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Stop listening to my phone calls!
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What Cindy and I discuss is private!
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Well, if you don't want me to listen,
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don't talk so close to the wall hole!
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Oh, yeah? Well, do you have
to pray so loud at night?
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W... It was for the dwindling
rhino population!
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Oh, thank God. You're finally
gonna fix the wall.
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Would you mind fixing my side first?
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I'm working on a rousing speech to stem
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the inexplicable mass exodus
from font club.
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I'm not fixing either side. You are.
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- What?!
- Uh-oh.
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I'm sick of you two fighting.
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You're either patching the hole
or patching your mouths.
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I don't care which.
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W... But I came home
to relax for the weekend.
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You know, college students today
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are suffering record levels
of anxiety due to the rise
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in parents' unrealistic
expectations for success.
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Let me put your mind at ease.
We don't care.
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But this kind of repair
is way out of my league.
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I was only recently cleared
to use scissors.
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Hey, you two put the hole in the wall,
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you two are the ones
that are gonna fix it.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, we're still in the system
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with Child Protective Services.
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I make one phone call...
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Get it done.
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Okay, here's your hat, backpack, lunch.
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But I'm tired.
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I was up all night watching Randy Poteat
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how-to-drywall videos on YouTube.
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Can't I just stay home?
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Nope, gotta go to school.
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That's the way the world works, Brick.
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I can't just stay home all day
and watch TV 'cause I'm tired.
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FRANKIE: I lied. [SIGHS]
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I was totally staying home
all day and watching TV
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'cause I was tired.
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CISSY: Good morning, Orson!
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You picked a great day to join us.
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Are you over 50?
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Ugh. Yes.
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Do you feel overwhelmed with clutter?
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Well, our friends in Sweden
may have a solution for you.
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It's called dostadning...
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otherwise known
as Swedish death cleaning.
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- Swedish death cleaning?
- Yeah.
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Apparently, in Sweden, when you hit 50,
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you're supposed to start
decluttering your life
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so you don't burden your loved ones
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with a bunch of stuff when you die.
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I can't go back to the grocery
begging for boxes again.
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Even they know you're never gonna clean.
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No, of course not.
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I'm saying, as I was watching
it, it hit me...
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I'm that age.
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I'm the age where the Swedes want me
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- to prepare for death.
- Come on, Frankie.
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Last week it was the Greeks
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- and eating more olive oil.
- [SIGHS]
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Why can't we just live like Americans
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and die with a garage full of crap?
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No, you're missing the point.
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I can't be at the stage
where I'm supposed
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to start shutting everything down.
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I haven't even started living!
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My life is halfway over
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and I don't have anything to show for it.
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- Half?
- [SIGHS]
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Look, haven't we already
had this conversation?
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Didn't we go through this when
you decided to quit selling cars
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and become a dental assistant?
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No, that was a job.
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This is about my life having meaning...
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about it being more than just
what I do for work.
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Well, you didn't really
go to work today, so...
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No, I'm telling you, Mike,
vegging out on the couch all day
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was a real wake-up call.
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It is time for me to start my third act.
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Okay, just so I know,
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how many acts do you think
are in this thing?
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[SIGHS]
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?
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Okay, I've watched every Randy Poteat
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instructional drywall video on YouTube.
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I know exactly what we have to do...
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hire someone else to do it.
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What? No, Brick, Dad is trying
to teach us a lesson here.
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This is our fault. We busted the wall.
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We should pay the consequences.
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Well, you should. I gotta go.
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Oh, no, you're not getting out of this.
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Well, I have an early class tomorrow.
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You're the one who's done the research.
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Just get started
and I'll help you finish up
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when I can get back.
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Am I the only one who believes in you?
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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Well...
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, my God. You are not
gonna believe this.
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Some of my equestrian friends
from Carmel are going skiing
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in Sun Valley for the long weekend.
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They wanna know if we're in on the condo.
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We also have to send them
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a few of our favorite
apr�s dinner drinks.
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I don't know what that means.
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- It means "after."
- Ah.
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Well, then I can afford to go
skiing apr�s I win the lottery.
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What? Come on. We have to go.
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It's my birthday!
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It was your birthday a week ago.
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Yeah, that was one night,
but at my house,
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we usually declare it Lexie Brooks month
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and we celebrate for 30 days.
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Ah. Well, at my house,
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we usually forget
it's someone's birthday,
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then make a quick run
to The Frugal Hoosier,
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where we end up with a cake that says,
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"Happy First Birthday, Joey."
