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[exhaling]
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Morning.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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- Is there coffee?
- Yes. Gobs of it.
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You're headed the wrong way.
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- It's right there, princess.
- Oh, okay.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for letting me sleep over.
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Yeah. You look great in my kimono.
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How'd you sleep?
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Um, not great. I have
to be honest with you.
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There's sort of a wet
heat in the turret,
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and I... I couldn't find the AC.
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There is no AC.
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But you can speak to Sal
about it when he gets out.
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He's getting out? Is
his release imminent?
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- Mm. Parole.
- That's great.
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Yeah. Couple weeks.
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- Oh.
- Say your prayers.
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Does he have a plan?
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[chuckles] Sal always has a plan.
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[chuckles] He's in for white
collar stuff, you know.
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The same shit that Martha
Stewart went up for.
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Oh, I love Martha Stewart.
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Aww, look... You look amazing.
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- Good morning, bitches.
- Good morning.
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How do you wake...
How is that possible?
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- Good morning.
- Oh, please.
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Last time I saw you, you were on
the dance floor with that Marine,
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and then, poof, you were gone.
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Mm-hm. He carried you out of the club
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like a wounded soldier.
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My pussy's a wounded soldier.
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[whispering] Does she
have a pussy pussy?
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[laughing]
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I'm sorry.
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I'm right here, girl, you can ask me.
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- Ask her. Say what you said to me.
- Shit.
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May I be, uh...
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What, girl, spit it out?
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Do you have a pussy? I
mean, do you have...
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- A pussy pussy.
- Oh.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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15 Gs, mama.
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Which is why I don't understand why
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she's still hanging
around tranny chasers.
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I prefer trans amorous.
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[laughing]
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I like getting fucked.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Well, here's to getting fucked.
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- Here's to getting fucked.
- Yas, queen.
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Yes, queen.
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- Yas.
- Yas, queen.
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- That's not quite...
- Yas, queen!
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Okay, let's not... Can we
not do that anymore now?
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She'll get there.
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Uh, Jesus.
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Hey, hey, hey, sweetie.
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Isn't that your friend
Tennessee over there?
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Why don't you just go ahead
and run in with her?
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- Mom. Mommy, walk me in.
- No, no, no,
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- I'm really late, and I got...
- Please?
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I got so much I have to do.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
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Listen, um, don't forget
it's Daddy's weekend, okay?
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- I'm gonna miss you like crazy.
- Okay.
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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[sighs]
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Barb: So, yeah, just look
over all the papers,
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and then sign right there.
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- Yep.
- Oh, okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, Barb.
- Hi, Sarah.
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How's it goin'?
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- It's goin' all right.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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What's all this?
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It's the Nitty Gritty Committee.
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You know, trash pick up, make posters,
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sort e-waste, you know.
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Whatever falls through the cracks.
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It's perfect for parents that want
to appear like they give a shit.
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[laughing] That's perfect for me.
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Uh, no, you're not, uh...
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There, no, this... You can't
be a part of my committee.
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Uh, yeah, uh, okay, I get it.
I totally get that.
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I just... I thought I should
sign up for something.
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I mean, I don't know. It's like
everybody's doin' something, and...
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Listen, I don't... I don't
know what... what people know.
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A lot of people know a lot of things.
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- People gossip.
- Great. Thanks.
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- Yeah.
- Well, that feels better.
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Um, I mean, you know, I
don't have to do that.
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We could just go get coffee
or something if you want.
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[scoffs] Coffee? No.
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I'm not goin' to get coffee with you.
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[scoffs] Look, I'm sorry if
my boundary is your trigger.
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I don't know what that means, but okay.
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All right. Bring it in.
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The eagle has landed.
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Um, let's go in there.
You'll be in my room.
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- This way? Oh, cool.
- Yeah.
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- This one?
- Yeah.
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Right to the left.
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- Wow.
- So, look, the bedding is old.
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I'm gonna get you some new bedding.
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- No, that's fine.
- And the lamp's broken,
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but, uh, I saw a cool little
lamp at the MOCA store.
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And, uh, this, I... I did get
this for you ahead of time.
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Leather scented candle. Check it.
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- Dang.
