All language subtitles for Spin City s06e01 The Arrival.eng

Last time on "spin city"...

Who would have thought

that you'd end up being
my best friend?

Who would have thought?

I-I can't do this.

Oh, Charlie,
I think you're confused.

What you meant to say was,
"yes, thank you."

I'm sorry.

Look, I was confused
about my feelings for you,

but now I'm not.

We're friends,
and that's what's important.

[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

CAITLIN: Anyway,
I really respect

that you put our friendship
ahead of sex,

and I have to admit
as I lie here in the tub,

covered in bubbles
with the candles going,

it's probably better
you're not here.

She's taking
a bubble bath.

What the hell
am I doing here?

And now...

Can I come in?

Well, this is a surprise.

Mmm.

And don't you worry
about my needs.

I just want to give you
the most pleasure possible.

If you insist.

[ROMANTIC SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN'S VOICE: Yo, buddy,
that'll be $6.75.

That'll be $6.75.

Hey!

Thanks, but I'll take my tip
in cash.

You don't know
what you're missing.

Can I come in?

Well, this is a surprise.

Oh, Caitlin.

I just kissed
Jackie chan.

Please tell me you didn't
come back for sex.

Sex? No.

No, God, no.

I came back because
I forgot my... Keys...

And my condom.

Charlie, I was upset earlier,
you were very sweet,

and we had a moment.

That's all it was.
The window is closed.

So we'll open it.

We'll re-create the moment.

Now...

You were upset...
Wah-wah...

I gave you a hug...

whoa, whoa, whoa,
take it easy.

I'm not here just to be
another notch on your bedpost.

Oh, please.

I don't put notches
on my bedpost.

It's all on computer now.

Caitlin, this isn't
just about sex.

I value our friendship, too,
but I think we can have more.

Let me try
to open the window.

Okay, but the odds are,
like, a million to one.

That's the spirit.

You relax,
I'll get us some wine.

Wine...

the wd-40
of window-opening.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

This is a playful
little vintage,

and it goes great with...

Another guy.

Look at you.

You spent a month in Costa Rica?
You never take vacations.

Yeah, well, I realized
it was time to take a break

when I fell asleep
while briefing a congressman.

How embarrassing. Yeah, especially
since I was driving at the time.

You know,

I just went down there
for one week,

and then I met someone
and I just kept going.

You must have
some great stories.

Probably too many to tell
right now.

Maybe you should
go back to your hotel

and type them up
for tomorrow.

Look, Charlie,
Caitlin and I, you know,

we dated,
but we're just friends.

So, you know, I don't want
to get in the way here.

What? Why would you
be in the way?

Come on. It's late,

there's a bottle of wine,

there's a condom
over there.

It's not like that.

It's a little like that.

Maybe I should go.

No, no, no. I'll go.

That would be better.

I told the guys
I'd meet them

after I left here,

so, you guys,
you enjoy yourself,

and I'll see you tomorrow.

Michael!

Mikey!

Look at you.
You look great.

Hey, Charlie's here.
And there's a condom.

Guys, guys,
we gotta work tomorrow.

I don't think the mayor would
be too happy if he knew...

did someone say party?

Caitlin.

I was up half the night.

I have a new theory
on getting the window open.

Let's try again,
but this time

without your old boyfriend
and the entire city hall staff.

Charlie, you can't force
a moment like we had.

Romance has to be
spontaneous.

Look, I'm not good
at this.

All I know is I'm a man,
you're a woman.

Let's do stuff.

And you say you're not
good at this.

You're being unrealistic
about this romance stuff.

I'm telling you,
guys just aren't like that.

So I take her for this
romantic walk on the beach.

I mean, there's a breeze,
there's these wildflowers,

two doves,
two white doves,

just floating
in lazy circles above us.

It was the perfect
romantic moment.

You should wear a bell
around your neck

so I know where you are.

