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My parents' love story
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began on
the seventh night of Hanukkah,
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in 1986,
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at a Jewish singles' mixer.
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* Moving forwards... *
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My mom was the DJ
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and an absolute smoke-show.
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That's my dad
in the Clark Kent glasses.
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Luckily, she had a thing
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for guys with glasses
and strong math skills.
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* ...I saw the world *
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* Crashing
all around your face... *
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I brought you some latkes!
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What?
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You look hungry!
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Here!
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No applesauce?
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* ...I'll stop the world
and melt with you *
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* You've seen
the difference... *
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Dad spent
the rest of the night
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in the DJ booth,
holding his own.
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Legend has it
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they stayed up all night,
talking,
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and walked across
the Brooklyn Bridge,
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and just as the sun
was coming up,
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they found themselves
at Goldberg's Bakery,
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sharing a jelly donut.
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The economist and the DJ?
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Iconic!
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And a lot to live up to,
if you're their kid.
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So much has changed
since the night my parents met.
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Thank God for Goldberg's--
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unchanged,
and more popular than ever.
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Every year, on the seventh night
of Hanukkah,
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my parents throw a party
to commemorate their meet-cute,
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complete with Goldberg's
famoussufganiyot.
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That's where I come in.
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See, I live in Brooklyn,
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which makes it my job to bring
jelly donuts to New Jersey,
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and it's a responsibility
that I take very seriously...
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-...when I'm not oversleeping.
-Hello?
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Rachel? Honey?
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Are you still asleep?
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It's nearly 10 a.m.!
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Oh, no. No!
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I fell asleep
while I was editing.
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I must've
slept through my alarm.
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Well, then,
it's a good thing
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I called
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to wish my special girl
a happy seventh night
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of Hanukkah.
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Yes. Thank you, Mom.
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Oh! And to remind you,
for the party tonight,
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that Goldberg's
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is cash-only
and they close at--
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...Closes at 2:00.
Yes, it is on my list.
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Well, the order
is under "Landau".
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Two dozen strawberry,
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-one lemon. Oh, and, honey--
-Yes.
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...Don't forget
to bring yourself.
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Please don't start the latkes
without us.
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Would not dare!
Mwah-mwah!
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Happy Hanukkah.
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Chag Sameach.
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Looks like somebody
is going to a Hanukkah party.
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Wrapping paper's
a dead giveaway.
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Okay, yeah.
Heading home to New Jersey.
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-Oh, how nice!
-Yeah, yeah.
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Somebody's running late.
Boyfriend? Girlfriend?
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I'm hip to that!
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Oh, yeah. Boyfriend.
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He should be here any second.
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It's a big step,
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taking someone home
for Hanukkah.
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I can see
why you'd be nervous.
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I'm not nervous.
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No, my family's
gonna love Adam.
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He's a professor
at Columbia, so.
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-Impressive!
-Big school.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, well.
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Does he own a watch?
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Okay. And...
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Ha, ha, ha. So.
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Uh... hi!
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I'm at Goldberg's.
Where are you?
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Bad news.
I'm not gonna make it.
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What? Why?
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I caught an airport cold
in San Diego.
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I, uh... I don't think
you want anything
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to do with this.
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It's the seventh night.
I need you there.
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"Need me there"?
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* Four calling birds
Three French hens... *
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You know,
so you can be the frontman--
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tackle the tough questions
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while I sit in the corner
and eat kugel.
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-* ...In a pear tree *
-Okay.
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He's gotta be there.
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No, honestly. Um...
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It's just the last one
at the house.
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I was hoping
to share it with you.
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I get it,
but I don't want
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to pass along this virus like
some Hanukkah superspreader.
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-* ...Eighth day of Christmas *
-Right. Right, yeah.
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I mean, if you're sick.
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Um...
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Okay, yeah, just--
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* Five shiny rings... *
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-Okay, well, I've got to go.
-* That rhymes with bling *
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-I'll talk to you later.
-Okay. Okay.
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It's off.
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Order for Landau, please?
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Something came up?
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My neighbor's nephew
might be free.
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Great.
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Thank you.
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* Hanukkah
is my favorite time of year *
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* Just because I'm Jewish *
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* Don't mean I can't
spread some holiday cheer *
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* Light up that menorah *
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* And serve me up
Some more-a *
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* That latke
And watch it disappear *
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-Happy Hanukkah!
-* Hanukkah *
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* Is my favorite holiday *
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Oh! That was close.
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* I'll break out
the dreidel game *
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* And we can spin
the day away-- *
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Oh!
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Oh, man! I am really sorry.
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No! No, no!
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-Ah!
-It's okay!
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I got it. Look, here.
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No! No, no, no!
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This one's still good.
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It is covered in dirt.
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No, it's just--
It's just a little--
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It's caked in dirt!
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It's a little trail spice,
that's all.
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-What is "trail spice"?
-Yeah, trail spice--
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you know, it's like when
you're hiking and you--
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you drop your apple,
and then--
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No. No, I don't know.
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...You just pick it up
and you dust 'em off--
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-Don't do that. No.
-Mm, mm. Mm.
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Okay. Okay, well, I'm not
feeding my mother dust, so.
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-You know what?
-No! Ah!
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I'm so sorry.
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There's a Donut Universe
on the upper level.
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A "Donut Universe"?
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I've got a train to catch.
I'm so sorry.
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Sir. No.
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No. Uh...
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Sir!
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You dropped your...
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What is this here?
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Guy!
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Hello!
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Where is she...
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Where is she?
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Oh!
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There she is!
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My fancy
publishing/editor baby!
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Yeah. "Assistant publisher,"
Dad, but thank you.
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Okay. Let me see.
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Ahem.
"I love you... a latke."
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Hilarious, right?
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-I have some notes.
-Notes?
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Auntie Rachel!
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-We're making latkes.
-Okay, that's amazing,
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but you know what I like
more than latkes?
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My cute little...
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nephew!
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-Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
-Aw!
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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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Hey, you guys
started without me?
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-Mm-hmm.
-But...
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I always drop the first latke
in the pan,
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and then you grate,
a-and Dad burns himself,
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-and that's how we always do it.
-I'm sorry, kiddo.
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The honor goes to the youngest,
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and Noah is now old enough
to help me with the fryer.
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-Oh...
-So...
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you're gonna have to find
another way to leave here
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smelling like
some oil and onions.
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Yeah, what was the deal anyway?
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Train delayed?
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Oh, worse.
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Some... jerk
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bumped into me
at the train station.
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The sufganiyotwent everywhere.
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-Completely destroyed.
-No!
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Yeah. I feel awful.
It's terrible.
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You know what?
We're here together,
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and that's what's important.
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Except, um,
where is this, uh... Adam?
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Oh, uh, he is not coming.
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He has an airport cold.
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What's an airport cold?
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It's when you're afraid to meet
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your girlfriend's
extended family.
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Oh.
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Again with the light?
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I'll get my toolbox.
It's probably just a loose wire.
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I mean, do you know how many
so-called professionals
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that we have paid
to fix that light,
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only to have it break
the next day?
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I think it adds to its charm.
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This house is perfect.
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Oh, well, wait until
you see the new condo.
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It's got a pickleball court,
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-and an indoor pool--
-But most importantly,
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it's got a steamroom,
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so your mom and I
can have a shvitz.
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-Dad.
-Stan, I do not shvitz.
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I glow.
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Hmm?
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-You do glow.
-I do.
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She's right.
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Shh!
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Shut the door!
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What are you doing in here?
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I have ten minutes left
in my podcast,
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and so help me,
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I'm gonna find out
who killed the prom queen.
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Mm. Okay.
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What's all that?
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Uh, it's an unwelcome
Hanukkah gift
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from the boss lady.
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Yeah. She put
five manuscripts on my desk
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before she went to Vail.
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I know. I don't know.
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Somehow, I thought I'd be
writing the novels,
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not marking them in red ink.
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Oh, speaking of
marking in red ink--
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where's the Professor?
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Uh, he has a name.
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Oh, oh. I know. Pfft.
I got the email.
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Ahem.
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"Adam Singerman, 34--"
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No! No!
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"...Assistant biology professor
at Columbia University--"
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No!
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"...Research topics
include pheromones--"
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-Stop.
-"...The chemicals
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that regulate attraction
in species."
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She sent this to everybody?
What is Mom thinking?
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Why are there
so many Minion GIFs?
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Leave her alone.
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And of course!
You invited him home
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for the seventh night
of Hanukkah--
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...The night our parents met,
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the night
I proposed to Bex?
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Okay, well, we're nowhere
near that yet.
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Uh-huh.
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And he's not coming.
He's sick.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.
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Are you?
Are you sorry to hear that?
262
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,326
Mm. He just...
263
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,912
takes up a lot of space.
264
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,832
Yeah. That's part of
why I wanted him here.
265
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,667
You know,
he's so captivating.
266
00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,961
Um, I wish I was
more like that.
267
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,045
Are you kidding?
268
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,296
This is the room
269
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,673
where you had us all
on the edge of our seats,
270
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,591
story after story.
271
00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,553
I don't really recognize
that person anymore.
272
00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,681
No wonder you're having
such a hard time
273
00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,182
with them
selling the house.
274
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,392
What do you mean?
275
00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,602
- Uh...
- Shoshana!
276
00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,272
I'd better go see
what Noah's gotten himself into.
277
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,523
Okay.
278
00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,483
You got this.
279
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,360
You're nailing it.
Look at you.
280
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,695
- Mm-hmm.
- You are woman!
281
00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,071
-Yeah, this feels really good.
-Hear you roar!
282
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,365
Maybe shorter shoes
next time.
283
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,825
Beanbags should be illegal!
284
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,868
- Yeah.
- Shoshana!
285
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,536
- Love you.
- Yeah. Love you.
286
00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,957
Down. We want a central swoop.
287
00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:01,875
Down. Perfect.
288
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,210
Perfect.
289
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,879
-Hi.
-Hi.
290
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,340
Rach, um, the boxes
from your room,
291
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,841
they're going home
with you tomorrow,
292
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,885
because you need to start
storing your own garbagio.
293
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:12,844
Great.
294
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,431
Oh, yikes!
295
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,808
Those dreidel lights
have seen better days.
296
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,101
No!
297
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,145
No, they gotta be, what...
30 years old by now?
298
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,230
Well, that makes both of us,
but we're spry.
299
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,066
Spry-ish. Ow.
300
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,485
Yeah.
301
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,153
These beauties
won't be making the transition
302
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,821
to our place next year, huh?
303
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,323
You're hosting Hanukkah
next year?
304
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,328
Um...
305
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,121
uh, so, Mom and I talked,
306
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,581
and, pfft, I mean,
307
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,416
it just--
you know, it makes sense!
308
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,835
'Cause, you know,
we have a lot more space,
309
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,254
and, um, their condo
is kind of teeny-tiny, so...
310
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,255
Girls!
311
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,757
Why didn't anybody tell me?
312
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,301
-I-- We were going to.
-Why didn't they tell me?
313
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,970
Girls!
* I found it! *
314
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,097
Ha, ha!
315
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,432
The Hanukkah mix tape.
316
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,476
Noah, baby. Come here.
317
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,103
-Do you see this?
-Ahem.
318
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:06,773
It's a... cassette,
319
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,692
and all the songs
are recorded right here,
320
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,485
on this tape.
321
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,404
Hey, hey, hey...
322
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,988
Come on now!
323
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,866
Let's get this party started!
324
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,452
Okay.
325
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,745
And... Noah...
326
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,372
come here. Ready?
327
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,623
Want to press that one?
328
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,042
Great! You did it!
Good job, buddy.
329
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,128
Excuse me.
330
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,130
Yes?
331
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,840
May I have this dance?
332
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,010
Of course.
333
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,477
* Okay, my angel delight *
334
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,564
* Close your eyes *
335
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:52,152
* Put on the light
I want to look at you *
336
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,446
* Yeah, yeah... *
337
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,077
* Baby, baby
It's all too much... *
338
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,371
Uncle Harvey!
339
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,041
-If it isn't Rachel Landau!
-Hi!
340
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,001
So where is
this new boyfriend of yours?
341
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,044
Oh--
342
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,378
I hear
he's the "Boss of Biology",
343
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,213
the "Pharaoh of Pheromones".
344
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,131
-Well, he, uh--
-Dad.
345
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,175
Dad, he's not coming, remember?
346
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,801
He didn't even read
the group chat.
347
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,886
-He was driving.
-The "group chat"?
348
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,429
-Wh-- about Adam?
-Stan!
349
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,555
Let's get this party started!
350
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,891
Tally-ho, everyone!
351
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,392
So sorry I'm late--
I saw the group chat,
352
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,269
so I stopped for doughnuts.
353
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,104
Spelled with a d-o-u-g-h,
I should add--
354
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,606
King's English,
from across the pond.
355
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,774
-Anyway--
-Right.
356
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,233
There's this adorable bakery
357
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,777
just around the corner
from my friend's loft in Dumbo,
358
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,279
and I snapped up
the last of their jellies,
359
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,697
so, crisis averted.
360
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,450
You're a... life-saver.
361
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,035
Oh, it's the least I could do
362
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,079
especially since
Adam's a no-show.
363
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,373
I was so looking forward
to having a chin-wag with him.
364
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,874
A what?
365
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,043
But you and I should
absolutely talk shop.
366
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,503
Weren't you working
for your friend, uh,
367
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,171
who runs a-a blog, or--
368
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,048
Well, it's a, like,
a massive publishing house,
369
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,675
actually,
and I'm the assistant editor.
370
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,842
At our lit agency,
371
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,552
we avoid familiarizing ourselves
372
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,137
with pub houses
in the New World--
373
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,514
don't want the crudeness
to rub off.
374
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,723
Right. 'Cause you moved
to London three years ago?
375
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,100
Oh. Would you hang it up,
won't you?
376
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018
It's alpaca.
377
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,896
Is it?
378
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,902
-Rachel, sweetheart.
-Hi.
379
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,530
I have someone
I want you to meet.
380
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,489
Grandma Rosie, I--
381
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,741
Hear me out!
His name is Zach.
382
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,451
-"Zach".
-And he's a painter,
383
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,246
and he is very creative.
384
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,040
He has the most beautiful hands.
385
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,084
He's like a young Caravaggio.
386
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,460
Yeah?
387
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,461
Okay, well, hey, I believe
that all of that is true,
388
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,587
but I'm dating somebody.
389
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,755
Since when
390
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,298
is comparison-shopping
against the law?
391
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,299
Grandma Rosie!
392
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,093
The young man
393
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,762
who is about to walk
through that door...
394
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,306
could very well be
your soul mate.
395
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,433
Soul mate? Okay.
396
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,475
If not...
397
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,435
six months of an adventure.
398
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,108
You.
399
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,568
You?
400
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,362
I take it
you've met before?
401
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,447
Yeah. He's the reason
402
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,324
we don't have
Goldberg's sufganiyot.
403
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,035
You really should
watch where you're going.
404
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,161
It was a zoo down there!
405
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,955
I was busting my a--
my tuchus--
406
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,290
to get the train
to Montclair.
407
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,499
Well...
408
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,376
you dropped your little...
thing.
409
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,295
Wow! These are
my Dungeons and Dragons dice.
410
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,339
Oh. Cool.
411
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,008
They're limited-edition
dodecahedron dice,
412
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,552
gifted to me by
an OG level-20 arch-Druid.
413
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,970
He also gave me
this vintage case.
414
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:28,767
Anyway, um...
I'm going to go for a lap.
415
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,560
Thanks for the ride, Zach.
416
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,519
What?
417
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,854
He drove you?
418
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,230
Why did he drive you?
Grandma?
419
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,358
Wow.
420
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,984
Donut Universe, huh?
421
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,652
They really upped their game.
422
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,653
-Mm-hmm.
-Is that raspberry?
423
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,239
Yeah. They're for later, so.
424
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,991
Ahem.
425
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,451
A-Are you from--
-She didn't--
426
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,328
-No. You.
-I'm sorry.
427
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,663
Okay, no. I was just--
how do you know my grandma?
428
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,415
Oh, I teach art
at Cedar Hill Terrace.
429
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,833
Oh.
430
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,585
...When I'm not bumping
into total strangers.
431
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,005
You're gonna hold that
over me forever, aren't you?
432
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,007
I don't think there's gonna
be a "forever" for us, so.
433
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,008
And, well...
434
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,593
-my boyfriend's--
-Oh.
435
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,512
...So, I gotta take this.
436
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,058
Hey, hey.
Are you feeling better?
437
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,059
Adam?
438
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,769
Hello?
439
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,895
Adam, can you--
440
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,774
Okay.
441
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,740
Hey, check it out.
442
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,201
Cynthia's humble-bragging again.
443
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,370
You can tell by the way
she flicks her nails.
444
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,914
Hey, hey. I gotta
give her credit for that.
445
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,749
She is not afraid
to show the world who she is.
446
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,001
All right.
447
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,210
Can I have everybody's
attention, please?
448
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,294
Whoo!
449
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,422
Yeah, well, yeah,
thank you for that.
450
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,467
Um, I just want to thank
everybody for being here
451
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,054
to help Joanna and me
celebrate our 36th anniversary
452
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,264
of the first night we met.
453
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,307
The night
the DJ saved your life!
454
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,893
That's nice. Thank you
very much for that, Harvey.
455
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,562
18 is a lucky number in Judaism.
456
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,065
It means "chai", or "life".
457
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,817
I'm mansplaining. I--
458
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,320
On this,
our double chaianniversary...
