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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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Chicago is...
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In the spring of 1973,
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The Arnold familytook to the skies.
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Armed with four coach tickets
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And enough luggageto sink a battleship,
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We were on our way to a weekendof high adventure.
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Can I get some more peanuts,
please?
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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That year had seena lot of change.
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I was practically a senior...once I got through exams.
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Mom had joined the ranksof working women,
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Whether we liked it or not.
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Dad's furniture businesswas thriving,
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Although he wasn'tat the moment.
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Still, all in all, things werepretty much smooth sailing.
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[ panting ] did you feel that?
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Yep.
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Hope it wasn't the engine.
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Ooh.
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Not that we'd venturedinto the friendly skies
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Without a reason.
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We were on our way home.
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Well, mom's home, anyway.
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Look, Jack!
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Sylvia miller's chairing
the reunion committee.
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I haven't seen her in 25 years!
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You got it... my mother'shigh-school reunion.
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Oh, and look, honey. There's
gonna be a picnic on Saturday
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And a pie-eating contest!
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Norma, please.
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[ Rattling ]
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Hey... Wasn't that the wing?
[ chuckles ]
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Yeah, it was gonna be some fun.
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It'll be fine.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Yeah.
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After all, this was morethan just a trip back in time.
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We were headed home to family.
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Are we there yet?
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Mom's family.
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For better...
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Or worse.
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Mother!
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Welcome home!
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Look at the two of you!
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How's my little girl?
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Oh, look at those
fine grandsons of mine!
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I almost didn't recognize them!
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Hi, grandma.
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Oh, Kevin,
you've certainly grown
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Since I saw you the last time.
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Well, you know, it's been
a long time, grandma.
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Homecomingat the grandparents'.
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Oh, Wayne...
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We saw them, oh,about once every century.
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[ laughter ]
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Hi!
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How's everybody?
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Maybe there was a reason.
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Well, why don't we
come on inside?
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You must be exhausted
from your trip.
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Come on. Come on.
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Maybe it was Dad.
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Well, better get
that luggage inside
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Before some of the local kids
make off with it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, just look at all this!
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It's exactly the same!
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[ Inhales deeply ]
the smell, even.
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Your mother's
been cooking for days.
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Nothing's too good
for my little girl.
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Oh, mom.
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Say this for the oldsters...
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They lovetheir only daughter...
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[ door slams ]
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If not their only son-in-law.
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Here we are.
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Well, how was the trip?
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Uh, it was... Okay.
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Except Dad got a little sick.
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Well, uh, it's just the flight
was a little bumpy, mom.
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You're not gonna
get sick again, are you?
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No, I don't think so.
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Because roger gave us
this great antacid.
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It's good for diarrhea, too.
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No, really. I'm just...
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Roger's a doctor, you know.
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[ laughing ] mother...
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Roger's been a doctor
for 15 years now.
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And a darned good one.
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He's just been named
chief of staff
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At county general!
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Isn't that impressive?
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And, of course,it was very impressive.
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[ sighs ]
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Just one little question here.
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Who's roger?
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[ Gasps ]
oh, a long time ago...
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Mother...
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We don't have to get into this
right now, do we?
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I suppose not.
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Besides, we should probably
unpack before dinner.
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Don't you think, honey?
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Yeah. Sure.
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So, Jack, uh...
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Been working on your gin game?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Good.
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'Cause I thought, after dinner,
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You and I might have
a friendly little game.
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What do you say?
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Fine, Karl. Fine.
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Yeah.You had to hand it to Dad.
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No matter how coldthe shoulder,
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He hung in there,
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Like a man at the gallows.
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[ sighs ] where do I put these?
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Why, in Norma's old room,
of course.
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[ laughs ]
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Just wait till you see it!
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[ laughs ]
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Daddy and I
haven't changed it one bit!
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This was fun,sort of like visiting a museum.
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Look!
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The Norma Gustafsonmemorial shrine.
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Mother, I can't believe
you kept these!
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Oh, Jack, look!
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My 6th-grade citizenship ribbon.
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I was proud
of my little girl...
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Still am.
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You should hear him brag
to the boys in Kiwanis
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About that new job.
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Always knew she'd end up
being something important,
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No matter what got in her way.
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All in all, kind ofreminded you of the Waltons.
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[ squeaks ]
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I hope you two are gonna
be comfortable here.
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We only have the one bed.
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[ Squeaks ]
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[ Clears throat ] so, uh...
