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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? When I grow up to be a man ?
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If there's one wayto describe adolescence,
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It might be this...
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It's a gamble.
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? That turn me on as a kid? ?
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An adventureinto the unexpected.
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A step into the unknown.
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? That I wish I hadn't done
what I did? ?
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It's a time of lifethat pits hope against fear
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And logic against prayer.
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A game of luck and opportunity.
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Not unlike, say,for instance...
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Poker.
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All right, I call.
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A pair of queens.
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So let's see 'em.
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Two 2s.
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Nothin' but ace-high.
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Two pair.
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9s and 4s.
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The bi-monthly, Friday-nighthigh-stakes poker game.
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Jeff?
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Junior year, it was ritual.
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Three kings.
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Don't worry, guys.
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It's going to a good cause. Me.
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Of course, it was more thanjust a rotating tournament,
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Depending on whose parentswere out for the evening.
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And it was about morethan just cold, hard cash.
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Okay. Nickel ante.
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This game was definedby personality.
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Ours.
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Okay, boys.
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How about
a little night baseball, huh?
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9s are wild. 3s are wild.
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Any picture card
with facial hair... wild.
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There wasthe overenthusiastic...
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Straight poker.
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And the all-American.
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Paul, your bet.
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There was the cautious...
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I don't know.
Let me think for a second.
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Paul... While we're still young.
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And the impatient...
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Okay.
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Three cents.
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And, of course,the supremely confident.
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A... Quarter.
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A quarter?
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That's kind of steep, isn't it?
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Quarter.
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And despiteour different styles,
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We maintained the easygive-and-take of friendship
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That I knew would endurewell into the future.
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Don't put the glass
right on the table.
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My father will kill me
if he sees a stain.
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Ooh.
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I'm... I'm fairly certain
these chairs of yours
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Are aggravating my prostate.
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This hand's an all-time beaut.
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You should frame it.
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Hang it on the wall.
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Okay, then. Who needs cards?
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- Give me four.
- Anyone else?
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Three.
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Uh, give me two.
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Uh, um, no, wait, um...
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Better make that three.
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Jeff?
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None.
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None? You sure?
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I fold.
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Well, then...
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Guess I'm the lucky winner.
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Still, we weren't old men yet.
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We were teenage boys...
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Innocent. Uncomplicated.
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So, is anyone hungry?
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- Hungry.
- Let's go.
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- I got chips.
- The 8:00 snack break.
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A chance to mixsimple pleasantries
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With complex carbohydratesand starch.
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I can't believe it.
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Do you guys have any idea
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What you're putting
into your bodies?
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What do you mean...
this isn't healthy?
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I'd hate to see your
digestive tract in 10 years.
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Tell you what... you don't ask,
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And I won't offer, all right?
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Kev, don't you have any fruit
in this house?
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Yeah. It's on the bottom.
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No. All I see here
is an apple pie.
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Right. Apple's a fruit.
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[ laughter ]
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Forget it.
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I got an orange in my car.
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Least I plan ahead.
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Boy, he doesn't quit, does he?
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's just
that he's kind of like, um...
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How shall I say it?
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Not fun.
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A major downer.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Uh, Kev...
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About the ski trip
over spring vacation...
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Yeah, we're all still going,
right?
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See, the thing is...
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We don't think we're
gonna have room for Pfeiffer.
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Well, what do you mean?
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I thought all of us were going.
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Well, it's not Paul so much.
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It's just that, uh...
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Chuck's car
only... only fits four people.
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You can check the manual.
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And my uncle's cabin
only has four beds.
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So, what are you guys
trying to say?
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Even thoughit was pretty clear.
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[ door opens ]
[ Clears throat ]
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So, what did I miss?
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Now, Paul Pfeiffer
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Had been my best friendfor 17 years.
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I'd always told him everything.
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Nothing.
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Really.
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No, we were just, uh... Talking.
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Well, come on, guys.
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Let's get back to the game.
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After all,Paul was just being himself...
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Want an orange?
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No, thanks. Come on.
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As opposed, to, say...
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Some of the rest of us.
