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I love women.

A lot.

So much so that I get excited when talk about it. Sorry.

It is because I respect women very much.

If women are leading the world would be better.

I am a big feminist.

Holding the head of a woman ...

and two fingers inside stimulating her G-spot ..

I play like a violin ...

watch her squirm with pleasure ...

is a mystical experience.

Do not lie. I do not think ...

Picasso or Da Vinci had inspired more than me.

To my mind, I made a contribution ...

for the world outside ...

a little better.

I guess ...

I exist ...

to please women.

Nothing more.

Thank you, Rachel.

That was shocking.

Very.

Most would say that you believe what you say.

Almost, yes.

I'm about to offend.

Do not just believe what I said ...

is my creed.

Your creed is to please women?

It is. Say, Andy.

Yes, yes, it's ... creed.

Many times I said it.

What is your creed, Andy?

I do not know if I can summarize ...

my value system two sentences. It's complex.

Try it, friend.

Agreed. I ...

I believe in justice ...

and that all have a. ..

- To meet ... - We go to the bathroom ...

to pee.

Eve.

Do not delay, missed.

What the hell are you talking about?

- What the hell do you speak? - Me?

You spoke for a long time, I got distracted ...

I looked but they were words without meaning ...

Andy, pay attention.

We are close to Village Damn.

We are at the gas station People outside the ...

we have everything to get to Pueblo Damn.

Shit People Say no more.

I'm out of practice.

I do not know what to expect from me.

But they are hostesses.

Lufthansa!

The Group ...

No, dammit. What the hell?

Look ...

Look. Look!

You are sensuous and beautiful ...

It's crazy that I do not like ...

- What are we doing here? - We enjoyed it.

We had fun.

It's not fun for me. No.

It's no fun if not ...

I feel something. And I feel nothing.

I feel nothing.

I do not care about anything.

Sorry.

Agreed.

Just give me oral sex.

Good morning, honey.

Should be the best pancakes on the planet.

I had the ingredients and I thought ...

How do I give them more flavor?

Baking powder.

But I want the taste of milk.

Tell me it's not you.

Syrup syrup I bought online ...

of a farmer who produces 40 bottles per year ...

is a scarce commodity.

Inge Is last night?

Yes, all filmed with my webcam.

My appointment did not work. I sent her home.

Yes, home with me.

There are 700 branches Dinki Donuts in the country.

Do not mention it?

I give robots that throw donuts in a tower ...

donuts ships that fire ...

laser beams robots.

- Doughnuts and robots. - Robots and Donuts.

- Robots and Donuts. - Doughnuts and robots.

Who made the cartoons?

It's Andy. Has eye.

Is that all?

I always talk about the incredible creative team they are.

- I do not see. - Come on Alan ...

is my best team.

They know better than anyone the culture of your company.

Perhaps another agency should know better ...

because they miscalculated.

Miscalculated. It happens.

We tried the idea robots and donuts ...

seemed funky fresh.

They wanted something fresh, hip.

It seemed like it.

It must have been like, never seen anything like it. It happens.

The amazing thing is that it is our plan B.

We have a plan A, the style you want ...

tradition, quality. Give us a couple of days.

Two days. A couple of days.

- Two days is fine. - Two days ...

do not need more. Can you wait?

No.

- What? - We can invent otra thing ...

but not as good as this.

Time.

This is very good ...

is creative and original ...

if they can not see it, not my problem, it's yours.

We may not be the agency suitable for you.

It is not their delicious donuts ...

but bring your brand into the 21st century.

This is a lie, Jerry.

What are you doing?

Boys ...

Well, I was sold.

We'll do it your way.

But I do not understand what present to my father.

You will have eggs.

Yes, they have four ...

large eggs.

Unbelievable.

That was spectacular.

I do not want to say but I'm proud of you.

Do not know what to decide ...

manipulate the man perfectly.

Well, friend.

Not manipulated.

I got tired of the lies in my life.

- Good for you. - Yes, I got tired.

I got tired of one-night ...

I got tired of sleeping six months at home ...

and tired of feeling sorry for myself ...

because my fianc�e slept with an idiot ...

and then left me 5 fantastic years.

Well, Pour over.

- I stand firm against the lies. - Pour over.

- Want to know my creed? - Yes

No more lies.

I like it. Celebrate tonight.

Organized incredible for us tonight.

- Jerry. - Yes?

Do not get sick of me?

Do you? No.

We work together, live together ...

we went out every night ...

is not healthy.

- What is not healthy? - Us!

- Do you have plans tonight? - Yes

Agreed. Good. What do we do?

Thank you.

- Idiot. - Sorry, sorry.

Hey, wait!

What, Jerry?

Phoebe, Giselle and girls ...

want to talk about and retouch photos ...

and said that the Director Artistic was underway.

Yes?

Return to Town Shit because the game starts.

Sounds that will pass very well.

Later!

Is this your first time?

Yes.

Burton.

Andy.

"Let you know that coming?

Actually, no.

Is it just suddenly occur to you?

- More or less. - It's destiny.

Should we go?

No bite.

Only if you ask nicely.

Well, sit everyone.

It is an exciting day.

We have a new member in the group.

Sit down, here's a chair.

I present to you Andy.

- Hello, Andy. - Hello, Andy.

Andy wants to join the group. Any objections?

Agreed. Welcome.

Let me introduce myself first.

I'm Burton ...

I am sex addict.

I'm Tiffany, I am also addicted to sex.

But I have 94 days celibate.

Franny I am addicted to love ...

and I love love bad men.

I'm Herman and 10 December ...

