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[Man's Voice]
To die...
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to sleep...
perchance to dream:
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ay, there's the rub.
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For in that sleep of death
what dreams may come...
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when we have shuffled off
this mortal coil...
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must give us pause.
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There's the respect
that makes calamity of so long life.
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For who would bear the whips
and scorns of time...
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the oppressors wrong,
the proud man's contumely...
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the pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
the insolence of office...
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and the spurns that patient merit
of the unworthy takes...
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when he himself
might his quietus make...
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with a bare bodkin?
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Who would fardels bear...
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to grunt and sweat
under a weary life...
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but that the dread of something
after death...
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- [Clipboard Clatters]
- the undiscovered country from whose bourne...
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no traveler takes.
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(music) (music) [Reggae]
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[Chittering]
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(music) (music) [Continues]
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(music) (music) [Ends]
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(music) (music) [Piano: Cocktail]
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Merci.
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[French]
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(music) [Jazz]
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Oh, there you are.
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What are you doing here?
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Checking out the digs.
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- Suh-weet.
- Hey, the bathroom's got a water fountain in it.
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- That's a bidet.
- Eh, tomato, tomah-to.
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Being the Dragon Lady
must pay big.
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What in the hell are you doing here?
How did you find me?
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Luckily, you've got that weird
obsession with anagrams.
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Some would call it a fetish.
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I created a little program that searches
all 15 letters of Yves Adele Harlow.
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We ran it through every database
we could think of...
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and voilà.
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One Sarah Lee Weyvold
turned up registered at this hotel.
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- Livin' large.
- Get out. Now.
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Uh-uh.
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First, explain this.
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- What is it?
- You tell us.
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[Frohike]
Look, don't play dumb, Yves.
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You sent us this e-mail. Admit it.
It's yet another one of your mind games.
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You hit us up with that mysterioso bit
to get us on the case.
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Then we do all the dirty work for you.
It happens every time.
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- Only this time...
- [Door Opens]
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Excusez-moi.
It's my fault.
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Who's the frog?
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You morons.
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- What are you doing?
- Leaving. I suggest you do the same.
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For God's sake, Yves.
Did you consider the elevator?
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Three men are
riding up it right now.
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When they get here,
they're going to kill...
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everyone present, thanks to the way
you've mucked things up.
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Do... we believe her?
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What do we do now?
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Grab every sheet and towel
you can find. Hurry.
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Hey.
[French]
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[Both Yelling]
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[Yves]
I hope you're happy.
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Do I look happy?
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If I were to describe
for you...
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the breadth and scope
of the scam you blew for me tonight...
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the millions
you two cost me...
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your little pea brains would
spin inside their skulls.
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- Huh. Wow.
- Who the hell were those guys, anyway?
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I'm asking
the questions now.
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What was so important
that you had to interrupt me at my work?
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Did you...
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or did you not send us this?
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For the tenth time,
what is it?
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You seriously don't know?
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Our mistake.
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- Never mind.
- Frohike...
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I'll be flossing chunks of your scalp
from my teeth...
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if you don't tell me right this second
what it is you're on about.
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Um...
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It's an e-mail we received.
It came as a text and audio file.
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Play her the audio.
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[Male, British Accent]
Gentlemen, I'm in desperate need of help.
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I'm familiar with the work you do
defending democracy in all its forms.
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Therefore, I beg you
to consider my situation.
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I am, for lack
of a better word, a slave.
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I am being held captive by a cadre
of government scientists...
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who work for
the Department of Defense.
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They subject me to a daily
regimen ofhumiliating tests...
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which rob me of my dignity.
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And I am not alone.
There are many others just like me.
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We are victims
of experimentation...
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meant to alter the structure
of our brains.
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Don't allow me to die in this
hateful and immoral captivity.
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Please help me to escape.
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So, what do you think?
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I think
that's Edward Woodward.
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Edward Woodward,
the actor?
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He played The Equalizer
on TV.
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The guy from The Equalizer
is being held by government scientists?
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No. I think perhaps somebody's
having a bit of fun with you.
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This Equalizer guy...
Why is he messing with our heads?
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Jimmy, I don't think
it's really Edward Woodward.
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Someone must've sampled his voice
and constructed this message word for word.
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- It's a pretty neat bit of programming.
- So, what?