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That actually happened once.
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Okay, I understand.
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It's just... are we... [SIGHS]
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Are we gonna have to, like,
not do anything fun ever...
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forever?
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What does that mean?
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I mean, I was totally fine staying in
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and getting pizza every night
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when we were both in college,
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but now that you have a real job
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and you're gonna be getting paid...
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[SCOFFS]
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Do you have any idea how little
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entry-level plumbing supply
salesmen make?
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Here, take a look at my bank account.
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Oh, my God. Where's the rest of it?
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Look, hopefully someday
my balance will eventually
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reach a non-embarrassing level,
but I will never be a big baller
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like your dad, with four
different vacation houses.
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- Five.
- Seriously?
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He just bought a ranch, but it's tiny.
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It doesn't even have a motor court.
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S-See what I'm saying?
You've got ranches.
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I'm sitting here gluing
my shoe back together.
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And it's not even Super Glue.
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It's Frugal Hoosier Okay Glue.
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I understand. I really do.
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That's why I wish that you would
just let me pay for stuff.
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Uch, I told you...
I'm not gonna be the guy
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who takes money from his girlfriend.
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Sorry, Lex, but if you're with me,
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you're not getting someone
who can go skiing
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and do all that "apr�s" stuff.
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But everything else you're
getting is "apr�s" -tty good.
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[SIGHS] I'm gonna go get us
some dinner I can afford.
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I know it sucks for you
not to be able to do
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all of the rich people stuff
you like to do,
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but at least I have my dignity.
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?
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Okay, get this.
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I was at the mall
and I was walking by the area
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where all the kiosks are, and
next to the hair-braiding one,
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in front of the old Ann Taylor Loft,
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there was this woman with a new kiosk,
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and she was a life coach.
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That's where all
your best life coaches are...
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working a kiosk at the mall.
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I'm telling you,
this woman was incredible.
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I told her my situation,
and she got it, Mike.
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She really got it.
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We started talking,
and she was able to pinpoint
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- all of my strongs.
- Your "strongs"?
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Yeah, it's a more forceful word
for strengths.
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It's a life-coaching thing.
You wouldn't understand.
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So what do they call
your weaknesses, your "weaks"?
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No. They call those "stretches."
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Huh. So what's it gonna be now?
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Restarting your beading business?
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Baking organic dog biscuits?
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Nope.
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I'm gonna be a life coach.
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W-Wait, what?
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You just went to see a life coach.
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Yeah, I went to a life coach,
and the life coach told me
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I should be a life coach.
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So, four hours ago,
you didn't know what to do
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with your life,
but now you're gonna be telling
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other people what to do with theirs?
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Look, she said I was very
empathetic and understanding,
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which are the exact qualities
you need to be a life coach.
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See, you are not empathetic.
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I would identify that
as one of your stretches.
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?
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Okay, just so you know,
Randy Poteat is a fraud.
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I should've been suspicious
when he also had a video
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on how to give your cat a shot.
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Brick, what are you talking about?
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Well, Randy said straightening
the lines of the hole
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will make it easier
to put on the drywall,
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so I made a few small cuts.
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Brick, what have you done to my room?
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Tina?
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[GASPS] Brick!
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Yeah, but look how straight
the lines are.
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[SCOFFS]
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FRANKIE: So I set out to find clients
for my life-coaching business
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and after a near arrest
in the Dairy Queen parking lot,
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decided to try a place where people
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definitely needed to get a life.
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G-55.
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G as in Genesis.
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? Adam and Eve
were in the book of Genesis ?
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? The garden of Eden is where
they met their nemesis ?
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Don't be tempted by the serpent.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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How would you like to wake up
excited every day?
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Hi, I'm Frankie Heck, life coach.
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N-31.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
that card back, though.
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I only made one till I know if
I'm really gonna stick with it.
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N as in Noah.
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? The ark was built
by a guy called Noah ?
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? He gathered up all the animals
and said, "Let's go-ah" ?
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40 days and 40 nights.
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Bingo!
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Okay! Well, let's, uh...
let's take a short break
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so everybody can get some punch.
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One announcement...
we found a lost denture plate
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in the women's room, so, ladies,
keep your eyes on your teeth.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Frankie Heck,
I haven't seen you in a while.
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And, uh, just so you know,
there's no soliciting
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in the multipurpose room of the Lord.
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Oh, hey, Reverend Timtom.
