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TRAY: Every night, I have the same dream.
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[SIREN WAILS]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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It's the night I got arrested.
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The night of the final episode
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of "American Idol," season one.
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? Whoa, whoa ?
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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? Go Justin, go Justin ?
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? My main man, my main man ?
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh, yeah
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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SHAY: Oh!
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Look at my man, cooking food.
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- Get it, boy.
- You know that.
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Yes!
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I love cooking for my boo.
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And I love you for that shit.
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Thank you, baby.
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I just want your booty to get
as big as humanly possible.
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Boy, you crazy. You dumb as hell.
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No, I'm serious.
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I want it to look like one
of them cartoon centaurs.
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You know, half man, half horse.
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So you want some of that magical booty.
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Some of that mythological ass.
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[LAUGHS]
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You been reading Greek mythology, boy?
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Yes, yes, yes. You got me.
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Ooh, the show about to
start. Shut up, shut up.
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I'm calling it right now, Justin gonna win.
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Boy, please. Kelly is way more talented.
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Unh-unh, that boy got pure talent.
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Look at him. Look at him.
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His voice is butter.
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[VOCALIZING]
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[LAUGHS]
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You're so silly.
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I love you, Shay.
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Mm. I love you, too.
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[CHEERING]
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[SIGHS]
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Tray. Hmm?
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- We need to talk.
- About what?
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- [SHARP WHISTLE]
- I got...
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- [WHISTLING]
- Let me get up.
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What?
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Tray, don't!
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[WHISTLING]
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Shay, just Tivo that for
me. I'll be right back.
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Tray, you promised me.
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I'm gonna go get a blunt and a candy bar.
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I'll be right back.
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Are you serious, Tray?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Wait for me!
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You got me?
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Come on, you know I got you, son.
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Bobby, who was badder, Michael or Vito?
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- In "Godfather," man.
- Vito.
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Wrong. I'm gonna give you
another shot on the way back.
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Think about it.
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Yo, why you embarrassing me right now?
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You embarrassing me.
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Yo, I told you to watch it three times.
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[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]
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[BELL JINGLES]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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- Papa!
- Yeah, my friend?
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- Give me the usual.
- Mm.
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Guarini's gonna win tonight.
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No, no, no, you're wrong.
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Watch, his curls is looking kind of tight.
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Too tight, huh?
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Yeah, well, just make sure
you where you're supposed
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to be at is all I'm saying. All right.
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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What's up, Wavy?
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Dinner's ready.
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Five girls, five boys.
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Give me 20 minutes. Watch this, baby.
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Don't get cocky, nigga.
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[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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?
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Yo, Tivo that for me, Shay!
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?
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Yo, Tray! Michael!
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Michael's badder.
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Why?
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Uh, 'cause he's not Vito.
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Keep trying!
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?
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Uh, the kid is bugged out.
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Hey, what's up?
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Boy, girl?
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[SIREN CHIRPS, TIRES SQUEAL]
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Aww, shit!
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- Your hands in the air!
- Aw!
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Hands up, man! Come on!
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NYPD! Put 'em up!
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- Hands up!
- Keep 'em up! Keep 'em up!
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Keep them up!
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You have the right to remain silent.
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?
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Ca caw!
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?
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MAN: Do you understand
your rights at this time?
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TRAY: I didn't do nothing!
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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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?
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Sha-a-a-a-a-y!
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_
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?
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That was 15 years ago.
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I haven't seen my girl since.
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Prison will change a man.
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I'm wiser now.
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But still, I remain humble.
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I also might be the best
chef the world has ever known.
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You gonna give up that
recipe before you go?
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If you give a man a fish, he eats dinner.
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But if you teach a man to fish...
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Yo, yo, there's fish in it?
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I'm doing a proverb [BLEEP]
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Prison pad Thai.
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Don't go overboard on the peanut butter.
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Two packets are too much.
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[SIGHS]
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Now it's time for me to go out to the world
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and make it a better
place with my sage advice.
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Barker, you ready?
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Ready as your mother was
after I sucked her titties
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last night, Wilson.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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?
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Don't let us see you back here, Tray.
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Man, I just want to
take a shower by myself.
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I never want to see
another penis in my life,
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not even my own.
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MAN: Tray! We gonna miss that food, Tray!
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Y'all don't deserve my food,
you honey bunny eating [BLEEP]
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MAN #2: Hey, T-Money
leaving the building, y'all!
