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RONNY: This is my hometown.
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My family members are
scattered all over Boston.
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My parents live here.
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My sister lives here.
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My brothers live here and here.
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And I live way over here.
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But we always seem to end up over here.
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(TV playing)
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Hey, Chewbacca.
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Get your paws off my chips.
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But we're twins. Ma, I think
Gerard needs a reminder.
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A twin is a friend until the end.
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You always win when you
share with your twin.
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See? We're both winners.
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Are you? Or are you two grown men
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who needed to hear a sharing poem?
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I'm tired of sharing.
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You always get more of everything.
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Even in the womb, you
took all the nutrients.
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To be fair, we're pretty sure
you got most of the oxygen.
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She's right. I'm not great
at blowing up balloons.
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Balloons. We should have
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decorated the house for Ronny.
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Where is he? He should be here by now.
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Ma, relax. Ronny's been coaching with Dad.
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- He didn't fall in a well.
- Yes,
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but he hasn't been around.
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At least if he was in a
well, I could visit him.
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- Hey, everyone.
- Oh, he's back!
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My boy is back!
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So's your husband.
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Shut it, old man. Where were you?
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Dad and I had a practice. No biggie.
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Just a couple of coaches
holding a practice.
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Hence, the gym bag.
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You got a gym bag? Is
there anything even in it?
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Yes.
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Two novels and a coconut water.
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Didn't need 'em.
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- Too busy being a coach.
- Oh,
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look at you. You're so
busy. It's not enough
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that you're an award-winning
guidance counselor.
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Guidance counselors don't get
awards. You made me that trophy.
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So...
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how is the coaching?
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Oh, it's going pretty well.
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Learning the family
trade, backing up my dad.
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You got to follow your shot!
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Way to crash the boards, Ricky.
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Way to crash the boards, Ricky!
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Way to crash 'em!
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Justin's killing us out there.
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Justin! You're killing us out there!
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- That was between us.
- Got it.
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Different Justin! Timberlake.
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He's killing us. The music's just too good!
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I think we're good.
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I still can't believe you picked
Ronny to coach with you, Dad.
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I've been JV coach forever.
I should've gotten that job.
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What about me? I was a...
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ALL: Two-time Boston
Globe All-Star.
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You guys give me a hard
time for saying it a lot,
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but you say it as much as I do.
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You guys know that your father chose Ronny
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because he was recruiting
a player whose lesbian mom
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wanted her son to play
for a gay-friendly team.
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Now, had she wanted a team
that was angry or simple...
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I'm sure he would have
chosen one of you guys.
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I don't like it.
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I don't get it.
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Hey, Dad might've chosen
me because I'm gay,
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but I also have a fair amount
of basketball knowledge.
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Really?
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Heck yeah. I know the b-ball.
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The rock. The ol' rubber pumpkin.
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Go ahead. Ask me anything.
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All right. When is it okay to foul someone?
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At the end of the game,
when you want the ball back.
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Very good.
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That's what's up, bro.
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Okay, bro. So in that situation,
who should you avoid fouling?
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The elderly?
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There it is.
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Okay, I don't care what you guys think.
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Dad's giving me this responsibility,
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and I'm not gonna let him down.
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And he knows that eventually
I'm gonna get good at this.
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Right, Dad?
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Oh. Time to put the wet
clothes into the dryer.
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Would've been more convincing
if he ever did the laundry.
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Or if he had walked in the
direction of the laundry room.
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Sync and corrections by: kDragon
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The McCarthys
Original air date 13/11
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Hey, Ma.
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Hey, Jackie. Wait.
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Why?
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It's new.
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I got an interview.
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To be what, Paula Poundstone?
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Hey, why's the Secret Service here?
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What's up, Beetlejuice?
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I'm just trying to look professional.
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You guys are the worst.
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Don't pay any attention to them, Jackie.
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Just tell us why you're
dressed like a jazz man.
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I have an interview.
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Uh-oh, did you get fired
from the restaurant?