- [clears throat] Yeah.
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That's awesome.
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- Good?
- Yeah, that's, um, that's great, man.
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh, this may sound dumb,
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but, um, you're cool
with me calling you Dad?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Do I need to think about that?
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I'm thinkin' about it.
The answer is yes.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- You're sure?
- Yeah, totally.
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Do you want help unpacking?
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No, no, no. Thank you so much.
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- Okay.
- It's not much.
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- Yeah, thank you.
- All right. All right.
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- Uh...
- All right, good.
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- Want a hug?
- Yeah.
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All right. All right.
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Oh, dude, right here, right
this spot under the stairwell,
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no-man's land,
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shit went down, dog.
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- During school?
- Feel that?
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Yeah, during school.
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Oh, lucky number 11. Here it is.
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Oh. See if I can remember.
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That's... that's my favorite number.
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Fuck it. No way. Here we go!
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Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
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- You just broke that.
- I know.
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So... so, what, were you
like a... a player?
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Oh, I had my fun, but what about you?
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You're a good looking kid.
I bet you did all right.
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I mean, I've... I guess
I've known a few girls
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in a Biblical sense.
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- Really?
- Four or five a least.
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Wait, wait, wait wait. Four
or five different girls,
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or, like, four or five different times?
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Different girls.
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Never told anybody that before.
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- Well, let's go make you legal.
- Yeah.
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Josh: What about Mr. Slaughter?
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- Is he still here?
- Nope. Not here anymore.
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Ooh, um, Mr. Irons,
head discipline dude.
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No, long gone. Now him I've heard of,
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heard the stories.
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The dude was hard core.
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He used to walk the
halls with a paddle.
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Crazy days.
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Actual job title on his
door, "Disciplinarian."
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Okay, so you're his legal guardian?
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Uh, no.
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I am his biological father.
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But, you know, we can get the
legal guardians to sign this.
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It's just, um, a little complicated,
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but he is living with me.
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And you live in the district?
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Check.
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Okey-dokey, Colton. Welcome
to the Pacific Palisades.
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Thank you. And would it be possible...
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Could I get locker number 11?
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Ali: But it feels like nepotism.
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Maura: It's not nepotism.
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I just want to introduce you to
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a few of my connections.
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Ali: I may not want to stay in L.A.
for grad school.
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There he is.
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Hello, Carl.
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Professor Pfefferman, look at you.
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Thank you. So good to see you.
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You, too.
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- May we sit?
- Please.
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- Thank you.
- Sit, sit.
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- So...
- So, how are things?
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- How's Hobsy?
- Oh, Hobsy's doin' fine.
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You know what he's like.
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He's gonna be here forever.
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Yes, he is 'cause he's un-hirable.
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Carl: Yeah, I thought you
could take him with you.
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[laughs] He's on his third wife.
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- He's got money.
- Oh, is that right?
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Oh, Leslie.
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Leslie, this is the person
I want you to meet.
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- Ali Pfefferman.
- Hi.
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- Leslie Mackinaw.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Ali.
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Ali. Pleasure.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Leslie, your name is so familiar.
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Did I read you in undergrad?
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Is that right? Are... you're a poet.
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I am indeed.
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Yeah. Oh, you're great.
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[chuckles] Thank you very much.
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Yeah, I thought Leslie would
be the perfect person for you
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to learn something
about women's studies.
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Oh, I'm afraid you'd have to
go someplace else for that.
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Woman is a dirty word around here.
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I am a highly placed staff member
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in the newly named Gender
Studies Department.
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Right, of course.
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And I know you.
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That's right, we know each other right?
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Were you... were we at
Berkeley together?
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- Mm-hm.
- What? What is it?
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You edited "Perspective on Politics."
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- I did.
- Uh-huh.
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- I did, for several years.
- Yeah.
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Yes. Did we publish you?
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I applied for the editorial board.
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And you blocked me.
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I block... I didn't block.
I've never blocked anybody.
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But I... I mean, you...
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You were one of the applicants or...?
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Uh, yeah, and I applied
every year for ten years.
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Me and my sisters-in-arms
and I applied, and applied,
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applied, and applied.
And you took only men.
