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- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- [WATER RUNNING]
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AXL: Someone get my phone!
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[MUFFLED] We're not getting your phone.
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I know I said not to touch
my phone, but touch my phone!
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Why can't you get it?!
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I'm in the shower!
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Come on, it might be important.
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It might be one of the people
I sent my r�sum� to!
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Then you should definitely get it.
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AXL: If I get a job, I'll be moving out.
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?
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Axl Heck's phone. How may I help you?
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And whom may I say is calling?
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[WATER STOPS, CURTAIN SLIDES]
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One moment, please,
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Mr. McCollum.
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Here, here, here.
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Hello, this is Axl Heck.
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Business is my business.
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- [LAUGHS] Yeah. Oh...
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Knock, knock!
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Sorry to barge in, but we have big
news, and it just couldn't wait!
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I'm sorry, we're not
interrupting dinner, are we?
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No, we're almost done.
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Anyway, we didn't know if you saw,
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so we thought we'd be
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the first ones to tell you.
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Orson made the list
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of the top 200
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most livable cities!
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[GASPS] In America?
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No, Indiana!
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Oh, my God! What number were we ranked?
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200. It's the first time
we made the list!
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It's right here in
Distinctly Indiana Magazine.
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Looks like we bumped Porterdale
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off the list from last year.
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You know, they had that big kerfuffle
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about the diving board
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- at the municipal pool.
- Hmm.
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Well, I think Orson deserves it.
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The people here
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are just really friendly.
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I think it's dumb.
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Not everybody.
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The whole thing's just a big money-maker.
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They just want the people
in those 200 towns
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who never buy the magazine
to buy the magazine.
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I bought four!
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Well, it's too late now,
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'cause Orson's goin' "200" crazy!
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We're gonna incorporate the whole thing
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into the cow rededication ceremony...
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200 balloons, 200 desserts,
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200 coupons of goods and
services from local vendors
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that will go into a gift basket
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to be awarded to the 200th visitor
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who crosses the city line that day!
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Wait, 200 balloon?!
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That's like two bags' worth!
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Yeah, it's a big deal.
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Can I tell Axl? I wanna tell Axl!
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Axl! Axl!
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Orson got voted
the 200th most livable city...
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not in America, but in Indiana...
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and there's gonna be a huge celebration
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and two bags of balloons!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I got bigger news.
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Jackson Plumbing Supply liked my r�sum�,
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and they want me to interview
with a Human Resources person
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- for a position in sales.
- Really?
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Yeah, they said they're gonna call
my assistant tomorrow to set it up.
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Your assistant? You don't have a... Ohh!
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Sue, come on! Please!
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Be my assistant, my assistant
sister... my assist-erant.
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[SIGHS] Fine.
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But only this once,
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and I want to be senior assist-erant.
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Done.
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Okay.
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?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Hello, Cindy.
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It's me... Brick.
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I know. I recognize your voice.
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And your face.
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Listen, you may have heard
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I had a little dalliance
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with the new girl, Lilah.
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Anyway, she got some notes
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containing some
pretty disturbing threats,
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and, well...
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might one dare to dream
that they were from you?
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They were.
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Really?
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That's great!
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I was hoping you still
had feelings for me,
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'cause I have feelings for you!
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My passion does burn bright
for you, Brick.
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[SIGHS] What a relief.
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I'm so glad we're back together.
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Slow your roll.
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Breaking up with me like you did
was very cowardly.
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So, in order to win me back,
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you have to perform
three acts of bravery.
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?
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"Three acts of bravery"?
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Yep, and I have to have them done
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by the cow rededication ceremony.
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So, I jotted down a few ideas on the bus,
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and I want to run 'em by you guys.
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Rank them one to five,
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with five being the bravest.
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Brick, this Frugal Hoosier
chicken's on the clock here.
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First one... foiling a bank robbery.
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Five for bravery,
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one for how the hell are
you gonna make that happen?
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Hmm. Walking through a hail of
gunfire like Wonder Woman?
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Please don't dress like Wonder Woman.
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Holding in my poop all day?
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Solid three.
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Hmm.
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How upset would you be
if I set fire to the house
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if I was reasonably sure
I could put it out?
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[SIGHS] Could you make it
look like an accident?
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Mm.
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Hey, Mike. Hey.
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Hey, did you hear about Orson being 200th
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- in the state of Indiana?