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Hey, give it up!
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[CHANTING "TRAY!"]
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?
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TRAY: Second chances are a beautiful thing.
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When I went away, my
neighborhood was hanging on
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by a thread thanks to dealers like me.
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This time, I'm gonna be a
force for positive change.
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This time, I'ma do it right.
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[PRISON DOOR SLAMS]
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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[SIREN WAILS]
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?
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? Hey, yo, I'm back after nine years ?
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? That's 36 seasons ?
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? ...is changed up for
all types of reasons ?
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? I want respect ?
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? These streets was
my playground once ?
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? I was the Mack across the 110th ?
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- Watch it!
- I'm sorry, my bad.
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It's not Michelin-starred,
it's Michelin-rated.
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It's a huge difference.
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Honey, have some seaweed. Open up.
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Seaweed is alkalizing.
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Yes, it's good for digestion.
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[BLEEP] happened to Brooklyn?!
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Brooklyn!
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[SIGHS]
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Damn.
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Papi's is gone, too.
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?
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Y'all little nigga slingin', huh?
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Chasing that paper?
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Huh? Get that money, huh?
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Then what, huh?
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You see me?
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I used to be just like
y'all little niggas, man.
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Just like y'all.
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Boom, plot twist.
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I got locked up for 15 years.
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15 years!
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Y'all little niggas need to
check your own potential, man.
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- Y'all little niggas need...
- Actually, sorry to interrupt.
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We're just waiting for our friend.
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Aah! Let's go to brunch, bitches!
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Aah! Come on, bitch!
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, my God, that guy was
just acting so weird just now.
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? You've got a way ?
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Wow.
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Shay done pulled a George Jefferson
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and moved on up.
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? Feeling bad ?
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? 'Cause you gone away ?
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Damn, there she is. Looking beautiful.
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? I feel so bad ?
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- Josh?
- Coffee?
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Oh, she got a roommate.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Mwah.
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? Was it something I did wrong? ?
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? Or is it you found ?
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[SLOW MOTION] A white dude?!
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Aah!
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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MULLINS: Dicklicker?
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Tray Barker. I'm new. I'm
coming in from Southfield.
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Come on in, Dicklicker.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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So check this out. So I
catch up to him, right?
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And then I grab him by the back of his head
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and tear out three of
them grey-ass dreadlocks.
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And I say, "Hey, brother."
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Look like you outta locks."
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[LAUGHS]
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You get it? Out of locks.
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And that's right off the head.
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That's... that's the improv class.
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Yo, money grip. This the halfway house
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or open mic for fat, black dudes?
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Who in here is Mullins?
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I'm Mullins, Dicklicker.
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I just did 15 years in prison,
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and I ain't licked a dick once.
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And I ain't gonna start with you, Al Roker.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Orientation in my office now.
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See this place?
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This is my castle.
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A'ight? I'm the king.
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Yeah, well, your castle smell
like a group of Jamaicans
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in an elevator, slap-boxing.
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I like... I like that. I like wittiness.
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I like the fact that you think you funny,
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but you ain't funny as me,
so don't you worry about that.
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What you have to understand
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is that this well-oiled facility,
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I oversee all this.
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[PAINTING CLATTERS]
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Don't worry about that.
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I'll get that later.
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All you need to know are the rules.
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Rule number one
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is all common areas need to stay clean.
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Two, make up your bed.
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Three, never find yourself in trouble.
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Four, no playing with your plantain.
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Five, no fornicating after 4:00.
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And Six, always make your
curfew, otherwise, you out.
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I just found out the woman that
I love is with a white dude.
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Look like a Duke lacrosse player.
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What, you surprised?
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You thought she was
just gonna wait for you?
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[LAUGHS]
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Shit, man.
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I'm gonna say this to you, and this is not
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a sexist comment at all, but all women
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are petty as [BLEEP]
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Hell no, not Shay!
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Okay? She's my queen.
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She just got lost.
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Yeah, she got lost on another
man's bouncy house. [LAUGHS]
267
00:10:14,524 --> 00:10:16,658
Why everything with
you gotta be about dick?
268
00:10:16,693 --> 00:10:19,461
What?! The phallus is the number one piece
269
00:10:19,496 --> 00:10:21,697
of universal comedy gold.
270
00:10:22,086 --> 00:10:23,643
Everybody love a good dick joke.