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Oh, and one chick who had
these huge, huge tits
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that you... you couldn't
keep your eyes off of,
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if... if I remember correctly.
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Oh, my God,
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you were part of that group?
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[chuckling]
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Well, it's very nice
of you to remember.
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The Berkeley Seven. We were the
scourge of the administration.
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We drove out a provost.
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What is a provost?
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Exactly.
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Leslie, I just want to say this,
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I don't stand behind what I...
what I did back then. All right?
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Uh, and I profoundly
apologize if that does...
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If that does you any good.
I actually don't...
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I don't remember much of it.
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Well, why would you remember it?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Len: Here we go. Here we go.
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[yelling]
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Len: Fuck. Okay, time out.
251
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Hold on. Time out. I'll be right back.
252
00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:39,348
That scared the shit out of me.
253
00:10:39,398 --> 00:10:40,483
Did you let yourself in?
254
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,653
- Yeah.
- Don't do that.
255
00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:42,688
- I, um...
- Please don't do that.
256
00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:44,888
I just forgot my yoga mat,
257
00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:47,058
- so I wanted to come by.
- Okay, well, it's like a fuckin' ghost.
258
00:10:47,108 --> 00:10:48,323
That scared the shit out of me.
259
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:49,693
- Hey, guys.
- Mom.
260
00:10:49,743 --> 00:10:51,728
- Hey.
- Mom, what are you doing here?
261
00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:52,928
It's not your day.
262
00:10:52,978 --> 00:10:55,033
Yeah, I'm aware. I just, um,
263
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,648
forgot my yoga mat, so I thought I'd...
264
00:10:56,753 --> 00:10:57,803
Mommy's here for a very quick visit.
265
00:10:57,853 --> 00:10:59,603
Come by and pick it up.
266
00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:01,773
- Hey, Barb.
- What's up?
267
00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,108
Seeing you again.
268
00:11:03,158 --> 00:11:04,243
How's it goin'?
269
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:07,078
Good, just hangin' out with the kids.
270
00:11:07,128 --> 00:11:08,913
How's it goin'? How'd the...
271
00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:11,013
Itty Bitty Titty Committee work out?
272
00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,548
It's not a titty committee.
273
00:11:12,598 --> 00:11:15,253
It's, uh... It's Nitty Gritty.
274
00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:16,368
I was just kidding.
275
00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:19,823
Hey, Barb, if you guys
want to hang out,
276
00:11:19,873 --> 00:11:21,358
I'll tell Melanie to
get some more grouper.
277
00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:23,158
- Yeah. I love fish.
- And some wine.
278
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,593
[chuckles] Your girlfriend's
getting grouper.
279
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,263
Sounds like a party.
280
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,398
It's not a party, it's just dinner.
281
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,903
It's what people do, they get
together and they eat grouper.
282
00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:34,438
Grillin' grouper.
283
00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:35,538
Enjoy each other's company.
284
00:11:35,588 --> 00:11:36,973
Gonna go grill some grouper.
285
00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:39,828
Cool. I'm just gonna grab my yoga mat.
286
00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:08,423
[spraying]
287
00:12:32,513 --> 00:12:33,948
[kids laughing]
288
00:12:35,748 --> 00:12:37,853
Oh, fuck!
289
00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:41,488
Oh, fuck!
290
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,293
[water running]
291
00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:50,363
Oh, my God!
292
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:05,163
Shortly after I transitioned,
I met this guy.
293
00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,998
I was at the Sprint
store with my niece,
294
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,868
my four-year-old niece,
295
00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:12,568
and he walks up to me and he asks me,
296
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:13,938
"So, do you date?"
297
00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,638
And so I'm, like, well...
well, yeah, I date.
298
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:20,378
And then he asked me, "So,
uh, how much do you charge?"
299
00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:21,948
"How much do you charge?"
300
00:13:21,998 --> 00:13:24,213
[laughing]
301
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,248
I mean, as a trans woman,
302
00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:28,318
I appreciate that you want
me because I'm trans,
303
00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:29,853
I'm good with that.
304
00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:32,773
It's the inappropriate,
asking me things like,
305
00:13:32,908 --> 00:13:34,558
are you fully functional?
306
00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:35,858
Fucking rude.