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Chuck, the bet is a quarter.
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You threw in a nickel.
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Uh...
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Right.
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Quarter.
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By 8:30, Chuck Coleman'snatural ebullience
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Was fading fast.
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So, Chuck,
what's wrong with you?
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Nothing! I just have
some stuff on my mind.
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What kind of stuff?
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Uh, you know...
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Eh... Me and Alice.
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What, are you guys
fighting again?
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No. It's nothing like that.
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Well, if you're not fighting,
what are you two doing?
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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There are moments in lifethat alter history
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And change the courseof human events.
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You didn't.
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This was one of them.
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[ Chuckles ]
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All right, Chuck!
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Way to go, Coleman.
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It was a stirring revelation
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That merited only one response.
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You know, I hope you used
some kind of protection.
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[ Music stops ]
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Huh?
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I said, "I hope
you used protection."
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Of course I did, Pfeiffer.
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I mean, what kind of stooge
do you take me for?
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Ask an idiotic question...
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Look, are we gonna play cards
or not?
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- No, I'm out.
- Me too.
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Yeah, me too.
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And speaking of idiotic...
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Oh, you're not gonna smoke
that thing, are you?
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Do you have any idea what
it's gonna do to your lungs?
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Not to mention my sweater?
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I don't believe it.
He's actually lighting it.
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[ Blows ]
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Paul, come on.
It's only a cigar.
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Look, I have
some air freshener in my car.
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I'll be right back.
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I guess you could sayPaul's consistency
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Was gettinga little too consistent.
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Uh... Brother.
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And so maybe it was time
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To have a little talkwith old Paul...
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I'll be back in a minute.
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To clue him into public opinion...
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Delicately, diplomatically.
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Paul, you're being a real pain.
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What?
What's that supposed to mean?
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Well... You just got
to lighten up a little.
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Lighten up about what?
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Well, for starters,
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You can forget
about the air freshener.
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Do you know how much
it smells in there?
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Paul, who cares?
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It's just the guys,
and we're playin' poker.
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I mean, don't make
such a big deal out of it, okay?
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Great.
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Straight.
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That's not a straight.
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Of course it is. Look.
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2-3-4-5-6.
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234-5-9.
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Do you know what 2-3-4-5-9 is?
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Nothing.
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Boy, Randy, maybe you
should be studying your math.
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Yeah, really funny.
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Which, of course, it was.
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To us, anyway.
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Hey, will you guys
just shut up?
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For your information,
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I failed my last three
trigonometry tests.
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When I flunk out, I bet
it'll be really hilarious.
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Oh, come on.
You're not gonna flunk out.
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Oh, yeah?
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My guidance counselor says
if I don't pass,
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I'm not gonna graduate.
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What do you say to that?
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And, of course, there wasonly one thing to say.
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Three kings.
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[ Sobs ]
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Of course, some of uswere taking the news
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Harder than others.
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Chuck, it'll be okay.
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I still have a chance to pass.
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If I apply myself...
Who cares about you?
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What's the matter, Chuck?
You can't beat three kings?
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I think Alice is pregnant.
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Here, congratulations.
Have a cigar.
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I knew it.
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- I knew it.
- Shut up, Paul.
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Look,
I was just trying to help.
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Yeah, well, don't.
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It's been said sobering newstravels in bunches.
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And after 90 minutes of poker,
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There was no shortageof sobering news.
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How could I be so stupid?
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Chuck was on the brinkof fatherhood.
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Well, at least
you're passing trig.
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Randy was on the brinkof repeating the 11th grade.
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[ blows ]
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And I was on the brinkof hating my best friend.
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Knock it off, Pfeiffer.
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Not till you put
that thing out.
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But in addition to it all,
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In addition to thegut-wrenching teenage melodrama
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Playing out before us,
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One other thingseemed slightly amiss.
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He started it.
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Hey.
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You cheated.
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We were in the presenceof a crook.
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Okay. Now, where were we?
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After an hour and a half
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Of our monthly rotatingFriday-night poker game,
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This guy's cheating...
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This guy's flunking school...