271
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,533
You know it's like Tom, Dick, and Harry.
272
00:10:25,569 --> 00:10:26,735
You heard about that, right?
273
00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,036
Nobody gives a shit about Harry.
274
00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,137
Everybody want to know who Dick is.
275
00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:31,339
I'm not here to laugh, okay?
276
00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:32,557
I'm here to inspire.
277
00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:34,943
I'm hear to teach young, at-risk kids.
278
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:37,479
TOGETHER: On the verge of
making the same mistake...
279
00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:38,880
as you did. Ah, come on, man.
280
00:10:38,915 --> 00:10:40,715
You don't think I
haven't heard this before?
281
00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:42,825
You just another dusty-ass street prophet.
282
00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:46,388
Every fool-ass convict
come through that door
283
00:10:46,423 --> 00:10:48,690
think that they Laurence Fishburne
284
00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:50,025
in "Boyz N the Hood."
285
00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:52,193
Then they find out the 'hood gone.
286
00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:54,162
Man, the neighborhood's been gentrified.
287
00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:56,126
What you need to be concerned with
288
00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,933
is getting caught in some recidivism.
289
00:10:58,969 --> 00:10:59,934
Some what?
290
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,490
[STAMMERING]
Re-cid-ivism.
291
00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:02,871
Recidivism.
292
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,110
That's what I said.
293
00:11:06,576 --> 00:11:08,639
Fine. Come on, let's take a walk, man.
294
00:11:09,312 --> 00:11:11,913
Ah, don't you put your
hand in [BLEEP] candy corn.
295
00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:13,248
Don't touch my shit.
296
00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:15,684
At the same time, we need
to, spiritually speaking...
297
00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,252
- Okay.
- Focus on how we contribute
298
00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:18,520
- two cents...
- Here they go.
299
00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:20,055
Here they go right here. This is exactly
300
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,356
what I'm talking about, Barker.
301
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:23,124
Too many mentors. Not enough mentees.
302
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,726
Jaybird, Felony, meet Tray.
303
00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:25,727
- 'Sup?
- 'Sup?
304
00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:27,429
'Sup? I look forward to guiding y'all
305
00:11:27,464 --> 00:11:28,863
on your personal journeys.
306
00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:30,565
You can guide me, but
you can walk with me...
307
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,267
But what is a journey but a
beginning, middle, and end...
308
00:11:32,302 --> 00:11:33,635
Shut the [BLEEP] up. Come on.
309
00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:36,971
This is the barracks.
You're bunk number five.
310
00:11:37,145 --> 00:11:40,141
Name's Erwin, but everybody
call me Big Country.
311
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,342
Big Country?
312
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:42,711
Well, we gonna have to swap bunks, man.
313
00:11:42,746 --> 00:11:44,179
I'm not trying to die tonight.
314
00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:45,980
[LAUGHS] You're funny, man.
315
00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:48,650
Funny? What the hell? You
want to hear some funny?
316
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,485
All right, I got a good
one for you right here.
317
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,571
What's the difference between
a hard-on and a Bugatti?
318
00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:56,558
I don't have a Bugatti.
319
00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:59,633
[LAUGHS]
320
00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:02,697
You mean to tell me you
got an erection right now?
321
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,332
No. You know what?
322
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:06,601
You got one week to find a
job, otherwise, you outta here.
323
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,002
I ain't got no damn erection.
324
00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,604
Ask me about no erection.
325
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:12,107
If that thing lasts more than
four hours, call a doctor.
326
00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:14,498
- [LAUGHS]
- What up, Big Country?
327
00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:15,845
What's up, Tray?
328
00:12:16,346 --> 00:12:18,079
[SNORING]
329
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:21,683
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
330
00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:24,886
?
331
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:25,985
I love you.
332
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,379
I love you, baby.
333
00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:30,774
Can I make love to her?
334
00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,193
[GASPS] No, man!
335
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:33,865
Get out my face, man.
336
00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:36,353
Get your nuts out my face, please.
337
00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:37,936
Gustavo.
338
00:12:37,937 --> 00:12:39,940
Yeah, thank you, Gustavo. Please leave.
339
00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:43,974
Now!
340
00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:45,732
Okay, okay.
341
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:53,978
?
342
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,214
Damn, Clyde.
343
00:12:57,446 --> 00:12:59,146
When I heard you got murdered, man,
344
00:12:59,181 --> 00:13:01,351
I cried for days in my cell, man.