- Mm.
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I think what put 'em over the top
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is when Fountains hired that chef
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from the Terre Haute
Correctional Facility.
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That guy's cooking,
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you can lock me up, throw away the key.
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Huh. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, listen, I wanted to let you know
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that Paula's not gonna be
at the cow rededication.
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah, we kinda hit a little bump.
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Well, it was a bigger bump, I guess.
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It's, uh... We're... We're separated.
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Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be fine.
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Paula and I both wanted it.
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She thought I watched too much sports.
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And I thought she changed
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ever since she started
painting landscapes.
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Well, seems like you're handling it well.
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Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
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we're not the f-first people
this has happened to.
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Yeah.
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All right, then.
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Yeah.
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I'm not gonna lie to you...
It's tough, you know?
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It's just not the way
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you thought your life was gonna go.
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You know, a lot of questions ahead.
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I mean, wh-what do we do at Christmas?
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Oh, God! [SOBS]
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?
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Ugh. Okay... boss.
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The HR guy at Jackson Plumbing Supply
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has your number.
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He'll call to FaceTime you.
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All you have to do is pick up.
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All right? Okay, great.
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Here's a list of other people
I sent my r�sum� to,
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if you could just follow up with them
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and make sure they got it?
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Axl, no!
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I helped you out once, but I am done.
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You're on your own.
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Whoa! Hey! Come on, Sue.
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Don't you get it?
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When they thought I had an assistant,
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they set up the meeting.
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I mean, think about it.
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Who are you gonna call back...
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the guy who makes 25 cents
over minimum wage at Spudsy's
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or the guy who has an assistant?
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[GASPS]
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You make 25 cents over minimum wage?
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See? The world's unfair, Sue.
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That's why you got to take
every advantage you can get.
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Axl, no!
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I'm sorry, but I'm not lying for you.
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At Lexie's lake house,
her mom made us daiquiris,
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and even though I'm not 21 yet,
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I had a little sip and I liked it!
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I can't afford to have
anything else go against me
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in the eyes of the Lord.
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Okay, well, think about it this way.
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What if, for helping your brother out,
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when you get to Heaven,
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they give you a sweet angel job.
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You mean like taking care of pets
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whose owners haven't arrived yet?
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Yep, they're gonna let you right in.
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That is, if they recognize you
without a head.
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Ohh! Axl!
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I told you to stop making jokes
about freezing my head!
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I'm sorry. I just can't help myself.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll help you out.
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But, if I do, you can never make
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another head-freezing joke again... ever.
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Done, done. I promise.
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No more head-freezing jokes
for the rest of your life.
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Okay.
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But once you're dead, all bets
are off... and so is your head.
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- Axl!
- Last one, I promise.
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- [CHATTER OVER TELEVISION]
- Okay, we got to get serious
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about this time-capsule thing.
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- [TELEVISION SHUTS OFF]
- I mean, they're putting them
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in the base of the cow in two days,
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and I got nothin'.
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Nancy even gave me an extra month,
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and I still blew it.
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What is the matter with me?
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That's not a list we want
to attack right before bed.
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No, I'm serious.
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What is the matter with my brain
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that I can't remember anything anymore?
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I need to be tested.
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[BRUSHING TEETH]
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Oh, hey. Uh, Bill and Paula
are separated.
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Wait, what?!
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Seriously?
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Why did you let me yap on about my brain
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when you were sitting
on a story like that?
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Start talking, mister.
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Uh, well, he says
they're having problems.
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Apparently, she's on him
about watching too much sports.
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Well, you know what, she's not wrong.
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He does watch a lot of sports.
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No more than the next guy.
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Besides, Paula should
appreciate the extra time
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to do her little landscape paintings.
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Her "little landscape paintings"?
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What does that mean?
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I'm just saying,
maybe she's, uh, distracted
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and not attending to his needs.
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"Attending to his needs"?!
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Where'd you get that from, the '50s?
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What, she's not allowed to paint?
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Wait, why are we having their fight?
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[SIGHS] You're right, you're right.
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Ugh. But I just feel so bad for them.
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Are they getting divorced?
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I don't know. You'd have to ask Bill.
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Well, why didn't you ask Bill?
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He started crying, so I came inside.
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Mike! You can't do that.
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He obviously sought you out
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because he needed your support,
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and you just come inside?
