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It's about time, Mr. Lollygag.
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I sent you to the store hours ago.
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Sorry, Mom. I tried to drive
fast but there were squirrels.
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My mom and Frank
had this weird co-dependency
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where his happiness
was tied to her happiness,
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but so was her happiness.
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- Hell's bells, real Cool Whip?
- It was on your list.
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- Oh...
- You let him buy real Cool Whip?
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Did I get a raise I don't know about?
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I wrote Cool Whip with a "K,"
the cheap store brand.
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Never buy anything spelled correctly.
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At Ralph's you pay extra for grammar.
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Been a long day.
I'm gonna take a shower.
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- It won't happen again, Mom.
- I need to be able to count on you
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while your dad's doing
all this overtime.
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Greetings and salutations, madam!
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I had been cast
in a production of "Show Boat,"
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playing a suave riverboat gambler.
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Unfortunately, the only
person from the South
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I was familiar with was Foghorn Leghorn.
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I say, I say, what a charming evening,
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the scent of juniper filling the air.
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- Oh.
- It's not juniper,
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it's Mom's boiled cabbage.
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And you missed out!
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Enjoy your peanut butter
sandwich for supper.
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Oh, I think we can do better
than that for our star.
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- Star.
- I am the star!
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I totally aced my audition.
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How many male roles in this show?
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Seventeen.
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Maybe we should've put up more fliers.
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I'm making a Hungry-Man dinner for
your dad. I'll throw one in for you.
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He gets a Hungry-Man for showing up late?
Why is Timmy so special?
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Oh, he's only special
compared to the rest of you.
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Oh, you hear that?
It's not you, it's us!
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How'd rehearsal go?
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Did you bring up my suggestion
of adding a genie?
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I doubt they'd have a genie
on a Mississippi riverboat.
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All I know is it works on that show.
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This production has much
bigger problems, Mom.
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I'm doing the best work of my career,
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but these sets are amateur hour.
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It's called "Show Boat,"
and so far there's no boat.
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Wendi says they can't spend
any money on sets.
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The whole point is raising funds
for soccer equipment.
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The whole point is reaching
across those footlights
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to bring a little magic
into people's lives.
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And what's more magical than a genie?
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I'll shut up now.
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I couldn't help overhear
that your little show
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might be in need of some
nautical-themed items.
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I am a man with influential
friends and associates.
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Uh-huh, you saw "The Godfather" again.
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Seriously, how do you keep
getting into that movie?
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I am a man with influential
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friends and associates.
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I might be able to procure
some boat stuff for your set.
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What's that gonna cost me?
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You insult me with offers of money.
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But someday...
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and this day may never come...
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I will call upon you
to do a service for me.
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You're saying it may never come?
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Oh... it'll come.
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So, what have I been missing
around here?
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Anything interesting with the kids?
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You skip a few nights at home,
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you think they suddenly get interesting?
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That's kind of interesting.
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Oh, my God.
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Joey got that for my show!
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How does he get his mitts
on crazy stuff like that?
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Don't ask too many questions.
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Otherwise, I might have
to return my Ginsu knives.
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I just hope there's not some
ocean liner out there,
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drifting around in circles.
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Frank, you'll need to drive
Timmy to his rehearsal.
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He's not gonna be able to carry
that wheel on his bike.
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You've got the whole house
jumping through hoops
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just because you're in a show.
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- It's not fair.
- If it bugs you,
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do something great
that people like, like I do.
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I'm great at important things
like algebra and penmanship...
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not lame stuff like musicals.
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"Show Boat," lame?
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Tell that to legendary
theater impresario...
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Florenz Ziegfeld.
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Looking back, it's shocking
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that my brothers didn't punch me more.
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Hey!
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Look what we brought!
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A genuine captain's wheel? Far out!
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Yeah, my brother got it for us
for the Cotton Blossom.
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Thanks so much, Frank!
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Oh. Oh, no, no, I meant my...
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I like to support the theater.
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Aren't you late for your dumb nonsense?
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Yeah.
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Are you one of the actors, too, then?
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No, I'm from the soccer team.