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This guy might be a father...
270
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,935
This guy is annoyingeveryone...
271
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,236
And this guy?
272
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,571
Well...
273
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,605
You cheated.
274
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,207
I did not!
275
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,275
My fingers were greasy
from the potato chips.
276
00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,111
I-I-I'm sure a card, you know,
277
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,379
Just shot right out of my hands.
278
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,182
All right, all right.
279
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,283
Then ask yourselves this...
280
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,220
Why would I possibly cheat
at cards?
281
00:10:56,222 --> 00:11:00,023
Well, the way I see it,
your motive is greed.
282
00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,392
Excuse me, Lieutenant Colombo.
283
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,394
Maybe I'm just a better
card player than all you guys.
284
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,695
You ever think of that?
285
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,363
I can't take this anymore.
286
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,866
This is insane!
287
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,367
[ Blows ]
288
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,937
And somehow I couldn't avoidthe thought
289
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,738
Maybe Chuck was right.
290
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,144
You okay?
291
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:24,615
Listen, I-i know
what you're thinking...
292
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,417
That my life would be over.
293
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,251
No.
294
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,220
No. I-i know how it sounds.
295
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,491
But it wouldn't be that bad,
really.
296
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,525
I mean, Alice and I...
297
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,194
We could live
in my parents' attic
298
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,695
Until we graduate high school.
299
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,265
And after that,
we could move into the garage.
300
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,635
Chuck, why don't you wait
until you find out for sure?
301
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,837
I mean, it's not like
you're a doctor or anything.
302
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,773
You think so?
303
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,375
Yeah.
304
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,877
Yeah, I mean...
305
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,180
How much do you really know
about biology, anyway?
306
00:11:56,182 --> 00:12:00,484
Apparently just enoughto be dangerous.
307
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,686
Excuse me.
I got to make a phone call.
308
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,588
Paul...
309
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,924
Yeah?
310
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,125
We were in here.
311
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,327
You know, Chuck and I.
312
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,596
Right. And now Chuck left.
313
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,700
And I'm gonna make a phone call.
314
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,934
- And I don't know.
- Hello?
315
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,136
Maybe becauseof what the guys had said
316
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,672
Or maybe because of the wayhe was acting,
317
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:26,444
But suddenly I was beginning tosee Paul in a whole new light.
318
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,214
I mean, my Dad expects me to go
to some great college.
319
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,382
I don't know how to tell him
320
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,150
I might not even graduate
from high school.
321
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,919
I would suggest
doing it over a nice dessert.
322
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,788
Thanks.
323
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,890
Hey, I'm watching you,
billings.
324
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,191
So hang on to your cards
this time.
325
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,692
Okay. I'm back.
326
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,060
Oh, were you gone?
327
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,529
And so, there we were...
328
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,298
Five friends playing poker.
329
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,600
Hey. Maybe if you dealt
a little slower,
330
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,002
My cards wouldn't end up
in the cheese puffs.
331
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:55,005
Five friendsarguing and sniping,
332
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,340
Carping and whining.
333
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,143
Taking umbrageat even the pettiest offense.
334
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,811
Yeah, well, maybe
if you learned how to shuffle,
335
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,579
You could deal
once in a while, huh?
336
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,215
You call that dealing?
337
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,382
Suffer.
338
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,818
Five friendswho couldn't agree on a thing.
339
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:12,089
Hey. We're out of food.
340
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,924
Except one thing.
341
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,560
Yeah, someone should run out
and get more.
342
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,161
So, who wants to go?
343
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,529
Kev?
344
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:21,398
What, and leave you guys
with all the cards?
345
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,833
All right, fine. I'll go.
346
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,035
No way. He'll just go out
and get another deck.
347
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,036
All right, I'll go.
348
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,338
But I'll take the deck
of cards with me.
349
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,174
Of course, Kev, how do
we know you won't cheat?
350
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,276
Me?
351
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,082
So, naturally,there was only one solution.
352
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,619
We did whatany five petty, squabbling,
353
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,754
Distrustful best friendswould do.
354
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,556
God, why does it take
five guys to go get food?