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Okay, I'm gonna call Paula
and see how she's doing,
262
00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:44,806
but you need to reach out again to Bill.
263
00:07:44,908 --> 00:07:45,973
He needs you.
264
00:07:46,076 --> 00:07:47,909
Hearing a lot of sympathy for Bill here.
265
00:07:47,977 --> 00:07:49,510
- [BRUSHING TEETH]
- What about me?
266
00:07:49,612 --> 00:07:51,746
I had a friend cry in front of me today.
267
00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:54,882
?
268
00:07:54,951 --> 00:07:57,051
FRANKIE: So, Brick, realizing
he didn't have the legs
269
00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,143
to pull off a Wonder Woman costume,
270
00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:02,557
performed what he hoped would
be his first act of bravery.
271
00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:04,692
My fair lady, I bring you the mop
272
00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:07,361
of the crabby afternoon janitor.
273
00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:09,781
Good. I needed a mop.
274
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,632
How'd you get it?
275
00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:14,635
Wit, skill, cunning... and $5.
276
00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:16,404
Hmm.
277
00:08:16,473 --> 00:08:18,139
I'll allow it. That's one.
278
00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,408
?
279
00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:21,453
[SPORTS CHATTER OVER TELEVISION]
280
00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:23,177
Hey, thanks for having me over.
281
00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:25,746
Yeah, well, I wanted to
make sure that you're okay,
282
00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,616
'cause we didn't get a chance
to finish talking last time,
283
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,974
'cause I had to come in for the... thing.
284
00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:33,308
Yeah. No, I'm good.
285
00:08:33,523 --> 00:08:34,522
I'm good.
286
00:08:34,624 --> 00:08:36,324
- Good.
- Yeah.
287
00:08:36,426 --> 00:08:37,892
[SIGHS]
288
00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:41,496
You know, nights are the hardest.
289
00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:43,364
Paula's been pulling away
for quite some time.
290
00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:45,133
You know what a game's good for?
291
00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:48,035
Getting your mind off of things
that are bothering you.
292
00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:49,470
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
293
00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,222
You got a good one, Mike.
294
00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:54,575
I mean, Frankie's not like
other women, you know?
295
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,267
Every time I come over,
she likes to talk.
296
00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,658
Hmm. Well, she does like to talk.
297
00:08:58,683 --> 00:09:00,616
Yeah, but not just small talk, you know?
298
00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,483
She's... She connects.
299
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,051
She's funny.
300
00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:05,194
She's so funny.
301
00:09:05,219 --> 00:09:06,754
Yeah, she can be pretty funny.
302
00:09:06,856 --> 00:09:09,023
Mm. Totally.
303
00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,392
You know, people our age
are starting to wind down,
304
00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:12,426
not Frankie.
305
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,263
She's so... full of life.
306
00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:17,865
Yeah, I guess she is.
307
00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,867
I just appreciate there's no games.
308
00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:21,903
You know, you know where you stand.
309
00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,704
I had to find out my wife was unhappy
310
00:09:23,806 --> 00:09:25,306
from a subpoena server.
311
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,842
That was... not easy.
312
00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:30,478
I mean, Frankie...
313
00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:32,213
?
314
00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:33,915
Okay, Cindy.
315
00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:36,050
I'm here in front
of the Glossners' house.
316
00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:37,952
That's right... the Glossners' house.
317
00:09:38,054 --> 00:09:39,086
Pretty brave, huh?
318
00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:40,488
[YELPS]
319
00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:42,223
Oh. That was a leaf.
320
00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:43,891
Anyway, I know you're convinced
321
00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,327
that the Glossners stole
your backup safari hat,
322
00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:49,697
so I, Brick Heck,
am going to get it back.
323
00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:51,666
I-I waited until everyone
was out of the house.
324
00:09:51,768 --> 00:09:53,134
It's not breaking and entering,
325
00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:54,202
because, well,
326
00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:56,003
all the windows are already broken.
327
00:09:56,105 --> 00:09:57,438
All right, here we go.
328
00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,840
[DOG GROWLS]
329
00:09:59,943 --> 00:10:00,808
Good boy.
330
00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:01,776
[DOG SNARLS]
331
00:10:01,878 --> 00:10:02,810
Good boy?
332
00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:04,645
[VICIOUS BARKING]
333
00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:07,048
Good boyyyyyyyyy!
