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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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Well, for your information,I'm not gonna act like that!
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Oh, yes,you will, Ralph.
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You most certainly will.
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Throughout time,
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There have beensome pretty obnoxious couples,
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Coupleswho constantly bickered...
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Couples who had troublecommunicating...
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[ screaming ]
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But never, in the historyof men and women,
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Had there been a couplemore horrifying,
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More terrifying than...
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Friend?
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[ Screams ]
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I don't get it. What did I do?
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You know exactly what you did!
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Alice Pedermier...
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- No, I don't know!
- You do too!
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- ...And Chuck Coleman.
- I do not!
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You were thirsty!
I brought you punch!
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Shoot me in the head!
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You know
that I like ginger ale!
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I made a mistake!
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So... You don't know anything
about me!
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I know everything about you.
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What color are my eyes?
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Uh...
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In the three monthsthey'd been dating,
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They'd broken up 27 times...a class record.
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Uh... Gray!
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Green!
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Uh...
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Gray-green!
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Brown!
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That's right, chuck! [ Sobs ]
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Make that 28 times.
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[ door slams ]
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You think
we should do something?
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Nope.
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I mean, look at the guy.
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Looks like he needs us, man.
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Nope.
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And in situations like these,there was one cardinal rule...
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We can't just leave him
standing there, can we?
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Yep.
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Never, never...
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Get in the middle ofsomeone else's relationship.
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[ Johnny rivers'
"swayin' to the music" plays ]
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Pookie?
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They're playing our song.
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I know.
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I'm ready...
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Brown-eyes.
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It wasa tried-and-true theory...
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Leave well enough alone,and things would work out.
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I'm sorry, Pooky.
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Except, perhaps...
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[ exhales sharply ]
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When it came to my car.
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You got that wrench?
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Yeah, here you go.
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That winter, while everyoneelse was out partying,
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Winnie and I...
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Maybe it's the alternator.
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Were taking auto mechanics.
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Why do you think that?
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'Cause that's what it was
last time.
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I'd bought the carfrom my grandfather for $1,
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And I was beginning to thinkhe took me.
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God, I hate this car.
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I hate it!
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Face it, in high school,the car made the man,
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And mine was makingme miserable.
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Maybe it's time you took it
to the mechanic, man.
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I already did.
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- What'd he say?
- I don't know.
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He was, uh, laughing too hard.
I couldn't understand him.
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I don't know what
the problem is, man.
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I mean, all you need is
new tires and a new body
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And a new motor.
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Wise guy.
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And if that weren't bad enough,
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I had to sit there and watchlady and the tramp.
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- [ slurping ]
- [ Slurping ]
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[ Smooching ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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That is really disgusting.
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You know you guys
must have just broken,
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What, 9 or 10 health codes?
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What's the matter with him?
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Rickshaw trouble.
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Kevin's car's a lemon.
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It's not a lemon.
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It just... Needs a little work.
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Well, why don't you
just get a new one?
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[ Scoffs ]
what, are you joking?
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I can't afford a new car.
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And that's when fatestepped in.
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Maybe my Dad
could help you out.
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Who's your Dad?
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"Pistol Pete" Pedermier...
the used-car cowboy?
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I didn't know that.
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It was like beingin the presence of a celebrity.
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You think
maybe he could help me out?
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Mmhmm.
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[ Chuckling ] are you kidding?
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"Pistol Pete" Pedermier
help someone out?
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What's that supposed to mean?!
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Nothing.
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Just that he's, uh,
a car salesman.
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Well, what about your father?
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My father's a dry-cleaner.
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Yeah, well, my father is
a pillar of the community.
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Guys!
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I wanted to keep this on track.
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I bet my Dad can get you
a really good deal.
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Do you want to go down there
this afternoon?
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Okay, maybe I should haveknown better.
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Well... Maybe we could just...
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Check it out.
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But it was worth a try.
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After all,this was Alice's Dad...
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A pillar of the community.
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Hang on to your wallet, Kev.
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I'm tellin' you, partner...
i know cars, and I know people,
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And this is the car for you!
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Or an urban cowboy.
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Well, I'm just not sure...