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Where do we sleep, grandma?
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Down the hall
in the guest room.
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Just, uh, right down the hall
and to the left.
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Great.
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After all, no sense hangingaround all that hostility.
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[ dog growls ]
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[ Barks ]
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Oh, there she is.
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Boys, I'd like you to meet
princess.
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She's a little shy
around new folk.
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Aren't you, girl?
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[ Growling ]
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Nice doggie.
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Isn't this cute?
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There's nothing so sweet
as a boy and his dog.
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[ laughs ]
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[ Growling, snarling ]
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And so, here we were,
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One big, happy family...
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[ growls ]
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Plus beast,
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Eagerly catching upon one another's lives.
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Furniture, huh?
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What?
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Oh, I was just telling Daddy
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How well your furniture business
is doing, honey.
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Uh, yeah. We've been
pretty successful so far.
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I don't hold much truck
with this new stuff.
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In my day, people knew
how to build furniture.
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Now, take this table.
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[ Banging ]
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Solid. Made to last.
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Had it since we were married.
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It'll be here for you boys
when I'm gone.
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[ Gulps ]
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Whoops.
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What was that again?
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Oh, Daddy,
don't talk like that.
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Well, it's true.
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You boys will be
getting this place one day.
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Really?
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Y-you mean, this house?
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Yeah. And everything in it.
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Hell, I got to leave it
to someone.
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And I'm not gonna be around
forever, you know.
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[ Cash register dings ]
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Thanks, Gramps.
You're the best.
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Now, now, sweetheart.
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You don't have to worry
about Daddy,
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Not as long as he has roger
as his doctor.
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He's quite a guy.
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He certainly is.
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And there it was. Roger again.
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Mother, we don't have to
hear more about roger.
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Do we?
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Of course not, dear.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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There he is now.
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He can tell you himself.
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Oh...
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Good.
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Those were really
some great times we had, Norma.
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I still remember the look
on your face
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When I gave you my class ring.
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Roger Baldwin, in the flesh.
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Do you remember
how jealous Jerry Yost was
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When he saw you wearing it
for the first time?
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Jerry Yost?
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I haven't thought about him
in years!
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Oh, here it is.
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The prom picture.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Growls ]
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That evening was likethe tea party from hell.
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Kevin, weren't they
a striking couple?
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Grandma played matchmaker,
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Roger played bigshot,
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While my brother played...
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That's a nice frame, grandma.
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What is that... pewter?
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Gin! [ Laughs ]
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Well, it looks like you're down
another 40 points, Jack.
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[ laughs ]
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As for Dad...
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Honey, everybody's
gonna be so thrilled
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To see you two
at the picnic tomorrow.
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Jack and I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
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I meant you and roger, dear.
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You know, sometimes I wonder
what might have happened
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If I hadn't gone away
to medical school.
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[ Fist thuds, dishes clatter ]
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Okay. [ Clears throat ]
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It was clear the big guy hadhad his fill of this malarkey.
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[ yawns ]
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I'm goin' to bed.
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Night, honey. Get some rest.
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Good night, Jack.
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Yeah.
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And there you had it.
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What had begunas a simple trip home
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Was suddenly turning into...
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[ indistinct conversation ]
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Nightmare on Gustafson street.
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[ both laugh ]
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And the worst part was,
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I was the only onewho seemed to notice.
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Uh, butthead,
this place is a gold mine.
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I mean, you should see the stuff
they got stashed in the attic...
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Genuine antiques.
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We're gonna be rich!
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[ laughs ]
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Maybe so, maybe not.
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You're very sweet, roger.
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Great.
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All I knew was, standing there,
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Watching mom spoon withher high-school sweetheart,
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Hearing Dad snorein the next room,
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Listening to Waynecount his tax breaks,
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Suddenly, one thing was clear.
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[ growls ]
271
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,544
I...
272
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,180
[ barks ]
273
00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:53,084
Was gonna sleep on the floor.
274
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,621
And let's give a special
welcome to the wildcatter
275
00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:00,157
Who traveled the greatest
distance to be with us today...
276
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,894
From 5,500 miles away,
Jill Pritchard!
277
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:08,432
The next day, amid pom-pomsand hairspray and old memories,
278
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,766
The class of '48 gathered.
279
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,969
Remember when we just sat there
on that float
280
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,838
While the parade went by
without us?
281
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,872
[ laughter ]
282
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,506
It was all pretty... Festive.