19 years are free of prostitutes.

I am Ramon, you know why I am.

Hello. Donny. Sex addict.

Compulsive Masturbator unemployed. Hello everyone.

Hi, I'm Vanessa ...

and I am a sexual addict.

It's brilliant, why not occur to me before?

It's better than when we got Pilates, group Bible ...

Tell me about it.

What vice is nympho?

Hey, is called Vanessa ...

and is a sex addict and love.

What do you like? Sex with defects ...

sex eschatological semen drinking, defecating ...

with masturbation ...

anal sex ... What is she?

What's your problem?

It is a disease.

- Have a little respect. - "Disease?

No. ..

disease is wake up with someone ...

that has cheese in the panties ...

That is a disease.

Like the nymph. Good for you.

He said something strange ...

recently able to get away from the Jumbo Clown Room ...

and that the Jumbo Clown Room was ...

a dangerous place for her.

Must be a metaphor.

Will be traumatized a clown as a child?

- Jumbo's Clown Room? - Yes

Perhaps it relates to vagina, big and fun.

Do not mofes it. It is very sad.

Jumbo's Clown Room ...

No, no, no. It is a terrible coincidence.

Impossible to have worked here.

Do you know how much money?

I tell you it does not matter, is impossible.

Vanessa worked there.

Still have my helmet.

You're right, Andy, is very sad.

Okay, worked here before ...

but she resigned ...

ie, which has greatly increased.

So do I. Keep digging.

Yet discovered oil.

- I'm sure this is illegal. - Okay.

Have you ever went out with a good man?

Now do not talk about me.

It happens.

What are you doing?

Can you see?

What?

Someone will do something terrible today.

Moving.

So big that change lives.

What is it?

He is here.

Who?

You.

All right, come all ...

we have little time today ...

After masturbating ...

in every room of the apartment ...

also the laundry ...

- And the reception ... - Okay.

twice, I needed to get out of there ...

so I went to cut my hair.

- You look great. - Thanks.

- First, they washed my hair ... - It is very creamy.

I love it.

You know, she does very well there ...

on the scalp, massage your head ...

and she smells good, and the shampoo smells good.

I was wearing a robe and I thought ...

Who will see me?

- She saw me. - It's obvious.

Ramon.

It is my second complaint.

- Did you call the police? - Yes

With one more complaint, I will go to jail.

True, Donny.

What do you mean this week?

- Only at home. - A question ...

Can you do?

- I think so. - I am sure it is.

For now try with seasonings.

- Tell us. - My fridge has it all.

It's brilliant.

Mayonnaise is already known ...

is used by all boys, but the mustard ...

is spectacular.

Beware of Tabasco sauce ...

because if you enter the urethra, you burn a lot.

At the tip of the penis.

But the relish ... "

chopped vegetables sauce ...

because it has highlighted.

Good meeting people.

See you next week.

Hi, Vanessa.

Want to go for a coffee someday?

Andy.

Hello, Herman, he is Donny.

- Hello. - Hello.

Donny.

Let's eat something.

- Have fun. - Yes ..

- We will all go to eat something. - Yes

I know a place ...

have a section dedicated to the anus.

I do not speak the anus gay ...

but the anus heterosexual.

They have thousands of movies.

Once I spent $ 2,000 in a month ...

I exhausted all my credit cards.

What I can tell? I like the rear.

You know, the rectum is the new vagina.

It's true.

Hello. Here a butt for Mr. Back.

- Hello, Mr. neckline. - Hello.

I have a date tonight.

What do you think? You know ...

I can put them well ...

or put them together and lift at a time.

They are all good options ...

but it is false advertising ...

because they will thereby when I undress.

I shall leave half on the bed, pygmy.

Who is the fresh meat?

Lisa, it's Andy.

- Hello, Andy. - Hello.

- What is your vice? - What?

Come on, for years I attend to these patients.

This masturbates as if he owed money.

That, pierce the ham to throw it.

What is your vice, Andy? What is your weird habit?

Honestly, I have no vices strangers.

Yeah, me neither.

I was there for a second, very close.

Be right back.

You said you only at home.

He tries.

Look, I go, thanks for everything.

No, I want to talk.

I saw that ...

Vanessa you are interested.

- Vanessa? No, I ... - Do not blame you.

She is beautiful, smart, funny ...

talented, of course.

But two months ago it was a disaster.

It was nude every night at Jumbo.

He walked a lot ...

thanks to the group. I found him a job ...

with Dr. Pete Craig, a veterinarian.

If we get Luke moved house ...

be fine. I am proud of it.

In the group, we have a golden rule ...

you can not date anyone in the group ...

ever.

Not negotiable.

Do you understand me?

Yes, I understand.

Yes.

Hi, guys, what I miss?

I gave the talk.

The talk, how nice.

How did it go?

Andy I think he understood very well.

- Good. - Hey, you ended up here?

- Do you want to take it home? - Yes, please.

With a portion of relish.

I'll kick in the pussy, little fool.

We ran the relish.

- Do not tell me you did. - What a revelation.

This patient is the Christopher Columbus masturbation.

I was resting between my legs ...

seemed penis a baseball player.

- What else did you learn? - Nothing.

Nothing? Comes with these patients.

- You are a pervert fee. - That's the problem:

have rules. The worst is that no you can come out with another member.

I must be crazy. It is impossible.

Nothing is impossible. The rules do not apply to you.

If you can not go out with her, meet her somewhere else.

This ... I would like for me.

- Hello. - It is castrated ...

looking for a home, has shots.

I believe not.