459
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,490
I cannot express
460
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,075
how lucky I am
461
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,953
to be married
to my soul mate.
462
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,541
True love
is so difficult to come by.
463
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,876
Yeah.
464
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,294
Shoshana...
465
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,755
we're so happy you found it
with Bex.
466
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,256
And who knows?
467
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,966
Maybe this is the year
that Rachel finds her soul mate.
468
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,885
Dad, can we light
the candles?
469
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,219
Yep, and that's my cue
to wrap things up.
470
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,347
Okay, so, everybody,
thank you for coming!
471
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,807
Let's now
all gather around the candles
472
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,392
and do the thing
that's most important.
473
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,062
Yes! Thank you!
474
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:41,483
V-tzivanu l'hadlik
ner shel Hanukkah.
475
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,785
What's that?
476
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,370
Look! Slime!
477
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,121
I love slime!
478
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,456
How do you compete with slime?
479
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,084
Happy Hanukkah.
480
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,460
Go on. Open it.
481
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,628
Really?
482
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,796
I've been waiting
483
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,589
for the right moment
to give it to you.
484
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,840
Okay.
485
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,842
It's been in our family
for generations.
486
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:08,968
Yeah.
487
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,388
Grandma, it's beautiful.
488
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,306
It's an antique...
489
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,808
like yours truly!
490
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,603
My Tanta Sophie used to say,
491
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,815
"It brings light into the lives
of those who spin it."
492
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,150
She'd also say--
493
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,652
"Don't eat
the day-old gefilte."
494
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,698
Oh, there's wisdom in both.
495
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,658
Well, I love it.
Thank you.
496
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,326
Mm-hmm.
497
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,579
Oh.
Easy on the merchandise.
498
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,706
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
499
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,671
Looks great, sweetie.
500
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,923
Mm-hmm.
501
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,175
Hey. Can I sub in?
502
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,469
Oh, no. I'm on a roll.
Oh, by the way--
503
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,303
I like that Zach.
504
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,763
He's good with kids, too.
505
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,723
-Dad, please.
-You be quiet.
506
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,017
So, Cuz.
507
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,226
Where's Adam, really?
508
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,936
I'm not buying
the "home sick" excuse.
509
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,187
Yeah, well, if I was you,
510
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,148
I'd worry a little bit less
about my life
511
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,357
and a little bit more
about your dreidel game.
512
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,860
Oh, I see. Trying to get
inside my head, huh?
513
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,028
Not gonna work.
514
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,446
-Okay.
-Oh, Zach.
515
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,405
Yes?
516
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,865
Big dreidel game.
You want in?
517
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,366
Yeah, that sounds fun. Sure.
518
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,326
-Let's do it.
-Hey. Psst. Hey.
519
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,120
-Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-What is happening?
520
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,163
Uh, you don't want to play
the cousin game.
521
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,372
You're gonna lose your shirt.
522
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,665
-Oh.
-Yep.
523
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,084
I'm a level-14
Wood Elf Ranger, so.
524
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,502
Of course you are.
525
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212
I think I can handle
a little game of dreidel.
526
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,424
Yeah?
With your little... s-sword?
527
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,218
Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin!
Shin! Shin! Shin!
528
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,970
Shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-shin!
529
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,221
Shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-
shin-shin-shin-shin!
530
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,015
Ah!
531
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,392
Pay up, Jasper Johns!
532
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,436
And I'm out.
533
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,937
Hey! Rachel!
534
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,314
We need another player.
535
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,649
Uh, yeah.
I'm more of a bench-warmer.
536
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,777
-Afraid you're gonna lose?
-Oh, Josh, leave her alone.
537
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,195
Yeah, Josh. She's had
a hard enough night as it is,
538
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,488
with her boyfriend
bailing on her
539
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,698
-at the last minute.
-He didn't bail on me!
540
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,075
He's sick, so. He's sick.
541
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,493
You realize
542
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,787
there's no such thing
as an "airport cold," right?
543
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,165
You got this, kid.
544
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,417
It's your moment to shine.
545
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,460
Destroy him!
546
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,336
All right.
547
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,213
We're waiting.
548
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,512
Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin!
Shin! Shin! Shin!
549
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,263
Shin-shin-shin-shin!
550
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,642
Shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-
shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-shin!
551
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,935
-Shin-shin-shin--
-Fire.
552
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,353
Shin-shin-shin-shin!
553
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,146
Yeah, you're on fire.
We get it.
554
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:25,939
No, no, no!
The curtains are on fire!
555
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,107
Oh!
556
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,109
Oh!
557
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,404
Okay!
558
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,782
Oh, thank you, boys.
559
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,575
Do you know what started it?
560
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577
From what we can tell,
there was a frayed cord
561
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,413
-on your twinkle lights.
-Oh, the dreidel lights?
562
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,125
Yeah. It's a good thing
nobody got hurt.
563
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,793
Thank you.
564
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,753
The closing on Tuesday...
565
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:50,964
We'll have to postpone.
566
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,841
Or you could reconsider.
567
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,512
I'll text the realtor.
568
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,351
I'm kidding!
569
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,438
Let's get some sleep. Mm?
570
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,981
One more night--
571
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,607
Don't say that.
572
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,359
...In your old room.
573
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,161
Hello?
574
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,246
Rachel, honey. You're asleep?
575
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,956
Yeah.
I'll be right downstairs.
576
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,624
What? Oh! No.
577
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,168
No, no, no, no.
578
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,253
I was just calling
to wish my special girl
579
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,505
a happy seventh night
of Hanukkah.
580
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,632
And to remind you,
for the party tonight,
581
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,136
that Goldberg's
closes at 2:00 p.m. sharp.
582
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,846
I'm sorry.
What day is it?
583
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,556
December 13th.
584
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,392
What are you doing
still in bed?
585
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,935
It's nearly 10:00.
586
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,688
I'm sorry. I overslept.
I am having the craziest dream.
587
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,357
I'm sorry.
588
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,441
Tonight is the seventh night
of Hanukkah?
589
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,317
Yes.
590
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,693
The order is under "Landau".
591
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,570
Two dozen strawberry,
592
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,364
one lemon.
593
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,622
Chag Sameach!
594
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,334
Looks like somebody
is going to a Hanukkah party.
595
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,169
Have we met before?
596
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,504
I feel like we've met.
597
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,880
Probably just my face.
598
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,633
I've been told I look like
a young Barbra Streisand.
599
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,051
Yeah, maybe.
600
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,178
Sorry, just have to pick up.
601
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,096
My boyfriend.
602
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,514
Anyways.
603
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,308
Hi. I am having
the strangest day.
604
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,935
You and me both! Ugh!
605
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,187
I ordered an oat milk cortado
this morning,
606
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,438
and the barista made it with--
607
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,023
get this--
soy milk!
608
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,733
What is this, 1995?
609
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,026
'95, yeah.
Uh, are you almost here?
610
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,986
Uh, you know, uh,
611
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,530
I'm afraid I've come down
612
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,614
with an airport cold.
613
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,366
It might even be the flu.
614
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,867
I think
I'm gonna just head home.
615
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,702
* Four calling birds *
616
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,203
* Three French hens *
617
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,538
-Okay, um...
-* Two turtle doves... *
618
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,708
You're not just saying that
to, I don't know,
619
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,917
get out of
coming home with me?
620
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,168
If anything,
621
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,087
I just don't want to give
your family a virus,
622
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,172
like some Hanukkah
superspreader.
623
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,341
Okay. I swear we've had
this conversation before.
624
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,010
Sorry, man, no change.
625
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,594
Um, I'll call you later.
626
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:02,554
-Okay, b--
-Hi.
627
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,139
Order for Landau, please?
628
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,890
Oh...
629
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,018
can you throw some extra tape
on those boxes, please?
630
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,561
Thank you.
631
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,690
* Hanukkah is my favorite
time of year *
632
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,191
* Just because I'm Jewish *
633
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,944
* Don't mean I can't spread
some holiday cheer *
634
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,154
* Light up that menorah *
635
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,489
* Serve me up some more-a *
636
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,409
* That latke
and watch it disappear *
637
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,618
Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry.
Uh, big fan.
638
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,537
Uh, just a quick question.
639
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,414
Do you know any other songs,
or is it just this one?
640
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,666
Sorry, ma'am.
No requests.
641
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,418
-* Spend the day away *
-"Ma'am"?
642
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,711
You called me "ma'am"?
643
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,588
* We don't need
no Christmas lights *
644
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,006
* We all got
All them crazy nights *
645
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,799
* Yeah, Hanukkah is what--
646
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,343
* We cel-e-brate *
647
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,803
Oh!
648
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,932
-I'm so sorry.
-Oh, my gosh.
649
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,268
It's... It's you.
650
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,311
This one's still edible!
651
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,771
No, it's not.
652
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,189
Okay.
653
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:56,983
There's a...
654
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,651
Donut Universe--
655
00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,944
-Yeah, I know.
-...On the upper level.
656
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,321
I got a train to catch.
657
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,781
Okay. Hey.
658
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,282
Are you seriously going
to leave me here alone again
659
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,533
with your...
660
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,869
...nerd box?
661
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,081
What is happening?
662
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:15,877
Oh!
663
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,295
Oh...
664
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,547
There she is!
665
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:22,175
My fancy
publishing/editor baby.
666
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,551
Mm.
667
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,969
We were starting to think
you missed your train!
668
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,970
But you know what?
669
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,597
It's okay, because...
670
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,598
"I love you a latke."
671
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,974
Dad, it's bad.
672
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:30,934
-No--
-It's so bad--
673
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,477
Listen, I love you, Rach,
674
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,480
like Snoop Dogg loves
"Dr. Dreidel".
675
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,316
He is still
workshopping that one.
676
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,485
No, I know. I--
What's wrong with me?
677
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,611
-I'm so sorry.
-Yeah, that's all right.
678
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,321
Where's Adam?
679
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,989
Uh, he is not coming.
680
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,241
He's sick.
681
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,659
Something viral.
Probably contagious.
682
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,744
You can go ahead
and put that in group chat.
683
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,955
Okay. Uh, hey, Ma...?
684
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,874
Where do we keep
the fire extinguisher?
685
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,251
Under the sink.
686
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,168
Oh, the sink!
687
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,336
Okay.
688
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,005
I read something somewhere
689
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,423
that you should probably
keep the fire extinguisher
690
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,799
in the living room,
691
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,802
so this is gonna be
under the bluecouch.
692
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,345
Okay? Just so we're all clear.
693
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,513
Wait, wait, wait!
694
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,223
Are-- Aren't you
forgetting something?
695
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,308
The sufganiyot?
696
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,977
Right. Um, bad news.
697
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:16,271
Some jerk ran into me
at the train station.
698
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,689
Jelly donuts
completely destroyed.
699
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:18,773
No.
700
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,066
Probably should've
led with that.
701
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:23,987
Shoshana,
I know you're in here.
702
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,071
Can we talk?
703
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,449
I got 10 minutes left
in my podcast.
704
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,533
Can it wait?
705
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,868
I could really use your help.
706
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,703
Okay, yeah, sure.
Of course.
707
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,622
Okay. So this is gonna sound...
708
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,708
a little out there,
but, um...
709
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,377
I am living the exact same day
as yesterday--
710
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,379
like, same order of events.
711
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,381
Oh! You and me both.
712
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,841
I mean, ever since
Noah was born,
713
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,843
my life has been
a never-ending cycle
714
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,887
of snot noses
and neediness.
715
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,263
Nope. It's not quite like that.
716
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,890
I am never gonna find out
who killed the prom queen.
717
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,558
That.
718
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,226
You said that yesterday
about the podcast.
719
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,394
-Hmm?
-Exact same thing.
720
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,645
Oh, uh...
721
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,730
- That!
- Shoshana!
722
00:23:58,772 --> 00:23:59,898
I'd better go find out
what Noah--
723
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:00,982
It happened yesterday
and you said that!
724
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,233
-Okay.
-You said that exact same thing.
725
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,985
And then you walk away,
726
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,028
and you waddle with your heels,
and you say something snarky--
727
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,446
- Shoshana!
- Stop. No. Okay.
728
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:07,572
Argh!
729
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,532
Let's get this party started!
730
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,330
Okay, okay, okay.
731
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,832
You hanging in there?
732
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,501
I hear you're having a day.
733
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,086
Yeah.
Uh, I'm either psychic,
734
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,088
or I'm having
the longest déjà vu ever.
735
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,216
Cynthia's about to walk
through that door--
736
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,509
Madonna accent and all--
737
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,594
with a box from a bakery
called "Tarte and Soul".
738
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,596
Tally-ho, everybody!
739
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,598
You're like
Nicolas Cage from Next.
740
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,266
You could have
your own 1-900 number.
741
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,976
Bex, I am serious.
742
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,812
I'm living the same day
over again.
743
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:41,523
Hi, lady!
Get over here!
744
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,692
The two of us must
just have a chin-wag!
745
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:46,361
This can't be happening.
746
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,030
* Do you know
what time it is? *
747
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,868
* Dance to the music *
748
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,787
* Round and round
and round we go *
749
00:24:55,829 --> 00:24:58,707
* Dance to the music *
750
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:04,421
Rachel, honey...
751
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,048
...put down the donut.
752
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,800
Let me guess. There's someone
you want me to meet?
753
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,301
What's with the attitude?
754
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,762
Sorry. Um, you were saying?
755
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:16,766
Well, uh, his name is Zach,
and he's a painter,
756
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:20,311
and he is very creative.
757
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,939
He has
the most beautiful hands.
758
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:24,941
He's like a young Caravaggio.
759
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:29,988
You?
760
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,489
-Hi.
-Oh!
761
00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,242
So you two have met before?
762
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,618
Mm-hmm. Funny story.
763
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,662
We bumped into each other
at the train station.
764
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,498
Yeah, actually,
she's being polite.
765
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,541
It's my fault.
766
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,418
I was rushing
to catch the train,
767
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,794
and then we slammed
into each other,
768
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,838
and powdered donuts
flew everywhere.
769
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,424
Yep, and he ran off
and forgot this.
770
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,884
-My dice protector.
-Yeah.
771
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:51,968
Nice.
772
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,388
So you left her there,
all alone?
773
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,389
Yeah. He had to come
pick you up.
774
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,558
How did you know that?
775
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,727
Um...
776
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:03,772
the, uh... train.
777
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,190
Train to Montclair,
you two arrive together?
778
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,358
Math.
779
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,525
Uh, so that's how we met.
780
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,320
It sounds like
a nice meet-cute.
781
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,529
Grandma.
782
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:12,822
I'm seeing someone.
783
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:14,616
Oh, it's funny...
784
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,243
I, uh, just don't seem
to see anyone.
785
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:22,957
I'll, uh, just leave you two
to get better acquainted.
786
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,125
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
787
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,628
Oh.
788
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:29,255
Looks like Donut Universe
really upped their game, huh?
789
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:30,674
Yeah. So, you play
Dungeons and Dragons, right?
790
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,800
Uh, yeah...
791
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:32,926
So you like science-fiction?
792
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,011
I'd say fantasy's
more my genre,
793
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,179
but I've been known
to dabble.
794
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,097
-Okay.
-Why?
795
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,391
So what
I'm about to say
796
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,475
is gonna sound insane--
797
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,976
Okay.
798
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,980
But, um, I'm fairly certain
I'm stuck in a time loop,
799
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,440
and we've met before.
800
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,152
You know, you could just ask me
if I'm single.
801
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,113
No, I'm not--
I'm not hitting on you.
802
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,406
It's like, um--
803
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,699
it's like
I'm in Palm Springs.
804
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:56,783
On vacation?
805
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:58,785
No. The Tom Cruise movie?
806
00:26:58,827 --> 00:26:59,744
Where I'm living and dying
and repeating.
807
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,079
Maverick?
808
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,580
My day is repeating.
809
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:03,915
Groundhog Day!
810
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,375
It's like Groundhog Day.
811
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,543
I'm in Groundhog Day.
812
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:07,585
-Okay.
-Yeah!
813
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,378
I think I can work with this.
814
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,462
Okay.
815
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:10,880
One question--
am I supposed
816
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,174
to play Andie MacDowell
or Bill Murray?
817
00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:14,759
No, no.
We are not role-playing.
818
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,219
This is real.
819
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,387
I keep organizing the donuts
the same way every day,
820
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,139
and my grandma keeps
trying to set us up.
821
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:22,392
Yeah, and in this time loop,
do we ever, like...
822
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,935
Like...?
823
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,104
Oh! No.
It's a Hanukkah party.
824
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,230
-No, of course.
-At a Hanukkah party,
825
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,231
we light candles
and eat lots of latkes.
826
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,858
I was going to say
"light candles".
827
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,359
My cousin's trying to loop you
into a game of dreidel.
828
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,236
Don't. You lose your dignity
and your shirt.
829
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,863
I don't think
I'm gonna lose my shirt.
830
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:35,989
No, you will.
831
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,240
And...
832
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,950
that's before
the living room sets on fire.
833
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:41,119
What?
834
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:41,995
But it's not gonna
to happen this time!
835
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,496
Mm-mm! I fixed the problem.
836
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,708
Look. The big, faulty wiring.
837
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,626
Okay? I fixed it.
838
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,711
Mark my words.
839
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,630
Tonight is gonna be smoke-free!
840
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,258
Well, the good news is,
841
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,926
we were able to contain
the fire to the kitchen.
842
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,386
Do you know what caused it?