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Well,I am, so come on.
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This is your chance!
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What did I tell ya?
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I'll give you one more minute,
and then I'm walkin'.
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Well, uh...
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I'm starting to walk...
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But, uh, Pete...
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I'm walkin' right now.
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I'll take it!
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Congratulations, partner!
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Now, you just talk to
my sales manager over there,
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And he'll fix you right up.
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Daddy!
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Oh, hello, sweetheart.
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This is a pleasant surprise.
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[ Grunts ]
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Hi... Pete.
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Who are you?
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I'm chuck. Chuck?
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Chuck Coleman?
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Oh. Right.
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And this is Kevin Arnold.
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Hi, sir.
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He's looking for a car.
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[ Snorts ] howdy, partner!
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You came to the right corral!
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Daddy!
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Sorry.
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Uh, how much
you looking to spend?
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I was kind of hoping, sir,
for, a...
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You know, an equal trade.
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A trade, huh?
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Well, what have you got
to trade?
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An olds.
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That one.
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[ Thunk! Wobble! ]
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I see.
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- I told you.
- Daddy?
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I kind of promised Kevin
a good deal.
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Please, Daddy?
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Well...
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But I guesseven a used-car king
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Couldn't resista daughter's batting eyes.
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All right. Come back tomorrow.
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We've got a new shipment
coming in.
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Bingo.
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Really?
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Sure, Kevin. [ Chuckles ]
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Any friend of Alie's
is a friend of mine.
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And with that, it began to look
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Like this whole thingwas gonna have a happy ending.
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I got you a great deal
on a car!
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All you got me
was a lousy set of floor mats!
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Those floor mats
were top-of-the-line!
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They already fell apart!
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Well, that's because
you didn't use them right!
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All I did
was put my feet on them!
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It was like being trapped
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In the middleof an Excedrin commercial.
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And you never did!
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It's salad oil!
You can't get out salad oil!
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Guys! Do you always have to
argue like this?
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What do you mean?
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[ Sighs ] never mind.
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After all,if they wanted to fight,
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That was their business.
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Me? I had more important thingson my mind.
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[ school bell rings ]
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And so the next morning,there was nothing more to do
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But spread the wordof my good fortune.
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[ chuckles ]
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Winnie was gonna flipwhen I told her about...
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Kev!
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Chuck!
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Listen, we gotta talk!
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But... [ zip! ]
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[ Sighs ] chuck, what is it?
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She dumped me.
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[ Toilet flushes ] - what?!
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She dumped me... Alice!
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Why?
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How should I know?
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She says that...
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That she deserved better
than me.
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- Can you believe that?
- Well...
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She said she never wanted
to talk to me again.
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Me!
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[ Scoffs ]
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Am I not human?
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Do I not bleed?
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It was kind of tragic, really.
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Well...
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Gee, chuck, I'm... I'm sorry.
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I mean, that's rotten.
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Yeah.
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And it's all your fault.
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Mine?
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, I-if we wouldn't
have gone for that car,
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Then we wouldn't have
gotten into this fight,
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And I would be with my girl
right here right now!
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It was a leap of logic
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Only a love-struck teenagercould make.
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Chuck...
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I-if there's anything
I can do...
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As a matter of fact, there is.
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You can forget about that car.
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What?
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Well, I mean, Kev...
[ chuckles ]
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Come on, y-you're not gonna sit
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In a Pedermier car now,
are you?
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[ Scoffs ]
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Oh, come on, chuck.
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I mean [scoffs]
you can't be serious.
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Hey, her father hates me.
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She hates me!
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I mean, doing business
with them, it...
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Well, it'd be like
stabbing me in the heart.
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Right?
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Now, remember,I really needed those wheels.
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So there was only one thingI could say.
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Listen...
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Chuck, let me just talk to her.
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No. That won't do any good.
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Let me just try.
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All right. You can try.
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But it won't do any good.
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Ah, what did chuck knowabout women?
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She was probably pining awayfor him right now.
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Alice...
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I never want to see him again!
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He's scum! He's a pig!
He's a rodent!
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Shh!
270
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,058
He's a cockroach.