Are you sure? It is very affectionate.

- I see. - No one is as loving as I am.

What kind of dog you looking for?

One injured.

Let's make a deal.

If you help me make an impact ...

I caress her belly. So.

Try a little bit.

Like it?

Do you like your pet's belly?

Damn. Damn.

- Hello. - Hello.

Wow, what a coincidence.

I, Andy, of the meetings.

Yes.

Be who you are.

Crashed on me.

What madness to see you here. That's incredible.

You know, I think you were wrong.

You put "Andy" as the name of the dog.

Yes, it is called Andy too. We are both Andy.

It is a sweet and loving companion ...

Andy just wants love.

You mean "she."

- Yes, of course, her. - Okay.

What's wrong with Andy?

His leg.

Lacking.

It is very sad.

But you work with animals and support ...

- Is rewarding ... - Why are you here?

I really want to drink coffee with you someday.

I went out with Herman and Donny, I gave the talk ...

so I know the rules ...

but you left before we can tell you ...

I'm not addicted ...

so we can go on a date.

Not a sex addict?

I look crazy but ...

listen ...

I am a good person ...

and I just want to know more.

I can not talk here ...

but I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow. Yes?

Here comes the doctor. Bye, baby.

I can stand the bad breath ...

I do not know if I can commit ...

a man who falls asleep ...

during foreplay.

Two hours of oral sex is asking a lot ...

- Any man. - From there you have bad breath.

Never mind how it looks jaw.

Mine hurts me just listen.

- Ramon ... - Yes, sorry.

Thanks for your input.

Vanessa, it's your turn.

Well, I got a job myself.

Good.

The place was a dive, and there were three people but ...

is the first thing I without Luke as my agent.

Is that idiot still has your demo tape?

Yes, but I can not anything about it ...

But you know what I can do, what shall I do?

I moved with Tiffany.

Roommates!

- Talks at night. - Good.

For you, the next Once you fall in love ...

a man will take care of you ...

you do not tamper with sex ...

- Right? - I met someone.

Want to tell us?

Is someone in the room.

Yes, thanks to this person ...

I realize I want to know a decent and honorable man.

I realize because he is not decent or honest.

He saw me sing ...

I went to Jumbo ...

do not know they knew, but yes.

And yesterday came to my job faking a coincidence.

On coming to office ...

I caught him masturbating to a disabled dog.

Not true!

Who are you and what are you doing here?

It is the only site where I feel safe.

If you come to spoil ...

you better have a good explanation.

Yes, a good explanation.

Speak, brother, do not listen.

Say something.

Excuse me, young ...

Do not you feel compelled to answer the charges?

Guys, I'm not a sex addict.

Lie!

I came just ... to meet Vanessa.

I saw her sing that night ...

and followed up here.

Well, it is clear.

Sales in the plan to link ...

you meet a stranger, you become obsessed ...

the bruise ...

masturbating in the office ...

typical. Please. Welcome.

- No, it's crazy ... - Andy ...

- Sinc�rate. - What?

Be honest with yourself, dirtbag liar.

- Go on, say. - Andy ...

this is what we call an "intervention."

No, Herman, she is my friend ...

and he lied to us, we used ...

and therefore, die.

Did nothing. What?

Agreed! I'm crazy sex ...

a sexy and sensual ...

sexual mono, right?

- Does it want to hear? - Yes, that is.

Get it out. Push. Purgative.

Clench. Clench. Do you know what I pressed?

I will say this ...

I love women. The master, right?

I exist to please them. Okay?

And when that point stimulus G. ..

well ...

and do that ... exploit.

Mr. Point G. That call me.

. How do I call? - Mr. Point G.

- How the hell do I call? - Mr. Point G.

That's right. Mr. Point G.

Damn I live in Pueblo.

Yes, I live in ...

- I'm Mayor of Cunt Town. - I know what you mean.

My tongue. Well, they tell of my tongue.

The things I do with my tongue. Yes ..

I can lick ...

and suck ...

yes, yes ...

so ...

- Andy. - What?

Welcome home.

Look at this part. Goes increase. Many dynamic.

We did change, my friend.

Getting better. What do you think?

It was, what was Andy?

Awful.

What did you dislike?

We do not like ...

the part where ...

you played the keys and made noise.

Great everything else, hair ...

and spat at singing ...

River still has Breakfast in the beard ...

I like to know what they ate breakfast.

- That was good. - Very good.

Singing, destroy, spitting, are good details.

It was a good meeting, go ahead.

Come on.

- They are a great creative team. - I know that.

They do not concern me.

Vanessa is ...

Do not lie. It's a bad job.

Maybe I do not know any details ...

she is a sexual addict.

So is addicted to sex.

Take note, take the fruit close at hand.

Did you hear anything of what I said?

- She hates me. - That's good.

Hatred is encouraging for these guys.

You know you belong these meetings.

I have seen how looked like you when I spoke.

Obviously used me out of context ...

what I have is a gift, not a disease.

- Do you have a gift? - Yes!

Every woman has something that excites a lot.

Find out what it is and use it.

Ecstasy is the inevitable result.

Few have this capability.

It is a gift from God.

I will explain at the next meeting.

What? No. Listen ...

look at me. That will not happen. Never will come to a meeting with me.

Do you know what you need? A new perspective.

See how it controls the beast with his legs.

So speak to horse. With the thighs.

Good.

Go, women ride are very sexual.

So young love unicorns.

It is a horse with a penis head.

Can not fail. Let equestrian center ...

wait to finish ride will be lubricated.

This is what happens to them, wet and excited.