843
00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:00,972
One of the overhead fixtures
had some faulty wiring.
844
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,474
Oh.
845
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,934
Thank you!
846
00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,611
Stan? Uh...
847
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,363
Rachel?
848
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,822
Can I talk to you?
849
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,491
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
850
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,828
Okay.
851
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,121
Okay, I can see now
852
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:27,374
that you weren't
just hitting on me.
853
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,042
No. I'm not--
I'm not ever hitting on you.
854
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,251
There's no hitting on you.
855
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,504
This-- This is
an actual time loop, right?
856
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,923
-Yes! Yes.
-Yes. Right.
857
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,133
And how many times
have we met?
858
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,218
I don't know.
Like-- like, three?
859
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,427
-I keep losing track.
-Okay.
860
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:40,637
I need you to help me.
861
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:41,805
I have an idea.
862
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:42,806
Give me your phone.
863
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,307
All right.
864
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:45,850
This is great.
I'm gonna give you my number.
865
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,227
-Okay.
-Okay?
866
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,312
If you wake up tomorrow morning
in a time loop,
867
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,355
you just call me.
868
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:51,690
-Right. Um...
-Yeah?
869
00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:52,899
And you do realize,
870
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,150
when I wake up,
871
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,735
your number
won't be in my phone?
872
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,196
I'm realizing that now, yeah.
873
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,031
Exchanging phone numbers,
I see?
874
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,826
Oh, no. It's--
It's not like that.
875
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:05,370
Whatever you like, dear.
876
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:06,871
Huh.
877
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,707
I don't like it,
878
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,125
'cause that's not
what's happening.
879
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,043
So what is happening?
What is happening next, exactly?
880
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,461
-Get in the house!
-What, what, what? Then what?
881
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,927
* Hanukkah
is my favorite holiday *
882
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:23,054
* I'll break out
the dreidel game *
883
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:25,515
* And we can spin the day away *
884
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,183
* We don't need
no Christmas lights *
885
00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:29,352
* If we got
all them crazy nights *
886
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,104
* Yeah, Hanukkah
is what we celeb-- *
887
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,981
Okay. Look, lady.
I'm trying to work here.
888
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,399
Shh.
889
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,067
Look, that's your dance space!
890
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,694
This is my dance space.
891
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,904
Shh! Okay?
892
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,281
Oh! Oh, Zach!
893
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:42,699
Hey. Hey.
894
00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,370
* We got all them
crazy nights, yeah *
895
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,455
No!
896
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:50,206
* Hanukkah
is what we celebrate *
897
00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:53,251
Oh, this nerd
is trying to kill me.
898
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,045
-Hi? Hi, hi, hi.
-Hi.
899
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,588
Hi. Rachel.
900
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,298
-Okay. Hi. Do we--
-Hi.
901
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,258
I'm sorry.
Do we know each other?
902
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:04,220
Yeah. Um, this is gonna
sound strange, but...
903
00:30:04,262 --> 00:30:06,014
I'm stuck in a time loop,
904
00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,474
and you said
you could help me get out.
905
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:08,641
Role-playing?
906
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:09,726
-No.
-That's cool!
907
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:10,810
No, no, I "LARP"--
908
00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,020
-No.
-...So I get it--
909
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:12,896
No. What is it
with you and role-playing?
910
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:13,897
I have proof.
911
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:15,482
Missing something?
912
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,234
-Yeah.
-My Zayde gave me these.
913
00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:20,320
Your Zayde
is an "OG level-20 arch-druid"?
914
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:22,197
Learn something new every day.
915
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,032
How did you know that?
916
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,367
Oh, another thing.
917
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:26,743
You are wearing
black boxer briefs,
918
00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:28,119
purple waistband,
919
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,496
and a label that itches
a little bit too much.
920
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,165
But you told me to tell you
that as proof, right?
921
00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:33,083
Uh-huh.
922
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:33,958
-We going?
-Where--
923
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:34,834
-Come on!
-I'm going.
924
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,044
* Hanukkah *
925
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,424
But the thing is,
926
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,843
for the fire, this time,
it was caused by faulty wiring.
927
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:44,928
That's intriguing.
928
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,262
But, you know,
929
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:47,639
here's the thing
about those time-loop movies.
930
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:50,475
The main character
always has a big change
931
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,102
they need to make
in their lives.
932
00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:53,228
Okay, but the thing is,
933
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:54,646
my life
is actually going perfect,
934
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:55,939
and there's no notes,
and I can't think of anything.
935
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:58,441
-Oh--
-Rachel!
936
00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,026
-Oh, Grandma!
-What a lovely surprise.
937
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:00,944
Hi, Grandma.
938
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,445
-Oh!
-Mwah.
939
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,488
Oh.
940
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,031
Uh, I was gonna come
and pick you up,
941
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,408
and then I ran into Zach
at the train station.
942
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:08,827
Oh. What a happy coincidence.
943
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,286
Something like that.
944
00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:12,288
Now, if I could only
find my keys.
945
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,832
Oh, where could they be?
946
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,375
Oh.
947
00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:19,254
You know, you two
have so much in common.
948
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,172
Both creative types.
949
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,216
Oh, no. I'm in publishing.
I'm an editor.
950
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:24,384
No.
951
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,345
She happens
to be a fabulous writer.
952
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:29,472
I still have her writings
from college.
953
00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:31,141
Maybe, uh...
954
00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:32,851
you'll see them tomorrow,
955
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:36,479
after the unveiling of
the holiday art installation.
956
00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:37,647
Hard candy?
957
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,566
No. Sorry--
"holiday art installation"?
958
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:40,942
Yeah.
959
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:43,028
It's at the luncheon tomorrow.
We do it every year.
960
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,321
It's part of my art class
for the residents.
961
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,657
He used to organize
the event with his Zayde.
962
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:51,703
Maybe you'll show up this time.
963
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,331
So... do you still write?
964
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:57,250
Oh, uh, no. No.
I'm more in the business
965
00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,877
of making other people's dreams
come true.
966
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:01,963
Wow. You're a little young
to give up on your dreams.
967
00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:04,007
I mean, Zach here?
968
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:06,343
He's shootin' for the stars.
969
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:07,927
Ah, thank you, Rosie.
970
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,221
Well, he may be penniless,
but, uh--
971
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,265
I'm not penniless.
972
00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:13,850
Right. Right.
973
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:14,726
He's willing to take his shot.
974
00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,896
Look, no one says
975
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:22,275
that you have to make the world
revolve around you.
976
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:25,070
Just don't let anyone
get in the way of your shining.
977
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,030
Okay.
978
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:28,740
Okay. Thank you.
979
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,205
-There they are.
-Found 'em!
980
00:32:35,246 --> 00:32:36,414
Great.
981
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:37,707
The Cutlass Supreme.
982
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:39,376
Great.
983
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,420
Stay off the toll ways.
984
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:45,173
I have unresolved tickets.
985
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:48,718
There's this super-cute
artisanal bakery
986
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,638
right down the street
from my friend's loft in Dumbo.
987
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,432
It's called
"Tarte and Soul".
988
00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,226
I picked up
the last of their jellies,
989
00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:58,353
-and let me tell you--
-Hi.
990
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:01,064
...Their truffle oil drizzle
is sublime.
991
00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,274
Welcome. Welcome.
992
00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:05,527
Oh, Mom, uh,
this is Grandma's friend, Zach.
993
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,112
Pleasure to meet you,
Mrs. Landau.
994
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,405
Thank you for having me.
995
00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:11,157
Oh, well!
The more, the merrier.
996
00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:12,867
-Oh, good. Thank you.
-Mwah!
997
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,536
-Right. Okay.
-Mama.
998
00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:15,787
Come this way.
999
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,497
Hey, lady.
1000
00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,249
I'm sorry to hear about Adam.
1001
00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:21,126
Oh, I was so looking forward
to a--
1002
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,460
...Chin-wag?
Yeah.
1003
00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:26,673
- Huh.
- Rachel?
1004
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,508
Honey, these boxes
in your bedroom
1005
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:29,759
are going home
with you tomorrow.
1006
00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:31,344
For sure, Dad.
1007
00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:33,471
It is time for you to start
storing your own garbagio.
1008
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,935
Every single time!
He's obsessed with those boxes.
1009
00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:40,437
Well...
1010
00:33:40,478 --> 00:33:43,440
maybe there's a reason
he keeps bringing it up.
1011
00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:45,108
Could be a clue inside.
1012
00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:46,401
It's like old yearbooks
and stuff.
1013
00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,653
Nothing out of the ordinary.
1014
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:53,074
Can I be the judge of that?
1015
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:54,534
Oh, look.
1016
00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:56,619
Another NSYNC ticket.
1017
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:57,704
Shocker!
1018
00:33:57,746 --> 00:33:59,456
You need to practice
some detachment.
1019
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:00,665
Well, you're telling me
you don't have a single box
1020
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,500
of mementos
at your folks' place?
1021
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,544
They're divorced,
and no, I don't.
1022
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:05,545
Oh.
1023
00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:07,422
What do you got here? Poems?
1024
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:08,548
-Short stories?
-No. They're like a decade old.
1025
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:09,716
Just-- They're stupid.
1026
00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:11,134
Well, this one's marked
two years ago.
1027
00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:12,427
-No. That's mine.
-Whoa. Hold on!
1028
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:13,845
-Whoa, hey, hey--
-That's not for you.
1029
00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:15,096
Hold on. What is-- Wait.
What is this?
1030
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:15,972
Okay, well, it's--
1031
00:34:16,014 --> 00:34:17,307
That is
1032
00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:19,225
my young-adult novel.
1033
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,685
It's about a...
1034
00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,396
band of misfits on a quest
to find the elixir of youth,
1035
00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:25,148
-if you must know.
-Well, you had me at "elixir."
1036
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,149
-Stop.
-Can I read this?
1037
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,442
No. Absolutely not!
1038
00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:29,027
It's a work in progress.
1039
00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,236
Well, if it's a work
in progress,
1040
00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:31,654
what's it doing
in a box in New Jersey?
1041
00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,698
Not haunting me.
Apparently, it's a lot easier
1042
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,200
to give notes
than it is to get 'em.
1043
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,451
Okay. Now that we're done
1044
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,161
our awkward jaunt
down memory lane,
1045
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,662
can we get back
to the cosmic time-loop?
1046
00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:41,498
-Oh, right. That thing.
-"That thing."
1047
00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:43,917
We need an expert-- someone
even more nerdy than you,
1048
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,877
if that's possible-- probably
not, but we should try.
1049
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,962
Careful what you wish for.
1050
00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:50,840
1-800-"NERD".
1051
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:56,012
So the fire breaks out
in a different way each time?
1052
00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:57,722
Mm-hmm.
1053
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,724
Fascinating.
1054
00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:02,644
Look, if I'm not back in time
for the candle lighting,
1055
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,521
I'm never gonna hear
the end of this.
1056
00:35:04,562 --> 00:35:06,523
Trust me, this guy
is a walking encyclopedia.
1057
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,108
Plus,
he's one of my best friends,
1058
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,110
so let's just keep it
a little more dork-positive,
1059
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,194
okay?
1060
00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:12,737
"Dork-positive"?
1061
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,447
Really?
1062
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:16,866
This one... is set
on an enchanted island,
1063
00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:18,743
where everyone
is stuck in a time loop.
1064
00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:19,869
It's kind of like
1065
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,329
an exploration
of immortality, you know.
1066
00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:22,580
"Time as a construct,"
you know?
1067
00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:23,832
Illusion versus reality.
1068
00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:24,874
How does it end?
1069
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:25,959
Oh, everyone dies.
1070
00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:27,627
Ahem!
1071
00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:29,004
Uh, you know what? Let's, uh,
maybe not start with that one.
1072
00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:30,380
Okay.
1073
00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:33,091
Oh, this one
is more of a time-travel story,
1074
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:34,843
but it has a twist at the end
that might come in handy,
1075
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:37,721
and, oh, yeah,
this one is set in the 1960s,
1076
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,097
but I promise you,
it's a real page-turner.
1077
00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:40,598
I'm not gonna have time
to read all of these.
1078
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,975
Andy?
1079
00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:43,393
How many times did Bill Murray
repeat the same day
1080
00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:44,310
in Groundhog Day?
1081
00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:45,812
Oh, uh...
1082
00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:49,441
most scholars agree,
it's 12,395 times, give or take.
1083
00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:51,818
And what's that in years?
Human years?
1084
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,903
He follows
the Vulcan calendar.
1085
00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:56,281
34 years...
1086
00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,574
nine months,
and five days.
1087
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:58,408
-No.
-See? Plenty of time.
1088
00:35:58,450 --> 00:35:59,701
No, no, no, no, no!
1089
00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,828
I-I have a job to get back to,
bills to pay.
1090
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,455
-I have a boyfriend!
-Oh, yeah.
1091
00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:04,748
The professor
with commitment issues?
1092
00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:06,750
He does not have
commitment issues!
1093
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,585
Why do you think
he keeps bailing on you?
1094
00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:09,878
I forgot,
you're Esther Perel!
1095
00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:11,087
That's you.
1096
00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:12,422
Hey, can you guys
just keep it down a notch?
1097
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:13,631
You're scaring
the customers.
1098
00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,216
Okay. Do you want
to figure this out or not?
1099
00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:16,885
Yes.
1100
00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,720
Then you have
to trust the process.
1101
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:26,394
Okay.
1102
00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:27,896
So I think we can all agree
that the best course of action
1103
00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:29,731
is to figure out
the inciting incident--
1104
00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:30,940
that's the event
that sets the story in motion.
1105
00:36:30,982 --> 00:36:32,233
-Okay, yeah.
-She's a writer.
1106
00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:33,610
-Editor.
-She knows
1107
00:36:33,651 --> 00:36:34,944
what an "inciting incident" is.
1108
00:36:34,986 --> 00:36:37,113
Really?
You know, I've actually been
1109
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:38,740
working on this fantasy series
about these shapeshifting elves.
1110
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,033
It's really heady stuff.
1111
00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:40,825
-We should trade pages--
-Can we stay on topic?
1112
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,452
-Don't pitch her.
-What?
1113
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,204
The better we know each other,
the better we'll work together.
1114
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,580
Okay. So, guys.
Seventh night. All right?
1115
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:46,581
Maybe it's something
Hanukkah-related.
1116
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,249
I mean--
1117
00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,709
We're closed!
1118
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:52,087
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, could be.
1119
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,672
Hanukkah. Um...
1120
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,423
-Miracles?
-Right.
1121
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,050
Lightness over dark.
1122
00:36:57,092 --> 00:36:58,760
Uh, getting the foil
off the chocolate gelt.
1123
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,345
Can we please stay on topic?
I'm begging.
1124
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:01,471
What? It's really hard to do,
1125
00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:02,764
and it's really important
to Hanukkah.
1126
00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:03,765
-Ridiculously hard.
-Is it? Ridiculously hard?
1127
00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:04,933
This is brainstorming!
1128
00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:06,101
There's no bad ideas
in brainstorming.
1129
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,894
Yeah, he's right.
Okay. Speed round.
1130
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,270
Favorite Hanukkah traditions.
Go!
1131
00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:10,522
-Me?
-Yes.
1132
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:11,690
-Lighting the candles.
-I said lighting.
1133
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,066
Spinning the dreidel--
not to be confused
1134
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:14,609
with spinning the bottle,
which is also a good time.
1135
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:15,985
-Dreidel.
-Nobody's gonna confuse that.
1136
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,445
The dr-- okay.
The first night,
1137
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:18,947
when it was my turn to spin,
1138
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:20,573
I used an antique dreidel
my grandmother gave me,
1139
00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:22,158
and then the curtains
caught on fire.
1140
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,368
Like, immediately?
1141
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:24,828
-Yeah.
-Inciting incident.
1142
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,788
Do you think it's related?
1143
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:30,000
I think we need to get
our hands on that dreidel.
1144
00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,585
Okay.
1145
00:37:32,627 --> 00:37:33,920
...B-mitzvotav,
1146
00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:39,175
v-tzivanu
l'hadlik ner shel Hanukkah.
1147
00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:40,218
Slime!
1148
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,303
I love slime!
1149
00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:44,305
Dreidel incoming.
1150
00:37:44,347 --> 00:37:46,307
Happy Hanukkah!
1151
00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:48,893
Oh. What could this be?
1152
00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:50,395
It's just completely opposite
to what I'm telling you.
1153
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,313
But that's it, WandaVision
is a meditation on grief!
1154
00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:54,649
She's an Avenger, arguably
the most powerful Avenger.
1155
00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:56,526
Just because she's a woman--
1156
00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:57,736
I was just waiting
for the right moment
1157
00:37:57,777 --> 00:37:59,320
to give it to you.
1158
00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:01,114
Thank you.
1159
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:05,326
It brings light into the lives
of people who spin it.
1160
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:08,121
How does it do that, exactly?
1161
00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:10,749
You know, Hanukkah--
uh, festival of lights...
1162
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:12,667
oil for days--
1163
00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:14,252
all that jazz.
1164
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:16,379
Just because she's a woman,
it has to be a meditation?
1165
00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,006
Hey, Dungeon Master.
1166
00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:20,383
Excuse me. Uh, can I talk
to you for a second?
1167
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:21,760
This is a pretty important
conversation we're having.
1168
00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:25,305
Oh! Right! Uh...
1169
00:38:25,347 --> 00:38:27,432
to be continued.
