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I'm here at campaign
headquarters...
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in downtown Richmond
with Senator Richard Jefferson.
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[Man]
And cue camera eight.
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- [Crowd Cheering]
- Just four days before the election...
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in a race that's suddenly
ugly with allegation...
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after the death of a Jefferson
campaign worker...
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in a mysterious
auto accident.
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We are all deeply saddened
by the tragic loss...
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of this young woman,
Ms. Bonabo.
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Our hearts go out to the
family of our good friend.
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[Frohike On Earphone]
Hold steady, Byers.
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Stop with the fluff.
Get to the damn allegations.
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Senator, your opponent claims that you're
trying to bury the facts about the accident...
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and the truth about your relationship
with the victim, Ms. Bonabo.
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Let me say emphatically,
those are lies...
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meant to capitalize politically
on a real tragedy.
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Cut the crap, Senator.
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Wasn't Ms. Bonabo's accident
reallyjust a way...
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to keep her quiet
about your torrid little affair?
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- [Feedback On Earphone]
- [Crowd Murmuring]
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Who told him to say that?
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That's a rather bizarre bit of phraseology
I really shouldn't dignify with a response.
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Isn't it well-known among your staff...
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that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?
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Isn't it well-known
amongst your staff...
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that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?
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Okay, that's uncalled for. Senator...
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You know, I certainly hope
my mama's not listenin'...
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'cause I know how it upsets her
to hear these vicious rumors.
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Where'd he get
those questions?
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- Think he's making them up?
- He's too stupid to make them up.
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Senator Skirt Chaser...
"Senator Skirt Chaser"?
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Don't get cute, Langly.
Byers, higher with the balloon.
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Our transmission's cutting out.
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Wait a second.
Who's that guy?
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- What guy?
- The guy with the silver balloon.
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- I don't know.
- I don't know how, but he's hijacked our transmission.
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What...
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Torpedo in the water.
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[Grunts]
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Get off me.
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[Crowd Chattering]
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I think we're in trouble.
Byers has been spotted.
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Hey, you!
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I'm talkin' to you.
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- Ahh.
- What's your business here?
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Me? I'm with 60 Minutes.
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No, you're not.
Who's your boss?
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Geraldo Rivera?
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[Scoffs]
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- Uh, hey, guys?
- [Frohike] Hey, Langly.
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Come clean, Senator.
How'd you do it?
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Slit her brake lines?
Have her run off the road?
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Come on, Senator. How many bimbos
do you have to ice to bury the truth?
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Being that you've buried
more pipe than Exxon in Alaska!
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Shut the damn door!
I'm on a... roll.
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Uh, pay no attention
to that man.
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Next stop: Ladies' Wear.
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Walk on by, brother.
Let it go.
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Enchanté, mademoiselle.
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You got a problem, Officer?
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You got a problem
with the hair, man?
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- Langly...
- No, no.
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I just spent nine hours
in jail defending my honor.
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I think I deserve a little respect
from the man in blue here.
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An apology for my friend and I...
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for suffering insults, humiliation
and time in the slammer...
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to see that justice is done.
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You know what the difference
between you and me is?
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It ain't the hair.
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And it ain't the doughnut duster
over your big fat pie hole!
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- The difference between you and me is...
- Langly!
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The difference between you
and me is I got a gun.
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Come on.
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Hey, man, we got
four days till the election.
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Four days to make sure the senator
is exposed for what he is...
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before he can put
the fix in for good.
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- We are not gonna get that
story rotting in the hoosegow. - [Horn Honks]
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- Hey, are you guys all right?
- [Langly] Yeah, no thanks to you.
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- I tried to warn you.
- Save it, Jimmy.
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It was a long, cold
night in the pokey.
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Some guy named Harish
tried to make me his afghan.
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Oh, man!
Do I feel terrible!
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Not the dog, Jimmy.
The blanket.
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WhatJimmy's trying to say is
it was all for nothing.
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SenatorJefferson's ratings didn't go down
after the interview. They went up.
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The whole thing was seen
as an ambush, a political stunt.
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What's wrong with people? Doesn't
anyone care that a woman's dead?
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That a U.S. senator
had her bumped off?
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The man's getting away
with murder.
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- He may be, unless we can get proof that he did it.
- Proof?
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Jefferson's a player,
a notorious wrecking machine...
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a married man that carries on
like a sex-crazed teenager...
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and now he's gone
Chappaquiddick on us.
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I say we run with the story.
Run it now, verify facts later.
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Langly, what about journalistic integrity?
We cannot print rumors.
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Yeah, and what if it backfires again?
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These people put the right spin on the story,
Jefferson could go to the White House.
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I'd vote for him.
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I'd vote for him.
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Hey, he seems like a great guy.
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Come here, Jimmy.
I wanna feel your forehead.
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- Ow! What'd you do that for?
- I owed it to the world.
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[Byers]
We're wasting time here.
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[Langly]
He's right. Let's get moving.
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What do you guys
want me to do?
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Just clean the windshield, Gomer Pyle,
and then get out of the way.
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Stop!
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What'd I do now?
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You may have just preserved
a valuable piece of information.
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- "Rx"? Is that a prescription number?
- There's one way to find out.