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We're hoping to buy
shin guards this year
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so I can finally stop bleeding
through my knee socks.
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We tried to get her
to be in the show because...
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Uh-huh, because why?
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You know, because it's set
in the South, and...
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you have such a beautiful singing voice.
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I don't.
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But I am the only
black person in school.
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We should get this wheel backstage.
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Ladies, I can handle it.
I placed in the 75th percentile
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for the President's
Physical Fitness Test.
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Hey pal, look what Gino brought me.
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A whole case.
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- Check this out.
- How'd you come across that?
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Well, let's just say
it fell off the back of a truck.
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- Is that what happened?
- Pretty much.
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Truck hit a speed bump,
it fell off the back.
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This pleases me.
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You two have shown me great respect.
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Oh, hey, can I try out your ring?
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I know what you're thinking, but no,
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this wasn't done
by professional carpenters.
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It's terrible, but your wheel
will definitely help.
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For the record, I wanted to do
a bake sale.
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Hold the work backstage!
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The artists are attempting
to engage the muse.
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From the fourth bar.
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Gaylord and Magnolia,
feeling the first tender shoots
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of love's flowering.
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♪ Might as well make believe ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ For to tell the truth ♪
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♪ I do ♪
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Lovely, children.
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Nice working with you, kiddo.
You've got some chops.
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We might want to speak to costumes
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about getting you some lifts.
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There goes our money
for the soccer team.
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I should've gone to public school.
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They have Title IX, pizza Fridays,
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and other black people.
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We'll never be ready by show night.
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What if we went at this differently?
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- Like a bake sale?
- Forget the three-dimensional boat,
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we could do something
lightweight in two dimensions
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- and suspend it from a traverse rod.
- That sounds smart.
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I placed in the 76th percentile
in Engineering and Physics.
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I would go with 2/10 scale
with a forced perspective.
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We'll build the ship...
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine...
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10 Frank's feet long.
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That sounds great, but we don't
have time to start over.
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We do if I help,
and we keep it very simple.
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We need a steam whistle,
smoke machine, lots of lights,
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and a rotating paddle wheel.
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Your set will look like a million bucks.
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We have ten.
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Eight. I bought gum for the crew.
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Where on Earth are you
coming from, Frank?
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I swear I heard you
cleaning the gutters,
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stomping around up there.
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That possum must be putting on weight.
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Sorry, Mom, I stuck around
to help work on Timmy's sets.
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Every day you put the gutters off,
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that possum becomes
a more formidable foe.
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Why can't somebody else
do the gutters, like Lawrence?
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'Cause I told you to do it.
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Yeah. Plus, I have that inner-ear thing.
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Whenever I go up on a ladder,
my inner ear hears the words,
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"This seems like a Frank job."
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Mom, guess what?
I'm playing two roles now.
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They asked me to also play
Stevedore Joe,
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so I get to sing "Old Man River"!
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Isn't Joe an Afro-American?
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It'll be my greatest acting challenge.
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But no black-face. That's
considered in poor taste now.
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- Very good, Mom.
- Hmm. Heard that
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- from an Oriental.
- Eh, there it is.
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So, I'm thinking I want to keep
helping the girls with the set.
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- They really like my ideas.
- Ideas.
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No, I have much too much work
for you to do around here.
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Besides, I only have room in this family
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for one insufferable show-off.
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Forward roll!
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Here we go.
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- Oh!
- Wow.
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- Cleary residence.
- Hey, Frank.
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- Oh, hi, Wendi.
- Hey, thanks again
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for all your help today.
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Yeah, about that. I'm not sure...
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Oh, we're asking too much, aren't we?
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N...
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I-I understand.
It's just watching you today,
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all lit up with inspiration,
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this show started to get fun again.
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Well, it's just I'm not sure...
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Hey, hey.
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- Whup!
- Nice!
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...how I'll be able to sleep tonight,
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dreaming about
putting that boat together.
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- See you tomorrow, Wendi.
- Is that my girlfriend?
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Sorry you had to talk to Frank.
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Now the receiver
smells like Frank breath.
