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(BLASTERS CHARGING)
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TORK: Your first mistake
was killing my friend.
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That was no mistake, human.
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And there's
your second mistake, Klamulon.
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I suppose other species
all look alike to you.
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But I'm no human.
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I am Lieutenant Tork
of the planet Mars.
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And you've never encountered
anything like me before.
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(ROARING)
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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-(TRUMPETING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
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(TRUMPETS)
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(BEAMING)
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(GASPS)
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Edson Valiant.
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He's dead, Tom.
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(CAMERA BEEPS)
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(ALARM RINGS)
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Stuff looks really good, Gar.
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That single tear thing.
Genius.
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Eh, I've had practice.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Garfield, Paul,
the dailies are spectacular.
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I'm so pleased.
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-Thanks, Gretchen.
-Yeah, thanks.
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(CHUCKLES) Everyone said
I was a sentimental fool,
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but I knew pairing you two
was the smart move.
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-You handled casting?
-At Goode World Studios,
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Gretchen Goode
handles everything.
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I wanted ST 3016 to recapture
that Hello, Megan! magic.
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And that's exactly
what you two have done.
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Hello Megan had magic?
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It only lasted one season.
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Your mother's show
was underappreciated,
Garfield.
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The chemistry, Paul,
between you
as Conner Manley
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and Marie Logan
as Megan Wheeler
was truly special.
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Well, it may have been
a silly '70s sitcom,
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but no one can deny
we had a fantastic cast.
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Lord and Stanyon,
Rita Farr,
me, and Marie.
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There was
a lot of talent there.
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-And a lot of love.
-(CHUCKLING) And a lot of both
here as well.
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It's like watching
father and son
trekking through space.
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(LAUGHS) Well, I am
the kid's godfather,
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I remember your christening
like it was yesterday.
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Rita and I stood up for you
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just before Marie
moved you both
to Greater Bialya.
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-Qurac.
-Qurac, of course.
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And now you're following
in Marie's footsteps.
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Your mother--
Well, your mother
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and your godmother, Rita,
would be very proud.
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Yeah... I guess.
Thanks, Ms. Goode.
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Garfield, please.
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If you don't
start calling me Gretchen,
you'll make me cry.
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- Noted, Gretchen. Thank you.
- Gretchen, a word?
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Oh, for the producer,
manager, and step-father
of my favorite Martian?
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As many words
as you like, Steven.
Just give me a moment.
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Oh. Now, Paul. As we were
talking about that,
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I just want to go over that
one more time...
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I don't think
she's coming back, Mento.
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Don't...call me...Mento.
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Will you be
at the house, tonight?
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No, Mento. I have a date.
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-Thank God.
-Oh, thank God.
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-Later, Harvey,
great work today.
-Really?
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Wow! Thanks, Mr. Logan.
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(SEAGULLS CAWING)
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Okay, M'gann,
we're all here.
What happened?
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I take it
your first day at school
was a bit "atypical."
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-How would I know?
Maybe every day--
-MEGAN: I know.
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-It was very atypical.
-And who is this?
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Victor Stone is Victor Stone.
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You guys really
aren't freaked out
by how I look?
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-You picked the right crowd.
-FRED: Perhaps.
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But is Victor Stone
freaked out
by how Forager looks?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hmm, apparently
Victor Stone is.
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(STAMMERING) No, no,
I'm sorry. You've been great,
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you just...
caught me off-guard.
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-Way off-guard?
-Way off-guard.
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Ahem. Uh, still haven't heard
what happened.
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At school today,
Violet Harper opened
a boom tube
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as if Violet Harper
was a Mother Box.
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ALL: What?
VIOLET: Mmm-hmm, it's true.
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I didn't know I could do it,
until I did it.
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Then it seemed, well, natural.
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But even for a meta-human
of your abilities,
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-how is that possible?
-Maybe I know.
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When we were
at Bedlam Central,
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I spotted
a dissected Mother Box.
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Of course!
That must be the device
Baron Bedlam gave to Doctor X.
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Simon tried
to learn its secrets
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but only succeed
in destroying it.
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There was a burst of energy,
then the machine went dead.
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Not just dead. Murdered.
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Mother Boxes
are living computers.
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That burst of energy?
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It was probably
Mother Box's soul escaping.
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Ugh, hello, Megan?
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Doctor Fate sensed
an old soul in Halo's
very young body.
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And the first time
I saw Halo, Vertigo's crew
was burying her.
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Bedlam wasn't
in the business of ditching
powerful meta-humans
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so they must have
legit thought she was dead.