345
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:04,971
I should have been there.
346
00:13:05,154 --> 00:13:07,721
Now it seem like the whole
world done moved on, man.
347
00:13:08,276 --> 00:13:10,490
I feel like Rip Van Winkle in this [BLEEP]
348
00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:12,328
And I don't even know who he is!
349
00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:15,347
But I know if you was here,
350
00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:18,334
you'd probably say some shit like...
351
00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:19,596
BOBBY: Yo, Tray!
352
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:21,604
Clyde?!
353
00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:23,011
Yo, behind you!
354
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,208
Clyde?!
355
00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:28,023
Nah, man, it's me, Bobby.
356
00:13:28,412 --> 00:13:29,575
Clyde's little brother.
357
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,026
Oh, that's what's up.
358
00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:33,788
[THUD]
359
00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:35,703
Tray?
360
00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:37,483
Fredo!
361
00:13:39,178 --> 00:13:40,272
What's that?
362
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,817
Michael killed Fredo, his own brother.
363
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:44,241
That's what made him badder,
you know what I'm saying?
364
00:13:44,277 --> 00:13:47,018
You remember asking me who
was badder in "Godfather,"
365
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:48,157
Michael or Vito.
366
00:13:48,989 --> 00:13:50,317
- I remember.
- Yeah.
367
00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:52,724
That's when he became a villain.
368
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:56,193
You never sacrifice
your family for the life.
369
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,206
Yeah, that's real right there, son.
370
00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:02,200
The last time I saw you, you were...
371
00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:03,605
Like 14, 15.
372
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,370
Yeah, now look at you, man.
373
00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,939
Looking like a broke-ass
Tupac... One-pac.
374
00:14:07,975 --> 00:14:09,507
Oh, oh, okay.
375
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,977
All right, well, um, you the
one out here looking elderly.
376
00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:13,411
- [CHUCKLES] No.
- Looking like
377
00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:15,280
you passing out from calcium deficiency.
378
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,115
You looking like Sgt. Slaughter's
379
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,316
illegitimate son.
380
00:14:18,352 --> 00:14:20,778
You look like, uh, Chicken George
381
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:23,088
- at the end of "Roots."
- [LAUGHS]
382
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,856
You got one arm longer than the other,
383
00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:26,191
and you clap like this.
384
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:28,593
[LAUGHS] Oh, okay. So, is that you?
385
00:14:28,629 --> 00:14:30,821
- 'Cause you smell so bad...
- Shut up, man!
386
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:32,258
I got a gland problem.
387
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,000
My... My bad.
388
00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:37,202
I thought you outgrow that type of stuff.
389
00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:39,070
I ain't... I ain't...
390
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:40,191
What you been doing?
391
00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:42,239
Well, you know, I'm
doing the same old same.
392
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,655
You know, business been
slow, weed game is kind of...
393
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,501
- It's been tight, man.
- Still slingin'?
394
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,719
You gonna end up in prison, Bobby.
395
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,654
Look, ain't nobody scared of jail.
396
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,723
Look, I know mad people in there.
397
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,658
Plus, all they do is rap and work out.
398
00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:58,464
In prison, as pretty as you
are, you would be a perfect 10.
399
00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:00,931
Thank you, man.
400
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,282
That's... that's not good, Bobby.
401
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,904
They will turn your butthole
into a parking garage.
402
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:09,506
Start putting all kind
of cars in there, man.
403
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,859
Buicks, Cutlass Sierras, Oldsmobiles.
404
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,078
Somebody gonna put a Hummer in there.
405
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,847
You don't want nobody
parking no Hummer in there.
406
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,749
- I don't want no Hummer.
- No, man.
407
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,918
You don't want your rectum turned into
408
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,085
a parking garage, man.
409
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,381
That's not what you want.
410
00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,634
You don't want nobody parking
no Hummer in there, man.
411
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,967
This is my neighborhood, man.
412
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,547
Things done changed.
413
00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:32,991
Just like "Planet of the Apes," man.
414
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:35,172
Weird.
415
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:39,001
Like when Zira was talking
to Dr. Zaius, and she said,
416
00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:41,302
"What do you think they'll
find out there, Doctor?"
417
00:15:41,303 --> 00:15:43,470
And he said, "Their destiny."
418
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,341
The worst part is with Shay, man.
419
00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,146
She done moved on and got a new man.
