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? Let's have some fun, yow! ?

[LAUGHTER]

This is exactly what I need!

A little music, a lot of drink,
and best of all?

I get to leave "the mayor" at the door.

It's just so great to blow off
some steam after work.

We should make this a tradition...

Tito's every Tuesday!

- Uh, yeah... yes... a new tradition.
- Yep.

Us at Tito's on Tuesdays,
starting tonight.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Tuesday nights at Tito's!

This is my favorite tradition.

- Starting right now, and never before.
- Hm?

[GASPS] Remember that first
time you were up on that stage?

You were so nervous.

I don't know why. It was
just me, T.K., and Jermaine.

And... And the... the bartenders.

- There was about two or three of them.
- There weren't no bartenders.

You had your first performance here?

- That's so cute!
- Uhh...

- Uh, "lit"?
- No...

- "Rad"?
- Whoa.

- "Dope"?
- No.

- "Gangsta."
- Hell no.

Attention, everyone. Val has
discovered Urban Dictionary.

Okay, all right.

This is a hip-hop temple.

Legends performed here
before they were legends.

- Mac Dre, Tupac...
- Yes. Whoo!

...even MC Hammer.

Ain't too legit to love him.
Hey! Hammer! [CHUCKLES]

Don't mind me. I'm just making
a VIP lounge for His Honor.

ALL: Titoooo!

Tito, I was just saying
how much your place means to me.

You let me find my voice here

and... let me work through a
very awkward ska phase.

Tito, I absolutely adore
your establishment.

Great!

Would you like to buy some chairs?

I'm sorry?

Or some stage lights or some beer taps?

It's all got to go.

Oh, like a remodel?

Well, if you're taking suggestions,

no more carpet in the greenroom.

That thing got stains on it
I don't need explained to me.

No, man. Costs are going up,
rents are going up.

Business is down.
I can't afford it anymore.

Got to close up shop.

- Tito!
- What?! No.

What kind of car did you come in?

I got a dance floor
you can take home real cheap.

This is so upsetting.

I mean, we came in an El Camino.

Do you think the dance floor
folds up, or...?

DINA: T.K.!

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?

I told you guys...

cocktail, water, cocktail, water,

jumping jacks, ibuprofen, sleep.

Never had a hangover in my life.

Why would you avoid a hangover?

It's, like, the one time

bacon cheeseburgers
are medically prescribed.

I still can't believe
it's over for Tito's.

And not because of the
undocumented kitchen staff.

I know.

I mean, there's just something
special about Tito's.

You know, it's like... home.

What? You've been there once.

Guys, we got to save Tito's.

We need to make Tito's
a bunch of money fast.

All right.

Fire up the idea factory.

What really rallies people?

The death of a beloved celebrity.

Why is that always your first thought?

Because statistically,
a celebrity dies every day.

- It's a problem.
- What?

Okay, that's the one to beat.

Riffin' off that...

what if we got living celebrities

to play a dope-ass
music festival at Tito's?

Genius.

AIDS, world hunger, tsunamis...

all cured by music festivals.

Okay, look, you can't cure tsunamis.

Not with that attitude, you can't.

But we need a headliner... someone huge.

Someone... extraordinary.

You wouldn't, perchance, be,
uh, talking about yourself?

- Me? No. N-Nah, nah, nah.
- Yeah.

No, you goin' crazy.
I did not describe me.

- I mean, maybe. You could do it.
- I could do it

Hey, if you really want me
to do it, I could...

Is that a "no"?

T-That's a "no."

Really? Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.

Well, good luck.

Courtney going off to war?

He won't make it.

No. Sheila just quit as choir director.

What?

She just eloped with her dentist,

and now she's converting to Judaism.

Typical Sheila.

We should steal that choir
director from Sacred Heart.

She almost tried out for "The Voice,"

but her car broke down.

I am going to do it.

You're gonna try out for "The Voice"?