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Gentlemen, looks like we may
have ourselves a Deep Throat.
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Whoa, guys.
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Someone's left us a clue on the woman
who died in the accident.
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You mean on the windshield?
That's her prescription number?
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What would a dead woman
need a prescription for?
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There's no one here.
Maybe we can just slip in...
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get the Bonabo file,
and Bob's your uncle.
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Can I help you gentlemen?
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Uh, yeah. Um, yeah.
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My-My friend here is really ill.
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He's got a bad, um...
stomachache.
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- Where does it hurt?
- Oh, it hurts all over.
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- Then you need a specialist.
- No. I-It's an emergency.
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Doctor can't treat
what doctor can't see.
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I'm going to send you
for a lower G.I.
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No. No, no.
We know what's wrong.
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He's got... gas.
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Terrible, explosive gas.
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- [Man] Nurse, can you come back here?
- Excuse me.
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Gas? Couldn't you choose
something more dignified?
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- Like what?
- Like I don't know what.
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How am I supposed
to fake a gas attack?
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How am I supposed to sneak
in there and get those files?
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The, uh, doctor will see you now.
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Remove your clothes
and put on a gown.
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Doctor will be along.
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[Flatulence Sound]
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[Flatulence Continues]
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[Flatulence Continues]
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[Grunting]
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[Flatulence Sound]
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What in heaven's name?
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[Water Bottle Pops]
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Excuse me. Nurse?
Watch the other patients.
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I think we have an emergency.
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I feel better now.
Really. I'm fine!
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Must've been the chili
cheese dog I had for lunch.
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What exactly is this stuff?
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Forensic adhesive. I borrowed it
from a friend at the F.B.I.
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Used it to pull the prints off whomever
wrote on our windshield.
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You're going to use it
to find a match.
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And all I have to do is walk in
and shake hands with people?
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Someone on the senator's
team may be our informant.
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We find out who, we may be able to persuade
them to tell us how he killed the girl.
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You are our eyes and ears, Jimmy.
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[Earpiece Beeps]
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- [Phones Ringing]
- [Woman] Headquarters. May I help you?
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Yes, we are open. Mm-hmm.
Volunteering would be great.
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[Phones Continue Ringing]
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Jimmy Bond... in the house.
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[Woman]
Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
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Hi. I'm here to volunteer
my services to the campaign.
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James Bond.
Call meJimmy.
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Do you have any campaign
experience, Jimmy?
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Campaign experience?
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Uh... no.
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Any special skills to volunteer?
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Special skills? Uh, well,
I can count to 20 in Mexican.
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Great! Why don't you try over
with the senator's opponent, Jimmy?
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No. Wait. Can I just say
what an honor it is to be here?
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Just to be in the presence
of such dedicated Americans...
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as SenatorJefferson and yourself.
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And can I just say thank you?
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Thank you for keeping
the dream alive.
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Here. Lick some envelopes.
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You're doing fine, Jimmy.
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I can't believe I'm actually
part of the senator's campaign.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
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[Chattering Continues]
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- [Feedback On Headset]
- What's happening there, Jimmy?
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Everything's under control.
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[Chattering, Laughing]
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Oh, man.
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In here. Hurry up.
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- What is it?
- I've been calling the apartment for two hours, Jock. No answer.
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- What do you mean?
- Nobody's home. The sitter's gone.
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Would you calm down. Maybe
she just took him out for a stroll.
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I can't take it. I'd kill myself
if anything happened to him.
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What if she's out blabbing her mouth to
whoever's pursuing the senator's dead girlfriend?
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In that case,
we're dead too.
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- We're going to hell for this.
- We have bigger problems than that, Brenda.
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Someone's trying to sink us.
We have three days to see that they don't.
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Three days? Three days the senator could
impregnate the entire League of Women Voters.
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You want to quit? Huh? Or you gonna help
me keep his pants up and get him elected?
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Now come on.
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All clear, Your Gassiness.
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The things I do for a story.
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Are you sure this is her place?
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The doctor wrote Barbara Bonabo
a tranquilizer prescription.
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This was the address she used.
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You know what this is?
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This is the senator's love nest.
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[Man's Voice]
All right. Over against the wall.
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Both you boys know the routine.
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[Man #2 On TV]
How did you know I was here?
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[Man #1 On TV] Police been watching
this place and a hundred more like it...
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ever since your story broke
in the newspaper.
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You cops have
all the dumb luck.
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[Announcer]
The revolutionary kitchen appliance...
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that makes dish washing a breeze.
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[Creature Snarling,
Woman Screaming]
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[Dramatic Movie Soundtrack]
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[Cartoon Soundtrack]
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[Cartoon Soundtrack Continues]
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[Baby Cooing]
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- He was left alone?
- All by himself?
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- That's what "alone" means.
- He wasn't left alone for long.
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- How would you know that?
- I put my nose to his diaper.
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And you think it's the senator's?
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It's the senator's love shack.
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He was afraid his chicky was gonna squeal, so
he fed her the pills and took her for a drive.
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- Of course it's his.
- But the senator's a married man.
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[Baby Fussing]
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What would his wife think?
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That's what this is all about!
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- [Baby Crying]
- Langly?
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00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:54,299
Hey, what do I know about kids?