1170
00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:37,776
Dude. She has seen every
single Marvel movie ever made,
1171
00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:38,860
including the TV spinoffs.
1172
00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:40,695
I think I might
be in love with her.
1173
00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:41,946
I think we're annoyed
by her, right?
1174
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,948
-Stop. Okay.
-Yeah. Get on board.
1175
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:44,866
Okay...
1176
00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,409
Impressive craftsmanship.
1177
00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,744
-Yeah.
-Good heft to it, too.
1178
00:38:47,786 --> 00:38:49,329
Not like the plastic ones
you get at Hebrew school.
1179
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:50,747
Yeah, okay.
It's cold out here. Spin it.
1180
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,040
Let's see what happens.
1181
00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:53,375
Wait.
1182
00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:55,210
What if it's like
Richard Donner's Superman?
1183
00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:56,670
What?
1184
00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:57,921
You know,
when the earthquake hits
1185
00:38:57,962 --> 00:38:59,589
and Lois gets stuck
in the San Andreas Fault?
1186
00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:00,590
You think
that's gonna work?
1187
00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:01,716
-It's worth a try!
-Is it?
1188
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,885
You know, right?
Superman: The Movie?
1189
00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,303
With Christopher Reeve?
1190
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:06,554
-No.
-You like the Henry Cavill one?
1191
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:08,056
You do.
1192
00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:09,724
Seriously? I have no idea
what you see in this woman.
1193
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,226
-I just met her!
-It's not like that.
1194
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,852
Okay. So there's a sequence
in the film
1195
00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:15,063
where Lois--
1196
00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:16,981
...Superman's lady friend,
gets killed.
1197
00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,525
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Spoiler alerts!
1198
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:20,276
It's a 45-year-old movie.
Relax, okay?
1199
00:39:20,318 --> 00:39:21,903
Superman can fly
really, really fast, right?
1200
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:23,738
So he starts flying
around the planet
1201
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:24,823
until it starts
spinning backwards.
1202
00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:25,657
He turns back time?
1203
00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:26,866
-Yes.
-Yeah.
1204
00:39:26,908 --> 00:39:28,201
In the movie,
'cause it's not real.
1205
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,119
Did it work?
1206
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,203
Yes.
1207
00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:31,538
-In the movie, it did.
-Yeah. Let's go.
1208
00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:32,580
Yeah. Let's do it.
1209
00:39:32,622 --> 00:39:33,915
What's the worst
that could happen?
1210
00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:35,125
I don't know.
The house burns down?
1211
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,168
Who cares?
It just resets anyway.
1212
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:41,631
Hey.
1213
00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,341
So, I guess we just wait here,
1214
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,175
see what happens?
1215
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:51,641
Where there's a will,
there's a way.
1216
00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:54,269
Oh. Speaking of which.
1217
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,773
Five bucks
he tries to get her number.
1218
00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:00,275
Ten bucks says
she gives it to him.
1219
00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:02,152
-Okay.
-All right.
1220
00:40:03,361 --> 00:40:04,779
I take cash,
no crypto.
1221
00:40:04,821 --> 00:40:06,448
I'm giving it
to you in quarters.
1222
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:11,453
-Mm.
-Yeah.
1223
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,457
Wow.
1224
00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,754
Ah! What an epic night,
huh, guys?
1225
00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:21,921
Yeah.
1226
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:23,298
You do realize her number's
1227
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,966
not gonna be in your phone
in the morning, right?
1228
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,468
-Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
-What is it with you guys?
1229
00:40:26,509 --> 00:40:28,053
In an infinite multiverse,
1230
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,471
every outcome
happens eventually,
1231
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,222
including me
and the hot cousin
1232
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:32,557
making beautiful music
together.
1233
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,808
-Wow.
-That's disgusting.
1234
00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:34,976
You gonna pick that up?
1235
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,603
No. It's just Adam
pocket-dialing me,
1236
00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:38,188
like he does every night.
1237
00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:40,690
What?
1238
00:40:40,732 --> 00:40:41,858
Hold on!
1239
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,026
Wait. What?
1240
00:40:43,068 --> 00:40:44,069
Can you make out
what he's saying?
1241
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:44,986
Is there noise
in the background?
1242
00:40:45,028 --> 00:40:45,987
Sometimes, you can tell a lot.
1243
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,072
Guys, guys. I'm sure there is
1244
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:47,947
a perfectly reasonable
explanation
1245
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,240
for why he's not home.
1246
00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:50,992
Uh, yeah.
He's, uh, not sick.
1247
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:52,660
You sent it to voicemail.
1248
00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:54,245
Let's listen to it.
1249
00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:58,500
What, we're gonna listen
to a pocket-dial for clues?
1250
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,751
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1251
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,586
That's exactly
what we're gonna do. Come on.
1252
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:04,339
It's like the worst version
of Sherlock Holmes.
1253
00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:06,549
Okay.
1254
00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:09,636
He's at a...
1255
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:10,637
fundraiser?
1256
00:41:11,846 --> 00:41:15,266
Like an art gallery o--
Wait!
1257
00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:16,518
Is that saxophone?
1258
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:17,977
Hold on.
I know what this is.
1259
00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:19,187
It's the Rad Reagans.
1260
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:21,272
It's an all-female
1980s cover group.
1261
00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:22,857
They only play
one-hit wonders.
1262
00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:24,901
You got that
from listening to pocket dial?
1263
00:41:24,943 --> 00:41:26,695
My man here
is an '80s-music fanatic.
1264
00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:28,488
He puts the R-E-O
in Speedwagon,
1265
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:29,656
if you know what I mean.
1266
00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:31,074
-I don't.
-Don't say words like that.
1267
00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:34,786
They're playing at a bar
in Tribeca tonight.
1268
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,871
We're going there.
You're gonna confront him.
1269
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:39,708
I am not goin' to that bar.
Nope.
1270
00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:45,588
* Ahoo! *
1271
00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:46,631
* Have a moment! *
1272
00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:48,216
Excuse me.
1273
00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:49,300
Excuse me...
1274
00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:52,887
Yeah, just, okay.
1275
00:41:52,929 --> 00:41:54,305
Shall we dance?
1276
00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:55,724
We're not here to have fun.
We're here on a mission.
1277
00:41:55,765 --> 00:41:57,934
Okay. Mission: No Fun.
Yes, Ma'am.
1278
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:00,812
All right.
1279
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,188
-You see him?
-Yep.
1280
00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:03,857
The one over there,
doing "The Sprinkler".
1281
00:42:03,898 --> 00:42:05,817
Oh, nice!
1282
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:06,985
That's my move.
1283
00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,820
Yeah. Okay. Let's go.
1284
00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:11,239
Oh! Wait.
Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no.
1285
00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:13,366
We're not leaving
until you talk to him.
1286
00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:15,076
Don't you want to find out
what's going on?
1287
00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,038
I do.
1288
00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:19,914
Yeah. Okay.
1289
00:42:19,956 --> 00:42:20,999
-You got this!
-Yeah.
1290
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,584
I got this.
1291
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:25,545
Okay.
1292
00:42:25,587 --> 00:42:26,796
* ...You got me to your-- *
1293
00:42:26,838 --> 00:42:28,131
* You me to your... *
1294
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:29,007
* You got me to yourself *
1295
00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:31,468
Whoo!
1296
00:42:32,802 --> 00:42:35,430
Yeah, it's you!
1297
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:36,681
Ah.
1298
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:37,474
Wha-a-a-at?
1299
00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:39,267
-Adam.
-Hey. Oh.
1300
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:40,852
Oh, oh, oh.
1301
00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:42,687
-Rachel!
-Yeah.
1302
00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:43,938
What are you doing here?
1303
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,607
Oh, you know,
getting my groove on.
1304
00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:46,858
Oh! Bring it back.
1305
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,109
-Yeah.
-That's great.
1306
00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,028
Um, how about you?
I thought you were, uh...
1307
00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:51,112
I thought you were sick?
1308
00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:53,323
I, uh,
I got a second wind,
1309
00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:55,116
and some friends
were meeting up, so...
1310
00:42:55,158 --> 00:42:57,202
-Yeah. Of course.
-Hey, yeah.
1311
00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:58,453
You don't have
to explain yourself to me.
1312
00:42:58,495 --> 00:42:59,621
I know.
1313
00:42:59,662 --> 00:43:01,122
You know...
1314
00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:02,123
if you didn't want
to meet my parents,
1315
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:02,957
you could've just said so.
1316
00:43:02,999 --> 00:43:05,168
Oh. Yeah. Um...
1317
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:06,961
look, can we talk
about that tomorrow?
1318
00:43:07,003 --> 00:43:09,089
Tomorrow's
not really an option.
1319
00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:10,924
All right.
We're gonna do this now.
1320
00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:12,258
Um...
1321
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,677
I think you're
a really lovely person--
1322
00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:14,719
Shot! Shot! Shot!
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
1323
00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:16,054
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
1324
00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:17,430
...And I've really
enjoyed our time together--
1325
00:43:17,472 --> 00:43:19,391
I can't hear you!
1326
00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:20,642
I don't think
we should--
1327
00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:22,310
...See each other anymore!
1328
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,312
You're breaking up with me?
1329
00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:27,315
Well, I wanted to wait
until after New Year's.
1330
00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:29,150
Nobody likes to be alone
over the holidays.
1331
00:43:29,192 --> 00:43:30,985
You literally left me alone...
1332
00:43:31,027 --> 00:43:33,071
on a holiday!
1333
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,447
Look, Rachel,
1334
00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,408
we are like a pair
of mismatched lab mice
1335
00:43:36,449 --> 00:43:38,243
repelled by
each other's pheromones.
1336
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,494
That's what
I've been saying.
1337
00:43:39,536 --> 00:43:40,745
Right.
1338
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:42,163
Can I call you tomorrow?
1339
00:43:42,205 --> 00:43:43,915
* ...to yourself *
1340
00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:45,041
Uh-huh.
1341
00:43:50,505 --> 00:43:51,673
You know
there's no alcohol in that.
1342
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,133
-Right?
-Yep.
1343
00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:54,467
You all right?
1344
00:43:54,509 --> 00:43:55,385
You want to know
the worst part about all this?
1345
00:43:55,427 --> 00:43:56,970
Sure.
1346
00:43:57,012 --> 00:43:58,555
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and
Adam and I will still be dating.
1347
00:43:58,596 --> 00:44:00,348
I'm gonna get dumped
every day
1348
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,933
for the rest of eternity.
1349
00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:03,393
Whew.
1350
00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,602
Actually, I think
the worst part
1351
00:44:04,644 --> 00:44:06,438
is, uh, when
he called you a mouse.
1352
00:44:06,479 --> 00:44:08,356
And I did nothing about it!
1353
00:44:08,398 --> 00:44:09,482
You just stood there.
1354
00:44:09,524 --> 00:44:10,650
Can I have the Roy Rogers.
1355
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,444
Yeah. You can take that.
You ordered it.
1356
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:14,946
Want to know how we met?
1357
00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:17,699
Sure.
1358
00:44:17,741 --> 00:44:20,702
It was the Friday night mixer
at the 92nd Street Y,
1359
00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:23,788
and I saw Adam,
and I thought...
1360
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,331
"Well, this must be kismet."
1361
00:44:25,373 --> 00:44:28,418
I mean, my parents met
at a Jewish singles' event,
1362
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,170
and for them,
it was love at first sight.
1363
00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:32,797
Another thing?
1364
00:44:32,839 --> 00:44:35,300
I do everything for him.
1365
00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:37,677
He has this big fancy job
and these big credentials,
1366
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,220
but I'm the one
making sure his quinoa milk
1367
00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:40,347
is actually gluten-free!
1368
00:44:40,388 --> 00:44:41,389
Well, you work
behind the scenes,
1369
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,224
-out of the spotlight.
-Yeah.
1370
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,809
I do everything for everyone.
1371
00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:46,269
What about me? Hmm?
1372
00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:47,979
Uh...
1373
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:48,897
What?
1374
00:44:48,938 --> 00:44:50,065
What?
1375
00:44:50,106 --> 00:44:51,232
Okay.
1376
00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:52,442
If I say something,
1377
00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:54,194
I don't want you to take it
the wrong way.
1378
00:44:54,235 --> 00:44:55,111
All right?
1379
00:44:55,153 --> 00:44:56,029
Promise?
1380
00:44:56,071 --> 00:44:56,905
No.
1381
00:44:58,114 --> 00:44:59,407
Sometimes...
1382
00:44:59,449 --> 00:45:00,867
we fill our days
helping others,
1383
00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:03,536
but the truth is,
we're avoiding our lives.
1384
00:45:03,578 --> 00:45:05,038
No, I'm not avoiding anything.
1385
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,582
No. No, not you.
'Course not you.
1386
00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,293
You're busy helping
your mom with errands.
1387
00:45:10,335 --> 00:45:12,545
-Right?
-Yeah.
1388
00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:14,089
-Watering your neighbor's lawn?
-Yeah.
1389
00:45:14,130 --> 00:45:15,090
Fixing typos for your boss?
1390
00:45:15,131 --> 00:45:16,257
Yeah, that's my job.
1391
00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:18,176
No, it's the perfect plan.
Really.
1392
00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:19,761
'Cause, that way,
you can lie to yourself
1393
00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:21,971
that you're fulfilled
in your helpfulness,
1394
00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:23,932
and you never actually
have to put yourself out there,
1395
00:45:23,973 --> 00:45:25,725
so, bravo!
1396
00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:28,561
Okay. You would be
the expert on that, right?
1397
00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:30,814
You're speaking
to the art teacher
1398
00:45:30,855 --> 00:45:35,151
who never has time for anything
except helping the elderly.
1399
00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:37,862
Yeah. Pfft.
Yeah, very impressive.
1400
00:45:37,904 --> 00:45:39,864
Adding "the elderly"
to your list of good deeds.
1401
00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:41,741
Yeah, it is, because, that way,
I never have to admit
1402
00:45:41,783 --> 00:45:43,743
that all I ever really wanted
to do in my life
1403
00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:45,870
was be an illustrator
for comics and books.
1404
00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:48,873
Yeah, I know.
It's stupid.
1405
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:49,916
Oh, no. Really?
1406
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,668
-Yeah, really.
-Oh.
1407
00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:52,794
I get it.
1408
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,462
No.
1409
00:45:54,504 --> 00:45:56,381
Well, aren't we a pair
of avoidant alter kakers?
1410
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,049
All right, guys!
Let's go to the next bar!
1411
00:45:58,091 --> 00:46:00,135
All right, let's do it. Okay.
1412
00:46:00,176 --> 00:46:02,721
Speaking of avoiding things--
1413
00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:03,847
-what are you doing?
-Nothing.
1414
00:46:03,888 --> 00:46:05,265
-Sit up.
-No.
1415
00:46:05,306 --> 00:46:07,058
You're shrinking
from the spotlight again.
1416
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,686
This is your chance.
You can tell him how you feel.
1417
00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:11,271
Look, maybe this will
stop the loop.
1418
00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:14,733
You think I should?
1419
00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:16,151
Yes!
1420
00:46:16,192 --> 00:46:17,402
You're a writer.
1421
00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:20,196
Go give him some words
to remember you by.
1422
00:46:20,238 --> 00:46:21,906
Hey!
1423
00:46:21,948 --> 00:46:23,533
"Pharaoh of Pheromones"!
1424
00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:26,161
Hi, Rachel.
1425
00:46:26,202 --> 00:46:27,620
Nope.
1426
00:46:27,662 --> 00:46:29,956
-Mm-mm. Nope. I can't do it.
-Okay.
1427
00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:31,166
I think we can do better.
1428
00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:33,710
Um, maybe, uh...
1429
00:46:33,752 --> 00:46:34,836
-you just need to be meaner.
-Yeah.
1430
00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,212
-Can you do, like, a mean face?
-Yeah.
1431
00:46:38,506 --> 00:46:39,466
I don't know what that is,
but I like it.
1432
00:46:39,507 --> 00:46:40,842
-Vampire? A bat, maybe?
-Do it.
1433
00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:41,760
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1434
00:46:44,929 --> 00:46:45,764
Are you okay?
1435
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:49,267
No. No, I'm not okay.
1436
00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:51,186
I'm more than okay.
1437
00:46:51,227 --> 00:46:53,313
I'm a catch, Adam.
A catch, okay?
1438
00:46:53,355 --> 00:46:56,066
And if you can't handle...
1439
00:46:56,107 --> 00:46:58,193
all of this...
1440
00:46:58,234 --> 00:46:59,861
maybe you're not all right.
1441
00:46:59,903 --> 00:47:01,446
Because-- Because "this"?
1442
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,198
This is done hiding.
1443
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,491
Okay, "this"?
1444
00:47:04,532 --> 00:47:07,077
This is stepping into the light,
all right?
1445
00:47:07,118 --> 00:47:09,496
And frankly, I am downright glad
it's not with you.
1446
00:47:09,537 --> 00:47:11,247
Did you get into
the all-you-can-drink
1447
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:13,249
Shirley Temples agai--
-Shh!
1448
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:14,793
Okay, word to the wise,
1449
00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:16,628
and I'm telling you this
to be nice.
1450
00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:18,797
For somebody that knows
so much about attraction,
1451
00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:20,048
you know what's not attractive?
1452
00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:21,633
Your feet.
1453
00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:23,051
Invest in a pedicure.
1454
00:47:25,804 --> 00:47:27,097
Bye.
1455
00:47:27,138 --> 00:47:28,223
That was so good.