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The whole thing's
a big joke?
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In the text attachment, he says the scientists
call him by a slave name...
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- Peanuts.
- "Peanuts."
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- Peanuts.
- "Peanuts."
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He asks us to bring a pair ofbolt cutters
and meet him at 1: 00 on Friday afternoon.
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He'll be behind the fence at the western end
of the Boulle Behavioral Laboratory...
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in Richmond, Massachusetts.
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I back-traced the e-mail.
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It did originate from the Boulle Laboratory,
whatever that is.
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But when I tried to crack into the server,
hit a D.O.D. firewall.
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- Heavy military security.
- I think it merits a trip to western Massachusetts.
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On the off chance it's true, it'd be
a huge scoop for the Lone Gunman.
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Yeah.
I say we do it.
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I'm coming with you.
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You owe me... big time.
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Dr. Hasslip.
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Dr. Hasslip.
That's me.
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Hasslip. Now let's
spell your names.
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We'll start with Peanuts.
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P-E-A...
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N- U...
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T- S.
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Peanuts.
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That's your name.
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[Sighs] Peanuts, I think you know
more than you're letting on.
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Dr. Hasslip?
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May I have
a word with you, sir?
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Wait a minute.
What exactly are you accusing me of?
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Sir, I'm not accusing you of anything.
I'm informing you...
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that an unauthorized e-mail was sent from
this facility and that your password was used.
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At the time it was sent,
you were in my presence in the lunchroom...
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- so I assume it wasn't you.
- No. No, it wasn't.
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- Where was it sent from?
- We can't determine that.
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I'd appreciate you keeping
your eyes and ears open.
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So, where did we leave off?
I th...
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Three minutes to 1:00.
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Something's happening.
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You figure
that guy's Peanuts?
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If so, they got him dressed
like a waiter from T.G.I. Friday's.
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- What in the hell?
- What's with the monkeys? Where's all the slaves?
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- [Frohike] We've been had.
- [Byers] Maybe.
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Though these primates could be part
of some larger research program.
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[Langly]
Uh, I seriously doubt it. Let's just go home.
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- Let me see those, would you?
- Yeah. You might have family here.
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Guys, I think that's Peanuts.
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Jimmy, it's a chimp.
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I know. But look.
He's looking right at us.
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He looks like he's
looking right at us.
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H-He just waved to us.
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Look! He did it again!
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You're not saying a chimpanzee
e-mailed us, are you, Jimmy?
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He said
they named him Peanuts.
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If I had a monkey,
I'd name him Peanuts.
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Or maybe Admiral Peanuts.
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If what I'm saying is so stupid,
how come Yves isn't laughing?
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You believe me, don't you?
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- What are you doing?
- What I came here to do.
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Jimmy!
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Jimmy, get back here!
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Shh.
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Peanuts.
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Peanuts.
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Come on.
[Grunts]
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- [People Shouting]
- [Whistle Blowing]
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Oh, crap!
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Halt! Halt!
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License plate.
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Damn it! Damn it! We never leave
a man behind. Not even Jimmy.
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Guys?
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[Siren Wailing]
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They're gone,
for the moment.
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What a fiasco. How are we ever gonna
spring Jimmy when we're holed up in here?
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Guys, what if...
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the big dope is right?
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What if this is some kind of
government-bred super-intelligent chimp?
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- Frohike.
- Oh, seriously.
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How did he know
to stow away in our van?
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Feel free to call me
an idiot, Yves.
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You're an idiot, Frohike.
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Uh-huh.
It's likeJimmy said.
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Yves knows it's true.
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I bet she knew
from the start...
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as soon as she heard the name
Boulle Behavioral Lab.
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That explains why she wanted
to come along on this. Right?
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That explains why she wanted
to come along on this. Right?
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So ask him.
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- Ask who?
- Ask the chimpanzee.
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Why talk to me
when you can talk to him?
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Peanuts, man, ¿qué pasa?
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He may not know Spanish.
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Peanuts.
That's your name, right?
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Tell us a little
about yourself.
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How did you get
to be so... smart?
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Talk to us.
Say something.
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Ah, he's dissing us.
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Talk to me, you stupid monkey.
You wanted us here.
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Jimmy's locked up
because of you.
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That's it. I'm selling him
to the circus.
