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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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On the afternoonof march 21, 1973,
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At exactly 2:15 P.M.,
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A rare astronomical eventoccurred...
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A total eclipse of the sun.
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As the sun, the moon,and the earth
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Began to move into line...
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So did we.
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Miss Corregliano, Mr. Gottlieb,
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Mr. Cashion, Miss Lackeroo,
Miss Burke.
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So, when he called me...
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Step lively, Miss Lackeroo.
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We need to be at
the Nierman Planetarium by noon.
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What a wiener.
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A field trip.
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It was a chanceto bring education
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To the unwashed massesof the junior class...
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Mr. Abramson...
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Present.
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Like Harlan Abramson,
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McKinley's living monumentto polyunsaturated fats...
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Miss Genaro...
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Or Mary Jo Genaro.
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Senior year, she becamethe first girl at McKinley
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To take her parole officerto the prom.
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No smoking, Miss Genaro.
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What was I thinking?
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Or Louis Lanahan.
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When mankind discovered fire,
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They hadn't quite countedon Louis.
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Mr. Donlan, Miss Lowell.
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All right, people.
Let's get moving.
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We have a full day ahead of us.
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And so with a cloud of smoke
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And a mighty"heigh-ho, silver,"
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We were on our wayto the Nierman planetarium...
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34 students and one teacher
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On the roadto higher education.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Such as it was.
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Okay. Listen up, everybody.
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I must have
your complete attention, please.
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L-I... gentlemen!
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Students!
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People!
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Hey! Kids, shut up back there!
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Turn that damn radio off!
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[ Music stops ]
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Animals.
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Thank you.
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All in all,it was a unique opportunity
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To exchange ideas outside theconfines of the classroom...
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Truth or dare?
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Truth.
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To expand the boundariesof higher education...
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Who's the best kisser
you've ever kissed?
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The best?
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That would be...
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You.
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To go where no manhad gone before.
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Are you gonna play
for real or not?
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We are.
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Well, I asked her
an honest question,
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And she gave me
an honest answer.
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Right!
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I mean, no one's
taking this seriously.
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Yeah. You can really learn
a lot from this game.
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Maybe that's what
they're afraid of.
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Right, pooh bear?
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[ Chuckles ]
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- Okay. Truth or dare?
- Truth.
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- Make it a hard one.
- Okay.
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If you had to change one thing
about me, what would it be?
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Now, of course,moments like this
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Had to be handled carefully.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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[ Chuckles ] come on, Kevin.
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There's got to be something
about me you want to change.
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You can tell me.
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No. Nothing.
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Forget it. This is a joke.
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Come on, Kevin.
You can tell me.
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Well, I am.
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I mean, you're perfect.
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In fact, if I was absolutely
forced to pick one thing,
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That would be it.
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What would?
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Well, I'd have to say,
if anything,
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Sometimes you're too perfect.
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Heh, heh.
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Too perfect?
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Uh-oh!
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This field trip chews.
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I told you
we should have cut today.
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Yuck.
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Look at that.
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That Harlan kid's disgusting.
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What is he doing that for?
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Maybe he's dieting.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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- [ Sniffs ]
- Ew!
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So gross.
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Can you imagine kissing him?
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Not without barfing.
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I wouldn't do it
for a million dollars.
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I wouldn't do it for anything.
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I'd do it for $30.
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And there you had it...where ordinary mortals
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Saw nothingbut a fat kid with a cupcake,
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Mary Jo Genaro sawthe challenge of a lifetime.
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$25.
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Yeah.
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And we're gonna need
a hickey for proof.
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Yeah, a big hickey.
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You got it.
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Come on, Pooky.
We'll show them how it's done.
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Chucky, what's the one thing
that you would change about me?
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Honestly.
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I guess
it would have to be, um...
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Your voice.
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What do you mean?!
What's wrong with my voice?!
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Uh, not your voice.
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Uh... Your hair.
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- You don't like my hair?!
- No, I-i like it.
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Oh, you ought to talk,
Brillo head!
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Come on, guys.
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Pooky, t-this is just a game.