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Maybe it's just hungry.
Somebody get it a cheeseburger.
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[Crying Stops]
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Huh.
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If it gets out that this
is the senator's baby...
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he's gonna lose the election.
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Exactly.
We can do D.N.A. testing.
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Mm-mmm. That'd take
more than 48 hours.
236
00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:18,049
I got a hunch one ofJefferson's
people may be willing to talk.
237
00:17:18,161 --> 00:17:21,187
Jimmy was able to eavesdrop on
Jefferson's campaign managers.
238
00:17:21,297 --> 00:17:25,791
The woman was upset, angry
at the senator. Maybe about the kid.
239
00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:27,893
Of course.
It makes perfect sense.
240
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:31,872
She was angry at his behavior but afraid to go
public, so she left a clue on our windshield.
241
00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:36,571
Jimmy, you gotta go back in there,
man. Get her to dish the dirt.
242
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,342
We get proof this is Jefferson's
love child, he's going down.
243
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,543
And our circulation's going up.
244
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,416
I thought all you guys
were looking for was the truth.
245
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,889
But you're out to ruin
the senator.
246
00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:51,517
Our job isn't to judge.
247
00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:54,290
It's to get the news
and report it.
248
00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:56,490
Let the chips fall
where they may.
249
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:02,797
- Yeah, if you say so.
- [Langly Sighs]
250
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,636
But who's gonna watch the kid?
251
00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:09,143
[Baby Crying]
252
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,847
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,
cheeseburger. Langly!
253
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,818
- Langly? Langly? Lang...
- [Crying Continues]
254
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:20,981
- Peekaboo.
- I can't take this!
255
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,856
Oh, it's only been five minutes.
Here. I think he needs a bottle.
256
00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:28,192
[Crying Continues]
257
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:31,756
P.U! That's not all it needs.
258
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,571
[Sniffs]
We're fresh out of milk.
259
00:18:36,673 --> 00:18:39,233
How about some nondairy
coffee creamer?
260
00:18:39,342 --> 00:18:41,970
[Langly]
Whatever. Just get in here.
261
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,246
[Crying Continues]
262
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:50,308
Ooh-fah. Why spend billions
developing biological warfare?
263
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,082
- [Baby Screaming]
- What is that?
264
00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:56,789
Out of my way, Mr. Mom.
265
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,793
[Crying Stops]
266
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,453
[Urine Flowing]
267
00:19:11,374 --> 00:19:14,241
All right already!
Enough with the fire hose!
268
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:18,480
[Urine Continues Flowing]
269
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:20,250
[Brenda] Okay now,
the senator is just a little behind.
270
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,343
[Brenda] Okay now,
the senator is just a little behind.
271
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,784
He can see you.
It's just he's in a meeting.
272
00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:27,789
Jimmy! That's your name,
isn't it? Can you come with me?
273
00:19:27,891 --> 00:19:30,689
- Is something the matter?
- See this group of blue-haired ladies?
274
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,387
- Don't look at them. Just keep moving.
- Who are they?
275
00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:36,226
Big supporters of the senator
here to present him an award.
276
00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:39,267
- Wow. Can I meet the senator too?
- That's where we're going, Jimmy.
277
00:19:41,838 --> 00:19:44,739
He fell like a wet sack of crap.
278
00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:48,208
- What happened to him?
- He's got a condition.
279
00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:51,246
Bet those ladies out there
are gonna be so disappointed.
280
00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:55,750
- That's just it, Jimmy.
- Those women drove seven hours to present this award.
281
00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:59,413
Their support is critical to the election.
He's got to accept it.
282
00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:02,184
- Shouldn't we call a doctor?
- [Both Together] No!
283
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:05,526
I don't know.
284
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:08,529
He doesn't seem in any shape
to be in public.
285
00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:13,364
Jimmy, do it. Do what they say.
It's our chance to expose him.
286
00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:29,878
Senator?
SenatorJefferson?
287
00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:33,285
If you can just get him on his feet,
he usually comes around.
288
00:20:39,062 --> 00:20:41,121
[Groaning]
289
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:44,097
- Senator?
- [Jock] Senator!
290
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,896
Man the lifeboats.
291
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:50,632
[Grunts] You've got
the Women's Auxiliary here, Senator.
292
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,800
- They're waiting.
- They just want to hear a word from you.
293
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,969
Oh. Let's get you
some dry clothes.
294
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:58,707
[Grunting]
295
00:20:58,815 --> 00:21:00,806
[Groans]
296
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,078
I believe I have to urinate.
297
00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:05,154
[Jock And Brenda Groaning]
298
00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:09,884
[Jefferson] Your endorsement is
so important to me. I am truly blessed.
299
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:12,985
Without you ladies, I'm nothing.
300
00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:17,328
A man with good intentions
is just a man.
301
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:22,700
But a man in office with the support
of folks like y'all is a man on a mission.
302
00:21:22,805 --> 00:21:26,138
[Cheering, Whistling]
303
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,142
Thank you.
304
00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:31,714
- [Doorbell Buzzing]
- [Baby Crying]
305
00:21:31,714 --> 00:21:34,911
- [Doorbell Buzzing]
- [Baby Crying]
306
00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:37,919
Thank God she's here.