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I have not been fired
- merely warned.
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And if this interview pans out,
it could lead to my dream job.
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Which is what again?
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Sportscaster.
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Wait, I thought you
were doing that already.
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Welcome to local cable access coverage
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of Cardinal Hennigan
High School basketball.
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I'm Jackie McCarthy.
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And my dad owns the station.
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Jared, tonight is gonna be
a real test for our Saints,
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especially since their
top scorer is sidelined
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with an ankle injury.
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I love you.
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But this interview is
at a legitimate station.
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I'm gonna be a single mom,
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but hopefully by the time I have my baby,
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I'll also have my dream job.
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Motherhood is its own dream job...
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is what people say who
have less than four children.
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Careful, Jackie.
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Might thinking you're
getting your dream job,
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and then Ronny'll snag it.
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Gerard, if you're that upset,
just send out some r?sum?s.
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You're a great coach.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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I'm a "great coach"?
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It was something new I was trying.
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It's called a compliment.
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I don't care for it.
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I'm saying you're a good coach.
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And there are other people in the world
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who will see that besides Dad.
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This time he said "good coach,"
last time he said "great."
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Why the change?
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All right, Marjorie,
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I'm gonna go look at some
game tapes in the den.
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All right, Ronny and I are
gonna watch The Good Wife.
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Everyone else, you can stay,
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but you're not welcome to.
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All right. Thanks.
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Bye-bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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Mom, I have something to tell you.
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Which you might not like.
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I can't watch The Good
Wife with you tonight.
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(whispering): Go, go, go, go, go.
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I've got to watch game tapes with Dad.
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Oh, so you and your father
are best friends now?
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You coach together for one week,
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and all of a sudden you're
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?
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Are they really best friends?
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I don't know; I want them to be.
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Ah, I wish we were in
a book club with them.
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Oh, my God, such fun.
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Every time we would leave the room,
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they would do imitations of us.
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Uh, hello?
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Who's ever leaving that room?!
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Ronny, this is how best
friends talk to each other.
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Your dad's not gonna give you this.
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Dad and I aren't best friends.
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We aren't even that close.
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Oh, Ronny.
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You're not just saying
that to make me feel better?
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No, but I'm alarmed that it does.
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Dad and I have our first
scrimmage this week,
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and I want to prove that I'm
not just there because I'm gay.
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I really want to do a good job.
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So, maybe tonight you
could... Please don't say it.
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Record The Good Wife,
and we'll watch it later?
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It's been said.
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Well, maybe we could do that.
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Although it's not anything
that we've ever done before.
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But we could do that.
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Oh, you and your integrity.
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You see?
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This is why you got guidance
counselor of the century.
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Oh, my God, Arthur.
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There's a stranger in our kitchen.
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Hi, Mom.
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I'm actually here to talk to Dad.
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Geez, get a room.
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Look, Dad, I'm sorry about today.
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What happened today?
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Something irreparable?
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I let him draw up an inbound play.
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Okay.
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Kevin throws it in, everyone
else knows what they're doing.
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And... begin.
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(whistle blows)
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One shining moment,
it's all on the line
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One shining moment, there frozen...
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I blame the kids
- they didn't do it right.
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No, they did.
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Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Coaching's not your thing.
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Not yet. Maybe.
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But it's only been a week.
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You know, I can learn this
if you just give me a chance.
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Look, Ronny, let me worry
about the basketball.
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You've already done all I need,
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by just being you.
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I'm trying to show you
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that I can be more than
just a token gay coach.
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Well, I'm saying you don't need to.
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If all you wanted was to show
that the team is gay-friendly,
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you could have just hired
a DVD of Pitch Perfect.
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See?
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Keep saying stuff like that.
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Remember, Ronny-
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stay gay.
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Looks great, Ma.
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Can you not say exactly what I say?
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Aw, it's like when you guys
had that secret twin language.
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We never had a secret twin language.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bee-daw-ka-koo.
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I don't know what he means.