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Oh, I wasn't soliciting anything.
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Just making conversation. [CHUCKLES]
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So, how ya been?
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Um, yeah, good. Really good.
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Uh, oh, Axl got his first real job,
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and it's Brick's big sophomore year,
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and, of course, every year
is Sue's big year.
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She gave it a name, something or other.
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I can't remember, but it's good.
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Well, you just told me
how everybody else was,
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but I was really asking about you.
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Oh, um...
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Yeah, I'm great, I guess. How are you?
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Oh, I'm a week away
from opening my new show
252
00:09:05,976 --> 00:09:07,609
for teens I've been working on...
253
00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:10,379
"Listen to your preacher.
Don't date your teacher."
254
00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:12,147
Really? Oh, that sounds great.
255
00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:13,371
I love singing.
256
00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:15,584
I used to sing... you know,
in the church choir.
257
00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:17,252
And then I got some pretty good reviews
258
00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:19,254
as Ozian number 2 at the local theater.
259
00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:21,323
I don't know if you
happened to catch that.
260
00:09:21,425 --> 00:09:22,858
Well, now, this could be God
261
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,227
opening the window of opportunity.
262
00:09:25,296 --> 00:09:27,796
I've got some harmonies
in the new songs I wrote.
263
00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:29,698
I always think that the message
gets across better
264
00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:32,591
when sung in multiple tones.
265
00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:34,236
Maybe you'd consider joining me.
266
00:09:34,271 --> 00:09:36,972
Oh, pssh. You don't want some old lady...
267
00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,074
? Singing songs ?
268
00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:40,075
[LAUGHS]
269
00:09:40,177 --> 00:09:42,344
?
270
00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:44,102
I'm singing with Reverend Timtom!
271
00:09:44,248 --> 00:09:45,681
What happened to being a life coach?
272
00:09:45,749 --> 00:09:46,748
Yeah, that's out.
273
00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:48,240
- I don't get it.
- What's not to get?
274
00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,686
I went to a life coach,
I became a life coach,
275
00:09:50,711 --> 00:09:52,945
and I life-coached myself
into becoming a singer.
276
00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,190
Good thing I only made one business card.
277
00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:58,026
?
278
00:09:58,128 --> 00:10:01,063
[WHIRRING, HAMMERING]
279
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,599
How's it going in there?
280
00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:07,002
Hey, Dad. Everything's going good.
281
00:10:07,071 --> 00:10:08,971
- You guys are getting along?
- Yep. Yep.
282
00:10:08,996 --> 00:10:11,162
- We are in this thing together.
- That's right.
283
00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:12,252
Whatever credit there is for this
284
00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:13,977
is shared equally between us.
285
00:10:14,311 --> 00:10:15,877
Oh, no, Brick's being modest.
286
00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:16,945
He's really done most of the work.
287
00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:18,580
I'd say like 80%/20%.
288
00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:19,681
Mm.
289
00:10:19,783 --> 00:10:21,316
Okay, well,
whatever you're hiding in there,
290
00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:22,841
just make sure you clean up afterwards.
291
00:10:22,987 --> 00:10:25,020
We will. But remember,
quality takes time.
292
00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:26,254
Measure twice, cut once.
293
00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:28,056
A good carpenter never blames her tools.
294
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,625
Here's to good friends.
Tonight is kinda special.
295
00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:34,096
All right, I'm out of here.
296
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,497
Hey, you wanna watch a movie
when I get back?
297
00:10:35,599 --> 00:10:37,833
My treat. I got Kenny's Hulu password.
298
00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:39,733
- Sounds good.
- [CHUCKLES]
299
00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,740
Whoa! [LAUGHS]
300
00:10:44,842 --> 00:10:46,241
$100.
301
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:49,277
Oh, my God!
That happens to me all the time!
302
00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:52,047
You know when you find money
in your pocket from like a year ago?
303
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:53,248
Lucky you!
304
00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:54,683
Huh.
305
00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:56,518
Hey, Axl, did you order some steaks?
306
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,220
Uh, no.
307
00:10:58,288 --> 00:11:00,622
Hmm. They must've been
delivered here by accident.
308
00:11:00,647 --> 00:11:02,914
Oh, well, we better eat 'em
before they go bad.
309
00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:04,772
Good thing I bought
baked potatoes and a salad.
310
00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:07,129
[DOOR CLOSES]
311
00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:09,364
What's this?