307
00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:40,785
[Baby Continues Crying]
308
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,949
Langly, is that a baby crying?
309
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:46,620
No. That's a baby about to drive us
into a tower with guns.
310
00:21:46,729 --> 00:21:49,289
[Frohike]
Come on. How bad can it be?
311
00:21:49,399 --> 00:21:53,529
You wanna see a funny face?
[Makes Funny Sounds]
312
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:56,628
[Crying Continues]
313
00:21:58,241 --> 00:22:01,039
And you boys wonder
what the problem is?
314
00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,078
I'm in no mood for your
usual sarcasm, Yves.
315
00:22:03,179 --> 00:22:05,374
Just show us where
the volume control is.
316
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:08,473
- You must be joking.
- We tried everything.
317
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:11,382
- It's okay. It's okay.
- We fed him. We changed him.
318
00:22:11,487 --> 00:22:15,389
I even read him bedtime stories about
the F.B.I.'s illegal collection of surveillance data.
319
00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:17,391
This kid refuses to negotiate.
320
00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:20,587
Even you're not that stupid, Frohike.
321
00:22:20,697 --> 00:22:24,258
He won't quit crying until
you give him what he wants.
322
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,392
[Baby Fussing]
323
00:22:27,837 --> 00:22:29,771
Free the prisoners.
324
00:22:29,872 --> 00:22:33,672
Oh, God.
I'm dealing with schoolboys.
325
00:22:33,776 --> 00:22:38,509
- [Crying]
- Oh, look at you.
326
00:22:38,614 --> 00:22:40,673
- [Sighs]
- Look at you.
327
00:22:40,783 --> 00:22:44,583
You're a bright boy.
Yes, you are.
328
00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:47,679
[Crying Continues]
329
00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:52,289
- [Crying Stops]
- I don't believe it.
330
00:22:52,395 --> 00:22:54,955
- That's it? That's all it took?
- Sticking a finger in its mouth?
331
00:22:55,064 --> 00:22:58,591
Did it ever occur to you that
your little prince might be teething?
332
00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:01,932
Well, when we found him, he didn't
come with an instruction manual.
333
00:23:02,038 --> 00:23:04,370
You found him?
334
00:23:04,474 --> 00:23:06,374
No. No, of course not.
335
00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:09,468
That's just a figure of speech.
We didn't find him.
336
00:23:09,579 --> 00:23:12,104
Uh, he's Frohike's.
337
00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:16,309
Melvin.
338
00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:19,320
Hey, you know, you tomcat
around long enough...
339
00:23:19,422 --> 00:23:21,617
you're bound to wind up
with a litter or two.
340
00:23:21,724 --> 00:23:23,954
Come to Papa, big boy.
341
00:23:26,829 --> 00:23:29,457
[Crying Resumes]
342
00:23:33,569 --> 00:23:33,669
Quite a day, don't you know?
343
00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:35,796
Quite a day, don't you know?
344
00:23:35,905 --> 00:23:38,533
[Chattering Continues]
345
00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:45,079
Jimmy!
346
00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:48,082
Good work today. I know
the senator really appreciates it.
347
00:23:48,184 --> 00:23:51,847
Oh. Hey, thanks.
348
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:57,324
Nah, it's okay, Jimmy.
Hey, listen.
349
00:23:57,426 --> 00:24:00,486
There's something I want
to discuss with you if I may.
350
00:24:00,596 --> 00:24:03,087
What you saw today
in the bathroom...
351
00:24:03,199 --> 00:24:05,827
the senator's, uh, condition...
352
00:24:05,935 --> 00:24:08,995
understand, we don't discuss it.
353
00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,869
Really nothing to discuss.
354
00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:16,438
Discuss it with him, Jimmy.
355
00:24:19,482 --> 00:24:23,543
Not that it's any of my business...
356
00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:27,953
but this condition,
if we were to discuss it...
357
00:24:28,057 --> 00:24:30,890
what exactly
would we be discussing?
358
00:24:33,696 --> 00:24:36,494
Well, I don't know
how to put this.
359
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:41,036
The senator's on a medication
for his angina.
360
00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:44,868
- His what?
- Well, the senator has a little angina.
361
00:24:44,974 --> 00:24:47,306
[Laughing]
Aw, come on.
362
00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,970
I know, I know. He seems
like such a big, strong man.
363
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,343
But it's true,
and it's not important...
364
00:24:52,448 --> 00:24:55,542
as long as he keeps
doing the job well, right?
365
00:24:55,651 --> 00:24:58,313
Now this is just between us.
366
00:25:07,663 --> 00:25:09,563
I'll get to the bottom of this.
367
00:25:14,503 --> 00:25:16,562
We need to have a little talk.
368
00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:19,232
- About?
- Oh, I think you know.
369
00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:22,334
And you're pretty darn
upset about it too.
370
00:25:23,846 --> 00:25:27,213
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on.
371
00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:30,183
What kind of fool
do you take me for?
372
00:25:30,286 --> 00:25:33,119
[Chuckles]
373
00:25:33,222 --> 00:25:36,589
The senator may be
a big, strong man...
374
00:25:36,692 --> 00:25:40,628
but you and I know
what his condition is.
375
00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:52,701
Look, you and I both know
the senator doesn't have an angina.