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♪ You an' me, we sweat an' strain ♪
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To get away with defying Mom,
Frank had to work double-duty,
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still executing all her heinous chores
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and then secretly slipping away
to build sets with Wendi.
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♪ An' you land in jaaaaiiiil... ♪
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What's up? Besides us.
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- Ha!
- No horseplay! I'm on a ladder.
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Where did you get the scissor lift?
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If I tell you, everyone gets one,
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then they're not cool anymore.
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That looks like pretty grim work.
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It's not bad, except for
the baby bird skeletons,
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but I get the satisfaction
of helping Mom.
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More satisfaction than helping
those girls from the play
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who are your own age
and not related to you?
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Entertainment folk with their
free and easy ways...
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Nobody's "free and easy."
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They're nice girls who
just want to play soccer.
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How about I take over here for you
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so you can go hang out
with your show folk?
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Then one day, you can do a favor for me.
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Okay.
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But if isn't done to perfection,
Mom'll know it wasn't me.
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Relax, I'll do it exactly like someone
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who is weirdly obsessed with
the approval of his mother.
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You better.
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Where'd that thing come from?
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I know a guy who knows a guy.
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In court they're called accomplices.
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Get down from there.
You and I are going for seafood.
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Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
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I need it right now, and fast.
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You think something like this
is a harmless prank,
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but folks have gone to jail for less.
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- I don't want to go to jail.
- No, you don't.
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There are much better ways
to see Johnny Cash for free.
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But maybe if you and I go in the
restaurant and you apologize,
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we can smooth this over.
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Okay.
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But what am I apologizing for?
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Seriously?
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You're gonna sit there and deny
that you stole that?
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Stole what?
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That wasn't there before.
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00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:29,773
Let's go. Come on.
250
00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:32,472
Just point it at the backdrop and...
251
00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:37,481
Wow! So pretty, Frank.
252
00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,516
You're an artist.
253
00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,418
Is that somebody surfing
on the Mississippi River?
254
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,354
Oh, I shot this at Zuma Beach.
255
00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:44,805
We can splice that out.
256
00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,290
You should be really proud.
257
00:10:46,392 --> 00:10:48,575
I mean, you built a really great set.
258
00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:50,861
And more importantly,
got Melissa to stop yapping
259
00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:52,295
about her bake sale.
260
00:10:52,348 --> 00:10:53,597
I'm selling cupcakes in the lobby.
261
00:10:53,649 --> 00:10:55,065
I don't care what anybody says.
262
00:10:55,117 --> 00:10:57,167
Places for dress rehearsal!
263
00:10:57,269 --> 00:11:04,341
♪ Only make believe I love you... ♪
264
00:11:04,443 --> 00:11:06,944
♪ Only make believe ♪
265
00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,813
♪ That you love me ♪
266
00:11:09,849 --> 00:11:13,200
♪ Others find peace of mind ♪
267
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:16,303
♪ In pretending... ♪
268
00:11:16,389 --> 00:11:19,056
♪ Couldn't you? ♪
269
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,175
♪ Couldn't I? ♪
270
00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:25,062
♪ Couldn't we... ♪
271
00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:27,898
- ♪ Make... ♪
- There I was, singing my guts out,
272
00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:30,008
and all anyone was looking at
was Frank's stupid boat.
273
00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:31,283
Frank!
274
00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:32,954
My pride kept me
from caring what they thought...
275
00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:36,073
- or it would have if I had any.
- Forward roll!
276
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:50,721
Look, all I'm asking is you tone
down the effects tomorrow night
277
00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:52,423
so the audience notices I'm there.
278
00:11:52,491 --> 00:11:54,692
Actors, they always think
they're the ones
279
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,594
people come to see,
but the star tonight was my set.
280
00:11:57,663 --> 00:12:00,114
And me! I play the boat!
281
00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:02,866
Okay, the stage crew
liked it, sure, but tomorrow
282
00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:05,135
is a paying audience of
soccer team boosters...
283
00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:07,938
a more sophisticated, European crowd.
284
00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:09,473
I'm not changing a thing.
285
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,708
It's called "Show Boat," not Show Timmy.