271
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,228
On the other hand,maybe the guy had a point.
272
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,864
Alice, a lot of relationships
have their ups and downs.
273
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,768
Yeah? Well, this one's gone
to china. It's over.
274
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,903
Finished, finito, history!
275
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,439
Dead.
276
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,811
So... When do you want to go look
at my Dad's cars?
277
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,212
What?
278
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,048
Well, we can go this afternoon.
I'm not busy.
279
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,251
And the thing was,I was tempted.
280
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,520
Well [exhales]
281
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,255
The thing is...
282
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:03,360
Am I not human?Do I not... Bleed?
283
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,529
But...
284
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,898
[ sighs ] I don't think I can.
285
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,235
Fine! Then forget it!
286
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,903
Shh!
287
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,639
And there went my new car.
288
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,975
Still,maybe it was for the best.
289
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,111
After all, these were notthe kind of situations
290
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,080
You wanted to get involved in.
291
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,916
Are we going to that party
on Friday night?
292
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:29,086
Sure. Absolutely.
293
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,555
Because I was thinking, um,
294
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,658
Maybe we could find somebody
who will double with us.
295
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,960
Double? Why?
296
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:40,865
Because it'd be fun,
and we could go in their car.
297
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,067
I see.
298
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,571
Bye.
299
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,277
Terrific.
300
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,382
It was embarrassing,humiliating.
301
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,351
Suddenly,it seemed like my whole life
302
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:04,021
Was being ruinedby this broken-down car.
303
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:07,558
It was an albatrossaround my key ring.
304
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,293
Hey, kid.
305
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:13,230
Is that your car I keep seeing
in the parking lot?
306
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,998
I'm sure it is.
307
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,636
Looking to unload it? Huh?
308
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,873
Uh, yeah.
309
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,677
Give me 10 bucks,
and I'll take it off your hands.
310
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,446
[ Chuckling ]
311
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,647
Get out of here.
312
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,716
Geez. -It was unbelievable.
313
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,319
I was gonna spend the restof my life as a laughingstock,
314
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,587
A loser...
315
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,992
Unless I did something,and soon.
316
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,095
Listen. Alice.
317
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,429
What?
318
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,497
About the car.
319
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:48,266
Yes?
320
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,766
Maybe it was a mistake,
321
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,571
But desperate timesrequire desperate measures.
322
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,539
I changed my mind.
323
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,977
Okay. Great.
324
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:03,180
So... I'll see you after school?
325
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,348
Sure!
326
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,720
And with that,my problems were solved.
327
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:17,261
Or maybethey were just beginning.
328
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,568
So come on down toPedermier's Autoland, pardner,
329
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,704
For the straight-shootinestcar deals in town.
330
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,140
Yee-hah!
331
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,741
[ gunshot ]
332
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,242
That was a great one, Daddy.
333
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,045
Wasn't it, Kevin?
334
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,715
Uh... Yeah, sure.
It's... Great.
335
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,883
And so, that afternoon,
336
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,685
I found myselfin the thick of it.
337
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,955
So, uh, Mr. Pedermier,
about that car...
338
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,424
Please, son. Call me Pete.
339
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,926
Hell of a guy here, Alice.
340
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,262
You know, that other fellow
made me nervous...
341
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,497
All that twitching
and turning around.
342
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,133
[ Chuckles ]
well, come along, son.
343
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,902
Let's take a look at that car.
344
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,971
Let's go, Kevin.
345
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,074
The more I told myselfI was doing the right thing,
346
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,676
The more I knew I wasn't.
347
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,678
She's right over here.
348
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,513
After all,this was chuck's girl.
349
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,748
Alice, are you sure
we should be doing this?
350
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,250
What are you talking about?
351
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,953
- Well, you see...
- There she is.
352
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,556
[ Twinkle! ]
353
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,325
Gentlemen, start your engines!
354
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,060
[ engines revving ]
355
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:26,663
Four on the floor,
55 big horses...
356
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,833
Zero to 60 in one city block.
357
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,536
Isn't she beautiful?
358
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,373
Yep, I wantedto say something about chuck,
359
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,808
But all I said was...
360
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,178
I love it!