376
00:25:55,211 --> 00:25:57,441
But that's not the big secret.
377
00:25:59,248 --> 00:26:02,217
I think you're just looking
for someone to tell...
378
00:26:02,318 --> 00:26:04,286
aren't you?
379
00:26:04,387 --> 00:26:08,915
Whenever you're ready...
[Clicks Tongue] I'm your man.
380
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:16,831
Brenda?
381
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,925
He knows, Jock.
About everything.
382
00:26:21,837 --> 00:26:25,864
Well, looks like we'll just
have to take care of it.
383
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:29,536
Just like we did with
the senator's little girlfriend.
384
00:26:35,451 --> 00:26:38,852
[Chattering]
385
00:26:40,323 --> 00:26:42,382
- Hi.
- Hi.
386
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,457
Hi, Jimmy. How are you?
387
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,461
Uh, fine.
How are you doing?
388
00:27:20,563 --> 00:27:23,464
Great. Just great. In fact,
things are lookin' so good...
389
00:27:23,566 --> 00:27:26,535
Jock and I think we no longer need
you here as a volunteer, Jimmy.
390
00:27:26,635 --> 00:27:29,297
What are you saying?
391
00:27:29,405 --> 00:27:32,966
I'm saying that SenatorJefferson looks
like he's got this one in the bag...
392
00:27:33,075 --> 00:27:35,475
and he wants to bring you
on his team full-time, Jimmy.
393
00:27:35,578 --> 00:27:38,547
No. Seriously?
394
00:27:38,647 --> 00:27:43,050
And as a show of faith,
we'd like to give you a little bonus.
395
00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:45,416
To just say thanks, Jimmy.
396
00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:49,082
- I know what this is.
- Just a little something.
397
00:27:49,191 --> 00:27:52,490
Yeah. Like thejob offer.
398
00:27:52,595 --> 00:27:54,825
Keep me quiet
about the senator.
399
00:28:02,938 --> 00:28:06,032
You know...
400
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:09,600
I've always believed that
the senator was a great man.
401
00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:13,113
When that train
jumped the tracks...
402
00:28:13,215 --> 00:28:16,378
and all those
schoolkids were hurt...
403
00:28:16,485 --> 00:28:21,548
he was there,
with the families, crying.
404
00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:26,390
And when he got up there to Washington
and poured his heart out...
405
00:28:26,495 --> 00:28:29,396
about making sure that
the needy weren't forgotten...
406
00:28:29,498 --> 00:28:33,366
he changed people's minds
'cause he cared.
407
00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:38,605
But I guess maybe there's
another side to the story...
408
00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:42,006
one that I keep wishing
weren't true.
409
00:28:43,379 --> 00:28:47,748
See, I want to believe that
the senator's a great man...
410
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,445
but not because
somebody's paying me to.
411
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,656
[Doorbell Buzzing]
412
00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:09,167
Could you lay off the buzzer?
I just got the kid to sleep.
413
00:29:09,271 --> 00:29:12,832
Melvin, I'm so impressed.
414
00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:16,673
I really thought you'd be all thumbs
at this fatherhood business.
415
00:29:16,779 --> 00:29:21,113
You do know it's quite a turn-on
when a man shows himself so capable.
416
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:25,085
- Really?
- Maybe I have to reevaluate you.
417
00:29:25,187 --> 00:29:29,089
Okay, whose finger's responsible
for the electroshock treatment?
418
00:29:29,191 --> 00:29:33,093
Hey, show some respect. The lady's
here out of concern for the child.
419
00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:36,096
- A lot more than I can say for you, Ichabod Crane.
- Oh, yeah?
420
00:29:36,198 --> 00:29:40,100
If you're so concerned, why don't you check
out the throttle on your urban cow-baby?
421
00:29:40,202 --> 00:29:42,670
"Urban cow-baby"?
422
00:29:47,977 --> 00:29:50,468
Have you both gone insane?
423
00:29:55,985 --> 00:30:00,547
- [Baby Cooing]
- You could be thrown in jail.
424
00:30:00,656 --> 00:30:02,886
It's working, isn't it?
425
00:30:02,992 --> 00:30:05,893
Yeah, if you're trying to make
a milk shake in the kid's stomach.
426
00:30:05,995 --> 00:30:08,896
- Melvin, you should be ashamed.
- [Baby Crying]
427
00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:11,228
How are we supposed
to get any work done?
428
00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,665
How are we supposed
to publish our paper...
429
00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:16,670
and root out graft, corruption and
corporate greed for our loyal readers...
430
00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:18,672
if we're changing poopy diapers?
431
00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:22,676
A man who has to even ask that
question is hardly a man at all!
432
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,643
[Baby Passing Gas]
433
00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:31,549
- Did you hear all that?
- They were bribing you.
434
00:30:31,654 --> 00:30:35,146
- Yeah. Can you believe it?
- Jimmy, this is great news.
435
00:30:35,257 --> 00:30:37,817
Well, I'm glad you think so!
436
00:30:37,927 --> 00:30:40,760
They were buying your silence.
It's completely illegal.
437
00:30:40,863 --> 00:30:42,831
Like they think I can be bought.
438
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,563
- Where's the check, Jimmy?