Mike, I've never seen you
looking so happy and relaxed.

Well, you know what?
It's Allison. It's Allison.

I think of her,
and I just smile.

Okay, see that?

So when do we
get to meet her?

Uh, you can't. She's gone.
What do you mean?

Well, she works for
the world wildlife fund,

so she's going
on a 6-month trip tomorrow,

and I gotta go back
to Washington,

so, you know,
it just can't work.

Mike, we know you.
You can make anything work.

For God's sake,
you made Paul work.

How could you just
let her go?

PAUL: What if
she's the one?

What if you spend the rest
of your life searching

and you never find anyone
as perfect as her?

Okay, where the hell
were you guys

when I said goodbye to her?

It's no big deal. Just call her,
tell her you made a mistake.

I can't. I mean,
I know she's in town,

but I have no idea
where she's staying.

We'll help you find her,
right, guys?

Absolutely.
We'll check hotels.

I'll start with
the four seasons.

Oh, they have a great Sushi bar.

Oh, it's been so long
since I had great Sushi.

No, no, no, they have
a scallop roll... unbelievable!

Oh, that is my favorite.

Let's go eat.

Can I still fire them?

She sounds great, Mike.
I'm really happy for you.

If it wasn't for
my relationship with you,

there's no way I'd be
a good enough person for her.

Oh, that's such
a nice thing to say.

Did you hear the way
Mike was talking about Allison?

That's the way
a romance should start.

Oh, come on,
you can't go by Mike.

No guy is that romantic.

To your beauty.

These guys are killing me.
Oh, excuse us.

Oh, no,
Charlie, Caitlin, stay.

Uh, judge Simmons and I
were just, um,

testing the wine

that they serve inmates
with their last meals.

Oh, yes,
I think they'll enjoy this.

Because nothing complements

a lethal injection
like a nice Merlot.

It's nice to see
both of you again.

I'll call you later,
Mr. mayor?

Your honor,
what kind of food will the...

Prisoners be having tonight?

Well, there's
one special prisoner

I'd like to invite over
for a homemade lasagna.

But will the prisoner
have access

to the parking garage

so his limo
doesn't get scratched again?

You want the lasagna,
be there at 8:00.

Okay? Bye.

Sir, we know you're
dating judge Simmons.

You don't have to hide it.

Really?
Because it would be great

if I didn't have to
keep coming up

with these clever covers,
like this inmate thing.

Yeah. That'd be great
for all of us.

It's good for your image

to be seen with a woman
like judge Simmons.

And don't be afraid
to show her a little affection

in public.
The voters like that.

When you're with someone, it
makes you seem more desirable.

That may be true,
but I've always had

a certain quality
that women find irresistible.

You're filthy rich?

That would be it.

Yeah, I need to know
if your hotel

has a guest named
Allison Wright,

and I'm short on time.

What?

A beautiful speaking voice?

Why, thank you.

You know, in high school
I did toy with the idea

of going into acting.

Tell me, do you have
an Allison Wright there?

No. Okay.
Listen, tell me,

do you have
a brunch special there?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Oh, hey, Mike.
Let me put you on speaker.

Any luck?

No. I've been
to six museums,

four department stores,
even the zoo.

I'm getting desperate here.

Mike, it's Stuart.

I had a police sketch artist
draw a picture of Allison.

Well, if it's
from your description,

I'm guessing it's a picture
of Daisy Fuentes

in a wet t-shirt.

Ah, you think
you know me, but...

That's wet, all right.

Keep us posted, Mike.

Caitlin,
I wanted to apologize.

With all the commotion
around here,

I haven't had a chance

to make jokes
about you and Charlie.

That's all right.

No, it isn't.

You count on me
for juvenile humor

and I've let you down.
But I want you to know,

I'm working on a variation
of the old

"Charlie and Caitlin
sitting in a tree" thing.

I don't want to spoil it,

but I won't be spelling
"kissing."