334
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,150
[BARKING CONTINUES]
335
00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:12,486
I'm sorry I wasn't able
to recover your hat.
336
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:13,654
However, I did sustain
337
00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:15,489
a rather nasty-looking scrape on my arm
338
00:10:15,592 --> 00:10:17,458
that I did not seek
medical attention for.
339
00:10:17,527 --> 00:10:19,393
That looks infected.
340
00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:21,996
Okay. That's two.
341
00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:24,165
- [EXHALES HEAVILY]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
342
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:28,069
123, 124...
343
00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:30,605
What are you doing?
344
00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:32,773
Nothing. Just looking at you.
345
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,308
Why? Is there something on my face?
346
00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:36,143
Nope. Just looking.
347
00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:40,181
[SIGHS]
348
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,088
[SCOFFS]
349
00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:48,289
Seriously, what is with you?
350
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:49,890
You're like one of those creepy paintings
351
00:10:49,993 --> 00:10:51,325
where the eyes follow you.
352
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:52,793
It's just...
353
00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:54,695
I realize I'm a lucky man.
354
00:10:54,764 --> 00:10:56,130
I'm lucky to have you.
355
00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,733
Okay, now you're being super weird.
356
00:10:58,835 --> 00:10:59,900
What?
357
00:11:00,003 --> 00:11:01,569
Can't I just appreciate you?
358
00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:04,405
Can't I tell you that
I think you're... neat?
359
00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:05,906
[SCOFFS]
360
00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:12,246
?
361
00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:14,015
- [GRUNTS] Sue!
- [CELLPHONE RINGING]
362
00:11:14,117 --> 00:11:15,783
Ow! It's Jackson's Plumbing Supply!
363
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,319
- [GASPS]
- [EXHALES]
364
00:11:18,421 --> 00:11:19,854
Axl Heck's line.
365
00:11:19,882 --> 00:11:22,416
Hi, this is Vance McCollum
from Jackson Plumbing Supply.
366
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,625
I'm looking to speak to Axl Heck.
367
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,252
One moment, please.
368
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,264
Hey, Vance! It's Axl.
369
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:32,633
Axl, I've got some good news for you.
370
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,568
Gus, the president of the company,
371
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,144
would like you to come in
and meet with him in person.
372
00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:40,203
So, we were hoping you could
come by tomorrow at 2:00.
373
00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:40,975
Yes!
374
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:43,003
[CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]
375
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,712
Sorry. [DEEP VOICE] Yes.
376
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:47,982
Great. We'll see you
tomorrow at 2:00, then.
377
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:49,984
[SQUEALS, LAUGHS]
378
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:54,689
?
379
00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,023
I just wanted to say,
380
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,758
you two, you're great kids,
381
00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:00,261
and I don't say that enough.
382
00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:03,664
?
383
00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:09,069
DEBBIE: And this is for
Orson's 200th visitor today.
384
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,969
What a great gift basket, right Deb?
385
00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:12,871
Such a great gift basket, Court.
386
00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,807
So, what's in it?
387
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,042
Well, we've got a happy hour coupon
388
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,877
from T.J. Schnauzer's,
389
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,613
a free cleaning from Smile Superstars...
390
00:12:21,682 --> 00:12:22,748
upper teeth only.
391
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:25,517
Ooh, and don't forget
the free toddler cheer class
392
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:28,520
from mine and Deb's new store,
Sis-Boom-Buy!
393
00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:31,423
[GIGGLES] We sell tiny
cheer outfits for babies,
394
00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,192
because the sooner
you start them cheering,
395
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,060
the better chance they have
of making varsity!
396
00:12:35,162 --> 00:12:36,462
Yeah!
397
00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:38,730
Now let's check in with Ron Donahue
398
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,433
and see how close we are
to finding a winner.
399
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:43,068
TOGETHER: Where are we at, Ron?
400
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,838
177!
401
00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:48,040
It was a Kentucky license plate,
you guys.
402
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,741
- That's exciting!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
403
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,376
But it's... it's a real job.
404
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,245
I'd get to use my degree, so...
405
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:54,279
[CHUCKLES]
406
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:55,481
You know, if they hire me,
407
00:12:55,549 --> 00:12:56,882
I might actually have to learn
how to tie one of these.