- Where is it?
439
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,662
- I tore it up!
- You tore it up?
440
00:30:50,773 --> 00:30:54,573
Into little itty-bitty pieces,
and then I scattered it...
441
00:30:54,677 --> 00:30:56,872
all over that no-good
Brenda's desk...
442
00:30:56,979 --> 00:30:59,413
to let her know
who they're dealing with!
443
00:30:59,515 --> 00:31:03,576
For God's sake, that was our
evidence you destroyed, Jimmy!
444
00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:08,518
- You said you needed fingerprints.
- [Groans]
445
00:31:08,624 --> 00:31:11,092
- How's it going, guys?
- We're doomed.
446
00:31:11,193 --> 00:31:13,388
What do you mean,
we're doomed?
447
00:31:13,495 --> 00:31:17,124
We got 36 hours to the election,
and we got nothing.
448
00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:20,464
No evidence, no story. Nothing to prove
the senator did anything wrong.
449
00:31:20,569 --> 00:31:23,595
What happened to Deep Throat,
the turncoat, this Linda Tripp?
450
00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:26,971
If she ever wanted to talk,
I'd say that opportunity is long gone.
451
00:31:30,679 --> 00:31:34,016
You want evidence?
I'll get you evidence.
452
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:35,108
You want evidence?
I'll get you evidence.
453
00:31:35,217 --> 00:31:37,981
I'll get you the story.
454
00:31:40,889 --> 00:31:46,088
The love your baby feels
is the love your baby deals.
455
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,028
[Laughs]
In the animal kingdom...
456
00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:51,861
babies who are not nurtured
by their mothers...
457
00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:56,097
grow up unprepared
to nurture their own offspring.
458
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:59,003
So it is
with the human animal.
459
00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:00,632
[Whispering]
I can't go through with this.
460
00:32:00,743 --> 00:32:02,904
Melvin, he's your child.
461
00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:07,244
So the job of nurturing
falls both to Mommy and Daddy.
462
00:32:07,349 --> 00:32:11,877
But sometimes Daddy feels
ill-equipped to bond with Baby...
463
00:32:11,987 --> 00:32:15,479
and that's why
we're here today.
464
00:32:15,591 --> 00:32:18,492
[Chattering]
465
00:32:18,594 --> 00:32:23,497
Gentlemen, keep those
nipples high and proud!
466
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:26,534
Breathe one word of this, Yves...
467
00:32:26,635 --> 00:32:30,696
- [Baby Fussing]
- Look at you.
468
00:32:30,806 --> 00:32:33,604
Look at you.
Look at Little Billy Goat Gruff.
469
00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:40,739
How could the senator abandon
such a sweet little angel?
470
00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:49,816
[Woman]
(music) Well, well, well, well (music)
471
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,357
(music) Oh, happy day (music)
472
00:32:56,031 --> 00:33:00,127
- (music) Oh, happy day (music)
- (music) Oh, happy day (music)
473
00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,703
(music) Oh, happy day (music)
474
00:33:02,805 --> 00:33:06,400
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
475
00:33:06,508 --> 00:33:09,306
(music) When the senator walks (music)
476
00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:12,175
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
477
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:15,011
(music) Oh, yes, when he walks (music)
478
00:33:15,117 --> 00:33:18,644
- (music) [Continues]
- Grande decaf, no cream.
479
00:33:18,754 --> 00:33:21,518
Grande regular, cream and sugar.
480
00:33:21,623 --> 00:33:25,889
A triple grande cappuccino.
Here you go.
481
00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:29,395
(music) Oh, happy day (music)
482
00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:34,258
- (music) Oh, happy day (music)
- Your coffees.
483
00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:40,840
(music) Oh, happy day (music)
484
00:33:42,611 --> 00:33:45,774
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
485
00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,714
(music) When the senator walks (music)
486
00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,843
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
487
00:33:51,954 --> 00:33:54,445
- (music) Yes, when he walks (music)
- Nice kid.
488
00:33:54,556 --> 00:33:56,854
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
489
00:33:56,959 --> 00:33:59,553
(music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music)
490
00:33:59,661 --> 00:34:01,959
[Chattering]
491
00:34:02,064 --> 00:34:04,658
[Woman]
Sing forJefferson!
492
00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:08,032
(music) [Singing Soul]
493
00:34:08,137 --> 00:34:10,367
(music) [Singing Continues]
494
00:34:10,472 --> 00:34:12,440
What on earth are you doing?
495
00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,977
Bringing you your evidence.
496
00:34:20,883 --> 00:34:22,373
Fingerprints.
497
00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:25,284
On the cups.
498
00:34:25,387 --> 00:34:28,049
- It's too late.
- Maybe not.
499
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,890
Leave it to you bumbling fools
to ruin a beautiful opportunity.
500
00:34:33,996 --> 00:34:35,987
She knows everything.
501
00:34:36,098 --> 00:34:38,828
You let this man get away
with fathering an illegitimate child?
502
00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:41,164
And keeping it a secret
from the voters over there!
503
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:43,534
- Just cool your jets, Yves.
- Hey!
504
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,573
I think we've found our Deep Throat.
505
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:56,374
(music) [Women Singing Soul]
506
00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:59,386
(music) [Singing Continues]
507
00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:40,985
Psst. Psst. Come here.