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Jimmy too,
if we ever get him loose.
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Certainly, Jimmy's what we need
to be concentrating on.
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God only knows what he's telling
those M.P. s right now.
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00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:28,686
What I did, I did in the name
of the Monkey Liberation Army!
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Freedom to our...
furry brothers!
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The Monkey
Liberation Army?
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00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:38,663
Yeah.
The M.L.A., we call it.
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Anywhere there's a monkey
being abused or mistreated...
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or just, y-you know,
whatever...
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Be they chimps
or gorillas...
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or the ones with the...
weird noses...
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and the shiny red butts,
we'll be there!
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Who's "we"?
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Uh,
"we," as in "me."
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Just me.
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Right now it's a one-man,
grassroots kind of thing.
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But I fully expect
a groundswell of support...
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from the entire nation once they
get wind of what's going on here.
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How would you know
what's going on here?
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Sergeant,
release him to me.
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Think you can crack
their computer?
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Should at least be able to run down
the contractor who built the lab...
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maybe pull up
a floor plan.
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Hey.
Hey, stop it.
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Give me that!
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Reason with him, Frohike.
Try to reach a meeting of minds.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.
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I don't know what
they're doing at that lab.
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Maybe they're breeding monkeys
that are stupider than usual.
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- [Beeping]
- All right. That's it, bud. Party time's over.
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Right there.
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Hey.
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That little bastard
took my keys.
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00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:40,392
Perhaps the battery
came unhooked.
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Peanuts, I presume.
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Think you're pretty cute,
don't you, little guy?
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All right.
240
00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:05,183
Time for a meeting of the minds.
Talk, you thief.
241
00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:08,777
- Say something.
- Please, Peanuts.
242
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:11,584
- Speak.
- [Yves] He can't.
243
00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:14,956
He's a chimpanzee. He doesn't have
the vocal cords of speech.
244
00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:17,325
Haven't you
figured that out yet?
245
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:20,399
So what can he do?
Besides grand-theft auto.
246
00:21:35,014 --> 00:21:39,110
- It's gibberish.
- No, it's not. It's Linux.
247
00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:42,677
He's downloading some
sort of voice synth program.
248
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:45,451
Wow.
Way to go, Peanuts.
249
00:21:45,558 --> 00:21:49,790
[Computer: British Accent] Please stop
addressing me by my slave name.
250
00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:54,298
How do you prefer
we address you?
251
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,665
By the name
I have given myself...
252
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:01,001
Simon White-Thatch Potentloins.
253
00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:04,076
Um, Simon...
254
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:07,237
- it was you that sent us that e-mail?
- [Chittering]
255
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:10,578
Then why did you run
from Jimmy, our associate?
256
00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:15,677
I meant no offense,
but I found him rather frightening.
257
00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:17,881
Yeah? Well, then why are you
playing dumb with us?
258
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:21,757
Yeah, why'd you try to bail on us?
We're here to help you.
259
00:22:21,861 --> 00:22:24,455
I don't appreciate
your intention...
260
00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:26,623
to sell me to a circus!
261
00:22:28,668 --> 00:22:30,533
It... It was a joke.
262
00:22:30,637 --> 00:22:33,606
You haven't shown that you're any different
than my previous captors.
263
00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:37,142
Please, I just want
to be left alone.
264
00:22:43,383 --> 00:22:45,476
All right.
265
00:22:45,585 --> 00:22:47,951
Spill it.
266
00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:50,147
I'd heard whispers
of this for years.
267
00:22:50,256 --> 00:22:53,987
The military wants a perfect
undercover operative.
268
00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:57,221
- An intelligent chimp?
- A chimp is the first step, I would imagine.
269
00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:02,063
A good starting point, as it's the closest
relative to man, genetically speaking.
270
00:23:02,168 --> 00:23:04,136
[Byers]
They want intelligent animals.
271
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:07,104
If they could breed a dog
or a cat or a bird...
272
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:10,266
as smart as a human,
imagine what spies they would be.
273
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,344
Total access.
No one would suspect them!
274
00:23:12,445 --> 00:23:15,039
Not simply spies.
275
00:23:15,148 --> 00:23:19,551
Imagine if Nikita Khrushchev's house cat
was to run about his ankles...
276
00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:22,382
just as he was descending the stairs
for a midnight snack.