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Fine! My turn! Truth or dare?
I choose truth.
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Who's the weasliest,
most disgusting, grossest thing
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I've ever laid eyes on
in my whole entire life?!
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Maybe we shouldn't play this
anymore.
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I'm glad I found out
how you really feel about me!
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Pooky?
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Get out of my way!
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Move over!
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Move!
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I'm so mad, I could explode!
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[ Scoffs ]
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Can you believe those two...
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Getting upset
about a stupid game?
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No, I can't imagine it.
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Okay.
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Oh, come on, Winnie.
I mean, you can't be that mad.
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All I said was...
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I heard what you said.
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In fact, I heard you perfectly.
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All right.
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Clearly it was timeto put this fire out.
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Winnie, I meant that
as a good thing.
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I mean,
you're a really nice person.
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Well... well, I mean that
as a good thing, too.
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You're like, uh...
Mary Tyler Moore on TV.
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You know, perky.
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Winnie, I mean, you got to admit
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You've always been
kind of... Well-behaved.
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I mean, there are just
certain things you wouldn't do.
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Like what?
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Hmm.
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Skipping the obvious...
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Well...
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Like that, for instance.
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But... I mean,
it's not a bad thing.
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It's just... Who you a...
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It just...
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I mean,
you don't have to do that.
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Winnie...
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Ow!
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Okay, that does it!
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You were saying?
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Excuse me.
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Miss Cooper.
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Miss Cooper, did you see
who threw that spitball?
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- Yes.
- Winnie...
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I did it.
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[ Scoffs ]
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I admire your reluctance
to turn in your fellow student.
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However...
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I will tolerate no more
rowdy behavior on this bus!
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- Pbht!
- Pbht!
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And with that quantum leapforward in human dynamics...
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We moved onto more pressing matters.
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Okay, people,
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We are making
an emergency rest stop
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For Mr. Abramson, who suffers
from a nervous colon.
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[ laughter ]
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But I must ask the rest of you
to please remain in your seats
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So we can reach the planetarium
on schedule.
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It was a thoroughly reasonablerequest.
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So, of course...
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We ignored it.
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Alice, you have
a beautiful voice!
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Like a nightingale!
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Shut up, rat-face!
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I should have chose dare.
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Excuse me, Mr. Grant,
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But I'd better go see
how Rhoda's doing.
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[ Sighs ] great.
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It seemed there was somethingto be said
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For keeping higher educationconfined to the classroom.
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[ clatter ]
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'Cause a little knowledgecould be a dangerous thing.
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You, uh, dropped something.
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Enough cherry bombsand ash cans
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To take out an armory.
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They're something, aren't they?
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I got a cousin
down in North Carolina.
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Keeps me supplied.
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See this baby?
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Yeah.
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It's, uh...
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Great.
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Biggest one they make.
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Beauty, ain't it?
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Great.
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I was stuck in a men's roomwith the mad bomber himself.
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I got plans for this baby.
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Look, Arnold, you seem to be
a trustworthy kind of guy.
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Do you know what's gonna happen
at exactly 2:15 today?
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[ Scoffs ] well, yeah.
There's gonna be an eclipse.
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Nah, nah, nah.
That's not all there's gonna be.
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They got a toilet
at the planetarium.
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The cherry bomb goes in...
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And then tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, boom!
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Maybe he was intosome sort of gestalt therapy.
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It's no use.
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She won't even come out
of the ladies' room.
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Remember, Arnold... 2:15 sharp.
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Cover your ears.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Wait, I thought we just weren't
supposed to look at the eclipse.
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Forget it, chuck.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I should have played it safe,
like you.
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Yeah, right.
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Excuse me.
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Harlan, right?
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Want a yodel?
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Yodel-ay-ee-hoo.
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I was just so confused.
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I mean, there were so many
things to choose from.
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Look, chuck,
I got my own problems, okay?
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The way I saw it,
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In the dog-eat-dog worldof scientific exploration,
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It was every man for himself.
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[ horn honking ]
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I don't think
it looks like Brillo.
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You know, this is
really nice of you.