312
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:13,735
Whoa. Two tickets to see
Demetri Martin. For tonight.
313
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,060
Oh, my gosh.
Someone must have dropped them.
314
00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:18,619
How lucky are we? We love him!
315
00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:26,181
? At home or school or on the bus ?
316
00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:28,316
? There's always a better word
than a cuss ?
317
00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:29,418
? You can check the Bible ?
318
00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:30,685
? God never worked blue ?
319
00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:32,788
? He used clean alliteration
and so should you ?
320
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,222
Don't curse.
321
00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:36,224
[APPLAUSE]
322
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:40,328
?
323
00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:43,432
You guys! You guys! It went so well!
324
00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:46,324
The church liked our duo so much
that they booked us
325
00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:49,650
for a run of shows every Tuesday
in Multipurpose Room B
326
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,341
until the Easter musical!
327
00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:54,367
That's pretty much residency,
like Celine Dion in Las Vegas.
328
00:11:54,392 --> 00:11:56,693
I can't believe this.
I am living my dream!
329
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:01,316
To be fair, she works in a dental office.
330
00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:02,951
Anything else is gonna seem fun.
331
00:12:02,976 --> 00:12:04,576
- That's true.
- Yep.
332
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,991
I had never felt more alive.
333
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,926
And our gig... that's what
it's called... "a gig"...
334
00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:13,220
was going so well that
Reverend Timtom booked us
335
00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:15,078
on a worldwide tour!
336
00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:21,362
? Be careful on the World Wide Web ?
337
00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,631
? Be certain of your Facebook friends ?
338
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,767
? That dreamboat you're
in love with might not exist ?
339
00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:28,168
? You've been catfished ?
340
00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,670
[APPLAUSE]
341
00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:31,939
? So keep it clean and use your brain ?
342
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,908
? And be profound and not profane ?
343
00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:36,010
? Don't curse! ?
344
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:39,446
? Sometimes it can seem like a chore ?
345
00:12:39,548 --> 00:12:40,781
? Family dinner ?
346
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,416
? Uncomfortable and such a bore ?
347
00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:43,917
? It's a winner ?
348
00:12:43,986 --> 00:12:47,121
So we ended our whirlwind tour,
and I was exhausted.
349
00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,623
We had traveled over 63 miles.
350
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,562
[ HORN BEEPS]
351
00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,228
Can I interest either of you in dessert?
352
00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,663
Um, I don't know.
353
00:12:55,698 --> 00:12:58,132
Lexie, is it included
in the "free dinner for two"
354
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,367
gift certificate you just happened
to win from the radio station?
355
00:13:00,436 --> 00:13:02,036
Which also just happened
to be to the restaurant
356
00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:04,004
we both said we'd always love to go to.
357
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,508
It is. Uh, we'll have
two chocolate molten cakes.
358
00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:10,377
Whoa! Where ya goin' with that,
buddy? I'm gonna need that.
359
00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:13,165
Axl, in a nice restaurant,
they bring you another one.
360
00:13:13,532 --> 00:13:14,546
Oh.
361
00:13:14,571 --> 00:13:15,804
It's okay.
362
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,895
You don't know fancy places,
but I'll teach you.
363
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,132
Oh, yeah? Planning to win a lot
more contests for fancy dinners?
364
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,935
All right, what is with you?
You've been weird all night.
365
00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:25,347
[SIGHS] I'm not an idiot, Lexie.
366
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,205
I've only seen $100 bill once in my life,
367
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,007
concert tickets don't just
fall on the ground,
368
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,408
steaks don't magically
appear at your door,
369
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,843
and I don't know anyone
under the age of 50
370
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,211
who listens to local radio.
371
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,513
Uh, I do.
I totally listen to local radio.
372
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:36,837
It's my jam.
373
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,683
Look, you either want to be with me...
374
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,385
and my bank account... or you don't.
375
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,953
Of course I want to be with you.
376
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,255
I just don't understand why
you have to be so stubborn.
377
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,557
I just don't want to be
your trophy boy, okay?
378
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,359
Well, I'm sorry,
but when you love someone,
379
00:13:48,384 --> 00:13:49,884
- you want to be able to sh...
- Wait.
380
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,229
You love me?
381
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,296
Oh, God.
382
00:13:52,774 --> 00:13:54,198
Oh, it just kind of slipped out.
383
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,433
Is it too soon?
Should I not have said it?
384
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,224
Oh, my God. Oh, um...
pretend I didn't say it.