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Yeah, you do.
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No, I don't.
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And if I did, I wouldn't
butcher the pronunciation.
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So, Jackie, how'd your interview go?
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Amazing.
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First of all, they loved the suit.
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They hated the suit? They hated the suit.
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But the interview went well.
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It didn't go well? It did not go well.
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Do they know you're pregnant?
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Potential employers often discriminate
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against expectant mothers.
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It's unfortunate, but well documented.
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Hey, who thinks I can get
a whole roll in my mouth?
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Anyway...
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I didn't tell them I was pregnant,
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but I'm pretty sure they figured it out.
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FEMALE INTERVIEWER: And how do
you feel about working long hours?
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Well, right now, it's okay.
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But in about nine months...
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it... will also be okay.
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Because nothing will have changed.
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But enough about me.
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Tell me about you.
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Are you pregnant?
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Damn it!
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So, yeah, they wormed it out of me.
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Well, Dad, for your information,
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Jackie wasn't the only one
who had an interview this week.
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Wow, don't I feel stupid,
running around telling everybody
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that Jackie was the only one
that had an interview this week.
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I was inspired the other day
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when Ronny called me a great coach.
260
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And then, for some reason,
downgraded me to "good."
261
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You're amazing, you're fantastic.
262
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What do you need?
263
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It's too late, Ronny.
264
00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:35,181
Anyway, I interviewed for
the varsity coaching job
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at St. Paul's High School.
266
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And I think it went pretty well.
267
00:10:38,285 --> 00:10:39,251
That's great. Congrats.
268
00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,319
Oh, Gerard, that's wonderful.
269
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,388
You're not gonna believe this, Gerard.
270
00:10:42,389 --> 00:10:43,722
The other day, when Ronny was
271
00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:45,524
belittling your coaching skills...
272
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Wildly distorted. Go on.
273
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,928
Well, I got inspired, too.
274
00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:50,863
And I also interviewed
for the St. Paul's job.
275
00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:52,097
What?
276
00:10:52,098 --> 00:10:53,399
- You gotta be kidding me!
- Nope.
277
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,567
Man, that's gonna be a tough call for them.
278
00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:56,969
We're exactly alike.
279
00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:58,270
(sighs)
280
00:10:58,271 --> 00:11:00,906
We're not exactly alike!
281
00:11:00,907 --> 00:11:03,575
You're gonna get it, Mr.
Boston Globe All-Star.
282
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,677
Two-time, actually.
283
00:11:05,678 --> 00:11:06,678
Yeah.
284
00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:07,746
You always get everything.
285
00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:09,314
Congratulations, Sean.
286
00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:10,782
Oh, you never know, Gerard.
287
00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,384
You're a great coach.
288
00:11:12,385 --> 00:11:14,152
Hear that, Ronny? I said "great."
289
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,355
Not "mediocre," or "crappy,"
or whatever you said.
290
00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:19,191
Leave Ronny alone.
291
00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:20,325
I don't know why he's bullying Gerard,
292
00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:21,393
but he and I
293
00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:23,762
are going to watch The Good Wife.
294
00:11:23,763 --> 00:11:25,631
Mom, I can't tonight. I'm busy.
295
00:11:25,632 --> 00:11:27,599
With what? It can't be basketball.
296
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,468
Your father said you
were basically useless.
297
00:11:29,469 --> 00:11:31,336
Remember when that
happened, we were so happy?
298
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:32,537
So come on.
299
00:11:32,538 --> 00:11:34,373
I'm really sorry.
300
00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:35,474
- I gotta go.
- Yes,
301
00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:37,442
you have to go right here!
302
00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:39,678
(continues patting couch)
303
00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:46,351
Are you okay, Ma?
304
00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:49,521
I'm as okay as I can be
in this Topsy-turvy world.
305
00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:52,624
Maybe we can watch your show with you.
306
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,392
Yeah, Ma, we'll all watch it together.
307
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,627
Well, that would be nice.