361
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,616
And 10 minutes later,I was in the driver's seat.
362
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,886
She's really something,
isn't she?
363
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,520
She sure is.
364
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,189
Why don't you take it out
for a test spin,
365
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,824
Get the feel of it?
366
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,495
I could imaginegoing for a spin with Winnie...
367
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,131
The wind in her hair,just the two of us.
368
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,801
Well, let's go!
369
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,036
Or... The three of us.
370
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,538
Oh.
371
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,908
Well, uh...
372
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,845
You know, I thought, maybe...
373
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,381
I could maybe take it out...
374
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,149
By myself...
375
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:24,121
You know,
just to... Get a feel for it.
376
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,757
- Oh.
- Oh.
377
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,427
There should have been a lawagainst faces that sad.
378
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,399
Or... You know, we could...
379
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,235
Both take it for a spin
or something.
380
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,105
- Great!
- Great!
381
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,140
And so we were off.
382
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:46,043
After all, Alice did help me.
383
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,644
It really moves, doesn't it?
384
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,180
Yeah.
385
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,950
We were just two friends...two friends out for a ride.
386
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,752
You're a really good driver.
387
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,388
Thanks.
388
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:01,425
Friends enjoyingeach other's company.
389
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,196
Maybe a little too much.
390
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,901
Well, uh, you know,
I-it's time we better head back.
391
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,503
Why? It's still early.
392
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,804
But
393
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,106
Come on! This is fun!
394
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,676
Okay, maybe I was justimagining things,
395
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,912
But it seemed clearit was time for a little talk.
396
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,185
Maybe I'd ease into itwith some friendly banter.
397
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,654
This car's really somethin'.
398
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,958
But it took two to banter.
399
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,796
You're really something.
400
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,398
Oh, god.It was worse than I thought.
401
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,200
Well...
402
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,369
Lots of people
are really somethin'.
403
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,972
I mean,
you're really somethin'...
404
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:54,311
And, chuck... well, chuck...
he's really somethin'.
405
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,413
Chuck's a twerp!
406
00:16:56,415 --> 00:17:00,284
And then I heard the 24 wordsI dreaded most.
407
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,020
Kevin?
408
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,656
Maybe I shouldn't be
saying this...
409
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,957
That was seven of them.
410
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:11,662
I mean,
it's kind of hard to admit...
411
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,064
That was eight more.
412
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,301
But I have always had
a crush on you.
413
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,103
And that made the dreaded 24.
414
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,839
[ engine backfires ] - Alice...
415
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,374
It was from the first time
I saw you.
416
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,576
Remember, you opened
the boys' room door,
417
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,578
And I accidentally
bumped into it?
418
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,248
And you went on and on
about how sorry you were?
419
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,751
I didn't have a clue.
420
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,486
'course I remember.
421
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,721
[ Chuckles ]
422
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,057
But it's just...
423
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,192
The way things are now.
424
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,929
I mean, there's Winnie, and...
425
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,297
Kevin?
426
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,200
When you're in love,
427
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,569
You can't let anything
stand in your way.
428
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,339
There comes a timewhen you have to be honest,
429
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,108
When you have to lay it allon the line,
430
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,276
No matter how much it hurts.
431
00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:02,112
Listen, Alice...
432
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,748
I like you.
433
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,884
A lot.
434
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,218
But...
435
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,486
Oh, Kevin!
436
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,888
I'm so happy!
I thought you felt that way!
437
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,091
It was about as badas things could get.
438
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:18,362
And then it got worse.
439
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,663
You mean everything to me.
440
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,933
Oh, my god!
441
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,568
Chuck!
442
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,704
She doesn't mean anything
to me, chuck!
443
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,940
Believe me, chuck... nothing!
444
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,209
- [ Sobs ]
- Nothing!
445
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,910
S-she doesn't mean anything
to me...
446
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,179
Chuck! [ Tires screech ]
447
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,613
Nothing!
448
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,949
- She...
- [ Sobbing ]
449
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,218
Chuck!
450
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,386
Nothing! Chuck!
451
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:44,955
At that moment,
452
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,724
My only thoughtwas to get out of there, fast.