408
00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:57,850
- [CHUCKLES]
- [ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
409
00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,651
Okay, we're here.
410
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,853
Thanks for dropping me off.
411
00:13:00,955 --> 00:13:01,854
They think I have an assistant,
412
00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:03,188
so if I showed up in a Winnebago,
413
00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,266
that might be a bit of a red flag.
414
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,190
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
415
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,292
Well, go get 'em.
416
00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:08,494
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
417
00:13:08,562 --> 00:13:09,595
That's the building, Axl.
418
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:11,029
- Yep.
- So go in.
419
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,231
- I can't.
- What?
420
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:13,499
I can't. I'm freaking out, Sue.
421
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,967
- I can't do it.
- Sure, you can.
422
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:16,802
Nope, mnh-mnh. No, no, I'm not doing it.
423
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:17,713
I'm not getting out.
424
00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:18,604
If they want to interview me,
425
00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:19,738
they can come out here to the car.
426
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,740
- [BREATHES SHAKILY]
- Okay, Axl.
427
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,741
You listen to me.
428
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:23,976
You are on the edge
429
00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:26,168
of your first step into adulthood.
430
00:13:26,313 --> 00:13:28,280
If you don't go into
that building right now,
431
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,015
you'll regret it
for the rest of your life!
432
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,017
- Tell it my legs.
- Get out!
433
00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:33,185
- No!
- Go!
434
00:13:33,254 --> 00:13:34,786
No! And if I don't get out,
I can't not get it!
435
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,255
- I'm not letting you do this, Axl.
- No!
436
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,312
I am not letting you blow this!
437
00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,423
- I can't!
- [GRUNTS]
438
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,591
I can't!
439
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,760
Sue, come on! Please, no!
440
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,062
You are going in there,
and you are getting that job!
441
00:13:44,164 --> 00:13:45,364
I miss my old hair, Sue.
442
00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:46,899
My neck feels cold. It's weird.
443
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,033
Come on! Come on!
444
00:13:48,135 --> 00:13:49,968
Oh, this is very insubordinate behavior!
445
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,003
I'm your boss, for God's sake!
446
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:54,473
[GRUNTING]
447
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,574
No, you don't!
448
00:13:57,077 --> 00:13:59,111
Hi. Axl Heck. So nice to meet you.
449
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,436
I'm here for my 2:00 appointment.
450
00:14:01,615 --> 00:14:03,015
So, while Sue may not have wanted
451
00:14:03,117 --> 00:14:05,317
to be his "official" assistant,
452
00:14:05,419 --> 00:14:09,621
she was there for Axl when
he needed assistance the most.
453
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,429
- [MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS]
- Okay.
454
00:14:14,498 --> 00:14:15,463
We're just minutes away
455
00:14:15,532 --> 00:14:17,032
from the big unveiling.
456
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:19,301
We've sealed every family's time capsule
457
00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:20,669
in the base of the cow.
458
00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:23,705
But, first, let's check back in
on our visitor count.
459
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:27,309
You know him, you love him...
I know I do.
460
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,644
Ron Donahue! Ron!
461
00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:30,779
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
462
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:33,248
183!
463
00:14:33,317 --> 00:14:34,215
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
464
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,785
This is thrilling, isn't it, folks?
465
00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:39,988
Mike, I forgot to do
the time capsule again.
466
00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:41,790
Why can't I remember stuff anymore?
467
00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:43,024
I'm such an idiot.
468
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:44,926
No, you're not. You're wonderful.
469
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:47,128
Okay, seriously, you're scaring me.
470
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,513
[GASPS] Hey!
471
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,408
Hey, how'd it go?
472
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,833
Yeah, yeah, what do you think?
473
00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:51,793
What's your feeling?
474
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,320
I'm feeling like I got it.
475
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:55,289
Wait. You feel like you got it,
476
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:56,223
or you got it?
477
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,658
No, I got it! I got the job!
478
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,093
- Oh! That's great!
- Hey.
479
00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:00,527
- Yeah.
- Aww.
480
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,630
Axl just needed a little push.
481
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:05,266
Eh. You are looking at
Jackson Plumbing Supply's
482
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,792
newest junior sales rep
for the tri-state area.
483
00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:08,969
Ooh! Which states?
484
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,071
I don't know, but there's tri of them.
485
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:15,743
?
486
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:18,479
Cindy, I'm sorry. I choked.