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I'm a very giving person.
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Mind if I share your seat?
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[ Clears throat ]
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Excuse me, but I was...
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Go blow, Poindexter.
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Okay.
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How about some good & plenty?
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Somebody... now!
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I'm gonna miss the bus!
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He better not try
to sit here, either.
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I don't want him
anywhere near me!
269
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,007
As things turned out,
270
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,610
That wouldn't really bea problem.
271
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:23,414
[ the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'"
plays ]
272
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,550
Okay, a joke's a joke.
So let me out now.
273
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,884
I'm counting to 3.
274
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:31,222
1...2...3...
275
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,257
4! Let me out!
276
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,127
And so, in the spiritof intellectual discovery
277
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,595
And personal enrichment,
278
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:41,898
We finally reachedour destination...
279
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,602
The Nierman planetarium.
280
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,107
Now, remember,
281
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,077
We'll all meet on the lawn
promptly at 2:00.
282
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,379
If any of you need
to use the restrooms,
283
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,481
Make sure you go before that.
284
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,549
Check.
285
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,051
Tick, tick, tick, boom.
286
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,351
The thing about this place
287
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,387
Is that I always seem to learn
something new here.
288
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,189
You know it, pal.
289
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,157
The stage was set.
290
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,727
Now, pe... now, people,
let's stick together, huh?
291
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,729
The opponents werein their corners.
292
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,430
So, what do you want to see...
293
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,365
The lines were drawn. ...First?
294
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,101
Kevin, have you seen chuck
anywhere?
295
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,469
No!
296
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,037
Well, if you do, tell him
he better keep away from me,
297
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,171
Because I don't want to see him!
298
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,673
Sure. Fine. I got to go.
299
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,774
Men!
300
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,109
All in all,
301
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,945
It promised to beone heck of an eclipse.
302
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,680
As for chuck...
303
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,849
[ groaning ]
304
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,022
From now on,
305
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,224
He was navigatingby the seat of his pants.
306
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,592
Where is everybody?
307
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,328
Hey! Hey!
308
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,898
Hello! Hello!
309
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,535
Taxi?!
310
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,972
So, you see,
the movement of the earth
311
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,309
Causes the pendulum
to knock down another peg
312
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,078
Exactly every five minutes.
313
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,982
So, with eager faces,
314
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:09,220
We entered the stimulatingworld of... Astronomy.
315
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:13,090
Now, at precisely 2:00,
we'll meet on the front lawn,
316
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,427
And I will hand each of you
a special viewing card.
317
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,363
With the eclipse ofthe century only an hour away,
318
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,665
Things were really popping.
319
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,933
[ gum pops ]
320
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,602
What is this, anyway?
321
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,606
It's an electrical
step transformer.
322
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:32,043
It's pretty creepy-looking.
323
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,177
Huh?
324
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,678
Oh, no!
325
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,382
It actually proves
electricity is all around us.
326
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,684
You don't say.
327
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,287
Electricity is at the heart
of every chemical reaction.
328
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,589
[ laughter ]
329
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,793
How about we hang out
together, Harlan?
330
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,129
Really?
331
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,631
After all...
332
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:58,502
You are kind of cute.
333
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,341
[ Electricity buzzing ]
334
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,380
So, what do you think?
335
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,349
Well...
336
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,417
Well, you know...
337
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,819
I know... it's not me, right?
338
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,054
Whoever that is.
339
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,622
No.
340
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,657
Look, I love the hat.
341
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,926
Here...
I'll even buy it for you.
342
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,996
Kevin, don't bother. I...
343
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,268
I think I'll just... Wear it out.
344
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,072
[ Scoffs ] come on.
345
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,344
Just one little problem here.
346
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,778
Oh, god.
347
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,985
May I help you with something?
348
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,187
No. We were...
349
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,356
Let's see.
350
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,259
I-I was, just, uh...
351
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,460
Let's call it...
352
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,461
Never mind.
353
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,830
Shoplifting.
354
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,065
[ sighs ]
355
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,332
Winnie, are you crazy?!
356
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,634
I don't know. Maybe.