277
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,979
My God.
278
00:23:25,091 --> 00:23:27,525
No one would even know
it was murder. It's brilliant.
279
00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:30,221
Except for
one small detail.
280
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:33,731
You can create an intelligent animal,
but you can't be assured of his politics.
281
00:23:39,906 --> 00:23:42,170
I'm not sure what you've heard
about us, Jimmy.
282
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:46,609
But as you can see, these animals
are not abused or mistreated.
283
00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:49,204
They're rarely in cages.
They're well fed...
284
00:23:49,315 --> 00:23:51,510
treated with compassion.
285
00:23:53,019 --> 00:23:55,613
Maybe. But it's not like
they asked to be here.
286
00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,082
That's Zuzu.
She wants to groom you.
287
00:24:00,193 --> 00:24:03,594
How's that Denerex
workin' for me?
288
00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:05,630
Zuzu's not
accustomed to males.
289
00:24:05,732 --> 00:24:08,200
Well, why is that?
290
00:24:08,301 --> 00:24:10,201
We don't mix the sexes.
291
00:24:10,303 --> 00:24:12,362
The chimps would find it
distracting.
292
00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:15,441
See, I think that's sad.
293
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,135
You separate 'em.
You give 'em slave names.
294
00:24:18,244 --> 00:24:21,111
Slave names?
295
00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:25,116
Yeah.
Zuzu, Peanuts.
296
00:24:25,251 --> 00:24:27,719
How could you possibly
know his name?
297
00:24:29,722 --> 00:24:32,054
Uh, whose name?
298
00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:34,422
My missing chimpanzee.
299
00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:39,557
He contacted you, didn't he?
He e-mailed you.
300
00:24:39,665 --> 00:24:43,101
Wow. That would be
some trick, huh?
301
00:24:43,202 --> 00:24:45,170
Seeing as how
I don't have e-mail.
302
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,635
My God, I was right about him.
I was right all along.
303
00:24:53,146 --> 00:24:55,512
You are going to bring
Peanuts back to me.
304
00:24:55,615 --> 00:24:58,584
You are going to bring him back.
And you are going to do it...
305
00:24:58,684 --> 00:25:01,517
not out of fear
of prison or prosecution...
306
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,146
but because it is
the right thing.
307
00:25:04,257 --> 00:25:08,159
- How's that?
- He's too important to science.
308
00:25:08,261 --> 00:25:11,287
And he's too important
to America.
309
00:25:11,397 --> 00:25:14,560
You love your country, Jimmy?
310
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:17,261
Well, yeah.
Of course I do.
311
00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:21,704
Then imagine how disastrous it would be
for a hostile power to get ahold of Peanuts.
312
00:25:21,808 --> 00:25:26,336
To take possession of this huge breakthrough
in genetic engineering that he embodies.
313
00:25:26,446 --> 00:25:28,414
You follow?
314
00:25:33,786 --> 00:25:38,382
Let's say our president receives
a little dog as a gift...
315
00:25:38,491 --> 00:25:42,359
a dog with an I.Q. higher than yours
who could spy...
316
00:25:42,462 --> 00:25:45,625
on national security meetings.
317
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:48,666
A little talking dog.
318
00:25:48,768 --> 00:25:51,601
Like the one that
sells the tacos.
319
00:25:51,704 --> 00:25:53,865
Those ingenious
Mexicans.
320
00:25:53,973 --> 00:25:59,138
D... Uh... You do understand me,
don't you, Jimmy?
321
00:25:59,245 --> 00:26:02,339
You do see
how important this is?
322
00:26:04,717 --> 00:26:06,742
[Byers] Certainly you can see
how important this is.
323
00:26:06,853 --> 00:26:11,153
- People need to know about you.
- Why?
324
00:26:11,257 --> 00:26:14,090
Because Americans deserve to know
what their government is up to.
325
00:26:18,131 --> 00:26:20,292
That's true. He's British.
326
00:26:20,399 --> 00:26:22,765
I'm not British.
327
00:26:22,869 --> 00:26:25,861
I simply prefer the voice.
328
00:26:25,972 --> 00:26:28,372
I'm not human.
329
00:26:28,474 --> 00:26:30,533
I don't aspire to be.
Why should I care about your affairs?
330
00:26:30,643 --> 00:26:32,668
You creatures certainly
don't care about mine.