453
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,359
[ engine sputters ]
454
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,328
[ Horn honks ]
455
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,698
Unfortunately,the car wouldn't Cooperate.
456
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,965
[ horns honking ]
457
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,067
What's wrong
with this thing, anyway?
458
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,770
[ Sobbing ]
it's the alternator.
459
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,004
And there it was...
460
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,239
An eveningfull of broken friendships,
461
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,909
[ engine backfires ]
broken cars...
462
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,245
And broken hearts.
463
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,080
[ sobbing ]
464
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,483
I don't know what hurt more...
465
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,420
Finding out my new carwas a lemon
466
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,455
Or that I was.
467
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,223
[ sobbing ]
468
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,128
And that next day,
469
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,430
No matter how muchI tried to avoid it,
470
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:31,201
I was gonnahave to face the music.
471
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,505
An angry suitor.A jilted lover.
472
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,272
A friend betrayed.
473
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:37,875
Uh...
474
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,743
Chuck?
475
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,145
Hey! Kevo!
476
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,981
What do ya say?
477
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,316
Uh...
478
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,519
Great day, huh?
479
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,886
[ Book thuds ]
480
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,021
Yeah.
481
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,357
Amazing.
482
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,159
For a man who had beenpractically suicidal,
483
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,462
This guy was lookingdecidedly chipper.
484
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,497
Listen, chuck, uh...
485
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,933
About last night...
486
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,269
Eh... Don't worry about it.
487
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,570
[ Book thuds ]
488
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,507
I mean, I understand.
489
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,508
You do?
490
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,709
Yeah.
491
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,746
Alice told me the whole story.
492
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,880
[ Book thuds ]
493
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,847
She did?
494
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,048
Yeah.
495
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,152
She told me... How, uh...
496
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,087
You told her that...
497
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,890
You had this crush on her
for all these years
498
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,193
And that, you know,
you were just using the car
499
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,995
To get closer and everything.
500
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,499
I mean, actually,
it's kind of pathetic.
501
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,968
'Cause, you know,
all you had to do
502
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,236
Was tell me how you felt.
503
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,306
But no... you had to go
behind my back instead.
504
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,842
[ Books slamming ]
505
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,080
Not that I blame you.
I mean, really...
506
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,849
Who could resist
a girl like Alice?
507
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,118
Right?
508
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,387
And that's when I realized...
509
00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:01,024
When it comes to love,there is no truth.
510
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,192
Exactly.
511
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,326
[ Locker door slams ]
512
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:05,862
Chuck?
513
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,299
Hi, Pooky.
514
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,900
Hey.
515
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,671
[ Chuckles ]
516
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:19,576
So, uh, I guess
everything's okay now, right?
517
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,278
Yeah.
518
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,485
Except for, uh...
519
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,220
One thing.
520
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,354
The weird thing was,
521
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,457
I actually thoughthe was gonna thank me
522
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,226
For bringing themback together.
523
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,164
Are you okay, Pooky?
524
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,767
I'm fine, sweet potato.
525
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,869
Bye, Kev.
526
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,305
You want to go out tonight?
527
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,606
Yeah. Sure.
528
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,546
? It's late at night
and we're all alone... ?
529
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,714
I never did get that car.
530
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,185
I got my old one backfrom pistol Pete.
531
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:05,122
But I guess I did learna few things from this mess.
532
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:09,259
When it comes to couples,mind your own business.
533
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:13,430
When it comes to women,you'll never understand them.
534
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:14,798
? ...With the lights down low ?
535
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,100
And, when it comes to cars...
536
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,103
All right. I'll have this fixed
in a minute.
537
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:21,472
Sure.
538
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,474
Always bring a wrench.
539
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,077
? Just me and my girl ?
540
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:32,649
? Slow dancin',
swayin' to the music ?
541
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,318
? No one else
in the whole wide world ?
542
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,389
[ Horn honking,
people cheering ]
543
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I guess we're gonna miss
the party.
544
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,326
? Just you, girl ?
545
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:46,363
Hey, Arnold! Get a horse!
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[ laughs ]
547
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? And we just flow
together... ?
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