307
00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:36,963
I think these guys,
308
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:39,098
a lot of them are closet cases.
309
00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:41,968
They're internally
homophobic or trans-phobic,
310
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,668
and this is how they express it.
311
00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,168
Some of them are able
312
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:47,203
to go through transition themselves.
313
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:51,293
Others are stuck and
they'll never get past it.
314
00:13:52,993 --> 00:13:55,478
You know, you've been fairly quiet,
315
00:13:55,528 --> 00:13:58,883
what's going on in your mind right now?
316
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:03,618
[sighs] I met somebody today, uh...
317
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,223
I knew back in the day.
318
00:14:06,273 --> 00:14:09,443
Uh, we were at Berkeley, and, um...
319
00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:12,428
She was part of this
radical feminist group,
320
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,233
they were called the Berkeley Seven.
321
00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,498
They burned effigies of us.
322
00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:20,253
They thought that we
were holding them back.
323
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:24,473
And we did. We held them back.
324
00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:26,278
That's the truth.
325
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:29,348
I mean...
326
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:30,363
I hurt people.
327
00:14:35,703 --> 00:14:38,053
So I'm gonna FedEx the
forms to his parents,
328
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,558
get that all squared away.
329
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:42,128
Enrolled. Bam! So easy.
330
00:14:42,178 --> 00:14:43,528
He's so sweet. I swear to God.
331
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,093
- Yeah, he is.
- You should have seen him.
332
00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,298
The impression he made.
It was incredible.
333
00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:49,133
I mean, I... We haven't
even talked about this,
334
00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:51,533
but I'm assuming that he's...
335
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,853
he's gonna just move down to that
room in the basement, right?
336
00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:54,103
Like, midway through this year,
337
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,703
because we're gonna need his room for
338
00:14:55,753 --> 00:14:57,073
- little peanut.
- Oh, yeah,
339
00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:59,378
I will kick his ass
down to the basement.
340
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:02,013
That boy will heed me. You heard?
341
00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:04,448
I bet he will.
342
00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:06,898
I was reading this article
about adopted kids,
343
00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:09,188
and it was just talking about how
they're performing all the time,
344
00:15:09,238 --> 00:15:11,188
because they just want to be kept.
345
00:15:11,238 --> 00:15:14,873
Um, yeah. He's not doin' that.
346
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:17,563
- I mean, maybe he's not.
- My boy is white bread.
347
00:15:17,613 --> 00:15:19,598
Hey.
348
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:20,963
What's goin' on?
349
00:15:21,013 --> 00:15:22,998
What's up?
350
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,883
Is it too much?
351
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:28,323
[laughs] Yeah.
352
00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:33,308
I got lists, Joshy. You... I know.
353
00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:35,113
You know, all the time, just...
354
00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:36,648
Mm-hm. Yeah, I know. I know.
355
00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:37,813
Do you? Do you know now?
356
00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:38,848
I do.
357
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,248
- Do ya?
- I do. I do.
358
00:15:40,298 --> 00:15:42,453
You know what's at the top
of my list right now?
359
00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:44,123
What's that?
360
00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,988
Me going to temple.
361
00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:48,423
I get to teach a class who, every week,
362
00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:51,228
- watch my belly grow...
- Oh.
363
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:52,428
And then just glance up
at this naked finger.
364
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,333
- That's all.
- Say no more.
365
00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:55,363
Okay.
366
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,327
You can check that shit
off your list right now.
367
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,503
I'm serious. Hey.
368
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:01,538
Good night, Josh.
369
00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,908
I got this.
370
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,043
[door closes]
371
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:08,178
[guitar]
372
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:13,318
There's a new world comin'
373
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:19,223
And it's just around the bend
374
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:24,293
There's a new world comin'
375
00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:30,168
This one's comin' to an end
376
00:16:30,218 --> 00:16:35,573
There's a new voice callin'
377
00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:38,258
You can hear it if you try
378
00:16:41,228 --> 00:16:46,118
And it's growin' stronger
379
00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:49,403
With every day that passes by
380
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:54,423
Woman 1: It was really crazy.
Woman 2: What?
381
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,793
Woman 1: You know. All right, I got it.