508
00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:51,032
Oh, my God! Oh!
509
00:35:51,139 --> 00:35:55,576
Oh, I was so worried that something
terrible had happened to him.
510
00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:57,872
Something awful.
511
00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,880
The little guy's fine, Brenda.
512
00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:02,712
(music) [Continues]
513
00:36:02,818 --> 00:36:04,809
Ow! Oh!
514
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,787
You! I oughta kick your butt
from here to the Potomac!
515
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:10,791
- For what?
- For lyin' to me.
516
00:36:10,893 --> 00:36:13,555
For playin' the big, dumb,
stupid lunkhead.
517
00:36:13,662 --> 00:36:16,654
- I wasn't playin' anything.
- Oh, no?
518
00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:20,462
"The senator's a great man.
The senator's this. The senator's that."
519
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:23,902
And then you go and kidnap his baby and
bring him here, so you can humiliate him.
520
00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:28,409
- That's what you wanted?
- Me? To ruin the senator?
521
00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:32,241
A clue left on our windshield
led us to the kid.
522
00:36:32,347 --> 00:36:35,248
We pulled a fingerprint off of it,
which matched up perfectly with this.
523
00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:38,911
Grande vanilla, two percent,
no whip, caramel latte, babe.
524
00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:42,013
I had a regular cappuccino.
525
00:36:42,124 --> 00:36:44,092
- That's not your cup?
- No.
526
00:36:44,192 --> 00:36:46,752
And not her fingerprints either.
527
00:36:46,862 --> 00:36:49,353
Then whose cup is it?
528
00:36:49,464 --> 00:36:54,367
- (music) [Humming "America"]
- As I stand here today, just hours before election day...
529
00:36:54,469 --> 00:36:58,929
I stand here
as a partner with you.
530
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:03,375
- [Crowd Cheering]
- As a friend, a relative...
531
00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:08,711
a man you can trust not just to protect
the America we know and love...
532
00:37:08,817 --> 00:37:12,378
but to fight for you
like a junkyard dog!
533
00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:15,217
- [Cheering Continues]
- I am but a man...
534
00:37:15,324 --> 00:37:18,487
[Indistinct Whispering]
535
00:37:22,764 --> 00:37:25,665
Folks, you'll have to excuse me.
536
00:37:29,271 --> 00:37:32,866
I got voters out there waiting.
Now what's this all about?
537
00:37:32,975 --> 00:37:34,875
About you being ruined, Senator.
538
00:37:34,977 --> 00:37:38,037
Ruined? By who? These people?
539
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,843
We're reporters, Senator,
from a paper called the Lone Gunman.
540
00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:45,249
- We've been working on an exposé.
- An exposé?
541
00:37:45,354 --> 00:37:47,720
About who? Not me.
542
00:37:47,823 --> 00:37:50,417
About your drunken behavior
and your reckless carousing...
543
00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:52,823
and the death of one
of your campaign workers.
544
00:37:52,928 --> 00:37:54,919
Those are rumors.
You tell 'em, Jock.
545
00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:58,090
[Brenda]
Jock already told 'em.
546
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,566
That's how they know
the truth, Senator.
547
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:04,571
Jock? NotJock.
Jock's my boy.
548
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:08,234
Your loyal campaign manager over there
is a backstabbing traitor.
549
00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:10,607
Why don't you just
admit it to him, Jock?
550
00:38:10,712 --> 00:38:13,943
[Byers] Look, we know about your
affair, Senator, with Barbara Bonabo.
551
00:38:14,049 --> 00:38:16,950
A clue left on our car led us
to a doctor who wrote prescriptions...
552
00:38:17,052 --> 00:38:19,748
for the tranquilizers in her system
the night of her accident.
553
00:38:19,855 --> 00:38:22,847
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What doctor?
What tranquilizer?
554
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,756
You talk like I know any of this.
555
00:38:25,861 --> 00:38:29,627
The reason you don't know any
is because I took care of it for you.
556
00:38:29,731 --> 00:38:33,531
Like I take care of everything.
All the mess. All your dirty secrets.
557
00:38:33,635 --> 00:38:36,433
You killed Barbara Bonabo, Jock?
558
00:38:36,538 --> 00:38:40,440
No, I didn't kill her.
We just wanted to keep her quiet...
559
00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,033
make her disappear
till after the election.
560
00:38:43,145 --> 00:38:46,308
But she took some pills
and took a drive.
561
00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:51,045
She was distraught.
She was in love with you.
562
00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:53,644
But then they're all
in love with you.
563
00:38:53,755 --> 00:38:58,215
Whatever my behavior
or my affairs...
564
00:38:58,326 --> 00:39:00,226
this was wrong, Jock.
565
00:39:00,328 --> 00:39:02,796
Apparently not, Senator.
566
00:39:02,898 --> 00:39:06,334
Somehow I always turn it
into a victory, don't I?
567
00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:10,061
Well, not this time.
568
00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:13,335
No. Jock hates you so much, he put
the story right under their nose.
569
00:39:13,442 --> 00:39:16,468
Anonymously, like a coward.
570
00:39:16,578 --> 00:39:20,241
I got a career ahead of me,
unlike the senator here.