1456
00:47:28,264 --> 00:47:29,349
-Okay, okay?
-Yeah.
1457
00:47:29,391 --> 00:47:30,308
I was a little worried
at first, but--
1458
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,685
Me too!
1459
00:47:31,726 --> 00:47:32,477
-You totally stuck the landing!
-Do you think?
1460
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,436
-Yeah.
-I blacked out.
1461
00:47:33,478 --> 00:47:34,479
That low-blow--
-What'd I say?
1462
00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:35,647
-...With the feet? Yeah.
-Feet? Okay.
1463
00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:36,898
Don't worry about that guy.
1464
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:39,109
If he can't see how great
you are, forget him.
1465
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:40,485
Yeah, okay.
1466
00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:41,486
I mean, seriously!
1467
00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:42,696
You're so smart.
1468
00:47:42,737 --> 00:47:45,115
You're funny.
You're beautiful.
1469
00:47:45,156 --> 00:47:48,284
You've got this amazing family
who would do anything for you.
1470
00:47:48,326 --> 00:47:49,744
Right.
1471
00:47:49,786 --> 00:47:51,663
Do you know how many guys
would kill for that?
1472
00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,623
Okay. Uh, be careful,
1473
00:47:53,665 --> 00:47:55,458
because first rule
of time-loop movies is,
1474
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,586
don't fall in love
with the girl in the loop.
1475
00:47:59,796 --> 00:48:02,090
You don't sound confident
about that.
1476
00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:03,299
I feel confident about it.
1477
00:48:03,341 --> 00:48:04,592
Okay.
1478
00:48:04,634 --> 00:48:06,261
See, I thought
I was Andie MacDowell.
1479
00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:08,638
You're not Andie MacDowell.
1480
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,848
So I'm Bill Murray?
1481
00:48:09,889 --> 00:48:11,558
I-- No! I'm Andie MacDowell
and Bill Murray,
1482
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:12,767
and you're the alarm clock.
1483
00:48:12,809 --> 00:48:14,436
Can I at least
be the groundhog?
1484
00:48:14,477 --> 00:48:15,729
No. I'm the groundhog.
1485
00:48:16,855 --> 00:48:18,273
Why would you
get to be the groundhog?
1486
00:48:18,314 --> 00:48:20,275
That's thecharacter.
1487
00:48:20,316 --> 00:48:22,277
It's five past 12:00.
1488
00:48:22,318 --> 00:48:24,863
You made it past midnight.
1489
00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:27,157
Do you think that means that--
1490
00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:29,075
I-I think that means
1491
00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:30,618
this "time loop" theory
1492
00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,787
was just an excuse
to hang out with me.
1493
00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:33,621
Stop!
1494
00:48:33,663 --> 00:48:36,124
No. It--
1495
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,459
Listen. I'll tell you what.
1496
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,960
Why don't we go
our separate ways,
1497
00:48:39,002 --> 00:48:40,295
get some sleep,
1498
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:42,339
and if your "magic dreidel"--
1499
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:43,715
-Don't do this.
-...Permits us--
1500
00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:44,966
Don't do this!
It's not a "magic--"
1501
00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:46,176
well, it is a magic--
1502
00:48:46,217 --> 00:48:48,011
Let's get some bagels
and coffee tomorrow.
1503
00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:51,389
I love bagels and coffee.
1504
00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:53,224
I mean, who doesn't?
1505
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,185
That's kind of
why I offered it.
1506
00:48:56,394 --> 00:48:58,646
Yeah, that sounds amazing.
1507
00:48:58,688 --> 00:49:00,106
Okay.
1508
00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:01,232
Is that your angry face?
1509
00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:02,984
-No, it's not my angry face.
-Okay.
1510
00:49:03,026 --> 00:49:04,110
Okay.
1511
00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:06,696
Listen.
1512
00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,783
I really hope you wake up
and remember me.
1513
00:49:09,824 --> 00:49:11,659
Well, I'll tell you what.
1514
00:49:11,701 --> 00:49:13,870
If we have to do this
a hundred more times--
1515
00:49:13,912 --> 00:49:15,580
Don't say that.
1516
00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:17,707
I'm here for it.
1517
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:20,627
Okay.
1518
00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:21,753
See you tomorrow.
1519
00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:22,879
Good night, Alarm Clock.
1520
00:49:24,547 --> 00:49:26,716
Good night, Groundhog.
1521
00:49:30,595 --> 00:49:33,014
Seriously? Come on! Argh!
1522
00:49:38,895 --> 00:49:40,563
You still don't have
volume six of Paper Girls,
1523
00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:42,232
where KJ jumps
to an alt-Y2K?
1524
00:49:42,273 --> 00:49:43,692
Uh... Andy?
1525
00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:45,568
Oh, it's coming
in the shipment tomorrow.
1526
00:49:45,610 --> 00:49:46,528
Okay, well,
I don't need it tomorrow.
1527
00:49:46,569 --> 00:49:47,529
I need it today.
1528
00:49:47,570 --> 00:49:48,822
I'm done being
in this time loop!
1529
00:49:48,863 --> 00:49:51,616
Uh, there is, uh...
something that...
1530
00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:53,159
could work.
1531
00:49:53,201 --> 00:49:54,119
-What?
-What?
1532
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,578
What?
1533
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:57,372
Okay. Have you--
have you tried, uh...
1534
00:49:57,414 --> 00:49:59,249
taking a jump to the left?
1535
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:06,172
Uh, no. You might want to take
a step to the right.
1536
00:50:06,214 --> 00:50:07,590
To the right? Okay.
1537
00:50:07,632 --> 00:50:09,551
And then-- and then you put
your hands on your hips--
1538
00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:10,719
Ahem.
1539
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,095
...You bring your knees
in tight.
1540
00:50:12,137 --> 00:50:14,014
"Time Warp"?
Is this the Time Warp?
1541
00:50:14,055 --> 00:50:14,931
-Yeah.
-This a joke?
1542
00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:16,016
It is.
1543
00:50:16,057 --> 00:50:17,475
Okay, well,
what about Dr. Strange?
1544
00:50:17,517 --> 00:50:19,269
Does he deal in time-loop stuff?
1545
00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:20,854
Professor X? Anyone?
1546
00:50:20,895 --> 00:50:21,980
Uh...
1547
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:23,606
This woman is unbelievable.
1548
00:50:23,648 --> 00:50:24,899
You just met her
at a train station,
1549
00:50:24,941 --> 00:50:26,151
and she started talking to you?
1550
00:50:26,192 --> 00:50:27,485
Yeah!
1551
00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:29,487
Apparently, we've done
all these things together,
1552
00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:31,573
like, up in her parents' house--
1553
00:50:31,614 --> 00:50:33,533
eaten latkes,
played dreidel.
1554
00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:34,743
Dude...
1555
00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,619
she knows things about me.
Like...
1556
00:50:36,661 --> 00:50:38,246
things that you don't even know.
1557
00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:39,706
It's freaking me out.
1558
00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:41,499
-Hey...
-Hey!
1559
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,625
So...
1560
00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,086
uh, Rachel, this, uh--
1561
00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:47,213
this boyfriend of yours,
is it-- is it serious?
1562
00:50:47,255 --> 00:50:49,257
Mm. Well, he's got
serious commitment issues.
1563
00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:50,717
Yeah. We're on track
to break up later this evening,
1564
00:50:50,759 --> 00:50:52,469
and then you and I
knock back Shirley Temples.
1565
00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:53,428
And then what?
1566
00:50:53,470 --> 00:50:54,471
No.
1567
00:50:54,512 --> 00:50:56,514
No! it's like we...
1568
00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:57,849
go our separate ways.
1569
00:50:57,891 --> 00:50:59,267
We go our separate ways.
What were you thinking?
1570
00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,394
Then I wake up,
and we are at square one.
1571
00:51:02,854 --> 00:51:04,856
There must be some angle
we haven't covered yet.
1572
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:07,650
Hey. Uh...
permission to speak?
1573
00:51:07,692 --> 00:51:09,444
Granted.
1574
00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:11,196
Hey, uh...
1575
00:51:11,237 --> 00:51:13,323
you seem like
a really nice person,
1576
00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:14,491
so forgive me
1577
00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:16,910
for saying this
on Hanukkah of all times,
1578
00:51:16,951 --> 00:51:18,703
but if you're stuck
in a time loop,
1579
00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,372
that means there's something
seriously wrong
1580
00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:21,790
with your personality.
1581
00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:23,249
-Whoa!
-Tact, man!
1582
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,709
Stop. Stop. Please.
1583
00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:27,045
Well, I think we can all agree
it's not the boyfriend.
1584
00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:28,338
Uh, what do you do for work?
1585
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,798
I am an assistant editor
1586
00:51:29,839 --> 00:51:31,091
at a publishing house
in the city.
1587
00:51:31,132 --> 00:51:33,343
And how's that
working out for you?
1588
00:51:33,385 --> 00:51:34,594
Amazing. Yeah.
1589
00:51:34,636 --> 00:51:35,845
I love it.
1590
00:51:35,887 --> 00:51:37,222
I make other people's dreams
come true all day
1591
00:51:37,263 --> 00:51:38,348
and then I get
to restock coffee pods.
1592
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,141
Well, your sarcasm suggests
1593
00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:41,643
there's something
you'd rather be doing,
1594
00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:43,395
something you...
1595
00:51:43,436 --> 00:51:45,021
lack the courage to pursue?
1596
00:51:45,063 --> 00:51:46,481
All right, buddy.
That's enough.
1597
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:48,066
No, no, no. He's right.
1598
00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:50,610
There's a young adult novel
I've been working on forever.
1599
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:52,070
It's about
a group of elixir hunters.
1600
00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:54,364
It's always been a dream of mine
to get it published.
1601
00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:55,949
What's stopping you?
1602
00:51:55,990 --> 00:51:57,659
The usual-- uh,
fear of rejection,
1603
00:51:57,701 --> 00:51:58,910
fear of failure,
fear of feedback.
1604
00:51:58,952 --> 00:51:59,661
Kind of basic.
1605
00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:00,704
Huh.
1606
00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:02,330
Well, it's crystal clear.
1607
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:04,624
You just need to learn
to take feedback.
1608
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:06,167
Oh! That's great.
1609
00:52:06,209 --> 00:52:07,335
I have some feedback for you--
1610
00:52:07,377 --> 00:52:08,211
terrible idea.
1611
00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:09,421
Oh.
1612
00:52:09,462 --> 00:52:10,797
Well, now you're being
a little harsh.
1613
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:13,008
I think that Andy
has a good idea.
1614
00:52:13,049 --> 00:52:14,384
You need some feedback.
1615
00:52:14,426 --> 00:52:16,845
Who better to give it to you
than the three of us?
1616
00:52:16,886 --> 00:52:19,222
Check us out.
1617
00:52:19,264 --> 00:52:22,684
Okay, so you're suggesting
that I give you my manuscript,
1618
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:24,144
and you guys give me notes?
1619
00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:25,520
-Yeah.
-Uh, yeah, pretty much.
1620
00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:27,564
Yep. We'll tell you
if it's Chewbacca or Jar-Jar.
1621
00:52:27,605 --> 00:52:29,149
I don't know what that means.
1622
00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:31,192
Oh, um,
work of absolute genius,
1623
00:52:31,234 --> 00:52:34,320
or horrible abomination
that has stained hearts, minds,
1624
00:52:34,362 --> 00:52:35,864
-and souls.
-Why didn't you say that?
1625
00:52:35,905 --> 00:52:36,823
Oh, we are--
1626
00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:38,575
-Closed.
-So sorry.
1627
00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:39,701
Do you guys make any money?
1628
00:52:39,743 --> 00:52:41,619
-No.
-No.
1629
00:53:04,768 --> 00:53:06,811
Oh. right.
1630
00:53:06,853 --> 00:53:08,229
Well, is it even a twist
at that point?
1631
00:53:08,271 --> 00:53:10,106
Well, nobody knows!
You just kind of go for it.
1632
00:53:10,148 --> 00:53:11,149
Okay.
1633
00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:12,984
And this. Okay. Okay.
1634
00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:14,569
Wait. Where are they?
1635
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:33,755
* We're caught in a dream
that keeps me awake *
1636
00:53:33,797 --> 00:53:35,465
* All through the night... *
1637
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:36,508
It's done.
1638
00:53:36,549 --> 00:53:38,051
What's that?
1639
00:53:38,093 --> 00:53:39,344
Got to look over it.
1640
00:53:39,386 --> 00:53:40,887
Okay.
1641
00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:42,305
All right, guys.
1642
00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:46,184
* ...Out on our own *
1643
00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:48,019
* We're lost in this place *
1644
00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:49,396
What do you think?
1645
00:53:49,437 --> 00:53:51,106
Dry, cheesy...
1646
00:53:51,147 --> 00:53:52,899
arguably a little stale.
1647
00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:53,775
-Cheetos?
-Yeah.
1648
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:54,734
The novel?
1649
00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:55,860
The novel's great.
1650
00:53:55,902 --> 00:53:56,986
-Really?
-Yeah.
1651
00:53:57,028 --> 00:53:58,446
Honestly, I didn't--
1652
00:53:58,488 --> 00:54:00,115
probably a little more nuance
to be mined
1653
00:54:00,156 --> 00:54:02,826
from the mentor character,
but... a bit 2-D at times.
1654
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:04,244
Okay.
1655
00:54:04,285 --> 00:54:05,662
But honestly, everything else
is great, killer.
1656
00:54:05,704 --> 00:54:07,622
Thank you. Uh, Andy?
1657
00:54:07,664 --> 00:54:08,665
Oh, it's good.
1658
00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:10,333
Solid read.
1659
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,751
Could use a little bit of pacing
in act one, but...
1660
00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:13,128
"Pacing."
1661
00:54:13,169 --> 00:54:15,338
Besides that,
you learned well, young Padawan.
1662
00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:17,090
Thank you.
1663
00:54:19,592 --> 00:54:20,969
Hey.
1664
00:54:21,011 --> 00:54:23,304
I'm sorry.
Is this boring?
1665
00:54:23,346 --> 00:54:25,473
No witty comments?
No remark? Nothing?
1666
00:54:25,515 --> 00:54:27,392
I love it.
1667
00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:28,476
Stop.
1668
00:54:28,518 --> 00:54:30,645
It's inspiring.
1669
00:54:30,687 --> 00:54:32,480
That's it?
1670
00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:33,898
-Nothin' else?
-Nope.
1671
00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:36,317
Too busy doodling?
What are you drawing?
1672
00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:37,402
-No, it's just--
-Let me see.
1673
00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,488
-Ooh, wow!
-Hmm.
1674
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:41,948
She's a looker!
1675
00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:43,533
I'm not attracted to cartoons,
though, for the record.
1676
00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:44,868
She's beautiful.
1677
00:54:44,909 --> 00:54:45,827
It's just the heroine
to your story.
1678
00:54:45,869 --> 00:54:46,828
Oh.
1679
00:54:46,870 --> 00:54:48,997
Oh, it's Rachel!
1680
00:54:49,039 --> 00:54:50,040
Dude.
1681
00:54:50,081 --> 00:54:51,291
Oh.
1682
00:54:51,332 --> 00:54:53,209
This is how you see me?
1683
00:54:55,879 --> 00:54:57,047
Oh, would you look at that?
1684
00:54:57,088 --> 00:54:59,215
It is time to light
some Hanukkah candles.
1685
00:54:59,257 --> 00:54:59,883
Right.
1686
00:54:59,924 --> 00:55:01,718
Yeah.
1687
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,094
-Right.
-Hanukkah. Almost forgot.
1688
00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:04,304
Yes.
1689
00:55:09,601 --> 00:55:10,560
-Hey, man--
-Subtlety.
1690
00:55:10,602 --> 00:55:11,728
That's my bad.
1691
00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:13,563
I'm-- I'm very sorry.
1692
00:55:16,775 --> 00:55:18,068
Oh. That one's heart-shaped.
1693
00:55:18,109 --> 00:55:20,487
Oh. I guess so.
1694
00:55:20,528 --> 00:55:24,199
I could be wrong,
but is someone a touch smitten?
1695
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,241
Hmm?
1696
00:55:25,283 --> 00:55:27,744
Smitten?
1697
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:28,787
Mom? Mom, it's the latkes,
it's--
1698
00:55:28,828 --> 00:55:30,455
Hey, girl!
1699
00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:32,374
We have to talk.
1700
00:55:32,415 --> 00:55:34,501
I am 20 pages
into this novel you're writing,
1701
00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:35,710
and I'm hooked!
1702
00:55:35,752 --> 00:55:37,337
Are you writing again?
1703
00:55:37,379 --> 00:55:39,130
-That is terrific!
-Where did you get these?
1704
00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:40,340
Oh, Grandma's friend, Zach.
1705
00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:42,759
Have you met Zach?
Oh, he's a peach.
1706
00:55:42,801 --> 00:55:44,719
But, of course,
I cannot represent you myself--
1707
00:55:44,761 --> 00:55:46,554
Um, no.
1708
00:55:46,596 --> 00:55:47,806
He-e-ey!
1709
00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:49,766
You hungry?
This spread is legit.
1710
00:55:49,808 --> 00:55:51,059
Your family's-- wow!
1711
00:55:51,101 --> 00:55:52,644
Why did you give Cynthia
my pages?
1712
00:55:52,686 --> 00:55:54,562
Who cares? You're one step
closer to getting published.
1713
00:55:54,604 --> 00:55:56,356
My God, don't you get it?