286
00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:13,644
Frank had gotten his first
taste of that fleeting,
287
00:12:13,696 --> 00:12:15,946
shallow showbiz glory
that feels so much better
288
00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,147
than actual love,
289
00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:18,866
but it was supposed to mine.
290
00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:21,785
And in taking it,
he had made a powerful enemy.
291
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:24,655
Hey, Dad, why don't you
get out that projector
292
00:12:24,757 --> 00:12:26,690
and show us those home movies
you took at the air show?
293
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,560
Outstanding idea.
294
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:31,645
- Mm-hmm.
- Buckle up, kids.
295
00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:34,564
Tonight we are soaring
with the Blue Angels!
296
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,551
His air show movies?
297
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:39,369
Really? Why would you do that to us?
298
00:12:39,438 --> 00:12:41,655
I'll have to find my glasses
with the fake open eyes.
299
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:44,208
We all agreed we'd only let him
show those on Father's Day
300
00:12:44,276 --> 00:12:45,943
and only if we forgot to get him a card.
301
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:47,194
And ever since we made that rule,
302
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,046
we have never forgotten the card.
303
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,148
Oh, come on. Those movies aren't so bad,
304
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,883
and it makes your dad happy
when we watch 'em together.
305
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:54,384
- I'll be in the kitchen.
- Peg!
306
00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:57,054
My Bell and Howell projector is gone!
307
00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,423
Well, things have a way of
disappearing around this house.
308
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:02,643
I can't keep a bra catalogue!
309
00:13:02,728 --> 00:13:03,977
Your projector is missing?
310
00:13:04,063 --> 00:13:05,695
- I don't know.
- That's strange.
311
00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,464
I might know who had something
to do with this.
312
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,500
Joey!
313
00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:11,151
You know anything about
my missing projector?
314
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,570
No, Pop, but I can ask
Mousey and Ray-Ray
315
00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:15,572
- to check the word on the street.
- Or maybe I can call the police
316
00:13:15,674 --> 00:13:17,107
and have them search the premises,
317
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,776
including a certain, uh, tree house.
318
00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:21,612
You don't have to call the police.
319
00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:23,247
- I took your projector.
- You took it?
320
00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:25,249
I'm using it for special effects
in "Show Boat."
321
00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:27,384
Oh, maybe we should've
taken you to the doctor
322
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:29,219
when you failed that hearing
test at school and they said
323
00:13:29,271 --> 00:13:31,638
it might be something serious,
because I specifically told you
324
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,424
- not to work on "Show Boat."
- I know, but I-I...
325
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,638
I like it. I'm good at it,
and it makes me happy.
326
00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:38,722
Is that the groovy, new trend now?
327
00:13:38,747 --> 00:13:41,365
Everyone doing things that
they're good at and being happy?
328
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,100
Plus the people there
show me appreciation,
329
00:13:43,185 --> 00:13:44,501
which never happens around here.
330
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:45,903
Hey, pal, your appreciation is
331
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,538
that we haven't sold you to the Gypsies.
332
00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:49,540
Yeah, I'm starting to wonder
what's really going on...
333
00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:51,141
if this sudden interest in theater
334
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,642
is really an interest in those girls?
335
00:13:52,745 --> 00:13:53,944
- What?!
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:57,314
No! Wh-What's going on here
337
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,216
is you can't stand me doing
something away from you
338
00:13:59,285 --> 00:14:00,684
that isn't under your thumb!
339
00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,387
I'm just trying to protect you
from making a fool of yourself.
340
00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:05,188
The only thing you're protecting me from
341
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,790
is having my own life
342
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,342
because it means maybe someday
343
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,660
I won't be at your beck and call!
344
00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:13,330
You're so afraid to go out
in the world and do things,
345
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:15,966
you just want the rest of us to be
as afraid of the world as you are.
346
00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:18,635
- Hey, knock it off!
- Well, I'm not afraid!
347
00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:20,470
And I'm not afraid of you.
348
00:14:24,276 --> 00:14:26,026
I'm still scared of you, Mom.
349
00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:28,127
Thank you, William.