355
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:47,791
Because we're hungry.
356
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,792
Because we're morons.
357
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,094
Hey, who you calling a moron?
358
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,228
Hey, figure it out, Sherlock.
359
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,262
Hey, look, can you guys
360
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,363
Maybe quit picking
on each other?
361
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,498
I'm gonna go get
the stuff, okay?
362
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,699
No. You go,
and you'll come back
363
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,467
With 12 pounds of fruit.
364
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,902
Whoops.
365
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,105
Stupid.
366
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,273
What did you say, Paul?
367
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,975
Nothing.
368
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,677
No, 'cause I heard you
say something.
369
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,379
I didn't say anything.
370
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,080
Well, here's what I say.
371
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,349
Maybe you're a moron,
but let me tell you something.
372
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,252
Stewart and Irene Coleman
did not raise any morons.
373
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,489
No, you deserve
all the credit for that, right?
374
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,789
I'm out of here.
375
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:22,326
Me too.
376
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,595
No, not those.
377
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,864
They're bad for you.
378
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,299
God, Paul,
what is your problem?
379
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,634
What problem?
380
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,469
I'm not sureif I was angry at Paul
381
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,071
Or if I was angry at myself
382
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,173
For suddenly hatingmy best friend, but...
383
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,609
You know, it used to be fun
to hang around with you.
384
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,610
And I don't know what it is now,
385
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,445
But being with you
is like being...
386
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,713
What?
387
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,248
I don't know.
388
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,250
I just think...
389
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:51,889
But what I didn't want to saywas that Paul had changed.
390
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,091
You know, Kev, you've changed.
391
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,993
What?
392
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,462
Hey!
What's that supposed to mean?
393
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,863
I mean, you hang around
with those guys,
394
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,631
And all you care about
is being cool in front of them.
395
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,832
I do not.
396
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,501
And besides,
they're your friends, too.
397
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,670
No.
They were your friends first.
398
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,406
We were friends,
so I just came along.
399
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,808
What, so I can't have any other
friends other than you?
400
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,677
That's ridiculous.
401
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,244
You know, I call you
when the guys get together.
402
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,080
I invite you
to the poker games. I...
403
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,681
Yeah, and that ski trip
over spring break...
404
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,964
I bet you were gonna invite me
to that, too, right?
405
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,457
That's what I thought.
406
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,660
Hey, I can't even sit
in the car with you morons.
407
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,528
Shut up, Chuck.
408
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,529
You know,
I wouldn't have be here
409
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,730
If it wasn't for your cheating.
410
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,998
Hey, Mr. Math whiz,
411
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,866
Don't you have some studying
to do or something?
412
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,301
Look, shut up
about my math already.
413
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,535
At least I don't cheat.
414
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,436
Maybe you should.
415
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,105
You haven't won a hand
in three months.
416
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,072
Why don't you both take a hike?
417
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,206
You sound like you're married.
418
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,608
I don't believe you guys.
419
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,376
You know, you make me sick?
420
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,278
Oh, yeah?
421
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,648
Well, what are
you gonna do about it?
422
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,116
What am I gonna do about it?
423
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,917
What are you gonna do about it?
424
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:57,921
And, of course,there was only one answer.
425
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:02,526
Gentlemen... The ante is $1.
426
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,806
The last hand of the night.
427
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,908
Cards?
428
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,710
Two.
429
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,079
The play was intense...
430
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,415
The conversation at a minimum.
431
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,884
Two.
432
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,253
What had begun three hours ago
433
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,590
As a simple gameamong friends...
434
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,024
Three.
435
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,426
Had, by 10:30,
436
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,830
Developed intoan all-out grudge match.
437
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,599
One.
438
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,704
I'll take two.
439
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:52,409
Suddenly, we were no longerboys playing a man's game.
440
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,210
We were men.
441
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,879
Men at war.
442
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,315
Defending our turf...
443
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,584
Standing our ground.
444
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,152
All right.
445
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:06,424
I bet 20 cents.
446
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,729
30.
447
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,899
35.
448
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,104
And I'll raise you 50.