357
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,636
Yeah. Well, don't do it again.
358
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,237
Next time, you might get caught.
359
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,739
I wouldn't worry about it,
Kevin.
360
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,107
Besides, it's your turn.
361
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,142
- My turn?
- Yeah.
362
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,577
You know,
now that I think about it,
363
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,012
You're pretty well-behaved
yourself.
364
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,213
Oh, get out of here, Winnie!
365
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,682
No, you are. You're nice,
and you're sweet.
366
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,350
And to tell you the truth, well,
367
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,386
You've always sort of
reminded me of beaver cleaver.
368
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:24,387
[ Chuckles ]
369
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,056
Ouch.
370
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,425
Get out of here. I do not.
371
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,461
Kevin, you know,
you talk a good game,
372
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,330
But I don't see you
doing anything.
373
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,598
Fine.
374
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,666
What, you want me
to shoplift something?
375
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,035
Hmm.
Well, I already have a hat.
376
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:42,872
But I'm sure I'll think
of something... Theodore.
377
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,507
Bye!
378
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:55,286
Hey!
379
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,187
Ride!
380
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,689
Thumb a ride!
381
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,056
[ Tires screech ]
382
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,092
[ Chickens clucking ]
383
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,165
Man! Thanks for the ride.
384
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,433
You won't believe this,
385
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,535
But you probably
just saved my...
386
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,438
Don't mention it.
387
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,307
[ Clucking continues ]
388
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,376
Let's face it...
389
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,846
This eclipse was beginningto affect everybody.
390
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,147
290 pounds?
391
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,183
Now I'm the big load.
392
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,486
Oh, I'm sorry.
393
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,688
That's okay, Mary Jo.
394
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,624
That's an unusual name,
isn't it?
395
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,393
Like you should talk,Harlan.
396
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,361
Oh, no.
397
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,464
I meant... It's pretty, like...
398
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,966
Like you.
399
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,669
Oh.
400
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,772
It's short.
401
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,673
Hmm?
402
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,475
"Mary Josephine."
403
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,583
I bet I'd weigh a ton on mars.
404
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,786
Attention, everybody.
It's time to assemble.
405
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,657
I want you to follow me
to the front lawn.
406
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,926
- No doubt about it.
- Okay, right this way.
407
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,929
As the moon's orbitdrew closer to the sun,
408
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,032
There was more going on herethan simple physics.
409
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,967
Come on. Let's get out of here.
410
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,569
Yeah. I don't want to miss
this eclipse.
411
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,239
Trust me...
you won't miss it at all.
412
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,874
1...0.
413
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,244
We have lift-off. Lift-off.
414
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,614
Meanwhile,I was on a mission of my own.
415
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,350
Forget it, Arnold. I work solo.
416
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,419
It's a lot cleaner that way.
417
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,388
Well...
Let me just do something.
418
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,423
I mean, it would really
help me out with my girlfriend.
419
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,058
See, she's got
this crazy idea...
420
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:45,963
Okay, okay. Maybe you could be,
like, a lookout.
421
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:46,964
Great.
422
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,732
But I get to flush.
423
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,833
You got it.
424
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,735
Okay. Let's rock 'n' roll.
425
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,370
[ Chickens clucking ]
426
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,839
So, I guess we're
probably getting pretty close
427
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,340
To the planetarium.
428
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,176
[ Chuckles nervously ]
429
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:04,180
Thanks for picking me up.
430
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,482
[ Chuckles ]
431
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,852
You know what I was
thinking about?
432
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,421
You know that
"Alfred Hitchcock" episode...
433
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,890
The one where this guy
434
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,459
Is picking up
all these hitchhikers?
435
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,327
And he's got
this big butcher knife,
436
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,262
And he k...
437
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,667
Never mind. [ Chuckles ]
438
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,636
You probably didn't see
the episode.
439
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,172
Did you?
440
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,908
27 times.
441
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,912
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
442
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,480
Whoa!
443
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,182
[ Groaning ]
444
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,552
[ Breathing heavily ]
445
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,753
[ Sighs ]
446
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,888
Remember, don't look
directly at the sun.