350
00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:29,986
You always know just what to say.
351
00:14:31,276 --> 00:14:33,025
Once the idea
of watching air show movies
352
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,830
got into his head,
my dad couldn't sleep.
353
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,361
And he wasn't about to let the
lack of a projector stop him.
354
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:40,466
Ooh, delta formation.
355
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:42,220
Such precision.
356
00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:44,653
Whoa, they're flying backwards.
357
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,255
There you go.
358
00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:58,526
Ahoy, buttheads. King crabs,
straight from Seafood Fart.
359
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:00,410
Seriously bummed to see that "O" back.
360
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,159
Pull up the ladder in case of visitors.
361
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:03,653
My brother Pat climbs in his sleep.
362
00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:05,640
One of the crabs got away from me
when I was locking up my bike.
363
00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:07,582
They trick you by running sideways.
364
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,714
Wow. These are almost as nice
365
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,464
as the crabs I got from your sister.
366
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,617
- I don't have a sister.
- You have any girl cousins?
367
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,109
- Yeah.
- Then it works.
368
00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:16,921
Where were we? Oh, yeah,
369
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:18,911
I believe this is mine.
370
00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:21,159
Again? Seriously?
371
00:15:21,244 --> 00:15:23,387
Oh, you'll have a chance to win it back.
372
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,429
- Five card stud.
- Look what I found in my tree...
373
00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:28,780
some delinquent Keebler Elves.
374
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,687
Dad, you can't just barge in
on a man's tree house.
375
00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:33,037
I could've legally shot you.
376
00:15:33,108 --> 00:15:36,109
My tree, my rules.
377
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:39,780
- Hi, Mr. Cleary.
- Stay for a while, son.
378
00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:43,166
I'm hurt you didn't invite me
to your party.
379
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,818
You'll note mine's a cream soda.
380
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,954
I-I was planning on doing some
scissor lifting later.
381
00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:49,523
You do realize gambling's
illegal in this state?
382
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,693
T-True, but we're 14 feet
off the ground,
383
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,795
so technically,
we're subject to astronaut law.
384
00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:56,730
We don't always play
for money, Mr. Cleary.
385
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,582
A lot of the times,
Joey forgives our debts
386
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,800
if we're able to offer him a favor.
387
00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:01,869
I got him that scissor lift
from my dad's job site.
388
00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:04,738
Mm. Looks like you called in
a lot of favors.
389
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,424
I see radial tires, olive oil,
390
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,776
a wiggling sack of something.
391
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,378
As a responsible father,
392
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,714
there's only one way
for me to handle this.
393
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:16,450
Deal me in.
394
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:18,785
Uh...
395
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:23,624
Here's a little something
I call the "Cleary"
396
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,059
because it's a...
397
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:27,227
full house.
398
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,514
Poor me with only two pair...
399
00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:31,765
of the same thing.
400
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,067
That's better, isn't it?
401
00:16:35,921 --> 00:16:37,638
This feels like a good stopping point.
402
00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:40,324
- Because you have all the money!
- Yeah!
403
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:41,942
I mean, you're not seriously keeping it?
404
00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,777
Uh, uh, your goal was to teach
me a lesson, right?
405
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,579
Yeah, I like to get paid for my lessons.
406
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,514
I won this by cheating fair and square.
407
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,316
You cheated?
408
00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:51,618
Yeah.
409
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,771
But it's okay,
410
00:16:54,857 --> 00:16:57,958
because we're under astronaut law.
411
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:02,062
T-minus 10... 9...
412
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:05,432
8... 7...
413
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,367
It was finally show night.
414
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:10,470
A battle royale between me
and a cardboard boat.
415
00:17:10,522 --> 00:17:13,307
Fortunately, I had a secret
weapon up my sleeve.
416
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:17,711
- Timmy, I need to talk to you.
- Uh, s-s-sure... sure.
417
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,980
I guess Mom isn't coming tonight
because of our fight.
418
00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:22,883
Sorry about that. I know how her
approval means a lot to you.