I'm serious.

Getting off that girl needs sex.

And you and I will avoid him ...

play with her lips of flesh.

Do not say "beef lips."

Look how they jump. I love it.

- Hello? - Who is?

- Donny. - Is relish?

- I'm a fan of yours. - Shut up.

- Is something wrong? - Come see your new perspective.

- Herman is in trouble. - Who the hell is Herman?

- One of the group. - To hell with them, come on.

- Prostitute? - Come, dress cost me $ 300.

Are you coming?

- Here he comes. - Good.

- What happens? - The situation is ...

ago that no less than the van, try to convince him to get off.

- Nothing is. - I thought he called you.

- Yes, we called. - Yes, there was a call ...

but then went into a trance and cut the call ...

his voice changed and does not serve the mobile.

Ignores us, brother.

- What are you wearing? - Do you riding?

To you I hear it lived and the situation ...

- But ... - Do not look for women.

It is a friendly neighborhood. I am balanced ...

is not good to be here so to flee, good luck.

True, it's very cheap here ...

oral sex give you a U.S. dollars and I have money.

- We go. - Are you going?

I do not know what to say.

We are gay! We are gay!

Are you kidding?

Out!

Very good.

What happens?

No matter what you've done ...

is done.

Come home.

I did nothing yet.

What do you mean?

Rock ...

Do we act or not?

Smells like rat poison back here ...

and not remember anything for three.

They have vices. Clothes equestrian. Extra charge.

Do you remember what to do with your mouth?

- Fuck you, Ramon. - I Forgot.

Silence.

Hundred long nights and solitary celibacy.

Three things helped me.

My Handpiece ...

tables from the head ...

and see their ugly faces each week.

That killed my libido. I love them!

And we will love you, Tiffany.

What are you celebrating?

Adivinar�. All came together semen put on a cracker ...

and thou shalt eat, fag.

I love you guys. I love ...

because everyone wants sleep with me ...

and that lifts my self-esteem.

Cut the cake.

My self-esteem is not high ...

but it would be much lower But for someone special ...

I took a very sticky situation.

- By Andy. - No, I mean the prostitute.

It was very sensual!

By Andy.

- It's raining. - I know.

- I came on a motorcycle. - I will wet.

Damn, the door opens.

- Take a minute. - Take your time.

Most sleep. It's just a girl ...

having difficulties. Yes, dear.

It's all good, Paula Abdul. I'm here.

Only falls asleep in my arms.

Are you working?

What should I do?

I misjudged you.

Yes.

You're sicker than I thought.

You're late.

Jerry, you scared me.

Is there something in your agenda say "Drink with Reeves?

Damn. Sorry, mate.

I completely forgot.

We talked about something importantly, our future.

"We will partner?

I do not know. We were to find out.

Donuts would Dinki Reeves' biggest account.

- I know. - We now have no chance.

Why?

Because you're doing it again.

You become the object of your affection.

Grow some testicles and become worth ...

who you are and not who you are.

You do not know what you mean.

We have known lot. It's your fatal flaw.

With women you're a chameleon change colors.

I know what a chameleon.

I want to show something prepare a long time.

Andrew.

Andy Goodman, Man of a Thousand Faces ...

So ...

First it was Heidi. Animas.

I did muscular Zoey and tanning.

I left two weeks after this photo.

Tisha Eras rapper.

The man poet of the field.

I do not know what you are.

Where the hell are you?

Imagine.

Gosh, should not be here.

And finally, Cynthia.

Or as I call it, Medusa ...

- The devil woman. - Stop.

It was trickier than the others ...

because with it you looked like Andy ...

but were not Andy.

It was like "Invasion pussy stolen bodies. "

Thanks, I understand.

What happened to your creed? Huh?

No more lies? What happened with that?

We have a damn dog with three legs ...

Andy called.

I love you.

Come on. Swear to me now ...

you end up with the perverts.

Do not swear at all.

I was able to progress with Vanessa.

As if you did not notice, is important to me.

I promise you this:

not lose sight of who I am.

I became obsessed with the little men.

I'm addicted to let me piss ... another man.

My penis I understand.

I became obsessed with the mail-order brides.

I did not know ...

what that old man wanted.

It was hard to hear through oxygen mask.

I started to stroke penis, I could not help it.

I went many times to see the dwarves of the circus.

I'm not gay.

Just lazy.

Suddenly, I ...

accompanied to the door of the mortuary.

With just smell the dessert ...

gave me an erection.

When enraged, it seems a. ..

Karl Malden's nose, bulbous.

I can not stop. I have it.

He said "I'm not gay."

I said, "Wow, what a good news."

Two of them fucked me Dwarf in the car.

I mean, small people.

People look strange if you take the penis in public.

Thank you. Thank you very much. It was amazing.

What a horrible place. Vanessa lived two years with the animal.

Where is the animal now?

It is working. No problem.

Where did you say is your demo tape?

In the bedroom.

There are weapons on the table.

I like it here.

We should not be here.

Let's go.

It smells like old socks.

I think I have a panic attack.

I have it.

Out of here before to return the animal.

Damn.

Who called my animal?

Very ugly. Too fat.

You. You must sleep with her.

What good in bed, right?

Hey, animal, watch your mouth.

Yes, it is not necessary.

"" It is not necessary "?

Look at the gentleman guards the honor of his lady.

Are we facing a duel, Sir "Coward" lot "?

Yes, a duel.

I'm talking to you, idiot.

I heard you. I do not want a duel.

In addition, we are three ...

We can kick your ass.

Donny, bring it here anymore.