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Maybe Gabrielle Daou did die.
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But the Mother Box's
soul energy or whatever
you want to call it,
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merged with Gabrielle's body
and resurrected it as--
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As me! I told you
I wasn't Gabrielle.
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You did. Over and over.
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I'm sorry I didn't understand.
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JACE: The trauma
must have wiped
their combined minds clean.
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She'd get flashes of
Gabrielle's residual memories,
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flashes of
the Mother Box's knowledge.
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Everything else
she'd have to learn anew.
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It doesn't upset you
that Gabrielle is dead?
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Strangely, no.
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I suppose it's because
you are the only you
I've ever known.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Besides,
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I have grown accustomed
to such strangeness.
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Yeah, well,
newbie to strangeness here.
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What does all of this
have to do with me?
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PERDITA: Uh, hey, so sorry
I'm running late, Gar,
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The trade conference
was endless.
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No worries, Perdita.
The club will still be there.
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PERDITA: Oh, you're a doll.
I'll be right out.
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Looking like a princess,
I'll bet.
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(SIGHS) Or a queen.
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Hey, goode goggles.
They as cool
as everyone says?
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PERDITA: I only just
received them as a gift.
I haven't even tried them yet.
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Mind if I check 'em out,
Your Majesty?
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PERDITA: You are not allowed
to call me that,
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-or it's off
with your head. (CHUCKLES)
-Oh, big talk.
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-The goggles?
-PERDITA: Be my guest.
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Cool, thanks.
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(STARTING MUSIC)
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(WHOOSHES)
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Space Trek.
Hey, maybe I can play myself.
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TOM: More Klamulons!
Fire at will, Lieutenant.
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Ha! I am playing myself.
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(GAME SOUNDS)
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Yeah, got 'em.
That's right, Tork rocks.
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This is actually pretty crash.
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I'm already on level two.
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But, Violet,
you've never been able
to heal anyone but yourself.
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Well, she healed me.
That's why I--
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Actually, I don't believe
I did heal you, Victor.
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I think I only
made adjustments
to your internal technology.
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More proof
she's a living Mother Box.
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Whatever. Look, I just want
to get back to my actual life.
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I'm this close
to a college scholarship,
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and maybe even a career
in pro football.
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So, I need one of you freaks
to get this tech off me.
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We're trying
to figure this out.
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And now he'll tell you
to be patient.
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Yeah, patient is not going
to cut it.
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You can talk
about all these Mother
and Father Boxes later--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who said anything
about a Father Box?
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(SUPER-CYCLE REVS)
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-Whoa, what's this now?
-Sphere?
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What's going on?
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Super-Cycle,
what are you doing?
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(REVS)
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(TECH HUMS)
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(DEEPER VOICE)
You dare threaten me?
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(GRUNTS)
Both of you. Stop!
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Fool! You seek to intervene?
Then suffer for it.
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HALO: No!
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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-(TECH POWERING DOWN)
-(GASPS)
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(NORMAL VOICE) Sorry. Sorry.
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-MEGAN: Conner!
-I'm fine.
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-Super-Cycle, stand down.
-(SUPER-CYCLE REVS, BEEPING)
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Shh, shh. It's all right now.
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I swear,
that wasn't me attacking.
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No, it was the tech
within you, taking control.
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But I have cleansed you again.
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Yeah, well,
clearly a Halo cleanse
is only a temporary solution.
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For the time being,
you two had better
stick close to each other.
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-Understood,
I will stick close.
-What about his father?
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-Shouldn't we bring Vic back--
-My father did this to me!
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-All the more reason.
-Look, I'm 18.
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You can kick me out,
but you can't make me go back.
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-No one's kicking anyone out.
-(SIGHS)
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MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY)
Guess we're adopting
another stray.
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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-I'm ready.
-Just a sec.
I'm at the final level.
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-(DINGS)
-(STATIC)
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(HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)
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I need to go to Encino now.
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I thought you said
the club's in Hollywood--
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I need to go to Encino, now!
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(LAUGHING)
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-(SHORT CIRCUITS)
-(GASPS)
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KID FLASH: He's dead, Tom.
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(COMPUTERS BEEPING)
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Hmm?
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(CHUCKLES) Crash.
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Those words you spoke
when you were cleansing Vic,
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-what do they mean?
-I don't understand.
What words?
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MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY)
I'm not kicking anyone out.
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I know these are
extraordinary circumstances
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and I know,
with Superman in space,
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00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,139
you've been wanting
to step up and do more.