419
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:25,018
I think I understand now
what it's like for you,
420
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,619
doing something that inspires you
421
00:17:26,722 --> 00:17:29,940
while other people crap on it
and try to hold you back.
422
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:31,692
Other people like me.
423
00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:33,493
You have been
one of my harshest critics.
424
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,312
You and that smug second grader
425
00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:37,064
who writes those reviews
for the school paper.
426
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,932
Well, she's a hack.
427
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,484
Good luck tonight.
428
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,337
Frank.
429
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,207
I asked Dad to show us
his home movies last night
430
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:49,776
so Mom would find out and stop
you from doing the show.
431
00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:51,912
I was jealous of your set
for upstaging me.
432
00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:54,914
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
433
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:57,351
If you hadn't done that, I might
never have stood up to Mom.
434
00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,519
I can't believe you were jealous.
435
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,204
No one's ever been jealous of me before.
436
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:03,657
Except for Mrs. Strausser,
who raves about my skin.
437
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:06,309
I'm not proud of what I did, Frank.
438
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:07,894
Mostly because it didn't work.
439
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:14,167
Seriously, I wish it had
worked. I hated that damn boat.
440
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,604
♪ Ol' man river ♪
441
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:20,974
♪ Dat ol' man river ♪
442
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:24,044
♪ He mus' know sumpin' ♪
443
00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:27,881
♪ But don't say nuthin' ♪
444
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:31,334
- ♪ He jes' keeps rollin' along ♪
- Dr. King did not march for this.
445
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,804
Just picture those shin guards.
446
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,035
I brought Dad's projector back.
447
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,337
Didn't go to the cast party
with your new theater friends?
448
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:54,007
Meeting up in some coffee house,
wear berets, and play bongos?
449
00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:56,009
They're mostly just a soccer team.
450
00:18:56,111 --> 00:18:57,911
We had orange slices at intermission.
451
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:01,548
I brought you this.
452
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,083
A program from the show.
453
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,885
They put my name in there.
454
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:11,024
Some of what you said last night...
455
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:12,225
might be true.
456
00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:17,731
About me sometimes holding you back.
457
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,766
Then again, it's only natural.
458
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,451
Every parent wants their
children to end up
459
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,070
just a little less happy than they are.
460
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,738
I'm not sure that's universal, Mom.
461
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,874
What do I know?
I grew up in a different time.
462
00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:30,510
Expectations for girls
weren't set that high.
463
00:19:30,612 --> 00:19:34,614
And I met your father, and then
along came all you kids.
464
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,551
Eight needy nails in my
hopes and dreams coffin.
465
00:19:41,623 --> 00:19:45,759
But I guess I could try to be
a little bit more encouraging.
466
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:49,262
Let you boys march out into the world
467
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:51,014
with sky-high expectations.
468
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,934
And if they don't work out,
I'll be here for you.
469
00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:56,186
To come crawling back to.
470
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:57,804
To tell me I was right.
471
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,440
Or if they do work out,
472
00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:03,110
we can come back to say thank you.
473
00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:07,280
I love you, Mom.
474
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,118
That word.
475
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:12,786
You're probably starving.
476
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:15,525
I'm gonna heat you up
a Hungry-Man dinner.
477
00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:19,456
It's a new one... Mexican enchiladas.
478
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,479
- Hey, you see that one?
- Sure.
479
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,124
X-27 Lancer.
480
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,563
Any idea how many Gs
that baby's pulling?
481
00:20:29,656 --> 00:20:31,628
I don't know. 3?
482
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,946
A million?
483
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,968
What's this nonsense?
484
00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,104
Barry's Barnstormers
was supposed to be up next.
485
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:44,108
These look like the movies that
William took of Timmy's show.
486
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:47,234
Geez Louise, this looks amazing!
487
00:20:47,336 --> 00:20:51,371
It's not the "Crowned Clowns
of the Air," but... not bad.
488
00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:53,707
Well, we all knew Timmy
had a dose of creativity,
489
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:55,889
but it looks like we have a second son
490
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,959
- with a budding talent.
- Huh.
491
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,732
I'm thinking William could
really be a filmmaker one day.
492
00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:08,686
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