Ooh, mama, Blake gon' spin
right around in his chair

when he hears you sing.

That man just lights up
every time a sister sings.

I'm going to be the new choir director.

And besides, I am an "Idol" girl.

I ain't singing to no chair backs.

That mess is rude.

I'm about to shake up this
little church choir, mm-hmm!

And I'm gonna do it all
for the big guy...

G to the O-D.

It's God, Krystal.
I'm talking about God.

Welcome back to
"Big Mornings with Big Mona"!

We are here
with Fort Grey's favorite son,

Mayor Courtney Rose!

Good morning, Fort Grey, Californ-I-A!

You know, I saw you
coming up in the club,

and not once did I ever think "Mayor."

Like, not even once.

- Like, yikes.
- [SLIDE WHISTLE BLOWS]

Uh, I've actually been listening
to you since I was in diapers.

[LAUGHTER]

Little cramped in here.

You guys want to wait behind the glass?

- Nah, we good, girl.
- Nah, I'm gonna stay right here.

We're gonna stay right here.
This is fancy.

I feel like I could hear you
better from right here.

I see you stayed true to
your crew after taking office.

- Mad respect.
- Thank you.

I picked out his hat.

Which I am now realizing
that no one can see.

Uh, Mayor Rose is wearing a red hat

with a tasteful gothic font.

[CLEARS THROAT] But, uh,
equally as important,

we are here today to discuss
the music festival

that Mayor Rose will be doing
to help save Tito's Ballroom.

Uh, yeah, uh, Tito's Ballroom
is a musical landmark.

It's like Fort Grey's Apollo.

There's no lucky tree stump,

but there is a wall of chewed gum

from every rapper that's come through.

- Mm-hmm.
- Sounds gross. Is gross.

Is cool.

Well, I tell you, I couldn't be luckier

to have Mayor Rose as a friend.

Without our connection,

my club's probably a Starbucks
by this time next week.

Yep, I mean, it pays to have
the mayor in your corner.

And this festival's gonna raise
enough cash to keep your lights on,

and the buzz is gonna bring
Tito's back into the spotlight.

I also need a new spotlight.

Hello! Ha ha! Ha.

Well, you heard it here, folks...

Mayor Rose personally vows
to save Tito's Ballroom.

- [APPLAUSE]
- Yes, ma'am.

Okay, now, let's dish.

Who killed Kennedy,
and what's in Area 51?

All right! We got the word out
with my signature Rose whimsy.

'Cause you know me...
either go big or...

ED: Go home.

I was just finishing your sentence.

Hey. Caught you on the radio.

Good segment.

Emotions really came through.

Oh, Ed Gunt listens to hip-hop radio?

Yeah, he seems like
a Kid Rock kind of guy.

I love Big Mona.

She turns jokes pretty good for a lady.

As a funnywoman myself,
I find that offensive.

I was particularly touched
when Tito said

that his club is getting
special attention

because he's friends with the mayor.

Yeah, you know, just giving back
to someone who gave to me.

It's called corruption, Mr. Manafort.

Corruption? Hey, come on.

I'm just trying to help out a friend.

Yeah, with taxpayer money.

You keep bankrolling
your self-serving pet projects,

and I'm gonna have to slap you
with a corruption charge.

Eeee...

"Titogate"!

Has a nice ring to it. [CHUCKLES]

Domo arigato, Mister... Corrupto.

Do you see this? Sheila put
"He'll Bring You Out"

after "Wait on the Lord."

You can wait all you want.
The Lord ain't coming to hear this mess.

- Yeah, Sheila's the best.
- Hello?

Are you still spiraling about Titogate?

Why is it so damn catchy?

And look at this. You haven't
even finished your pork chop.

And I know it don't need more
gravy, 'cause I cook pig right.

Gunt isn't anti-corruption.

- He's anti-me.
- Yeah, just like Sheila left me

with this flaming pile of dog crap.