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CONNER:But you're frustrated.
I get it.
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My one mission
with Dick turned into
this never-ending thing.
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MEGAN:A very needy
and complicated
never-ending thing.
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Conner,
since we've been engaged
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we've hardly spent
any time together.
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-Let alone, alone time.
-CONNER:You're right.
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We had a system.
The Watchtower
was for missions,
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and Happy Harbor was our own
Fortress of Solitude.
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Where we could just be us.
But it's okay.
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-I know what we need.
-MEGAN:Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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-Date night!
-A secret base!
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-BOTH: What?
-(WOLF GROANS)
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-(BLASTERS CHARGING)
-The Reach-- (STAMMERS)
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I mean, the Klamulons
are attacking.
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I got this, Captain.
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-(SCREAMS)
-She's dead, Tork.
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-(SCREAMS)
-He's dead, Tork.
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(SCREAMS)
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He's dead, Tork.
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(GROANS)
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KID FLASH:
Wow, we're losing everyone.
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It's a good thing
they were already dead.
(CHUCKLES)
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So, who's next? You or me?
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KID FLASH: Artemis is so gonna
kill me for this.
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Just tell them. Okay?
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Eh, guess it's me.
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ARTEMIS: Where's Wally?
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(SNIFFLING) No. No.
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(SOBBING)
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(SIGHS)
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-(MONKEY CHATTERS)
-Ha-ha, Monkey!
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-(CONTINUES CHATTERING)
-Oh, I gotta catch him.
237
00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,298
Tired of this show already?
238
00:12:43,365 --> 00:12:45,467
Well, let's see
what else is on.
239
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,102
-(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
-♪ D-O-O-M
240
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:48,404
♪ P-A-T-R-O-L
241
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:51,306
♪ Doom Patrol, go! ♪
242
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,809
(MONKEY CHATTERING)
243
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:58,114
(LAUGHING) Monkey!
Hey, bro, where'd you go?
244
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:00,049
PERDITA: (ECHOING)
Garfield, what's wrong?
245
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:04,086
Garfield, stop this.
You're scaring me.
246
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:07,090
(REPEATS) No, no, no, no.
247
00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:10,125
-Your pulse, it's so faint.
-(SIGHS)
248
00:13:10,192 --> 00:13:11,627
Garfield!
249
00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:14,663
ANNOUNCER: And now,
back to Doom Patrol Go!
250
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:17,834
-Now, who was I looking for?
-(DINGS)
251
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:22,271
An elephant never forgets.
So, now I'll have to remember.
252
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,674
-Remember me?
-Rita.
253
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:28,111
-I mean, Elasti-Girl.
-That is correct.
254
00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:31,914
Now, let me introduce you
to the rest
of the Doom Patrol.
255
00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:35,118
Chief, Robotman,
Negative Woman.
256
00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:37,687
-Welcome to the team,
Beast Boy.
-Boo-yah!
257
00:13:37,753 --> 00:13:38,921
NEGATIVE WOMAN: Whatever.
258
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:42,792
And my husband,
Steve Dayton.
259
00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:46,662
Also known as
The Magnificent Mento.
260
00:13:46,729 --> 00:13:48,430
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-Charmed.
261
00:13:48,497 --> 00:13:49,966
I'm sure.
262
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:53,636
Garfield, it broke my heart
when I heard about Marie.
263
00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:55,505
ALL: Sorry your mom died.
264
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:59,241
-She was my best friend
and I miss her terribly.
-(SNIFFLING)
265
00:13:59,308 --> 00:14:01,177
I could never take her place.
266
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:05,648
But I'm really going to try
and be a good mom to you.
267
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:08,384
-(SNIFFLES)
-Thanks, Rita.
268
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,987
Now, wait here, all right?
269
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:14,022
We all have
to go on a mission and die.
270
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,123
No!
271
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,893
Boo-yahscadoo!
272
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,562
-Doom Patrol, go!
-(TAPPING)
273
00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:21,196
-(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
-♪ D-O-O-M
274
00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,498
♪ P-A-T-R-O-L
275
00:14:22,565 --> 00:14:24,934
♪ Doom Patrol, go! ♪
276
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:30,001
♪ We are called
the Doom-Doom Patrol-trol
277
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:33,009
♪ We'll go off
and die on a mission
278
00:14:33,076 --> 00:14:35,912
♪ But that's just
how we ro-oll
279
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:38,248
♪ Not sure what else
you could expect
280
00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:41,317
♪ When there's Doom
right in our name
281
00:14:41,384 --> 00:14:44,420
♪ Oh, go figure
We were obsessed with playing
282
00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:46,456
♪ The Doom Card Game
283
00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:49,358
-(BLOWING NOSE)
-♪ No point shedding
tears now, dear Garfield
284
00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,994
♪ No searching for loopholes
285
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:56,299
♪ Just wave goodbye
to your second mom
286
00:14:56,366 --> 00:15:01,366
♪ And avoid
all Doom Patrols! ♪
287
00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,675
Elasti-Girl, I-- Rita!