1714
00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:58,441
This is never
gonna get published,
1715
00:55:58,483 --> 00:56:00,443
because this day is gonna
keep repeating forever!
1716
00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:03,154
What?
1717
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,326
Well, it wouldn't be
the Festival of Lights
1718
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,744
without a few fireworks, right?
1719
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,751
Hi. You, uh...
1720
00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:19,504
seem quite upset.
1721
00:56:20,922 --> 00:56:22,799
Do you feel like talking?
1722
00:56:26,219 --> 00:56:28,138
Come on, out with it.
1723
00:56:29,264 --> 00:56:32,308
I feel like I'm stuck
in this massive...
1724
00:56:32,350 --> 00:56:33,309
rut--
1725
00:56:33,351 --> 00:56:35,061
a rut I didn't even know
I was in,
1726
00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:37,397
and no matter how hard I try,
I can't seem to move forward.
1727
00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:40,734
You ever felt like that?
1728
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,820
Um...
1729
00:56:46,156 --> 00:56:48,158
Tch. The night I met your mom...
1730
00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:52,412
...I wasn't supposed
to be at that dance.
1731
00:56:53,621 --> 00:56:55,957
Your Uncle Harvey,
he dragged me there.
1732
00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:57,334
Why don't I...
1733
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,377
why don't I know
this part of the story?
1734
00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,629
Because it involved
another woman.
1735
00:57:01,671 --> 00:57:03,423
What? No!
1736
00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:04,758
Mm-mm.
1737
00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:09,304
Yeah, I was involved
in a long-term relationship,
1738
00:57:09,346 --> 00:57:11,848
and I was not
the one who wanted out.
1739
00:57:12,974 --> 00:57:15,518
So you got dumped?
1740
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,644
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh...
1741
00:57:16,686 --> 00:57:18,646
Right before Halloween,
1742
00:57:18,688 --> 00:57:20,648
and by the time
Hanukkah rolled around...
1743
00:57:23,276 --> 00:57:26,905
I mean, I-- I'd just
sworn off love completely.
1744
00:57:26,946 --> 00:57:28,156
I mean, there was just no way
1745
00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:30,241
that I was gonna let
my feelings get hurt
1746
00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:31,701
like that again,
1747
00:57:31,743 --> 00:57:32,827
so I guess...
1748
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,122
...you know, I guess
you could say
1749
00:57:36,164 --> 00:57:37,707
that I was stuck in a rut.
1750
00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:38,750
Mm.
1751
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,585
And had it not been
for Uncle Harvey
1752
00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:43,004
pushing me out
of my comfort zone--
1753
00:57:43,046 --> 00:57:44,839
You never would have met Mom.
1754
00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:48,051
Maybe it's time for you
1755
00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:49,219
to step outside
your comfort zone.
1756
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:51,471
I get it. Yeah.
1757
00:58:07,862 --> 00:58:09,447
Hi.
1758
00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:12,909
You okay?
1759
00:58:12,951 --> 00:58:14,828
It's just
a small case of jetlag.
1760
00:58:14,869 --> 00:58:16,705
I flew in from London
this morning,
1761
00:58:16,746 --> 00:58:19,708
so my body's still
running on GMT--
1762
00:58:19,749 --> 00:58:22,335
that's "Greenwich Mean Time..."
ahem, because I live in London.
1763
00:58:22,377 --> 00:58:23,461
I know where you live.
1764
00:58:23,503 --> 00:58:25,588
Sorry.
I can't seem to turn it off.
1765
00:58:25,630 --> 00:58:27,799
Every time
I come home for Hanukkah,
1766
00:58:27,841 --> 00:58:29,384
I feel like I have
to put on this act.
1767
00:58:29,426 --> 00:58:32,345
You know, like...
like I need to, um, to prove
1768
00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:33,596
to everyone
1769
00:58:33,638 --> 00:58:35,181
that my life is so fabulous,
1770
00:58:35,223 --> 00:58:36,558
when the truth is...
1771
00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:38,268
...it's not.
1772
00:58:38,309 --> 00:58:40,770
-It's not?
-It's not.
1773
00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:42,313
This may shock you...
1774
00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:44,566
but this accent
isn't even real.
1775
00:58:44,607 --> 00:58:46,401
You're kidding.
1776
00:58:46,443 --> 00:58:47,902
This is how
I actually talk.
1777
00:58:47,944 --> 00:58:49,571
-You don't remember?
-Right. Because, um--
1778
00:58:49,612 --> 00:58:51,239
and I didn't and then you talked
and I'm, like, "Right."
1779
00:58:51,281 --> 00:58:52,949
My colleagues don't trust me,
1780
00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:55,493
and I haven't made a single
new friend since I moved there.
1781
00:58:55,535 --> 00:58:56,745
It's godawful!
1782
00:58:56,786 --> 00:58:58,621
And this donut
tastes like trash.
1783
00:58:58,663 --> 00:59:00,498
I had no idea.
1784
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,334
I mean,
you're always so confident.
1785
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,878
I mean, you walk into a room
and people notice.
1786
00:59:04,919 --> 00:59:06,755
I always admired that.
1787
00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:08,131
Sure. I showboat
while you shrink back,
1788
00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:09,466
but we're doing the same thing--
1789
00:59:09,507 --> 00:59:11,384
trying to avoid rejection,
trying to people-please.
1790
00:59:11,426 --> 00:59:13,219
It's exhausting!
1791
00:59:13,261 --> 00:59:15,055
You have no idea.
1792
00:59:15,096 --> 00:59:16,556
I actually
1793
00:59:16,598 --> 00:59:19,434
really miss
the real you.
1794
00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:22,270
I miss you, too.
1795
00:59:22,312 --> 00:59:23,355
Okay.
1796
00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:24,647
-Get over here!
-Okay.
1797
00:59:27,609 --> 00:59:29,361
-Okay. Enough about this broad.
-Yes.
1798
00:59:29,402 --> 00:59:31,529
What is going on with you?
1799
00:59:31,571 --> 00:59:33,073
Uh, well, I'm single. Yeah.
1800
00:59:33,114 --> 00:59:35,575
Adam and I broke up.
He is a textbook narcissist.
1801
00:59:35,617 --> 00:59:36,576
-Ew. The worst.
-I know.
1802
00:59:36,618 --> 00:59:38,244
But there's somebody new.
1803
00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:39,454
Mm!
1804
00:59:39,496 --> 00:59:40,538
Yeah, there's this guy
I really like,
1805
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,581
but I can't seem
to make any progress.
1806
00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:42,332
Oh!
1807
00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:46,336
All right, all right. Fine.
1808
00:59:46,378 --> 00:59:49,673
Spill it, sistah.
1809
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,676
Gonna help?
1810
00:59:52,717 --> 00:59:54,344
Oh, yeah. Put a donut there.
1811
00:59:54,386 --> 00:59:55,553
Oh, that's what I meant.
Thank you so much.
1812
00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:56,638
And put a donut right there.
1813
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,723
Rachel, do you think
1814
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:00,308
I got a chance
with your cousin?
1815
01:00:00,350 --> 01:00:02,435
Uh, well, you're like magnets--
1816
01:00:02,477 --> 01:00:04,813
you end up together
in every loop, so.
1817
01:00:04,854 --> 01:00:05,689
Really?
1818
01:00:05,730 --> 01:00:06,940
She really likes you.
1819
01:00:06,981 --> 01:00:07,982
-Huh!
-Yeah.
1820
01:00:08,024 --> 01:00:09,025
Cool.
1821
01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:10,777
Cool, cool, cool.
1822
01:00:10,819 --> 01:00:11,611
Yeah.
1823
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:12,946
I'm gonna go circulate!
1824
01:00:17,409 --> 01:00:18,576
Stop!
1825
01:00:18,618 --> 01:00:20,453
Whatever.
It's not Goldberg's anyways.
1826
01:00:20,495 --> 01:00:21,621
Yeah, well, maybe if you quit
1827
01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:22,872
running into me
at the train station...
1828
01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,378
What?
1829
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:29,587
Do you think the donuts
1830
01:00:29,629 --> 01:00:31,256
have something to do
with the time loop?
1831
01:00:32,632 --> 01:00:34,551
Maybe. I mean, we're in
magic-dreidel territory now,
1832
01:00:34,592 --> 01:00:35,885
so, could be.
1833
01:00:35,927 --> 01:00:37,846
They're a symbol
of my parents' undying love.
1834
01:00:39,222 --> 01:00:40,890
I have an idea.
1835
01:00:40,932 --> 01:00:42,976
Trust the process.
1836
01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:45,437
We gotta get those donuts
to that party unscathed.
1837
01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:46,980
No flattened donuts,
no flattened time.
1838
01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:48,648
Obviously, that's the way
out of the time loop.
1839
01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:49,691
Oh, obviously.
1840
01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:51,234
We're closed!
1841
01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:53,111
Well, that could work.
Either that,
1842
01:00:53,153 --> 01:00:55,113
or our girl has gotten a little
loopy from all these time loops.
1843
01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:57,365
We got to get those donuts out
of the train station unscathed.
1844
01:00:57,407 --> 01:00:59,826
Well, we could just
buy more donuts.
1845
01:00:59,868 --> 01:01:01,828
"Buy more donuts"?
Why didn't I think of that?
1846
01:01:01,870 --> 01:01:03,580
Oh, wait.
I did, and it didn't work, so.
1847
01:01:03,621 --> 01:01:04,998
Did you ever get to level 17
1848
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,791
of that Vampire Legion game
I loaned you?
1849
01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:08,710
The one with
the blood-sucking unicorns and--
1850
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,003
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-...The flame-throwing ferrets?
1851
01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,171
The one where you think
you're supposed to go
1852
01:01:11,212 --> 01:01:12,255
through the brick fireplace
to level up,
1853
01:01:12,297 --> 01:01:13,423
but you really need to--
1854
01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:15,216
...Bypass the hell-mouth
completely, yes!
1855
01:01:15,258 --> 01:01:16,760
You know this game?
1856
01:01:16,801 --> 01:01:17,927
Yeah. We beat it a loop ago.
1857
01:01:17,969 --> 01:01:19,763
We beat it?
1858
01:01:19,804 --> 01:01:21,264
No? Okay.
1859
01:01:21,306 --> 01:01:22,390
You're right.
1860
01:01:22,432 --> 01:01:23,350
We gotta bypass
the train station,
1861
01:01:23,391 --> 01:01:25,143
but how do we get
on the train?
1862
01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,644
Oh, no-no-no-no. We are
never getting those donuts
1863
01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:27,812
to New Jersey on the train.
1864
01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:30,023
Well, how do we get
to the party, then?
1865
01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:43,036
She's a... a beauty.
1866
01:01:43,078 --> 01:01:44,454
Thank you.
1867
01:01:44,496 --> 01:01:45,455
I painted the, uh, dragon wings
on the hood myself.
1868
01:01:45,497 --> 01:01:46,873
Ah. Okay.
1869
01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:48,541
Okay. Here's what we'll do.
When I wake up,
1870
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:50,043
I'll drive over to Hero Worship,
kidnap Seth,
1871
01:01:50,085 --> 01:01:51,461
throw him in the van,
and then we'll drive
1872
01:01:51,503 --> 01:01:52,879
over to your apartment
and pick you up.
1873
01:01:52,921 --> 01:01:55,048
What makes you think
I'm gonna believe you
1874
01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:58,009
if you just show up at my house
with a kidnapped Seth?
1875
01:01:58,051 --> 01:02:00,220
Oh...
...you'll believe me.
1876
01:02:00,261 --> 01:02:02,263
You always believe me.
1877
01:02:02,305 --> 01:02:03,556
Yeah.
Don't believe you.
1878
01:02:03,598 --> 01:02:04,808
Answer's no.
1879
01:02:04,849 --> 01:02:06,726
If you let me explain,
I'll tell you.
1880
01:02:06,768 --> 01:02:08,561
Is this what you do?
1881
01:02:08,603 --> 01:02:09,979
You just knock
on strangers' doors,
1882
01:02:10,021 --> 01:02:11,314
tell them you're
a time traveler?
1883
01:02:11,356 --> 01:02:12,565
Seriously?
1884
01:02:12,607 --> 01:02:13,942
You don't believe me?
1885
01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:16,444
Why aren't you hitting on me?
1886
01:02:16,486 --> 01:02:18,071
I gotta catch my train.
1887
01:02:18,113 --> 01:02:19,072
Stop!
1888
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,156
Hold on.
1889
01:02:20,198 --> 01:02:21,825
You like LARPing,
1890
01:02:21,866 --> 01:02:23,910
but your passion is...
1891
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:25,578
illustrating for comic books.
1892
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:28,081
How could you possibly
know that?
1893
01:02:28,123 --> 01:02:30,834
I also know that you teach
at Cedar Hill Terrace,
1894
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:33,128
which makes you, like,
the most selfless person I know.
1895
01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,547
You're smart.
1896
01:02:35,588 --> 01:02:37,590
You're funny.
1897
01:02:37,632 --> 01:02:39,759
You are very optimistic,
1898
01:02:39,801 --> 01:02:41,803
no matter how hopeless
the situation gets.
1899
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,805
And my grandmother is right--
1900
01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,515
you have
the most beautiful hands.
1901
01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,018
Are you hitting on me?
1902
01:02:48,059 --> 01:02:50,395
I know
that this sounds strange.
1903
01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:51,938
Little bit.
1904
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:52,939
But we are stuck
in a time loop together.
1905
01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:54,107
-Oh, we're stuck?
-You and me.
1906
01:02:54,149 --> 01:02:56,276
And you said you'd help me
get out of it.
1907
01:02:56,317 --> 01:02:57,902
I'm sorry.
1908
01:02:57,944 --> 01:02:59,446
I, uh...
1909
01:02:59,487 --> 01:03:00,947
Yeah.
1910
01:03:00,989 --> 01:03:01,948
Okay.
1911
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:03,408
Look. It's the, um...
1912
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:04,409
The dice!
1913
01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:07,203
You have
a vintage dice protector
1914
01:03:07,245 --> 01:03:08,288
in your left pocket.
1915
01:03:08,329 --> 01:03:11,374
It's two dodecahedron
D&D dice,
1916
01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:15,879
a gift from your Zayde Sam--
unbelievably nerdy, but...
1917
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,173
they mean
the world to you.
1918
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:22,594
Hi, Seth.
1919
01:03:22,635 --> 01:03:23,887
You know Seth?
1920
01:03:23,928 --> 01:03:25,472
Yeah. He was super into it.
1921
01:03:25,513 --> 01:03:27,265
It's a long story,
but a fun one,
1922
01:03:27,307 --> 01:03:30,352
and I will tell it to you,
if you get in the van.
1923
01:03:30,393 --> 01:03:31,478
Get in the van, man!
1924
01:03:31,519 --> 01:03:33,188
Okay.
1925
01:03:33,229 --> 01:03:36,191
Yeah.
1926
01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:38,651
Yeah. Okay. That was easy.
1927
01:03:42,530 --> 01:03:43,782
How did she rope you
into this?
1928
01:03:43,823 --> 01:03:45,950
Look, man,
she's a time traveler
1929
01:03:45,992 --> 01:03:47,660
with a singular mission.
I've seen Terminator.
1930
01:03:47,702 --> 01:03:49,746
You think I wanna
mess with Skynet?
1931
01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:51,664
I don't think
she's a cyborg.
1932
01:03:51,706 --> 01:03:53,500
I'm not taking any chances.
1933
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,626
Oh!
1934
01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:56,503
There's Goldberg's.
1935
01:03:59,255 --> 01:04:00,840
Popular place.
1936
01:04:00,882 --> 01:04:02,676
Oh, God. I forgot.
Don't look.
1937
01:04:02,717 --> 01:04:03,510
-What's that?
-Don't look behind.
1938
01:04:03,551 --> 01:04:04,552
Okay.
1939
01:04:04,594 --> 01:04:05,970
There's a very nosy lady
in line.
1940
01:04:06,012 --> 01:04:07,389
Do not engage with her.
1941
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:08,723
-What are you doing? Stop!
-Oh. Made eye contact.
1942
01:04:08,765 --> 01:04:10,183
Okay, but leave me
out of it.
1943
01:04:10,225 --> 01:04:11,559
-Chag Sameach.
-Hi.
1944
01:04:11,601 --> 01:04:14,437
Looks like somebody
is going to a Hanukkah party!
1945
01:04:14,479 --> 01:04:15,814
Yeah!
1946
01:04:15,855 --> 01:04:17,816
-Yes.
-This is Rachel. I'm Zach.
1947
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:19,442
-Mildred.
-Mildred? Nice to meet you!
1948
01:04:19,484 --> 01:04:20,860
Stop.
1949
01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:22,862
We're actually going
to Rachel's parents' house
1950
01:04:22,904 --> 01:04:24,698
for a Hanukkah party
tonight. Yeah.
1951
01:04:24,739 --> 01:04:26,157
You're meeting them?
For the first time, tonight?
1952
01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:27,075
Her parents?
1953
01:04:27,117 --> 01:04:28,535
-First time. Yeah.
-He is.
1954
01:04:28,576 --> 01:04:30,036
Her Bubbe set us up.
1955
01:04:30,078 --> 01:04:31,413
Oh...
1956
01:04:31,454 --> 01:04:32,914
and that is my phone.
1957
01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:35,667
-So convenient!
-Gotta take that. Bye!
1958
01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:37,460
Hey, babe.
Bad news.
