

There is nothing stronger than opening your home to a stranger

I know, Mom, they fired half of the company’s employees
...So

(first)

The toilet paper is out -
My roommate -

The toilet paper runs out

You can leave the parcel there

Yes there is

So, I can pay in Swedish currencies
From the black market only

But I will pay her later

I am offering a home, my whole house

Hi Grandma!
!sleepover party -

It is locked

so cute

I think we will become close friends forever

Well, I look handsome and good
I'm ready now

My fitness is high, like this, like this

Do you know anything? You shouldn't have released me

This is what I know, because I'm going to call these girls
And I see what news

T Ready is ready.
It is better if they are prepared

You will answer the call, it must be answered

You will answer the call

What is the news, Sheila?
Sheila, your man is finally free, my love.

Is that you, Terence? -
Yes my love, with my flesh and meat -

Didn't you know me girl? I beg you -
I thought you were condemned to 600 years -

I was actually going to spend that time
Then the Corona came

They released me while I was free now
I can come to your house now

And we can have sex the way
That we talked about

You raunchy! But I do not go out now

After the government implemented a technology ban
The fifth generation caused a pandemic

So, I will stay home until July

July? Stop joking with me ... hello?

!Hello? Hello? Damn
The Internet must have a weak

Hello -
Hello sweety -

T-Ready, is that you?
Yes, I am free -

I went back to the streets and I was ready to do that
So that we practice masturbation next to each other

Listen, I can't do that now
My kids are in the other room

Children? What? I'm home, girl.
(T) -

What happened between us while you are in prison will remain in prison

But, Kai Kai ...
Don't say but, okay? -

I started writing letters to you while in prison
Because I thought you would stay there forever

For pirating a DVD set
(Sopranos series)

Who knew they were wearing ten episodes?
In each disc (DVD)?

!I'm coming

Shut up! Everything we talked about while you were imprisoned
It was a lie, okay?

You didn't slap my ass

I'm not a wealthy street girl, okay?

My name is (Ann) and I am a mother and I attend church

I don't need this extra tension now
Therefore, delete this number

Damn! There is no fulfillment

Hello -
Stacy. Stacy.

You are so sweet, this is Terre

Terre?

I never thought I'd see your face again -
Here you see it now, girl.

... I'm ready to do that

Ter ... looks handsome.

Are you fine? Are you sick?

Stop it, it's allergic only

Pollen is everywhere
What do you think would you come to have a little fun?

I think I have to take a social spacing
Seriously, do you understand what I mean?

If you still want to have fun, maybe you can
To hook up your phone and spit on it

As I exit I am organic here

Why are you so scary?
Well, I have to do it somehow

Ladies and gentlemen, Miley Cyrus

It's the weekend news paragraph.
With (Colin Ghost) and (Michael Chieh)

Welcome to the weekend news paragraph
Home Edition, I'm Colin Ghost

And I'm Michael Chih

We know things are going well

When the phrase "Do not drink bleach."
At the national level after a speech by the president

After a doctor stated that the Corona virus
Quickly dies in the sun

President Trump asked if it was
It is possible to enter light into the body

Although I'm sure they chanted, saying
"Insert light into the body."

In Johns Town before they drank poison

Then the president suggested injecting the body
With antiseptics to treat the virus

Experts described the idea as a genius blow

"With the deletion of the word genius"

(Trump) retracted his words after that
He said he was speaking sarcastically

This is exactly what one says
When he knows he said something terrible

Colin, speaking of atrocity

When I have a child
Two parents are very bad

Someone interferes and takes him to live
With another family, right?

Of course -
You think it is possible -

Another state obtain the right of guardianship of us?

Until our government just stands on its feet

Any stable place
Like Germany or Japan

Or (Nigeria) or even (Iraq)

I will accept (Iraq) now

Don't they owe us a service?
Did we not kill their father when they were in trouble?

I am speaking of irony of course

A man was seen in Ohio
He is protesting against home commitment orders

Wearing an American flag and a diaper

The man said that we should
Reopening ... the economy

There is a funny truth, if knowledge is struck
American and a nappy with a lightning bolt

The result will be (Sean Hannity)

The funny thing is that all
Protesters against home commitment orders

They live in areas without places
Basically go to it

I may understand Vegas’s desire
Or (Miami) to open up

Because cocaine needs someone to mix it

But if you protest in the countryside
Texas or South Carolina.