288
00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:10,046
Please, I lost one mom,
I can't lose you, too.
289
00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:13,549
Okay, patrol,
spell it out!
290
00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:15,117
♪ D-I-E
D-I-E
291
00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:16,518
♪ D-I-E
292
00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,187
♪ Let's die ♪
293
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,690
ROBOTMAN: Yeah!
We're not gonna make it.
294
00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:25,757
No. No, no.
I can't watch this.
I gotta get outta here.
295
00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:29,765
It's okay, Gar. Now that
both your moms are dead,
296
00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:31,901
you can come live
with your big sister.
297
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,270
Hey, yeah. 'Cause...
298
00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:38,474
'Cause I'm your brother
from another mother
and another planet.
299
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,943
Where are you going, Mento?
300
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:44,814
Hello, Garfield,
I'm chickening out.
301
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,883
How else could I hide
in shame for years,
302
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,853
then resurface,
claim dubious parental rights,
303
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,455
take you away
from Miss Martian,
304
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:56,325
and exploit your meta-powers
to make me rich? (ECHOING)
305
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,294
Wow, he's a jerk.
306
00:15:58,361 --> 00:16:01,498
-Noted.
-(IN WALLY'S VOICE) You didn't
have to go with Mento.
307
00:16:01,564 --> 00:16:04,566
-M'Gann was totally willing
to fight for you.
-That's true.
308
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,670
I was 14.
I didn't have a choice.
309
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:11,736
Oh, really?
Well, no point
in sticking with her, then.
310
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:15,478
-M'Gann!
-Might as well channel surf.
311
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:20,545
-(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-♪ Hello, Megan ♪
312
00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:26,689
Megan, Conner.
Pease, I don't know
what to do.
313
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,457
-Stop!
-Are you kidding me?
314
00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:30,059
This green kid
needs a hospital.
315
00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:33,428
That green kid is my brother.
I know what he needs.
316
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,231
-(GRUNTS)
-Hey, put us down!
317
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,201
Thanks, guys.
We appreciate your service,
but we got this.
318
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:40,636
Oh, and we'll return
the gurney later.
319
00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:44,207
I'm sorry,
I called you and 911.
320
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:47,009
-I wasn't sure what he needed.
-You did the right thing.
321
00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,677
Gar's in a psychic
fugue state.
322
00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:50,813
I have to help him
find his way out.
323
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,582
-You're my anchor.
-Always.
324
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:58,186
Then I'm going in.
325
00:16:58,253 --> 00:16:59,254
(DOOR OPENS)
326
00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:01,871
(CANNED APPLAUSE)
327
00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:07,964
Mom, Rita, you're both here.
328
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:11,600
-You know this kid?
-Do I know him?
329
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,402
Um, no,
never seen him before.
330
00:17:13,469 --> 00:17:14,837
(CANNED LAUGHTER)
331
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,839
Sure you have
the right house, kid?
332
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:19,775
-Yeah, see, uh...
-Sure you're even born yet?
333
00:17:19,842 --> 00:17:21,777
(CANNED LAUGHTER)
334
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,413
Come on, bestie.
335
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,715
Don't you think
you've forgotten
something important?
336
00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,284
Hello, Megan!
337
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,553
I totally forgot
I have all this fresh honey.
338
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,957
-(GASPING)
-(CANNED LAUGHTER)
339
00:17:35,024 --> 00:17:38,127
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-I'll get it.
340
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,396
-(CANNED APPLAUSE)
-Uh-oh.
341
00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:44,334
Hey, Megan,
Queen Bee wants
her honey back.
342
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,436
-AUDIENCE: Ooh!
-No, you can't have her back!
343
00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:49,339
AUDIENCE: Aww.
344
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,607
Sorry, you weren't
in this episode.
345
00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:54,243
(CANNED LAUGHTER)
346
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:57,646
She's right. So let's watch
an episode you were in.