308
00:11:55,628 --> 00:11:57,128
I would appreciate that.
309
00:11:57,129 --> 00:11:58,196
All right.
310
00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,397
(music playing on TV)
311
00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:00,565
So which one is...
312
00:12:00,566 --> 00:12:02,500
Stop, you're wrecking it.
313
00:12:05,404 --> 00:12:06,604
Ha!
314
00:12:06,605 --> 00:12:08,873
That judge is really weird.
315
00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:11,443
On this show, every judge has a quirk.
316
00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:13,578
I like that. It's fun.
317
00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,882
It is fun.
318
00:12:17,883 --> 00:12:21,252
Gerard is currently doing
the best at watching the show.
319
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:22,587
JACKIE: You should've been a judge, Ma.
320
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,389
You would've been great at it.
321
00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,623
Sustained.
322
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,392
Jackie is now doing the
best at watching the show.
323
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,560
Really? Yes!
324
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:32,163
Don't blow this, Jackie.
325
00:12:32,164 --> 00:12:34,732
This regular TV, or Nescaf??
326
00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:36,301
(sighs)
327
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,669
Regular TV.
328
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:40,371
He means Netflix.
329
00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,106
Why'd he say "Nescaf?"?
330
00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:43,441
'Cause he's 100.
331
00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,144
Who's the older gal?
332
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:48,012
It's Christine Baranski.
333
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,548
Chrissy keeps it tight.
334
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:52,150
Baranski... what is that, Polish?
335
00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:53,784
Congrats, you are all now tied
336
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,586
for being the worst at watching the show.
337
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,755
I'm surprised the old gal got cheated on.
338
00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:59,824
If I was her husband,
I wouldn't cheat on her.
339
00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:02,159
I'd cheat with her.
340
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,661
She's not the one who got cheated on.
341
00:13:03,662 --> 00:13:05,429
Julianna Margulies got cheated on!
342
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,732
And... Oh, my God!
343
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,033
I got cheated on.
344
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,801
Marjorie, believe me, I would never...
345
00:13:10,802 --> 00:13:12,937
No, not you, Nescaf?.
346
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,906
I meant Ronny.
347
00:13:15,907 --> 00:13:16,941
He left here
348
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,109
mysteriously.
349
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,477
He hasn't wanted to watch with me
350
00:13:19,478 --> 00:13:20,478
for over a week.
351
00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:22,213
Ronny is watching The Good Wife
352
00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:23,214
with someone else.
353
00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,716
How could I have been such a fool?
354
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,818
I caught you
355
00:13:27,819 --> 00:13:29,720
watching The Good Wife with your...
356
00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:32,122
elderly lover?
357
00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:34,959
No, no, no.
358
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,860
He's not my...
359
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:36,961
Wait, how did you get in here?
360
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:38,229
With the key that you...
361
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,430
I have a key.
362
00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:42,066
Ronny, we're sorry!
363
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,901
We followed her here to
stop her from making a scene.
364
00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:45,135
And yet...
365
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,304
This is your date?
366
00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:48,339
Oh, Ronny.
367
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,507
We gotta build your self-esteem.
368
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:52,676
What's the deal?
369
00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:54,244
Is he rich? Good dancer?
370
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:55,245
No!
371
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:56,947
It's not... Maybe I should go.
372
00:13:56,948 --> 00:13:58,081
RONNY: Sorry, Joe.
373
00:13:58,082 --> 00:13:59,750
I'm still gonna pay you for the full hour.
374
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,084
You're paying him?!
375
00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:02,853
GERARD: Ronny,
376
00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:05,556
if you can't get with
some old guy for free...
377
00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,090
Okay, thank you!
378
00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,293
Thank you for that horrifying image!
379
00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:10,727
Sorry, Joe.
380
00:14:10,728 --> 00:14:13,030
- I horrify you?
- No.
381
00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:14,364
Look,
382
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:15,932
I was embarrassed to tell you guys,
383
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,635
but I've been paying Joe
to tutor me in basketball.