447
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,323
Look at your cards.
448
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,225
And so, with the great eventjust moments away...
449
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,927
We're all so lucky to be here.
450
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,264
This is the best viewing spot
in the entire state.
451
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,132
Here we are, Arnold.
452
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,535
Final preparationswere being made.
453
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,071
Ground zero.
Isn't it beautiful?
454
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,041
One little thing...this wasn't just shoplifting.
455
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,977
Look, Louis, maybe this
isn't such a good idea.
456
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,580
This was 10 to 20in the state pen.
457
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,248
What's the matter, Arnold?
458
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,483
You chicken?
459
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,851
No.
460
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,153
Just... This whole place
could blow up or something.
461
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,890
Yeah, it's a risk.
462
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,658
That was one way to put it.
463
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,760
Louis, let's forget about it.
464
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,664
[ Clucking ]
465
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,301
[ Door opens ]
466
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,736
Uh-oh!
467
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:37,140
But if I was looking to bailon this whole thing...
468
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,175
No! Don't!
469
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,580
I was a tad too late.
470
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,516
Ugh!
471
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,751
Hey! Come back here!
472
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,152
And realistically speaking,
473
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,822
There was about only one thingleft to do.
474
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,825
Whoa! Oh, my god!
475
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,827
Okay, here it comes.
476
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:02,666
We're going to achieve totality
in 20...19...18...
477
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,600
17...
478
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,136
Oh, my god.
Look at that hickey.
479
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,305
14...13...
480
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,474
[ breathing heavily ]
481
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,377
10...9...8...
482
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,178
Alice! Pooky!
483
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,647
I made it!
484
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:20,818
4...3...2...1...
485
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,053
[ explosion ]
486
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,521
[ People screaming ]
487
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,960
Top of the world, ma!
488
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,364
There it is! A total eclipse!
489
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,033
Isn't science beautiful?
490
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,068
[ Bird chirping ]
491
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,573
Hello?
492
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,110
[ Police radio chatter ]
493
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,444
I guess you could say
494
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,579
The laws of naturearen't always predictable.
495
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,648
Well, not only did you all miss
496
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,985
One of the great natural events
of the century,
497
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,355
But the planetarium,
I am ashamed to tell you,
498
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,959
Has now decided
to ban any future field trips
499
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,995
From McKinley high school.
All right!
500
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,598
Still, when it came to mattersof cause and effect...
501
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,901
I hope you're all
very proud of yourselves.
502
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,938
I think we managedto learn a thing or two.
503
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,242
Perhaps that day,despite all the chaos,
504
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:22,078
There really werecosmic forces at work...
505
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,748
I can't believe
you gave him a hickey.
506
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,552
It must have been the longest
30 seconds of your life.
507
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,253
[ Chuckles ]
508
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,256
Shut your face, Cin.
509
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:36,093
Forces so powerful,so profound,
510
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:41,497
They defied all our attemptsat rational explanation.
511
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,934
And then, finally,
I jumped out of the truck,
512
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,936
And I ran all the way
to the planetarium
513
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,604
So that I could see you...
Chuck?
514
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,739
Instead of making up
these idiotic stories,
515
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,375
Just be a man for once
and say that you're sorry.
516
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,978
But, I mean, I-i did. I...
517
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,714
I...
518
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,119
I'm sorry, Pooky.
519
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,822
I forgive you, pooh bear.
520
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,458
I mean, hey,it had only taken 5,000 years
521
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,160
To understand the moon...
522
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,761
Winnie...
523
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,830
So maybewe were making progress.
524
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,165
About today...
525
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,467
Kevin, I paid for the hat.
526
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,138
I knew that.
527
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,607
? Truckin' ?
528
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,010
? I'm a-goin' home ?
529
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,312
? Whoa, whoa, baby ?
530
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,682
Then again,when it came right down to it,
531
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,217
Maybe we'd all learned enoughfor one day.
532
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:39,289
? ...Get back truckin' home ?
533
00:22:39,339 --> 00:22:43,889
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