331
00:26:35,414 --> 00:26:38,542
We freed you.
You owe us.
332
00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:42,109
What if, in my place,
I gave you something better?
333
00:26:42,221 --> 00:26:44,951
What could be better
than a super-intelligent chimp?
334
00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:47,252
Another
super-intelligent chimp.
335
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:51,729
One who's already in the field,
operating as a trained assassin.
336
00:26:51,831 --> 00:26:55,790
- No way!
- In cold war weapons research...
337
00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:58,370
the Soviets matched
the U.S. dollar for dollar.
338
00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:01,702
You're saying there's a Russian chimp
as smart as you are.
339
00:27:01,807 --> 00:27:04,435
And he's a murderer?
340
00:27:06,345 --> 00:27:10,748
He's a free agent now.
He works for the highest bidder.
341
00:27:10,850 --> 00:27:12,943
And I happen to know
he'll kill again tomorrow.
342
00:27:13,052 --> 00:27:16,249
It will take place
in Washington, D.C.
343
00:27:16,355 --> 00:27:19,324
Apolitical assassination.
344
00:27:19,425 --> 00:27:22,758
His name is Bobo.
345
00:27:22,862 --> 00:27:26,923
He knows no mercy.
346
00:27:35,641 --> 00:27:38,474
This is the guy?
The French minister of state?
347
00:27:38,578 --> 00:27:41,103
He's the intended victim.
348
00:27:41,214 --> 00:27:44,240
High-level trade talks are being held
in Washington this week.
349
00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:46,841
Certain parties wish to
influence the outcome...
350
00:27:46,953 --> 00:27:48,978
and aren't above
using murder to do it.
351
00:27:49,088 --> 00:27:51,955
This chimpanzee, Bobo...
352
00:27:52,058 --> 00:27:54,754
How will he get close enough
to this man to assassinate him?
353
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:59,763
The minister and his family plan a visit
tomorrow to the National Zoo.
354
00:27:59,865 --> 00:28:03,926
Guess who'll be waiting for them
in the primate section?
355
00:28:05,805 --> 00:28:08,000
- There's no point in calling the cops.
- Yeah.
356
00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:10,439
What are we gonna tell 'em?
There's a killer chimp on the loose?
357
00:28:10,543 --> 00:28:13,103
We'll have to
stop him ourselves.
358
00:28:13,212 --> 00:28:17,376
We can't forget aboutJimmy. How close
are you to cracking the lab's computer?
359
00:28:17,483 --> 00:28:19,508
Getting there.
It's a tough one.
360
00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:22,019
You should keep working.
361
00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:24,021
Oh! Peanuts.
362
00:28:24,123 --> 00:28:25,715
- [Chittering]
- Uh, sorry.
363
00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:29,192
Simon. You obviously know
the lab's computer system.
364
00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:31,286
Would you mind helping
Langly access it?
365
00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:34,265
[Scoffs]
Okay.
366
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:38,098
I know he can type and everything,
but come on. This makes me look bad.
367
00:28:38,204 --> 00:28:40,934
You two stay put
until we get back.
368
00:28:44,243 --> 00:28:46,973
[Chittering]
369
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:56,185
[Sighs]
So, let me ask you something.
370
00:28:56,289 --> 00:28:58,587
How did you know
to contact us?
371
00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:01,159
I saw your publication,
the Lone Gunman.
372
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:03,660
They have it at the lab?
373
00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:07,426
I came upon it when it was
lining the bottom of my cage.
374
00:29:09,035 --> 00:29:13,131
Anyway, looks like it's just
gonna be you and me for a while.
375
00:29:13,239 --> 00:29:15,173
And I got a lot
of work to do, so, um...
376
00:29:17,176 --> 00:29:19,610
Hey, I know.
377
00:29:19,712 --> 00:29:24,012
Why don't I build you a tire swing.
You'd like that, huh?
378
00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:36,257
Jimmy, have you
thought it over?
379
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:44,133
Going to tell me who your friends are
and where I can find them?
380
00:29:44,236 --> 00:29:46,602
Are you going to do the right thing
for your country?
381
00:29:46,706 --> 00:29:49,539
I guess not, sir.
382
00:29:49,642 --> 00:29:52,133
Sorry.