1959
01:04:37,502 --> 01:04:38,878
I'm not gonna make it tonight.
1960
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,006
I'm, uh--
...I'm feeling sick.
1961
01:04:41,047 --> 01:04:42,340
Adam, hey.
I'm glad you called.
1962
01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:44,217
We need to talk.
1963
01:04:44,259 --> 01:04:45,635
Oh, that sounds ominous.
1964
01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:47,095
Listen, I know you don't
want to meet my parents.
1965
01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:49,222
I get it.
It was way too soon!
1966
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:50,557
I never said that!
1967
01:04:50,598 --> 01:04:51,725
Yeah, you don't have
1968
01:04:51,766 --> 01:04:52,767
to pretend to be sick
or anything.
1969
01:04:52,809 --> 01:04:54,394
* Five shiny things... *
1970
01:04:54,436 --> 01:04:56,312
Deep down, we know we are
not right for each other.
1971
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,357
Are you breaking up with me?
1972
01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:01,693
I am.
1973
01:05:01,735 --> 01:05:03,319
And I gotta run.
1974
01:05:03,361 --> 01:05:04,446
Trust me, there are
1975
01:05:04,487 --> 01:05:05,363
no hard feelings.
1976
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:06,406
Ahem.
1977
01:05:06,448 --> 01:05:07,949
Yeah.
1978
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:08,742
Buddy.
1979
01:05:10,785 --> 01:05:12,037
-...Bette Midler.
-Yeah?
1980
01:05:12,078 --> 01:05:13,872
-What'd I miss?
-Oh, so much!
1981
01:05:13,913 --> 01:05:15,957
I was just telling your beau
1982
01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:18,001
I'm often mistaken
for a young Bette Midler.
1983
01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:19,919
-Really?
-Striking, honestly. Yeah.
1984
01:05:19,961 --> 01:05:20,962
Striking.
That's what I thought too.
1985
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:23,006
And also...
Mildred was telling me
1986
01:05:23,048 --> 01:05:25,216
that she's gonna be
lighting the Hanukkah candles
1987
01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:27,344
alone tonight.
1988
01:05:27,385 --> 01:05:29,012
-With the boyfriend?
-No.
1989
01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:30,430
Or girlfriend?
I'm hip to that.
1990
01:05:30,472 --> 01:05:32,932
No, I'm sorry,
I only have my kids in Seattle.
1991
01:05:32,974 --> 01:05:34,768
Oh! Hop, skip,
and a jump, though.
1992
01:05:34,809 --> 01:05:36,561
-Not that close, though.
-Could be, though!
1993
01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:38,521
-Mm.
-Ah. We Zoomed the first night,
1994
01:05:38,563 --> 01:05:40,648
but, you know,
they have busy lives
1995
01:05:40,690 --> 01:05:42,650
and parties of their own to--
...attend.
1996
01:05:42,692 --> 01:05:43,818
Right.
1997
01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:45,904
But if only there was
a Hanukkah party
1998
01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:47,405
we could invite her to,
you know?
1999
01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:49,449
-Oh, no. If only!
-Yeah.
2000
01:05:49,491 --> 01:05:51,534
-Mm.
-What is that?
2001
01:05:51,576 --> 01:05:53,244
Is that a hint
that I just dropped?
2002
01:05:53,286 --> 01:05:54,704
-There it is!
-Okay, stop. Thank you.
2003
01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,831
Is that Rose Landau?
2004
01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:01,461
Mildred Tannenbaum?
2005
01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:02,754
Talk about kismet!
2006
01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:03,963
How do you guys
know each other?
2007
01:06:04,005 --> 01:06:05,423
We met Mildred in line
at Goldberg's.
2008
01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,425
Oh, Mildy and I went to school
together in Newark.
2009
01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:09,219
What a mitzvah--
2010
01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:11,680
your Rachel inviting me
to the party tonight!
2011
01:06:11,721 --> 01:06:13,348
Ah, she's a good one.
2012
01:06:14,683 --> 01:06:17,686
Let's all keep that in mind.
2013
01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:19,270
-Oh. Sorry.
-Sorry.
2014
01:06:19,312 --> 01:06:20,647
-No. No.
-My bad.
2015
01:06:20,689 --> 01:06:22,315
The donuts are okay.
That's what matters.
2016
01:06:22,357 --> 01:06:23,525
That's the important thing.
2017
01:06:23,566 --> 01:06:25,193
Yeah. Yes.
2018
01:06:27,862 --> 01:06:29,406
Seems to be going pretty well.
2019
01:06:29,447 --> 01:06:30,657
-I think so.
-Yeah.
2020
01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:31,700
I think we make a good team.
2021
01:06:31,741 --> 01:06:33,993
Yeah. A really good team.
2022
01:06:35,537 --> 01:06:37,330
I don't know how
to thank you.
2023
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:40,500
Well, I could--
2024
01:06:45,588 --> 01:06:47,257
-Was that the first time--
-Yeah.
2025
01:06:48,717 --> 01:06:50,260
Can you save it
for a bigger van?
2026
01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:56,641
All right.
2027
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,268
You, uh--
2028
01:07:01,146 --> 01:07:02,480
You go.
2029
01:07:02,522 --> 01:07:03,732
Make sure these donuts
arrive in one piece.
2030
01:07:03,773 --> 01:07:05,066
Okay.
2031
01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:06,609
We'll meet you inside.
2032
01:07:06,651 --> 01:07:07,569
-Okay.
-All right.
2033
01:07:07,610 --> 01:07:10,405
Got your stuff here.
2034
01:07:12,073 --> 01:07:13,283
Seth Rubenstein
cannot play tennis!
2035
01:07:13,324 --> 01:07:14,451
-Yes, he can, Stan.
-He has one--
2036
01:07:14,492 --> 01:07:16,286
Oh!
2037
01:07:16,327 --> 01:07:18,079
There she is!
2038
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:21,332
My publishing/editor baby.
2039
01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:22,709
Dad.
2040
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:25,670
Look who showed up
to surprise you.
2041
01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:26,921
Happy Hanukkah.
2042
01:07:27,797 --> 01:07:28,923
Yeah.
2043
01:07:38,516 --> 01:07:40,268
Adam, what are you doing here?
2044
01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:42,812
After this morning,
it occurred to me
2045
01:07:42,854 --> 01:07:44,105
that I have been
so focused on work
2046
01:07:44,147 --> 01:07:45,357
that I haven't been
paying attention
2047
01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:47,025
to what's really important.
2048
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:48,943
I never go to--
2049
01:07:48,985 --> 01:07:50,320
-Adam--
-...The archery range anymore.
2050
01:07:50,362 --> 01:07:51,863
And don't get even
get me started on the sub-par--
2051
01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:52,906
-Okay. Adam--
-...Espresso machine
2052
01:07:52,947 --> 01:07:54,074
-at the faculty club.
-Adam.
2053
01:07:54,115 --> 01:07:56,284
I have been taking you
for granted, too.
2054
01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:58,495
Hearing you this morning--
2055
01:07:58,536 --> 01:08:00,497
you're so decisive,
so assured.
2056
01:08:00,538 --> 01:08:02,499
It's like
you're a brand-new woman.
2057
01:08:02,540 --> 01:08:04,751
Okay. Adam. Adam! I meant
what I said this morning.
2058
01:08:04,793 --> 01:08:06,961
All right. Just let me stay
for the candle-lighting.
2059
01:08:07,003 --> 01:08:07,796
I came all this way.
2060
01:08:07,837 --> 01:08:09,339
Okay. Just...
2061
01:08:09,381 --> 01:08:11,174
we're still broken up!
2062
01:08:13,677 --> 01:08:14,636
Hi.
2063
01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:17,305
Oh!
2064
01:08:17,347 --> 01:08:19,974
Ah! Happy Hanukkah, everyone!
2065
01:08:20,016 --> 01:08:21,351
I can take your coats.
2066
01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:22,936
Everything work out okay
with the sufganiyot?
2067
01:08:22,977 --> 01:08:24,312
Yeah. Can we talk for a second?
2068
01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:26,022
-Okay.
-Yeah. Just...
2069
01:08:26,064 --> 01:08:27,524
Hi! You must be Rose.
2070
01:08:27,565 --> 01:08:29,192
It's such a pleasure
to meet you.
2071
01:08:29,234 --> 01:08:30,985
I'm Adam,
Rachel's boyfriend.
2072
01:08:31,027 --> 01:08:32,237
Not.
2073
01:08:34,531 --> 01:08:35,532
And you are?
2074
01:08:36,991 --> 01:08:39,703
I'm Zach... Rubin.
2075
01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:42,038
Rosie's driver.
2076
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,082
Oh, that's wonderful.
2077
01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:46,209
I'm always looking for
a reliable car service
2078
01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:47,085
to the airport.
Do you have a card?
2079
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:48,003
Not on me.
2080
01:08:48,044 --> 01:08:49,087
You know,
2081
01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:51,172
I left my nebulizer
2082
01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:52,674
in the van!
Would you be a dear,
2083
01:08:52,716 --> 01:08:53,758
and go get it for me?
2084
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,760
-Would love to.
-Thank you, darling.
2085
01:08:57,012 --> 01:08:58,138
Oh. Uh...
2086
01:08:58,179 --> 01:09:02,350
This...
is Mildred Tannenbaum.
2087
01:09:02,392 --> 01:09:04,853
And I'm sure
she would love it
2088
01:09:04,894 --> 01:09:08,273
if you would share
your groundbreaking research
2089
01:09:08,314 --> 01:09:10,233
on hamster lice.
2090
01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:11,901
I would?
I would!
2091
01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:14,904
A Manischewitz
for the lady?
2092
01:09:18,366 --> 01:09:20,035
What do I do?
2093
01:09:20,076 --> 01:09:21,202
Go after him!
2094
01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:22,620
-Go!
-This is it!
2095
01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:23,788
Go!
2096
01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,081
This is it! Yes, yes!
2097
01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:27,584
Zach! Zach, can we talk?
2098
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,128
You're in a relationship.
I get it.
2099
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:31,546
No, no. We broke up.
2100
01:09:31,588 --> 01:09:33,465
That was the phone call
I took at Goldberg's.
2101
01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:34,883
Okay, so what does
that make me?
2102
01:09:34,924 --> 01:09:36,634
Your time-loop rebound?
2103
01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:39,429
No! We've broken up,
like-like, four times.
2104
01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:41,431
We even did it together
on the third loop.
2105
01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:43,224
I'm very ready to move on.
2106
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:44,351
-Oh.
-Wish you could remember it.
2107
01:09:44,392 --> 01:09:46,644
Yeah, well, I don't,
2108
01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:48,605
and from where I'm standing,
it kind of feels like
2109
01:09:48,646 --> 01:09:50,857
you're using me
to make your boyfriend jealous.
2110
01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:52,150
No. I would never do that.
2111
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:54,194
I mean,
he's never done that before.
2112
01:09:54,235 --> 01:09:56,112
Well, maybe that's a sign.
2113
01:09:56,154 --> 01:09:59,199
Maybe...
2114
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,658
Maybe you two
are meant to be together.
2115
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:03,536
How could you say that?
2116
01:10:03,578 --> 01:10:05,413
After everything
we've been through?
2117
01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:07,207
Look, that's just it--
in your mind,
2118
01:10:07,248 --> 01:10:09,084
we've been on
this epic journey together,
2119
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,795
but for me,
I'm on day one here.
2120
01:10:11,836 --> 01:10:13,254
Okay?
And I can't seem to catch up.
2121
01:10:13,296 --> 01:10:14,756
Let me explain.
2122
01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:16,257
No. It's--
2123
01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:18,802
it's been a really long day,
so...
2124
01:10:18,843 --> 01:10:20,679
I'm gonna go inside.
2125
01:10:21,846 --> 01:10:23,890
Zach?
2126
01:10:33,191 --> 01:10:35,652
Oh... my... gosh!
2127
01:10:35,694 --> 01:10:37,112
Rachel!
2128
01:10:37,153 --> 01:10:38,363
Uh... gosh.
2129
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,782
-"Gosh" is what I said.
-Okay.
2130
01:10:40,824 --> 01:10:43,284
I just finished the first
20 pages of your book,
2131
01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:44,953
and it is incredible!
2132
01:10:44,994 --> 01:10:46,413
-It is?
-100%!
2133
01:10:46,454 --> 01:10:48,873
And I'm-I'm so honored
that you asked me to read it.
2134
01:10:48,915 --> 01:10:49,958
Okay. Uh...
2135
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,292
Are you writing a novel?
2136
01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:52,210
Yeah. It's a new thing
I'm trying--
2137
01:10:52,252 --> 01:10:53,670
No. Oh, please.
2138
01:10:53,712 --> 01:10:55,880
No! The stories that this lady
would tell us as children
2139
01:10:55,922 --> 01:10:58,049
are what inspired me
to get into publishing.
2140
01:10:58,091 --> 01:10:59,509
Really?
I didn't know that.
2141
01:10:59,551 --> 01:11:01,011
Well--
2142
01:11:01,052 --> 01:11:02,429
You're full of surprises today.
2143
01:11:02,470 --> 01:11:04,556
Okay, so I can't
represent you myself,
2144
01:11:04,597 --> 01:11:06,307
and the UK's a completely
different market,
2145
01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:08,309
but I am meeting
with some publishers
2146
01:11:08,351 --> 01:11:09,185
while I'm in town,
for some drinks,
2147
01:11:09,227 --> 01:11:10,478
and I would just love
2148
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:11,896
to chat you up--
if that's all right with you.
2149
01:11:11,938 --> 01:11:13,023
Yes!
2150
01:11:13,064 --> 01:11:14,899
Yes. Yes!
That'd be wicked awesome.
2151
01:11:14,941 --> 01:11:16,735
Excuse me.
Emergency. Josh!
2152
01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:19,487
Oy. She's a handful.
2153
01:11:19,529 --> 01:11:20,905
I can see why she gets
under your skin.
2154
01:11:20,947 --> 01:11:23,158
You know what?
2155
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:25,201
I'm gonna step into my light.
2156
01:11:25,243 --> 01:11:27,120
It's time for you to go.
2157
01:11:28,538 --> 01:11:30,665
Uh, can I have
everybody's attention, please?
2158
01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:32,334
Whoo!
2159
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,418
Uh-huh. Yeah.
2160
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,211
Well, thank you for that.
Um...
2161
01:11:35,253 --> 01:11:37,172
I just want to thank
everybody
2162
01:11:37,213 --> 01:11:38,673
for being here
2163
01:11:38,715 --> 01:11:40,759
to help Joanna and me celebrate
our 36th anniversary--
2164
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,969
Whoo!
2165
01:11:43,011 --> 01:11:44,179
...Of the first night we met.
2166
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:45,597
That Adam
is so full of himself.
2167
01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:47,057
Rosie--
2168
01:11:47,098 --> 01:11:48,433
Now get in there
and fight for her!
2169
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:49,601
It's out of my hands.
2170
01:11:49,642 --> 01:11:51,394
You think I brought you in here
2171
01:11:51,436 --> 01:11:53,688
so you could stuff yourself
full of latkes?
2172
01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:54,981
18 is a lucky number...
2173
01:11:55,023 --> 01:11:57,692
My granddaughter needs saving.
2174
01:11:57,734 --> 01:11:59,986
She's a damsel in distress!
2175
01:12:00,028 --> 01:12:02,947
I think that's a bit of
an outdated paradigm.
2176
01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:05,200
Oh, for heaven's sake!
2177
01:12:05,241 --> 01:12:08,828
You need to start
living your life.
2178
01:12:08,870 --> 01:12:11,581
It's what your grandfather
would have wanted.
2179
01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:14,084
Not pullin' any punches
tonight, are we?
2180
01:12:15,418 --> 01:12:19,881
True love
is so difficult to come by.
2181
01:12:19,923 --> 01:12:20,965
Yeah.
2182
01:12:21,007 --> 01:12:22,842
Shoshana...
2183
01:12:22,884 --> 01:12:26,054
we're so happy
you found it with Bex.
2184
01:12:26,096 --> 01:12:27,555
And who knows?
2185
01:12:27,597 --> 01:12:30,100
Maybe this is the year
that Rachel finds her soul mate.
2186
01:12:30,141 --> 01:12:30,934
Seems like
she already found him.
2187
01:12:32,394 --> 01:12:33,812
...Shel Hanukkah.
2188
01:12:40,610 --> 01:12:42,904
And this is for you, Bex.
2189
01:12:42,946 --> 01:12:45,448
Oh? Oh, thank you.
2190
01:12:45,490 --> 01:12:47,033
Yeah, uh, it's for
your seventh night party
2191
01:12:47,075 --> 01:12:48,576
next year.
2192
01:12:48,618 --> 01:12:50,704
Mom and Dad's
are getting a little old.
2193
01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:52,747
Oh. So I guess
they told you, then?
2194
01:12:52,789 --> 01:12:53,581
Uh...
2195
01:12:53,623 --> 01:12:55,625
not in so many words.
2196
01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:57,252
Your house is so much bigger
2197
01:12:57,293 --> 01:12:59,754
than their condo,
so, no-brainer.
2198
01:12:59,796 --> 01:13:02,007
This is gonna be
a tough act to follow.
2199
01:13:02,048 --> 01:13:03,425
No. Are you kidding?
2200
01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:04,843
It's gonna be amazing.
2201
01:13:04,884 --> 01:13:07,470
I'm gonna help you--
start with the donuts.