Where can you go, Earl?

Except for the Walmart store and your home cellar
Who are still open?

It is supposed to scare
Those weapons? The virus?

Nurses? the police?

It's crazy that these are fanatical rural people
Sorry, the pro-democrat states

You always talk about supporting military forces
It calls for punishing those who attack it

Then those sons rush
States to bear arms

When the state requests something from them

How is this patriotic?

This is like a man says
"I love my wife"

But I keep a gun.
"As a precaution, under my pillow

Dan Patrick, Texas Deputy Governor
He urges his state to fully reopen its business

He says that there are more important things than living

This is the Kentucky Chicken menu logo
That equals 20 dollars

Anti-vaccines began to change their minds
More and more vaccines

In the aftermath of the Corona virus

Because opponents of vaccines are concerned
Sure that if they catch the virus

They may not have the opportunity
To breastfeed their teenagers naturally

(Rudi Giuliani) appeared on a channel
Fox news this week.

He said stupid words
To a degree close to the president's words

But all I need to know is why
Rudy looks like Micky Ronny

In "Breakfast at Tiffanys"?

Is he very angry about the Corona virus?

So much so that it turns into an image
Asian racism?

And now he joins us through Zoom
To explain his experience in the past month

(Pete Davidson)

Thanks, Colin
To be here in my basement

Within strict quarantine conditions
Prevent me from getting close to my mom

Or even respond to her text messages

This is cool. How are you doing in these circumstances?

We're fine, I didn't draw a tattoo
On my face so far

Many have lost that bet

But we're fine, the whole family is healthy
Good thanks, Lord, and everyone at home

This is good, I am glad they are
They take it seriously

Me too, you have to understand
That this is Staten Island

Where hand washing was known
Before dinner so far

As “an advertisement of homosexuality

But I know this is difficult for everyone

Except you, because you are being held
At home with Scarlett Johansson

You must be afraid to find a cure

It's not true, Pete.
I know that -

But you are one of the lucky ones, understand me?

Everyone who does not believe the earth is flat
Isolating himself at home now

That is, you either have a relationship
more than ever

Or you are like me and you can get to know me
On any porn movie star

When seeing her head from behind

But it turns out that people are
They are still trying to establish relationships

Even the municipality was forced
To distribute the booklet last month

Entitled "Sexual Relationships
And Corona Virus 2019

And what was written in it?

First, you can establish the relationship
Without kissing

I like that the state of (New York) applies the same
Fancy politics in "Pretty Woman" movie

I do not know if the cause is illness
Or is it advice not to get involved in a relationship

Because you do not need it currently

This reflects the extent of madness of the epidemic

We have known that the strangers who
They establish relationships, wearing leather masks

They are smart from the start

The brochure also says that the virus
It is not found in the semen

Let the women prepare to receive this information
In thousands of messages this year

But the strangest thing is
It is immediately after the advice not to kiss

The booklet goes to very dirty talk

So much so that I am not allowed to say it on the air

So let's call them "Lover of Asses"

I really can't believe Ali
Modify the words of the Ministry of Health

To make it suitable for the program
"Who Introduced" the penis

take a look -
"May he enter your mouth" -

Gosh! What?

I know! The website surprised me
And I told him, "We just got to know each other

I hope this started as a group
Very straightforward recommendations

Without mentioning a fan of breeches

... a government employee said

It seems we are not present then.

We are in 2020, optimists.

This is not the description you expected

I know that -
Did the brochure mention anything else? -

Yes, there is an alert too
The need to wash before masturbation

And I learned it the hard way
Due to an accident involving hot Chito chips

So do you think the booklet was overrated?

No, I am glad they educated people
About safe relationships

But I never expected to be thrilled
After reading publications from the Ministry of Health

Thank you, Diplazzo

I am glad that you are protecting yourself
This was Pete Davidson

This is strange in the absence of the audience

Street artist (Banksy) posted photos
For an art project executed in the bathroom

The piece was called
"Guess what I ate"

Popular drink now
Among those committed to staying in the homes

It is strawberry flavored milk

By the way, strawberry milk shakes
It is the name of Prince (Harry) when it resembles women

It warns celibate psychologists
Detained in homes

Until they have to resist the craving
In communicating with their ex-loved ones

Okay, but if I don't send
To my ex granules any messages

How will I tell them that I love them?