Or maybe it's because
he doesn't like hip-hop.

I did see a Smash Mouth CD
in his office.

- Hip-hop?
- Mm-hmm.

What does hip-hop have to do with this?

The world didn't start with hip-hop.

I know, I know... "R&B."

And, you know, Tito's wasn't always

a music joint that served weak drinks.

I've seen that dude pour water
into empty vodka bottles

in front of the customers.

And I know he reuses ice!

- I think you had a point.
- Oh, right. Yeah.

Your granddad used to tell me
back in the 70's that

Tito's was, like, a gathering
place for Black Panthers.

Wait. Black Panthers, like...
the Black Panthers?

Like, power fists
and dope leather jackets?

Amongst other things.

Now, you know I told you
about the Panthers.

They organized
breakfast programs for kids

and community schools
that taught black pride.

All of this goodness organized
from places like Tito's.

- People should really know about this.
- Yes!

Saving Tito's is not just
important to your history...

it's important to history.

Wait. It is, isn't it?

Yeah, that's why I said it.

? I come from a little town
in Northern Califoolya ?

? That's why I lay down my medulla ?

? But all these squares like
to act like they don't know ?

? Like they don't know ?
? But it's that bass slap ?

? We been at it since way back ?

? Before I was even ankle-high
to a caterpillar toe ?

Damn it. He's been inspired.

History!

- Math!
- What?

Sorry. I thought we were
naming our weaknesses.

Algebra was a biotch! [CHUCKLES]

Guys, check this out.

Tito's Ballroom was actually

a meeting spot for Black Panthers.

I even asked Tito,
and he dug up some old photos.

Oh, my God.

Is that Huey P. Newton in the same spot

that I was sipping water in last night?

[CHUCKLES]

What? I know my Panthers.

I once did a paper on them for fun,

and my mom gave me an A-plus.

If Gunt's accusing me of trying to
save Tito's for personal reasons,

then we can save it
for a public reason...

preserving history!

Oh, look at you!

Fighting for the oppressed

like a junior Martin Luther King...

Junior.

Well, we could pressure the city council

into saving Tito's in an open hearing.

And stack it with public support!

Beat Gunt at his own game.

Naughty!

- Sorry. "Delicious."
- Mnh-mnh.

You know, it's one thing to mess
with kids who need music programs,

but damn it, not Tito's.

Y-Yeah, n-not exactly
how I would put it, but o-okay.

All right, everybody,
this is our new song list.

Let's get to it.
We got years of Sheila to undo.

Why are we practicing here?

Because it's easier.

It took me 20 minutes to park.

Please keep us posted on
your future parking adventures.

Since I'm soloing,

I should have a say
in some of these picks.

None of these songs fit my voice.

Uh-huh, which brings me
to my next point...

soloists.

But I've been the soloist
for five years.

My e-mail address is
hansoloist@yahoo.com.

You just joined.

Why do you get to call the shots?

'Cause this is my house.

That you made us come to.

You better watch your tone, Langston.

I can go 10 minutes without blinking.

Okay, look.

Since we're making changes, okay,

why don't we just open it up for real?

Okay, Krystal, what you got?

Let's do some top 40.

Okay, I think "Sauce It Up"
by Lil Uzi Vert

could be very spiritual
if it's sung right.

All we got to do is
change "sauce" to "Je-sauce."

Anybody else?

New robes... something that dazzles.

Gonna shut it right back down
and get to this here song.

So go on. Back it up. Back it up.

[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]

? When you are lost in the shadows ?

? You better... ?

? Call on the Lord ?

? Call on the... ?

- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Okay, you know what? You know what?

If I'm disappointed,

can you imagine how God feels?

Save Tito's, save history! All right.

Come to our meeting on Friday!

Is this a Black Panther meeting?

Are you a Black Panther?

What is happening to this country?

Hey, guys.

So, I've been getting
a lot of questions.