385
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,116
I'm just gonna go die
in a hole somewhere.
386
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,406
Lexie...
387
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,876
In nice restaurants,
are you allowed to kiss?
388
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:12,417
?
389
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,920
I, uh...
390
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,087
I love you, too.
391
00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,226
Okay, so, what do we do?
392
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,862
Dad didn't give us enough
drywall to fix a hole this big.
393
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,031
He's gonna freak out.
394
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,066
I'm not gonna lie.
395
00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:29,424
It's gonna be really rough for you.
396
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,836
Me? You're the one who did this.
397
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,072
Well, you're the older sister
who left her little brother
398
00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,630
to do major home repair on his own.
399
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,544
Besides, if Dad flips out,
I can just play the quirk card.
400
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,945
I shrug, I look confused,
401
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,980
throw in a few whoops and whispers,
402
00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:44,071
lick something if I have to...
403
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,629
I'm off scot-free.
404
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,519
Oh, my God. You're diabolical.
405
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,254
I am not diabolical.
406
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,522
[WHISPERS] Diabolical.
407
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,990
[NORMAL VOICE] It's so easy.
408
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,258
[WHISPERS] It's so easy.
409
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,593
[NORMAL VOICE] Okay,
that one wasn't planned.
410
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,664
Ugh! Come on, think, Sue, think!
411
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,798
[SIGHS]
412
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,943
[GASPS] Wait!
413
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:06,137
?
414
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,872
Ah...
415
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:13,544
?
416
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,913
"Sue Heck for Historian".
417
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,316
"Sue Heck for Library Representative".
418
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,618
"Sue Heck for Cafeteria Liaison"?
419
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,353
Yeah, I tried to create
an office for myself,
420
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,688
and I still lost to a write-in.
421
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,156
Some guy named Joe Schmo.
422
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,325
How's this gonna help us?
423
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,494
We use the poster board to fix the wall.
424
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,163
If we patch and paint it right,
no one will ever know.
425
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,333
?
426
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,435
"Sue Heck for East Indy Student Council"?
427
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,926
Oh, that one's for next week.
428
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,571
I really think I'm gonna get it.
429
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,273
Hmm.
430
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,841
- Ohh.
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
431
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,410
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh! I almost forgot.
432
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,555
I finally got my birthday card
433
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,737
- from my parents.
- Mm!
434
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,548
Today is the last day
of Lexie Brooks Month.
435
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,020
"To our daughter on her 21st birthday.
436
00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:57,912
The world is better
because of your smile."
437
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,223
Aww.
438
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,181
What's this?
439
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,264
"Dearest Lexie.
440
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,934
When I turned 21, my dad gave me
$40 and cut me off,
441
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,870
and it was the greatest gift
he ever gave me.
442
00:16:12,895 --> 00:16:14,862
We believe in you and can't wait
to see what you do.
443
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:16,753
Go out into the world and make us proud.
444
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:18,611
Love, Dad."
445
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:20,645
Is this for real?
446
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,882
They're not cutting me off, are they?
447
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,652
I mean... It's okay.
448
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,353
You're not used to being poor,
but I will teach you.
449
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:35,793
?
450
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,762
[WHISPERS] What are you doing?
451
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:42,200
?
452
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,635
- Sue?
- SUE: Wait, so Lexie's cut off?
453
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,037
Does this mean no more apartment?
454
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,238
No more name-brand cereal?
455
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,407
No more beignets flown in
from New Orleans?
456
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,108
No, Lexie talked to her parents.
457
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,166
They're still paying for the apartment
458
00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:53,958
and her tuition, but that's it.
459
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,913
But, hey, we shouldn't worry about Lexie
460
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,648
'cause Mom's gonna be a rock star, right?
461
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,116
Then we'll all be rolling in it.
462
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,052
BRICK: I know, right? I don't get it.
463
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,720
It's like she's trying
to recapture something
464
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,478
she never captured in the first place.
465
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,391
I always thought of Reverend Timtom
as a one-man show.
466
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,594
I'm worried this is gonna hurt his brand.
467
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,696
How 'bout that face she makes
when she sings?
468
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,097
The thing she does with her jaw?
469
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,465
It looks like she's being electrocuted.
470
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,700
[LAUGHTER]
471
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,535
Oh, did you guys see her in my hat?
472
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,580
She looked ridiculous.
473
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,443
It's clearly a guy's Italian hat.
474
00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:23,274
Worst part? She thinks it looks good.