ESPN launched
The Last Dance

Who tracks the last season
To Michael Jordan with the Chicago Bulls

Unfortunately, the movie ignores important questions

For example, why do pictures
(Michael Jordan) Haines' Declaration

With drinkers like Hitler's mustache?

It removed the (Land Olx) butter
The image of the indigenous woman of America

From the image printed on its cover -
"Change the logo" -

Because of fears
That the image looks racist

Unfortunately, they replaced her image
Pipeline image

A lawyer protested in Florida
To open the public beaches

Wearing a fancy dress costume

And warn people on the beach
From getting too close to each other

He was embarrassed when he met
By chance, with the real reaper

Who was wandering around Florida as usual

Kelly Clarkson was fired
A new song called (iDearU)

In six different languages

It is a song that gathered the fans
Around the world without being dazzled

A former postal worker was arrested
For stealing an iPhone

And a thousand Viagra tablets

I suppose he sends people messages
In it he says that he is awakened

This is a very old joke, I liked it

Discovered a new study
The pigeons are in New York

Genetically different
About pigeons in Boston

Easy to notice the difference

Because it is the Boston bath
Shouting at the black bird

To return where it came from

Well I want to say
Before we conclude our paragraph for tonight

Michael, you must be.
I heard about AllN's challenge

Where people challenge each other
To run different experiences

They invite a fan to share the experience

This is a way to collect a lot
From donations to the needy

I assume this is something
You want to participate in it, right?

Well, well, of course

Well, we have prepared a great site

In the All In Challenge

And the person who donates the most
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Soul Cycle Virtual Exercises

Welcome, my name is Phoenix
Like the name of the university

The Seoul Cycle Club is now closed, so we got ready
This live broadcast with our family of coaches

We don't have bikes now, but that won't stop us
Who made you pay for us to watch the exercises?

let's go

How are you, Soul Cycle followers?
Via the computer?

They call me "Lee," and that's an acronym for Harvey Oswald

It's crazy that people follow this
From Los Angeles to California

I have heard a lot of squatting exercises
So let's do it

I always try to think in a positive way

I moved to New York
Two days before the start of the quarantine

I greet my co-worker
Who deceived me by assuming another character

He is not a tall blonde girl
But I loved his character

let's go

My name is (Corona) and my name begins with the letter Kef

I always overcome adversity

When they were young, they told me that I had beauty
Suitable for acting, but not modeling

So I loaded the Tik Tok app
Since I don’t do either

let's go

I (Toyota), and I hear many
They talk about antibodies

But I do with healthy bodies
It is the second day of quarantine, let's go

I am Robert, like Julia Robert

I am a positive person

For whom do I stay at home?
For myself

Because I'm quarantined
Under house arrest

Two birds with one stone, let's go

How's it going? I'm Molly
Sorry, but (Molly) is right

I will not get infected with Covid 19
Because I am 22 years old

Free Michigan, let's go

My muscles hurt now

This epidemic has affected everyone

The Coachella Festival has been canceled

Complex has been canceled
South Bay (Southwest) Annual

Bill Cosby was canceled

How dare you! We need doctors now
Come on, with all your might

Adhere to what you started with

I will continue to follow the series (Ozark), let's go

I am following a diet to get rid
From toxins through juice now

Chlorine juice

You need clean food!

This is a crossbow
And I'll take it back a lot

This painful

My motto is eating, praying and praying

That's right, I'm sexy and religious

It's a trap, let's go

Just being quarantined
Not to say that we cannot communicate

Meet and go to the beach

Hugs and palpation

And kiss an old man in his mouth
In the mall, let's go

I just responded to our positive behaviors and our bodies
The beautiful one caused recovery from the Corona virus

No, hey

No, no, sorry

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Soul Cycle Virtual Exercises

Hello Twitter followers, this is me
Lovable (America), or Jay Simpson

I want to salute my friend (Lorne Michaels)

And all of the SNL workers
To bring them another episode from home

I know you thought
You’ll only have one episode

Then you realized that you had to make another episode

Trust me, I understand

But I am glad you did
Everyone needs to laugh these days

We were very strict and paranoid

Days ago, I took off my mantle
In a grocery store for two seconds

The reaction was as if I had killed anyone

A woman shouted to me

Nobody wants to see you here.
"You shouldn't be outside

And I understand her point of view, I mean
I am at risk of contracting HIV at my age

But she did not have to throw me coffee

Sometimes people make me angry
... to the point where I am

However, I am now adhering to all guidelines

You shouldn't worry about me

I have two gloves, that's right

And I have a mask

So don’t hate me, okay?