We're not Black Panthers, right?

No.

Hey, guys!

We are Black Panthers, right?

- No, we are not Black...
- No!

Put your fist down!

ED: You want to dance, Courtney?

Okay.

Let's dance.

It's an amazing festival
for an amazing cause,

and we would love to have you perform.

Perfect.

No. No, no, no.
We... We don't have Bono.

Yeah, he's more of a genocide guy.

[CHUCKLES] Whatever, whatev...

Hello?

"Do we have Bono?" "Yes."

Point is, brah... lie, lie, lie!

Guys. You've got to hear this.

It's probably a podcast.

Welcome back to
"Big Mornings with Big Mona"!

Today, I am here with
City Council President Ed Gunt.

What?!

Thanks for having me on, Mones.

And thanks for not revoking
my FCC license.

A real win-win.

So, B.M.... can I call you "B.M."?

Oh.

Uh, you know, Mayor Rose
wants to rob the city

of its valuable resources

to save some nightclub
because of its history?

[CHUCKLING] I mean,

I'm less interested
in dwelling in the past

and more interested
in Fort Grey's future!

He's terrible.

Yeah, well, he's a bastard,
but he's a savvy bastard.

- Yes.
- A naughty bastard.

- No.
- Sorry.

What I'm saying is, replacing Tito's

with... let's say... a Starbucks

would boost retail activity
in that area by about 50%.

And, boy, I'd love to dip my kringle

in a steaming-hot venti, am I right?

Hey, hey! You can't say
that kind of stuff on the air.

This is not a country-music station.

Oh.

No, a kringle is
a delicious Danish pastry

that my family eats
when we celebrate Krampus.

Val, what's Krampus?

[HUSHED] I don't know everything white.

- I mean...
- Which is a holiday from the old country.

- Mm.
- Anyway, if Mayor Rose

wants to help his friend...
underline... Tito,

then I guess we can say goodbye
to 50% growth.

See ya. Sorry, Fort Grey.

Don't buy that food just yet.

Wow. Big words from a tiny man.

[LAUGHTER, HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]

I'm 5'8", so...

He is such a liar!
All those numbers sound fake.

Yeah. He's definitely only 5'7".

Oh, come on! No-Nobody cares
about height anymore.

It's about sensuality.

Joie de vivre.

Okay.

Keep telling yourself that.

- [VOCALIZING]
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]

- Hey, girl.
- Hey.

Uh, just the... just the two of you?

Where are the rest?

They quit, Dina.

What?! Why?!

I was just hitting
my choir-director stride.

"Director" or "dictator"?

Bravo, Krystal. How long
you been sitting on that one?

Actually, I thought of it last year

for my nephew's gluten-free wife,

but it works even better right now.

Yeah, Dina, you're not exactly
a big taker of ideas

when you're in charge.

That's the point of being in charge.

My ideas are the best.

You know what? I don't need this.

I can be at home with Linda,
cooking a nice salmon.

[DOOR OPENS]

You know what? Forget him.

I'm gonna build my own choir
from the ground up.

I'm gonna mold them in my own likeness.

Come on, girl. Let's go to Applebee's.

Wait. That's another thing, Dina.

Why does it always
have to be Applebee's?

No one loves Applebee's!

[GROANS]

?

I love Applebee's.

Great to be back, Mona.

How about that phony Councilman Ed Gunt?

- I mean, am I right?
- Yeah!

[WHISPERING] Play the donkey sound.

- [DONKEY BRAYING]
- "Hee-haw!" Yep, that's him.

And we have a caller.
Marv from East River, go!

- Screw Councilman Gunt and his Starbucks!
- Love you, Marv!

What I'd really like
is one of them Lululemons.

You lost me, Marv. [CHUCKLES]

Listen up, Fort Grey.

I know most of you feel
the same way as me and Marv,

so let's pack the meeting
tonight at City Hall

and make Ed Gunt
hear our voices together!