449
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,512
51.
450
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,848
It was time to show no mercy...
451
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,185
Take no prisoners.
452
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,653
The bets were down.
453
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,758
Pair of jacks.
454
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,462
A straight.
455
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,397
Almost.
456
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,703
Two pair... jacks and 9s.
457
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,074
Three 7s.
458
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,947
It's up to you, Jeff.
459
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,854
And then...
460
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,259
I fold.
461
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,594
I got nothin'.
462
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,132
You mean I win?
463
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,534
You win.
464
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,071
I won.
465
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,707
I can't believe it. I won.
466
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,876
At the very brink ofdisillusionment and despair,
467
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,113
Randy Mitchell,the perpetual loser,
468
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,449
Finally won a hand.
469
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,817
[ telephone rings ]
470
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,486
I'll get it.
471
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,559
Hello?
472
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,963
Yeah. Yeah, hang on.
473
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,432
Chuck, it's Alice.
474
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,310
[ Breathes heavily ]
475
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,777
Alice?
476
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,485
That's great.
477
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,821
Uh, that... that's great.
478
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,723
Yeah.
479
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,726
Me too.
480
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,928
I'll call you when I get home.
481
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,464
Okay. Bye.
482
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,533
She's not pregnant.
483
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,667
And there you had it...
484
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,637
Fortune in men's lives.
485
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,738
Face it...
486
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,073
In poker and friendship,
487
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,976
Anything could happen.
488
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,745
And anything usually did.
489
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,913
See you later, guys.
490
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,080
Thanks, Kev.
491
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,817
Guess I'll go hit the books.
492
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,519
See ya.
493
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,589
Boy, I will never
have sex again.
494
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,125
Hey, wait up!
495
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,960
Hey, Jeff.
Sorry about that last hand.
496
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,430
Well, he deserved to win one.
497
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,664
See you Monday, man.
498
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,199
Bye.
499
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,368
Hey, Coleman.
You still owe me 7 bucks.
500
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,002
- I do not.
- I want an IOU.
501
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:09,440
The funny thing is,that night, cleaning up,
502
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,409
I kept thinkingabout that last hand.
503
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,547
The one that had turned thingsaround for Randy...
504
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,148
For all of us.
505
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,618
The one Jeff had lost.
506
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,621
Wait a minute.
507
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,562
Jeff won.
508
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,532
I felt pretty foolish havingquestioned the guy's integrity,
509
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,335
His honesty.
510
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:44,808
The fact that this deckhad five kings.
511
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,511
[ door opens ]
512
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,214
The door was open.
513
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,817
I forgot my jacket.
514
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,253
Oh.
515
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,256
I guessthat silence said it all...
516
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:03,694
That things had changedbetween Paul and me...
517
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,731
That the unspoken ease of ourfriendship was slipping away.
518
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,633
So, I guess
I'll see you in school.
519
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,369
Yeah.
520
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,174
Paul?
521
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,112
Uh...
522
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,315
I just wanted to say
that, uh...
523
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,388
But there was no way to say it.
524
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,823
Those 17 years...
525
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,525
He knew what I meant.
526
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,527
Thanks.
527
00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:43,800
After all, standing thereon the edge of adulthood,
528
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,838
We knew that the problemsof men were not easily solved,
529
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,006
That life was a risk...
530
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,510
That growing up was a gamble...
531
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,713
That the time for bluffinghad passed.
532
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,315
Come on, Paul.
Let's see what you got.
533
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:03,053
Uh, is this a 3 or an 8?
534
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,087
An 8.
535
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,088
Oh.
536
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,356
After 40 years,
537
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:09,025
I should think you could
afford a new deck of cards.
538
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,628
Still, you never knew.
539
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,464
Jeff, what's that
under your sleeve?
540
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,965
My cuff link.
541
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:16,966
Yeah?
542
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,101
Well, that cuff link
543
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,136
Better not be able to beat
three queens.
544
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Never mind.
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With a little luck, thingsjust might turn out okay.
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What you got?
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I got bubkes.
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So, anyone hungry?
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