What's wrong?

These are the films that I produced ...

I spent six thousand in that.

She may be the.

That girl has no talent.

Tell him I'll take the mattress ...

as a souvenir.

It is the only place was of some use.

Okay, you say.

If I see them again I will not be so friendly.

- Do you understand, coward? - Yes

I was talking to Andy. Him Coward said Andy.

I do not understand the urgency of the situation.

We flew to Phoenix in two days to present the campaign.

- Tell me that we are still a team. - Of course.

You are the creative, I the seller.

If you do your job, I have nothing to sell.

Your priorities are very messy.

You spend a lot of time with these insane sex ...

- Took control of our lives. - Not true.

- Not true. - Prove ...

What? We needed an employee.

- What are you doing? - Ven.

I wrote a song for you.

Kidding.

I forgot my tape. It at least I can do.

I heard you were very handsome.

"Sir Coward-lot?

Yes.

But in reality did nothing.

Actually, something did.

I sent two producers and you want to sing ...

at a party tomorrow night.

Tomorrow? What incredible.

Agreed. Shut up and listen to my song.

I can not believe you wrote a song for me.

There's something about you ...

I can not understand ...

Something I feel ...

When I have you in my hand ...

So someday soon safe as your icing ...

That shines for all to see ...

We'll be together ...

My Donuts Dinki ...

Dinki Donuts ...

And I ...

Wow.

Not good, I know.

Donny told me had this problem ...

so I decided to make this joke.

I do not think that is a joke.

The hate, right?

Actually ...

I loved it.

No way.

Yes it can be.

Andy, why do you seduce all those women?

The many couples are not my thing.

It interferes with what really matters ...

intimacy, romance. Commitment.

Yes, yes. This is exactly what ...

I have a friend who believes what you do.

She must marry a woman, Cynthia ...

but six weeks before the wedding ...

she sleeps with a subject of the gym ...

- And leaves. - Heaven.

Was destroyed, but despite all ...

believes in true love.

Even in love at first sight.

- Looks like a great kid. - It's a great kid.

He gave his heart to wrong girl, nothing more.

A great kid.

Tell me, Mr. Point G. ..

Why are you such a good lover?

I ... pay attention.

It's the secret.

That is, every woman has at least ...

one thing that excites a lot.

Find out what it is and use it until ...

ecstasy is the inevitable result.

You know what excites me a lot?

Red wine, Merlot.

A sweaty man, after the gym ...

that smacks of man.

Red wine, sweaty, really interesting.

My feet.

If you give me a foot massage ...

I lose control completely.

Ft.

Show me yours a secret.

Agreed.

Good heavens.

I bet you really mad and girls.

- I do something I should not. - Me too.

Gotta go.

- I'm with you o. ..? - No. ..

both have a busy day tomorrow.

- Good luck with the presentation. - Wait.

Why was that?

He told me that excited ...

Merlot wine ...

a sweaty man after the gym ...

a foot massage ...

Tell me why all this if you like me?

I do not know.

But today is the most important day of our professional lives.

Stay focused, right?

Vitamins.

I like the idea.

I was wrong.

His ideas are great, very clever y. ..

I do not speak like you, but ...

I think my father I like the campaign.

You've got big balls, boy.

As an old clock standing.

Take care of the boys, Ted.

Maybe you stole them.

Hey, do not threaten me, Alan. I will make them partners.

Yes!

- Salud! - We arrived.

- Sandy. - Alan, how are you?

- Okay. - Good.

Good evening, gentlemen. How are you?

We have an excellent sushi board ...

and a wine they enjoy it.

But there is another plane back and press time.

I bet you find a tight hole in that time.

Night Flight last week.

Sex on an airplane. Sometimes it happens.

Sorry.

We all realized whereof he spoke.

Agreed. Agreed.

Jerry, you're an idiot ...

- Hello? - Leave me alone.

- Who is? - Andy, thank God!

No one answers my calls ...

I'm an idiot.

- Vanessa, are you okay? - We must go.

- Sorry, do not use the phone here. - Thanks.

- We must go. - One second.

Luke is an idiot. I made a trap.

This is not the home of the producer.

It is a college party and want to do strip-tease ...

- But no longer want to do more ... - Calm ...

Broke down the door, please!

Hello? Vanessa, are you ...? 911 00:50:19,282 -> 00:50:20,749 Hello? Vanessa, are you ...?

- Andy, we gotta go. - Demons.

- I gotta go. - No.

- Yes, yes, I must go. - What?

- Vanessa is in trouble. - To call another.

Upload you on the plane, cover me. You know everything.

- Count to three ... - I get on next flight.

One ..

- Two ... - Sorry, gotta go.

three ...

four ...

Damn!

- Yes? - Hello, how are you?

- Who are you? - I come to the party.

- Where you going? - I am part of the show.

Ralph.

He says it is part. Do you know anything about this?

Old, I know nothing about it.

Ralph, Ralph ...

is a surprise. You'll like it.

Expect to see my penis.

We tell their grandchildren about the size. Really.

- Where is the girl? - This way.

What the hell ...?

Vanessa, I am. Andy.

Andy, these guys are drunk ...

want me to undress but I will ...

- Give me a minute! - ... I do not do more.

I worked hard and thought I had won a good thing ...

but this was a great insult ...

Calm down. Look into my eyes.

Breathe, okay? Breathe.

- I'm here now. - Okay.

What does that mean?

I do not know.

Who wants to see the show?

Who wants to see the show?

Good. Enough of that.

I see many men here ...

they need sex, right?