384
00:14:18,636 --> 00:14:19,569
So why were you watching
385
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:20,971
The Good Wife with him?
386
00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:22,339
We were watching game tapes.
387
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,608
Oh, so you weren't cheating on me.
388
00:14:24,609 --> 00:14:26,109
You were cheating on your father.
389
00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:28,178
Joe Sullivan?
390
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,146
Good to see you, Arthur.
391
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:30,947
Ah, been too long!
392
00:14:30,948 --> 00:14:33,049
You went to Joe for help?
393
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,551
He's a terrible coach.
394
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:35,986
I'm right here.
395
00:14:35,987 --> 00:14:37,354
Come on, Joe.
396
00:14:37,355 --> 00:14:38,989
You know you're terrible.
397
00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:40,924
Why don't you get out of here?
398
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,125
I'm going,
399
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:44,828
but I've done nothing wrong.
400
00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:47,230
And I think I'm beautiful.
401
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:53,303
You hired someone to teach you basketball?
402
00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:54,838
You got two brothers who coach.
403
00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,606
But you guys were mad that I got the job.
404
00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:59,008
Would you have helped me,
or tried to sabotage me?
405
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,210
Mm, the latter.
406
00:15:00,211 --> 00:15:01,311
Sabotage.
407
00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:02,645
And, Dad,
408
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:04,747
you made it pretty clear
that you weren't interested
409
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:06,349
in helping me learn this stuff.
410
00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:11,087
Look, Ronny, when you
agreed to coach with me,
411
00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,589
it was great.
412
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,824
But then I saw how hard you worked at it
413
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,726
and it reminded me of when you were a kid
414
00:15:16,727 --> 00:15:18,127
and you would
415
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:19,929
pretend to like sports.
416
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,465
And you would pretend to not be gay.
417
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:23,967
I didn't want to make you
418
00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:25,935
be someone that you're not.
419
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:29,539
You've done enough of that in your life.
420
00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:32,275
Wow.
421
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,010
That's really sweet.
422
00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:37,947
He surprises you, that little meatball.
423
00:15:39,716 --> 00:15:43,085
I appreciate you looking out for me.
424
00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:45,354
But the truth is, I really want to do this.
425
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:46,622
Really?
426
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:48,324
I kind of like it.
427
00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:50,159
And it's something that
we're doing together.
428
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,261
Let's face it, we don't do
a ton of things together.
429
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,830
Okay.
430
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:56,766
We gotta get you up to speed.
431
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,901
- Thanks, Dad.
- Yeah.
432
00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:00,703
On one condition.
433
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:04,073
You gotta watch The Good
Lady with your mother.
434
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:05,908
I can do that.
435
00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:07,643
- Really?
- Yeah.
436
00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:09,078
Sunday nights, you and me.
437
00:16:09,079 --> 00:16:11,413
Nnn... happy!
438
00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:15,050
Thanks, Ronny.
439
00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:17,953
I can never watch that show ever again.
440
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:18,921
It's okay, Dad.
441
00:16:18,922 --> 00:16:19,989
You don't have to anymore.
442
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:22,925
I thought it was a half hour.
443
00:16:22,926 --> 00:16:24,226
It's an hour, Ronny.
444
00:16:24,227 --> 00:16:25,594
An hour.
445
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:35,821
Gerard!
446
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,356
Get off your phone and
get your head in the game!
447
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:39,225
Wow. You sound like a coach.
448
00:16:39,926 --> 00:16:41,394
I said now, son!
449
00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:42,862
Okay, dial it back.
450
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,664
He's a grown man making a phone call.
451
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:48,734
Ronny.
452
00:16:48,735 --> 00:16:50,603
What's going on over here?
453
00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,972
I don't know.
454
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:54,039
You could investigate.
455
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,007
Like a detective?
456
00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:56,976
Sure. Or like a mom.
457
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,614
Um... what's up?
458
00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:03,148
Job stuff.