You are a monster, O

You know that, my friend

He must have seen my leadership
On 14th Street

As I was saying, don't worry about me, all right?
I will be fine

Even if I was infected with Corona virus, I could
Overcoming it, I can overcome anything

Well, maybe I shouldn't exaggerate

Given my misfortune
I will get Corona and get it

Then I will be eliminated later
Another disease is less harmful unit

It was me in the first place
I was just getting it back

Just thinking about illness
... make me so angry that I am

But anyway
Follow me through the application (Tik Tok)

Yes, you will find fun clips for me
And I'm having fun

Well, I am free

Lorne, attach my friend Trump, all right?
He is a good man

Not right?

I will make a video call with my cousin quickly

I have not seen her since we were young
She wants to check on family members

And you want to make sure everyone is okay

Here it is -
A call from my cousin, Mandy.

Hello -
Paul?

Are you Polly the little?

Mandy?
Yes, Mandy.

I'm pretty Mandy.
We haven't met in a while -

Yes

So are you still swimming?

Sometimes -
I knew that -

I knew you were still swimming, yeah

Still coloring the coloring books?

No, I do not do it recently

It's okay

... are you okay, it looks like you

I don’t know, forgive me for the question

Are you infected with Corona virus?

No
Are you infected with Corona virus?

How amazing! You look different

You little, little Polly
I have changed

I think so, yes
I have not seen you since I was seven

I am mature now

I have a wife and a demanding job

This is not what I heard

No, because my relative is David
He said that all your work has stopped

Yes, everyone's work has stopped
one way or another

No, I watched the movie in which I acted
Wonder Woman with other celebrities

They sang Imagine

That was not a movie
It's just a clip

So, did you not become famous?
Enough to participate in it?

No, apparently not

Listen, frankly, it's not so bad

It feels good to take a short break

I have prepared delicious summer salads

Like Ratatouille.
Yes -

The movie was bad -
Ratatouille? -

It is a beautiful movie -
Listen, talk about movies -

You are not being nominated
For the Golden Globe Award?

Yes, I was nominated, it was very interesting

Yes, but what is the person’s name
Who was chosen to be the winner?

Not my name -
You are not chosen -

They said the Golden Globe Award
From Rami Yousef

These things do not concern me much

It will matter to you as soon as (Rami Youssef) becomes
The hero of the new (Ant-Man) movie

When wearing your suit

Soon it will become Rami Yusuf
Yusef, the new.

You do not need to continue to mention
Rami Youssef, I understand.

what about you?
Have you won any prizes recently?

Last night, I won XO

What do you mean by XO?

An XO game where you should write
Three consecutive (x) signs

XO, I got it

... played in the pub and got

I don't think you should go to bars -
Nobody is infected with Corona virus in ZZ.

I also wore my gloves

These two gloveless fingers ... I don't know.
Do you remember our kisses? -

Listen, I think I'm going now -
We have kissed -

It was you who started -
I was very pleased to speak to you -

I'll hang up, hey -
where is he? -

I will call back

In these times, criminal justice takes place "
Via Zoom Program

Hi all, I'm Detective Sims again

We are not investigating a murder
Usually this way

But we have to adapt to the new normal
Like everyone

Yes of course -
I am glad to help -

Wow, you know, you are all suspects
For your presence (Dirk Walker Simpson) on the pool

On February 15, someone strangled him
Bottom swimwear

Sorry

What a way to die!

Well, we have progress on the case

And I'll tell you as soon as Debbie Johnson joins us
The last suspect

I want to say I wasn't near Derek
When he died, I was in the bathroom

Shave pubic hair

Well, we will defer the arguments of absence
Until you reach Debbie

That's nice

Sorry, I will shut up

No, it's nice. What is it?

I was bouncing a song I composed
I try not to forget the melody

But it's good -
Do you want to sing it to us? -

What? -
you can do it -

I mean, we're waiting for Debbie

Well, my first new song
No pressure

"You are the sun and I am the moon"

"We are always busy with our jobs in heaven."

Let us embrace and let love shave.