- Ernie. Ernie. - I'll tell you what to do ...

form a semi-circle here in the room ...

a trail in the middle.

Ralph, I'll give the signal to turn off the lights.

How do you see anything?

Phosphorescent is pussy!

It is exactly that! That's right.

Me.

- Ready? - What shall we do?

You follow me.

Yes! Yes!

Ralph, turn off the lights.

Ralph.

Yes.

What happens, guys?

Where is the music?

Get in the car Get in the car.

Twits!

Tiffany?

Left.

"Bedroom?

Far away.

Krav Maga, the Israeli martial art.

What?

Shalom, motherfucker.

Good morning, honey.

I have a gun pointed at your balls.

I know I let you down ...

and much, but if someone could sell ...

You did, right?

You're a fool.

You kill me with suspense, come on.

- Why not balls up the plane? - What?

Bloom screamed "Why did not rise Balls?

We can not do without him. The plane or off.

I used all my charm to save the account.

There is still a chance.

To follow as friends, and as a team ...

and somehow make the deal ...

- You must promise me two things. - Whatever.

- The father comes in two days. - Here?

Dinki Donas, my friend. Dinki Donuts.

I need to live and Dinki Donuts breathe ...

and your focus and dedication ...

to redeem and restore account. Repeat after me.

- Dinki Donuts. - Dinki Donas, yes, I understand.

I promise. What else?

Perverts. The I want out of your life.

- Andy? - I promise.

Includes fire Donny of the office today.

This was no damn.

Comino.

Knock, knock. Sorry.

Hello, friend. Andy, "I can talk to you?

Well, thanks.

- I must tell you of something. - Me too.

Vanessa told us what happened last night.

There was a argumentazo in meeting with drama.

There are two factions: one other pro-and anti-Andy.

Now ...

Franny Tiffany and I want out ...

but Ramon and I want to give you a trial period ...

where ... Herman believes we all forget.

- Good. - But in the meantime ...

good news: accepted work you personally.

What? No, no, no. I will not. No.

Tell me please 'm not interested.

- Tell you. - What do you mean?

- How are you, friend? - Jesus, I work here.

Herman is my job, can not stay here.

Such as my first sponsor ...

I will not, back bait. Not without my friend.

I do not want your help. I really do not.

Not even you. Nobody.

- What? - Honestly?

I want to go old life. Really.

- Yes? Yes? - Sorry, we can not allow it.

Why? Why?

You are a truly wonderful person.

- Good. - If not for this job ...

would be in the gutter, drawing a map in the abdomen.

We help everyone.

We need you, the group needs you.

- You're the best. - Can we talk?

Gosh, it hurts.

What did you want to talk?

Yes! You suck.

You win a girl. You stink.

Hello.

- Hello. - Andy, hi.

Take the guitar, we need pace.

Vanessa, what are you doing here?

- Give me a moment. - Come on.

Good.

I called to speak, Jerry attended and invited me, said he'll be back.

How kind.

I came to tell who is my problem, not yours ...

the group loves you ...

and it would be selfish to deny it.

After the other night ...

I could get over ...

as if released on steam.

I'm glad to tell you that I do not feel attracted to you.

I no longer feel attracted to you.

And your friend ... is great.

You were right, it's great.

I have a great idea.

- Come to breakfast. - I love breakfast.

It is an appointment.

- What? - "I ended up with the perverts ...

are out of my life. I promise. "

- Liar. - Do not mention your faith.

- You come, Andy? - Yes

Go!

- Heavens, try it. - Yes?

Right?

Speak Spanish, right?

No.

Heavens, Barcelona. It seems like another life.

- Have you ever went to Spain? - No.

Gosh, Andy, go ...

The first time I boyfriend was in Spain.

So do I.

- Yes? - Yes

- Did you have a happy ending? - Of course not, what's yours?

She wanted to marry.

Heaven, is the same girl with which you were going to marry ...

and then she slept with the subject of the gym ...?

"I was going to marry her?

Are you thinking ...?

- Am I talking too much? - No, no ...

I'm an open book. Ask Andy.

All my secrets are on my sleeve, look.

- What do you know? - How to overcome that?

Do not lie. When I'm in a relationship ...

I'm lost.

I wriggle transform in whom I believe that women want.

It is a recipe for failure.

Of course, Andy is my friend but ...

does not like that ...

continues with his adventures as a night ...

I actually think a weak, but you know ...

- I am a romantic. - There is nothing wrong.

- Thanks. Another Mimosa? - Yes

- Hello, Jerry. - Hello!

Look who they are. Eva and Inge.

Hello, how are you? Take care.

We make a stopover in Frankfurt ...

going to Australia.

We love there below. It's fun.

Sounds fun.

- A friend, Vanessa. - Hello.

Hello. We love Jerry, is the best.

- Do you remember Andy? - I forget.

Mr. "I do not care about anything."

I'll give you a friendly warning.

He says many things ...

but everything changes when they reached the bed.

You should know how much I humbled.

You're a slag. Slag!

Put these in the stands, left, center, right.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Vanessa is an actress.

Comic and sensual, not There are many like her.

Is it really Vanessa?

I swear if you do Don Juan with her ...

Relax ...

just sent me a picture a site of Barcelona ...

where students had fun.

- Never went to Spain. - I know.

Come on, it's time.

A shining, come on.

The robots always associated with the future, right?

A bright future.

And the great thing about these robots, are "retro" ...

are futuristic and nostalgic at once.

It's welfare for the eyes.

I present the new Dinki Donuts logo.

Icon, graphic, fascinating.

What do you think, Dad?