382
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,428
You get one of those, like, skywriters,
383
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:02,133
and say, "Marry me, baby."
384
00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:03,468
- Yeah.
- What about a Saint Bernard?
385
00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:04,968
Around its collar you
can put, like, a...
386
00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:06,238
a big yellow diamond on it.
387
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:07,638
- A yellow diamond?
- A yellow one.
388
00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:09,073
- On a Saint Bernard?
- It's different.
389
00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:11,173
You could do, uh, a scavenger hunt
390
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,343
- with a map and clues.
- Yeah, if she was 13.
391
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:15,143
Is that how we're gonna do it?
392
00:17:15,193 --> 00:17:17,983
I feel like Colton would know
how to get the job done right.
393
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,183
Wouldn't you, cutie pie?
394
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,218
[laughs] Uh, no, no.
395
00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:23,188
Well, I mean, yeah, but, uh...
396
00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:24,753
I don't know, it'd probably
be something like a...
397
00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:27,623
I don't know, a horse and
carriage or something stupid.
398
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,558
- [all exclaiming]
- Oh, my God, I literally love...
399
00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,228
If you asked me like
that, I would say yes.
400
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:32,863
You gotta get that ring
first, though, right?
401
00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:33,426
My God.
402
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:34,987
Design it, order it, all that shit.
Right?
403
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,233
Josh, I got... I got your
diamond guy, no problem.
404
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,468
My cousin Esther Lee's married to
Leonard Reefman. He's downtown.
405
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,638
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah, no, for real.
406
00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,408
He's works with those little old...
407
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,343
the little old men with the
peering in the thing with the...
408
00:17:44,393 --> 00:17:45,373
Circumcise the diamonds for you.
409
00:17:45,423 --> 00:17:46,578
The diamond mohels.
410
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,113
That is what I need, a diamond mohel.
411
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:49,513
Honestly, he's unbelievable.
412
00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:51,413
Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on a second.
Hold on.
413
00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:52,448
You know the one
I'm talkin' about
414
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:53,948
This part right here.
415
00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:56,453
The one we've had visions of
416
00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:59,323
Comin' in peace, comin' in joy
417
00:17:59,373 --> 00:18:00,538
I don't hate this.
418
00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:04,628
So, what are you gonna do, Joshy?
419
00:18:04,678 --> 00:18:07,663
Oh, my God, I think Josh
has a proposal idea.
420
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,498
- What?
- Why aren't you telling us?
421
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,803
Do you know? What are
you gonna do, dude?
422
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,238
You better tell us right now.
423
00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:14,773
- [laughs] No.
- Look at his face.
424
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:15,803
- No.
- Tell us.
425
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,008
You're being so lame.
426
00:18:17,058 --> 00:18:19,243
Jumbotron. Jumbotron, Clippers game.
427
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:20,828
[laughter]
428
00:18:23,028 --> 00:18:26,633
Comin' in love
429
00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:30,853
Shit, yes, I have read her stuff.
430
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,388
I knew it. In college.
431
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,893
Fuck, I'm so pissed at
myself for having a drunken,
432
00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:36,293
date rape-y freshman year.
433
00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:39,463
Okay, "Leslie Mackinaw, an
American poet and critic
434
00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:41,698
"who has published more than 40
volumes of fiction, poetry..."
435
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,668
and looky here, even one libretto.
436
00:18:43,718 --> 00:18:44,968
Look at these bowling guns.
437
00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:46,438
- Nice.
- Boom.
438
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:49,238
Hey, you guys. Have you guys
heard of Leslie Mackinaw?
439
00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:50,908
Yes, I'm a lesbian, of course I have.
440
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,578
Yeah, I had a girlfriend who named
her cat after Leslie Mackinaw.
441
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:54,813
- No.
- So did I.
442
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:55,813
Oh, my God.
443
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:57,683
Is that perhaps the same ex girlfriend?
444
00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:00,818
Yeah, she would, like,
basically be Jack Kerouac
445
00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:03,553
or Allen Ginsberg if we didn't
grow up in a patriarchy.
446
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,553
If we didn't grow up in a patriarchy?
447
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,193
Both: If we did not grow
up in a patriarchy.