475
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,309
[LAUGHTER]
476
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,511
- She does.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
477
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,990
She does.
478
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:30,658
Just down the hall.
479
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,650
Hello, there, Frankie Heck.
480
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,585
Ready for our gig in Greencastle?
481
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,588
Oh, I had to add a new verse
to the anti-vaping song.
482
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,057
The studies are coming out
faster than I can write.
483
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,993
Yeah, I-I don't think I'm gonna go.
484
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,894
I-I just have too much
going on around here.
485
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,030
There's this whole Swedish
cleaning philosophy
486
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,798
I've been meaning to get into.
487
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,334
And, hey, you're better off without me.
488
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,902
Really? Huh.
489
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:54,972
Well, cheese and crackers.
That's too bad.
490
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,941
And I was working on a new song
for us, too.
491
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,310
Oh, my God. Reverend Timtom, you're here!
492
00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:01,602
Oh, I mean, oh, my gosh.
What the hell is with me?
493
00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,894
Oh, I mean, heck!
What the heck is with me?
494
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,183
Geez. I mean... Sue, it's fine.
495
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,252
I was just here to pick up
your mom for our gig,
496
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,656
but for some reason she thinks
I'd be better off without her.
497
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,491
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
498
00:18:13,516 --> 00:18:14,648
The whole thing's kind of silly.
499
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:17,307
I'm just gonna put on a robe
and make dinner.
500
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,263
Oh, uh, grilled cheese
and tomato soup for me.
501
00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:21,422
- Make it two.
- Can I have one with tater tots?
502
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,127
[SIGHS] Yeah.
503
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,404
Hey, you know, uh, before you do that,
504
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,873
would you all mind giving
a listen to my new song?
505
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,065
I'd love to get some feedback on it.
506
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,243
Sure.
507
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:38,015
? Moms are people, too ?
508
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,408
? She had hopes and dreams
before she had you ?
509
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,854
? Like maybe The Virgin Mary
wanted to play soccer ?
510
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,222
? Or travel the world on a whim ?
511
00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:48,548
? But when Jesus came along,
it all became about him ?
512
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,830
? And all the angels sang,
"Moms are people, too" ?
513
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:56,257
? And how often do we say thank you? ?
514
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,069
? She could've been a shepherd
or a fisherman ?
515
00:18:58,094 --> 00:18:59,861
? Or maybe starred in a Broadway show ?
516
00:18:59,886 --> 00:19:03,020
? But her family came first
and she let it all go ?
517
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,277
? To drive you to school through
the rain, sleet, and snow ?
518
00:19:06,302 --> 00:19:07,572
? And use her own sleeve
to wipe your runny nose ?
519
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:09,994
It's not often a song hits
that double sweet spot
520
00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:12,319
of being super catchy,
while also making your family
521
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,478
feel horrible for how
they've treated you.
522
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,521
Yep, after that,
they really supported me.
523
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,658
? Moms are people, too ?
524
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,059
? She had hopes and dreams ?
525
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,584
Okay, yeah, that didn't happen.
526
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,709
They weren't that supportive.
527
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,132
But they did give me a gift.
528
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,001
?
529
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:33,304
Of course, after a few weeks,
it got left by the phone
530
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,005
and turned into a message pad.
531
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,674
Then it got jelly spilled on it.
532
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,008
And then I dropped it in the tub
533
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,543
and then I lost track of it.
534
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,712
And then I started dodging
Reverend Timtom's phone calls
535
00:19:41,737 --> 00:19:44,104
'cause it's a lot, you know?
536
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,518
Plus, there's so much good TV
on these days.
537
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:53,205
Wall-a!
538
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:54,683
See, it sounds like I'm saying voil�,
539
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:58,483
but I'm really saying wall-a.
540
00:19:58,585 --> 00:19:59,911
Wall...
541
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:03,430
Anyway, the wall is done.
Thanks for stopping by.
542
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,038
Fantastic.
543
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,730
Couldn't have done it any better myself.
544
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,098
It's a little wet.
545
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,632
Okay.
546
00:20:10,735 --> 00:20:13,235
Well, congratulations. I'm impressed.
547
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,826
Yeah. No need for compliments.
548
00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:15,916
We learned our lesson,
549
00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:17,974
and that's all that really matters!
550
00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:21,677
Whoop! Whoop! Not my fault.
551
00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:23,112
[WHISPERS] Not my fault.
552
00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:35,413
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