The Doughnuts are Dinki fuel for the robot.

They feed these machines in shape.

Have you ever seen a fat robot?

No.

A big robot? Never happens.

- What do you think, Dad? - I love it.

- Question. - Yes?

Is it sexy for ages 18-49?

- A valid question. - If it's sexy?

Are you kidding? This robot could be more sensual.

Do you know what I mean?

I do so because we take the logo and robot ...

and put in many products ...

not normally would sell in the store.

The holder gives you a T-shirt, a keychain ...

- Sorry, gentlemen ... - Andy, stay with the product.

Be right back. Thank you very much.

He said, T-shirts ...

What happens? Better be important.

Donny, whatever, must wait.

I'm tense.

I am a volcano and I'm about to erupt.

I need to stow it.

And then leave it out in an hour.

Okay?

Correspondence and confused I put in the wrong boxes.

Listen. Attempt save my race today.

I want you to breathe deep, breathe, breathe.

Good.

Discuss this in an hour.

Do not do anything crazy.

I want to talk about the case.

The box is not only a box to donate ...

is also the head of the robot.

- Hello. - Sorry.

- What are we? - With the case ...

- And go to Step 2. - Yes, it's exciting.

Robots are presented like movie stars ...

to get some movie posters ...

like this "Dreams of Freedom" ...

where it rains donuts muscle on the robot.

How clever.

I'm glad you say that.

The first would be ...

- Call Security! - ... Matrix ...

Stop! Yuck! What are you doing?

Matrix. Imagine a robot ...

- Is well and donuts ... - I'm sorry.

T�menme time. Already back, gentlemen.

Nothing to worry about.

I'll be back!

"The Godfather."

Donny.

Donny, you'll get me fired.

- Good heavens! - I'm sorry.

Skies will be the third complaint.

I was sent to prison, Andy.

Is it "liquid paper"?

Yes, I used "liquid paper" I knew it was a mistake.

According ...

first roll up your pants ...

I can not speak without pants.

Clean Up ... here OK?

I'm sorry.

It was not my intention.

Damn.

What?

Is there, in the office copy.

Heaven. Please. What do we do?

Just go, run, run! Go.

- I'm sorry. - Run!

Alto. Hands in sight.

Again, I bet the wrong man.

What's wrong?

I do not know. You deserve someone better.

- I thought ... - What?

He was better, right?

Yes, it is a disease.

It is very sad.

I'm glad to give my support.

Sorry to make you wait while I finish my workout.

I'm addicted.

What sweat. More Merlot?

Yes.

I hope not smell very bad.

Wow.

I'll make the best dinner of the planet.

- Do you like penne? - Yes

One second.

Hello?

Jerry, I am.

- Today we said goodbye. - Come and get me ...

- We said goodbye. - Jerry?

Vanessa.

I am not Vanessa.

- No, Jerry! - What should I do?

You do not learn.

I feel that helped you to better yourself.

Why throw everything we wanted ...

away to save a fool do not know?

I'll get you in the morning.

No, come now ...

Damn, no!

I have some incredible truffles ...

of a subject who was A search of truffles.

Continue to pigs ...

and smell the pigs underground truffles ...

at the base of trees.

They cost a fortune, but ...

Gosh, that smells.

Some bits above pasta, is magical.

Sounds great.

No, it's better than sex.

Should we not call Andy to know that right?

Andy called before. Not I wanted to get nervous.

Overnight in prison, not released.

Gosh, how horrible.

Yes, I hope that it bottoms out.

What will become stronger.

I can not tell you what this means to me ...

what you did. I want I know that mature ...

from now on, I I keep it in his pants.

- Good. - I promise.

Heaven. He is very angry.

Listen, what you need. in the middle of the night ...

the highest peak, call me ...

- Donny ... - Yes

Will you take me home?

I do not drive.

You know.

No. I did not.

Should we call someone?

Well, I live here.

Thanks for the ride.

See you in the group ...

Going in the wrong direction.

- Come to my house. - Is Vanessa here?

Heaven.

Vanessa?

Vanessa?

Where?

She's here.

Like it?

The truffles are amazing.

I told you.

How did you learn to cook well?

Well ...

when my fiancee left me ...

channel programs kitchen was my only friend.

Do you feel better?

I do not know if better. More drunk, sure.

I know how to make you feel better.

You just have to trust me.

Do you trust me?

I do not know.

You can trust me.

I studied Reflexology.

Sit up here.

Come on.

Sit here.

I do not know if you like ...

I like giving a good foot massage.

Wait, not so fast ...

Today enjoy something special.

Yes, that is.

100 days ago not as ...

Mom and hungry.

You're my ice cream ...

that is, yes ...

takes, that's ...

retu�rcete ...

that's ...

that is, and a pupu.

The pupu, the pupu.

Wait a minute. Want chocolate with vanilla?

You want chocolate with vanilla?

Super Bowl.

Let's play. Let's play.

Let's play. Let's play.

Yes, 15 ...

75 ... 43 ...

go, go.

Yes, as a retu�rcete lizard in a skillet.

Good heavens!

Sal off, damn.

He came looking for you ...

and not find you ...

raped me ...

then made me wear these clothes ...

Not so. It was not what happened.

Outside, Andy.

She attacked me.

You must believe me.

I would never do to hurt you, you know.

Really? Really?

Is that why you told Jerry's all about me?

How to seduce me?

What happened?

It's good in bed.

Is it what you want to hear?

No. Vanessa, please ...

Outside.

Get out of here.

Out of my life.

Do not want you anymore. Can you hear me?

Go!