383
00:29:52,244 --> 00:29:54,678
I gotta figure if Peanuts
doesn't want to be here...
384
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,771
that's his call.
385
00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,613
Sir, we just
received an e-mail.
386
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,053
- It's a ransom demand for the animal.
- Ransom demand?
387
00:30:04,156 --> 00:30:07,216
We were able to trace their cell signal.
We know where they are.
388
00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:57,708
Sir!
389
00:31:12,892 --> 00:31:15,224
[Coughing]
390
00:31:15,327 --> 00:31:18,626
As God is my witness,
I'm gonna kill that damn chimp.
391
00:31:45,157 --> 00:31:47,489
[French]
392
00:31:50,963 --> 00:31:53,488
[French]
393
00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:55,897
The minister's stopped for
an impromptu press conference...
394
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,596
but he's still headed towards
the primate habitat and Bobo.
395
00:31:59,705 --> 00:32:02,731
We don't have much time.
You reading me?
396
00:32:05,644 --> 00:32:09,011
We're reading you, Byers.
We're inside.
397
00:32:09,114 --> 00:32:11,947
Byers, how does it look
out front?
398
00:32:12,051 --> 00:32:14,212
I don't see
any chimps out here.
399
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,413
Bobo must be
inside with you.
400
00:32:21,093 --> 00:32:23,721
Remember,
he's a trained killer.
401
00:32:32,638 --> 00:32:35,129
There he is.
402
00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:54,889
Stop!
403
00:32:54,994 --> 00:32:56,655
What the hell is it?
404
00:32:56,762 --> 00:32:59,560
I think that's a female.
405
00:32:59,665 --> 00:33:02,566
- Bobo is a female?
- No.
406
00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:05,068
Say hello to Lady Bonkers.
407
00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:09,834
She's a recent zoo acquisition
donated by The Boulle Behavioral lab.
408
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,910
What the hell's going on here?
409
00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:22,181
It says here there's two chimps
in this habitat... this female and a male.
410
00:33:22,288 --> 00:33:25,382
They're giving them some privacy,
so they'll breed.
411
00:33:25,491 --> 00:33:27,356
The male is Bobo.
412
00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:29,518
- So where is he?
- Frohike!
413
00:33:30,462 --> 00:33:32,191
[Screeches]
414
00:33:37,903 --> 00:33:40,701
[Whispering]
Frohike! Frohike!
415
00:33:40,806 --> 00:33:42,774
Frohike!
416
00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:44,866
[Screeching]
417
00:33:44,977 --> 00:33:48,674
Yves, what's going on in there?
Do you copy, Yves?
418
00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:52,012
I've got it
under control, Byers.
419
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:55,518
Yves? Yves?
420
00:33:55,621 --> 00:33:58,419
[Byers]
The trade minister is almost here.
421
00:33:58,524 --> 00:34:00,822
All right, comrade.
422
00:34:00,926 --> 00:34:02,860
Let's dance.
423
00:34:12,905 --> 00:34:15,806
What happened?
Did you get Bobo?
424
00:34:15,908 --> 00:34:20,242
I've got him.
It's quite a picture.
425
00:34:20,346 --> 00:34:22,644
I'll meet you
at the rear gate.
426
00:34:25,985 --> 00:34:29,648
Here comes our trade minister.
Perfect timing, Yves.
427
00:34:34,994 --> 00:34:38,828
Yves? Are you sure
you have the right chimp?
428
00:34:40,265 --> 00:34:43,098
- Yes. Why do you ask?
- Maybe it's not Bobo.
429
00:34:45,037 --> 00:34:47,267
Maybe that's not a banana.
430
00:34:51,777 --> 00:34:54,439
Run!
431
00:34:58,884 --> 00:35:00,351
Wait.
He's a killer.
432
00:35:01,353 --> 00:35:04,288
[Blows Landing]
433
00:35:11,463 --> 00:35:13,954
[Snoring]
434
00:35:17,536 --> 00:35:19,527
Son of a...
435
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,540
I see you're awake.
436
00:35:23,642 --> 00:35:27,100
Don't just stand there. Grab a hammer
and help me kill this monster.
437
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:31,478
- Relax, Frohike.
- Relax? This is Bobo. He's a trained assassin.
438
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,483
You're right.
This is Bobo.