283
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:19,176
Now, Norma, weren't you the one
that convinced those policeman
284
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,978
To tow us the rest of the way?
285
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,546
Yeah. I think I was.
286
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,249
But while mom was havingthe time of her teenage life,
287
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,585
The Arnold menwere getting old... Fast.
288
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,387
This is a lot of fun.
289
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,422
[ Scoffs ]
290
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,025
Can I borrow the car?
What? Why?
291
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,593
Well, I think I should spend
more time with grandpa.
292
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,762
He won't be around forever,
you know.
293
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,533
He said so himself.
294
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,836
What are you gonna do...
count the silverware?
295
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,838
[ laughs ] I'm on to the china.
296
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,340
I want you back in two hours.
297
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,142
No problem. Yes!
298
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,777
Which pretty much narrowed itdown to the two of us.
299
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,046
Hey, fellas.
300
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,347
Roger.
301
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,381
Hi.
302
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,482
Great turnout.
303
00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,683
Yeah.
304
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,385
That contest
should be starting soon.
305
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,587
You game?
306
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,489
- I think I'll pass.
- Right.
307
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,224
Can't say as I blame you.
308
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,459
If I didn't work out
like a madman,
309
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,495
I wouldn't dare enter myself.
310
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,063
No comment.
311
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,698
So, this, um,
furniture business of yours.
312
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,801
I understand
it's handcrafted work.
313
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,169
Yeah.
314
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,404
We use, uh, hardwood frames,
315
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,406
Dowels in all the joints.
316
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,941
So, what'd you have to do
for that...
317
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,576
Go to, um, furniture school?
318
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,710
[ laughs ]
319
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,711
[ laughs sarcastically ]
320
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:28,712
Ha ha ha.
321
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,214
I'm getting a beer.
322
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,149
Great.
323
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,484
He gets a cold brew.
324
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,920
I get to schmoozewith Dr.. Wonderful.
325
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,788
[ laughs ]
326
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,458
That is one exceptional lady,
your mother.
327
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,860
You got to wonder
what might have been.
328
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,062
Who knows?
329
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,730
A few different turns
in the road,
330
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,965
And you might have been my son.
331
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:51,568
Kind of made youwant to reconsider
332
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,171
The whole science of genetics.
333
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,573
[ bell dinging ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
334
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:59,977
Uh, please take your positionsfor the start of the sack race.
335
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,879
And speaking of potatoes...
336
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,814
Come on, Dad!
337
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,282
Go, Jack!
338
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,783
[ Sighs ]
339
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,487
It seemed the old man hadn'tcompletely abandoned the field.
340
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,624
Need a bigger sack there, Jack?
341
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,492
After all,when push came to shove...
342
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,894
This'll do fine.
343
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,430
Dad was never oneto turn down a challenge,
344
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,633
No matter how stupid.
345
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,702
[ crowd cheering ]
346
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,738
[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
347
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,309
- Go, Jack!
- Come on, Dad!
348
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,311
And so beganthe great burlap grudge match
349
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,546
Of 1973.
350
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,247
Be careful, Jack!
351
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:41,318
It was a battle for honor,reputation, glory,
352
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,753
A fight to the finish.
353
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,291
It was the stuff of legends.
354
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,493
Yeah! Go, Dad! Come on!
355
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:59,870
And in the end,it all hinged on one thing...
356
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,738
Ooh!
357
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,473
[ Groans ]
358
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,109
My father's bad back.
359
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,878
- Does that hurt?
- Aah!
360
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,246
[ Groans ]
361
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,881
Thought it might.
362
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,883
A little doctor humor.
363
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,218
Yeah, thanks.
364
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,855
Well, I'm afraid this means
no dancing tonight.
365
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,358
Ohh. That's too bad.
366
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,561
Anyway, I'll call you tomorrow,
see how he's feeling.
367
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,563
- Thanks, roger.
- Sure.
368
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,964
And there you had it...
369
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,468
An inglorious end to an evenmore inglorious weekend.
370
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,802
Bye!
371
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,770
Not that I wasparticularly sorry
372
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,073
To see this whole charadeover with.
373
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,809
Isn't this always the way?
374
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,712
What do you mean, mother?
375
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,848
Well, you travel
all the way out here.
376
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,984
And just when
the good times begin,
377
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:49,754
Somebody ruins it.
378
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:53,724
Our poor little girl's
gonna miss her big evening.