448
00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,228
I mean, I think she lives in Oakland,
449
00:19:10,278 --> 00:19:11,963
or some other northern lesbianish...
450
00:19:12,013 --> 00:19:13,398
No, no. She's at UCLA,
451
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:14,733
'cause Ali might go
there for grad school.
452
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,113
- Holy fuck.
- Interesting.
453
00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:18,803
Holy fuck, you guys, this poem!
454
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:22,508
"I always put my pussy
in the middle of trees,
455
00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,008
"Like a waterfall,
456
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:27,328
"Like a doorway to God,
like a flock of birds."
457
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:32,268
"I always put my lover's cunt
on the crest of a wave."
458
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:37,888
"Like a flag that I can
pledge my allegiance to."
459
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:42,458
460
00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:46,228
I've seen your face
in better days
461
00:19:46,278 --> 00:19:48,533
"This is my country.
462
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:52,768
"Here, when we're alone in public.
463
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:56,308
"My lover's pussy is a
badge, is a nightstick,
464
00:19:56,358 --> 00:20:00,143
"Is a helmet, is a deer's face,
465
00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:02,913
"Is a handful of flowers."
466
00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:06,983
I've seen your face
in better days
467
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,968
468
00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:14,393
[no audible dialog]
469
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:15,773
"Is a waterfall."
470
00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,778
"Is a river of blood."
471
00:20:21,048 --> 00:20:22,983
"Is a bible."
472
00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:25,983
"Is a hurricane."
473
00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:32,393
"Is a soothsayer."
474
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:41,603
[smacking]
475
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,053
Pfefferman.
476
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,508
[smacking]
477
00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:53,828
[school bell rings]
478
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,298
You got a hall pass?
479
00:20:55,348 --> 00:20:57,248
[smacking]
480
00:20:57,353 --> 00:20:58,403
You know...
481
00:20:58,453 --> 00:20:59,868
[smacking]
482
00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:03,038
Somebody walkin' down the hallway
483
00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:04,943
without a hall pass...
484
00:21:04,993 --> 00:21:06,043
[smacking]
485
00:21:06,093 --> 00:21:07,978
Just askin' for trouble.
486
00:21:08,028 --> 00:21:10,313
[smacking]
487
00:21:10,363 --> 00:21:12,013
Walk into my office.
488
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,033
[smacking]
489
00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:15,853
[smacking]
490
00:21:15,903 --> 00:21:18,323
That's right.
491
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:20,358
Such a bad girl.
492
00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,823
[smacking]
493
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,393
You know what happens to girls...
494
00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:24,663
[smacking]
495
00:21:24,713 --> 00:21:27,763
Who forget their hall pass, don't you?
496
00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:28,783
[smacking]
497
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:31,248
Yeah.
498
00:21:31,383 --> 00:21:33,238
[smacking]
499
00:21:33,288 --> 00:21:35,203
- [smacking]
- Yeah.
500
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,373
- [smacking]
- [moaning]
501
00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:40,258
Yeah, such a bad girl.
502
00:21:40,393 --> 00:21:41,378
- [smacking]
- [moaning]
503
00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:42,848
Aren't you, Sarah?
504
00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,683
- Oh, yeah.
- [moaning]
505
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:45,848
- Oh, yeah.
- [smacking]
506
00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:47,583
- That's it.
- [moaning]
507
00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,718
- Such a bad girl.
- [moaning]
508
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,553
- Yeah.
- [moaning]
509
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,658
- Come for me.
- [moaning]
510
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:57,193
- [smacking]
- [moaning]
511
00:21:57,243 --> 00:21:59,878
[loud moaning]
512
00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:04,083
[panting]
513
00:22:08,023 --> 00:22:09,203
[moaning]
514
00:22:09,253 --> 00:22:11,423
[panting]
515
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,903
516
00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:30,758
There's a new world comin'
517
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:36,063
And it's just around the bend
518
00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:41,268
There's a new world comin'
519
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:47,143
This one's comin' to an end
520
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:52,783
There's a new voice callin'
521
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:58,088
You can hear it if you try
522
00:22:58,138 --> 00:23:03,093
And it's growin' stronger
523
00:23:03,143 --> 00:23:05,328
With every day that passes by
524
00:23:05,378 --> 00:23:06,963
Hey, babe.