Shave, shave

Sorry, I didn't know that Lana Del Rey was
A suspect in the murder of Dirk Walker Simpson

That was amazing

I compose songs too
That's why I was curious to hear your song

Oh really? -
Yes -

I was sure you were creative, Detective

What class of music does she sing?

Closer to the male rocker as in the past

Like pickups and barbecues? -
Yes -

Women sit on hoods
Etc.

Do you want to hear it? -
Excuse me -

I wonder if there's any news about Debbie

I sent her a note in an email
She pressed the option to attend

Sorry, I was thinking about our friend who was killed

It's okay, to hear the song

I can sing it, right?
I mean, Debbie is not here

Yes, come on, we heard it

"Beef meat slice"
"I am red and intent

"And I will satiate you like a steak of intent"

"Let me burn your grill like a steak of intent."

"Intent steak"

Sorry, for a moment I thought Detective Sims would sing

I used to sing a song written by me
It is called "steak of intent."

But since you have come
Let us return to the investigation of the murder

Debbie Johnson, we have a video surveillance camera.
Prove that you killed Mr. Walker Simpson

Was the video good? -
Not for you -

Both -
Well understood -

I'm sorry, listen

Dirk was not one of my favorite characters
I had too much wine

I killed him, I'm sorry

Well, bye

I think she is gone

Most likely, we should go arrest her

He wants to hear any of you more
From the song "Intent Steak" before we left?

Thank you all, bye -
Bye, See you -

How do I get out of here? -
Stop the video? -

I will start singing, steak intent -
How do you reduce the sound? -

I can still hear and see you, group

"Blood comes down from her while she is in my mouth."

"It comes down to my throat and makes me sing rock."

"Disclosure"

"We don't know how long this will last."

"We don't know what the future will be."

"But whatever happens next."

We will support you.

Because you supported us.

"You may be isolated but not alone."

"Because we are here"

"We make these difficult times a little easier."

And make things look normal.

"If only it were accurate."

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We are here to support you.

For as long as possible

So, let's be alone together.

"With porn movie site"

"You're a disgrace, Professor."

Hello my friend, how are you?

You didn't see that, right?

(Wickers WR)

Cats, the cat is a smile with hair

A cat is a friend who can't stand

The cat is a shout housing partner everywhere

Hello, it's Barbara Diderot
The owner and owner of the Whiskers RW to save cats

We now have a website

Because when you are in quarantine
Every day is Cat Day

People are adopting cats at a very high rate
From the start of the ban

This means that the remaining cats are the worst

Let's meet cats today

This is Rex
Rex, an ordinary alley cat.

Because all he wants is rubbing his stomach

This is Marbles
Marbles constantly says she is on vacation

But the only job she had
She is licking her ass under the sun

What a bitch!

This cat is called Dr. Anthony Miao Chi

Because of his curious nature
And because I might fuck him without hesitation

This cat is Coco
And its color is brown (Havana) is rare

But she shits a lot in her sandbox

I know you hate this
I know you didn't want to appear in the ad

But I didn't get a small business loan
And he got it (Shake Shack)

So, please, try more, please

This is a Brazilian short-haired cat
This is ridiculous because her pubic hair is long

I know we are in quarantine
But respect yourself

This cat is called Baxter
He has a dirty secret

He loves BDSM
This means silly rat biting

Are you even trying?

You told me you wore college theater
At New York University, but you can't act

Absolutely

Please, try more

We call this cat Potts
Because of the marks on her feet

And because she likes to control
She specializes in spit

And the pointless love

We are all depressed, but sometimes coming
Doing what you can do is sufficient

This is Justice Catino

I don't want to start talking about how much he loves to drink beer

He lost control

This is Feline Una Abel

She is waiting 10 years to release an album

I mean stool album

What do you mean, you think you are pregnant?
How is that possible?

Don't mention it during the announcement, please

This (Alan) does not put the muzzle because of the virus

Rather puts it because his teeth are ugly

This cat is donated by the organs
But according to the amount of alcohol you drink

No one will want that liver

What do you mean you don't want anyone to adopt you?
Do you want to stay here with me?

This was not part of the agreement
I'm sorry

Visit our website today

We now connect to the sidewalks

Order one cat
We will leave 10 or 15 cats on your balcony

Except for this maybe

(Wickers WR)

I would like another drink

Yes, me too, to have a drink

Be yourself
This is how I always felt

I like to come sometimes
I would like to prepare food for you

"There is someone inside" -
Okay -

Hi man -
Hello -

Yeah, no, Curry, I'll let you know
Rob

What news, man?