I'm gonna go
over here now.

Caitlin.
These are for you.

Charlie, those are
the mayor's flowers.

Not anymore.

Now they're yours.

Romantic, huh?

It's cute the way
you're trying so hard.

Hey, the mayor's on TV.

REPORTER: Mr. mayor,
Mr. mayor, a picture.

The voters should like this.

Ah, that's sweet.

CARTER:
Ah, he's looking good.

Whoa!
Oh, my God.

I said a little affection,

not cinemax after midnight.

We've got a problem.

Some guy just called complaining
about the mayor

groping judge Simmons
in public.

How could it be a problem?
It's 2001.

Well, it was her husband.
That's one way.

What do you mean she's only
technically married? She's separated,

but her husband hasn't signed
the divorce papers yet.

I had no idea.

Claire said
she didn't tell me,

well, because she didn't want
to complicate the beginnings

of our relationship.

Why would a guy
not sign divorce papers?

Is he trying
to set a record

for most years married
with no sex?

Well, if he is,
he should know

the road to that record
goes through me.

Well, separated or not,

the press is going
to run with this.

We've got to get her husband
to sign those papers.

Get on that for me, Ringo.

Oh, because of my suit.

I'll have you know that
this is the height of fashion.

Yeah, if you're
an 18th century spice merchant.

What are you doing?

Oh, I was just wondering
what you had planned next...

a big heart-shaped
box of chocolates,

a giant stuffed
Teddy bear?

Or maybe Paul
dressed up like cupid.

Real nice. Make fun
of the intimacy gimp.

And I may not know
what romance is,

but I do not it's not Paul

wearing little wings
and a diaper.

Too late, Paul.

So, you want me to sign
my divorce papers

so the mayor can date Claire
without causing a scandal?

That's how it lays out,
sport.

Here's a little tip...

she used to love the way
I nibbled on her ears.

Sir, I am a gentleman,

and I'd prefer that you
behave like one, too.

Thank you.

Nibble... Ears...

Look, if you don't
sign those papers,

this whole thing
is going to turn

into one big media frenzy.

Funny. That's exactly
what my publisher said.

Your publisher?

I've decided to write a book
about all this.

It should come out, uh,
right before the election.

Come on. You don't really
want to do that.

Don't try to talk him
out of it.

Let him write
his trashy book.

Hand it out at the polls.
We don't care.

Actually, we do care.

You know what?
I'll even help.

I'll write a chapter called

"I haven't had an orgasm
since 1992."

Last night was really close.

Really close!

If you'll excuse me...

I have a lot of writing
to do.

I can't believe
I married that guy.

Don't let this
upset you, Claire.

The important thing right now
is that we take the high road.

You're right.

I won't stoop
to his level.

Bye.

That's my girl.
I'll call you.

She's a pistol.

Sir, being involved
with a married woman

is going to be a tough sell
to the voters.

I hate to say this,

but I think you have to
stop seeing her.

Charlie, this is
the first good relationship

I've had in years.

Claire is beautiful,
intelligent,

caring.

Come on, be a guy,
hook me up.

Launching a campaign

during a scandal like this
is suicide.

I disagree.

In this day and age,
voters are very forgiving.

Then why is the mayor's
approval rating

down eight points
since the story broke?

I say we ride it out.

And I respect the mayor
for being so committed

to a woman, and I think
the voters will, too.

Sir, as mayor, you're able
to help millions of people.

We can't jeopardize that.

Oh, damn it, Charlie,
I know you're right.

There are other fish
in the sea, sir.

Well, that may be so,

but Claire is
a very special fish.

Yes, but you are
a very skilled fisherman.

Don't try to change
the subject.

Hey, Mike.

Hey, Charlie.

Two more.

So, how's it going?

Not so well.

I told the mayor to be
a little more affectionate

with his girlfriend
in public, and...

he made out with her
and grabbed her ass on TV.