525
00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:08,583
Hi.
526
00:23:09,483 --> 00:23:10,583
Hi.
527
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,168
Come here.
528
00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:14,488
Uh, yeah.
529
00:23:16,658 --> 00:23:19,308
Whoa. What is goin' on?
530
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,528
Okay.
531
00:23:23,498 --> 00:23:25,883
- What... wait.
- Shh.
532
00:23:25,933 --> 00:23:27,218
- No, no. No.
- Shh.
533
00:23:27,268 --> 00:23:29,053
Wait, whoa, wh...
534
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,373
Oh. If what I think's about to
happen is about to happen...
535
00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:33,758
Shh. Shh.
536
00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:35,523
- I don't want to...
- Josh Pfefferman.
537
00:23:35,573 --> 00:23:37,058
- No. No, no, no, no...
- Joshua.
538
00:23:37,108 --> 00:23:39,028
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, please.
539
00:23:39,078 --> 00:23:40,728
- We've been through so much...
- Please, stand up, stand up.
540
00:23:40,778 --> 00:23:42,698
- Stand up. Please stand up.
- Shh.
541
00:23:42,748 --> 00:23:44,668
- I've rehearsed this, let me just...
- You have to get up.
542
00:23:44,718 --> 00:23:46,568
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Get through this.
543
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,523
You don't trust me.
544
00:23:51,323 --> 00:23:53,658
Why didn't you trust me?
545
00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:58,383
I had this.
546
00:23:58,433 --> 00:23:59,968
I told you I had...
547
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,553
[sobbing]
548
00:24:20,288 --> 00:24:22,123
Oh, my God.
549
00:24:26,293 --> 00:24:28,713
I'm s...
550
00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:32,248
I'm so sorry, I just wanted
to get it out of your...
551
00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:35,703
[exhales] List, but I...
552
00:24:36,468 --> 00:24:39,238
I, uh... Horrible call.
553
00:24:41,843 --> 00:24:44,628
Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
554
00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:46,063
Just let me have a little...
555
00:24:46,113 --> 00:24:49,333
Okay. All right.
556
00:24:49,383 --> 00:24:52,588
557
00:25:06,398 --> 00:25:09,118
There's a new world comin'
558
00:25:09,168 --> 00:25:11,588
Tell me what you like.
559
00:25:11,638 --> 00:25:14,758
And what you don't like.
560
00:25:14,808 --> 00:25:17,993
And where you like to be touched.
561
00:25:18,043 --> 00:25:20,063
And how you like to be touched.
562
00:25:20,113 --> 00:25:21,213
[giggling]
563
00:25:25,183 --> 00:25:26,638
What turns you on.
564
00:25:26,688 --> 00:25:28,473
Can we...
565
00:25:28,523 --> 00:25:31,573
just do this? Now?
566
00:25:31,623 --> 00:25:33,728
Next time I'll tell you everything.
567
00:25:34,557 --> 00:25:36,910
- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
568
00:25:36,928 --> 00:25:42,753
And you can hear it if you try
569
00:25:42,803 --> 00:25:48,923
And it's growin' stronger
570
00:25:48,973 --> 00:25:52,763
With every day that passes by
571
00:25:52,813 --> 00:25:56,333
Yeah, yeah, yeah
572
00:25:56,383 --> 00:26:02,038
There's a brand new morning
573
00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:09,043
Rising clear and sweet and free
574
00:26:09,093 --> 00:26:15,818
There's a new day dawning
575
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:21,288
That belongs to you and me
576
00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:27,528
Yes a new world's comin'
577
00:26:27,578 --> 00:26:29,498
You know the one I'm talkin' about
578
00:26:29,548 --> 00:26:32,738
The one we've had visions of
579
00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:36,373
And it's comin' in peace
580
00:26:36,423 --> 00:26:39,073
Comin' in joy
581
00:26:39,123 --> 00:26:41,408
Come in peace
582
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,748
Come in joy
583
00:26:43,798 --> 00:26:47,703
Comin' in love
584
00:26:47,753 --> 00:26:52,303
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