420
00:15:49,171 --> 00:15:50,678
Hey, what is you talking about?
421
00:15:50,713 --> 00:15:53,385
What happened to the dude
that I knew, that I idolized?
422
00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:55,681
You Big Tray Diesel, man.
423
00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:57,274
Go get your girl, Tray.
424
00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,283
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
425
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,586
Look, we do it like everybody else.
426
00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:03,287
We start from the beginning.
427
00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:04,288
With God.
428
00:16:04,324 --> 00:16:05,324
No.
429
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:07,268
The Internet.
430
00:16:09,146 --> 00:16:12,815
[MUSIC PLAYING]
431
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,296
? Ooh, won't you believe ?
432
00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:17,597
? I will love you through infinity ?
433
00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:20,266
[APPLAUSE]
434
00:16:20,302 --> 00:16:23,236
? I will love you through infinity ?
435
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:24,632
Shay Shay.
436
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:28,055
Welcome, everyone, and thank
you so much for being here.
437
00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:30,560
I'm gonna bring it down for a sec.
438
00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:33,502
The U.S. has over
439
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,948
600,000 homeless.
440
00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:37,884
These are our friends.
441
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,952
Our family members.
442
00:16:39,988 --> 00:16:40,988
Our...
443
00:16:41,022 --> 00:16:42,994
[BOTTLE RATTLES]
444
00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,325
Ex-convicts.
445
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,193
Doing time in the house!
446
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:48,604
- [CROWD MURMURING]
- They are us.
447
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,596
That is why I am so very proud
448
00:16:50,632 --> 00:16:53,132
to be a part of the Rest Easy Initiative.
449
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:54,779
You tell 'em, Shay!
450
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:58,321
We've already raised enough money to buy
451
00:16:58,356 --> 00:17:00,289
over 2,000 brand-new beds.
452
00:17:00,324 --> 00:17:01,590
Yes, yes, y'all!
453
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,883
But there is so much more that we can do.
454
00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:04,894
I heard that.
455
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:08,133
We will eradicate homelessness.
456
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,173
Damn right.
457
00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:11,007
One bed at a time.
458
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:12,409
- [APPLAUSE]
- Thank you.
459
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:13,943
You're welcome.
460
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:15,459
Thank you so much.
461
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:18,698
[MUSIC RESUMES]
462
00:17:20,285 --> 00:17:22,142
That was quite the speech, Shannon.
463
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,554
So articulate.
464
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:25,751
You should think about politics.
465
00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:27,019
- Excuse me.
- You have a gift.
466
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,787
I'll let you guys finish
in just two seconds.
467
00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,856
Shay, I just want to say it's me, Tray.
468
00:17:30,891 --> 00:17:32,658
I'm back. And I just want to say,
469
00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:34,174
you know, even though
you didn't come visit me,
470
00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,057
15 years I was incarcerated,
471
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:37,893
all is forgiven.
472
00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:39,883
Come here and give me some love.
473
00:17:40,112 --> 00:17:42,319
[LAUGHS]
474
00:17:43,571 --> 00:17:46,769
Tray, you are quite the funny man.
475
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,092
You know, he's one of our former homeless.
476
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,594
Can you excuse us for just a second?
477
00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:52,843
Indeed.
478
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:54,630
- Come on, Shay, come on.
- Shh!
479
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:57,255
This is velour, man. This is velour!
480
00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:00,203
You all pink champagne'd up now, huh?
481
00:18:00,354 --> 00:18:01,425
Nigga,
482
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,551
you got some nerve thinking
you can crash my event.
483
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,082
How dare you!
484
00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,805
Damn, hello to you, too.
485
00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:11,549
- Shannon?
- I tried to stop him, Shannon.
486
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,983
Everything good? You okay?
487
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,321
She all right, home boy. I'm
gonna send her to you soon.
488
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,323
I'm sorry, are we gonna
have to tussle, hombre?
489
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,293
Tussle? Hombre? What the [BLEEP]
is this, "West Side Story"?
490
00:18:21,328 --> 00:18:22,532
- Josh.
- Yeah?
491
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,800
Sweetie bear, please wait for me inside.
492
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,634
Yeah, go on in and have
some of that pink stuff.
493
00:18:26,669 --> 00:18:27,902
It looked delicious.
494
00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,737
- I got this.
- Hey, I'm watching you.
495
00:18:29,772 --> 00:18:31,486
I'm watching you, too, mangina.