379
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,925
[ Chuckles ]
380
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,628
It's a shame, all right.
381
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,763
[ Scoffs ]
382
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,831
Geez. Talk about compassion.
383
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,167
Look, it's just a dance, right?
384
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,970
I mean, if he can't go,
he can't go.
385
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,538
Right, Dad?
386
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,807
Norma, I think you should go.
387
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,911
[ Chuckling ] Jack,
you can't even move.
388
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,213
Your mother's right.
It's your big night.
389
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,549
You came all this way.
390
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,383
[ Sighs ]
391
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,051
You shouldn't miss it
because of me.
392
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,286
You should go.
393
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,155
Absolutely not.
394
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,724
[ Sighs ]
395
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,426
Maybe roger could take you.
396
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,595
What?!
397
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,865
That's a good idea!
398
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,735
And with that,the wheels came off.
399
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,704
? A white sport coat ?
400
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,006
The date was made.
401
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,608
[ horn honks ]
402
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,378
Okay, there he is.
403
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,881
Well, I guess it's time
for me to go.
404
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,518
That evening, while the restof us stayed home...
405
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,921
Now, honey, you're sure
that this is okay?
406
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,022
Absolutely.
407
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,924
All right, then. Bye.
408
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,125
[ Smooches ]
409
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,426
Don't be too late.
410
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,693
[ Chuckles ]
411
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:05,629
I watched my motherwaltz out the door
412
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,796
For the night of her life.
413
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,598
[ laughs ] gin! Gin!
414
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,701
[ Sighs ]
415
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,337
And for all that,Dad's only response was...
416
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,039
[ chuckles ]
417
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,441
Your deal or mine?
418
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:21,478
Face it. Nothing made sense.
419
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,381
Suddenly, everything seemed...Up for grabs.
420
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,884
Hey, scrote,
is pewter worth anything?
421
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,918
I don't know.
422
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,121
Hey, can you stop the inventory
for a minute?
423
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,090
What's your problem?
424
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,093
But it wasn't gonna be easyto put into words.
425
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,063
You think mom's happy
she married Dad?
426
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,399
Yeah. Of... of course.
[ scoffs ]
427
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,001
Really?
428
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,602
Yeah.
429
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,638
Otherwise,
she couldn't have had me.
430
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,872
[ laughs ]
431
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,344
[ Sighs ] forget it.
432
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,416
Hey, do me a favor?
See what's in the garage.
433
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,784
Yeah. I'll do that.
434
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,788
As luck would have it,
435
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,124
It was a beautifulspring evening...
436
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,094
And I couldn't help but wonder
437
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,298
If romance wasn't in the air.
438
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,667
[ Indistinct conversations ]
439
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,637
Ladies and gentlemen,
440
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,607
The king and queenof the sweetheart ball...
441
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,243
Roger and Norma.
442
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,579
[ spectators "aww" ]
443
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,415
[ Dog growling ]
444
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,321
Okay. This was the last straw.
445
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,323
You know, I've had
just about enough of you.
446
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,824
I mean you're all bark
and no bite.
447
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,025
You're a fake.
448
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,061
You don't scare anyone.
You know that?
449
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,595
[ Whimpers ]
450
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,063
That's better.
451
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,565
[ Sighs ]
452
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,268
At least I had one victoryon this lousy trip.
453
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,570
[ growling ]
454
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,041
[ Barks ]
455
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,175
Whoa, girl.
456
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,510
[ Barking, snarling ]
457
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,245
[ Clatter ]
458
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,679
[ Barking ]
459
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,915
Help!
460
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,052
6 picket fences,14 garbage cans,
461
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,788
And 32 backyards later,it was official.
462
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,424
This trip was a bust.
463
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,825
Hey, butthead!
464
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,260
What happened to you?
465
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,296
The dog and I took a three-hour
tour of the neighborhood.
466
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,333
[ laughs ] gin!
That's three straight hands!
467
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,633
[ laughs ]
468
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,802
Yeah, you got me again, Karl.
469
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,171
My mother was AWOL,
470
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,174
My father had turned intoa punching bag...
471
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,676
Well, I better turn in.
472
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,078
I haven't been feeling
quite up to par lately.
473
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,079
[ Grunts ]
474
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,347
And my brother...
475
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,050
Gee, Gramps.
I hope it's nothing serious.
476
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,985
Had become a ghoul.
477
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,254
Oh, I wouldn't worry, Wayne.