- [APPLAUSE]
- And that's our time!

You know, you're a cutie.

I'm the same age as your mama,
but I'm not your mama.

COURTNEY: Esteemed council...

Ed.

As you can see,

the support for the legacy
of Tito's Ballroom

is stronger than ever.

But enough from me.

Let's hear from the people.

He is working that crowd.

Here come the chills.
Here come the chills.

Now, you, sir.

Please, tell the council
why you love Tito's.

- I don't love Tito's.
- [CROWD MURMURS]

Oh, well... why do you adore Tito's?

I am actually here
to remember Tito's Ballroom

for some of the riots
that started there.

Riots? No, no, no.
Those were rallies, sir.

Some of those rallies got violent.

People got hurt.

When I heard you talking
about it on the radio,

it brought back memories...

memories I don't think
we should be celebrating.

Ohh. Plot twist.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Oh, okay.

I see what's going on here.

Y-You're obviously a plant
here for Ed Gunt.

That jackass?

His car wash ruined my paint job!

[AMPLIFIED] Allegedly.

But if you ask me,

I think we should
tear down Tito's Ballroom.

Wha...

And I'm sure I'm not the only
one that feels that way.

[CROWD MURMURING]

[CHANTING] Tear it down.

Tear it down!

CROWD: [CHANTING] Tear it down!

No, sir, please. Please stop, sir! Pl...

Put your fists... No, sir, please

Tear it down!

Tear it down!

T.K.! [SNAPS FINGERS]

- What are you doing?
- [CHANTING FADES]

Do not underestimate
the power of groupthink.

I move that we strike down
the mayor's measure

to sponsor a festival
in order to save Tito's.

All in favor, say "yea."

- ALL: Yea.
- [GAVEL BANGS]

Measure voted down.

?

Can you believe that Krystal
sided with the quitter choir?

Called me a dictator.
I'm not a dictator!

I just believe in results.
The ends justify the means.

Mm. That's exactly
what a dictator would say.

- Oh!
- But when you're a leader...

Boy gets elected mayor one time.

When you're a leader, you got to
see things from the other side.

Consider opposing perspectives.

Ma, you are stabbing a waffle.

And you have no choir.

[FORK CLANKS]

You're right.

I guess if I was in my choir,
I'd bail, too.

Yeah, see, that's real leadership...

empathizing with those
who disagree with you.

Maybe it's something
I could stand to do, too.

Maybe I should just accept the fact

that not everyone feels the same
way about Tito's as I do.

Yeah, but they wrong as hell about that.

You need to make them feel
the way you feel.

Ma, that actually might be the key.

Well, obviously, a less sinister
version of that.

- What...
- Mwah! Thank you.

Oh, so now I'm sinister?!

I am sinister.

COURTNEY:
Guys, here's what I'm thinking.

I-I thought people
would want to come out

and save Tito's, and I was wrong.

But what if we show people
that they have their own Tito's?

Then they'll see why
they can't tear ours down.

I get it... It's like this field trip

we went on in school to this old barn

that figured big in the story
of the Latino farmworker.

I mean, it's not my story,
but it was inspiring.

Exactly. It's all about empathy...

- getting them to feel how we feel.
- Yeah.

Also, the tour guide
was one of those old women

whose hips were made for khakis.

Oh, I remember that barn.
It's a Jiffy Lube now.

See? That right there is just a tragedy.

Yeah, that sexy old lady's
probably dead now, too.

Guys, I have an idea. Follow me.

[INDISTINCT TALKING]

Hi. I'm so sorry. So sorry to interrupt.

- Oh, this guy.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

Now, Ed, you said something
on the radio yesterday

- that really interested me.
- Did I?

Yeah! Your kringle?

Like, w-what is that... Dutch?

It's Danish,

but this sort of information
is available on Google.

Does your generation Google things,

or do you just, uh,
assume you know everything?