496
00:18:31,774 --> 00:18:33,365
I am not a mangina.
497
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,210
I'm just a regular man.
498
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,389
At last by ourselves.
499
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:42,827
[LAUGHS]
500
00:18:43,342 --> 00:18:44,685
15 years you been outta my life,
501
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,886
you think you're just gonna be able
502
00:18:45,922 --> 00:18:47,521
to walk right back in it, huh?
503
00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:48,522
Hell no!
504
00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:49,657
There's the old Shay.
505
00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:51,926
I got by Shannon now, not Shay.
506
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,961
You calling yourself by
your government name now?
507
00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:57,531
Bitch, do you know how hard I had to work
508
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,966
to pull myself up out the gutter?
509
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,568
How long did it take for you to marry
510
00:19:00,603 --> 00:19:01,569
that white man in there?
511
00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:03,082
Josh is a good man.
512
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,673
He writes voiceovers for Anthony Bourdain.
513
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,974
Yeah, but do you love him, though?
514
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,215
Yes, I do.
515
00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:14,614
[DOOR OPENS]
516
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:15,635
SHAHZAD: Mom!
517
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,772
Amira's trying to poison me with peanuts.
518
00:19:17,797 --> 00:19:19,518
I am not. Yes, you are!
519
00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:22,588
Amira, Shahzad, go inside
with your father now.
520
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,384
Are you okay? I'm fine.
521
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,505
Go inside right now.
522
00:19:31,575 --> 00:19:32,726
Tray, I know what you want to say.
523
00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,142
How old are they?
524
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:35,662
- 15.
- Twins?
525
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:37,998
- Tray...
- Scientifically speaking,
526
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,701
how did you and a
Caucasian man make two kids
527
00:19:40,736 --> 00:19:42,970
whose last name could be Wesley and Snipes?
528
00:19:43,005 --> 00:19:45,309
- Good night, Shannon!
- [LAUGHS]
529
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,641
Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Washington.
530
00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:49,176
Your support is appreciated.
531
00:19:49,211 --> 00:19:52,746
When I get home, I'm going to
write you a very large check!
532
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:54,581
Oh, you are so kind.
533
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:55,975
[LAUGHS]
534
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,442
Listen to me, Tray.
535
00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:59,381
Those kids didn't grow
up the way that we did.
536
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,888
They got nice friends.
They go to a nice school.
537
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,929
If those are my kids, I deserve to know.
538
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:05,784
Two, three, four...
539
00:20:05,819 --> 00:20:07,452
? Since you been gone ?
540
00:20:07,487 --> 00:20:09,320
- Not now, Bobby!
- Say what?!
541
00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:11,423
- Not right now!
- This the loudest it go!
542
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:13,901
Look, I told you not to leave.
543
00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:15,927
I told you not to go out
there and sell that rock,
544
00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:17,305
but you went, anyway.
545
00:20:17,573 --> 00:20:18,839
You could have gave them Wavy.
546
00:20:18,874 --> 00:20:19,909
I don't snitch.
547
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,144
And that's why I didn't tell
you about the kids, Tray.
548
00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:24,612
Because wherever you go, you bring chaos!
549
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:25,855
I don't bring chaos!
550
00:20:25,856 --> 00:20:26,856
Yes, you do!
551
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:28,616
- Huh?!
- Not now, Bobby!
552
00:20:28,651 --> 00:20:29,775
Oh, oh, okay.
553
00:20:30,219 --> 00:20:31,552
? You say ?
554
00:20:31,587 --> 00:20:33,487
[TIRES SQUEAL]
555
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,019
?
556
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,354
- Oh! Oh!
- What happened?
557
00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:42,024
Oh, look, my bad, Tray!
558
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,726
You look gorgeous, Shay!
559
00:20:43,761 --> 00:20:46,095
Um, oh, you all right, man.
560
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,997
Oh, yeah, you go ahead,
walk this off, baby.
561
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:49,550
You gonna be just fine.
562
00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:50,933
God damn it, Tray!
563
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,782
You ain't changed a bit!
564
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,584
- He's fine!
- Oh!
565
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:57,800
Come on, come on, come on, inside.
566
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:05,395
? Since you been gone ?
567
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,496
I'm a father.
568
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,930
? Since you been gone ?
569
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,343
Harold!
570
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,704
- [SIREN WAILS]
- I'm a father.
571
00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,592
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