478
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,324
Us Gustafsons
are made of strong stuff.
479
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,592
[ Grunts ]
480
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:52,262
Hadn't been a one of us
didn't live to at least 95.
481
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,964
What?
482
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,732
Yep.
483
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,103
You might as well put
that calculator away.
484
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,005
[ laughs ]
485
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,806
Night, all. [ Laughing ]
486
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,275
95.
487
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,544
Really? So, how old
are you now?
488
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,148
[ Scoffs ]
489
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,550
Perfect.
490
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,952
This is perfect.
491
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,020
What's wrong with you?
492
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,623
And that just about did it.
493
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,692
Me?!
494
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,093
What's wrong with me?!
495
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,930
It was time to tell himexactly how I felt,
496
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,864
About him, about mom,
497
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,532
About the stupid gin games
498
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:32,302
And the dumb boyfriendsand the idiotic dog.
499
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,671
I hate this place!
500
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,441
Yeah. That was it...In a nutshell.
501
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,543
[ chuckles ]
502
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,011
What's so funny?
503
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,348
You're starting to sound
just like your mother.
504
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,450
What?!
505
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,519
You heard me.
506
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,721
Yeah, but mom loves this place.
507
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,057
Yeah, for a day or two, maybe.
508
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,993
Trust me.
509
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,662
21 years ago,
she couldn't wait to get out.
510
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,333
You're kidding.
511
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,135
Nah.
512
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,705
Your mother wanted
a lot more from life
513
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,541
Than a small town like this
had to offer.
514
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,143
So why didn't she tell
grandma and grandpa about it?
515
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,478
She never says a word.
516
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,315
She used to.
517
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,817
They couldn't hear her.
518
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,455
Parents are like that sometimes.
519
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,323
And I guess right about then,
520
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,993
A few thingsstarted to fall into place.
521
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,461
[ door opens ]
522
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,396
Hi!
523
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,164
You're home early.
524
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,231
Yeah.
525
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,034
I know.
526
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,201
How was it?
527
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,938
Uh, I-it was... Fine.
528
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,041
But when the invitation comes
for my 30th reunion...
529
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,408
Yeah?
530
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,810
Let's tear it up.
531
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,479
[ Both laugh ]
532
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,413
Maybe a lot of things.
533
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,916
How was roger?
534
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,985
Roger...
535
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,221
Roger's the same old jerk
he always was.
536
00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,890
[ Both laugh ]
537
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,957
Ow.
538
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,393
[ laughing ] ooh, honey, sorry!
539
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:06,129
So, how was the dance?
540
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,865
Actually...
541
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,767
It was a little boring.
542
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,336
But you had a good time.
543
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:18,675
Yeah. I did.
544
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,279
After all, maybe there aresome things in life
545
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,581
That just can't be changed...
546
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,617
A child's hopes,a parent's dreams.
547
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,354
Well, good night, everyone.
548
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,657
Night.
549
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:37,327
So... Did you let Dad beat you?
550
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,763
Just enough to make him happy.
551
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,165
[ Chuckles ] - thanks.
552
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,534
And, maybe,when it comes to families,
553
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,802
That's all for the best.
554
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,671
Why don't we take
a little walk?
555
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,706
Oh, oh, Jack.
What about your back?
556
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,575
Well, I'm down,
but I'm not out.
557
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,209
[ Groans ]
558
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:54,878
No, I'll bet you're not.
559
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,179
[ Both chuckle ]
560
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,348
? It's very clear ?
561
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,551
Night, son.
562
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:01,852
[ Groans ]
563
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,922
? Our love is here to stay ?
564
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,690
Like they say...
565
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,725
Growing up isn't easy,
566
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,562
No matter how old you are.
567
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,832
It's all a matter of timeand luck.
568
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,500
And if you're very lucky...
569
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,902
[ both laughing ]
570
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,136
Maybe love.
571
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:23,373
? In time,
the Rockies may crumble ?
572
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:27,644
All I knew was,that night in that old house,
573
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,614
I felt part of somethinglasting...
574
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,915
[ whimpers ]
575
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,151
Family...
576
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,352
? but our love is here ?
577
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,922
For better or worse.
578
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,591
? To stay ?
579
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,793
Good night.
580
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,097
[ Sighs ]
581
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,932
[ Whimpers ]
582
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,404
You're not gonna snore, are you?
583
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,940
[ Barking, snarling ]
584
00:22:56,990 --> 00:23:01,540
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