487
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:20,314
I couldn't come up
with a third act of bravery,
488
00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:21,950
so I guess I blew it.
489
00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:23,817
Again.
490
00:15:23,886 --> 00:15:26,253
I never should have broken
up with you in the first place.
491
00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:27,888
It's the dumbest thing I've ever done.
492
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,024
Three.
493
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,025
What?
494
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:32,793
That's the third act of bravery.
495
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,062
It takes a brave man
to admit he was wrong.
496
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:36,563
That's all I was looking for.
497
00:15:36,878 --> 00:15:38,232
Really?
498
00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:40,200
Wait, so this is it?
499
00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:41,935
We're really back together as a couple?
500
00:15:42,038 --> 00:15:43,270
Yes.
501
00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,272
So... should we kiss?
502
00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:46,540
Sure.
503
00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:50,611
?
504
00:15:50,713 --> 00:15:51,578
Okay, I'll see you around.
505
00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:52,746
All right.
506
00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:54,782
?
507
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,950
Attention, Orsonites!
508
00:15:57,019 --> 00:15:58,752
We're lucky to have one of our own here
509
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:00,788
to express what this town means to us.
510
00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,222
He's the one that paid
511
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:05,059
for the refurbishment of our beloved cow.
512
00:16:05,161 --> 00:16:07,207
He's been elected mayor three times,
513
00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:10,994
One of them legally.
I give you, Mr. Don Ehlert!
514
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:15,002
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
515
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,870
Look at this crowd size!
516
00:16:16,972 --> 00:16:18,872
Ha! Ha! What a turnout!
517
00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:23,410
Well, let me tell you what
I love about Orson, Indiana.
518
00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:25,579
It's a wonderful place...
519
00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:27,147
to buy a car.
520
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:29,950
In fact, we've got
a special all weekend...
521
00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:32,286
buy a car at twice the price,
522
00:16:32,355 --> 00:16:34,555
and get the second half off.
523
00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:37,891
Okay, let's get this thing done
and go home.
524
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,729
And now, I give you
the new and improved...
525
00:16:41,831 --> 00:16:43,197
Orson Cow.
526
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,665
[CROWD CHEERING]
527
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,867
[CROWD GASPS]
528
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:49,536
So come on down to Ehlert Motors.
529
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:50,722
Free coffee!
530
00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:53,040
Just leave a dollar in the cup, hmm?
531
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,843
[LIGHT APPLAUSE, BOOING]
532
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:59,680
Um, o-o-okay, well,
if anybody else wanted
533
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:02,015
to talk about our town or...
534
00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:03,517
I'll do it.
535
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:06,987
[SCATTERED MURMURING]
536
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,155
[SIGHS]
537
00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:09,123
Hi. Mike Heck.
538
00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:10,357
Uh, born and raised in Orson.
539
00:17:10,426 --> 00:17:11,892
Uh, listen, when I first heard
540
00:17:11,994 --> 00:17:14,795
about this whole, um, 200th thing,
541
00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:16,563
I thought it was dumb.
542
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,500
But the more I thought about it...
543
00:17:19,568 --> 00:17:21,869
the more I thought about it...
544
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:24,048
I started to think maybe
it isn't such a bad idea.
545
00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:27,207
'Cause this town deserves to be noticed.
546
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:30,300
But not by some magazine, by us.
547
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,089
Now, I'm a guy who gets up
548
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,180
and puts on the same thing every day...
549
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:34,705
a plaid shirt and jeans...
550
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,697
just so I don't have to think about it.
551
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:40,254
And we all do that... we get up,
we go to work, we make dinner,
552
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:43,113
put the kids to bed, and we forget...
553
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:46,193
how lucky we are, how fortunate we are
554
00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:48,529
to live in a town where,
555
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:52,266
uh, Maricela stands out in front
of her store with a plate,
556
00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,201
asking if you want to try
a butter cookie.
557
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:56,703
Or... Or... Or Joe at the stereo store...
558
00:17:56,772 --> 00:17:59,006
Well, that's what they called it
when I was growing up.
559
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,642
You go in there, he always says hi,
560
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,311
you ask him how his day's going,
he always says, "Great."
561
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,946
Or how 'bout Lee?
562
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:09,750
She's the... She's the heart
and soul of this town.
563
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:12,085
I think she was here when it was founded.