439
00:35:33,585 --> 00:35:37,316
- And Bobo, God bless him,
is dumber than a bag of rocks. - What are you talking about?
440
00:35:37,423 --> 00:35:41,189
I'm saying
we got scammed royally.
441
00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:44,285
Peanuts told us a wild tale,
and we fell for it, hook, line and sinker.
442
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:48,900
Bobo is not an assassin?
443
00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:51,561
What about the plot to murder
the French trade minister?
444
00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:54,662
There was no plot.
The man was never in danger.
445
00:35:56,875 --> 00:36:00,743
- Where's Byers?
- In federal custody, along with Langly and Jimmy.
446
00:36:00,846 --> 00:36:03,940
Langly too?
Good Lord.
447
00:36:04,049 --> 00:36:08,349
- And Peanuts has disappeared.
- Well, what kind of scam is that?
448
00:36:08,454 --> 00:36:11,514
- I mean, what's the point of it all?
- I can't figure it out.
449
00:36:11,623 --> 00:36:15,354
I only know he played us beautifully
right from the start.
450
00:36:15,461 --> 00:36:17,986
Even when he pretended
to try and steal your van.
451
00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:20,190
He didn't plan
on going anywhere.
452
00:36:20,299 --> 00:36:22,893
His feet couldn't
touch the pedals.
453
00:36:23,001 --> 00:36:26,334
It was all about
sucking us in.
454
00:36:26,438 --> 00:36:29,305
Maybe he just wanted
to make monkeys of us all.
455
00:36:31,176 --> 00:36:33,167
So what do we do now?
456
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,439
I imagine the army would be
interested in a trade.
457
00:36:35,547 --> 00:36:37,447
Jimmy, Langly, and Byers
for Peanuts.
458
00:36:37,549 --> 00:36:40,382
Except we don't have Peanuts.
And we don't know where he is.
459
00:36:40,486 --> 00:36:42,613
They don't know that.
460
00:37:16,021 --> 00:37:18,046
Where's my chimpanzee?
461
00:37:20,359 --> 00:37:22,759
You guys cool?
462
00:37:41,046 --> 00:37:43,173
You're really gonna
give him back?
463
00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:57,793
Peanuts, remember me?
464
00:37:57,896 --> 00:37:59,864
Dr. "Asslips"?
465
00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:20,146
So, then,
you got your chimp.
466
00:38:20,252 --> 00:38:21,947
Everybody's happy.
467
00:38:22,054 --> 00:38:24,386
We'll just take
our associates and go.
468
00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:31,288
Nice try.
469
00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:36,391
Dr. Hasslip,
don't do this.
470
00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:38,469
I don't want to do this, Jimmy.
471
00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,561
I could care less about
prosecuting you five.
472
00:38:40,672 --> 00:38:44,972
But I'll see you locked away forever
unless I get my animal back.
473
00:38:48,513 --> 00:38:50,913
What's it gonna be?
474
00:38:51,016 --> 00:38:53,985
Sorry.
475
00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:01,190
I'm sorry, too, guys.
476
00:39:03,262 --> 00:39:06,197
I can tell you
where Peanuts is.
477
00:39:06,298 --> 00:39:08,425
He's at the National Zoo.
478
00:39:08,533 --> 00:39:11,195
Byers figured it out,
and he told me.
479
00:39:11,303 --> 00:39:14,204
- Jimmy, stop!
- Yeah, man. Shut up!
480
00:39:14,306 --> 00:39:17,173
See, Peanuts is the chimp
that Byers thought was Bobo.
481
00:39:17,276 --> 00:39:21,007
He's the one that tricked Byers
into getting arrested.
482
00:39:22,814 --> 00:39:26,181
We figure he did it on purpose,
and he must still be at the zoo.
483
00:39:29,054 --> 00:39:30,954
[Byers]
You're betraying Peanuts, Jimmy.
484
00:39:31,056 --> 00:39:33,024
Why on earth
are you doing this?
485
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:39,362
Because he knows
it's the right thing.
486
00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:49,073
[Chittering]
487
00:39:49,174 --> 00:39:52,075
Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
488
00:39:52,177 --> 00:39:55,010
What happened
to his white tuft?
489
00:39:55,113 --> 00:39:59,641
I figured he dyed it so he could
take the place of Bobo here.