459
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:04,450
Oh, yeah. Still no luck?
460
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:05,584
- No.
- Yeah.
461
00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:07,086
I actually did get one offer today.
462
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,587
Although it wasn't for a job.
463
00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,923
I will raise that baby with you.
464
00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:11,857
Jared...
465
00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:14,226
I am ready to be a father.
466
00:17:14,227 --> 00:17:16,862
This should not be on camera.
467
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:18,464
I'm such a mess.
468
00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:20,099
I'll never be a real sportscaster.
469
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,034
Oh, now, don't say that.
470
00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:23,335
You know what, I think you're gonna get
471
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:24,470
your dream job someday.
472
00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:25,838
You do?
473
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:26,772
Why?
474
00:17:26,773 --> 00:17:29,208
- Huh? Why?
- Mmm.
475
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:31,009
Why?
476
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,111
Um, you're a hard worker.
477
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:34,746
And you're a very pretty girl,
478
00:17:34,747 --> 00:17:36,415
and so you'll look great on camera.
479
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,317
And you're really smart about sports.
480
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:41,386
Hey! You might actually
get that job someday.
481
00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,155
Thanks, Ma.
482
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:44,990
You're the best.
483
00:17:44,991 --> 00:17:46,258
I hope my baby feels about me
484
00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:47,292
the way I feel about you.
485
00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:48,927
I'm sure it will.
486
00:17:48,928 --> 00:17:50,529
But what if I don't love my baby
487
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,630
as much as it loves me?
488
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:53,865
Well, that can happen.
489
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:56,935
I got the job!
490
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,436
I'm the new head coach at St. Paul's!
491
00:17:58,437 --> 00:17:59,638
Wow.
492
00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:01,139
Rough timing.
493
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,408
- Attaboy!
- That's great!
494
00:18:03,409 --> 00:18:04,843
You all right?
495
00:18:04,844 --> 00:18:05,844
'Course.
496
00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,379
Congrats, buddy!
497
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,680
That's awesome. Let's have a toast!
498
00:18:08,681 --> 00:18:09,915
Do you have any champagne, Ma?
499
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,483
Oh, Sean, you know where
we keep the champagne.
500
00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:13,919
Next to the caviar, behind the diamonds.
501
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,820
You know, Gerard,
502
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:17,422
you're gonna get to choose an assistant.
503
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:19,524
Any ideas?
504
00:18:20,426 --> 00:18:21,493
Who?
505
00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:22,994
Ma?
506
00:18:22,995 --> 00:18:24,396
You looking to coach, Ma?
507
00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:25,397
No.
508
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:26,765
Your father means...
509
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,800
No.
510
00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:30,568
No way!
511
00:18:31,437 --> 00:18:32,670
He lives a block away from me.
512
00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:35,740
He substitute teaches at
the school where I teach.
513
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,908
This is my own thing!
514
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,076
Finally!
515
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:40,979
I'm a grown up!
516
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,880
And I want my own thing!
517
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:45,650
Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
518
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:48,052
but I found out that Sean withdrew his name
519
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:49,887
from consideration for that job.
520
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:51,856
And he put in a good word for you.
521
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:53,424
He did?
522
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,159
He said you deserved it.
523
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,461
(footsteps approaching)
524
00:18:56,462 --> 00:18:57,695
I couldn't find that champagne.
525
00:18:57,696 --> 00:18:58,930
But I found a light beer,
526
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,466
a peach wine cooler, and a Lunchable.
527
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,733
It says it's expired.
528
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,469
I say, not their call.
529
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,405
- Hey, Sean.
- Yeah, Gerard?
530
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,874
You, uh...
531
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,676
want to be my assistant coach?
532
00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:13,411
Oh, my God.
533
00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:14,612
Yeah!
534
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,814
I don't know what to say.
535
00:19:16,815 --> 00:19:19,450
From the bottom of my heart...
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Kee-bop-oo.
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Gahmoo-lee-kah.
(laughs)
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