Did you sleep with her?

Heavens, I was locked in an ice cream parlor?

I can not believe what you did.

I can not believe what you did.

I always fix your disasters.

Same with Cynthia.

"Cynthia?

What do you mean by settle?

What do you think?

She took you to Boston, separated the team ...

I was not going to allow.

Are you the subject of the gym?

"Just now you realize?

Out of my life!

I know ...

we need furniture.

All right.

Stay away.

Heavens, Herman, you scared me.

He returned to Luke, is naked in Jumbo ...

- And it's your fault. - You are incredible ...

or when I do not want to leave me alone.

You had other options, damn.

You could come to the Rock instead of masturbating ...

and go to jail Vanessa betray ...

and "dessert" to Tiffany.

"" Dessert "to Tiffany?

"Chocolate? "Nuts?

Okay, "dessert", yeah!

- Do not deny it, punk. - I understand.

Stay away.

Heavens, Herman.

Jerry?

Jerry?

I saw, I tried, I conquered ...

No.

Time, time.

- Do not mess with me, I want you. - I do not want to do this.

- What? - I can not.

. I changed my mind. - I know, Andy told me.

- Do not worry. - What did Andy?

- What did Andy? - You say "triggers" ...

- What excites you. - Heaven.

Do not worry, no I think you're sick.

- You are a mess. - Am I a mess?

- Just protect my friend. - Protect?

Yes Just so you know how are in reality.

I do waste time, you know?

- I do not want to be injured. - Hurt?

How could it hurt? I love it, asshole.

Fuck you.

- Are you okay, Vanessa? - Give me my things.

- Call me if you need me. - Thanks.

- Where are you going? - I just give up, genius.

We need the money. How many times must I say?

We need the money. How many times must I say?

This is the last time.

- Timing. - Let me.

- Returns to the Stage. - Let go.

- Hey, Vanessa ... - Andy, get out of here.

- What the hell are you doing here? - Andy, go.

- I said do not want to see more. - Let her go, asshole.

Heaven.

Get up.

Heaven.

Vanessa!

The provoked me.

I spent over one hundred days ...

without action, Burton.

But it was like a hurricane jumped into my brain.

The cows flying through the air ...

was the Wizard of Oz, was crazy.

I was vulnerable ...

and he took advantage of me.

It's good to have you back.

Today is like your first day.

Are you ready to walk the path with us?

- Just say "Yes I do." - Yes, I am.

I'm proud of you.

How may we help you?

Sorry to interrupt.

Vanessa, I can talk " you outside for a moment?

Why not tell us what you say to Vanessa?

This is an area with no secrets.

I prefer to talk in private.

I know, but you have no alternative.

All right.

I will tell you and leave.

I am a liar. Okay?

I lied.

And Burton, and a Rock ...

Donny, Tiffany, Franny ...

- A Ramon. - And to all others ...

but the worst is that I lied to myself.

I have problems. Do you understand?

Trust me. But ...

I have no problem with you.

I lied about that too.

I pretended to be a sex addict ...

I wanted to be close to someone ...

who fell in love the moment I saw.

You, Vanessa.

Had he been honest you at the beginning ...

I think that I would have liked ...

as I am.

There.

I said.

Andy.

For months, I say be ready to meet a decent man.

But I had this problem ...

not recognize a decent man although they were in front.

I'm watching you, Andy.

I am.

And I believe you ...

really.

But I do not know who you are.

I know who he is.

He is a man who when I was lying ...

and about to throw me a prostitute in my van ...

he saved me.

It is that man.

I know the man.

He was fired and was to jail for me ...

man.

I attacked. It was the opposite.

Come on, you know I'm sick.

Why we are here.

That is fine.

- Wow. - What a surprise.

What curriculum, young man.

As I said before, I do that is to integrate.

But you're right, no know me at all.

Why not start again?

My name is Andy.

- Hello, Andy. - No. ..

this time without you guys.

Hello.

I'm Andy.

Amiga, do not miss it.

Anda.

Vanessa.

Do not give me your hand?

Do not touch it for a hundred days.

Promise of celibacy.

How romantic.

Do not touch a hundred days. What stupidity.

Appropriate.

Time.

- A hundred days? - Can you handle it?

Yes.

My name is Jerry, I am a sex addict.

- Jerry, what are you doing? - I must. 1 489 01:26:37,625 -> 01:26:40,287 Andy is not the villain, I am.

- What? - Yes, yes.

We were best friends and I slept with his fiancee ...

six weeks before the wedding.

Six weeks!

- No need to do this. - What happened to your face?

- Are you okay? - Sure.

Listen, just beginning.

And now falls in love this beautiful woman ...

- And what did I do? - What did you do?

- Say. - What did you do?

I tried to seduce her.

Yes I have very big problems.

Hello, Turquoise.

Heaven.

Gosh, he believed ...

if it was more like me ...

he would have better luck with you.

So much time spent with so many perverts.

Come on.

And all the sexual discourse he was saying ...

and all these stories, are my stories.

No strategy. Has none.

Trust me. That was me.

You believe him.

I believe you.

Moment ...

Are you the mayor of pussy town?

- You are my hero. - Musician pussies.

. Yes, yes. - Come and sit.

- Do you want ...? - Yes

- I do not remember your name. - I'm Jerry.

- Hello, Jerry. - Hello.

Here you can purging. Tell us.

- I like the pussy from 10. - Really?

For my bar mitzvah, my aunt gave me a golden pen ...

- And a sex toy. - Wow.

- Yes - What incredible.

Keep talking. Get it out. Here we go.

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