490
00:40:01,853 --> 00:40:03,912
Utterly amazing.
491
00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:07,750
Out of the cage, Bobo.
492
00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:16,234
Peanuts.
493
00:40:23,308 --> 00:40:26,334
Sir?
What about them?
494
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,848
If they ever again set foot
on lab property, you may shoot them...
495
00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:34,783
with my hearty
encouragement.
496
00:40:34,886 --> 00:40:36,854
Otherwise,
they're free to go.
497
00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:52,626
You are so fired.
498
00:40:52,738 --> 00:40:55,263
You big jerk!
You're sending Peanuts up the river?
499
00:40:55,374 --> 00:40:57,934
If my hands weren't full,
I'd kick your butt!
500
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:02,136
Uh, that's a figure
of speech.
501
00:41:02,247 --> 00:41:04,272
I got asthma.
502
00:41:12,324 --> 00:41:14,554
Jimmy,
what are you doing?
503
00:41:14,659 --> 00:41:16,820
You're kidding, right?
504
00:41:16,928 --> 00:41:22,127
You're not kidding?
You guys weren't just playing along?
505
00:41:22,234 --> 00:41:25,169
- Playing along? What are you talking about?
- Isn't it obvious?
506
00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:27,295
This is Peanuts.
507
00:41:27,406 --> 00:41:30,307
Or Simon,
as Byers tells me.
508
00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:33,003
- [Chittering]
- I'm sorry.
509
00:41:33,111 --> 00:41:38,048
Come on. It had to have been obvious
from the moment you laid eyes on him.
510
00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:42,652
I only saw him
one time and I knew.
511
00:41:42,754 --> 00:41:45,416
Hey, nice tackle, man.
512
00:41:45,524 --> 00:41:49,016
Jimmy, back when you were playing football,
did you wear a helmet?
513
00:41:55,634 --> 00:41:58,694
[British Accent]
514
00:42:01,373 --> 00:42:05,400
Bravo, Jimmy.
You've bested me at my own game.
515
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:08,445
I'm heartened that there's one
amongst you whose intelligence...
516
00:42:08,547 --> 00:42:10,105
I can truly respect.
517
00:42:10,215 --> 00:42:14,345
That means the army
just took Bobo.
518
00:42:14,453 --> 00:42:16,353
I couldn't
believe it myself.
519
00:42:16,455 --> 00:42:18,889
He and Simon look
completely different.
520
00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:22,619
This was your plan
from the start...
521
00:42:22,727 --> 00:42:26,026
for the army to deliver you here
themselves.
522
00:42:26,131 --> 00:42:28,292
By convincing them
you're not who you are...
523
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,630
you ensure that they'll
never bother you again.
524
00:42:30,735 --> 00:42:34,296
Only, how could you know Jimmy
would recognize you and play along?
525
00:42:34,406 --> 00:42:37,898
I didn't. Frankly,
I expected one of you...
526
00:42:38,009 --> 00:42:40,375
to confess to Hasslip
in order to avoid prosecution.
527
00:42:40,479 --> 00:42:44,040
I apologize for misjudging you.
528
00:42:44,149 --> 00:42:46,777
But why escape to the zoo?
529
00:42:46,885 --> 00:42:49,979
Of all places, why here?
530
00:42:52,524 --> 00:42:55,721
- What? Lady Bonkers?
- [Jimmy] Well, look at her.
531
00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:57,988
- She's hot.
- [Chittering]
532
00:42:58,096 --> 00:42:59,996
No offense.
533
00:43:00,098 --> 00:43:03,761
You said she was sent here
from Boulle Laboratory.
534
00:43:03,869 --> 00:43:06,804
Dr. Hasslip thought...
535
00:43:06,905 --> 00:43:09,237
she was a distraction for me.
536
00:43:12,344 --> 00:43:15,507
Still, you can't want
to live in a cage.
537
00:43:15,614 --> 00:43:20,950
The whole world is a cage
when you're trapped in it alone.
538
00:43:22,454 --> 00:43:24,922
(music) [Reggae]
539
00:43:37,469 --> 00:43:39,869
(music) [Continues]
540
00:43:49,581 --> 00:43:51,549
(music) [Ends]
541
00:44:23,915 --> 00:44:25,746
[Child]
I made this!
542
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:30,346
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