That is right... Gunt is a Danish name.

Actually, it was "Guntenhildr,"

but I shortened it
for my political career.

You changed your name
to Gunt? On purpose?

- Yep.
- Yeah, it commands authority.

"Polk," "Taft," "Gunt." Mnh, mnh, mnh!

Anyways, that kringle sounded delicious.

And do you know there's only one place
around here where you can get one?

It's Windmill Bakery. It's off the 5.

It's great... Easy drive.

Take my kids there every Krampus.

So...

would you say that place holds
a special meaning for you?

Oh, no. You're doing something,
aren't you?

[CROWD MURMURING]

[INHALES SHARPLY] This is them.

These kringles are
from the Windmill Bakery,

built in 1902.

How hard it must've been
for your ancestors,

crossing the frontier
with that baby pink skin,

so easily sunburned.

We are a very pale people.
We die off quickly.

See? That's why I think
you take your kids there...

to remember the real immigrant
struggle of your ancestors.

Now, how would you feel

if the Windmill Bakery
ever got torn down?

I'd be... fine with it.

Okay, I mean, yeah, they do
sell pastries at Starbucks.

- They got this... Yeah, they do!
- They got the...

- ...every morning with my coffee, and...
- Mmm!

- ...warm it up...
- Don't you touch my Windmill!

I don't want to touch your Windmill, Ed.

Nor do I want to touch Tito's Ballroom

or the barn that Jermaine went to.

Um, I don't...

I don't think they know
the context for the barn.

- When I was 12 years old,
- Uh, not now, Jermaine.

there was an older woman named June...

Big hips. She passed away.

There's places like this
all over our city.

Like the building where
my League of Empowered Women

in Municipal Government meet.

It's also a bowling alley.

What do you say to the people

that brought up the riots at Tito's?

Well, I say that's exactly why
we need to preserve it.

History is not always pretty,
but those riots were born

out of the struggle for civil rights,

and we should never forget that.

And that's why I want to save all
of Fort Grey's symbols of struggle.

Because one thing's for certain...

we all know struggle.

Isn't that right...

[AMPLIFIED] Councilman Guntenhildr?

I do have to put on 80 sunblock...

[VOICE BREAKING]
just to get the morning paper.

He does know that black people
wear sunblock too, right?

COURTNEY: Welcome to
Tito's Ballroom Music Festival!

This is the first in a long line

of other places that will be protected

by the Fort Grey
Historical Monument Act!

- Let's go!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

That way, no matter what happens,

this building will always be here...

even if you burn through
everything we raise here tonight

- and, uh, go out of business.
- [LAUGHTER]

All right, let's get this show started!

Make some noise for one of my heroes...

Bay Area legend E-40!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Yo! [LAUGHS]

["CHOICES (YUP)" PLAYS]

It's great to be here for a great cause.

Thank you for hooking me up

with Fort Grey's hottest backup singers.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

These robes are stunning.

It was your great idea, Langston.

We are all gonna have
an equal voice in our choir.

- [RAPPING] ? Not a BB or a pellet gun ?
- ? Nope ?

- ? But a long-barrel bass drum ?
- ? Yep ?

? Everybody got choices ?

? I choose to get money,
I'm stuck to this bread ?

? Everybody got choices ?

? These... be hatin', I already
know, but I never go broke ?

? No, no, no ?

? I'm-a stay gettin' money,
yeah, yeah, yeah ?

Oh, what about the vintage
drive-in theater downtown?

My dad left me there once.

Why were you out of the car
at the drive-in?

Whose side are you on, man?

VAL: What are you guys doing?

Is a question I still
haven't learned not to ask.

Brainstorming future monuments
for Fort Grey.

Kmart?

Oh, yeah, uh...

T.K. kissed a mannequin there once.

Well, then, it would be a monument

if he kissed it and it came to life.

That's what I was hoping for, but, um...

none of them ever did.

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