Hello man, not much

Slow down, don't you remember me?

We met several times -
No, I know -

How are you doing?

You don't really recognize me -
Yes -

what is my name?

What? -
...What -

My name?

"It didn't happen to me."

"Presumably a friendly party."

"I am now forced to search my mind."

"I was not asked to say his name."

"How bold and confident he is."

"You can't have a friend like this."

"I look at him for a tip"

"Maybe he will introduce himself to me again."

But he's not that guy. "
Rather, he wants to teach me a lesson

"It is funny to make me feel of what I am" -
"My little one" -

"He really thinks he made a big impression"

And that everyone knows his face

"Yes, put me in an embarrassing situation."

"She puts me in an embarrassing situation and this is repugnant."
"This is reprehensible."

"I don't think you did."

"Put me in an embarrassing situation"

"Put me in an embarrassing situation, and that's a strange feeling"

"A strange feeling that you did it"

I do not know his name"
But it is too late to confess

I guess I have to guess.

...Is your name

Tommy?
What? -

Tommy?

Yes, I was shot

"Yes, I can't believe I was right guessing." -
"Yes" -

I was shot -
"We will have a good time tonight" -

Now my only problem is "
"I started to disappear

Listen, it seems like you're starting to fade.

Yes, this ... is not what I expected to end with
This concert

Can you tell Katie
That I had a great time?

Yes, no problem with that -
I hope he doesn't forget to tell Kitty.

"Melissa 'appointment is important."
"Wow, I had a great time." -

Well, it's late

good night

Unless you want to enter a little

You want?

Gorgeous

Way forward

can I get you anything else?

Sorry, I don't have a cigar

I will add it to the shopping list

Do you like movies?

Me too, okay
Mention your favorite movie when I return to 3

ready? 1, 2, 3

(Flaubert)

I would have said (American History X)
I swear to you

why are you looking at me like that?

I look at you only because you look at me

Stop, I'm not the most beautiful girl
(in the United States

Well, I guess I am

Your tongue is small

What?

Your scars do not bother me

I think it is wonderful that a wolf attacked you

Wait, before we move any further
There is something you should know

You don't have to be gentle with me

Good morning, long handsome

Last night was crazy

I'm back right away, don't leave your place

What is that?

Did you pay my toilet?

Gosh! Get out of my house, weirdo

And cut your toenails, my legs have wounds

Mehlis, how skillful you are to choose them!

"The end"

I recently found a bunch of my journal
Old real

It is a good window into our past
So I thought to see what was inside

Eddy's real journals.

The first is my real diary
I am in the second grade

I hope you "get my new school"

With a sad face and tears

This is a traditional idiot trying to express her feeling
And worried about itself

But she is also unable to write or read

Let's see, what else is here?

Look at this

It looks like shit flying over the ocean

This is a cover of the nineties
It has pictures of iguana

There is a key chain with a cool nail file
Fast to use connected to it

In case I wanted to be wonderful
I drive the car

This is always the case, of course

Throughout history
Many journalists have become

A record of time and tribulation

What are these notes? What is this diary?
There is always a list of great things

"cool stuff" -
Things like Tamagotchi games.

Kuchling's dolls, televisions.

"Longing, or shopping, rather."

Thus, there is an emphasis on being consumed

But there is also Rosie O'Donnell
Which page was allocated alone

She wrote that she is my idol in the summer

And at the bottom of the page
I made sure that if there were any questions

To answer her with, "Okay

School, my birthday, boys

At this point, I was 9 years old

What do girls like 9 years old love?
Horses

No, the pop stars
No, the answer is turtles

Okay? And I used to love turtles very much

But not enough to learn
How to write a word

So I was writing a lot

Sahfal, Slafih, Falahs, Sahaliev

But at the bottom of the page here
I wrote an important note

It is written in a speech bubble
Not issued by anyone

"But I will not eat it."

So do not think that I would have eaten a turtle

I still write a lot

From the age of 14 to 28
They all talk about how excited and sad I am

When will we be able to leave our homes?

I cannot continue seeing the past

And I have nothing inside of this
He talks about the future

I'm not so good -
Help me, help me. "-

Help me, help me!

I am fine and I hope to see you soon

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Translated by Captivate Arabia
"Ammaan Jordan