You saw that on the news?

No, I worked with the guy
for five years.

I didn't know that was
his "go to" move.

You get him around
a pretty woman,

he's on her like a schnauzer
on a pant leg.

So how'd you handle it?

I told him
he had to stop seeing her.

You'd have made
the same call, right?

Absolutely,
that's what I would have done.

But see, that was my problem.

I was always putting work
in front of relationships.

See, my priorities
were all screwed up.

I don't know
if they're screwed up.

You know how it is.

Sometimes relationships
have to take a back seat.

So how do you like
being deputy mayor?

Oh, it's great,
it's great.

You get all
the stress of being mayor

without the burden
of credit, money, and power.

No, seriously, it's been
a real second chance for me.

Yeah, you know,
I heard about your exploits

down in Washington.

You gotta tell me this...
did you really...

yes.

Whatever it is,
I'm sure I did it.

I tell you, you got
quite the legacy around here.

My first month
all I heard was,

"Mike's brilliant.

"Mike's a tough negotiator.

Mike's the sweetest boy
with the cutest button nose."

I told my mom
not to call you.

Not that you need it,

but if I was gonna give you
any advice,

this is it, okay?
Keep the mayor happy.

If he's happy, the rest of it
just falls into place.

I'll keep that in mind.

I'm glad we talked.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, Charlie?

Yeah.

Our knees are touching.

What should we do?

On the count of three,
I say we just swivel.

1...
2...

3.

Nice.

You should all be
very proud of yourselves

for winning
the city championship.

[CHEERING]

The lessons that you learn
on the field of play

will help you throughout
your entire lives.

And remember, kids,
enjoy this now,

because win or lose,

more than half of you
are going to end up

divorced and alone.

Sir.

Hmm? Oh, hey, Charlie.

Just giving them
the old knute rockne.

I heard.

Very inspirational.

What's up?

Don't break things off
with Claire.

Date her, be seen with her,
whatever you want.

What about the election?

It'll make things tougher,
but so what?

We'll just work harder.

Claire makes you happy,
and that's all that matters.

Thank you, Charlie.
And trust me,

with Claire by my side,
I'll be a better candidate,

more focused than ever.

I'll see you Monday.

Uh, today's Wednesday.

Yeah, I know.

I am proud to say that yes,

judge Simmons and I do have
a personal relationship.

Legally she's still married,

but come on, people, let's be
realistic about this...

her marriage was finished

when she got separated
over a year ago.

Now it's just paperwork.

REPORTER: Judge Simmons,
anything to add?

I'd simply like
to thank the mayor

for his dignified handling
of this delicate matter.

Thank you.

Okay.

We'll just change
the campaign slogan

to "Winston loves
new yorkers...

One at a time."

Charlie, I'm proud of you.

That was a very sweet thing
you did for the mayor.

You're a real softie.
Don't get carried away.

I realized it'd be tough to win
with a depressed mayor.

My decision was 99% political.

And one percent sweet?

Maybe one percent sweet,

and sweet byproducts.

Well, I, uh,
I find that one percent...

Very attractive.

Actually, when I run
the numbers through my head,

the sweet part comes out
closer to 20%.

Really? I like 20%.

Then you're gonna love this,

because it was 100% sweet.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

I think it's the sound
of a window opening.

The window's open?

Yes.

It's because I did
the right thing

for the mayor, right?

I was like a sensitive guy,
and that turns you on...

shh, shh.
Don't analyze it.

Just go with it.

Guess what!
Mike found Allison!

Oh, Mike,
really, that's great.

And that's not even
the best part.

Go ahead,
tell her, Mike.

He proposed!
They're getting married.

Wow, Carter,
that was amazing.

I didn't even feel
my lips move.

Sorry, Mike.
Congratulations.

Oh, what the hell?

Let's... let's...
let's go celebrate.

They're just killing me.

Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.

(BARKING)

Moo.

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