564
00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:13,854
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
565
00:18:14,285 --> 00:18:17,124
And Bill... When my roof was leaking,
566
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,492
Bill came over and helped me patch it,
567
00:18:18,561 --> 00:18:20,227
and he left his hammer at my house.
568
00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:21,439
So I returned it to him,
569
00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,430
but he said, "It's not even my hammer."
570
00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:25,232
Somebody else had left it at his house
571
00:18:25,301 --> 00:18:27,100
when we were all there fixing the fence.
572
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,736
So, that's why, yesterday,
573
00:18:29,761 --> 00:18:33,888
I put that hammer in
our family's time capsule.
574
00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:35,943
'Cause I think people
in the future should know
575
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:39,143
that this is a town where
people help each other out.
576
00:18:39,982 --> 00:18:43,940
'Cause you do for family.
577
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,787
And that's what we are.
578
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:48,522
?
579
00:18:48,624 --> 00:18:50,757
So, you know, uh,
580
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,694
we're... we're, uh... we're lucky.
581
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,585
We're really lucky.
582
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,865
Uh... okay.
583
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:58,999
I guess that's all I got.
584
00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:02,870
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
585
00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:04,404
[MOUTHS] All right, Mike.
586
00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:06,206
RON: This is not a drill!
587
00:19:06,308 --> 00:19:08,775
Car 200 is approaching!
588
00:19:08,844 --> 00:19:10,210
[CROWD "OOHS"]
589
00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:11,445
?
590
00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,914
Stop! Stop! This is for you!
591
00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:15,649
Welcome to Orson!
592
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:17,184
You're our 200th visitor...
593
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,151
[TIRES SCREECH, THUD]
594
00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:20,087
[CROWD GASPS]
595
00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:23,056
- Honey! Oh, my God!
- You okay?
596
00:19:23,158 --> 00:19:24,291
- You all right?
- Oh, sweetie!
597
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,460
Don't worry. Turned out Ron was okay.
598
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:29,730
The Orson's Best gift basket
cushioned the blow.
599
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:32,799
And the point is,
we were all there for him.
600
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:36,770
?
601
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:38,138
[CHATTER OVER TELEVISION]
602
00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:41,508
I still can't get over what
an amazing speech that was.
603
00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:43,210
Who knew you had it in you?
604
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,878
See, you should talk more.
605
00:19:44,947 --> 00:19:47,014
Every so often, I have something to say,
606
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,649
and I say it.
607
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:51,351
Yeah, I kinda noticed that
you've been really loving
608
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,086
towards me and the kids lately.
609
00:19:53,188 --> 00:19:54,388
Disturbingly loving.
610
00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:55,322
I don't know,
611
00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:57,524
I think the Bill and Paula thing
612
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,159
sorta shook me up.
613
00:19:59,228 --> 00:20:02,162
Me, too. Who'd have thought?
614
00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:05,332
God, I guess we're lucky
we found each other.
615
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:09,303
We're soulmates, right? One in a million.
616
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:11,605
I don't know about that.
617
00:20:11,707 --> 00:20:12,806
What?
618
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:14,541
I mean, I'm glad it worked out,
619
00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:15,842
but if I hadn't met you,
620
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,578
I'm sure I would've found someone.
621
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,579
Mike!
622
00:20:18,681 --> 00:20:19,580
What?
623
00:20:19,682 --> 00:20:20,881
There's millions of people in the world.
624
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:22,215
Are you saying I wouldn't have found one?
625
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:23,450
I'm not hideous.
626
00:20:23,552 --> 00:20:26,286
Yes, and then you wouldn't have our kids.
627
00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:28,722
Yeah, but I would have
other kids that I loved.
628
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:30,057
I would love whatever kids I had.
629
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,992
[SCOFFS] I can't believe you.
630
00:20:32,094 --> 00:20:33,260
Even this whole town thing.
631
00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:35,228
I mean, yeah, Orson's great and all,
632
00:20:35,297 --> 00:20:36,430
but if I had lived somewhere else,
633
00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:38,098
I'm sure I would've found
a lot of things to like
634
00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,656
about that place, too.
635
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:42,169
There's hundreds of thousands
of towns across America.
636
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,370
It's a big place, Frankie.
637
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,193
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
638
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:46,401
Aww.
639
00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:47,687
[SIGHS]
640
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:52,773
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