2202
01:13:07,512 --> 01:13:08,555
-Really?
-Yeah.
2203
01:13:08,596 --> 01:13:10,473
Oh. Thanks, Rach.
2204
01:13:11,641 --> 01:13:13,393
So can I keep
a box at your house?
2205
01:13:13,435 --> 01:13:15,103
-Rachel?
-Like a shoe box?
2206
01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:16,438
Guess again.
2207
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:17,522
Come with me.
2208
01:13:19,607 --> 01:13:22,193
I want to give you something.
2209
01:13:23,611 --> 01:13:25,739
Go on. Open it.
2210
01:13:26,948 --> 01:13:30,118
That dreidel has been
in our family
2211
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,537
for generations,
2212
01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,080
and from watching you tonight,
2213
01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:37,459
I can tell that you've been
making good use of it.
2214
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:38,793
Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
2215
01:13:38,835 --> 01:13:40,045
What?
2216
01:13:40,086 --> 01:13:41,546
That you shouldn't eat
day-old gefilte--
2217
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:43,923
No, Grandma.
The-- The dreidel.
2218
01:13:43,965 --> 01:13:47,844
It brings light into the lives
of those who spin it.
2219
01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:48,845
Mm-hmm.
2220
01:13:48,887 --> 01:13:50,096
There's no more to say
than that?
2221
01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:51,973
I think there might be
something else to say.
2222
01:13:52,015 --> 01:13:53,475
It's not for me to say.
2223
01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:54,768
Okay, but the fact
that you're even
2224
01:13:54,809 --> 01:13:56,519
sort of saying anything
is a good sign, right?
2225
01:13:57,562 --> 01:13:59,230
Listen, I...
2226
01:13:59,272 --> 01:14:02,442
I don't want to be ungrateful,
but the time loop stops, right?
2227
01:14:02,484 --> 01:14:05,278
Spin... the dreidel, dear.
2228
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,863
Find out.
2229
01:14:09,115 --> 01:14:10,158
Time to ante up!
2230
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,117
-I got it.
-Mm-hmm.
2231
01:14:11,159 --> 01:14:12,619
Okay.
2232
01:14:14,162 --> 01:14:17,165
Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin!
Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin!
2233
01:14:17,207 --> 01:14:18,333
Shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-shin!
2234
01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:19,626
Shin-shin-shin-shin-shin-shin...
2235
01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:21,211
Ah! You landed on gimmel!
2236
01:14:21,252 --> 01:14:22,837
Wow! Winner.
2237
01:14:22,879 --> 01:14:25,006
Talk about beginner's luck.
2238
01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:26,508
You won it all!
2239
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,134
Okay, come on.
Don't be...
2240
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,768
Hey, buddy.
2241
01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:39,729
Hey. Yeah.
Just grabbing my jacket.
2242
01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:42,065
Find me later?
2243
01:14:42,107 --> 01:14:43,233
You better believe I will.
2244
01:14:49,447 --> 01:14:50,865
What an amazing day, huh?
2245
01:14:50,907 --> 01:14:53,660
Yeah. I'm gonna
call you tomorrow, okay?
2246
01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:55,829
What? Hey!
You can't leave, man.
2247
01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:56,955
Rachel made it
past the dreidel game
2248
01:14:56,996 --> 01:14:58,206
without the house
burning down.
2249
01:14:58,248 --> 01:14:59,791
She leveled up, man!
2250
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:01,876
Maybe because her boyfriend
finally made it to the party.
2251
01:15:01,918 --> 01:15:03,962
We don't know that!
It could've been the donuts.
2252
01:15:04,004 --> 01:15:05,880
Look, some things
aren't meant to be, all right?
2253
01:15:05,922 --> 01:15:08,008
I think this one
might be doomed to fail.
2254
01:15:08,049 --> 01:15:09,384
You know who else
was doomed to fail?
2255
01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:10,510
Who?
2256
01:15:10,552 --> 01:15:12,053
The Maccabees.
2257
01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:13,763
I know. I went to Hebrew
school. What's your point?
2258
01:15:13,805 --> 01:15:16,224
Miracles do happen.
2259
01:15:16,266 --> 01:15:17,642
And when you find
2260
01:15:17,684 --> 01:15:20,311
someone that you connect with
like that, right away?
2261
01:15:20,353 --> 01:15:21,771
That's nothing short
of miraculous.
2262
01:15:21,813 --> 01:15:24,941
Come on, man.
Don't leave before the miracle!
2263
01:15:26,026 --> 01:15:27,110
Make good choices.
2264
01:15:28,236 --> 01:15:29,404
You know that I won't!
2265
01:16:02,437 --> 01:16:03,897
Yes! Yes!
2266
01:16:05,106 --> 01:16:07,442
Okay! Yahoo!
Okay. Yes.
2267
01:16:07,484 --> 01:16:08,735
Wow.
2268
01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:11,154
Well, glad to see
you're finally up.
2269
01:16:12,197 --> 01:16:13,782
I am so happy to be here!
2270
01:16:13,823 --> 01:16:16,368
Oh. Me too!
2271
01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:19,371
But your mom is intent on
boxing up the kitchen
2272
01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:22,165
before I drop you off
at Cedar Hill Terrace, so,
2273
01:16:22,207 --> 01:16:23,458
maybe you want to get dressed?
2274
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,335
There's a holiday art exhibit
luncheon today--
2275
01:16:25,377 --> 01:16:26,503
it's today!
2276
01:16:26,544 --> 01:16:28,213
Yeah. Your grandma's
excited to see you,
2277
01:16:28,254 --> 01:16:30,715
but not in your pajamas,
so come on, get dressed.
2278
01:16:30,757 --> 01:16:32,842
Okay. Dad, don't! Stop!
Don't spin that.
2279
01:16:32,884 --> 01:16:33,968
No, no, no, no, no.
2280
01:16:34,010 --> 01:16:35,553
It only trips a time loop
if you spin it
2281
01:16:35,595 --> 01:16:38,098
on the seventh night
in the presence of soul mates.
2282
01:16:38,139 --> 01:16:39,724
You know about the dreidel?
2283
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:42,352
Of course I do.
2284
01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:44,229
Didn't you hear
what Grandma Rosie said?
2285
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,606
It's been in our family
for generations.
2286
01:16:46,648 --> 01:16:48,817
It's like our own personal
rite of passage, Rach.
2287
01:16:48,858 --> 01:16:51,069
You loop for seven nights
2288
01:16:51,111 --> 01:16:53,405
and, after that,
true soul mates connect.
2289
01:16:53,446 --> 01:16:54,614
You've...
2290
01:16:54,656 --> 01:16:56,449
spun the dreidel?
2291
01:16:56,491 --> 01:16:58,743
Tanta Sophie gave me it to me
the night I met your mother.
2292
01:16:58,785 --> 01:16:59,744
Rachel, lookit.
2293
01:16:59,786 --> 01:17:01,329
I mean, "Dr. Dreidel"?
2294
01:17:01,371 --> 01:17:03,832
-I needed the help.
-No, no, no, no.
2295
01:17:03,873 --> 01:17:05,875
You met
and it was love at first sight.
2296
01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,961
Absolutely not!
Are you kidding?
2297
01:17:08,003 --> 01:17:09,254
I mean, it was so far from--
2298
01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:11,423
I, yeah, I needed
a full seven loops,
2299
01:17:11,464 --> 01:17:13,091
and, I mean, you should've
seen the journey
2300
01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:14,134
that Shoshana and Bex went on
2301
01:17:14,175 --> 01:17:16,011
when Shosh spun it.
I mean--
2302
01:17:16,052 --> 01:17:17,303
Wait. Shoshana
spun the dreidel?
2303
01:17:17,345 --> 01:17:18,430
So everyone in the family
has spun the dreidel?
2304
01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:20,098
Yeah. True love was f--
2305
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,641
Okay. I know, I know.
2306
01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:23,184
I understand
that this is a lot.
2307
01:17:23,226 --> 01:17:24,728
This is--
2308
01:17:24,769 --> 01:17:26,563
Are you--
you gonna throw up?
2309
01:17:26,604 --> 01:17:28,398
No. I...
2310
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,234
if it takes seven loops
to find your soul mate,
2311
01:17:31,276 --> 01:17:34,988
that means Zach and I
weren't meant to be.
2312
01:17:35,989 --> 01:17:37,407
He left, Dad.
2313
01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:39,784
Rachel, how many days
are there in Hanukkah?
2314
01:17:39,826 --> 01:17:40,910
Eight.
2315
01:17:40,952 --> 01:17:42,454
Right.
2316
01:17:43,705 --> 01:17:45,540
This only
takes you so far.
2317
01:17:45,582 --> 01:17:47,959
It can give you a few pitches,
but you've got to give it a hit.
2318
01:17:48,001 --> 01:17:49,794
Create your own miracle.
2319
01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:51,296
Is that a baseball reference?
2320
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,298
That's a-- yeah, it's a base--
All right.
2321
01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:54,299
Sorry.
2322
01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:55,467
He's really mad.
2323
01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:56,885
So what?
2324
01:17:56,926 --> 01:17:59,012
I don't know anybody
who said this was easy.
2325
01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:01,139
It's love!
2326
01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:03,350
It's messy. It's...
2327
01:18:03,391 --> 01:18:06,269
We just need
to come up with a good plan.
2328
01:18:06,311 --> 01:18:09,022
Okay.
2329
01:18:10,565 --> 01:18:12,275
Okay.
2330
01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:16,154
For courage!
2331
01:18:16,196 --> 01:18:17,322
-Oh, yeah.
-Drink up.
2332
01:18:17,364 --> 01:18:18,573
Okay.
2333
01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:19,866
Mm.
2334
01:18:21,409 --> 01:18:22,494
Oh.
2335
01:18:22,535 --> 01:18:24,871
I just saw Zach
a few minutes ago,
2336
01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,247
going into the back room.
2337
01:18:27,457 --> 01:18:31,211
No matter what goes on
between you two in there...
2338
01:18:32,587 --> 01:18:33,797
...I'm proud of you.
2339
01:18:33,838 --> 01:18:35,840
For potentially
making a fool out of myself?
2340
01:18:35,882 --> 01:18:38,176
Well, for
putting yourself out there,
2341
01:18:38,218 --> 01:18:41,221
and not just romantically.
2342
01:18:41,262 --> 01:18:44,391
Your mother tells me
you started writing again.
2343
01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:47,060
Oh. This lady needs
to lay off the group chats.
2344
01:18:47,102 --> 01:18:49,521
Well, she's proud of you.
2345
01:18:49,562 --> 01:18:51,231
We all are!
2346
01:18:51,272 --> 01:18:52,774
Yeah.
2347
01:18:52,816 --> 01:18:56,277
I was a child when my parents
first came to this country.
2348
01:18:56,319 --> 01:18:58,154
For such a long time,
2349
01:18:58,196 --> 01:19:00,907
we were just focused
on survival.
2350
01:19:00,949 --> 01:19:03,159
We couldn't take the risk
2351
01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:06,121
of letting
our true selves shine!
2352
01:19:07,539 --> 01:19:11,126
But that does not
have to be your story.
2353
01:19:12,877 --> 01:19:16,923
Here's to the chutzpah...
2354
01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,717
of showing the world
what you got.
2355
01:19:18,758 --> 01:19:21,886
Yeah. Well, if I am that way,
it's because of you.
2356
01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:22,846
I'll drink to that!
2357
01:19:22,887 --> 01:19:24,764
L'chaim.
2358
01:19:29,394 --> 01:19:31,604
Like fruit-flavored gasoline.
2359
01:19:31,646 --> 01:19:32,814
Oh.
2360
01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:34,816
I have the dreidel back
for you.
2361
01:19:36,109 --> 01:19:38,236
In due course.
2362
01:19:39,654 --> 01:19:41,489
In the meanwhile...
2363
01:19:41,531 --> 01:19:43,491
protect it.
2364
01:19:44,701 --> 01:19:45,618
What do you mean?
2365
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:52,751
Uh, do you need some help?
2366
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,004
No. I think I can handle it.
2367
01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:57,464
Okay, great. Um...
2368
01:19:57,505 --> 01:19:59,257
well...
2369
01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:02,469
I, uh...
2370
01:20:02,510 --> 01:20:04,596
made you a Hanukkah gift.
It's...
2371
01:20:07,307 --> 01:20:08,433
You made me a mix tape?
2372
01:20:08,475 --> 01:20:09,601
Yeah.
2373
01:20:09,642 --> 01:20:12,604
It's, like,
'80s power ballads, mostly.
2374
01:20:12,645 --> 01:20:14,564
There's some REO Speedwagon,
I know you like that.
2375
01:20:14,606 --> 01:20:17,233
Did you travel back
to the 1980s to make this?
2376
01:20:18,568 --> 01:20:19,444
No.
2377
01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:21,112
Ahem.
2378
01:20:21,154 --> 01:20:22,781
I'm sorry about Adam.
2379
01:20:22,822 --> 01:20:24,491
He's a jerk,
2380
01:20:24,532 --> 01:20:26,451
but I should have
told you about...
2381
01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:27,994
all of that
before the kiss.
2382
01:20:28,036 --> 01:20:29,662
Yeah. Just to be clear,
2383
01:20:29,704 --> 01:20:31,956
it's not the kiss
that I had a problem with.
2384
01:20:31,998 --> 01:20:35,085
I know that this is scary,
2385
01:20:35,126 --> 01:20:36,670
and that you don't remember
a lot of it,
2386
01:20:36,711 --> 01:20:38,296
but it is special,
2387
01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:41,299
and worth showing up for.
2388
01:20:41,341 --> 01:20:43,885
Come on.
Say something, please.
2389
01:20:48,306 --> 01:20:50,392
Look, I can't deny it.
2390
01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:53,019
I've never felt
like this before.
2391
01:20:53,061 --> 01:20:55,814
I really like you. I do.
2392
01:20:55,855 --> 01:20:58,483
But we just met yesterday,
2393
01:20:58,525 --> 01:21:00,485
and you clearly have
so much going on.
2394
01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:01,736
I just--
2395
01:21:01,778 --> 01:21:04,364
I'm sorry, I need
to protect myself, you know?
2396
01:21:05,532 --> 01:21:06,658
Protect yourself?
2397
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,992
-Yeah.
-You need to protect yourself.
2398
01:21:08,034 --> 01:21:10,787
Right. Um...
2399
01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:12,831
Okay. Hold on...
2400
01:21:13,915 --> 01:21:15,834
Where are you?
2401
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,168
Dice.
Your dice case.
2402
01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:18,670
You said
that this is vintage, right?
2403
01:21:18,712 --> 01:21:20,171
-Well, it's more antique, but--
-Give me your hand.
2404
01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,506
-Okay.
-Okay.
2405
01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:23,091
It's not meant to protect these.
It's meant...
2406
01:21:24,634 --> 01:21:26,845
...to protect this.
2407
01:21:36,146 --> 01:21:37,856
-Hey...
-Hey!
2408
01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,027
* The future... *
2409
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,740
* ...Is open wide *
2410
01:21:48,241 --> 01:21:51,745
* I'll stop the world
and melt with you *
2411
01:21:53,246 --> 01:21:55,248
* Let's stop the world *
2412
01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:57,542
* You've seen the difference *
2413
01:21:57,584 --> 01:21:59,961
* And it's getting better... *
2414
01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:02,881
-We really did all of that?
-Yeah!
2415
01:22:04,424 --> 01:22:07,177
* ...There's nothing
you and I won't do *
2416
01:22:09,012 --> 01:22:11,222
* Let's stop the world *
2417
01:22:11,264 --> 01:22:12,766
* I'll stop the world
and melt with you *
2418
01:22:12,807 --> 01:22:13,808
You gotta admit,
2419
01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:14,976
this is one heck
of an origin story.
2420
01:22:15,018 --> 01:22:16,061
Yeah!
2421
01:22:21,274 --> 01:22:23,818
Oh, don't stop on our account!
2422
01:22:26,112 --> 01:22:28,073
Well, you know
what this means, right?
2423
01:22:28,114 --> 01:22:30,241
-I do not.
-You're Bill Murray.
2424
01:22:30,283 --> 01:22:31,159
I'm Andie MacDowell.
2425
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:33,078
Oh. Am I?
2426
01:22:33,119 --> 01:22:34,371
Okay, I will let you
be Andie MacDowell
2427
01:22:34,412 --> 01:22:35,497
as a Hanukkah gift.
2428
01:22:35,538 --> 01:22:37,123
-Oh, thank you.
-One Hanukkah gift.
2429
01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:38,750
Oh, that's so nice of you.
2430
01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,297
Oh, yes! Thank you.
2431
01:22:45,548 --> 01:22:47,926
-What?
-Don't even think about it.
2432
01:22:49,761 --> 01:22:53,598
* ...I'll stop the world
and melt with you *
2433
01:22:55,308 --> 01:22:57,560
* Let's stop the world *
2434
01:22:57,602 --> 01:22:59,771
* You've seen the difference *
2435
01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:05,318
* And it's getting better
all the time *
2436
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,822
* There's nothing you and I
won't do *
2437
01:23:11,199 --> 01:23:13,159
* Let's stop the world *
2438
01:23:13,201 --> 01:23:16,246
* I'll stop the world
and melt with you *
2439
01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:23,920
* Hmm hmm hmm *
2440
01:23:23,962 --> 01:23:27,966
* Hmm hmm hmm hmm... *
2441
01:23:28,008 --> 01:23:30,010
* Hmm hmm hmm *
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