347
00:17:57,713 --> 00:17:58,913
(STATIC)
348
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,288
-(BIRD CHIRPING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING
IN DISTANCE)
349
00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:07,790
Mom?
350
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:11,861
-Mom, where are you?
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
351
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:13,762
-Mom!
-(CRASHES)
352
00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:16,379
(WHEELS CREAKING)
353
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:24,740
(SOBBING)
354
00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:28,211
-(PLAY CHEWS)
-Stop.
355
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:31,847
Stop. I'm done.
Change the channel!
356
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:34,917
-Nothing else on.
-(TEARFULLY) Then shut it off.
357
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:38,487
Okey-doke.
358
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:39,922
What? What is it?
359
00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:44,039
I can't hear his heartbeat.
360
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:48,298
You're not giving up, are you?
361
00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:52,201
I would not have picked you
as my Beast Boy, if I thought
you were a quitter.
362
00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:54,738
-What you talkin' 'bout,
Monkey?
-(CANNED LAUGHTER)
363
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:59,804
-You didn't pick me. I got
a Martian blood transfusion.
-Martian blood?
364
00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:01,711
Okay, sure, that helped.
But face it, kid,
365
00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:05,314
you were chosen
by the magical, mystical
monkey god, moi.
366
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:07,817
Why do you think
you can only change
into animals?
367
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:12,188
And do the words,
"conservation of mass"
mean anything to you at all?
368
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:15,158
Might even be
my magic that intervened
369
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:19,195
and messed up those goggles
to keep you from being
brainwashed for good.
370
00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:21,297
-Uh, noted.
-Face it!
371
00:19:21,364 --> 00:19:24,033
You're Beast Boy,
because I made you Beast Boy.
372
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,201
I just needed a little help.
373
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:28,337
-From M'Gann?
-From you.
374
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:32,007
I made you Beast Boy,
but you made yourself a hero.
375
00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:34,911
So tell me,
has that really changed?
376
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:38,147
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
If you're the monkey god,
377
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,749
why do you sound
like Wally West?
378
00:19:39,816 --> 00:19:42,719
Hey, don't blame me,
your mind chose this voice.
379
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:47,623
My mind? So, are you real?
Or is this all in my head?
380
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:52,594
Don't know, kid.
Why not ask her?
381
00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:55,866
Mom?
382
00:19:55,932 --> 00:20:00,932
Nah, that's not my mom.
That's my beautiful sister,
M'Gann.
383
00:20:01,637 --> 00:20:04,574
Garfield, I found you.
384
00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:09,378
But you didn't really need me.
You solved it yourself,
didn't you?
385
00:20:09,444 --> 00:20:10,914
I think so.
386
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:14,918
See, I've always thought
it would be cool
to be on TV like Mom.
387
00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:18,555
And for a while,
it did make me feel
close to her again.
388
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:21,425
Ugh. Or maybe
it just distracted me,
389
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:26,492
let me push away the ghosts
of her and Rita and Wally,
and everyone else I've lost.
390
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,334
But I can see now
I was chasing a dream,
391
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:36,401
or running from a nightmare,
or just feeling the mode.
392
00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:42,044
I'm ready
to get back to reality, now.
393
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,446
Ready to get back to the life.
394
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:47,917
(SNAPS FINGERS)
395
00:20:47,983 --> 00:20:51,154
Are you all right?
I was so worried.
396
00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:55,557
I'm crash.
Feeling more aster than I have
for a while, actually.
397
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,792
Hmm?
398
00:20:56,859 --> 00:21:00,096
Sorry, my English.
What is "aster"?
399
00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:02,965
I'll explain later.
400
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,934
I figured out a lot in there.
401
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,703
Starting with this.
402
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:11,040
At Goode World Studios,
Gretchen Goode
handles everything.
403
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:14,509
Meaning my boss
is one of the bad guys.
404
00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:17,913
Debrief later, but first,
405
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,982
thanks for sticking by me,
406
00:21:20,049 --> 00:21:21,851
Your Majesty.
407
00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:25,754
(CHUCKLES)
I warned you what would happen
if you called me that.
408
00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:30,327
Big talk.
409
00:21:30,394 --> 00:21:33,062
MEGAN: (TELEPATHICALLY, SIGHS)
Now this is
as close to date night
410
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:34,998
as I'm going to get, isn't it?
411
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:40,065
-CONNER:All the kids
are doing it.
-(MEGAN CHUCKLES)
412
00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:52,648
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
413
00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:55,864
(SUPER-CYCLE BEEPING)
414
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:38,360
(BEEPING)
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