571
00:39:20,348 --> 00:39:22,748
Even if they write the story...
572
00:39:22,851 --> 00:39:26,309
it won't come out until
after the election, Senator.
573
00:39:26,421 --> 00:39:28,321
There's only one little problem.
574
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,253
It's mine? I'm the father?
575
00:39:36,364 --> 00:39:39,094
Jefferson's the man.
576
00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,864
Well, this is unforeseen.
577
00:39:48,076 --> 00:39:50,101
I do apologize, Brenda.
578
00:39:50,212 --> 00:39:53,181
I'm sorry.
I've let you down.
579
00:39:54,549 --> 00:39:56,881
You too, Jock.
580
00:39:56,985 --> 00:39:59,886
I don't blame you for hatin' me.
581
00:40:02,991 --> 00:40:05,289
Where are you going, Senator?
582
00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:07,452
I'm gonna save
these boys some trouble.
583
00:40:07,562 --> 00:40:09,689
I'm gonna tell
the people out there...
584
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:13,962
the truth... myself.
585
00:40:14,069 --> 00:40:15,536
Senator?
586
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,743
I'm still voting for you.
587
00:40:22,844 --> 00:40:25,904
[Laughs]
Thank you, Jimmy.
588
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:31,913
- [Crowd Cheering]
- All right, Senator.
589
00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:38,883
- (music) [Woman Singing Soul]
- Oh, now. I know you're hungry.
590
00:40:38,994 --> 00:40:43,988
- Just come on. Have a little milk. Come on.
- (music) [Continues]
591
00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:47,000
[TVReporter] I'm here at Senator
Jefferson's campaign headquarters...
592
00:40:47,102 --> 00:40:50,902
where yesterday voters rallied excitedly,
expecting a landslide victory.
593
00:40:51,006 --> 00:40:54,567
But those rally cries turned
to deadening silence this morning...
594
00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:56,837
after a cheerful speech
by the senator...
595
00:40:56,945 --> 00:40:59,505
telling the voters
about a secret affair...
596
00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:02,242
and of a love child
with a former campaign worker.
597
00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:05,877
- [TVTurns Off]
- I can't listen to this.
598
00:41:05,987 --> 00:41:08,581
Play with fire, Jimmy,
you're gonna get burned.
599
00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:11,955
At least he was man enough to go
out there and admit the truth.
600
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,860
Well, he's still a great man.
601
00:41:18,133 --> 00:41:20,431
But not a great father.
602
00:41:20,535 --> 00:41:22,969
- [Baby Crying]
- You got a problem with the hair, man?
603
00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:24,971
He thinks you're his mother.
604
00:41:25,073 --> 00:41:27,803
Bug off, Frohike. We're
spending quality time here.
605
00:41:27,909 --> 00:41:31,367
- Hey, it's my turn to hold him.
- [Doorbell Buzzing]
606
00:41:31,479 --> 00:41:34,778
Get the door.
607
00:41:37,686 --> 00:41:39,711
What's he doing here?
608
00:41:43,158 --> 00:41:45,319
I wasn't sure
I had the right address.
609
00:41:46,761 --> 00:41:49,127
Anyway, uh, may I come in?
610
00:41:54,035 --> 00:41:58,267
So, this is the conscience
of America, huh?
611
00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:00,841
We only mean
to report the truth.
612
00:42:00,942 --> 00:42:04,139
Well, it's a good thing.
And inspiring.
613
00:42:04,246 --> 00:42:07,909
Wouldn't it be great if we
could all be more like you?
614
00:42:08,016 --> 00:42:10,484
That's what you
came here to tell us?
615
00:42:10,585 --> 00:42:14,351
No, Jimmy. No. I...
I came for something else.
616
00:42:18,026 --> 00:42:22,429
- The kid?
- (music) [Continues]
617
00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:24,794
Langly.
618
00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:37,204
Well, hello, Son. Goodness.
619
00:42:37,312 --> 00:42:39,906
You don't even have
a name yet, do you?
620
00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:43,416
You know what? I believe
I'm gonna call you William.
621
00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:46,954
- How about that? William Jefferson.
- That's a great name.
622
00:42:47,055 --> 00:42:49,819
[Knocking]
623
00:42:57,232 --> 00:42:59,200
What can I say?
624
00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:08,508
He's a good man. I just came to pick up
some baby stuff for the senator.
625
00:43:09,911 --> 00:43:11,811
Excuse me.
626
00:43:14,316 --> 00:43:15,214
Hey.
627
00:43:20,689 --> 00:43:24,420
- Everybody! Come here!
- What is it?
628
00:43:27,362 --> 00:43:32,163
First election results in showing Senator
Jefferson not out of this race by any means.
629
00:43:32,267 --> 00:43:34,997
- [All Cheering]
- [Baby Crying]
630
00:43:35,103 --> 00:43:37,469
- Oh, hey.
- Oh.
631
00:43:37,572 --> 00:43:40,302
- I know.
- Okay.
632
00:43:40,408 --> 00:43:42,808
- It's okay.
- Yeah.
633
00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:45,436
Oh, it's all right.
634
00:44:23,651 --> 00:44:25,482
[Child]
I made this!
635
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:30,082
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